M64 F60
first time anal
April 04 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
ENEMA if you dont want the mess!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'aniceone71' ENEMA if you dont want the mess! bad pun I know but welll... . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
14 years ago
We are conditioned that it is good by porn, writings talk. But in reality the fun is trying once you get there and do it once or twice, it will be like OK that was fun trying but its not all its cracked up to be. Do some google searches "anal sex and health effects" "anal sex and STD" . You guys are approaching the age for bowell cancer screening ???? For us it was been there done that yawn.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Romancefor4 I knew I could count on you to respond ! Anything to do with anal.... xxxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ok... none of those oil type lubes are any good.. you need silicone or wet stuff... something globby. Secondly, nobody involved really feels completely comfortable unless someone involved (vis a vis... the receptive person) has had a recent enema... and finally, always wear a condom.... then any potential for mess, simply get's whipped off and discarded before anyone gets a chance to think about it... finally..... wash your hands... oh... and everything else. :)Enjoy.HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
good one focus!
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RHP User
14 years ago
you can buy anal douche kits, just a pouch with a nozzle. you can just use warm ( not too warm) water , some use soapy water, or even the very gentle washes specifically made for the vagina. Not hard to do or get used to, and it will let you and your wife relax and enjoy it without worrying about the surprise. you've done all the other things right so far, ie: the butt plug and lube you wont believe the diff once you can stop worrying about the other thing, a relaxed bum is far more enjoyable
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RHP User
14 years ago
That you can also use sauce bottles, such as those Fountain BBQ sauce plastic bottles. Just fill them up with water, insert in your anus and squeeze the bottle. But I have never asked........... do you need to squirt the whole bottle up there? HahaI guess the beauty of an everyday household item like that is, 1. its cheap and 2. no one things to ask you why you always carry a sauce bottle around. xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'That you can also use sauce bottles, such as those Fountain BBQ sauce plastic bottles. Just fill them up with water, insert in your anus and squeeze the bottle. But I have never asked........... do you need to squirt the whole bottle up there? HahaI guess the beauty of an everyday household item like that is, 1. its cheap and 2. no one things to ask you why you always carry a sauce bottle around. xxMeeks Just reminded me of story I was told about a poor young male while on the weekly drinking escapades after winning the footy grandfinal, had to take himself off to hospital after waking to find his ass bleeding. poor thing thought he'd passed out and been brutalised, well he had actually, but only by a tomatoin the form of sauce.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well dontgothere, he obviously has never been properly fucked up the arse has he? We ladies all know - when it is done right you are reminded of your lover for days afterwards. Ouchy wa wa ! HeheheheheMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
The sauce bottle is a stop gap measure and pretty awkward to use without help. :p... A proper enima kit is the go if youre doing it solo. Also, I wouldnt use soapy water as the alkalinity is potentially irritating. Also, also, I expect it is unhealthy to use too much warm water... even if you can squirt heaps more up there, one sauce bottle full at a time is enough damn it, no matter how good it feels. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just when I was picturing you naked with a sauce bottle hanging out of your arse you had to go ruin it for me. Hahahahahahahahaha. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stalky I'd imagine anal double fisting by club handed men would be a touch more unhealthy than an extra 'fair squeeze of the sauce bottle' .
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RHP User
14 years ago
Great answer aniceone71.... Enema is definitely the way to go.. Extra info... Ask your wife to use the "Enema Device for bowel irrigation"... clear out the colon (repeat a couple of times)..... get her to take a break.. then lube up... and..everything should work out just fine..
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RHP User
14 years ago
lol.Meeka100. . But I got nothing except: "It sounds like you're up Shit-Creek without a bottle"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Capital, I'm afraid you have got it all wrong. An enema is a safe and effective method of cleaning the bowel prior to anal sex and it does not wash away the bacteria.An enema kit can be obtained from your local pharmacy, online or at your local sex shop. The easiest one to use consists of a tapered rubber or plastic nozzle and a squeezable bulb. Don't use soapy water.Alternatively you can try a bowl of All Bran in the morning or a couple of Laxettes and you should be ready to go in the evening.Vaginal douches are ok provided you don't do them often and you don't use anything other than clean warm water. It's not something you would do regularly or you will upset the bacterial balance.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I wouldn't have thought so a year ago but eating loads of fibre in the form of quinoa, oats, raw veg actually works. No need for enima, just a nice empty arse to penetrate again and again...and again and again and again!Also, of all the lubes, Wet stuff is my favourite - doesn't leave any residue.
