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what do women do wrong in bed?
November 11 2009
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RHP User
15 years ago
but thinking about it...i think if she were to throw up while giving me a blow job...that wouldn't be so great, hey?... and a woman should go for what she wants..touch where she wants...kiss where she wants... and then let me tease them...mmmmmmmm... and then...giggles...ahhh...sshhh...better not say....jose...
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RHP User
15 years ago
just say or do what whatever you feel like at the time. sometimes we dont want to guess orask how you want to get off or cum.sometimes we men like a surprise like when you do something without asking. just how you like it.hope this helps. i myself love to do whatever gives awoman the most plessure
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RHP User
15 years ago
The number one most offensive thing a woman can do wrong in bed is to let your mind wander. I'd rather have a wank, frankly. I'm doing my best work.. really warming up to the job... getting there... doing the "yeah baby" Austin Powers impersonation.... and what does she say to me? She says "Do you think we should repaint the ceiling". The second most offensive thing a woman can do wrong in bed is closely related to the number one thing... her mind wanders because she is being a starfish.... a dud root.... I'd rather poke a hole in a sand shoe... when I'm feeling highly amorous and she's just going through the motions... dammit sometimes I swear I'd get more response from a blow up doll? I would much rather hear a woman say.. that's enough of that.. do you want to play scrabble.. than for her to soldier on for my sake... it's fukn boring screwing a woman who is soldiering on... I'd prefer to have a wank. The third most offensive thing is a woman who does not enjoy going down.. but is going down anyway. I really hate that. It's embarrassing, uncomfortable and depressing. I'd rather do something else that she does enjoy. hehe... That's all.. just three things... was that too many, my love? Hugs Gazza Hugs Gaz
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tamworthguy46
15 years ago
Damnnn That Sophie has a nice Ass, Brain,Boobs, Hair, Eyes,Smile, etc........ I don't know weather people do wrong things in bed or not......Chemistry seems to be the key to good sex, and it all seems to come together........Having said that......One shouldn't be afraid to say do this or that.....Eg..*.stick your finger in my bum *..lol......* choke me*......* Fuck me hard*.....*Slow down *etc Be youself....be Passionate.....If you don't realy want to be there.......don't do it......Going through the motions type sex....is just plain sad....... Love and peace Tam
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RHP User
15 years ago
I agree with all the above posts. I, myself love the narration in the bedroom..I want to hear my man is enjoying himself as much as I am. I adore direction in the bedroom and am turned on by my man directing me also. Having said that, I have had a few quiet lovers also...Best of both worlds I guess...At the end of the day as long as you are both doing what you feel comfortable doing whether it be loud or soft or just in the middle, it's all good. One time, the worst thing I did was bite a man's penis (oh ffs it was'nt that hard)...woops sorry love, got a bit too excited. ps. Don't answer the phone whilst having a ride......unless it's handsfree!!!! and on speaker phone!!!! Live & Live Happily PS
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RHP User
15 years ago
The most wrong thing a girl or guy can do in bed, is not be into it ! Nuff said ! Trev
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RHP User
15 years ago
I guess no two people are the same... even identical twins. Often their personalities differ in some subtle way. Physical attributes vary a lot too... Though looks are a transient thing, as they soon fade. Attitude to me is most important... genuinely enjoying ones company... and having a real connection. With enough sparks to keep the fire burning. Having a low libido, unhygienic and the personality of a wet sponge certainly puts a dampener on things. Sharing the same kinks is a real bonus... A lot depends on whether we're talking about a good root on a one night stand or a permanent ongoing passion?
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tamworthguy46
15 years ago
Tam.....Isn't afraid of a few little teeth marks........" wink " !
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RHP User
15 years ago
"get it over with" never goes down well... lo9l fake orgasms!!!!!! i dispise them the mere thought of them annoys me. Why fake? to give some guy a ego boost even though he doesn't know what he's doing. Scott
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RHP User
15 years ago
Errr Scott... .my guess is that the women who do fake orgasms do it to "get it over with" as soon as possible.. just a hunch. Gaz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gazz and Tam nailed it. Apart from all that unclean smelly pussy turns me right off and I would be with Gazz having a wank. Or maybe a blow job with Gazz. Mars
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RHP User
15 years ago
Insisting on having the television on! Volume raised or not.... just plain rude!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gaz i totally agree fucking starfish, I have only ever had sex with one woman that blew my mind, i have to ask the question am i doing it wrong, nah, no way, on a recent survey italian men are on the top three out of ten lovers list, fucking spanish came first with there antonio bandare arse or however you spell it accent. ozzies came tenth. Back to you Sophie i can only comment on what i have experienced and there are a couple of turn offs, One of the biggies is kissing with your mouth open so wide that i feel like im on the serengeti getting eaten by a big fuck off lion. There can be too much talking sometimes and it comes down to how long you have been sleeping with the person, It can become a boring routine, especially when the other party can only cum in one position.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Tam....thanks I think!!!! lols...Is it bad if I get over excited...? Teeth marks, it's just like a love bite isn't it???? lols Yes Mars N Venus & Gaz, ...and yes my girlfriends openly talking about faking because, they are Over It!!! Sad really... Never faked, never will...never had to really! If the guy is a good lover, he can tell if you fake "newsflash"...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi All :) I have to agree with gaz on this, any of the three gaz said below are a major turnoff. If there is no connection at all, why bother doing it ????? (and yes i know its to please the partner etc etc etc) but If it is done just to please then i'd rather not do it at all and find someone else i connect with who wants to be there too :P . Cyas Hihellogday :) Quoting 'gazpacho41' The number one most offensive thing a woman can do wrong in bed is to let your mind wander. I'd rather have a wank, frankly. I'm doing my best work.. really warming up to the job... getting there... doing the "yeah baby" Austin Powers impersonation.... and what does she say to me? She says "Do you think we should repaint the ceiling". The second most offensive thing a woman can do wrong in bed is closely related to the number one thing... her mind wanders because she is being a starfish.... a dud root.... I'd rather poke a hole in a sand shoe... when I'm feeling highly amorous and she's just going through the motions... dammit sometimes I swear I'd get more response from a blow up doll? I would much rather hear a woman say.. that's enough of that.. do you want to play scrabble.. than for her to soldier on for my sake... it's fukn boring screwing a woman who is soldiering on... I'd prefer to have a wank. The third most offensive thing is a woman who does not enjoy going down.. but is going down anyway. I really hate that. It's embarrassing, uncomfortable and depressing. I'd rather do something else that she does enjoy. hehe... That's all.. just three things... was that too many, my love? Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
15 years ago
Firstly, this is one of those questions that you never ever pause to answer if asked directly by a woman...put this one in the same category as:- "Does my butt look big in this?" "Have I gotten Fatter lately?" "Do you ever fantasise about someone else in bed?" Pausing before you answer any of the above questions will end in tears.....the answer IS AN IMMEDIATE "NO!!!" Now.....for the honesty.....never fake it.....some guys can tell! And it does hurt our ego even if it doesn't get told like that when recalling it to our mates down at the pub. Don't wander off....sometimes it takes a second or two for us to either switch on our internal navman or learn to follow subtle hints and directions....but if you have the understanding we usually have the time and perserverance. And remember rule 15 of the guy code...."Even bad sex is 10 times better than no sex!" Cheers Sister Sophie, a great post, but back to the infirmary for you!! ;) Michael
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RHP User
15 years ago
Men want to experience a woman experiencing pleasure. Full stop. End of story. Guys are great! :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
LMFAO Soph... I love it when you talk dirty :p ... oh the images racing through my head at the thought of expereincing you experiencing pleasure at a man's hand.... it really makes me feel warm and horny ... mmmm you can sum me up any time... Oh.. and I'd like to remove those nickers with my tongue right now. :p How's the messages sent to our profile.... they're all directed at you.. some guys are addressing you like I'm not even there! lol... isnt it my bum that is the main profile shot? They dont even rate me a mention.. nope... just go straight to the "I'm looking for a woman to ... etc etc... " I mean, take a look at Tammy's comment above... I don't even rate a mention from him and he's supposed to be me mate. :( Mind you I can't say I blame them .. phoooarrrh honey. hehe. You are great! And obedient! I mean woooohooo! And of course you do everything wrong a man could ever dream of in the bedroom and I love it! Full stop. End of story. :p Hugs Your loving husband, Gaz <<< please loosen my cock bindings, my love
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RHP User
15 years ago
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation.3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after a while. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.6. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down your throats, sex is NOT just about women. Get over it.8. Using Cosmo as a sex bible. I dont know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing. 11. Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He’s about to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself.12. Not shaving your legs. Im pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor.13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don’t want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can’t shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that s**t if you want him to spend any time down there.14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That’s as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.15. Withholding oral sex just because you’re ragging. He didn’t do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he’s hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads.16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you’re having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall".17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you’re sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it’s just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut, you shouldn’t be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr High.18. Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn’t be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to come, its his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy.19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun.20. Dissing quickies because it’s not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. Theres an awesome raw energy when you only have 20 minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed against the wall. Readjust your thinking.21. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn’t acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it’s an invitation, don’t look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt.22. Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know for a fact that getting them off isn’t always easy. Help a brother out.23. Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either.24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work.25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn’t suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.26. Expecting him to do all the touching when you’re riding him. It’s your body, you’re used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier.27. Being too afraid to guide your partner’s hand when hes touching you. Don’t like the way he’s doing it? Gently take his hand and show him how you like it.28. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn’t. Its your choice to stop, but don’t look all #@%*ing surprised when he’s confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen?29. Refusing to let him take control. So your a feminist. Big #@%*ing deal. Letting him call the shots doesn’t make you any less of one.30. Refusing to take control. Its ok to crawl across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It’s not his responsibility to start things all the time.31. Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have things like backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are fun to kiss and touch. You miss a lot of good places by concentrating solely on his penis.32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don’t ignore them.33. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn’t want to deal with the mess.34. Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty #@%* you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view.35. Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll. I’d hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re not going to break, sister. So doing it against the wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle at the memory.36. Refusing to try things in the name of "making love". You’re not making anything. You are naked. With another person. Making strange faces and weird noises. Stop romanticizing it.37. Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it’s hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It’s how you deal with it that really matters.38. Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a 3 some. Its the American dream. (I know my ex is reading this right now, so a quick interjection. One request for a 3 some is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Know the difference).39. Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water.40. Nails. Its one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. Its another when you snag the goods with a claw.41. Bitching when you get jizz on you. You’re having sex. That will happen. Thats the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and cant jizz and be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores.42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he’s the best you’ve had, even if he isn’t.43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don’t. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he’s doing everything right. And if he doesn’t know its not working, he’s not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego.44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven’t showered that day, and things smell a little…fishy…perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you.45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don’t care what Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises.46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have 541510630 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They’ll wash.47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really #@%*ing you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be.48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it.49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he’s probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn’t, get off another way with him. He’s still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.
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RHP User
15 years ago
The above is called 'Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex' :-DLet me know if you'd like me to post the men's mistakes as well lololol
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RHP User
15 years ago
That was the best laugh I've had in ages...I loved it...you may as well post the men's mistakes...I'd love another laugh...and I might learn something!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love Google!!!!!!!!!! :P LOL Well done bebe :P.... gave me a laugh... especially over the ones I've been guilty of in the past.... (ummmmm..... 3...6...11...15...20...24...46...47...) :P LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
peachy: BEST...POST...EVAR! lol yes , post up the other one too.
