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swapping auction

June 24 2012

We were discussing last night about swapping auction. For example 20 couples, with 10 males and 10 females being bid on for the night by the other males and feamles. Then all meet up in the morning to exchange back again. Comments, thoughts?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    popularity contest? A bit like at school where two captains, pick who they want on their sidefrom the class.What about the kids no one wants? and what if that kid is you?Cheers Felonius

  • rc_80

    rc_80

    12 years ago

    So, what, the ugliest guy, with the fattest wallet, can score the prettiest girl, and take her home for the night? What if she says no? And if she can say no, whats the point of the auction? Sounds to me like a couple swap, different room, sleep over party. In our experience, those that want that are freaky... and not in a good way.

  • rc_80

    rc_80

    12 years ago

    Exactly! Hell, we still have nightmares about being the last kid picked. Imagine that in the midst of some more slender, firmer, younger, outgoing, better looking and generally more exciting swingers than yourself and your partner. Could be a big blow to the self esteem, and ruin the night for more than one. Quoting 'feloniusfossil' popularity contest? A bit like at school where two captains, pick who they want on their sidefrom the class.What about the kids no one wants? and what if that kid is you?Cheers Felonius

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    12 years ago

    ..i couldn't imagine anything worth more cringe factor. Jay the concept sounds fun, though thinking about it you would have to do it with a group of people who you well aquainted with each other...You could aution characters off. Would be more fun. Think l would bid high for the Hooker, no maybe the Dom. xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....until everyone is smashed drunk - then everybody's 10 years younger, slimmer and hotter! Beer goggles..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Prostituition comes in all shapes and forms

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and then let them know who's in their group so they can still pull out...then make it a random allocation thing :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    naw, I don't see it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    OOOHHH goody,a bit like a swap meet...love it sooo bogan...oh hang on that was another thread....hmmm might work if the bidder was blindfolded....like those mystery lolly bags...never know whatcha gonna get xHugs H

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    Kudos, for coming up with an idea and putting it out there. You have a tough audience tonight.   Do couples bid with money or something else?   What are the bidding proceeds used for if it is money?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    nah no money involved just fund bidding just something different

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the above is all thats involved

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    12 years ago

    Not for me, even if i was in a relationship, need the chemistry,the allure, time to know the person. This is a forum & questions asked & ideas floated. So this is a great way to get the idea out there & see who's interested. Good luck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the auction was blind or the "lots" were hidden with brief but vague description given at the "block" , or maybe a "glory hole" type situation where you never actually get to see who you won.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    yes curiousgirl_MR like your idea of a clind auction or rounds   1st round - just the voice and a description 2nd - see their legs 3rd - see their arms   etc   no money, just spirited fund bidding

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Maybe I have missed something ,but spirited fun bidding with what?How does the auctioneer determine who the higest bidder is? Perhaps you could issue tokens as people come in the door ,for a nominal fee which could go to charity....might need to be an anonymous donation if it is the Salvos!!!!! The biggest problem would be, if the auctioned person wasn't happy with the purchaser,perhaps this could be overcome by the to be auctioned one, giving prior approval to the bidders and they would then be, the only ones able to bid on that person. x Hugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nice idea, but a bit hard for someone left on the shelf. Sort of quantifies your appeal and could lead to a few hurt feelings. If you look like a Victoria's Secret model, cool. If you THINK you look like a model, you might be in for a nasty shock. I prefer a meat raffle, where everybody draws a lot or a card and the prize is a volunteer from the crowd.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    or an oral sex lottery. Winner gets a blowjob/pussy lickin'. The entry fee for the lottery is that the 'losers' then draw lots for who gives it. The more entries, the more chance you will be blowing someone. If you draw yourself, you may be in for a bit of contortionism.

  • onepurpose2010

    onepurpose2010

    12 years ago

    Dear Friends, Let's call it a"pig in a poke" (nothing bad intended). All males blindfolded... Girls "eyes where desired."All funds to charity... with a second round nominated for double or nothing to charity... ladies selection...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My partner i attended something similar at a private club. The concept was a bit like the "blind auction" scenario, crossed with a good old fashioned slave auction. The couples drew lots, to decide if it would be the female or male party being "sold'. The partner who was on the block wore a mask, but little else, bidders were in an open forum but also masked. Gotta say the whole concept left us a little cold, but some seemed to get a big buzz from it, guess it is like most things, different strokes for different folks, some of whom i certainly wouldnt choose to share either my body or my partners with ! And there's the kicker i guess, if it was going to work it would need to be with a fairly compatible group, and as anyone who has been to a swingers party will tell you, compatible is sometimes a very "fluid" concept !   Now excuse me whilst i run for shelter from the "sisterhood" of "regular " posters who will construe my description as an affront to the female species.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You could always do something like dating in the dark ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I went to a party ( couples and single girls only).. I can't quite remember how it went but as we came in the door we were all allocated monopoly money. We then had to choose 3 dares from a list (or we could make up our own) and to match a price to said dare. The hosts started off preceedings by basically auctioning off our dares for exmple I got up and one of my dares was to 'kiss a girl" so all the women were bidding to kiss me.... the thing about the dares was that you could make them as vanilla or as crazy as you wanted.. it was a great way to start the night and it was a great party too :)))) xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Him4fun' Now excuse me whilst i run for shelter from the "sisterhood" of "regular " posters who will construe my description as an affront to the female species. There's nowhere you can hide, really, since this feminist boogie-monster of yours only lives in your head!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Him4fun' And there's the kicker i guess, if it was going to work it would need to be with a fairly compatible group, and as anyone who has been to a swingers party will tell you, compatible is sometimes a very "fluid" concept ! Yeah, not my cuppa tea either. I'd feel too sorry for the poor ugger up there that nobody bids on, and would either:a) fall into a general melancholia at society's superficiality, and my slavish inability to transcend that social conditioning.b) feel bad for them, bid on them, and then fall into a general melancholia about my mawkish sentimentality, and my slavish inability avoid getting stuck with the loser out of pity. Also that I had just paid to have sex with an ugger.c) get up there and realise I AM the ugger!There'd just be no winning for me in that scenario!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The solution to your dilemma is simple,just make sure everyone is masked,then as long as the body is hot,what does it matter how uggers the auctioned one is. Conversley you wear a blindfold and you will never know the difference.. ...problem solvedx Hugs H