humming?

January 08 2014

i had the most amazing blow job the other day. she hummed whilst sucking .......sensational.....whilst were down there ladies is there anything else we can do to please you besides the obvious .... stubble and dildos don't count. go x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Be gentle. No sudden jabs or pokes, or rough fingering at a bazillion miles an hour.... Treat it like it was your own butthole. Easy does it big fella ;-)

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    a friend of mine agrees with you meeks she says she likes a cool breeze over the little man in the canoe x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    some guys just lick, I would recommend using your lips as well, and even teeth a little and your hands...most of all enjoy it, feast on it, devour it! suck, bite, lick, finger and blow you warm breath across it.

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' some guys just lick, I would recommend using your lips as well, and even teeth a little and your hands...most of all enjoy it, feast on it, devour it! suck, bite, lick, finger and blow you warm breath across it. it would be my pleasure.......and yours

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When my breathing gets louder and faster, when you feel me tremble under you, when my moans turn into "Oh, fuck" and I start bucking against your mouth... . Don't. Change. A. Single. Thing. You. Are. Doing!

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You have to do the suck...

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You have to do the suck... who am I sucking?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I used a digeridoo on a woman once. No, not like that! For its vibrations you sick puppies!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Please give lessons, sigh .. .... Men, please take notes on this

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    11 years ago

    Sigh. A little lock-jaw never killed nobody... Jess xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    On my clit MsB.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A hummer!

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' Please give lessons, sigh .. .... Men, please take notes on this I do one on one lessons and demos

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have actually let out a scream when in that situation and he shifted. Aaaarrrgggghhhh. Now madferret, I was just introduced to this the other day......... When down on the girl, using the heel of your hand gently massage just above the girls pubic bone in a firm circular motion. .......... It was explained the it's like massaging the g-spot from the outside and whilst not felt directly it gives a deep pleasant feeling along with everything.

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' Quoting 'looking4quality' Please give lessons, sigh .. .... Men, please take notes on this I do one on one lessons and demos lessons ????? id love to be at the top of that class.. see boys how good is this . we might get to communicate with one woman now and again but advice from a room full of sex goddess,s..........priceless xx

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Lol be seeing you for coffee...

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Lol be seeing you for coffee... see you soon!

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Thats why they call it a hummer - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Missb72 let me know if you need extra people to be classroom aids for you lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Girl u just described my style ;),, ill oral the fuk out of u anyday ;),, mmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't need lessons I've been shown by lesbians yrs ago ;) try me n rate my performance if u will ;),, Besides u no I want ur arse anyway

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Big fingers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm a willing victim if u both want me at yeh same time ;),, I'd be happy to help out here ;),,

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Warning69' Girl u just described my style ;),, ill oral the fuk out of u anyday ;),, mmm of course I'd have to judge for myself but I sure like the sound of that

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JessicaRabbit' Sigh. A little lock-jaw never killed nobody... Jess xx Hate the whingers..."but I cant breath"..."my jaw is sore"...pfft... If you are doing right you wont get lock jaw or a sore tongue and you wont suffocate. Make it your speciality and practice practice practice guys.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If you learn to breathe through your ears Warning, are you multi-lingual, or just very talented ?????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Motorboat anyone??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    this is also a good thing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Try me girls n ill take the honest feed bak:)) no need to give to me just test my tongue and rate me as needed... Question is r u both up for the offer lol

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' Motorboat anyone??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile I don't have the cleavage needed for this

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' Motorboat anyone??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile Surely you mean motor mouth :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JessicaRabbit' Sigh. A little lock-jaw never killed nobody... Jess xx A friends pick-up line is "I'd like to go down on you till I get lock-jaw"... I witnessed it actually work once. SG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72'Hate the whingers..."but I cant breath"..."my jaw is sore"...pfft... If you are doing right you wont get lock jaw or a sore tongue and you wont suffocate. Make it your speciality and practice practice practice guys. BAH! Oxygen is for pussies!... I like practice... there can never be enough. SG(silly buggers ensue)

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Amicus75' Quoting 'JessicaRabbit' Sigh. A little lock-jaw never killed nobody... Jess xx A friends pick-up line is "I'd like to go down on you till I get lock-jaw"... I witnessed it actually work once. SG Hahaha hilarious! Doubt that would work on me, but good on him for that directness. I guess everybody likes a challenge too!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    French kissing ,drooling,slurping,dirty talk ,tongue penetration,lip pulling ,finger hooking ,the list just goes on and on. Im Funny when giving oral ,i have to like you ,respect you then my morals go out the window !I just dont lick and suck anything i have taste !

  • blond_gypsy

    blond_gypsy

    11 years ago

    Reminds me of a story I heard. Guy has a regular prostitute he solicits, as she gives the most amazing headjobs. She has this special trick: she can sing the Australian national anthem when she's going to town on him. He has no idea how she does it, as she always goes under the covers with the lights off. One day he plans to get to the bottom of her magic trick, and brings along a torch. So she turns off the lights, gets under the covers and starts singing the national anthem. At that moment he lifts them up and flicks on the torch. And you know what he found out? She always had a glass eye and he never figured it out until now. Sorry, it's a joke :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Blond_gypsy LOLed at your joke. Good contribution :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'll use something else ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    tis funny... and gross...