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RHP User
15 years ago
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't. 6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. 7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. 8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. 10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. 11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. 12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy. 13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. 15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. 16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. 17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. 18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you cando is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like anassembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,with clean, straight, regular thrusts. 19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. 20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. 22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask 23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. 24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that itwill lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's aboutthree steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her touse her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. 25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. 26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head. 27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do. 28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. 29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. 30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them. 31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. 32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. 33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. 34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't. 35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. 36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on. 37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know 38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you. 39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. 40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not asoup kitchen.There's only 40 on this list but don't go getting all superior guys lolol... there is another list of 50 but it had 2 number 20s and 22s... so, not up to my standards... Hugs... Mrs P
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RHP User
15 years ago
This list is why talking and communication are important, even in a casual fling.... What is one man's poison is another man's meat!! I totally appreciate that for lots of women, this list might be what are always a definite NO (I know... it's meant to be funny... but there's always some truth!:P) But there are more than a couple of things on this list that are a big huge YES YES YES for me!! What do guys do wrong in bed??? They don't talk to me enough first to find out what turns me on!!! LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why cant a fuck just be a good old fashioned one hay. You know like in the time of ramapithicus when you wanted a root you just bashed the chick in the head with a club and had your way, fuck all this complex mumbo jumbo. Should of taken up psychology 101 how to please everyone, i agree somethings you dont do, but section 24, whats wrong with a bit of caveman antics.
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RHP User
15 years ago
In humour there is always a grain of truth but we are all different and it only makes sense that we recognise that ;-)I actually think the other list for the guys is more relevant cos it mentions asking what your partner what they think more, so I'll include it as well for others to check out. Sorry to flood your thread... maybe shoulda started another... Anyhoo... Luuurve yer new piccie... Mrs Peachy Just in case you thought the route to sexual bliss was straightforward, here's a list of things to avoid. They're all pretty much guaranteed passion killers for a woman - and if your check list contains more than ten of these, you've got some serious work to do on your sexual etiquette! 1) Going straight for the naughty bitsYou've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back. 2) Not knowing how to kiss sensitivelyPassionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her teeth. 3) Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zonesMen like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she's most likely to howl with pain - and then kick you out of bed. Remember: the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis, in a much smaller area. Treat it with respect. It's the only organ in the human body that has no function other than to provide pleasure. 4) Not stroking and caressing herA woman's second biggest sex organ is her skin. (The first is her mind.) You can make your touch on any part of her body into a sexy caress, but you have to focus on what you're doing and put some sexual energy into your fingers while you caress her. That means not thinking about the baseball game while you're giving her a sensuous massage. 5) Locking onto her nipples like a suckling childYes, we know it's fun for you. To her it just feels like she's got a teething infant hanging off her breast. Lick and kiss around her whole breast before you go for the nipple, then flick your tongue gently across the nipple and around the areolae. If she likes what you're doing, you'll know by her moans of pleasure. 6) Biting on her earlobe because you think it's sexyShe may not agree with you. In which case it will just be irritating for her, not a prelude to her turning into the sex goddess you thought you were summoning up. 7) Leaving a hickey on her neck like a teenage badge of honor If you're over sixteen, this is a no-no. If you need to know why, you're obviously under sixteen. 8) Not shaving before sexWhen you're in the throes of passion, having your beard stubble brushing back and forth across her face isn't so sexy, but at least it'll produce a red rash she can remember you by. 9) Not washing your pits and bits before you have sexIf there's one thing that turns women off, it's a lover whose personal hygiene isn't up to scratch. Even though men have a higher smell threshold than women, keeping yourself clean - especially in the more intimate corners of your anatomy (like under your foreskin) - is not just a matter of courtesy, it's a ticket back to the bedroom. 10) Forgetting she has a sensuous body waiting to be strokedPretty much the same point we already made up above, but worth remembering: touch doesn't just have to be in the bedroom, a prelude to sex. In fact, if you touch her a lot in a loving way during the day, she'll be ready to melt into your arms by bedtime. 11) Trying to get your fingers in her underwear before she's readyThis is the mark of a gauche teenage lover who wants to get to fourth base just so he feels more accomplished as a lover. Take your time, let things evolve naturally, and apply a little sensuous touch on the fabric covering her vulva before you dive under the elastic. The hint of what's to come is often more erotic than diving straight in there. 12) Dropping the condom on the floorMust we say why this isn't the most popular move post sex? Dispose of the condom tidily in a tissue - put it in the bin rather than down the toilet, or it's likely to float there for some time to come as a reminder of your sexual encounter. 13) Going straight for the clitoris during oral sex or masturbationLike we said above, most women just find this irritating - and, if you press too hard, bloody uncomfortable too. Your first caresses should be on her labia, the lips of her vulva, then as she gets more aroused, you can work nearer the clitoris itself. But even when she's aroused a soft touch along the sides of her clitoris may be more acceptable for her than any pressure on the head of her clitoris. 