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RHP User
14 years ago
wel, most entertaining answer so far goes to focusliason but the most informative goes to all of you. Thanks sincerely, I'm off to buy a sauce bottle.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Did someone mention something! and two bites. predictable from who as well. lol. Quoting 'Tonyerotic' lol.Meeka100. . But I got nothing except: "It sounds like you're up Shit-Creek without a bottle"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hello there nakedtravellerTake a look at this website - www.medicalobserver.com.au/news/about-anal-sex Hopefully it will answer your ongoing question and provide you with resourceful informationBut one important note you should take into considerations - is that anal sex is not for everyoneI hope it works out for you and take it easy Silver xo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Far out the things women do for thier men or for the Bi and gays things men do for thier men Starve and have my arse cleaned out pffft ha ha ha ha fuck that shit
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RHP User
14 years ago
We only indulge in this every now and then but don't seem to have a messy time. Have we just been lucky? Of course there's been a few times that were a little icky but nothing to scare us!!Geez I'd like to know what happened to Romancefor4 to make them so anti-anal - me thinks they'd vote for a political party that wanted to ban it!!!! But I will agree that for most it's the thought of something they can't always get that is better than the reality. For us the pussy is the place to be but then sometimes that other place can just blow your mind
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mikaelT
14 years ago
Now i know what KRUDD mean't by fair squeeze of the sauce bottle.Until Julia gave it to him without any lube, but tried a greasy Marl Arbib
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fun with ya bum 101 . You put the sauce bottle in, and ya squeeze the water out you put the sauce bottle in, and squeeze some more out, you stand up straight and you shake it all about...... . Ohhhh the funny bummy ooohh the funny bummy . you sit right down and ya squirt the pooey out if you havent got it all, your man will surely shout . ohhhh the funny bummy ooohh the funny bummy . No more loads of crap *clap clap* . yes I know, I'm a knob but who gives a little shit, we're talking about anal haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Just when I was picturing you naked with a sauce bottle hanging out of your arse you had to go ruin it for me. Hahahahahahahahaha. xxMeeka lmfao.... actually I was picturing you with a sauce bottle hanging out of your arse Meeks... and you know... providing useful tips and a helping hand.. hehe.... Oh... and S(2) can be standing by with the warm towels! ;pHugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikaelT'Now i know what KRUDD mean't by fair squeeze of the sauce bottle.Until Julia gave it to him without any lube, but tried a greasy Marl Arbib Bloody good pick up that one I always had my suspicions that he liked anal, kinda confirms it hey?
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RHP User
14 years ago
hang on...........didnt he say 'fair suck of the sauce bottle'? Ohhh KRUDD you dirty bastard
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RHP User
14 years ago
Go to the chemist and get microlax. Insert an hour or so before play. Some slight cramping but it sure as shit *cough* will get everything out of the lower bowel area promto. Then shower after the pooing stops and shove a soapy finger up there.Or, do what I did at 16 and cut a piece of garden hose and gaff it to the bath tap. Don't turn it on too high (make sure water is tepid -cold water will cause cramping, too hot, well, the obvious).Also, most chemists sell those douche balloon thingy's which come with an anal and vaginal insert. Fill and squeeze. Then hold! Again remember not to use cold water.
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RHP User
14 years ago
My god you are naughty Stalky! . . . . No I think the bottle is definitley for you. You know I always like to watch you have fun. :P xxMeekaP.S. I think the bottle would shatter it if we used it on S2! Buns of steel I tell you!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09'Starve and have my arse cleaned out pffft ha ha ha ha fuck that shit Now you see - that is a challenge right there. Isn't it Wowwow?? You have obviously given it alot of thought. And I think I know just the girl to introduce you to the wonderful world of anal sex because I know you deserve it. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'wowwow09'Starve and have my arse cleaned out pffft ha ha ha ha fuck that shit Now you see - that is a challenge right there. Isn't it Wowwow?? You have obviously given it alot of thought. And I think I know just the girl to introduce you to the wonderful world of anal sex because I know you deserve it. xxMeekapasses Meeka a fully loaded sauce bottle
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RHP User
14 years ago
ha ha Meeka oh please be gentle and Punish me
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09'ha ha Meeka oh please be gentle and Punish me You don't have to be gentle with me though..
