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what can you offer in exchange for
April 07 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would like a man to snuggle up with at night in bed if he could stay the night and spoon with me. I need someone to warm up my cold feet on. In exchange I would prepare meals for him or provide full body massages.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A man to stroke my hair. In return I'll watch whatever game on TV he's watching with him, without talking.
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RHP User
11 years ago
a man (and his mates) to come to my house and have a working bee ... clear the garden, paint my eaves and gutters, paint my back room etc. In exchange I'd offer food, massages and copious amounts of flattery about how good they look with their tops off :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
To be able to cook for a women a few times a week as long as she washes up afterwards. Mea, do you purr when a guy strokes your hair?
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RHP User
11 years ago
To be tickled/lightly stroked up and down my legs my back and my neck until I fall asleep. In return I will cook your favourite meal and dessert........when I wake up And I am an Excellent cook
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' Mea, do you purr when a guy strokes your hair? And I dribble.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Him to read to me,my favourite poets.....the Whole of Under Milkwood.....a selection of eeCummings,Shakespeare's sonnets.....and Roger Mc Gough:-) .....and I would wash his hair,give him a full body massage until he falls asleep :-) xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' To be able to cook for a women a few times a week as long as she washes up afterwards. That's exactly what I was going to say. Someone to cook for me. Does stacking the dishwasher count as doing the washing up?
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
I would like her to just 'be' in my presence....... laugh, relax, tell silly stories, share opinions, flirt and banter.... .... in return I promise to do the same...... topping her wine glass as needed. DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not even close. Dried and put in the cupboard thank you. I don't like the sound of a dishwasher while I'm going to sleep.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think I just dribbled a little myself.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dishwasher virgin... I'm very much a hands on kinda guy 😉 I often fantasise about my messages being replied to... And mes... You'd be unable to talk whilst gagging on my rhp 9 inches... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
someone to grocery shop for me and then cook... In exchange I will give you my attention and tell you how much I luv you. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I'd kill for a roast right about noooooooooooooooow! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would like a lady to climb onto the roof with me, help drag up a mattress and just lay back looking up at the stars and yeh just to talk the night away. In return I can maintain her gardens, irrigation and landscaping.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Body washing, spooning, stroking, massaging? These are some potentially intimate barter suggestions. Where do I sign? In return, a tasty meal and honest conversation, too easy.
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
Dance with me, go to the movies with me, lay naked in bed with me and talk all day! In return I would massage & share my icecream!! But I'm lucky as I do this with mr cheeky :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I would like her to just 'be' in my presence....... laugh, relax, tell silly stories, share opinions, flirt and banter.... .... in return I promise to do the same...... topping her wine glass as needed. DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Massage my lower back and calf muscles after a long run and shower- please pretty please :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stay the night and curl up with me in bed... I'll cook dinner before, breakfast after and provide amicable companionship in between. Could really do with a spooning partner right now... so miss the company. SG
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Quoting DG "I would like her to just 'be' in my presence....... laugh, relax, tell silly stories, share opinions, flirt and banter........ in return I promise to do the same...... topping her wine glass as needed." Could I thriw in cosying up on the couch and give him a great scalp massage. I've actually asked a friend to go beyond the ultimate and just hold me in his arms when he gets here and let me cry.....no reason....just need the release, snot and all. I told him it'll be messy and fierce and he reckons he's up for it. 😳 I honestly don't think he realises how body wracking it's gonna be......(shrugs)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I Think he does,never judge a scenario before its happened,its like browsing the appendix of a book and saying youve read it,just my opinion of course. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
A lot of these things I'd do for any lover, stroking hair, spooning, massages, cooking etc In the end isn't it about making someone happy and trying to be special? Maybe that gets lost a bit here where we always tend to focus first on sex. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Seeing as its starting to cool down.. We both sit in front of my open fireplace naked and I brush her hair, kissing her neck and shoulders, No tv maybe a radio down low or just soft easy musicWe cuddle and fall asleep spooning... Cum morning she gets brekky and a massage.