14) Breaking off just as she's getting to the point where she wants you to keep going at all costsWomen often get so lost in their sexual arousal that they forget to give feedback. In reality, the fact that she's lying there quietly may actually mean she loves what you're doing; if so, you should feel her pressing her vulva against your mouth or fingers, or shifting like she wants more touch, rather than giving you a sense that she'd rather be out shopping. 15) Undressing her clumsilyListen up guys: you don't have to be able to take her bra off with one hand, behind her back, while kissing her. In fact, in my experience, it's better if you don't try. She probably puts it on by fastening it first and pulling it over her head anyway. Let her take off the garments you don't understand, and whenever you do lend a helping hand, undress her gently and sensuously rather than pulling at her clothes like you're ripping the paper off a birthday present. 16) Undressing yourself inelegantly - which includes taking your socks off after your underwearNothing is more comical (or pathetic) to a woman than a man in his socks and pants. Except possibly a naked man wearing socks. If you don't understand why, just accept that it is so. 17) Expecting her to shave for youYou might like the baby smooth look around her vulva, but she's more likely to see this as a prickly route to itchy stubble. Ask her nicely if you'd like her to go smooth. If she says "no", accept that graciously. 18) Sticking a finger up her vagina before she's ready, willing and ableIn general, women do like to be penetrated just as much as men like to penetrate, which, considering how much men like to stick things up there, is just as well. However, she'll only want you to do this when the time is right - i.e. when she's aroused enough to enjoy it. If you're giving her clitoris attention, there'll be a point where she might like to have a finger or two inside her. If so, be gentle, and start with one finger on her G-spot. Make sure she enjoys this before you put another one up there. Two fingers on her G-spot is probably as much as she will want. And be just as firm with your touch as she finds pleasurable. If you don't know what the G-spot is, then do some Google-ing before you get into bed. 19) Entering her without asking her firstWhat is it with men and these dark, wet places? Just keep in mind that she decides how far sex goes, and if she doesn't want to enjoy intercourse then don't press the point. This applies especially to any strategy that involves nudging your penis into position and then pressing forward without her consent, verbal or otherwise! Having said that, you don't always need to ask "May I enter you?" though it can be a romantic and sexy thing to do if you're looking deep into her eyes. Needless to say, that's most likely to happen in the man on top position, which, by the way, remains everyone's most popular position for sex. 20) Pecking away around her vagina with your penis if you can't find the way inThis is, by all accounts, many women's least desired sexual moment. If for any reason you can't get in, don't pretend you're in control and keep trying. Simply ask her to guide you in with her hand. That way you'll save a lot of embarrassment, not to mention time. 20) Pumping away without regard for her pleasureWhen you've achieved your most desired objective, and your penis is inside her, you'll want to show a certain consideration for her pleasure. She may want hard and fast thrusting, but it's best to start slow and shallow. While you're making love, she'll most appreciate your efforts if you're masculine and strong - which is to say, if you act like you know what you're doing, you're considerate and gentle at first, and work up to firm and strong thrusts if she likes them. 21) Expecting her to make love bottom upYes, we all enjoy rear entry. But she may be more self-conscious of her butt, she may feel like a sex object, and she may not like the rather impersonal nature of this position. If you really want to do it, and you explain to her why you like it so much (i.e. "It's incredibly exciting to see your gorgeous bottom as we make love", rather than "I get so turned on fucking from behind") she'll probably co-operate from time to time, even if it's only on your birthday and hers. 22) Thrusting too hardIf you happen to be well-endowed, or she has a short vagina, and you thrust too hard, you may end up banging her cervix. This can make her shriek, though sadly not with sexual pleasure. 22) Coming before she's got excited or begun to enjoy sexThere aren't many men who can last long enough to really satisfy a woman who enjoys vaginal intercourse and G-spot stimulation. If you can't be bothered learning how to be a long lasting lover, then at least have the decency to keep going for a few minutes so she gets some pleasure. This isn't hard, and there are plenty of ways you can learn to extend intercourse and not come so quickly. Do some research on Google for "end premature ejaculation". See also number 26. 23) Not coming at all - or losing your erection when you put the condom onIf you're one of that rarer breed of men who has trouble coming during intercourse, may we respectfully suggest you see a sexual therapist? You can then deal with this problem, learn to come more quickly, and avoid giving her a numb vagina and an intimate knowledge of the exact shade of color you painted your bedroom ceiling. If you're one of the many men who lose their erection when the condom comes out of its foil wrapper and onto the head of your penis, it's back to Google for a search on, surprisingly enough, "losing erection when putting on a condom". 24) Asking her how it was for herThis is not the mark of a confident lover, so if you really want some feedback, phrase it thus: "Did you prefer it when I did X or Y?" 25) Not going down on her when she wants oral pleasureSince oral sex on a woman is so pleasurable for most men, this seems unlikely. But if it's a question of the smell or taste being a bit much for you, try taking a shower or bath together before sex. If you just want her to fellate you and you simply can't be bothered to reciprocate with cunnilingus, then reading these tips isn't going to help you much anyway. 26) Failing to give her pleasure if you come quicklyRemember the motto: "Women come first!" As a man, you're probably going to lose interest in sex once you've ejaculated - at least for a while. In which case, make sure she comes through oral sex or masturbation before you enter her. That way, she gets her pleasure and so do you. (With the added bonus that it doesn't matter so much if you shoot quite quickly.) Just to enter her, thrust a few times, come, roll over and forget about her is the mark of a boorish lover, and you wouldn't want to be one of those, now would you? 27) Trying to force her head towards your cockLet's face it: she's either willing to give your oral sex or she's not. Trying to persuade her to get her lips around your glans by edging her head towards your groin is a bit crass, to say the least. If she doesn't seem to be heading that way as things hot up, just ask her: "There's something you could do that'd give me so much pleasure....." 28) Trying to force her head further down on her cock when she's giving you oralYes, once again we know it feels good, but you have to be considerate about it. She's not likely to be a deep throat expert, and there's no reason why she should be, since most of the pleasure of oral sex comes from the action of her tongue on your glans. Keep your hands away from her head unless it's to gently stroke her hair, and you won't feel the temptation to encourage her to go deeper. 29) Holding her head when she goes down on youPretty similar to number 28, but this time, holding her head and moving it up and down on your penis is the no-no. If you think that's acceptable sexual etiquette you've been watching too many of the wrong kind of films. 30) Coming in her mouth without asking her if it's OKThe taste of semen is very much an acquired taste; unfortunately it's one that few woman ever acquire. If she doesn't like it, ask her to keep going until the last minute, then tell her when you're going to come so she can move back and finish the job with a well-lubed hand. You'll get just as much pleasure, and she won't have to gag or spit your semen out. By the way, accidentally forgetting to tell her you're going to come is not permitted. 31) Thinking that a porno movie has anything to do with real life Porn is not good for men's egos. Real life isn't like that, OK? 32) Switching on a hard core porn film without asking whether that's OK with herEven if you find it arousing, she's not likely to, for the simple reason that much of the porn available today is fairly abusive to women. Ask her first, and if you want to share the erotic thrill of watching people have sex, get hold of some romantic sex movies that will appeal to her emotions as well as her sex drive. 33) Apologizing for the size of your penisJust in case you ever feel inclined to apologize for not matching up to the guys in the wrong kind of movies, just remember: 98% of women would rather have a sensitive lover than one with a big penis. If you're with one of the other two percent, you need to find a new lover. 34) Answering honestly when she asks you what your last lover was likeGuys, when a woman asks you if her butt is too big, do you tell her the truth? Enough said. Your current lover is always the most gorgeous, sexy and desirable woman around. Even if she doesn't really believe it, that's what she wants to hear. 35) Asking her if she'd mind if her girlfriend joined youThreesomes can be exciting, but they usually just cause jealousy and upset when one partner unexpectedly finds they don't want their partner making out with another person. Needless to say, this usually happens to the woman. So be sure, be very sure, you know what you're doing before you try this one. 36) Making her do all the workChanging positions is all very well, but asking her to ride you each time you have sex seems a bit one sided. Vary the positions, have fun, and take equal shares of the work. Don't just settle for one favorite position and flog it to death. 37) Trying to slip it in the back door by "accident"Anal sex is something that a lot fewer couples have tried than you'd believe from what you read on the internet or see in porn. It's something you might like to try, but you both have to want to do it. She's not likely to respond with warmth if you keep pretending you're poking her anus by accident. And she won't believe you if you tell her you just didn't want to ask for directions, even if that's how you are when you're driving around lost, looking for somewhere. 38) Photographing or videoing your lovemakingUnfortunately, as many jilted lovers can testify, taking pictures while you enjoy sex is putting power in the hands of the person who has the pictures. A good compromise is to link your video camera direct to your TV without recording the images. That way you can have the erotic thrill of seeing yourself during sex without having to worry about seeing yourself having sex on the internet in a few years' time. 39) Getting into the same old same old routine every time you have sex Above almost everything else (except possibly being deeply in love), ringing the changes when you make love is the thing that will keep your sex life fresh and passionate. You'll be surprised just how exciting it can be when you try a new position. This is simply because every position puts a different pressure on the penis and vagina, or gives you a new perspective of your partner's body, or perhaps allows you to see entering your partner's body, and so on. Exactly which sex position feels most pleasurable will depend on the shape and size and shape of your penis and her vagina. 40) Not romancing her Women love romance. Men put up with it, or do it to get sex. True or false? Probably true, but the romantic "chase" is deeply rewarding for most men (i.e. seducing and winning a woman makes us feel deeply fulfilled), and romance is an essential part of that process. If you're able to continue being romantic once you're an established couple, then you set yourself head and shoulders above the rest of your fellow men, and you stand that much greater chance of getting regular, passionate sex. 41) Slapping her buttocks without checking if she's into a little dominance playNo mater how exciting you may find the idea, don't land a heavy slap on her butt without trying a few lighter ones first and seeing how she reacts. If you do, you may get a slap in the face. Or a kick in the balls. 42) Trying to do sex by the book (or the film) Don't copy the moves you see in porn films. They lack a certain something. Consideration for the woman, that would be. 43) Playing with her anus before she's excited enough to appreciate itWhen you're masturbating her clitoris, and you have a finger inside her vagina, you may find that she responds well to a little anal play. If you have the position right, you can use your little finger to tickle gently at her anus as your forefinger plays with her G-spot. This may well add to her excitement - especially if she's on the verge of orgasm. If you try this before she's really excited and has stopped caring what's happening to her, you might just turn her off completely, so it might not be a bad idea to check it out with her in advance. 44) Deafening her by shouting in her ear when you comeAn easy mistake to make, especially if you like to have sex in the man on top position lying close to your partner, and you like to let the world know when you come. Unfortunately she won't let you do it a second time, so bury your face in the pillow or something if you're prone to uncontrollable vocal ejaculations as well as physical ones. 45) Talking dirty without checking if she likes itGenerally a little consensual dirty talk between adults adds to the excitement. The first time your partner tells you to f*** her hot wet c*** you'll see what I mean. If that hasn't happened yet, and you'd like it to, encourage her to talk dirty to you when you're making love, and see what pops out of her mouth. You might be surprised. Remember legend has it that the quiet ones are often the most surprising in bed! 46) Lying on top of her without supporting your weight on your arms Always remember: a gentleman takes his weight on his arms. Or elbows, or knees, or something. 47) Ejaculating on her without asking permissionComing between her breasts or on her vulva or bottom can be incredibly exciting, but it's nice to ask her first. She may see it less a mark of your ejaculatory prowess or manhood than a mess to clear up. 48) Not controlling your ejaculation Like we said before, a good lover makes the effort to make sure his partner is satisfied before he is. 49) Not spending some time with her in your arms after sexA man who gets up after he's done the business and sets about his daily routine is probably top of most women's sexual dislikes. For her, this is a special time when a woman feels very close to her partner. She takes much longer to come down from sex than a man does, she wants to know she's loved and special, and she wants to feel adored by the man to whom she has just given her most precious asset. The very least you can do is to spend a half hour or so cuddling her while you relax after making love, even if you're not going to spend the night with her. 50) Not cleaning up after sexAnd since sex inevitably involves a certain amount of fluids, keep the tissues handy for afterwards. If you feel like being chivalrous, offer her a warm towel to clean herself, especially if you aren't using condoms.
