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5 Star Vagina
April 16 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Proximity and willingness are importantly scores on my vagina scale.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A bit expensive..but so pretty and worth it... plus personally, I have a piercing..and that is always commented on
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RHP User
13 years ago
Women have enough things to fret about when it comes to being "beautiful". Let's not add anything more to the list!Beyond a little bit of personal grooming so that things are neat and tidy, I don't think a woman needs to worry about how her pussy looks.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Though I do agree and I have certainly never worried about someone seeing it for the first time suddenly looking up at me and saying: "Erm, you're nice, cute to look at, the total package if only it weren't for your pussy" :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
There is nothing more stimulating, sensual and exciting for me, than a woman who is confident with her sexuality and expressing herself with her body. I find your question most interesting and relevant Salina because I have recently experienced someone who was confident in pushing me onto my back and mounting my face! Well not smothering me with it, but putting it right near my mouth. Loved it. I willingly obliged and she orgasmed on my tongue. She would also grab my head during kissing and rhythmically guide my kiss to her clitoris then bring me back up to her kiss. Most impressive. So in answering your question, 'how does one improve or enhance their vagina', I say, it's all in your confidence of how beautiful it is and the way you 'put it out there' and bring it into the foreplay, kissing at any stage. However you think it looks, large lips or small lips, waxed or trimmed, It's beauty is all in how confident you are with it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Omg so funny - forgot about that AND about checking it out !! Mine is 3.5, had kids, turned 40, pretty sure I used to be 4.8 :))) btw you rock
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Tart_Du_Jour
13 years ago
It's not bad but it doesn't include free wi-fi or a complimentary Continental breakfast.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Knock some stars off mine ! It's a squeezy lil room and you have to leave your bags outside the door, the back room is an even tighter fit due to lack of occupation. It's always warm n wet in my room , so you'll have to pack a raincoat!! You can have breakfast in the room, but no hot coffee please :O
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RHP User
13 years ago
But I know a prized cunt when I meet one.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Five stars reward exceptional vaginas where diners eat extremely well, often superbly. Distinctive juices are created, using superlative techniques in collaboration with the guest. The skill list features generally outstanding control over the muscles and the surroundings and service are part of this unique experience, for which the guest has to be prepared to pay with a maximum amount of his precious ejaculate. Worth a special journey.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Firstly, not many males have written on here yet, guessing for fear of being dismembered. I would say its pretty much the same as what you would rate a 5 star penis....And seriously I think in comparison to the vagina, I think the penis was an afterthought .... But like the penis the vagina, I reckon would be scaled based on, maintenance, muscular strength and firmness, ability to lubricate, actual genital proportion compared to everything else, but most importantly SMELL. Please don't kill me
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
Maybe a new section for Crofts....
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
.....and really its just for Dogs & Bitches....Why not throw some Pretty Pussies in just for some chaos.
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RHP User
13 years ago
That has little chocolates on the flaps. Its in a great location, as in on the end of a guys cock Its always clean and you can always eat there It has a good rating if you check it out on cuntpedia.com or whatclit.com or lastminuteorgasim.com It is usally covered by thousandcount cotton panties you get free lube with it Your mates get jealous you could afford such a cunt Its a good place to go on honeymoon if your new wife is up for something different you can find five star cunts in the best places all over the world you have to swipe your credit card up it before your allowed to check in.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I tried looking for this accommodation on wotif... no luck but I want to stay there!! That breaky is far better than any of the continental kind ;)
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fifoboy
13 years ago
Give it a wash and a bit of a trim and it's a 4, when it's wet, it's a 5. Too easy.
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jensta
13 years ago
I Love Mine ... XXX
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sure I am biased but at 22 years young, my beautiful fiance's pussy is in tip top shape - for those of you who are paid members have a look at our Amateur Pic Set and you will agree I am sure ... the boys who commented were very complimentary :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
They are URRRRGGLEEEEE. . There is just no getting around it folks, the female pink bits are just damned unattractive at the best of times. Cover the suckers up is the best advice I can give. Guys...bravely face them under cover of darkness. Anyone who thinks other wise has a few screws loose upstairs. Yuck, yuck yuck! . Anyone ever held a green lipped mussel up and had a good long look at it? Exactly the same as the girlie pink bits.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...to read "How many tequila shooters do you need before it doesn't matter" would be easier to answer. | I'd say 12...but only with a Corona back and a twist of lemon.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh my god, fun_n_yng has anyone ever told you your cock is fucking HUGE!!! That looks like a 5 star ouchie!!! LOL xxMeeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
But as long as it's clean a good night can be had in just about any establishment.I'd focus more on finding great guests. Renovations are unlikely to add value or attract a better clientele.Mr C
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Mr_Minotaur
13 years ago
check it out on you tube..hahahahahhahahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
You guys are hilarious. Especially you DGT, I am sure your pussy is very pretty just like your itty bitties, dimples and the rest of you.Liking the response about confidence. Confidence is always sexy. Knowing who you are and how to work what you've got makes all the difference. I like mine best when it is freshly manicured and just a little bit wet. Feels like silk.Did I mention you guys crack me up?xx SalinaPS, a little quote about 5 star ratings from wikipedia"Food services, entertainment, view, room variations such as size and additional amenities, spas and fitness centers, ease of access and location may be considered in establishing a standard"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well Meeka, 5 star ouchies aren't a bad thing when making a booking. A nice full room is always more fun than throwing a pencil down the hallway don't you think ? ;) some rooms can be deceiving though.....like the tardis, looks small from the outside, but fucking HUGE once you walk through the door!!!!! These ones then move to a different rating system.....five fingers instead of stars...otherwise known as the fistal scale ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Smaller rooms can also be rated with this system , but the room does take longer to prepare! Soundproofing is also necessary ,as is scotch guarding against leaks n spills .
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RHP User
13 years ago
The fistal scale you say DGT.. Well I think I would like to be rated on that system. How do I go about it? I do believe that 4 fingers has been achieved without a lot of bother... four fingers and thumb well that required a little work. I called the plumbers in to ensure that the water pressure was just right. But I so would like to advance to the full fist, I think it will require some TLC and a lot of preparation and work but I am sure the fabulous feedback form will make it all worthwhile. xxMeeka
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...to read "How many tequila shooters do you need before it doesn't matter" would be easier to answer. | I'd say 12...but only with a Corona back and a twist of lemon. ........may just about make them look better.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Smaller rooms can also be rated with this system , but the room does take longer to prepare! Soundproofing is also necessary ,as is scotch guarding against leaks n spills . I will leave that rating for you! Cause your worth it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
... valet parking, Personalized greeting, Minibar, Bath robe, Internet access, 24 Hour room service.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just like you ladies and mans penises, some like them some dont some like long thin, some like short fat, some like just huge it all depends on the person, I do find them all lovely controary to disbelief by some (vaginas)But many would agree, there are fans, bars, trimed, shaved, waxed, and scraggy daddy where a mechette must be used to get any where near there - the latter your stars start to shoot (drop off)Spidders legs is also a star shooter, but only in my eyes, there may be some that like it, but id say the majority dontIf she is well presented, manicured, trimed, waxed then I (probably others) see you care about her, so she is surely going to be a lovely meal definetly a good appertiser and 99.9% Sje will be cleanPersonaly i do like a small trimed fan say about the size of a 3rd or half a credit card coming down to a point just above the cliterous (like a little V). It sort of says guys follow my landing pad and you will find Eaden, that is just me but love them all just not keen on the dental floss type and getting poked in the eye, bit annoying. Think about it if i was to sit there and keep poking you in the eye how long would you take it for before enough is enough, so if you only want a quick hello nice to meet you see you later my mate will do the rest of the talking (penis) then let her become the jungle out there.I like to think of them as a birdofparadise flower i will try and post a picture of one, well here is a link, so maybe you can see the beauty in this link as i see the beauty between your legs. Now think of being a humming bird, Are you going to fly by and give it a miss? http://listphobia.com/wp-content/uploads/110109_1702_10MostBeaut3.jpg
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RHP User
13 years ago
Forgot spellcheck as was spellbound in thought!
