RHP

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what are your favourite slang terms for masturbation ?

November 10 2013

just trying to brain storm some of the funniest terms to describe a self pleasuring exercise what are your favourite sayings ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Having a rub

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Choking the Chicken . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My favStrumming

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Going for PLAY, will come back and post at later date.FOXY

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    😇- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Indulge in some self-loving.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The play button. Sometimes I forget where I put the remote.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hunting the Snark.Diving for Pearls.Skin the Salami.Practice my handbrake start.Buffing the bannister.Wrestle with Bruce Willis. (is that the emoticons thumb?)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Onanism

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    to have my moment ...

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    11 years ago

    This isn't strictly on topic, but you know how there are a dozen terms for men taking a leak (there's one) but there are very few for women. A friend of mine and a few others came up with "Shake the lettuce", I love it! They even had T-shirts printed with a cute little lettuce pic.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'll be in my bunk Uno- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Shlapping the Shlong Petting the pussy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Are you saying you have a pussy? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • HappyCbrCouple

    HappyCbrCouple

    11 years ago

    Tapping the Keg   Spanking the monkey   Feeding the Chooks   Rubbing one out

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't get the bloke term 'having a spank', I actually asked my ex if he spanked it

  • Wedgey

    Wedgey

    11 years ago

    Not sure if this qualifies but when staying in construction camp I call the room the "Masturbatorium"   A bloke likes to have a "fast wash" there...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Having a date with mrs Palmer and her five daughters... Wanking, tossing, beating the meat, self pleasuring, self abuse, fiddling, taking care of business... It's endless!! Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Solitary sex!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Jerkin the GherkinFap Special TickleLog Floggingetcetera. There's literally hundredsNow if you'll excuse me I have to go milk the blue veined junket pumper before it starts to moo at meRA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There's nothing quite like throwing your fist into bed and taking it like the dirty whore it is :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    I could offer a helping hand, you know; to lighten the load. 😎- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Having a onesomeSex practiceLonesome lovin'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Having a onesomeSex practiceLonesome lovin'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I simply 'sort myself out'. (Mrs)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Are you saying you have a pussy? - Posted from rhpmobile I don't personally have a pussy... I have a friend with a pussy and she gets jealous as her pussy talks to me more than her... she calls her pussy an "affection whore" cause the pussy loves rubbing up against my leg and comes to me first.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Purrrrr purrrrrr. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Rob_Ally

    Rob_Ally

    11 years ago

    Tamper with myself Allyxx