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15 years ago
Quoting 'bonrosser' Why cant a fuck just be a good old fashioned one hay. You know like in the time of ramapithicus when you wanted a root you just bashed the chick in the head with a club and had your way, fuck all this complex mumbo jumbo. Should of taken up psychology 101 how to please everyone, i agree somethings you dont do, but section 24, whats wrong with a bit of caveman antics. I 100% agree with number 24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.I hate that! Dunno bout all women tho... each to their own I thought the bit where it said 'If you want her to use her mouth, use yours' was awfully funny! But that might be cos I wasn't thinking about using it for talking seductively... Mrs Peachy
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15 years ago
Yeah.... have to agree with bonrosser now.....geez.... never knew women were so hard to please.... :P LOL If you go back and have a look at what the guys have mosty posted above, they all say the same thing... and only one thing too.... ENJOY IT.... sounds good to me! ;) oh...and...#21... you've got to be kidding me... right????? LMAO :P
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15 years ago
Goodness me!!!!!!!! I started reading the first list and then thought that it was everything that you thought about what women did wrong in bed, not realising you had googled it. I thought to meself, now htere is a very wise knowledgeable woman.
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15 years ago
Ahhh...actually had tears rolling down my face from laughing! Missed you round here Mrs P xox Gotta say though....I think a man in socks is HOT! REOW xx
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15 years ago
13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don’t want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can’t shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that s**t if you want him to spend any time down there. GOLDEN! I love this thread!
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15 years ago
Still good advice! Hopefully it didn't come from Cosmo ;)
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15 years ago
Sophie... the last one was written by Rod Phillips who is an online sexual counselor at Sex and Relationships.com... Thnx so much to everyone that posted to say they got a good laugh out of my copying and pasting efforts... I invite everyone to take them with the humour they were presented with. It's not my intention to hit people over the head with anything. As I said 'each to their own'.I will now abandon Sophie's thread and apologise that maybe I added one too many lists Cheers n hugs... Mrs P
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15 years ago
I knew it wasn't you...too many swear words and not enough lolols ;)
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15 years ago
Thank you Sonsie! ... Hugs lol... Mrs P
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15 years ago
deffinately some rules i dont agree with in their, but back to the topic at hand, what women do wrong. Dont think about the kids, shopping, housework, or anythign related. Equality all the way! share the load! starfish if he gets his turn to starfish. dont fake it, i know oh i know!
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15 years ago
My wife is hopless in bed... she just lays there. lacks imagination. Yes I have tried to talk to her and she just rolls over or says nothing. I am all but given up asking her whats wrong. So thats how I ended up here.
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15 years ago
its golden, and interested in everyones opinions on it, but i have to agree with the hair issue...... if you dont like hair on your partner..... well tidy your own before you complain..... getting waxed for me is a turn on because i love the feel of warm hands against my clean waxed parts
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15 years ago
from a man's point of view i've never had to fake an orgasm in my life
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15 years ago
I'm tired for reading all the wrongs but you all missed my biggest peave: Post coital bliss personal space invasion!!!!! OK I love a cuddle after sex, I love a cuddle before or after anything really. But I'm a hot sleeper and like my space. So how come after I've doubled up the doona on Mrs Pup to keep her nice and warm moved over to within 2cm of the edge of the bed does she slide on over and take the whole damn bed up!!!!!! She's a tiny little thing but she's a damn radiator!
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15 years ago
Can't even remember a month back.So in answer to your question:Let me get a woman into bed, and I'll let you know.
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15 years ago
I am tired too from reading this post..hahahahahaha MrsP ...AWESOME!!! Talk to each other...please together. Love and hot fun to you all. sweetpetite41
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15 years ago
Luvvin' your new pics both of you! Trish, you have an amazing variety of shots and every one is stunning! Lastly, Sophie, I don't believe I have complimented you on your most recent pics either... yum! ;-)Not a lot to add lately... Hugs... Mrs P :-D
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15 years ago
Totally agree..sexiness comes from the inside and oozes out....know wot i mean???
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15 years ago
The worst mistakes are a) they often don't communicate their wants and desires clearly (the main cause of many of the 50 above!) b) they are not always open to new things (obviously if it is uncomfortable you stop straight away!) A good man will do almost anything you want, you only have to ask! A good man will also not do the things you don't want! Communicate, relax and be open and great sex should follow. Wells that's just my opinion anyway!
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15 years ago
Passion and nowing what satisfy you and your partner the great lovers are women that now what they wont. they listen to what there men like and in return they will allways get good nen do what they like. great sex is two partners wonting to please each other ever desires. passion to please others you have it or you dont to learn from others from listening over time will teach you how to please with out asking and how most men get turned on .
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15 years ago
thrilled at both your lists, mind, especially the second...
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15 years ago
mind wandering?? if a womans mind is wandering maybe you aren't doing it right to begin.. the only time i've let my mind wander is when i've had to bite my lip to avoid throwing someone off me and making a mad dash to the shower to scrub the bad sex off me..
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15 years ago
the ONLY time i have gotten up and walked out was when i was having a 'great time' lying there while he did most of the work, asking me not to move... haha, THEN to top it off, his phone rung, he answered it saying "hey mate just fucking this chick, but whats up" Ive never gotten dressed and left so fast in my life! LOL
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15 years ago
Some women are too rough on my cock. No its not a milking machine and yes it will get numb if you abuse it :) Maybe remember its like your clit...gentle (not tickle) at 1st...and work it.. Not grab and pull up and down and fast as you can OMG Neo
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15 years ago
Quoting 'mrurge_mrsdesire'Insisting on having the television on! Volume raised or not.... just plain rude! lets keep on subject hey? theres plenty of man bashing already...lol
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15 years ago
it all depens on how well you know the woman dont forget, no woman = useing your hand a lot more.
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15 years ago
I agree with gaz 100% on all three points
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15 years ago
In-sex monologue such as..."what are you thinking?" "we are having dinner at my parent's tomorrow night" "is it in yet?" "Hurry up so I can get to the chemist before it closes.." "It's ok this time, i think i missed my period" (uh oh....)"Did you download Dexter/Daniel Craig/Robbie Williams?" "oh by the way whilst I think of it my VIsta/iPod/iPhone/car/hedge trimmer is fucked again" and... baby talk..in any way shape or form.
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max25487
15 years ago
We love pleasing you women as much as you love pleasing us. All you have to do is tell us what you like, even moan a bit when the right parts are touched. Just be honest and throw away those inhibitions girls.
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15 years ago
They get into it with a man hahahaha...No offence meant lol... Mrs P
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15 years ago
hahahaha... boys are fun .... but girls are funner ;) lol
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15 years ago
Sal never fluffs the pillows, or puts the pillow set matching the quilt cover ontop. she never turns it down at night for me... or leaves me a chocy on the pillow. Umm other things, she doesn't organise to bring more women in the bed with me. Or allow me to keep a spare in bed, if I need one while she's at work. Other than that. All good :) andy
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15 years ago
The lists that peachy posted... well, I have to disagree with sooo many points. I must be very sick or wierder then weird.. I love having my nipples tweaked and twisted and the harder the better when rubbing my pussy. In fact, the dirtier and kinker and more painful it gets the better.I don't like those lists much at all. I don't even really see the funny side of it.Oh well, call me crazy. At least I have a wonderful man that appreciates and complements yes, complements not compliments) all that pain and kink and sickness that I love.Mary
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15 years ago
Spanish 1st Italians 3rd... Ozzies 10th. ? Obviously you must be italian because you became too excited and managed to miss # 2 before eagerly sprouting Italians came in 3rd and that Ozzies came in 10th.. he he ... That poll wouldnt have been conducted by a european mag by any chance would it ' lol... Now before I write what Im about to write' I recently discussed amoungst a group of my girlfriends asking who had slept with who and who did they find the sexiest.. Most common answer was nearly all nationalitys had thier own charisma and nearly all were pretty much the same. Which Im sure the majority would conclude to. Personally' and being born o'seas' I find aussie guys are far more natural and have that special way of makeing you laugh and feel good about yourself' where the european guys are far more in your face... The few experiences I had with european guys only showed me whom I am most comfortable and with who I perfer as my partner. My aussie husband and I have been happily married for quite a long time now. Obviously there are many happy women who married the nationalitys you mentioned and I am very happy for them. Unfortunately' your comment only cemented my feelings on how I already felt. This is not a personal attack' but I think when you stick your neck out in a aussie forum ' you have to expect something back. Only my opinoin. Sorry for wandering away from the original forum topic' but I had to have my say...lol Peace Mrs JJ
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15 years ago
I think the Question was for a guys opinion.. lots of blokes here with large breasts.. no 1 problem is too bloody opinionated..lol and eventually as Sweet stated ,"gets tired of it" if it (the forum) equates a woman to a pain in the arse .... But your question generalizes-aggressive not aggressive its all personal but nail on the Heah job.. Most Women Suck BAD!! Most think there good but have you ever tried telling a lady she sucks at it .. lol go try-- NO root for you my friend .. get ready forthe attitude too... there such delicate buetiful creatures arnt they.. When you lie.... pot still need a stir...... What you think?
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RHP User
15 years ago
See, sex is a game to me and should be a fun one.... I LOVE that the early replies to this post all said the same thing... the worst thing a woman can do in bed is NOT BE INTO IT.... Now, I think a bad blow job may be a case of a girl not being into it... unless you have NEVER sucked cock before, it's pretty hard (pun intended) to be bad at it if you are into it... and by into it, I mean giving him a good time!!! Dammit, giving head, like licking pussy, should be 99% about the pleasure of the receiver... you'll get your reward, and it's a HUGE turn on to see how much pleasure you're giving... Guys can sense when something is genuine, and when it's not. So, obviously, step number one for giving amazing head is - LOVING IT. Guys are visual... give them something to look at... a girl moaning and looking like the the best thing in the world is their cock in your mouth is always going to be more successful than the girl with the bored "god do I have to?" look on their faces... lol :P slurp slurp mmm baby more :P Or am I wrong guys? Guys? ;)
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loveprod
15 years ago
... their just not falling backwards , with their legs in the air. In my presence anymore. I still give furniture multiple orgasms just by sitting in it though.
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RHP User
15 years ago
:-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
with all the respect in the world to you ladies...I say this...two things some women get wrong are: using their teeth and sucking on the penis while giving head. Do not suck and do not rub our cocks on your teeth...it hurts.use the tounge and the sides of your mouths...do not suck!The other thing is when a women is getting you up by hand and she insists on pulling the fore skin up over the nob. Dont pull the skin over the nobb... its really much nicer to have your lubed or wet hand sliding gently down the nob. Thats what orgasms are made of...not pulling the penis upwards..but dont think i am ungreatfull..generally its all great...Attila
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm tired! I don't feel like it! if you wanted you have to do all the work! 'work' awww good night honey I'm to tired!...you want more?