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Chillymofo
13 years ago
A tongue...preferably mine haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mens taste vary greatly so one mans 5 star is another mans 1 star. All pussies are 5 star ladies so be proud and get them out for everyone to enjoy ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now I'm not an overly huge fan of vaginas generally (though clearly I'm partial to mine), but I reckon the question is really two fold. Firstly, what makes a pussy in its own right aesthetically pleasing and secondly what makes a pussy enjoyable?The first part in my mind is about the perception of 'perfection'...proportionate labia, good colouring, neat and tidy, no obvious signs of trauma (that rules mine out; never the same after childbirth and stitches ouchy).The second part is really about what makes the men/women folk want to devour it regardless of the first part...to my thinking that's about the woman its attached to and her general sex appeal, her eyes, the way she shows her sexuality through her brain, not her vagina. I think that get this part right and it doesn't really matter what your pussy is like (provided its clean).But I don't eat them often so what do I know
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RHP User
13 years ago
...after all, I did look on robbreport.com and if there is a 5 star anything you'll find it there. | Quoting 'InAdditionTo'Not so much the pussy but what its attached to... | There is, however something to be said for one that's special. You know the kind, when you can slip a $1 coin in there and it's a tidy fit...then it give you back five 20¢ coins? | The closest thing I saw on that site was a Pagani Huayra...but at $1.6 million, I think I'll just save my change.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love the word cunt,it sounds exactly how it is,juicey,dark,wetness,a small cave.Chaucer used cunt,it is a very old word,in ancient Norse kunta.Unfortunately now it also means a mean or stupid person. Vagina,vulva,are also lovely words,but who in their right mind thought the euphemism pussy was ever a good idea? Pat the Cat probably.Pussy is als sooo outdated in the age of vajazzling,brazillians,waxing to the maxing. So lets all celebrate the lovely cunt,a haven for a lovely cock , a repository for jism, and somewhere to hold a good licker. x hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
im more of a 1 or 2 star vagina like camping... a bit bushy, get your own fire started, might be a bit wet and you have to park your own car only good for the roughed outdoor types Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Aussie_beef' Mens taste vary greatly so one mans 5 star is another mans 1 star. All pussies are 5 star ladies so be proud and get them out for everyone to enjoy ;) they are all potentially 5 star.... but half the work is in presentation.... so they've just got to be hair free and smooth.....the agricultural looks not welcome here...at all....lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi Salina what is a 5 star pussy you may ask well if u tick off all these 5 boxes then that means u have a 5 star box lol Number 1 a yummy taste .Number 2 nice tidy lips .Number 3 no hair a racing strip is optional Number 4 A nice tight fit Number 5 its all about the wetness ;) Now i know everyone is diff but this is my veiw on what is a 5 star pussy ;) and anyways its def not all about the pussy when u meet a girl if u like her ;) what makes a perfect cock lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and don't be late!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Let me think.. 5 star accommodation 5 star restaurant 5 star flag A 5 star vagina ?? do you stay there, eat there ..i know , you put your pole there..
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RHP User
13 years ago
..... been a guy to go for anything less than 4 stars ......... I will go 3.5 if its the only thing in town but I have to be desperate. .Brae
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jensta
13 years ago
Five Star .... Very Pretty Vagina ... Tastes Sweet Nice & Juicy Smooth & Silky clean & fresh Tight & controlled ...... XXX
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RHP User
13 years ago
and sizes...from the palatial (where one loves to have a hand in)...to the tiny bedsitter...some cum with showers...and squeaks...and groans too...all are eat-in...each with their unique flavor...storage varies...and is not proportionate to room size...and yes, some cum with dicks attached...most contract when you are (a)breast of things...all in all, a delicious distraction...GTR
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RHP User
13 years ago
You ask the rating of a virgina, and the answer is simple. It does need to be clean and untangled, preferably with long lips and moist. But the real beauty of a sweet pussy is in the use thereof. So many woman I have screwed do not know why we men dream about sliding in and out of it. They are embarrassed or self conscieous. Many dont know why their pelvis is so flexible and withhold the greatest pleasure they can give. Many are so darn tired that they offer their pussy as a consolation prize. I have found a gorgeous one and am not letting it go.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I agree Jenstar
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RHP User
13 years ago
mmmmm, i think we are all different, but myself i prefer the larger the clit the better and large flaps, and the aroma of natural pussy,not perfume or talc,lol mmmmm 5star
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RHP User
13 years ago
Men are simple creatures and just getting near a moist pussy makes them 5 stars, but if your talking visually for mine it's an inny as oppossed too an outy.
