M33
what's wrong with the profile ?
October 05 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe because your profile is all about your sexual desires and abilities? From experience women are inundated with the same profiles of males pleading their case for sex. Perhaps you should include information about yourself, and dont be put off by minimal response. The fact is us males outnumber the females at a rate of probably 10:1 and you have to have something pretty special to stand out.
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RHP User
12 years ago
people look at your profile the first thing they do is enlarge your face pic.You have a nice looking smiley face,but the location???
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi Mr Chocolate cock, I checked out your profile and can offer you the following feedback/advice. 1. As has been discussed in other forum threads, your handle will put many women off, you may wish to change it to something without the word cock in it 2. Your profile comes across as a little beyond confident - perhaps reconsider the "you'll never meet anyone like me" and "i can go go all day" comments - let any woman you are with be the judge of that. In other words under promise and over deliver! 3. Your age may be a barrier 4. Put your cock shots into a private gallery - this gives women the option to check you out....then make the decision to go and have a look in the gallery for more.(this has also been the subject of a few forum topics) 5. Your profile gives the impression that you are keen and raring to go - cool, but then so are 1000's of other men on here. The men who are successful on sites like this are usually the ones who understand women, seduction, flirtation and generally making a woman feel like a woman. Sorry to tell you this, Yes, all the usual rules of dating and seduction do still apply here. There are many many more men on here than women and you need to stand out and offer something the multitudes do not. Having said that there are some men on here who use the site very successfully.
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RHP User
12 years ago
and sweety, you ain't a man yet, you're still a boy xxxxxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Really??? I think your profile name says it all....immature.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Use the correct words/spelling and grammar. Instead of: u'll use you will, urself use your self... Nobody likes a bragger and telling people they can trust you... Trust has to be earned buddy. Better luck in the future
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RHP User
12 years ago
Completely agree with the statements above. The only thing I could add is that the term Horny Jackrabbit reminds me of having sex with a teenager. Change the name and pics and start over!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Completely agree with the statements above. The only thing I could add is that the term Horny Jackrabbit reminds me of having sex with a teenager. Change the name and pics and start over! Have to agree with all of these other suggestions & I'd like to add mine to the list.....Stop sending FLIRTS & start sending MESSAGES!? Upgrade to Premium Membership at least so you can send a well written & well thought out message to someone that takes your fancy? And when you say you are looking for "all shapes & sizes" & that you "don't judge" it just sounds like you're not too fussy and anything will do!? Doesn't make a girl feel very special!And who wants to have sex with a "Horny Jackrabbit"!?!?
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rc_80
12 years ago
You know, evolution tended to sort the weak from the strong. The strong, or at least well adapted, suited their enviroment and flourished. The less suitable drifted away into history.I see profiles as the same. The stronger more suitable profiles prosper. The weak fade away.So, when someone comes into the message boards, looking for 'advice', I say let them find their own way.Let them work out their own 'words'. It's their personality on show afterall.Giving 'tips', will only allow them to modify what they would normally have said, therefore giving of the impression of something/someone they possibly aren't. And if that's the case, aren't they now wasting OUR time, rather than just their own?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well done on asking for advice. Maybe its case of......just be yourself. I find it fascinating"reading" the tone in some of these responses.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Interesting comments. But it's YOUR profile, and you can put anything YOU like..... your looking for a MATCH after all even if its NSA. These people are advising you what they want to see for THEM to connect. I like your profile.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Interesting comments. But it's YOUR profile, and you can put anything YOU like..... your looking for a MATCH after all even if its NSA. These people are advising you what they want to see for THEM to connect. I like your profile.
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RHP User
12 years ago
1. Check out micksecretsecrets81 's thread on the same problem...2. Change your main photo to one of the others and ditch your main photo3. Change your words - refer to 1. and do more of that mick is doing - he wants the same advice but seems to be doing better... 2b :)I must be getting crook - I never respond to these! :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
So you are doing alright. Your profile sucks though! However, it's a sign of maturity asking for help, rather than having your head up your ass and stumbling forward blindly.So here's what I'd change... Photos.. I like the semi nude ones! I don't like the hospital pic.. You don't want to look like a cheeky upstart glasser who was so pleased with his night's workout that he takes a happy snap from the hospital.. If I do that, I usually have a sad face not a happy grin. The computer monitor pic. You have your hand on your neck making you look tired. And please consider what's goin on in the background... It's not too messy, but what made me laugh was the box on the cupboard.. Is that a toy car??? Nothing wrong with that, but you are only 20.. Don't add to that youngness factor further. Cock shots? I'm not a fan, but I must say...get rid of all the others except for that rampant veiny hardon one. It speaks volumes!! Any others are just overkill and don't do you justice. Ok now to what you wrote... 18-70??? Please. Be more realistic. Sounds derogatory when you write "this isn't a dating site" - it's not, we know that, you don't have to write it. Great that you then start writing about yourself sexually, its whats expected. I'd get rid of the "as per my previous statement" or however it was written, reminded me of a debating team argument. Get rid of that whole paragraph, that's something you can discuss with the ladies once you have met them. You do try and see ladies more than once don't you? That's how the trust builds and exciting new things are explored, rarely on a first meet. Just because this isn't a dating site, doesn't mean you can't see women regularly. Most understand the concept of NSA, no strings attached... I hope you do too. Looking for in a lady... Yep agree with what has been posted already. You're not picky, and there's nothing to make me feel special and choose to write back to you. I'm not about to contact you and say "oh you will fuck all shapes and sizes, thank god cos that's me!". If you write in "looking for" maybe something like what you chose in the fantasy section. "I'm looking for a lady who likes long passionate sex sessions, lots of foreplay, lots of sex. Where we both enjoy each others bodies."Afterall you aren't really looking for a shy inhibited partner, but !!! a shy inhibited lady is likely to respond to you because she Wants to be that kind of partner. I know this because that's how I used to be! I certainly wouldn't have responded to a 20yr who says "trust me shy girl, I'll fuck anything ;p"But above all, if you are cheeky by nature, let that shine through, there is absolutely no need to take this site so seriously that you lose sight of how to have fun... afterall that's what it's all about. Hope that helps! Annaxxxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
fantastic just the way it is as it sums you up perfectly and the ladies will know exactly what it is that they are going to get. ♋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting '0zboy'fantastic just the way it is as it sums you up perfectly and the ladies will know exactly what it is that they are going to get. ♋ Still I want to know what you were doing in hospital (I'm a nurse after all).
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Mr_DarkChocolate
12 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Quoting '0zboy'fantastic just the way it is as it sums you up perfectly and the ladies will know exactly what it is that they are going to get. ♋ Still I want to know what you were doing in hospital (I'm a nurse after all). just like to say nurses keep the system running & i'm behind u 100% on the pay rises as for the hospital pic i was in there because that night i had taken my brother out for his 18th to the paramount & towards the end of the night some drunk random took a cheap shot at him, so i said "it's fine he's drunk he probably thought u were someone else, it wasn't much of a hit anyway" he took a shot at me & he regretted it when i made him realise even guy's with glasses can throw down & have a mean temper, thats the lil story of a great 18th for my lil brother Quoting 'charlee200' and sweety, you ain't a man yet, you're still a boy xxxxxx awww well that maybe true but it's the the age that make u a man it's really the experiences ur dragged through that that define u as a man Quoting 'hardtruckin2011' Really??? I think your profile name says it all....immature. ahh so if somebody asks u for help do u usually throw it back in their face ? or did u just decide "i don't like his face so i'll be rude to him" ?Quoting 'karynb' Hi Mr Chocolate cock, I checked out your profile and can offer you the following feedback/advice. 1. As has been discussed in other forum threads, your handle will put many women off, you may wish to change it to something without the word cock in it 2. Your profile comes across as a little beyond confident - perhaps reconsider the "you'll never meet anyone like me" and "i can go go all day" comments - let any woman you are with be the judge of that. In other words under promise and over deliver! 3. Your age may be a barrier 4. Put your cock shots into a private gallery - this gives women the option to check you out....then make the decision to go and have a look in the gallery for more.