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rhp theme song

June 10 2015

Just thinking that if there was ever a requirement for a song to epitomise RHP , it would be "Marvin Gaye" by Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor. The song is suggestive and the video is racey.3

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Love the song and the clip. But I'm still stuck on, . "Rick Guard - Stop, Stop, Stop it, I Like it" Part lyrics . Dark and dirty roundabout thirty with fourty two on top she knows her way and nothing's fine and likes to dance untill you drop I told her I was a singer she said she was a swinger but I didn't see her moving her feet when she stroked my thigh looked me right in the eye and said something I can't repeat ... STOP! I like it!! Hahahaaa!

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Benny Hill theme song Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hotel california...."you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...."

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Brain Damage........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    (I Can't Get No) Satisfactionfor the men. It's Raining Menfor the women.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just made me have a good giggle! : ). Id go with Fantasy by Earth Wind and Fire

  • ElleWould

    ElleWould

    10 years ago

    The number of times I've stayed up too late because of this site.... Daft Punk's - Get Lucky We're up all night to the sun We're up all night to get some We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' Benny Hill theme song Mr Luvsilver My background music when I am having a Quickie.. It sets the pace and finishes in 15 seconds.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge (rhp membership fee...)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Welcome to the jungle We've got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey, we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money, honey We got your disease [CHORUS:] In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    RHP could have written that song. :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can't think of one currently but some great answers here. I'll get my brain into song gear and come up with something

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    All the way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I touch Myself...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    He said she said

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    As this is a little obscure thought I'd post the lyrics She was trying to get him to talk to her While they were doing the deed He said baby "I'm the strong, silent type" She said, "that's not what I need" "Please do not speak softly, she said "When carrying your stick" He said, "actions speak louder" she said, "It don't do the trick!" She was all over him in the AM He said, "baby you don't understand Just about once a night and I'm alright But I'm not much of a morning man I'm not quite awake yet," he said "I could use a cup" She said, "how bout a loving spoonful, darling? That might get you up!" The other night she was biting him While they were doing it in the dark He said, "what are you some kind of a vampire baby?" She said, "I just love to leave my mark And then he said,"maybe it's a tendency" And she said,"I hope it's just a phase" Can't be to careful, people With these diseases these days! She was trying to get him to spank her She said,"It feels so fine" He said,"I'm not that kind of a man, baby That's where i draw the line" And then she said, "you can draw the line there You can draw a circle, draw a square I don't mind a parallelogram darling Just put your pencil there! Awwh i don't mind a rhomboid darling Just put your pencil there!"

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'luvsilver' Benny Hill theme song Mr Luvsilver My background music when I am having a Quickie.. It sets the pace and finishes in 15 seconds. Are you talking about slapping the little bald man on the head? Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I worked with an English psychiatry registrar not long ago who had the Benny Hill theme as his ringtone. On his work phone...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    i can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction Cause I try and I try and I try and I try!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    To the men - U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer For the women - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury but my fave for the RHP Masses - Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon Some many good ones already mentioned. LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Leo_girl' but my fave for the RHP Masses - Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon You should probably get that looked at.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    LOL ... the Title is firey ... but OMG the words are really hot! LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How about, "Rodney Carrington - The Man Song"! . What I say goes around here [right out the window] and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining [so I'll shut up] The sooner you learn who's Boss around here [The sooner you can give me my orders, dear] Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here [but it's all in my head]. (He's the man!) (He's the man!). And I can have sex anytime [that you want it] Coz I'm a man who has needs [but there not that important] And don't expect any flowers from me [Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry] I'm the King of my castle [when you're not around]

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    10 years ago

    No one has mentioned the... Nine Inch Nails - Closer song yet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sparks Will Fly You're going to catch fire Pyromaniac You'd better shape up You'd better get set I'm gonna burn up In the smoke of a jetSparks will fly When I finally get myself back on you, baby Sparks will fly When I finally get myself back to you baby You're going to find out Going to scream and shout We're going to pierce through this drought Sparks will fly, sparks will flyYou'd better stand back The flames are high Better get help Can't stop the fire Bell's going to ring Hear the alarms Better tell the fire chief To quit playing cardsSparks will fly When I finally get myself back on you, baby Sparks will fly When I finally get myself back on you, baby I'm gonna step on the gas I want to get there really fast I want to fuck your sweet ass Sparks will fly Sharks will cry Sparks will flyI had a good sniff around Along old hunting grounds But I have never found A woman so hotSparks will fly When I finally get myself back on you, baby Sparks will fly When I finally get myself back to you, baby My fingers are crossed The time that we lost I'm in total chaos Sparks will fly Sparks will fly Sparks will fly

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Closer to God

  • forhotfun

    forhotfun

    10 years ago

    Enough said.... ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mrs3 - Superfreak - Rick James Mr3 - Too Drunk to Fuck - The Dead Kennedys

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Prince - Gett Off Basement Jaxx - Get me Off Goldfrapp - Ooh La La

  • Bazingal

    Bazingal

    10 years ago

    Everytime I hear it....... mmmmmm The lyrics are hot. But omg Adam Levine singing them, I am a wet mess.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The Baby Animals "Aint gonna get" Cheers, N

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Someone New Go and take this the wrong way You knew who I was with every step that I ran to you Only blue or black days Electing strange perfections in any stranger I choose Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way So I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new There's an art to life's distraction Some how escape the burning way the art of scraping through Some like to imagine The dark caress of someone else I guess any thrill will do Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way So I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I wake at the first cringe of morning And my heart's already sinned How pure, how sweet your love Aretha, can you pray for him Cause God knows... So I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new Luck with every stranger The stranger the better (x4) So I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new I fall in love just a little, oh little bit Everyday with someone new

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bloodhound gang - the bad touch Need I say more haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    We Walk, by the Ting Tings Not as literal as most songs posted here, but when I saw this thread, its the first song that sprang to mind, musically, lyrically, and visually ( from the music video ).