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RHP User
14 years ago
Buy a Higginsons Pump. It is used for vaginal douching and anal enemas. I have had one for over two years now and never had any nasty surprises.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Krissy_G, Boobalicious & Wowwow, I definitely need to plan a trip to Perth so I see. Krissy_G you are too funny & the champagne bottles are a great idea! Now Boobalicious with you I will be gentle (at your request) but I think we need to come with a better plan for Wowwow. Mmmmm The thoughts going through my head right now. What sort of damage could the three of us ladies do big old Wowwow??? I hope that when we are through with you we will all be saying Wow Wow and not Ow Ow.Oops I mustn't forget Chilli - she is on my list of to dos. Gee you guys in Perth REALLY love your anal! Always good to see.xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Romancefor4' We are conditioned that it is good by porn, writings talk. But in reality the fun is trying once you get there and do it once or twice, it will be like OK that was fun trying but its not all its cracked up to be. Do some google searches "anal sex and health effects" "anal sex and STD" . You guys are approaching the age for bowell cancer screening ???? For us it was been there done that yawn..... in your opinion yes. but for many it is fun. for both. for many its something that can be included in their play. done properly and with care it can be very enjoyable.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Chilli & others We have been at it for the last 6months+ Every time we decide that"lets make it Happen this time" ,i do the needful:Lube,even condom to make her feel safe & comfortable,very gentle & taking lots of time to enter>...but the outcome is same...for the last 6months...she will complain of pain & being the considerate lover i presume i am,give up after 4/5mts of trying.... Told my babe,i am giving up trying nowAlmost a closed-chapter now.
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RHP User
14 years ago
There is no "easy" or "gentle" way to do it the first time so why not just go hard and get it over with or don't go. Anybody that tells you differently is so not telling you the truth. | Just lube that thing up, step back about 6 paces, take aim, put your head down...and charge into it like a Rhino in heat. Oh too...make sure she is tied firmly to something to keep her head from rocketing through the freaking wall. Sheet rock is safer than brick by the way...or buy her a kevlar riding helmet just in case. | After that...you will be soooooo used to it, you might even like it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
its about arousal and trust. it does hurt, it can be ugly and it can be messy. but it can be a wonderful and extremely erotic experience...............
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RHP User
14 years ago
when using a sauce bottle or a bulb to 'clean out'just remember that when you squeeze the water in....to keep it squeezed as you pull it out...otherwise you will just suck all that dirty water back into it!Oh...and when the cock is pushing in....she should push out...like shes doing a shit...then the cock will slide in a lot easier.And sure..its meant to feel a bit uncomfy at the start...so take it easy...but it shouldnt take long til shes begging you to go hard!JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well guys, Buy your wife a strap on dildo? , save the sauce bottles and get the wife to practice on you. That should give you some first hand experiance how to go about it. Sauce bottle pressure cleanout lots of lube she can take it slow with the strap on hope there is no mess. She might even promise you it wont hurt and you will like it. After all a arse is a arse dosnt matter what sex is used for the same thing right? Like what type husband would not do what he is expecting from his wife? Appears its quite popular lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mikeand shel Wish my lover as accomodating & had a higher tolerance for fun,even if it means a lil pain..LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was ANTI anal for ages "exit not an entry my friend!" And now after starting with a few good experiences with having my bot bot fingered and then being open and ready (mentally as well)... I now get what all the fuss is about!! It feels so awesome!!!!! I think i may be a little addicted... And we're talking a couple of weeks ago after years of saying NO DEAL to entre vou my derriere! The enema is the key. I think worrying about 'escapees' was completely taking me out of the moment and not enabling me to relax.. You can get them at sex shops. I say - DON'T GIVE UP! It's worth it
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '2matureluvrs' Mikeand shel Wish my lover as accomodating & had a higher tolerance for fun,even if it means a lil pain..LOL just dont rush...thats a sure fire recipe for disaster...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '2matureluvrs' Mikeand shel Wish my lover as accomodating & had a higher tolerance for fun,even if it means a lil pain..LOL just dont rush...thats a sure fire recipe for disaster...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'okaygo77' I was ANTI anal for ages "exit not an entry my friend!" And now after starting with a few good experiences with having my bot bot fingered and then being open and ready (mentally as well)... I now get what all the fuss is about!! It feels so awesome!!!!! I think i may be a little addicted... And we're talking a couple of weeks ago after years of saying NO DEAL to entre vou my derriere! The enema is the key. I think worrying about 'escapees' was completely taking me out of the moment and not enabling me to relax.. You can get them at sex shops. I say - DON'T GIVE UP! It's worth it They have in chemists in the laxaive section packets of little bottles that squeeze a soln up ur bot bot and within the hour u r ready to go! It is easy. The penetration bit at the beginning is never without pain, it might take a minute or 2 of really not doing much but stay in, then when, the pain goes, IT GOES and then in my experience, the partner simply cannot push ENOUGH!!! To receive that amount of pleasure, a little pain at the beginning ends up not being a bother, just got to hold in there for that bit of time (and yes, warm up with fingers and loads of lube!)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ' when using a sauce bottle or a bulb to 'clean out'just remember that when you squeeze the water in....to keep it squeezed as you pull it out...otherwise you will just suck all that dirty water back into it!Oh...and when the cock is pushing in....she should push out...like shes doing a shit...then the cock will slide in a lot easier.And sure..its meant to feel a bit uncomfy at the start...so take it easy...but it shouldnt take long til shes begging you to go hard!JMO...BJxxx but most importantly, grab the red sauce bottle......not the sweet chilli one........ouch!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' There is no "easy" or "gentle" way to do it the first time so why not just go hard and get it over with or don't go. Anybody that tells you differently is so not telling you the truth. | Just lube that thing up, step back about 6 paces, take aim, put your head down...and charge into it like a Rhino in heat. Oh too...make sure she is tied firmly to something to keep her head from rocketing through the freaking wall. Sheet rock is safer than brick by the way...or buy her a kevlar riding helmet just in case. | After that...you will be soooooo used to it, you might even like it. CM's Amazing Anal Agenda Checklist __1. Rhino target __2. Male with repressed bi tendencies __3. Anchoring object __4. Restraints __5. Erection of apocalyptic proportion __6. Lube (even if she declines - they never know what's good for em, eh???) __7. Token helmet to satisfy OH&S regulations and counter future litigation __8. Sheet Rock wall (keep the blood stains for decorative purposes) __9. Webcam for CM (who rises to favourite in Resident Sicko Steaks while Stalky rides with a fast ascent and looks set to finally take CMs virginal yellow jersey) __10. Rosary Beads __11. Fervent prayers to convert lube into Holy Waters It's his absolute pleasure, the very least he could do... ...no, really... Chilli xx Does rhino symbolise a propensity towards Freudian Penis Envy...? Something you're hiding at midnight???TOO funny Chilli
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RHP User
14 years ago
It would seem that the consensual creme' de la creme' has again risen to the top...and just in the nick of time as I am only one square away from completing the accent wall in the LCPR downstairs. I have collected squares from the sheet rock indentations from 15 luxury hotels from all around Australia, and now that you have agreed...the set of 4 x 4 is complete. Each square will be mounted on the wall, skip trowled and painted in CMYK 41%, 41%, 0%, 69%....Midnight Blue (sorry, computerized paint colour matching requires more than hex code) and framed in black chrome. I hope it turns out as well as I expect...sort of a moon scape of modern art and certainly a focal point above the black Edwardian leather lounge?|Now, I did run your checklist past both more private personal liability and Commonwealth Law regimes...and as good fortune would have it, with only slight modifications, I accept your offer...|☑ 1. Rhino target (consensual female) ☑ 2. Female (with progressive bi-sexual tendancies)☑ 3. Anchoring object☑ 4. Restraints☑ 5. Erection of apocalyptic proportion☑ 6. Lube (Especially if she declines)☑ 7. Token helmet (OH&S regulated and Legal Liability Consent)☑ 8. Sheet Rock wall ☑ 9. Webcam for CM (Rhino Hat-Cam for live feeds)☑ 10. Rosary Beads (or updates to your Last Will and Testament)☑ 11. Fervent prayers to convert lube into Holy Waters|As for item 2 legal advised that this activity would be highly likely to motivate a female with bi-inclinations completely across the line, no sense in fence stiing, in or out I say...and besides, there is no sense at all in putting a perfectly good woman with no such inclinations completely off of men for the rest of her life. That would just be cruel...and not at all a part of my very gracious decorum.