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March 20 2014
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madotara69
11 years ago
You are a bit of a fart smeller, oops I meant smart feller Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
not just women who do it. I had a guy fart while I was sucking his cock...we were both pretty drunk so neither of us cared very much. Hmm...Mallrats anyone?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've farted during awesome orgasams once or twice ;-) But only really really good ones - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
11 years ago
Luckily that both of you were pretty drunk at the time, otherwise I can't imagine how would you continue with the fun while smelling some unpleasant smell! 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
11 years ago
I have had accidental fanny farts during intercourse, and was embarrassed to death! I can't imagine how embarrassed I would be if I had the other fart! 😬 A good preparation is always a must for me personally! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' Luckily that both of you were pretty drunk at the time, otherwise I can't imagine how would you continue with the fun while smelling some unpleasant smell! 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile It didn't smell luckily
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' Luckily that both of you were pretty drunk at the time, otherwise I can't imagine how would you continue with the fun while smelling some unpleasant smell! 😬 - Posted from rhpmobile It didn't smell luckily
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've fanny farted plenty of times but neither one of us have let off any gas during sex and even if we did, we're both comfortable with each other enough to really care, UNLESS he tries to put me in a 'dutch oven' then they'd be hell to pay lol My pussy was in the path of his wind while he piggybacked me in the water, this one time. We both had a good laugh :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
That is too funny.....why are ,you obsessing about old farts Chev?.:-) :-) :-) xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry for the double posting. Also typo... *they'd = there'd - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
BLEH!! GRrrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
There was this one time at band camp...oh no thats wasnt the time...then there was this time when....no maybe that was gunshots? I tend to just carry on as if nothing happened.............. I think I was just watching Get Smart.
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RHP User
11 years ago
my 5 year old accidentally farts when she sneezes!
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Bideas
11 years ago
Is this a precursor to the question, who here has given or received a blumpkin?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sure , I Fart all the time . It's because I'm relaxed . & yes , I'll always shove her head under the blankets . It's because I'm relaxed . Also scores out of 10 for Sound , Smell , Texture & Taste ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' You are a bit of a fart smeller, oops I meant smart feller Mado Tara xx
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I blow kisses with my bottom! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' Quoting 'madotara69' You are a bit of a fart smeller, oops I meant smart feller Mado Tara xx foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
LOL.......How do you like your eggs?? Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Cest_la_viebaby' There was this one time at band camp...oh no thats wasnt the time...then there was this time when....no maybe that was gunshots? I tend to just carry on as if nothing happened.............. I think I was just watching Get Smart. once you get over forty those fuckers just fall out your arse. I try to hold em in, honest injun, but even walking up stairs I tend to play the bugle boy from company B apparently there is a fetish for people that get turned on by farts.there is also a place you can record your farts and then sell that on the internetIf only I could find that site, I would be a rich woman. tried farting in a can once to send. put a lid on it and left it on the bench. unfortunately someone lifted the lid , they passed out on my kitchen floor .It was a wild fart, one of those nado chicken and chilly farts, my secret weapon for Jehovah witnesses that come to the door. Dam that fart got wasted. any howww back to re fuel to fill up that can, maybe I can do some pickled farts? I have enough methane gas to power a city if you give me milk LadyT who does not fart, she just does these delicate little fluff that smell like crushed rose petals.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'LadyTuscan' Quoting 'Cest_la_viebaby' There was this one time at band camp...oh no thats wasnt the time...then there was this time when....no maybe that was gunshots? I tend to just carry on as if nothing happened.............. I think I was just watching Get Smart. once you get over forty those fuckers just fall out your arse. I try to hold em in, honest injun, but even walking up stairs I tend to play the bugle boy from company B apparently there is a fetish for people that get turned on by farts.there is also a place you can record your farts and then sell that on the internetIf only I could find that site, I would be a rich woman. tried farting in a can once to send. put a lid on it and left it on the bench. unfortunately someone lifted the lid , they passed out on my kitchen floor .It was a wild fart, one of those nado chicken and chilly farts, my secret weapon for Jehovah witnesses that come to the door. Dam that fart got wasted. any howww back to re fuel to fill up that can, maybe I can do some pickled farts? I have enough methane gas to power a city if you give me milk LadyT who does not fart, she just does these delicate little fluff that smell like crushed rose petals. I'm laughing so hard that I can't stop farting
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was a French self styled Fartist.He was the first flatulent musician and the highest paid entertainer of his day.He even performed at the Moulin Rouge.....proving that sometimes it pays to be full of piss and wind:-) :-) :-) :-) xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
I might have taken a bit of a sabbatical from the forums, but I do remember Chev always asked serious questions and wanted serious answers. Enough of this tomfoolery, own up who has let a little anal trumpet play come into their lovemaking!!!!! MookaP.S. at my age I am sometimes too scared to fart, never know what could happen .....
