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what are your favourite slang terms for masturbation ?
November 10 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
Having a rub
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RHP User
11 years ago
Choking the Chicken . GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
My favStrumming
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RHP User
11 years ago
Going for PLAY, will come back and post at later date.FOXY
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On_Safari
11 years ago
😇- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Indulge in some self-loving.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The play button. Sometimes I forget where I put the remote.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hunting the Snark.Diving for Pearls.Skin the Salami.Practice my handbrake start.Buffing the bannister.Wrestle with Bruce Willis. (is that the emoticons thumb?)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Onanism
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RHP User
11 years ago
to have my moment ...
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him_and_me
11 years ago
This isn't strictly on topic, but you know how there are a dozen terms for men taking a leak (there's one) but there are very few for women. A friend of mine and a few others came up with "Shake the lettuce", I love it! They even had T-shirts printed with a cute little lettuce pic.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll be in my bunk Uno- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Shlapping the Shlong Petting the pussy- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Are you saying you have a pussy? - Posted from rhpmobile
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HappyCbrCouple
11 years ago
Tapping the Keg Spanking the monkey Feeding the Chooks Rubbing one out
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't get the bloke term 'having a spank', I actually asked my ex if he spanked it
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Wedgey
11 years ago
Not sure if this qualifies but when staying in construction camp I call the room the "Masturbatorium" A bloke likes to have a "fast wash" there...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Having a date with mrs Palmer and her five daughters... Wanking, tossing, beating the meat, self pleasuring, self abuse, fiddling, taking care of business... It's endless!! Lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Solitary sex!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Jerkin the GherkinFap Special TickleLog Floggingetcetera. There's literally hundredsNow if you'll excuse me I have to go milk the blue veined junket pumper before it starts to moo at meRA
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RHP User
11 years ago
There's nothing quite like throwing your fist into bed and taking it like the dirty whore it is :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
I could offer a helping hand, you know; to lighten the load. 😎- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Having a onesomeSex practiceLonesome lovin'
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RHP User
11 years ago
Having a onesomeSex practiceLonesome lovin'
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RHP User
11 years ago
I simply 'sort myself out'. (Mrs)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Are you saying you have a pussy? - Posted from rhpmobile I don't personally have a pussy... I have a friend with a pussy and she gets jealous as her pussy talks to me more than her... she calls her pussy an "affection whore" cause the pussy loves rubbing up against my leg and comes to me first.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Purrrrr purrrrrr. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Rob_Ally
11 years ago
Tamper with myself Allyxx
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