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mail out cattle calls..
January 23 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
May I suggest Candy the 5 hole doll with authentic hairy armpits and 12 catch phrases through her voice modulator(May have mild eastern accent) All for $129.95 or upgrade to Candy5.5 with closing mouth and bonus puncture kit ($159.95 available in selected stores only) colours may vary.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i completely agree with everything you say crackup! i only have the one account but its amazing how many guys send me the same message - AFTER i have replied saying no thanks - again and again and again......
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RHP User
13 years ago
I suppose you ladies cannot bother replying to those either. Oh those poor fucked up bastards that are looking for a hot female date on here... I mean.. not even a date... just an acknowledgment would make half of them get a boner after all the crap they go through to elicit a response. Is it any wonder that they resort to form letters? I think Ladies should get free messaging.. and guys should just hang back and ignore them all. hehe. A blow up doll? they don't complain half as much.:pHUgsstalky
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RHP User
13 years ago
My god with a puncture some place cause I am sagging in parts I want to be perky And when you pork me I fart, so if you can find the hole that comes out of and bung it up then I might get firm again. I am blond And I always have my mouth open So I must be a blow up doll Thank heavens I no longer have an identity crisis as to who I am. As for those poor guys, I give it my best shot to reply but sometimes its like they have craft, in cant remember that they have already looked at me ten thousand times and I am still butt ugly. Nothing has changed I do know that some guys on here are just very sweet, very lonely very horny and are in need of attention NOW. Does anyone have a bike puncture kit, my left tit just deflated and last week my ego was as flat as a biscuit.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Curiousity has got the better of me...can I ask the OP why she has multiple profiles? As for the question posted, I am in two minds about it. I've had the same thing as Ramee01 mentioned -receiving the exact same message from guys I've said 'thanks, but no thanks' and I do find it really annoying and I do have a tendencies to call guys out on it...no excuse for that as the contact is history is all there. But I've also read so many forum posts from guys that don't get any type of reply that I would imagine that it would be frustrating to take the time to draft countless messages and get no response. So I don't mind a template introduction so long as its not too obvious, like copying and pasting from your profile. But original and funny will get me every time!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't think it's a case of feeling special as such, it's more that those sorts of emails makes me think this guy is desperate and would fuck a hole in the ground so any attraction to me personally is not genuine. I want passion not mediocre. I am more that just a hole to spoof in. And, no I am not ready to be treated like a princess either! Haha those emails turn me off too. xx Meeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am most certainly *not* a cut'n'paste root, so I take umbrage to the cut'n'paste message ;P
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CrackUp
13 years ago
Yeah I agree Meeka.. 'special' really means being seen as a person, not a 'hole in the ground' as you so aptly put it .
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RHP User
13 years ago
and not in a good way either, what on earth is with the whole princess thing anyway? is it to try and leave a pampered and happy feeling if the sex was average? Are there actually any women out there that do want to be treated like a princess?? My thinking is if it's not coming from a long term friend or partner, it's just kind of creepy sounding. And more to the point, why do so many men seem to say this? do they do a short course upon joining rhp......and this is suggested as something the girls like? or are these the ones that couldn't even make it to the lunchtime seminar i'm in a very 'asky' mood today
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOL it's like they think they are doing you a favour by treating you as princess. I agree, it's creepy. But then again we are obviously not the princess type I suppose ... I see other woman commenting that they want to be treated like a princess. Each to their own.
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uneventful
13 years ago
Quoting 'Alex2go' Curiousity has got the better of me...can I ask the OP why she has multiple profiles? AI would say those profiles are possibly on different sites.I know I have multiple profiles on different sites .. as in one per site - 6-7 different sites, and I have received the exact same message from the same people on each site .. Must be easier to type the original in to a word doc ... and collect it from there each time they log on ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
well now you've made me ask the question......"are these princesses in the making perhaps not as fussy about the actual sex ,as say..........oh, you and I for example"? Don't get me wrong, I want to be treated nicely, but my kind of nice requires an equal balance of nasty
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's okay DGT I don't expect you to treat me like princess just to get your hook into me ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
...or get the joke? You are a guest member and have "several" other profiles that are too most likely guest memberships and take the time to chastise the guys that use a generic note? I don't do generic...but think about it, as the guys may have only 5 or whatever messages per day that they can send and are paying for the privilege of sending them to you. A more retrospective look might be that you are tricking these guys who know the odds here into wasting their money...however they care to do that. Oh well, fun is where you find it. | I agree with Stalky...give every female that signs up here a free membership with maybe a "10 per day" limit, but make sure the profile is verified before it's given out and that there is something recognizable or that can be identified. I am still laughing my ass off at a little hustler here that had three profiles with pics that were hot enough to make you want to lick the screen...she was mostly on a fund raising campaign with only one flaw to the plan? The profiles read exactly the same down to the letter. | Some of us do...actually read them. | | No, I didn't "buy in" but took great delight in pretending I was even interested.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think we'd all agree that one of me is more than enough......I don't see the point of having more than one profile on theone (OOOOH wonder how he's doing btw?) site , unless it's for a couples' single profile? Personally the one lot of princess mail is enough to shit me some days.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but if you happen to have a twin sister? | Quoting 'D_G_T' I think we'd all agree that one of me is more than enough...... | Okay so I will finally confess...the only reason I had any interest at all in meeting you was to gather enough DNA samples to clone your ass and start over again with the learning curve. The new cloning process...you can reprogram it a bit you know. Don't know if it would work...but I would have one helluva good time trying, but with my luck the first thing it would say is "Can we go shopping for a sky hook". |
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RHP User
13 years ago
The best thing about having a blow up doll is that if you accidentally puncture it the doll goes down on you....
