M34
not going well
October 07 2016
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RHP User
8 years ago
probably better off opening with Hi slut, it has a more jocular tone than calling them a "hoe" straight up ;) Hobags also like joining words, allegedly. (if there is a magic formula for messages it seems to be "be attractive, write what the receiver would like to read"... aka nobody knows, they're fickle. Send a dick pic and if you get any bites at least you know they're keen :p )
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RHP User
8 years ago
auto correct got to love it appreciate the feedback - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think the op meant How are you?? So op..... Messaging is nothing like meeting in the real world.....people in the real world start a conversation with "hoe are you??" Here, it's not as successful as you're against a thousand other dumbarses and shitcunts..... Just ask the gals they're out there.... So you know you are different....so don't blend in with "hoe are you??" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...their profile, see what they say and like if they're Forum Hoe's( just kidding bitches.. ) and maybe use that info to start a conversation. Be cool, be casual, let your funny side out a bit...don't worry about sounding nerdy, it's better to be honestly human than trying too hard.But leave your ego at home.
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RHP User
8 years ago
send me some dick pics can't do any harm right?
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RHP User
8 years ago
just tried to message you to give you my expert advice on how to get a root but I've apparently run out of messages "Please upgrade to be able to send 20 messages in a day" won't let me send a message, but says below I've sent one today and have 4 remaining Anyway, brace yourself for the I_touch 'how to get a root' guide. No.1 is to turn female, that'll guaranteed success the rest you'll have to wait for
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RHP User
8 years ago
drop the d off guaranteed and we're all good for grammar near enough anyway
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Eiliethiya
8 years ago
Your messages. Just asking how someone is, or just saying Hi/Hey, Hi Babe, etc.... is no effort, you can just cut and paste for the next woman, and the next (which I know I've experienced, I'm guessing others have too).If you make a little effort, then a woman may make the same effort to reply...if only because you stand out from the crowd ;)
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RHP User
8 years ago
But to get a date, it's about looks / attraction and the written word. After taking a gander at your profile, you'll need to work on the written word that likely flows into your emails.
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
OP, your profile pic had you are standing in a wheelie bin. That's the first thing I see. I want my trash taken out, not brought in. Change your pic. It's not appealing nor flattering to my eyes. Don't give up. Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
A "Hi, how are you" first message does not cut it with me. I find them boring. Get creative, read a profile, find something in there that you find appealing/flattering that you like. Go on that, as your first message. It's works for me. Just be yourself. Best of luck. Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Much better. 👍 Thank you. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
If you sent me a Hi how are you? You would receive a "Thanks, but no thanks"... Or, if I was being annoying I might respond with "I'm well, thanks for asking" That would not mean I was interested... Read the profile! Read the profile! Read the profile! What is it that interests you enough to send a message to that particular woman? If it's her boobs, it's ok to throw in something about loving curves, etc. but don't make that your focus... Most of the women on here are actually people... Not all, but most :) I agree that you need to put a bit more effort into your profile... If someone gets that far, there isn't much to draw them into a response... DO NOT SEND COCK SHOTS without asking first, unless it's to ITouch, cause she asked 😘 S, I definitely prefer slut to ho 👍 Stirry, world's full of shitcunts and fuckers Kool - you're a funny fucker...
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RHP User
8 years ago
constructive critisism here your profile put me off - here's why "Just come in and ask" - frankly, I don't want to . I want to be told about you . Why would I ask when there are plenty of profiles that tell me about themselves. "im 24 and i have had some great sexual experiences " - nit picking but we know you are 24, we can' see your age on your profile already. "want to be shown new things" "who wants to be my teacher" Personally, I dont want to teach anyone, it may appeal to some but it comes across as very much what she can do for you, not what you can do for her. You also have a few 'ask me's ' on your profile which are a pet hate. So combining all that with a 'how are you' message which isnt very creative , wouldn't get my attention. Like others have said read profiles - I just got a message and it mentioned things in my profile that I like doing (not sexual ones either) while asking me how my day was and what I have planned for the rest of the weekend. A message like that is far more interesting than - 'how are you?'
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RHP User
8 years ago
the Superman pic, put that up as your main pic
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hey How are you? How's your night going? How's your week been? Up to much on the weekend? ... bore me to fucking tears. I have so so so many like that. I barely bother to look at the profile if that's the message. If you're messaging a person, tell them a little something about you, tell them why their profile attracted your interest, try to stand out from the 100s of men sending exactly the same message. Hell I even struck up a conversation with a guy who used a "knock knock" joke as an opening line once, because it was different. You're one guy in a sea of dick in this place, try to stand out
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RHP User
8 years ago
If you read our profile single males are out. There is a reason for that it's because the girl isn't into being treated like a peice of meat by men. Before we had to stipulate this on our profile how many single men do you think messaged us with the worst, rude, outright disrespectful things. Pretty much all of them were disrespectful dickheads who in my opinion are oxygen theives but I try not to judge rather educate. Taking into account and assuming you are not one of theses guys or starting this conversation as a tactic, different angle to fool people to talk to you then the information I have provided Can be used to your advantage. It can only be used to your advantage IF 1. You are not a genuine dickhead sleazing you way through life. 2. Your only primary goal is to get you dick and face wet with pussy. And 3. Most importantly you are at a place in your life that you want to be a decent person first. Women are the most beautiful people on this planet but they also posess instincts that you have no defence for. They can sense what type of person you are within the first 2 minutes they talk to you. They read everything about you and it only takes one word, look or even the wrong body language and your done, never to get to know her never to get between her legs. Look up a site called the Social Guy. It's not a pickup artistry site more so a personal development site. It teaches you to be a better person for tourself and to women but most importantly teaches you to respectfully breakdown their walls you can't get past being the person you are right now. A bit deep, you can take it or leave it but if you take it your world will change! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' OP, your profile pic had you are standing in a wheelie bin. That's the first thing I see. I want my trash taken out, not brought in. Change your pic. It's not appealing nor flattering to my eyes. Don't give up. Ms Foxy I haven't looked at his profile, but thought perhaps he's subtly trying to say he's looking for a "Big Bird"...
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
We must scare them off........
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RHP User
8 years ago
Nah... we're all sweethearts ❤️
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
If they were serious and became members, they would hang around and give if their best. Invest a little coin and this place can change your life. Think a fleeting glance is your best, then they think we are not worth it. Your best shot or fuck off......
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RHP User
8 years ago
As most of you know ❤️
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' S, I definitely prefer slut to ho 👍 Stirry, world's full of shitcunts and fuckers Kool - you're a funny fucker... ...Cheers Betty, and your a horn bag .
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks... I think...
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RHP User
8 years ago
in case you're wondering, nope, never did get to give that expert advice HOW TO GET A ROOT 101 - 10 easy steps 1. Become a female, guaranteed result2. Lie about your age, if you're too young, add, too old, subtract3. First message much always ask for name, pg access and tax file number, chuck in your phone number for good measure4. One dick pic only, even better if it's weird colours or has a toilet roll stuck on it5. If possible, have some dubious items in the background6. 'Ask me' for everything, make them ask7. If you really want to impress, don't forget Sydney University, chicks love it8. If rejected, always react badly, don't want to look like a pussy9. Make sweeping statements, tell us you love older women, or bbw's, whatever, makes us feel special and unique10. Regale us with your sexual prowess
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RHP User
8 years ago
just having a laugh, sorry to see you go op
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'April18th' If it's a shame you guys weren't just a week later, you'd be the perfect date... all you'd need is a light jacket ;)
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'April18th' If it's a shame you guys weren't just a week later, you'd be the perfect date... all you'd need is a light jacket ;) "What's your major malfunction, Numbnut?!" (Joking with you, not at you - both/all!)
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' If I'd be calling Anzac Day the perfect date. never watched 'Miss Congeniality' ? :p
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RHP User
8 years ago
As the Dad from American Pie movies told his son, 'Interested is interesting'. Try being interested in the woman you want to meet. Doubtless she is a fascinating individual full of delightful traits and inspirational talents. Your mission is to make her comfortable enough to let you learn them. Even if she turns out the type you're trying to avoid, the journey of discovery is ALWAYS worth it. Good luck - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Honestly i am speaking from someone who used to online date before meeting the mr. As a women joining a site whether that be a site to find love or a swinger site we are bombareded with messages by men before we even have 1 photo up. Most of those messages are usually the generic (Hi how are you). The ones i found stood out of the crowd were the ones who actually showed they had read my profile. So read someones profile pick out a topic you feel you can relate to and start the conversation with that topic. For example... LadyAs profile states she likes dogs and owns one ManB could message about their own dog and ask what breed she owns ect. As a terrible example goes i think i deserve a medal and a lollipop 😂 I hope this helps somewhat :-) Xx Tam - Posted from rhpmobile
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