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October 29 2012

Just wondering if anyone else has a funny mishap while pleasuring or being pleasured?   I was having mutual masterbation on skype when i squirted, unfortunately unable to control the direction of my squirt, I got my laptop. The next day my laptop was dead. I took it to the warrenty people who asked what happened, i couldnt tell them the real reason so i blamed my dogs and said the drooled on it. I was told that they/me had fried the motherboard & was given a replacement.   I dont do mutual masterbation on cam anymore. lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A few years ago when u was with my x we were have a little afternoon delight, just happened to be a really hard and fast crazy romp and as can happen on occasion he slipped and missed the mark slamming into the side of my leg just out of me. It hurt a bit but not so much that we didn't take a few moments and then continue.Anyway the next day when i woke up and tried to get out of bed my stomach was killing me! I couldn't walk without hunching over in pain. I was so embarrassed i stayed at home for two days before i finally gave in and called the doctor.After my confession he told me that i had burst a cyst on my ovary or uterus and that i was lucky i didn't have internal bleeding as it was obviously a small one. I spent the next additional two days on the couch at home with Neurophen.Needless to say there was no lessen learned here unlike BellaRoxy x

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    my name on here now has ooops in it beacause....................... I found a nice picture of a sexy girll who lives close by, so i messaged her and said hi. 5 minutes later i looked at the rest of her pics and I realised she was my gym buddies wife!!   OOOOPS kinda covers that i think!     I was also with a girl one night with her leaning against a full length glass window in a hotel with me slamming it hard into her from behind, unfortunately I missed and drove my hard cock right into her butt with full power causing both of us pain and her so much she was crying. Ruined our dirty night out pretty quick :( ooops   xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    In fact i thing we've all heard of panty sniffing.. But i wonder if some geeky tech got caught sniffing your laptop on his bench.. I wonder if he knew why he had an urge to sniff it even..~smiles~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was about 18 yrs old at the time.. I had this beautiful GF and at the time had not had sex but we both wanted it.Anyway' I called over her place one night and we decided we would go for a walk down by the river.. We found a nice quite spot with a natural sandstone rock to sit on and started kissing and groping . We stripped off and placed our clothes on and over the rock as some protection for her to lay on.. Anyway' we went to it and shagged and shagged, when we finished I stood up and helped her up also, then she fell back down ? I helped her up again, and again she fell back down.. ? One more try and this time she fell over.. Then we realised the circulation in her legs had been cut off by having to support my weight.. At that age , I didnt know what to do. I had vision of ambulances and her parents all arriving to see what I had done.. Finally she got the feeling back and we walked back home... Phew.. I was releived..

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    12 years ago

    Once when a lady and I were mutually pleasuring each other, she requested just before the moment of my pending explosion..."not on my face please"...so I let her aim the shot where she wanted it. It was supposed to be on her tits but I was kneeling over her and the shot was so strong she could not direct it properly and got her all over where she didn't want it. "well I said...you aimed it" ET xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yeah, it's all fun and giggles until you're fixing the Managing directors laptop and you discover his very poorly hidden porn collection. I refused to touch the keyboard without welding gloves... but you can get your own back with a certain 'Je n sais quoi'... He REALLY liked blondes!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know a person who knows a person that may have let out a little fart as he exploded while getting a blowjob. :/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    There was the slamming hard doggie style where I reached under to tickle and pinch his balls as usual ( nice trick to get a harder slam lol) and ummmm accidentally grabbed too much and pinch the actual ball - needless to say sideways off the bed and ALOT of groaning - just not the normal groaning you get at the end! And then recently - after a real crap week of full on bad shit happening - I caved into a youngen that was younger than I would normally consider thinking it could be just what the Dr ordered - so he comes over - after chatting awhile we start getting into it - all hot and heavy - only to have him attempt the "dip &tease" - and split his cock open by about an inch before I even got any! NO - I didn't do anything that time! ( the first q asked when I tell that story lol)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    hahahaha loving the responses. About a month ago I was being fkd from behind me on the bed him standing on the floor. When we were finished as he pulled out my juices came out flowing all over the floor. I got up to get a drink and went sliding across the floor then fell on my ass. I had stood into my juices. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    thanx for the giggles....bellaS..yor last post...hilarious!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    One night I was sleeping , in a hotel, by the woman I was with at the time.....very late at night I was awaken....I think she tried to fart as she slept .....but what it came out was a very liquid loose stomach......Needles is to say what a mess and what a stench was on the bed, all over me and hers..... And yes, we stay together for a few more years regardlessIt was very hard to explain to the Hotel as well what happens.......A night I will never forget :) :) for all the wrong reasons :) :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... actually happened when I was masturbating. I had just purchased this new butt plug and decided to take it for a whirl. Everything was going rather well, and I could feel that I was close to orgasm when yep, you guessed it, the butt plug disappeared! There has never been anything that has killed an orgasm quicker! 20 minutes later, and a hell of a lot of lube and straining, it popped out onto the shower floor. Needless to say, I haven't used it myself since, and have purchased one that will definitely not be going anywhere fast!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mr and Mrs Pairwants3sum - late at night we were driving home and got quite hot and heavy so we decided to drive into the nearest car park in some random athletics carnival area. We parked our car in a deserted place, straddled ourselves in for a fun rocking time.After we were done and finished wiping away the sweat and fog from the windscreens, we started up the car to go on our merry way - until we realised security had come by to close off the park!We drove around the perimeter for a while and realised there was no way out! so we caved in and called up the security sign we saw. When they got there, our lame rehearsed story was us coming in to enjoy the view (the park was quite shabby and pitch dark black) - he couldnt stop smirking... we had hand and foot prints smeared on the windows...oops

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    this thread is amazing...haha.heavy! MissRoxy that must've hurt

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wetoops' my name on here now has ooops in it beacause....................... I found a nice picture of a sexy girll who lives close by, so i messaged her and said hi. 5 minutes later i looked at the rest of her pics and I realised she was my gym buddies wife!!   OOOOPS kinda covers that i think!     I was also with a girl one night with her leaning against a full length glass window in a hotel with me slamming it hard into her from behind, unfortunately I missed and drove my hard cock right into her butt with full power causing both of us pain and her so much she was crying. Ruined our dirty night out pretty quick :( ooops   xxHAHAHAHAHAHA CRACK UP I like the part when u missed her pussy and went full force into her ass she would have been in PAIN LOL