M45
new here.. what the best way to get a date for next fri?
August 06 2011
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xFunlovingx
13 years ago
Put up a clear photo without sunglasses so people can actually see your face and eyes? The picture is too fuzzy for my liking and usually I just click NEXT when I see poor quality pics! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
if ur advances are rejected, try sending an abusive email. u can use expressions like 'prick tease' and 'slut' to great effect. they love it, and will thereafter find u irresistable.
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RHP User
13 years ago
heading over to melbourne for a long weekend soon can you recommend anywhere we might meet people or girls.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can see that some get distracted by such a rack, but I can't see any eyes ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
In the words of Alexandre Dumas Père “All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope". I'm not a sceptic really (I met my partner here so it can work) and I hope you are inundated with beautiful women wanting to spend time with you but for most of us mere mortal men, there can be a lot of waiting and hoping.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Pay for one.
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bblue86
13 years ago
SPAM THEM DICK PICS!!!!!!!! Seriously chicks can never have enough pictures of your ding dong and they love guys who don't take no for an answer persistence is key
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RHP User
13 years ago
another trick is to be direct. start off your emails with "hey babe, wanna fuck" and they will see you as a man who knows what he wants and goes for it. we all know chicks love guys like that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
....buy a calendar!!Couldn't resist that one heh heh heh!
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bblue86
13 years ago
Quoting 'littlewings' another trick is to be direct. start off your emails with "hey babe, wanna fuck" and they will see you as a man who knows what he wants and goes for it. we all know chicks love guys like that. Classy, Very classy stuff there.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Be careful what you wish for around here, you could end up with a sore date if you keep bending over like that in your pic That little lady in blue is notorious for sneaking up behind people with strap on appendages
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RHP User
13 years ago
That's no lady... | Quoting 'D_G_T' That little lady in blue is notorious for sneaking up behind people with strap on appendages ...that the Ass Avenger in her spandex costume ready to wreak rectal revernge at the drop of your pants. She's still on a mission to pay back the male species all because one guy one time at band camp didn't lube her little butt. | If all else fails...beg. The chicks dig it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lose the outdoor bowling picture. I know it is a fun thing to do on a lazy sunday afternoon but really? Those old white leghorns who make the sandwhiches wont give you much of a good time. Now dont get me wrong here, I am not critiszing bowlers...(yes I am..) Focus has been known to go for the odd roll (on the greens and not in the hay). Next thing you gotta do is head on down to the local pub and get smashed. Wander up to the fist attractive woman (and lets be honest, if there are any ugly ones left then you have not drunk enough nor are you horny enough). Casually wipe the drool off the side of your chin and slurr out the words... "Wanna fuck Darl?"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' That's no lady... | Quoting 'D_G_T' That little lady in blue is notorious for sneaking up behind people with strap on appendages ...that the Ass Avenger in her spandex costume ready to wreak rectal revernge at the drop of your pants. She's still on a mission to pay back the male species all because one guy one time at band camp didn't lube her little butt. | Damn near killed 'em!!whee!! I seem to be on a roll
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RHP User
13 years ago
As you can see, Lustaway, some folks on here like to take the piss. I'd recommend being a consistent, but not annoying or desperate, presence in the forums and the chat. But that's only if you can rustle up good things to say on occasion. Both the forums and the chat can get heated but as long as you don't go out of your way to attack someone you should still come out of it smelling like roses. And yeah, got to spring for a membership. Single guys are a dime a dozen on RHP and if you can't send a message you've got next to no chance. Good luck, be yourself and don't take it too seriously or cry yourself to sleep if it takes months before anyone shows even the slightest interest.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Wander up to the fist attractive woman Careful Fiona your NZ accent is showing.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'fionabee'Wander up to the fist attractive woman Careful Fiona your NZ accent is showing. I never mentioned sex at all...I was careful to say half a dozen
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RHP User
13 years ago
So what if us kiwis like to fist the fist attractive womin we come across???? What the fucks wrong with that you Aussie snobs????
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh and mistressT -you SUCK lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was heavily advised by the ladies on here to put any shots where you could see my cock or 'cock shots' in my private gallery not on my front page and to not send em to the girls if they didn't ask for them , either that or ask them if they want em first. Get a coupla buff , flexed up chest shots on there instead. and have a nice face pic in your pg too , you may like to send that straight away of course , and email quite a few using a template email but customize/personalize it ALOT to each recipient. -I haven't bothered doing that coz I'm so fucking awesome that I don't need to :P -you prob are too mate ; but I hear it works. Re-think Gosford as your place of residence listing? -maybe coz some snobs might think it's a shit-hole (no offense nmo) , they also prob think upper Mt gravatt is a shitehole but who gives a flying fuck this week right???? Lol lust away lustaway and good luck and good lick out there in the moist n bouncy beyond.... ....
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