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erotictouch4u
11 years ago
I can do the shopping, put the groceries away, cook the roast with the veg and gravy (like my mum taught me), make the strawberry crepes for desert and cleanup afterwards.In return all I would need is to be thanked for my efforts...something I don't get much.There could even be a full-body swedish massage with scented oils offered as a bonus if you were sincere. ET xox
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RHP User
11 years ago
a man who will wash my windows for me....its such a bloody hard job....up the ladder down the ladder...and this terrible fly screens I can never get them in after I took them out..... HELP PLEASE I will cook him a nice meal....I can really make a mean sauce or as u Aussies say Gravy he can have beer or wine and when he wants a massage with a happy ending.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A woman to wash my tool belt It has paint/liquid nails all over it In return i would come late to her house,blow the budget out and not finish the work i was paid to do. Us tradie's are a special breed.
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lovman8
11 years ago
I'll cook foxy.....looking forward to firing up the wood stove now the weather is cooling........ All you have to do is help consume wine and provided interesting, intelligent, amusing and stimulating conversation until its ready.
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gazpacho
11 years ago
You know, window washing is a real art. A trade. People seem to think that they can do it, but until you actually pay a professional to wash your windows, and notice that he gets it perfect at an amazing pace.... (Which makes it worth paying for), you just don't realise the skill involved. Twice a year, I use a pro window cleaner who has been cleaning windows full time for 25 years. He does what he does best. Why wouldn't you let him earn a quid while you earn a quid doing what you do best? Hugs Gazpacho.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you...you are right...and as I am a Property Manager...Rentals...I have one on hand.....call me stingy....that the word....to use.But you are so right I will give him a call, he does excellent work even when I need him for a three story home...he climbs on balconies and all. Thank you. hmm so now I have to think about something else to offer. Bloody hell window cleaner was so easy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd love to sit and simply chat about her thoughts on whatever she wants :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
people feel good hmm.so what can he do for me and I make him feel good. I have lots of things....I hate gardening....I love looking at my garden...that's all...its a wonder nothing dies around me...but my garden looks wild real wild. Paint one room.....ohh and I would like someone to draw a sensual picture on a wall in one of my bedrooms....the room I use for massage.....I have this empty wall a black drawing would look sensational.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Foxy I cooked a big one , roast lamb of our farm. With cauliflower and broccoli with cheese sauce. All the vegies you can think of spuds, parsnip, sweet potatoes, carrots, onions peas and rosemary gravy and mint sauce and then my world famous carrot cake and hubby went off for his dive trip with a esky, full of baked stuff for him and his dive buddies. So they can swim away from the bloody great whites. I love left overs from a roast.
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precious142
11 years ago
You are welcome to come over and cook as much as you like.....Washing dishes (by hand) is the cheapest therapy I know - well for me anyways!Crownies and a crispy WA SSB in the fridge - love to be the bar bitch while you cook!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'gazpacho51' You know, window washing is a real art. A trade. People seem to think that they can do it, but until you actually pay a professional to wash your windows, and notice that he gets it perfect at an amazing pace.... (Which makes it worth paying for), you just don't realise the skill involved. Twice a year, I use a pro window cleaner who has been cleaning windows full time for 25 years. He does what he does best. Why wouldn't you let him earn a quid while you earn a quid doing what you do best? Hugs Gazpacho. the window washer would rather the food she cooks that woman sure can cook up a storm. And is a fair exchange as she owned a restaurant in a previous life.so that's a fair deal and she does have a massage table and very firm hands and she gives me a happy ending to my visits, just with her lovely smile and a big hugThe point is that we are wanting something in exchange, apart from sex. I have to come down again soon L I will exchange fresh crayfish and fish( hubby is spending most days away diving of late) and you can give me some catch up time and a good laugh. LadyT
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' people feel good hmm.so what can he do for me and I make him feel good. I have lots of things....I hate gardening....I love looking at my garden...that's all...its a wonder nothing dies around me...but my garden looks wild real wild. Paint one room.....ohh and I would like someone to draw a sensual picture on a wall in one of my bedrooms....the room I use for massage.....I have this empty wall a black drawing would look sensational. or ask another artist, we know who would be happy to do that for you I am sure. next time your up have a look at what I have on stock here, and your welcome to one for free, or I can do you one if you like. better a painting not on the wall.
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prettyinpurple45
11 years ago
Just having a guy who I can trust that is just happy to be there for me, to sit and relax on the couch and watch tv and maybe get my feet massaged and just cuddle all night long without the pressure of sex somewhere in the picture! in return I can cook.. massage... and say lots of silly things that would either make you groan or laugh!
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Pan gravy??? Mmmmmm I'm there! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
"I don't want someone who promises me the moon and the stars.I want someone who promises to lay on the grass and watch them with me". (unknown) In return I shall pack a hamper with homemade food, cheese, crackers...and a nice wine :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Only need somebody to laugh at my obviously funny witty quips and observations. It's never the same hearing yourself laugh when alone. In return, I would provide a belt so said partner doesn't laugh their pants off.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would like a woman to get on the roof and clean the upstairs windows and prune my fruit trees In return I will wash her car
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RHP User
11 years ago
I want a man to escort me to last home Roar game of the season (no not the final) drink beer with me, enjoy my hooliganism and cheer with me as the boys bring home another win. Then after a few more beers and a dance up the pub. In return I'll cook him dinner on the back deck for a quiet night in of soft conversation, good food and wine, longing looks and sweet flirting. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I want a man to escort me to last home Roar game of the season (no not the final) drink beer with me, enjoy my hooliganism and cheer with me as the boys bring home another win. Then after a few more beers and a dance up the pub. In return I'll cook him dinner on the back deck for a quiet night in of soft conversation, good food and wine, longing looks and sweet flirting. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I'd kill for a roast right about noooooooooooooooow! Foxy So I can kill it and roast it...what would you like the whole animal on a spit or just a portion, leg fore quarter, rack or what ever takes your fancy.I was going to offer light tree lopping, turf work or general garden work.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I'd kill for a roast right about noooooooooooooooow! Foxy So I can kill it and roast it...what would you like the whole animal on a spit or just a portion, leg fore quarter, rack or what ever takes your fancy.I was going to offer light tree lopping, turf work or general garden work. A WHOLE ANIMAL on a spit or just a portion.....sounds a little kinky! I'll take that thanks.. HA just remember what I am going to do for the roast. Will you be around?? Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
bummer I ahte cleaning windows and yours are high up as well.....and pruning your fruit trees again bummer. I would have liked you cleaning my car
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would love to have a guy sit with me on the couch and rub my feet I while listening to me alternate between whinging about my day and describing how awesome it was. Snuggle up with me and watch scary movies. Cuddle me tighter when I jump without laughing at me. Or take me on a picnic and lay your head on my lap while we both read our books. In return I will cook you an awesome roast lambwith vegies and gravy. Let your tummy settled before serving up your favorite dessert. Then I'll wash the dishes while you watch your favorite tv program. I'll also throw in the cleaning of your greasy dirty tool belts, stained shirts etc I'm an awesome stain remover lol. Ooh I can mend any of your clothes that need mending too - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
The bloody commute will be a pain though. ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
You make me wish I was living in Brissy again. Go Roar!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
For you I'd be tempted to buy a round of beers and keep a seat free 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sounds like most of you are missing what it is you had or want in a relationship ..?? Yes that would all be nice and I have experienced some of this with a few I have been with multiple times on RHP I have made some great friendships.. If I wanted a proper relationship I'm not sure I would still hold my RHP profile. - Posted from rhpmobile
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erotictouch4u
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' and when he wants a massage with a happy ending. Give me a happy ending after a massage and you'll likely be getting a new pearl necklace ET xox
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' bummer I ahte cleaning windows and yours are high up as well.....and pruning your fruit trees again bummer. I would have liked you cleaning my car Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I'd kill for a roast right about noooooooooooooooow! Foxy So I can kill it and roast it...what would you like the whole animal on a spit or just a portion, leg fore quarter, rack or what ever takes your fancy.I was going to offer light tree lopping, turf work or general garden work. A WHOLE ANIMAL on a spit or just a portion.....sounds a little kinky! I'll take that thanks.. HA just remember what I am going to do for the roast. Will you be around?? Foxy I'll be at the supermarket crossing things off a bloody great shopping list...by the time I've got that all tucked away I"ll putty in your hands
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RHP User
11 years ago
I quoted you by mistake...& failed to remove it...but anyway I'll put my hand up for tree pruning...light prune, crown lifrt or level with the ground your wish is my command...
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Funlover lived in Brissy again.....he's tall enough to wash my windows and you know I'd feed you lil cuzzy bro'!!
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Missb4u
11 years ago
And change the loungeroom light as I'm scared of heights and I have high ceilings :( - Posted from rhpmobile
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Missb4u
11 years ago
And change the loungeroom light as I'm scared of heights and I have high ceilings :( What would I do in return... Hmmm not sure....let's barter... But I don't cook for anyone. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am in the midst of moving house (OMG where did all this stuff come from?!???) and would just love a massage and a full nights snuggly spoony sleep :) In return I wouldn't want to borrow your ute lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' And change the loungeroom light as I'm scared of heights and I have high ceilings :( What would I do in return... Hmmm not sure....let's barter... But I don't cook for anyone. - Posted from rhpmobile Be happy to hold that ladder as you climbed up to heightened intensities. In return I would make sure no one else looked up your skirt. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Spice Girls....Tell me what you want,what you really,really want ....xx Q
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I would like a man to just be here with me for the company, to have fun with me, to go and have a couple of drinks with me, to laugh with me, to hold my hand and give me amazing kisses... In return, i would be good company, I would be his friend, laugh with him, be loyal, cuddle him and give him amazing kisses back....ok and if I had to feed him I would cook for him too, or maybe take him out for dinner lol......💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would supply drool, incoherent speech and a sleeping body.... When I woke up, I could repay in kind with massage, witty conversation and strong hands.... Or I could bring my tools and fix stuff. I could also pay in bacon, as long as I could share it!!!!..:) Judge
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Missb4u
11 years ago
But you would have to supply the ladder to... And did I mention I don't often wear underwear ☺️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' But you would have to supply the ladder to... And did I mention I don't often wear underwear ☺️ - Posted from rhpmobile Thanks very much Lady T Bloody rules
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
Play games (computer or console) with me for a while. In return i will smile and be pleasant while carrying your shopping and have nothing but helpful advice while you make decisions like "fuchsia or bubblegum".
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
There's very little here i wouldn't do. @SereneOne001: Thats one of my favourite sunday past times. Helps rechatge before monday.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Any offers?? In exchange...I can give a smile and a happy "Thank you". :) Foxy
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
Back scratches are one of the specialities of the house, as is cleaning up the drool In keeping with the sentiment of the thread, you could paint the gutters for me. You could reach without a ladder, whereas I am a shortarse who cannot be bothered getting the platform out to do it. Who am I kidding; I'll take up the strong hands option!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Any offers?? In exchange...I can give a smile and a happy "Thank you". :) Foxy ill replace it with a low energy lead light win both ways saves you money and lasts forever hang on that means you need it changed less My bad
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lady T, lovely post. For me, I want someone to give me a cuddle and tell me everything will be ok, take my worries away if only for a while. To repay, I will tell them they are wonderful, fantastic and the best guy in the world..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Free hugs, and all I want is a hug back.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Christiets' Lady T, lovely post. For me, I want someone to give me a cuddle and tell me everything will be ok, take my worries away if only for a while. To repay, I will tell them they are wonderful, fantastic and the best guy in the world.. Please don't ever tell me that I am the best guy in the wold tho. LOL! Oh I was told once I am just like a man....I roll over and go to sleep. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I was out recently with a couple of friends for lunch, and saw a man with a sign "FREE HUGS".... so walked up and gave him one - in return he wanted nothing - just hugs! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
The man with the sign that said "Free shrugs". *shrugs*
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RHP User
11 years ago
To have all and sundry to my house where I would cook up roast lamb stuffed with garlic and rosemary, cauliflower morney with extra crispy cheese on top and everything that goes with it........... In return, everyone brings a sampler of dessert that we can then spoon feed to each other, while sitting around the lounge room holding each other and just talking and laughing...... Just simple and close mmmmmmm
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would have piles of blankets and pillows around to make sure everyone is comfy and a selection of B grade horror movies :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
You weren't spying on my place last night were you Bigmamma? Cooked Beef Wellington, sweet carrots with caramelised onions, roast potatoes and steamed broccoli... desert was Cointreau soaked strawberries with half whipped cream.All followed by 2 movies (1 very B grade movie) and music all whilst relaxing on the bed with pillows and blankets... In exchange I got awesome company and to share a bottle of nice red wine... so worth the effort :) SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
:). You would have an abundance of offers... Amicus, you lucky devil.......... LadyT great post
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Ubthejudge76' If someone would scratch my back gentlyI would supply drool, incoherent speech and a sleeping body.... When I woke up, I could repay in kind with massage, witty conversation and strong hands.... Or I could bring my tools and fix stuff. I could also pay in bacon, as long as I could share it!!!!..:) Judge My ex used top love that I would do it not because I loved him but because he asked.......I stopped doing it because he never did anything for me. Funny how he always wanted me to rub his hands his head/face massage his sore feet. God I was a door mat.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
You get a scalp massage? Just had to ask
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Bigmamma1' To have all and sundry to my house where I would cook up roast lamb stuffed with garlic and rosemary, cauliflower morney with extra crispy cheese on top and everything that goes with it........... In return, everyone brings a sampler of dessert that we can then spoon feed to each other, while sitting around the lounge room holding each other and just talking and laughing...... Just simple and close mmmmmmm It has been way to long, I'm salivating. I'll bring home made chocolate brownies
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perthangler
11 years ago
I would love someone to come fishing with me and enjoy it as well and I would cook up the fish (if we caught any) and make dinner for her To be honest I think her in the kitchen and us cooking together would be great too - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
for a plane ticket overseas right now, to celebrate my daughters 18th with her......in exchange you will receive AWESOME fuzzy wuzzies, from seeing me cry with excitement and overwhelming joy of happiness! Nothing in this world would make me more happy. Right now feeling a dat sad! Foxy
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' for a plane ticket overseas right now, to celebrate my daughters 18th with her......in exchange you will receive AWESOME fuzzy wuzzies, from seeing me cry with excitement and overwhelming joy of happiness! Nothing in this world would make me more happy. Right now feeling a dat sad! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' for a plane ticket overseas right now, to celebrate my daughters 18th with her......in exchange you will receive AWESOME fuzzy wuzzies, from seeing me cry with excitement and overwhelming joy of happiness! Nothing in this world would make me more happy. Right now feeling a dat sad! Foxy I know how you feel and I feel for you. Big hugs girlfriend
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RHP User
11 years ago
but what does the Circus whisperer get in return?.....gutters cleaned,windows washed,pipes unclogged,grass cut?....or do your particular talents lie in another direction?:-) :-) xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
and being shown how to get out of this rut I'm in...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Id be happy with just a great date. Am capable of doing the domestic and handyman stuff myself. Just want the company of a man who can hold a decent conversation, is easy on the eyes and can make me laugh. Any offers well received and I even message you back.
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