RHP

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self anal play..tips, thoughts, experiences?

September 04 2014

So I've recently acquired myself three nice toys.. an 18 inch double ender-deep does it for me.. an inflatable butt plug and an 8inch ejaculating dildo that Is about the same as my wrist. The 18" is quite soft, hard to use, any suggestions except glass? The inflatable part of the plug is quite flimsy too... And finally.. the ejaculating dildo doesn't cum as much as I want nor is it long enough.. any suggestions? Obviously I could just Google it and find some but I want tips and experience off here.. guys and girls..

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    are you looking to modify what you bought or buy new toys? And why not glass?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Works for me. ;-)

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    So.... let me get this right. You bought toys and did go fuck yourself. And it wasn't good enough.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It was great, found I took close to 12".. but just would feel better if it were less flexible I think... I dunno Will probably try glass I think! Still though, a strap on ... Ugh. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    Would be try a real cock.... Nothing beats the real thing. In my experience - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'd suggest a trip to Adelaide, but it'd be an expensive fuck ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stick them up your bum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Perth is even further away

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Got the Doc Johnson, sticks to the shower wall, can't beat the real thing though. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ......are you? U seem to be a very accommodating Chap.......wood I be right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'd have to try it to realise if I still need the size to get off.. any hung dudes are welcome... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • playfulpirate

    playfulpirate

    10 years ago

    I'll be planning a trip to radelaide soon I'll take you up on that xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm 185cm or there abouts. Deeper the better. Just Rocks my world ha. I'll need something with a base to go deeper.. don't really wanna lose the dildo in there - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hi Tulips ... mmm could be an expensive trip but ..hey anything has got its price. And I just think it might still be worth it..;-)Richard

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My dinner almost came out of my nose when I read that :P If you lose a dildo up there, I'd love to see the doctor's face when you tell him/her LOL *waves to Richard* :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    a *wave to playfulpirate* :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm confident it's happened before surely Ahaha. there was a newspaper article of a man dying because of it... I think - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' If you lose a dildo up there, I'd love to see the doctor's face when you tell him/her LOL Doctors (particularly in EDs) see that and much worse all the time....for just about any suitably sized & shaped object - and some not so suitable - you can guarantee that someone somewhere has shoved it or tried to shove it in a bodily orifice

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'Doctors (particularly in EDs) see that and much worse all the time....for just about any suitably sized & shaped object - and some not so suitable - you can guarantee that someone somewhere has shoved it or tried to shove it in a bodily orifice You can google the most fantastic X-Rays! No suggestions, sorry OP. I much prefer the real thing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I almost lost my ping pong ball after watching Priscilla

  • HedonicGent

    HedonicGent

    10 years ago

    A still vibrating vibrator...more than a little embarrassing in the waiting room. A deodorant can An actual light bulb...yes it has happened...absolute fool.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'medlock' A still vibrating vibrator...more than a little embarrassing in the waiting room. A deodorant can An actual light bulb...yes it has happened...absolute fool. fluoro or incandescent? I'm amazed it stayed intact even during insertion - this just makes me keep hearing that "pop and the grinding of glass on glass" from the jar in that infamous one man one jar video. (not play related, but a sonographer friend had a girl keep inserting the ultrasound probe in her arse when she was told to put it in her vagina... apparently thats where she'd always done it, and wondered why she couldn't get pregnant)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You've seen nothing until you've Googled "One man one jar". Disclaimer: it is scary and bloody!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I took alot of the 18". Like I thought it was impressive Hahah. Then I tried the thick one and it blew me away, literally. Never ever experienced that much cum in my life hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile