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is it ok to be wanting older women
February 05 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sweet Jeezes!!! I just got my head around COUGAR and MILF Now you want to add COW to the endless labelling???? Oh man....good luck! Jx
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RHP User
15 years ago
But given there are many calves who are not clueless, but somehow that's all you find - what makes you think you'll have a different result at the other end of the paddock. Maybe, just maybe, it's you. But I doubt it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't know Kristafarianos...are you hung like a Bull? Shall we measure the girth of your balls? Cait Sidhe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey, I think cougar is a much better word.As an older women i havent found a younger man yet you has left me breathless.Good LuckShaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think it would be wiser for young men to keep their mouths shut and let their bodies do the talking.....LOL Joanna
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RHP User
15 years ago
The calves here tend to be located at the lower extremities of human bodies... there's even a topic on calves @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/what-do-guys-think-of-girls-with-big-calves-24562tho we do have awkward, callow youths who post dubious threads on a regular basis... good luck with it Gotta love google calf 1 (kf, käf)n. pl. calves (kvz, kävz)1.a. A young cow or bull.b. The young of certain other mammals, such as the elephant or whale.2. Calfskin leather.3. A large floating chunk of ice split off from a glacier, iceberg, or floe.4. An awkward, callow youth.calf 2 (kf, käf)n. pl. calves (kvz, kävz)The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just wondering what you want to do with the COW when you find her ? Pull up a stool, grab her firm teats and pull ??? Perhaps you should have said CAT vs kitten instead of the calf vs cow analogy ??? Choice of words my dear... It's like saying "Shut the fuck up bitch and bend over" versus "You have a sweet sensual arse that I'd love to lick". Personally I respond very favourable to nice words !!! (lick all you want !) Oh... 36 places you in the COW paddock anyway !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dude, Your naming of women is terrible. Best of luck in your search
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RHP User
15 years ago
they gunna rip you to pieces man.ahahahahaha, your on your own buddy.ahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
When I first saw this I thought "oH it is some nice sweet 18 year old" Then I looked at your age. How much older are you talking about?????? Once you get to certain age there aint a lot of difference.Almost as bad as some dude who contacted me all of 47 years old, then said he had changed his mind cos he wanted someone closer to his age. And looking at his pic, he was the one with grey hair, not me, not a grey one to be seen.the point is " what age group are you after?????????????????????????????????"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mate If keep going with those sort of expressions you will end up a lonely old goat. I am with earl on this one in saying good luck you are on your own here. Hey saturn i have a stool here. Only joking could not help myself to stir you up a bit
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Contendedone, I don't mind a bit of "milking".... so please pull up your stool but be warned...I am a cow that fights like a bull. I will kick the stool out from under you then stomp on your balls if you treat me unkind !!! Ooopss... that wasn't very nice was it?? But... hey...call me if you are up for the challenge. xxx Miss S
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RHP User
15 years ago
Crossing my legs and wincing at the thought of Saturn stomping on them. But the up side is you woud have to kiss them better lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hmm, maybe depends how old are you and what was you journey so far , but I would trade three calfs for most of the "old" single cow ,in this RHP ..stable....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course it is more healthy. I think it's time you gave some thought to giving the steers and the heffas a chance... before these cougars make you run on the lamn. Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Cow Vs calfs!? milking? Sweet Jezus!? (loved that onebright!) Fair dinkum, this stuff is AWESOME!! LOLOLOLOLOL Only one problem as I see it, & that is the Whitey's posse of pontificating prats seems to be growing... All the more to laugh at I guess.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Are you for real "Wood Duck" I'm tippen you would be better of with clueless!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Peachypear69' The calves here tend to be located at the lower extremities of human bodies... there's even a topic on calves @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/what-do-guys-think-of-girls-with-big-calves-24562tho we do have awkward, callow youths who post dubious threads on a regular basis... good luck with it Gotta love google calf 1 (kf, käf)n. pl. calves (kvz, kävz)1.a. A young cow or bull.b. The young of certain other mammals, such as the elephant or whale.2. Calfskin leather.3. A large floating chunk of ice split off from a glacier, iceberg, or floe.4. An awkward, callow youth.calf 2 (kf, käf)n. pl. calves (kvz, kävz)The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle. Quoting 'De_luxe' Hmm, maybe depends how old are you and what was you journey so far , but I would trade three calfs for most of the "old" single cow ,in this RHP ..stable....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I may have been called many names..... but never a cow. ic
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RHP User
15 years ago
How come most of the posts on this are in italics???????????????????????????
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am a cowman..Bad choice of animal though man..nothing better than playing with a lady who knows what they are doing and what they want ummm..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Can I twirl him on the clothes line can I can I can I?? pleeeeeeeease???
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RHP User
15 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahaEarl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am really not good at this but, from my persnoal experience, as one matures there is a certain lifw expereice that develops. Eddie Murphy in Raw. You start to get your own rythem perhaps? Matured women.... " like wine gets better with time". I love women my age at a little older. But also love the experience of the younger. But in reality, life makes you. Age is about how life, not a number. And being with someone is about bringing all that togetherso that hopefully combined you blow each others minds. Disclaimer: At present I have had six paxk plus 1 and now on to wild turkeys.lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Good one girls and guys...ya all cracked me upSo Krista...what do you call.. women who knows what's it all about,over the age of 50..heffa's? xoxoxheymumma
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RHP User
15 years ago
that makes me wonder if you might have thought you were posting on one of the car threads lol... certainly not up to your usual unique style... but too many night shifts'll do that to you... Hehehe... Hugs... Mrs. P' Quoting 'mynameisearl2'looking for a 9 litre vagina ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahaEarl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm sure it was just a metephor
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RHP User
15 years ago
heymumma... a heffa or, Heifer is a young female cow that has not given birth to a Calf yet...she has not had the bull over just yet..Young Cattle that have not been weaned are Calves be it a male or a female....then they are weaners. After that they are Yearlings. Then they become Heifers or Bulls, if the Bull is castrated he is then a steer. If the Heifer gives birth then she is a Cow... Cait Sidhe xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
i may not be very good at expressing myself but hey man,when you speak of women, you certainly have a way with words,,, maybe i will take some pointers from you but then again as much as i would try i just don't think i would get a reply,, well certainly not a positive one anyway,,,you are on the wrong site,, i think you were looking for the pet's for sale section,,,,,good luck with that,,,,no wonder it's hard to meet women on these sites,,,thanks for making us blokes look even more appealing than we already are,,,,,bren
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RHP User
15 years ago
thank you ..i meant to say old cows...lolhadnt realise what i typed till after i hit post...derhad i had that name heifer on my mind at the time...xoxoxheymummamake sure ive had my nanna nap next time
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RHP User
15 years ago
rofl at everyone here...soooooo funny herebut chris dude....maybe ya should have said "*** cows"....and if you thinki haven't got the balls to fill in those three *....you are damn right!!!!!!!!!!!!....lol...saturn's got her stomping shoes on...trish has got the hill's hoist goingno wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....have fun bro' picking up all the cow, calf and heifer shit that's coming your waycheersjose...
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RHP User
15 years ago
....I found the thread that speaks of the 9 L Vagina ......never thought of the COW....lol Up there for thinking....down there for ummmm....hehe http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Double-standards-Are-you-game-26658 Jx
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RHP User
15 years ago
just tryin to break it up abit and love obscurities. as you may have guessedfrom my posts around here i've given up on getting laid, lol.having funs the name of the game now.ahahahahahahahahahuggies Earl......
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RHP User
15 years ago
You've made you're self look like a right idiot...good luck finding any 'cow' that would want you now.
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