(this has also been the subject of a few forum topics) 5. Your profile gives the impression that you are keen and raring to go - cool, but then so are 1000's of other men on here. The men who are successful on sites like this are usually the ones who understand women, seduction, flirtation and generally making a woman feel like a woman. Sorry to tell you this, Yes, all the usual rules of dating and seduction do still apply here. There are many many more men on here than women and you need to stand out and offer something the multitudes do not. Having said that there are some men on here who use the site very successfully. see thats advice & that's actually helpful in some aspects, thank u => Quoting 'Annabella237' So you are doing alright. Your profile sucks though! However, it's a sign of maturity asking for help, rather than having your head up your ass and stumbling forward blindly.So here's what I'd change... Photos.. I like the semi nude ones! I don't like the hospital pic.. You don't want to look like a cheeky upstart glasser who was so pleased with his night's workout that he takes a happy snap from the hospital.. If I do that, I usually have a sad face not a happy grin. The computer monitor pic. You have your hand on your neck making you look tired. And please consider what's goin on in the background... It's not too messy, but what made me laugh was the box on the cupboard.. Is that a toy car??? Nothing wrong with that, but you are only 20.. Don't add to that youngness factor further. Cock shots? I'm not a fan, but I must say...get rid of all the others except for that rampant veiny hardon one. It speaks volumes!! Any others are just overkill and don't do you justice. Ok now to what you wrote... 18-70??? Please. Be more realistic. Sounds derogatory when you write "this isn't a dating site" - it's not, we know that, you don't have to write it. Great that you then start writing about yourself sexually, its whats expected. I'd get rid of the "as per my previous statement" or however it was written, reminded me of a debating team argument. Get rid of that whole paragraph, that's something you can discuss with the ladies once you have met them. You do try and see ladies more than once don't you? That's how the trust builds and exciting new things are explored, rarely on a first meet. Just because this isn't a dating site, doesn't mean you can't see women regularly. Most understand the concept of NSA, no strings attached... I hope you do too. Looking for in a lady... Yep agree with what has been posted already. You're not picky, and there's nothing to make me feel special and choose to write back to you. I'm not about to contact you and say "oh you will fuck all shapes and sizes, thank god cos that's me!". If you write in "looking for" maybe something like what you chose in the fantasy section. "I'm looking for a lady who likes long passionate sex sessions, lots of foreplay, lots of sex. Where we both enjoy each others bodies."Afterall you aren't really looking for a shy inhibited partner, but !!! a shy inhibited lady is likely to respond to you because she Wants to be that kind of partner. I know this because that's how I used to be! I certainly wouldn't have responded to a 20yr who says "trust me shy girl, I'll fuck anything ;p"But above all, if you are cheeky by nature, let that shine through, there is absolutely no need to take this site so seriously that you lose sight of how to have fun... afterall that's what it's all about. Hope that helps! Annaxxxx "Is that a toy car??? Nothing wrong with that, but you are only 20.. Don't add to that youngness factor further" LOL i didn't even notice that but ur right it is hilarious, i think that pic was taken in a different room about 2 years ago, it wasn't for this site or anything like that it was just an on the fly self pic because i'm not really the type of person to take a lot of pic's of myself i actually only have like 20 decent pic's in total, everywhere fb & what not "if you are cheeky by nature, let that shine through" that whole section was actually written with a tongue in cheek attitude i think i kinda forgot that tone of voice & context does not translate in text... so whoops, people that have gotten nature of the profile which is trying to get a bit of a smile & a laugh go on to realise that's just the kind of person i am i like to make people laugh & have a good time but yeah tx ur reply really helped me realise that i'm not at all coming across as i wanted on here =S i thought my profile would translate that it was more of a fun sort of non judgmental personality & now it seems like people have taken it in a negative tone like "i'd fuck a pillow if it had panties on" Quoting 'creamykit10' Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Completely agree with the statements above. The only thing I could add is that the term Horny Jackrabbit reminds me of having sex with a teenager. Change the name and pics and start over! Have to agree with all of these other suggestions & I'd like to add mine to the list.....Stop sending FLIRTS & start sending MESSAGES!? Upgrade to Premium Membership at least so you can send a well written & well thought out message to someone that takes your fancy? And when you say you are looking for "all shapes & sizes" & that you "don't judge" it just sounds like you're not too fussy and anything will do!? Doesn't make a girl feel very special!And who wants to have sex with a "Horny Jackrabbit"!?!? LOL i was actually trying to be funny with the jack rabbit thing, thats sort of my thing i try to make people laugh because i like happy people & i get a sick satisfaction out of it "Upgrade to Premium Membership" i would but it creeps me out that they would then have my credit card details... paranoid i know but we all have out lil goose bumps & thats mine, i've considered doing it so many times but every time i get to it it's like "but what if!!"