|And as for letting your Freudian slip show again, pity you did not research the Rhinocerotidae Africanus a bit more as thoroughly as there can be some variance to the experience. Oh well, knowing that you are just a bit Jung-er than I am...I will again be a gentleman of course and offer you a choice before performing this near religious quasi-exorcistic ritual on you.. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' It's his absolute pleasure, the very least he could do. No, really. Does rhino symbolise a propensity towards Freudian Penis Envy...? | So now as it seems you have agreed and thank you for helping me complete the project I have been working on for over a year, I think the only question that remains is... | ...one horn or two? | | You might "talk it"...but you won't "walk it" for a week or so after this. Oh well, you may even like it too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yay ! I'm with you ! WTF ... Clearly being experienced helps everything ! Shower sex could be a thought as well ,warm relaxed soapy and slippery. Problems would be washed away . They are a couple that share arn't they? So if the wifes not comfortable with it but he'd like to be , add a third person ? Someone whom is experienced, practice for him . The wife could watch.. it may turn her on! or turn her off! either way she will know if its her thing... He will be happy ! And if he still wants to be a inconsiderate prick for he's own pleasures by starving hes wife and continue to embarrass her . Here's a tip for her. Go to the pharmacy, get the enema kit for him , the wife uses a srap on with warm soapy water, lube not oil based and fuck him up the arse like you'd like it! It sounds like he needs the experience Quoting 'MistressT'Capital, I'm afraid you have got it all wrong. An enema is a safe and effective method of cleaning the bowel prior to anal sex and it does not wash away the bacteria. An enema kit can be obtained from your local pharmacy, online or at your local sex shop. The easiest one to use consists of a tapered rubber or plastic nozzle and a squeezable bulb. Don't use soapy water. Alternatively you can try a bowl of All Bran in the morning or a couple of Laxettes and you should be ready to go in the evening. Vaginal douches are ok provided you don't do them often and you don't use anything other than clean warm water. It's not something you would do regularly or you will upset the bacterial balance.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Admirable, almost...as an adaptive study at Google University does help when keeping all creatures large and small that may inhabit your zoo not only comfortable but obviously well positioned for their continued survival. Of course, any zookeeper with experience will tell you that it's best to keep them comfortable, feed and pet them daily and always remember that they could decide being horny is not half as much fun as playing a game of chasey...just watch out for those thundering odd toed ungulates that can go like a bat out of hell when motivated or provoked. That's when attending law school at Google U would help, and you realize that Newton's second one applies... |Force = Mass -X- Acceleration. |Short form is that what could have been a somewhat tolerable or in some cases almost enjoyable anal assualt on a friendly zookeeper suddenly goes all wrong. If you are lucky, he may only step on your feet rather that just pound you into the ground...although rumour has it that some zookeepers do like a good pounding now and then. |Damn, if he misses and just steps on your feet....so much for nice shoes, and I bet there will even be a run in those sexy silk nylons. Oh well, the Rhino has been around the place for about 14 million or so years and is a survivor...must be his incredible instincts albeit overlooked in the guide. He will most likely just bide his time until another zookeeper shows up with nice shoes, silk stockings and a garter belt...and hopefully not limping because of very swollen feet. Darwin did say that in the struggle for survival the fittest win...not because they are stronger, but because they are the most capable to adapting to the environment...but if a Rhino steps on your feet I can't imagine ever getting them back into nice shoes again. Pity that so many Rhinos seem to have a preference for a well turned ankle and not a broken one.|I guess it would not be a bad idea to carry around a couple of bullets in your back pocket just in case it turns out that you aren't really much of a zookeeper and the Rhino decides to charge. Be sure that you have .416 Rigby handy and are willing to look him in the eyes until he is no more than 75 yards away then pull both triggers on that breech lock beast and pray. What happened to your rosary beads and holy water...you might need them well before that moment of truth and test of your courage arrives and he looks into your eyes.