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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  how many times can this question actually come up in the formus ?? 1 suggestion is Change your pic allthough it is funny the 1 eyed python shot must work wonders i just dont get why they are not forming a queue???

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  if there a guest they can't see ur picture anyway.. scott

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  So maybe they assume you're a dick? Why don't you just try something different and see what happens? I heard somewhere or other that chicks dig intelligence, so why not show them how big your brain is instead? (hint: spell check is always a GREAT start)

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I'll try to be clear as obviously by initiating this thread for some reason you can't read between the lines or rather read the significance of what the absence of them in your inbox is suggesting.... It appears to be troubling you...and here's my outreach work done for the day... As my good mood from the Villa of Mysteries finally meeting with the holodeck is making me feel that I should perform a good deed today to pay tribute to my gods' extreme generosity to the faithful... Please do not take these lack of replies from the rhp women-folk personally... I can only speak for myself in saying having to reply to a full inbox at times feels like another job... Sometimes we might not get a chance to read it at all-let alone reply.. As you may have not come up on our radar...or maybe you have but you are not our style... or not what we are looking for...or maybe we just are lazy at times... Often times you may be well aware it was never going to happen...and yes although the gods do love a try-er...this is as long as they are not too trying...as we do not all have the patience of gods... You think women don't go through this too...sometimes worse...and far more humiliating... Take Ariadne..she falls madly for some guy, helps him get away safe from slaying a Minotaur of all things in a freaking Labyrinth and what does Theseus do to say thanks? Leaves her alone on a bloody island? Would you be happy? Could anyone really be happy with this-after you've given him a big ball of string? This! This is what he does?!! He just---f***s off and leaves!!! However...she shows us you can't give up though-next bloke that showed up knew how to do it better...I mean is there any better than "the god who comes" and also comes to you? Ok I'll admit it didn't go perfect-depends on who you listen to..nothing ever is...but they did have some very good times...better than "Mr Thanks for the string babe but I'm gone"... So while you are msg-angsting...consider this and consider... Sometimes we may have just suddenly started seeing someone else.... Sometimes we may be interested in you-but just as it happens when meeting anyone in the real world eg. at work, a friend's friend etc...it may be timing-we already may be involved or interested elsewhere...or fluidbound...in stasis...or just waiting for someone currently in carbonite... Sometimes we might like you so much that we are in shock that you have actually written back to us and we sit there for weeks doing nothing before we reply because we know the disaster-albeit wonderful disaster it's definitely going to be once it starts-so we are attempting to prolong the inevitable from beginning so we will be as far from the end for as long as possible...(ok-so maybe this particular one...is just me-I can be quite intense) Sometimes you may find yourself with no time...as you're just busy dealing with all the interesting read "mad" people in your life already....you can't risk meeting anyone...not just because they may be mad-which is a big risk-but you may also not want them to be tainted with the knowledge of your "mad" world....and then there's the work, study etc and planning of world domination.... Don't take it personally...if it's meant to happen it will...once the world domination is dealt with we will be looking for good staff...it's better than nothing...and it's a regular pay cheque... Remember-"chicks dig uniforms"...so it might be worth considering this opportunity if offered or joining the Army Reserves or St Johns Ambulance...as "chicks dig guys that do important or good deeds" a lot as well.... If it doesn't happen-just accept it...or perhaps become utterly brooding as "chicks dig Heathcliffe" well for a short-time....then it's like "I really don't care how good looking you are-get off the bloody Moor- f***ing come inside it's bloody cold and I want to lock the door and go to bed! She's a ghost-let her come to you!" (Well I know I get very cranky when overtired and dealing with his ex issues) Everyone is disappointed sometimes...the idea is not to linger there too long unless it inspires you to some great bender in Vegas or BrisVegas with your lawyer or your bush lawyer, an act or many acts of complete humiliation and successfully losing your dignity, effective witchcraft or voodoo, artistic endeavour...or sometimes all of these...in no particular order or combination... It's really all about you and what you're going to do... It really has nothing to do with your intended object of desire... You really need to ask yourself...What am I? And be honest.... If you are a 5 and they are a 10 is it likely to happen-especially if you are not carrying Jim Clark's big bag of money around? Yes I know it's love-it's wonderful-it's a true connection-twin souls you can forget when Shelley and Mary met-this Jim and Kristy thing it's "the real thing"... As my local RSL club is filled to capacity with 64 year old men with their 28 year old swimsuit model wives...isn't yours? You would know from your own life-as your Dad's best friend Jack 58 is currently seeing Haley the 20 year old gymnast as well...isn't he? Then you need to have a chat to yourself like that old cranky dude in Gallipoli's rev up speech to Lasalles... "Am I going to be a doormat?" NO! "Should I really just lie down like I'm in Bunnings and wait for someone to come along to just pick me up, take me to their home so they can just wipe they're shoes on me?" NO! (If you're into this maybe you need to change your profile or website so you are attracting the right people) "Do I really want to be with someone that doesn't prioritise me...travel to be with me...bring me gifts or snacks? NO! "Do I want something better?" YES! Then you could try blowing a whistle and running out the door-to give you real momentum to start living your new life...or just running or jogging will make you feel better and start to look hotter "chicks dig hot guys". I'm really sorry to break this to you-however if you really expect certainty in receiving sex from sending a message or a flirt it's not with great certainty that it's going to happen that easy. There is a place for that certainty...it's called a brothel...you show up-you pay money-you get-you go home. Surely this is better option than constantly throwing yourself on the grenades of relentless rejection? If you are not into the brothel option just be patient and be like the boys in Good Charlotte suggest: "Get out there and find someone" While you're waiting you could read some philosophy....or New Scientist or something different to what you usually read...perhaps "The Alchemist" it's a cute story...it's not too long and it will keep you busy-as you can't really go on vengeful murder sprees while you're reading. Well you could-but by the time you find a comfy spot with your tea, biscuits and pillows and then get into the story-your homicidal rage at the sheer frustration of all these unanswered messages will tend to subside. In fact-it may give you some insight about how pointless doing is to just being, and how important it is to really get to know yourself before trying to find missing parts of yourself in others and maybe it will give you something interesting to talk about if you ever go on a date...as "chicks dig sensitive". Sometimes being passed over really can end up being a lucky escape... Not so much leading to just a step up from what you thought you really wanted...but a whole new level of existence...and not just based on the fact you need to go up stairs or a lift to the hotel room... although that may actually find that will happen as well... Right now, you may feel like you're the furthest from the brightest spot in the universe....don't worry too much about it...you wait long enough eventually representatives from an Evil empire run by a Sith will show up looking for your droids, they'll slaughter your family and you get to be a Jedi Master...enjoy this quiet time...as life's going to get real busy for someone that only wanted to go to Tosche station to pick up some power converters...or maybe join the lame ass academy...and let's face it if you really wanted to go...you'd already be there...bad haircut jumpsuit and all... Not sitting there behind a computer in your crusty t-shirt and baggy tracky dacks...eating beef jerky, drinking beer or wine and ogling the disembodied boobies...buying random things on eBay..or wherever hoping you'll meet someone to show it to or wear it out with...but somehow not realising you probably need to deal with an actual woman differently to one of those blow up ones...or the ones you pay... We discussed this today and my much older friend told me the truth...that some guys really do view women as just a bit higher than dogs in terms of lifeform...thinking they're easily trained or not intelligent..I could see it-but I couldn't understand it as I wondered how this was possible as so many men were not anywhere as smart or cool as Brian from Family Guy... However, back to the messages-don't ever believe it's about them choosing you...choose for yourself something better...Decide today am I going to be "Trent Steel", "Max Power" or "Kirk Van Houten"? I'm thinking about going with "Chesty La Rue"...at least on the weekends...or just in the holodeck... Instead of writing messages to people you're fairly certain won't ever write back you could always start writing comics-you could end up with a sometimes lesbian girlfriend...well for a while...and that's more of a reason to get up than just to read the daily news-surely? Or better still print out all your well thought out and composed emails to form a script.... call it "Unanswered" (The Cyber-Dating Monologues)...bind them all together and sit with a red pen tutting to yourself..making corrections looking moody and disatisfied with the muse in a cafe...well they've got a few ok tracks but they're certainly no Placebo....and he's not as fine as Jared Leto-let alone that man's amazing jacket and pants collection..."chicks dig a guy that will dress up" Back to you perhaps wear a beret...actually they're overdone-I say bring the Top Hat to your city's cafe crowd "chicks do dig tortured twisted kinky artists". Go further-hold auditions... form a theatre company...there's always women there...racy women... Now report back...I want to know how it went....as it must be better than...this... Come on if I want sad dear-I'll put on The Smiths.... Morrissey does it better... NymphetamineDrm HOW SOON IS NOW - THE SMITHS I am the son and the heirOf a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heirOf nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does I am the sonAnd the heirOf a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heirOf nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does There's a club, if you'd like to go You could meet someone who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home And you cry And you want to die When you say it's gonna happen now, When exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  "Hey babe, lets you and me fuck our brains out tonight". Oh, you have been?, then change your message, maybe say "Hey, nice tits". No? Doesn't work for you? Oh well, at least you have some new ideas now.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  NymphetamineDrm for her eloquence and wit.I sincerely hope funinbed2 takes the time to read this fantastic reply!Just to add my 2 cents, the main reason we don't reply to every flirt is either because we are too busy, or they are clearly from someone who doesn't meet our criteria.Mrs NTN

