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how can i start a conversation?
August 22 2011
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hello I'm Browny
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RHP User
13 years ago
..saying "I'm a top root, wanna try me?" doesn't work unless a lot of alcohol has been consumedIf you find out, can you share with the rest of us ?I do think that every suggestions you get will have to be tried at least once, as part of the investigationKeep us posted Browny
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Hello, would you like to see my cock!" is not an acceptable way to start a conversation unless you're a chicken farmer!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi my name is browny and you look special..........
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RHP User
13 years ago
..then work your plan. Just pull down your zipper then casually walk toward the table. If they blush a little or start to giggle...you know they were checking out your package. | You're half way home then.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Different approaches will work in different circumstances. I'm horribly shy at first, and always have difficulty starting a conversation (even sending that first message to another member is a trying experience!). Things that have worked for me in the past:1. Make eye contact and smile. If the other person stays for a while, I find this breaks the ice and then you can simply say Hi when the opportunity presents.2. Sometimes you may hear snippets of a conversation they're having, and you get the opportunity to say something like "I hope I'm not being rude, but...." and add to the topic.3. Position yourself close to them and surreptitiously check them out. In most cases, they'll notice sooner or later.I do find, however, that if a lady wants to talk to you, she usually will. So you could always use the "Stand in an obvious place and look handsome" approach..
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RHP User
13 years ago
there was a thread about pick-up lines a few months ago. there were some really funny ones which i think would make good ice breakers, and if the chick turns her nose up and says 'how corny' or 'how sleazy', then shes probably either a bit silly or arrogant. you dont want someone like that anyway.
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RHP User
13 years ago
LMAO..MIDNIGHT..I've hear em all..so i thought...Mistress T is spot on..a nice smile is a great way..plus u don't come off as sleazy..the after intro...if the girl responds .with a smile..ask if you can join her,then offer to buy her a drinkBUT remember to say no strings...maybe ask what she does for a living...most peeps like to talk about themselvesits a weakness they have....i think all bases coveredOH yeah...if failing that..she say no thanx..be polite!!!! enjoy your eveningheymumma
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll give you opener..It's not the greatest by any means but it's fun..Find the hottest girl in the pub, someone you like and would otherwise not talk too.. walk upto her and look her straight in the eyes, don't break contact till she does..Tell her you couldn't help but notice her hands and how lovely they were..Pay particular attention to her thumb. She'll be silent..tell her your a talent scout!..She'll think your a hand model scout..She'll ask who do you scout for?..Thinking in her mind..A famous company. Tell her the womans thumb wrestling team of wherever you live..She'll laugh if it's the right girl!..Then tell her you handle all auditions yourself and we'd better start straigh away..If it's the right fun girl, she'll do it. Thats your opener..the rest is upto you..Like i said it's not great but the vibe i get from you, it's enough for you.. .. avoid asking what she does for a job, for fun etc..anything boring avoid.. Ps this opener is meant to be nothing more than fun between the two of you..remember that..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Little wings post is right on the money..Re-read it..
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tamworthguy46
13 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ..then work your plan. Just pull down your zipper then casually walk toward the table. If they blush a little or start to giggle...you know they were checking out your package. | You're half way home then. Reply.......Come on C M........you don't want to get the poor guy arested do you......the sad thing is , I have actually seen guys try that ! Tam
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ..then work your plan. Just pull down your zipper then casually walk toward the table. If they blush a little or start to giggle...you know they were checking out your package. | You're half way home then. Gawd was that you Chasing?? Don't laugh I have had this happen to me more than once, however they had actually flopped their dick out too. Some men, they are all class :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nowhere in that post did I say anything about unleashing the beast...jearzus you must hang out in some really low life dives. I just was talking about leaving the zipper open...the chartreuse jock contrast nicely with the charcoal gray suit. | Quoting 'Meeka100'Gawd was that you Chasing?? Don't laugh I have had this happen to me more than once, however they had actually flopped their dick out too. Some men, they are all class :( | Just be glad I have a sense of humour...grabbing me by the belt buckle and hollerin' out "Come here, mister" was kind of cute and turned out to be a bit of fun, but the dry cleaners still can get your lipstick of the front of my slacks. Normally, I would think it only fair for you to offer to buy me a new pair... | ...but since it's you I'll let it slide. | | You just looked toooo cute sitting on your knees in that chair so you could reach.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You think I am cute CM? What, you think it is cute that my feet don't touch the ground when I sit down? That I have trouble keeping my balance when I am on top? I will tell you a little secret, that is why I wear killer heels and of course bring my own to stool to all my hook ups ... err I mean dates. xx Meeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
Awww damn....you know that it's just killing me not to pick that up and go hard, as it were. | So, do the nice restaurants actually have booster seats or do you just kind of sit there and...well, the mental picture isn't all that elegant. | And the stool, if someone accidentally gave that a proper swift kick then you couldn't blame him for blasting stuff everywhere...right? | And.........you would never fall off if you hung out with guys that could weave a safety harness out of silk. It's not all that difficult and I prefer bumps to bruises. | Quoting 'Meeka100' I will tell you a little secret, that is why I wear killer heels... That is just cruel and you know it...ya little cutie. | | Can I take you to one of those "kids eat for free" places and not have to pay?