|Back to the lectern for this anthropologist...every once in a while you get a surprise visit from an eager female student of your work, so even if the topic is boring you can still use The Force...mass and acceleration nice things to talk about over lunch the next day...and that is when you need a laptop to help her understand the real meaning of "Death by PowerPoint". Of course, if you are the key note speaker they let you bring along your own support staff who might just be generous enough to help you get through the presentation...even if you blow it.||And if you happen to be taking pictures...aim for the lens.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hi,first time anal takes a few goes, but get your wife just to go to toilet first without letting you know why. Saves on having to do an enema. Also a good way to relax is have a couple of drinks and get in the mood. you can also try sniffing a liquid called rush or emmel (get it from porn shops, some wont sell it though) this relaxes your muscles and gives you a horny sex rush, although if you have a bad heart dont use it. whatever you do dont drink it either!! Gay guys use it pretty often.Its great but only lasts a short time but you can keep sniffing. Gets things going well and get your wife to constantly rub her clit while your doing it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
To anal or not?....I'm the male half of our relationship and anal is simply a normal part of our sexing.....Lubs and all of that are all good and well, I think that both participants have to be complety relaxed and comforable about the whole thing....You can't rush into anal, you both have to be ready, after other stimulation has occured...For us it always works because we are always ready to do anal and the female vaginal juices is the perfect lubrication.......It is a thrill ( for both :-) ) and very stimulating when it work. So be patient, relaxed and comfortable and try it then...It's a very nice feeling for both participants
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well i had tried it many years ago and i guess had never had the right person trying it? I was completely put off by it. Then my new sexmate decided we should try it and just see... Now i almost cant get enough of it. I've found tho his angle has to be pretty good or it just wont push in. I've even taking to adding my favourite toy and i think it drives him more crazy than me.!! My 2c... Id def be trying it a few times before i decided i didnt like it. ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lmfao.... actually I was picturing you with a sauce bottle hanging out of your arse Meeks... and you know... providing useful tips and a helping hand.. hehe.... HugsStalky Ahh and the penny finally drops. Is that why you keep showing me that bottle & tell me " you never know when you might need it". LOL. Well well. xx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'patkelly'Now i almost cant get enough of it. We would suggest caution, research has indicated it stunts your growth, and also happers you seeing in the dark.
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Chillymofo
14 years ago
Quoting 'Romancefor4' Well guys, Buy your wife a strap on dildo? , save the sauce bottles and get the wife to practice on you. That should give you some first hand experiance how to go about it. Sauce bottle pressure cleanout lots of lube she can take it slow with the strap on hope there is no mess. She might even promise you it wont hurt and you will like it. After all a arse is a arse dosnt matter what sex is used for the same thing right? Like what type husband would not do what he is expecting from his wife? Appears its quite popular lol. Why would I?????Mrs Rough actually likes Anal, where as Mr Rough does not!Really simple.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'luvitruf' Quoting 'Romancefor4' Well guys, Buy your wife a strap on dildo? , save the sauce bottles and get the wife to practice on you. That should give you some first hand experiance how to go about it. Sauce bottle pressure cleanout lots of lube she can take it slow with the strap on hope there is no mess. She might even promise you it wont hurt and you will like it. After all a arse is a arse dosnt matter what sex is used for the same thing right? Like what type husband would not do what he is expecting from his wife? Appears its quite popular lol. Why would I?????Mrs Rough actually likes Anal, where as Mr Rough does not!Really simple. Awww come on, thats not very open minded Have you tried?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Enema is the best way to go, we have never had any mess or fuss. Chemist's have them & so do sex shops (adult shops etc) Easy to do on ur own and gives u 100% confidence. You can do it just before or even a few hours if u havent eaten.Also try avoiding to eat anything too 'binding' that day and in the few hours before anal, again its all about confidence and to relax that lil bit more. Lube is always a good thing, fingers or toys can definitely ease u into things! Oh and as MissBJ said, as much as you may feel a lil strange at first, it is alot easier if the woman pushes out as her man enters, makes all the difference to be relaxedEnjoy!
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