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Mr_DarkChocolate
12 years ago
well i've updated the "about me" section so feel free to let me know ur thought
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RHP User
12 years ago
Been a member for 3 years and I'm on auto renew,I have never been ripped off and in fact this year and the last, when my annual renewal was due, I got an email saying I was to receive a discount because I had it on auto renew. It does get billed to an obscure company I think in the U.S. I think half the battle won is hearing another plebs experience with a site, but you are wise to be wary with giving out your details. It's always worth it for a guy to be able to take the initiative on this site and send the first email. To be honest I rarely send a guy a message, I get enough in the old inbox to keep me busy lol. I only joined so I could go into the chatrooms! Ps, I like JackRabbit... Hahaha it could be your new profile name! (I don't have a prob with chocolatecock per se...) Anna Xxxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's like this, you asked, you even said to be honest. All those here who know me from the forums or in chat, know that I don't sugar coat much.
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Mr_DarkChocolate
12 years ago
Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'Really??? I think your profile name says it all....immature.Quoting 'hardtruckin2011' It's like this, you asked, you even said to be honest. All those here who know me from the forums or in chat, know that I don't sugar coat much. haha well i was looking for a little more constructive criticism but it's all good we're all entitled to our opinions so tx for ur response regardlessQuoting 'Annabella237' Been a member for 3 years and I'm on auto renew,I have never been ripped off and in fact this year and the last, when my annual renewal was due, I got an email saying I was to receive a discount because I had it on auto renew. It does get billed to an obscure company I think in the U.S. I think half the battle won is hearing another plebs experience with a site, but you are wise to be wary with giving out your details. It's always worth it for a guy to be able to take the initiative on this site and send the first email. To be honest I rarely send a guy a message, I get enough in the old inbox to keep me busy lol. I only joined so I could go into the chatrooms! Ps, I like JackRabbit... Hahaha it could be your new profile name! (I don't have a prob with chocolatecock per se...) Anna Xxxx well i'm certainly glad ur having a good experience & it always helps to hear from someone that is, i've heard a few good thing's & a few bad thing's, particularly when people try to shut down their accounts =S"It's always worth it for a guy to be able to take the initiative on this site and send the first email. To be honest I rarely send a guy a message, I get enough in the old inbox to keep me busy lol."i on the other hand try a blanket approach to take a consensus of who would actually even bother replying if i were to sign up, i think i've sent out close to like three or four hundred flirts "would u reply back if i sent u a message ?" or "nudge nudge wink wink" & put bluntly guest's simply don't answer back which is pretty rude but that being said i've had 30 to 40 member's reply but the point i was trying to make is even if ur super busy & it's not ur problem if i can go through all off the guy's ((i get a buttload lol)) that message/flirt me & reply back with polite "no thank u's" & what nots, then it shouldn't really be to hard for somebody else to do the same & the lack of it is also another reason why i'm hesitantohh & lol i think the simple fact of having boobs & being a woman on this site means u don't really need to do much but wait for the cow's to come on home but with that being said those smexy boot's & lovely eye's don't hurt ur chances either madam to everybody else i've fixed up the "about me" section so feel free to have a look & let me know what ur impressions are, i wanna see if i'v hit the mark
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a bit of a fright, when I am having my cuppa and crumpets looks like you are going to hit some poor woman over the head with it Private gallery is always nice Hey just had a thought, maybe that big cock snapped back and nearly took out your eye? hence the bandaid
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Mr_DarkChocolate
12 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Is a bit of a fright, when I am having my cuppa and crumpets looks like you are going to hit some poor woman over the head with it Private gallery is always nice Hey just had a thought, maybe that big cock snapped back and nearly took out your eye? hence the bandaid aww dear madam i'm very sorry to have frightened u & ruined ur crumpets, if anything i'm sorry about the crumpets more than anything, their delicious haha well i took the advice of some of the post's in here & moved all but that one picture into my gallery, that's really one of the best pictures i've taken of the lil fella anyway, lol the guy's in here will know how difficult it is to take a picture of ur phone while ur man handling ur cock in the other"Hey just had a thought, maybe that big cock snapped back and nearly took out your eye?" LOL well u'v caught me out i hang usually hang forward & down but i got a lil too excited with my retro hip thrust's & bonked myself good right in the eye
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RHP User
12 years ago
You changed your name!
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Mr_DarkChocolate
12 years ago
aww & here i thought it was an amusing name but nonetheless i'm glad everybody likes the new one
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