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Closer song by Nine Inch nails is awesome. Definitely raunchy. 18+ plus rating.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'crowdpleazer' Bloodhound gang - the bad touch (Do it now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now)You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Also Salt 'n' Peppa: Yo, I don't think we should talk about thi Come on, why not? People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know? No, but that's a part of life, come on Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sexLet's talk about sexLet's talk about sexLet's talk about sex

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Leo_girl' To the men - U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer For the women - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury but my fave for the RHP Masses - Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon Some many good ones already mentioned. LG I'm an Ian Drury fan too, Plaistow Patricia is worth a mention because of its opening line arseholes bastards fucking cunts and pricks I was going to suggest the old Russell Morris song I am the real thing.

  • ElleWould

    ElleWould

    10 years ago

    ...it's like Sia's "Fire meet Gasoline" God I love that song! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well you're dirty and sweet Clad in black, don't look back and I love you You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah Well you're slim and you're weak You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you You're dirty sweet and you're my girl Get it on, bang a gong, get it on Get it on, bang a gong, get it on Well you're built like a car You've got a hub cap diamond star halo You're built like a car, oh yeah Well you're an untamed youth That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles You're dirty sweet and you're my girl Get it on, bang a gong, get it on Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - oh Well you're windy and wild You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings You're windy and wild, oh yeah Well you're built like a car You've got a hub cap diamond star halo You're dirty sweet and you're my girl Get it on, bang a gong, get it on Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ooh Well you're dirty and sweet Clad in black, don't look back and I love you You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah Well you dance when you walk So let's dance, take a chance, understand me You're dirty sweet and you're my girl Get it on, bang a gong, get it on Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow - get it on - mh Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a .... Take me, for a meanwhile I'm still thinking ....

  • neapolitan_guy

    neapolitan_guy

    10 years ago

    For the liberation INXS - Freedom Deep, for amusement with groove and bonus hand clapping Hunters & Collectors - The Slab (oh yeah gotta get my head down there, down in the cavern where hair grows) an instrumental My Friend the Chocolate Cake - The Romp.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Leo_girl' LOL ... the Title is firey ... but OMG the words are really hot! LG Fun fact about Sex on Fire : Caleb Followill (Kings of Leon) has come out and said that 'sex on fire' was just filler lyrics that they put in to the song before they could decide what to sing instead. It stuck, and he hates that it's one of their most popular. I still like it though ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Dire Straits Sultans of Swing (gers, each way) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts! I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan New York and Japan!!

  • abcplus1

    abcplus1

    10 years ago

    By Dope (heavy metal band) Mrabc P.S. The song refers to the female.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? I travel the world And the seven seas, Everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused. Second verse sums it up.... Read more: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams Lyrics | MetroLyrics

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    how good would it be to have everyone's suggestions in one playlist. Great sound track for raunchy all nighters. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • xxsexythingxx

    xxsexythingxx

    10 years ago

    Billy Idol...Rebel Yell .. in the midnight hor she cried more more more....more more more....... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    First thing that cums to mind is Tenacious D.... "Fuck Her Gently" This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fucking give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fucking teamwork What's your fave posish? That's cool with me It's not my favorite But I'll do it for you What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But I'll order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    New sensation !!! Inxs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Definitely sex on fire by Kings of Leon. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed and Smut

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    By Christina Aguilera Came here tonight to get you out of my mind, I'm gonna take what I find. (uh oh, yeah) So open the box, don't need no key I'm unlocked. And I won't tell you to stop. (uh oh, yeah) (Hey boy) I don't need to know where you've been, All I need to know is you and no need for talking. (Hey boy) So don't even tell me your name. All I need to know is whose place. And let's get walkin'. All I wanna do is love your body. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want it. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. It's true what you heard, I am a freak, I'm disturbed. So come on and give me your worst. (uh oh, yeah, ha) We're moving faster than slow. If you don't know where to go. I'll finish off on my own. (uh oh, yeah) (Hey boy) I don't need to know where you've been, All I need to know is you and no need for talking. (Hey boy) So don't even tell me your name. All I need to know is whose place. And let's get walkin'. Say say hey All I wanna do is love your body. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want me. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. All I wanna do is love your body. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want me. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. Yeah yeah. Ooooh oh oh oh ooohh oh. X2 I think you already know my name. Ooooh oh oh oh ooohh oh. X2 I think you already know my naaame. Heeeeeyyyyy Ha! Alright! Say! I think you already know my naaame. All I wanna do is love your body. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. (Hey hey, Saaay) Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want me. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. All I wanna do is love your body. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh. (Say, Say, Heeyyyy) Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want it. Oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    La Femme d'Argent by Air from Moon Safari Album

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I want to take my clothes off. One line in the song that says it all - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    matches my experiences on RHP - it's Monty Python's Flying Circus.