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sex in the kitchen!

October 26 2013

sex in the kitchen, how many of you have done it and like it? how many people out there have this fantasy?im a cabinet maker and have always wanted to try it!good things come to those who wait.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have never believed that sex should be limited to the bedroom . So long as no kids can inadvertently walk in and discover you in the act why not? Have I done it in the kitchen? Yes Plus each and every other room a house could possibly contain- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    A bed is merely a comfortable platform.... there are so many other rooms in my home to exercise my lust.... hallways.... walls.... floor.... (Being tall makes the height of counters rather... convenient :) DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Give me a naked chef any day - makes sure he's wearing an apron as don't want a burnt pecker!!Yep I think the terms "spooning","A good rump", "Give me some bacon", "A table for two, four, six", "morning glory and it's not an egg either" came from the kitchen and not the bedroom. ;)Cucumbers have various uses and other items.Now OP go do as you're told and make me a coffee, white and none... PRONTO Boy!Bend over and stack the dishwasher - Meeka is on her way!! FOXY

  • cremecaramel

    cremecaramel

    11 years ago

    Mr cc's a chef. Draw your own conclusions- Posted from rhpmobile

  • cremecaramel

    cremecaramel

    11 years ago

    You're a funny girl. More than happy to. "Feed you" when you're next in Melb :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Fantasyplus

    Fantasyplus

    11 years ago

    Hasn't everyone christened every room of a new house when the move in? Spontaneous kitchen sex is great, you just have to remember to turn off the cook top or you will burn dinner ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Kitchen counters (watch out for knives), floors, dining tables (including my parents')....Anything goes

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    11 years ago

    Many a time pre children days in the kitchen on the bench.table and floor .Also received a nice blow job standing on a chair in my grandmothers kitchen while I was changing a light bulb when we house sat for a few months while they were away. Not so much since children arrived though. Although I am quite tall, I did make our solid redgum ensuite cabinets a few inches shorter than standard purely for the purpose of a more comfortable fuck in there. Mr Luvsilver

  • cremecaramel

    cremecaramel

    11 years ago

    Who's a clever boy? Off to change some globes now;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The best time I remember having sex in the kitchen was with a new girlfriend/lover. We were at her place for lunch and then a swim in the pool with her kids. While her kids were playing in the pool we started packing up lunch things and taking them to the kitchen. I started kissing her from behind while she was leaning over the bench. She dropped her towel which was wrapped around her and I started fondling her through her swimmers. She could feel me hard against her and reached around to rub me through my shorts. I undid the drawstring and lowered my pants, pulled her swimmers aside and slid inside her nice wet pussy from behind. She leaned on the bench with her arms while I stroked my cock in and out of her. We did not waste to much time as the kids were not far away and we did not want to get caught. I quickly came inside her. We straightened ourselves up and made up a tray of drinks to take back outside. It was short but sweet with the urgency of new romance and the risk of getting caught.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Who remembers when the cans of whipped cream??*shake it baby, shake it* LOLFOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'cremecaramel' You're a funny girl. More than happy to. "Feed you" when you're next in Melb :)- Posted from rhpmobile Melbourne...reminds me of a movie scene. lol:)foxy

  • cremecaramel

    cremecaramel

    11 years ago

    We're serious. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have trouble holding myself back with the smell of garlic in the air...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Never tried it- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Kitchen's are designed to handle heat & mess!!The ancient greek word for sex is henos and the word for room is kitc, so kitchen was derived to mean sex room. Then food got involved some centuries later. I just made that up. Sorry.Thing is, helps if your table is a little padded or else someone will have bruised knees and the other bruised ass cheeks.Also make sure the chilli sauce cannot possibly get involved.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'StSinner'Kitchen's are designed to handle heat & mess!!The ancient greek word for sex is henos and the word for room is kitc, so kitchen was derived to mean sex room. Then food got involved some centuries later. I just made that up. Sorry.Thing is, helps if your table is a little padded or else someone will have bruised knees and the other bruised ass cheeks.Also make sure the chilli sauce cannot possibly get involved.   Yes, remember to wear gloves when chopping chilli.

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    I was leaning forward over the counter, playfully teasing him, didn't expect him to 'follow through' but he did and it was great. Dining room table the week before that, started on the chair and just moved on up.

  • chevtrek

    chevtrek

    11 years ago

    I do love sex on the bench top or bending her over it and fucking both love holes.The down side is women I have met in the last5 years are not into it and that sucks.P[us its wierd because the same women will do it on the tower at Kings Park or on a race track.GRRRRRRRRRR

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Kitchen bench yes, many times.......That heady combo of food, alcohol and promise of good times. What man could resist a curvy lady in a short skirt or tight shorts bent over getting things out of the bottom drawer of the dishwasher or refrigerator crisper.   Easy access to lots of sensual foods like mango, banana, strawberries, chocolate, cream, honey...ohh baby...   Many years ago came home to find my girlfriend at that time dressed in nothing but a neck to knee apron and high heels preparing dinner for a special night in......didn't eat much food until much, much later in the evening.

  • Fantasyplus

    Fantasyplus

    11 years ago

    Pelvis bones.... If it's done right the pelvis bones should have bruises! Mrs Fantasy X

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    The chilli thing , there is a remedy: Take the missus to the bathroom, have her bend over the bath tub and place funnel into effected area and pour copious amounts of milk in to funnel.If anything it shows that you care.Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    sounds like I need a kitchen sex 3 day workshop/class.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    This thread came about after I mentioned being fucked from behind, while trying to do the washing up. Kidding. But yes, please!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Won't mention some things that have happened in many a kitchen and restaurant where I grew up... will never look at a rolling pin the same way again!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Many utensils for my liking!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Garlic again? Mmmm yummy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Rolling pin??? Do share ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Against the bench, on the bench, on the table.......yes please, love it!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have a lover that texts me when he pulls up outside my house to tell me to turn the kitchen light off. (My kitchen has no curtains and front of the house) Needless to say within minutes I'm on the bench.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    get slippery you know. Slipped straight of and fell on my arse once.... was fucking hilarious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'nibbleme' Rolling pin??? Do share ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile Busted by brother doing something kinky with his girlfriend (both were apprentice chefs at the time)... she was enjoying herself immensely. Took months before I'd eat another pastry good from the kitchen even though they had a condom on the pin and I know how clean got in our kitchen.Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, bananas etc I can live with... hell... adult fondue parties usually end up in sticky fun don't they?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me' get slippery you know. Slipped straight of and fell on my arse once.... was fucking hilarious 3 second rule?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Wunfa' Kitchen bench yes, many times.......That heady combo of food, alcohol and promise of good times. What man could resist a curvy lady in a short skirt or tight shorts bent over getting things out of the bottom drawer of the dishwasher or refrigerator crisper.   Easy access to lots of sensual foods like mango, banana, strawberries, chocolate, cream, honey...ohh baby...   Many years ago came home to find my girlfriend at that time dressed in nothing but a neck to knee apron and high heels preparing dinner for a special night in......didn't eat much food until much, much later in the evening. Hell I better get some condoms before going to the racetrack tomorrow

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'nibbleme'Garlic again? Mmmm yummy- Posted from rhpmobile Missed this post, glad you liked my last one too. Don't tempt me, nibbleme. You'll be smelling like raw garlic wearing a Stormtroopers outfit before you know it.