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the new book of sexy xmas carols

November 26 2014

fun

See told ya I was on a writing project. Ok Jingle balls, jingle balls , jangle all the way.Oh what fun it is to have, when you don't even have to pay. We three men of orient are, bearing stiffs we travel so far. Away with a stranger, no room for some a bed, the little Lord Forteroy sure gives good head. Twas the night before xmas not a sound in the house, cause dad got caught fucking and had to move out. God rest yeh merry gentlemen on this our xmas day, I hope you bought a condom or else your gona to pay. and the old chestnut while shepherds washed their socks by night all seated round a tub a bar of sunlight soap came down and they began to scrub Merry xmas fuckers

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Got caught out feasting on yon Stephen,when the Queen saw them bare ,their nether parts were freezin'...Sire you cum a good way hence for the frost is cruel,fuck him against the forest fence,that will make me drool:-) xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The Red Hot Pie King ,he has a very shiny hose,and if you ever saw it,you would even say it blows,all of the ladies love him,they all shout out with glee,Rude Dolf the Red Hot Pie King,please oh please fuck me.xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    with Joe and Solly fa la la la la la la,tis the season to fuck Molly fa la la la la la la..Don you all your sexy apparel fa la la la la la la la, xxFreya

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    O Come All Ye Faithful.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Twinkle, twinkle, chocolate star How I wonder how tight you are. Up above the swing so high Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, chocolate star How I wonder how tight you are

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Your nuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost squirting on your nose, Yuletide carols being sung by the pies, And blokes dressed up like school girls. They know that Santa's on his way; He's loaded lots of dildos and whips on his sleigh. And every RHP girl is going to look, To see if reindeer really know how to fook.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You better get downYou Better strip offbetter get hardI'm telling you whySanta's wife is doing the town. She' make a listand checking it twiceGonna find out who's kinky not niceSanta's wife is doing the town. She sees you when you're lustfullshe knows when you're arousedshe knows if you've been hard or softSo be hard for Santa's wife's sake! o

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Kevin.B.Wilson verrryy afraid !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    All very funny. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    the angel did cry...... for more

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    all good and made me laugh wow

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Is a fucking meet, a fucking meet a fucking meet Every body stops and stares at me The last two meets have gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe! But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as is a guy to cum and cum on me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot? fucking oath of they are a dud root!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Let your cunt be tight From now on, our troubles will be .......... "arriving in nine months time because you forgot to glove up."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I shall start it off On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me. A Penis in a cock ring. On the second day of xmas my true love sent to me....take it away fuckers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'virginqueen' Is a fucking meet, a fucking meet a fucking meet..... But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as is a guy to cum and cum on me. HAHAHA happy to help out ... and you wont have to wait until Christmas either !! On 2nd day of christmas my true love sent to me Two french letters on a beer coaster..