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RHP User
13 years ago
CM I always try to appear elegant. I am a lady you know but yes, if you look under the table you will notice that I am swinging my feet. And don't get me started on large chairs, my knees don't even bend. :(((((
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just call me Thumbelina ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOL yeah your confessions are cute Meeks :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
So now seriously...in one of those big board room chairs with the air lift adjustment, those little legs would be sticking straight out, huh? | Quoting 'Meeka100' And don't get me started on large chairs, my knees don't even bend. :((((( | If I whimper...will you leave the stilettos on? | | You can sit on my lap when we go to dinner...after.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now even I'm finding you bloody cute , picturing you there with your little leggies sticking straight out . I wonder though would the boys find you so helpless looking in your Father Bear chair if they looked to your crotch and saw a rather menacing looking strap on? That should get rid of all the cute for you xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yeah right...at 30,000 feet ain't nobodies feet touching the ground until I say so. One of us isn't making another trip to the Epworth and the two of you can share a room. Unfortunately, the auto-pilot won't land it and the one parachute is all mine. Suffer in my jocks....or wear them on ya head!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Huh maybe you should call me Meekelina ;-) Love the new pic DGT! You can call my strapon my third leggie. Xx Meeks
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RHP User
13 years ago
And don't say Sydney... | Quoting 'Meeka100'Bite me...Huh maybe you should call me Meekelina ;-) | Gee...guess this stuff of wandering around with your zipper down works, huh Meekelina? | There is an ankle-biter one liner here...I'll leave it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Thumbelina" is about a tiny girl and her adventures with appearance- and marriage-minded toads, moles, and cockchafers. She successfully avoids their intentions before falling in love with a flower-fairy prince just her size. (Wikipedia)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Note : cockchafers would be the wrong size
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RHP User
13 years ago
What is a cockchafer ?? Otherwise adventures with married toads & moles, oh yeah. But I hope my prince when he turns up is not my size!!! KissesMeekelina
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RHP User
13 years ago
A cockchafer is a flying bug apparently.
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RHP User
13 years ago
So your tomthumb has gotta be over 5 foot?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Surely that's the height of heightism Meeks lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
What gets my attention, is a nice random compliment. Once you have made a nice compliment, smile and just move away, then see if she begins to make eye contact with you & you could buy her a drink in a subtle way by getting the bar tender to go over and hand it to her "compliments from u" and then wink at her.I guarantee you she will give you the signs :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
Definitely start a conversation with words, it's the only way to go.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A simple "Hello how are you going" is a good place to start a convo. It helps if your quick on your feet with a few witty lines or comebacks, but then if you have watched her body langauge for a few minutes you should be able to form a bit of a idea as to her personality & nature to what or how you talk to her. ie if she is staring at her feet & not meeting anyones eyes it would be fair to say she is shy so dont walk up behind her & boom out "HELLO" like ya yelling at a mate on a building site. Equally if she is looking around, meeting peoples gaze & seems to carry her self with confidence saying "HI" like your a barn mouse probably isnt going to work well for you. CheersC
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting MistressT Just smile and say Hello I'm Browny. With my sunkissed all over chocolate look, they might take it literally. I could smile and say:"Hello, Im Browny. I'm so lickable." Does that sound right? Where the hell is that dictionary?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Or is it Mr.Active. Alcohol does not help. Learn to dance, preferably Latin, more particularly Salsa. Grab any woman in the joint and hit the floor and writhe that crutch to a hot latin beat. Talkings easy after that, and you are sober to make good on that boast about being a great root.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think its a shaved pusy. Think about it. Something like a woman waking up with stubble rash.
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