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RHP User
11 years ago
My shit don't stink.... Its the farts that give me away
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Topic covering the BIG issues.... lol
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'mooka' I might have taken a bit of a sabbatical from the forums, but I do remember Chev always asked serious questions and wanted serious answers. Enough of this tomfoolery, own up who has let a little anal trumpet play come into their lovemaking!!!!! MookaP.S. at my age I am sometimes too scared to fart, never know what could happen ..... YEP hearin ya babe!! Over 40 gotta keep incontinent aids close by and Kylies for the bed. Over 40 for a women is even worse! Wait till we sneeze or laugh...and it ain't squirting!! I'm telling ya now!! As for the piles....well, let out a fart and you'll soon know if one has them. Foxy the old fart, who masters the tools close by, who's farts just drop out.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Topic covering the BIG issues.... lol Taking the piss or WIND out of this Forum?? Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
you guys are hilarious!! Love it. I have farted during orgasm, thankfully it was just me masturbating at the time. I was just thinking earlier, I have organised a play date tomorrow and then I ordered Indian for dinner, bad move me thinks!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Quoting 'mooka' I might have taken a bit of a sabbatical from the forums, but I do remember Chev always asked serious questions and wanted serious answers. Enough of this tomfoolery, own up who has let a little anal trumpet play come into their lovemaking!!!!! MookaP.S. at my age I am sometimes too scared to fart, never know what could happen ..... YEP hearin ya babe!! Over 40 gotta keep incontinent aids close by and Kylies for the bed. Over 40 for a women is even worse! Wait till we sneeze or laugh...and it ain't squirting!! I'm telling ya now!! As for the piles....well, let out a fart and you'll soon know if one has them. Foxy the old fart, who masters the tools close by, who's farts just drop out. Come on Foxy, get some damn years up ya spring chicken. Oh here is a hint, if you have to use an elevator, make sure there is either one old person or a baby in the lift as well: either of those can take the blame for fart with ease :D Mooka - who once cleared out a C130 cargo aircraft after a very good meal in Singapore .....
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I may be a spring chicken, but I sure am a turd honking for the right of way. My arss is so tight, when I fart - dogs can hear it! AND When I fart in church, I sit on own pew Ms.Spring chicken Foxy, bringing on the fart jokes, to put some light hearted WIND in the Forum for Chev. :)
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Why don't little girls fart?? Because they don't have assholes until they married. Foxy
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Chev started to topic by saying he's experienced some women farting. Then asked if anyone farts.... but why? He knows some do. Have we entered a grand new era of voyeurism over the written description of farting, and nobody gave me the memo?! Chev.... you don't get off on a pungent wafted cloud of gas across your olfactory nerve, do you?!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Chev started to topic by saying he's experienced some women farting. Then asked if anyone farts.... but why? He knows some do. Have we entered a grand new era of voyeurism over the written description of farting, and nobody gave me the memo?! Chev.... you don't get off on a pungent wafted cloud of gas across your olfactory nerve, do you?!! - Posted from rhpmobile blow it out your arse
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RHP User
11 years ago
shart....that's a fart with a slight follow through
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madotara69
11 years ago
if it comes after curried prawns, it's nasty.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
My curried prawns do not singe arse hairs!!! Err Foxxxy "sharting" is a whole other load of shit 😝
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RHP User
11 years ago
farted so much once......I mist the opportunity to get laid......BUMMER. My one and only change with my bestest Buddy......lol now he is GAY......hopefully it had nothing to do with my farts, but I am sure was stuck in his nostrils for days. Lucky for me he got over the smell, but he didnt get over women. S HHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT because he is not bad on the eye.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
are pretty bad if one tastes it....just sayin, during a BJ. Foxy
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