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validations... The good and the bad...

January 13 2014

Just a follow on from the validations thread... I've got a friend who I wouldn't validate because I want him all to myself (selfish, I know!) so together we were thinking up the worst validations for each other... How to put others right off... For him... Selfish bastard, lies there like a starfish, only go here if you need a damn good workout.... Go with it peeps?? Also good ones... Loves to lick ladies lusciously, longingly, lavasciously. Hehe prize for most creative response...

Comments

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Just once I'd love to see... " like a soda stream machine, he was done after three pumps and and telling me how good he was. Meh" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Oh yeah . So what's the prize then Awesome ? GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    . I was going to write one for Kizza: . This fool thinks he's something special, playing hard to get and all. Well, see if I care. I don't. No really, I don't. Dammit Kizza! .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "Lovely guy who likes to talk about himself, but unfortunately has a substantial flatulence problem when having sex which is not good when you have a weak stomach like mine, but luckily he just thought I just gagging for it which made him happy. No self-awareness. "

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    👍 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    An interesting time with GG, never met anyone who put the mental in experimental like he did. He'll be released in four months ladies, don't miss him! (I recommend a crossbow).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Prize will be awarded this Saturday night in Sydney. See you there?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Awesome I'd love to be in Sydney , to see such a Prize , but alas , that won't be possible . & Mes "you leave me Captivated , Spellbound & Mesmerised . With you , I feel like I am on a tiny boat in rough seas" ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "i hope your rash clears up on your crotch area"! Ok Mes validate me ,be gentle its my first time !And i am extra special !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mine would have to be .... "Has cock....will travel!!" :p Bahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    If you have always wanted to see the Barrier Reef on a budget be with this woman, free & close up view of a Starfish.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    His photos were out of date, by decades, and he arrived looking like he'd just stepped out of a clothes drier. After a few drinks, he didn't pay for any, I was bored and thought I'd give him a pity fuck. Bad idea. He came as some as I touched him and then cried for an hour.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    She boasted a love of receiving oral, but neglected to mention I'd need a razor, snorkeling gear and pneumonia meds.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We have given a guy a validation a fair while ago and he aproved it then sent a message to us saying he would not return the favor because it was to hard to find a couple if we found someone else and if he validated us we would find someone else easier - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    well mannered too, but the sex......no lift off, possessed with his second belly button always trying to lick it. Oh he had a fantastic time, he said so several times. Nice guy. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Did you just call your cock minuscule or my pussy gigantic? ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    More of a reference to the "Little Man in The Boat" ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    She was 30 minutes late turning up for the date....apparently the only parking spot available was 'Rear to curb' and she just couldn't do it. Appearance wise, yes, her photos were spot on but she is quite a chatterbox, i couldn't even get a word in. But that was nothing compared to what happened as we were going to settle up the bill. Apparently some dude had just walked off the street at paid for Nat27's meal (that's what the waiter told us); Nat27 fainted on hearing this...well at least that shut her up for a bit She told me she was single, she lied. She is married and well, unless you want drama I'd stay away

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bahahaha Chapter 2 would be from the paramedics viewpoint?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile