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friend with problem

February 06 2010

A good lady friend come to me for advice. She said she was divorcing her husband, all he wants is anal sex and her arshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece ,when it used to be a 5 cent piece. I said to her Maria you married a multi-millionaire.you live in a eight bedroom mansion,you drive a ferrari and you take six european holidays a year! you want to throw that all away for 45 cents.

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RHP User

15 years ago

this guy is possibly in the closet. anal can definitely up the stakes, and provide the necessary variety for a spicy, fulfilling sex life. however, if that is his first and last port of call, and he does'nt so much as give her vag a cursory glance, then you really have to wonder. does he at least have the common courtesy give her a reach around? no offense to your friend, but maybe its the only hole that has maintained its shape and form.although being the size of a fifty cent piece, i highly doubt it. could be worse. could be the size tea saucer i suppose. i prescribe a month of intense pelvic floor exercises, and if there is no change after that, maybe a couple of strategically placed stitches. one last question, does she have to wear diapers? christopher xo

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RHP User

15 years ago

If all he want is his pleasure and she is now physically damaged looks like divorce is on the cards.It is not a matter of 45 cents it more a matter of respect and mutual pleasure in the sex department. It would be interesting to know more about the rest of the relationship. Sex is only one part of a marriage although it is an important part. It sounds as if she has made up her mind and there are other issues .....possible control issues.Now as for the money, car and holiday .....she will take half anyway so and in the end money is a minor issue in realityMy two cents Hermes

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RHP User

15 years ago

ha ha sorrento, lmfao, cracked me up big time. even funnier that others respond like it is serious !

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RHP User

15 years ago

Wait, You don't really have a friend with a 50 cent arsehole do you sorrent. Do you? :p Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

15 years ago

...I was laughing at the joke.....now I'm laughing at the thread....pmsl... Jx

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RHP User

15 years ago

No christoper my friend does'nt need nappies but she can no longer trust a fart as we found out on our last car trip,and gaz yes it is that size. She wants me to speak to her husband for her though weve never meet,i dont no quite how to start the conversation, anyone have any ideas??

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RHP User

15 years ago

Because of this post when i launch my rap album im gonna call myself 5 cents.

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RHP User

15 years ago

God I love reading you guys, never fail to give me a laugh! Is he good looking? I quite like anal, maybe I could become his mistress (not keen on leaving Mr Sassy) and he could shed some wealth and holidays on me xxx Mrs Sassy

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RHP User

15 years ago

love that joke, an oldie but a real goodie! good one:)

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