  • adventure27

    adventure27

    11 years ago

    Fingers, tongue, lips, teeth and humming .... soooo many options when giving a lady an oral treat. humming does seem to bring extra joy ... just have to practice scales up and down till you find just the right note ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wow. Do guys really whine about sore jaws & not being able to breathe!? Feeling a woman shuddering on my mouth is up there with my favourite things to do, bar none... Hold hips & enjoy the ride, I say! lol

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Misscontrary' A hummer! you go girl x

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    You just go down and use the tip of your tongue to trace out the shape of all the letters in the alphabet on her little button. When you get to Z , if nothing has happened yet , then go through your times tables Or Try Braille . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Bigmamma1' I have actually let out a scream when in that situation and he shifted. Aaaarrrgggghhhh. Now madferret, I was just introduced to this the other day......... When down on the girl, using the heel of your hand gently massage just above the girls pubic bone in a firm circular motion. .......... It was explained the it's like massaging the g-spot from the outside and whilst not felt directly it gives a deep pleasant feeling along with everything. mmm sounds good ....... will try this at msb s lessons and demos.......... hopefully...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I recently went down on another girl in the pool..... Yes underwater, and learnt really quickly that when breathing out your nose on just the right spot made her squeel .... I love snorkeling...

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    As I am not a hummer I am curious. Does the chick just hum with your cock in her mouth or while its in her throat?Is there a difference? Is it a similar sensation to having a vibrator held on your balls or cock?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    @ Missb can be with cock in mouth or throat... Can also be humming balls while stroking the cock. :-)

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Humming while taking it down deep as you can works better. It engulfs a larger section of shaft so the vibration sensation while warm and wet feels more intense. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    PMSL…..!!! Quoting 'Mesmerised' When my breathing gets louder and faster, when you feel me tremble under you, when my moans turn into "Oh, fuck" and I start bucking against your mouth... . Don't. Change. A. Single. Thing. You. Are. Doing! DO 'NOT' EVEN CHANGE YOUR BREATHING!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Have a vibrating egg humming inside me right now, does that count?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Are teasing now! :-P

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2014' Humming while taking it down deep as you can works better. It engulfs a larger section of shaft so the vibration sensation while warm and wet feels more intense. - Posted from rhpmobile I am so trying this next time, I sometimes use my pink G Vib (that looks like a big Y, go figure) cause you can sit the balls or shaft in it. Will be interesting to compare which is more effective.

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    if any of us pommies get to your master class please dont hum god save the queen .......... real cock drooper that one, has anyone any songs in mind that would blow a guys mind ,.... this is for the hummers in the house??? go x

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    if you want to practice really wet your finger than hummmm on it once you feel the vibe you know you've got it right hallelujah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mesmerized, I am a first time writer long time reader of these blogs. Your comment was the best thing I have read on here, I am just recovering from the fall to the floor from laughing. Clear and concise instructions is what I need, thank you.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madferrret' if you want to practice really wet your finger than hummmm on it once you feel the vibe you know you've got it right hallelujah question, so when humming you slide the er cock (in this case finger) in and out?

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Any headbanger music would be appropriate 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Chillymofo

    Chillymofo

    11 years ago

    One thing i realise never gets mentioned in these threads is the fingernails. I learnt a LOOONG time ago, that when going down on your lady, fingers will always get used!Gentlemen - a bit of fingernail hygiene goes a LOOONG way. Get the clippers out and dont be scared to use the file too - only takes a few minutes!and here is the tipdo it the morning you intend to play - that way by the evening, if you were a little less than perfect with your grooming, any sharp bits will have softened and or come off. Nothing worse than getting a little overzealous with the tongue and fingers only to hear the wrong moan because you have scratched inside!

  • Highwayman21

    Highwayman21

    11 years ago

    I wish someone would give me a hummer ;) any takers? 😜 Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think what we are missing here is gills. If each one of us males could grow gills I am sure there would be one or two more satisfied women out there. just imagine the possibilities.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No biting for me. Those bits are too damn sensitive! Some women love it, but it's a sure-fire way to get me leaping across the other side of the room. Three tips: 1. Focus soft pressure on the clitoris. It's an amazing thing. 2. If inserting fingers, don't thrust them in and out. Try flicking them toward the front wall of the vagina so you are actually stimulating the full extent of the clitoris nerves (those nerves actually spread out more than you'd think) 3. Remember that she has an actual full body. Try stroking the thighs gently or running a hand up her stomach and softly circling her breasts while you're at it. Some men focus exclusively on the genitals and I find that gets boring. If my entire body is being savoured then boredom is unlikely. Oh, and definitely observe great personal hygiene with fingernails!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    moaning and groaning with a cock in my mouth count as humming

  • Sweetsome

    Sweetsome

    11 years ago

    Kissing down below as if you were kissing her passionately on the lips and slowly penetrating within, hopefully doesn't sound like a Mills & Boon but it works for me :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2014' You just go down and use the tip of your tongue to trace out the shape of all the letters in the alphabet on her little button. When you get to Z , if nothing has happened yet , then go through your times tables Or Try Braille . - Posted from rhpmobile Maybe Braille at the same time as the alphabet... hands are free yes?Reminds me of the joke "What are the little bumps around the areola for? They are Braille for 'Place lips here!'" lol... just another thought... Morse Code finger taps on the inside whilst tongue translates on the outside! SG(Seriously in need of sleep... acting stupidly at midnight!)

  • madferrret

    madferrret

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JayJay_66' moaning and groaning with a cock in my mouth count as humming bingo love spot on!!!