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RHP User
13 years ago
And yes not repeatedly sending it to the same bloody profile. Repeat offenders are dickheads they don’t read the forums and hazard a guess couldn’t care less how many times they email you. Multiple accounts are a different story unless it is obvious it is you. Why because he should only be curious about you to begin with. Perhaps you don’t deserve a personal message yet? (unless you are a real princess), because you haven’t put anything into the interaction. He doesn’t know if you are a real profile, he doesn’t know if you have a predilection for a certain type of man that you haven’t put on your profile. If he has tempted you then you will checkout his profile and go from there. After that he can customise the hell out of his messages because he is dealing with someone hopefully real, who is at least has some interest and the dance of messages can begin. Some female profiles are lame so customise what? There is no content to create a customised message. So a generic message equals I think "females are a hole in the ground"? Linking generic messages to that statement is a big call. Generic message equals you are not genuine? When I did send out generic messages I was genuine as in seeing if she was curious. The men behind generic messages are mediocre??? Prove it. Ps generic message doesn’t automatically have to be assumed to be rubbish so some thought and effort should go into it. So none of you ladies have met someone who sent you a generic message? How do you know he didn’t cut and paste? So ladies and princesses you send out 50 customised messages you laboured over for hours to males and get 2 responses of which nothing comes of it. Tell me you wouldn’t consider sending out generic messages to another 100 men you have interest in to accelerate the process. Bearing in mind your version of a generic message would be better than some males version of it. Actually that paragraph doesn’t make any sense at all because by and large women send zero to stuff all initial messages. Or try this one on for size, every message you receive that is half decent only you are not interested. Send him a customised reply so he feels special. Oh and you cannot use a generic reply that’s cheapening his effort and I take umbrage to "Thanks but no thanks" replies it’s just not good enough. A friend of mine only sends generic messages initially, so they do work given the amount of adult fun he ends up getting. Is he desperate? Hell no. I asked him about doing custom messages and he just laughed and said “you’re joking right... I’m studying, training and working solid hours” Maybe his success rate would improve if he did his custom messages but at what cost to himself. I should do an ode to the generic message. May he live a long and fruitful life he is lazy, spreads far and wide and yet effective if cared for with generic wit and generic charm. Yes he is the great trickster but he is a sneaky bastard so he gets away with it... sometimes....
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contemplating1
13 years ago
......When I was young.... There would be long lines to get into the pub/club to see whatever band was playing. Sometimes one would see a guy/s waiting near the front of the line asking each chic as they moved up the line; "Wanna Fuck?" While this isn't / wasn't my idea of how to find a gal, usually by the end of the night (after many knock backs and near fights) you know what? The dude/s usually scored something...... So...My take on those just mass sending out the "Wanna Fuck?" type messages is that it is just an evolution of those guys working away at the head of the line back in the '70's....And my guess is that they are still getting some hit rate! Just my take on it. (But its NOT the way Iwould conduct myself.) Have a good 'un!
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RHP User
13 years ago
...decadent, MT and could potentially damage or deflate one's "ego". | Quoting 'MistressT'The best thing about having a blow up doll is that if you accidentally puncture it ... | And whilst just a tad kinky...one of the very reasons why I much prefer to buy a large-than-life inflatable female mallard. They always throw in two rolls of duck tape...just to make sure that little hottie doesn't explode. | | Why else would you tape a duck...another one of life's mysteries solved.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey Lovecrack, I don't mind generic messages that have a bit of thought behind them. But not all messages are like that. I mean, if a guy sends me a meassage saying, "Hey Guys I loved your profile, you both look real sexy and I would love to rim your arses. " what does that say to me? There are alot of generic messages that are not well thought out and make it clear that thy would not have bothered to really look at your profile. Look, I understand where you are coming from but I challenge you to spend a few weeks reading the emails a single female gets and then you will begin to understand our frustrations. xx Meeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
A week in a girls shoes on rhp......for the boys
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davidex46x
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I don't think it's a case of feeling special as such, it's more that those sorts of emails makes me think this guy is desperate and would fuck a hole in the ground so any attraction to me personally is not genuine. I want passion not mediocre. I am more that just a hole to spoof in. And, no I am not ready to be treated like a princess either! Haha those emails turn me off too. xx Meeka Why you didn't get back to me?!? You sunddenly stopped replying my messages. I didn't treat you like a "hole to spoof in" nor did I treat you like a princess. I don't get it. Maybe it's because I asked you to give me acces to your prviate gallery? :( Anyway sending lots of xxxxxx your way D.
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