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  Mr_MrsJones

  14 years ago

  Our profile says we are looking for couples and women. It says it at the top and in the main body. We don't think we should have to respond to a guy because we have already said we are not interested. If the guy attracts our attention with intelligence, wit, charm and good looks (sorry the dick shot as a main pic doesn't do it for us) then maybe we will reply. This is not to say we won't look at less than perfect. It is just that those are the things that get our attention. PS Getting the spelling right helps, but it will be overlooked if the intelligence and wit are strong.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Or thinking... Maybe I'd get more views with a cock shot as a profile pic... Dressed in a little suit with a pair of those googly dolly eyes stuck on it. Tiny feather sticking out the top like a hat. To paraphrase all of the above - this is NOT a sex site, as in a site where you go to get sex. There aren't any of those.. Or no straight ones.. This is a social site where you meet people who are more likely to be sexually active or interested in active and alternative sexuality. Keep in mind that you are talking to people who are generally not particularly horny when they read your message, and probably get messages frequently.. and you'll probably have more luck... Oh, and the male:female ratio around here isn't brilliant for single straight guys. There's a pretty big crowd to stand out from... Be as original as you can be.. And no-one's allowed to steal my cock shot idea. That shit is gold.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I don't reply to anyone who has a dick shot because well i've seen your junk now so there isnt much point meeting now is there? Keep abit of mystery about yourself so she has a reason to WANT to see more. Besides a cock is nice... but its not that sexy (compared to a sexy smile, nice eyes etc)

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  get a nice pic for starters yuk thats sick, reread your profile till it sounds exciting and appealing maybe :) and remember NEVER write more than 30 lines of blurb and then attach words to a song...zzzzz cause NO ONE reads it. Neo

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Just be you...and find your own style. It will take a bit of patience and sometimes "putting it out there" for public viewing takes courage...different is a good thing. Maybe that's why restaurants have menus....well, some don't but the lead time on booking a reservation can be ridiculous...two years is a long time to wait no matter how good "they say" the food might be. What do "they" know anyway....just have fun and enjoy... the journey.

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  Mr_MrsJones

  14 years ago

  Neo you are naughty saying that about the song!!! I will smack your little bottom when next I get the chance!!!!!! I quite liked Nymphetamine's writing. Lady 69

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  thanks miss lordy x ive been very bad :) i love that song..but growing tired of scrolling past 30 line posts and see no reason to attach a song? Maybe there should be a memoir section for wafflers ...lol with my ahdd, i dont read ANY answer longer than 5 lines neo

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  sweetfrangapani

  14 years ago

  Not the most inviting pic im sorry to say...... I would prefer to see your face first myself..... (Yes i know I dont have one up first but if you see my face you will no why) Love a sexy chest or arse as well. Im sorry i think you should change your pic. I try to reply to all messages but it can take me sometime..... Good luck xx Sweet F

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  Mr_MrsJones

  14 years ago

  So Neo does that mean I will lose your attention after five smacks

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