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TassieHunter
15 years ago
It has been interesting reading but there some things that have not been mentioned at all......1. Snoring loud enough to wake the dead and then denying that they have ever snored in their life.2. Eating dry biscuits in bed and leaving the crumbs behind all over the sheets.3. Farting and then acting like it is the first time they have ever done it in their life.4. Not joining in the fun of a good old fashioned Dutch Oven.5. Making endless comments about the sheets, pillowcases and doona cover being different colours and patterns to each other. I don't know about anyone else but I sleep with my eyes closed so I could care less that they are not "co-ordinated".As it is apparent that everyone else has focused on sexual activities "in bed" I will add......1. I have to agree with "letsmakelust", for me teeth scraping along / across my penis is not at all pleasurable.2. I also agree with "letsmakelust" that it is not pleasurable when women yank on your penis like they are trying to pull a 2kg turnip out of the ground, and dry hands only make it worse!!3. Unless you are deliberately trying to demean & belittle your partner during the act, never ask "Are you in yet?". Are you so stupid that you don't realise that blokes can have their pleasure thwarted by inappropriate comments during sex just as much as you sheilas can? Although I am far from a young bloke, my sexual interaction with women is not extensive but my limited experience has been that the women I have been with have been disinclined to talk about what they enjoy, what they want, how they want it done, and even when they want it done. As I said, limited experience but where was RHP thirty years ago?Maybe I am now in the right place to find out exactly how good sex can be!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Poor hygiene.. nothing worse then leading up to giving a chick mad head and you get down there and almost pass out from the smell.. sort it out.. have a shower or see a doctor... thanks! (Only one bad experience but its something that will haunt me to the grave) haha theres my 2 cents pete
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RHP User
15 years ago
From reading all the lists and the various comments - it is hilarious, yes - but - sorry ladies, it totally reinforces the reason why I have chosen to stay on the left side of field and play pitcher to all those lovely catchers....Could be fun to compile a list of what I think men do wrong with men in bed....and reading some of those male and female does and don'ts I can see where the confusion in some blokes heads is - the things they say and do sometimes leaves me wondering, but now I know why...men and women - good together but so damn different.... men and men - so similar you'd think it was perfect but no, we have our issues too but, hell, I ain't giving up those pleasures for a few little issues!Thanks RHP - great reading!#:~()
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RHP User
15 years ago
Interesting reply Perkin... men and women have such completely different thought processes on just about everything I'm sometimes surprised we manage to have sex at all... I guess the brain just eventually switches off a bit and instinct takes over, thank god lmao :P I love the idea of a forum post on what men do wrong with other men in bed... that would make for informative and gotta be hilarious reading also... please post it!! P The same applies to girl on girl, by the way... that doesn't always work as it should either lol :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah, that would be a funny post topic.. but too few men would participate in answering. As a "versatile" guy I'm always amuzed how two versatile guys try to work out which role is going to be assumed by which player.... hehe... and when two boyz who are both "bottoms" find themselves together .... the obvious dissapointment when they work out neither are going to get the shag they were hoping for... lolz... Hugs GAzza
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RHP User
15 years ago
I read all of the advice knew some and learnt more thanks for taking the time to help us all find a better way. Its the first time i have heard a woman mention that men are not machines and need to be teased and worked up to perform better. If a woman just like a man isnt playing too then its a complete waste of both peoples time and effort. As they say it takes two or more to tango
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RHP User
15 years ago
... and it applies to men as well:Not listening to/reading your partner.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i think women should be more aggressive in bed!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'holidaying' but thinking about it...i think if she were to throw up while giving me a blow job...that wouldn't be so great, hey?... and a woman should go for what she wants..touch where she wants...kiss where she wants... and then let me tease them...mmmmmmmm... love it and then...giggles...ahhh...sshhh...better not say....jose...
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RHP User
12 years ago
That is the most fucking hilarious thing I've read all week! I think you covered everything....Yep, nothing to add! And yes, I'd love to see your take on men's mistakes :) Can't wait!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Anything more is a bonus.
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RHP User
12 years ago
The one thing I've found is that many won't tell the bloke to change angles slightly coz he's not hitting the spot or telling the guy, harder, softer, etc. I like to know I'm giving a woman exactly what she wants/needs.
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RHP User
12 years ago
they start talking about their feelings, then ask for the last 3 tax returns, your investment portfolio. Then drop hints of the kind of bling they like, whilst the whole time wanting to be held.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't think women do anything wrong...well i can't think of anything. I'm not into rules or expectations from others. That isn't what its about to me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Enigmaoflove' I don't think women do anything wrong...well i can't think of anything. I'm not into rules or expectations from others. That isn't what its about to me. some men will say anything to get laid I do lots of things wrong but then I do them very well
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RHP User
12 years ago
Im totally unbiased at this point.1) Make me hog the wet spot (or snore)
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RHP User
12 years ago
let each other know what you like and go to it theres nothing worse than no feed back
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm not a fan of having my dick grabbed and pummelled before getting hard. It's not the rope that rings the church bells - it's my sexual appendage and preferably treat it with some finesse please. I like a bit of caressing or kneading to begin, gets the blood flowing. When I'm at attention some flailing away is ok (but changing it up now and then) but it's not a race. Same goes for receiving a BJ. Gentle to begin with, go for it later - but quality, not quantity every time. Gawd i love it when a lovely lady slows down while sucking me, engaging me with an lasting horny look and works slowly over my cock. Ooohh yeah!!
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