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QLDtwo4fun
13 years ago
I agree with MrsTri "willingness and proximity". But hygiene and pleasant smell are also high in the scoring. And an orgasm or two gives young five star vagina.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...If it has a French connection.....It will probably need a Michelin rating......... : )
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'pussyposse'Sure I am biased but at 22 years young, my beautiful fiance's pussy is in tip top shape - for those of you who are paid members have a look at our Amateur Pic Set and you will agree I am sure ... the boys who commented were very complimentary :)
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DonnaBrett
13 years ago
A girl can only work with what she's been given...so from a guy's perspective (and personal taste), so long as it's hair free (tiny stripe at the most) and is clean, sweet scented & tasty...it's all good!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'Aussie_beef' Mens taste vary greatly so one mans 5 star is another mans 1 star. All pussies are 5 star ladies so be proud and get them out for everyone to enjoy ;) they are all potentially 5 star.... but half the work is in presentation.... so they've just got to be hair free and smooth.....the agricultural looks not welcome here...at all....lol. another reason to keep my pubes..... thank you Mike Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
We love ye guys, Could listen to ye all day both 5* no doubt. Should have a blog together
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RHP User
13 years ago
one must be seen,then one will know it ,taste and smell are also important
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
If god had not wanted man to partake in the stimulating eating a vagina, 5 star or otherwise, he would not have made it to look so much like an anchovy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shaved! Wet, Clean and attached to a hot lady
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blueballs212
13 years ago
cunt is indeed a superb word...sounding as it means... in German there is a lovely word, again sounding exactly as it means... "feucht" (foikt) meaning wet, moist, humid...so a "feucht cunt"...both in sound and meaning...5 Star!
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RHP User
13 years ago
A 5 star vagina is like a 5 star plate of food, Its fresh Its in front of me quickly Its visually appitising It smells delicious Most of all it tastes devine. The way to a man's heart is through his mouth:-) Most men will eat any plate of food, but a gourmet meal is always more memorable.
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onepurpose2010
13 years ago
Dear Friends, Pussy is the age old focus of males from the Ancient inhabitants of India who believed that female genitalia had magical powers (looking at our fixation on sex they got it right). After all, the womb is the giver of life! Worshipers hung symbols of the vagina over temple doors, and wore charms to fend off evil spells and disease. Stone carvings of the vagina date as far back as 35,000 B.C. The shape of the symbol was an oval with an open end, much like a more modern good luck symbol... Males in Western society who predated the pill where told in their initiations, “You do not fuck faces or kiss cunts!” Well my dear friends there has been a change... or has there? Some think that “Wam Bam thank you Mam” is dead and buried! Well “Suck and Fuck”, is a matter of... hell... I'm a cumin baby. The worshiper on the other hand, is not conflicted by the offering; but the giving! He (our lover) looks at the offering (the Jade Gate... Chinese... lots of experience) a Pussy and sees beauty... with arousal becoming him to enter the gate of jade... Human love is great... Eddy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I found this subject very interesting and have thought about what really makes a vagina reach the highest standard of quality based on the criteria used for accommodation (to follow the same hotel principle).Food services: The quality of juices and squirts should be cordon blue and have an amazing taste and consistency. The flaps need to be clean and no traces of cottage cheese remaining should be found. The viscosity and color of squirt should be clear for a 5 star vagina.Entertainment: The vagina needs to know how to have fun and be playful, which means being sexy and witty in order to achieve mental stimulation and laughs during the sexual act.View: The design depends, but usually waxed or one line up style is preferred to get 5 stars. Hairy vaginas will not make the cut as it makes it harder and annoying to perform a 5 star oral. Flaps and size need to be proportional as well as color evenly distributed with no spots or discoloration. Room variations such as size and additional amenities: The size is important if the owner can't control her vagina. Usually, even if size varies, vagina's owners can squeeze and tighten up their vaginas making the room more comfortable and pleasant for occupiers. The room size will only matter if effective control is not achieved.Spas and fitness centers: Squirting abilities and contractions are part of this category. The ability of moving and stretching in many different positions while making the vagina still accessible and able to feel pleasure is also a sign of a 5 star vagina. The vagina needs to be able to control its orgasm and have great fitness abilities to undergo sweaty exercise for at least 2 hours without water break! (very important for a 5 star vagina, 1 hour would make a 4 star only).Ease of access and location may be considered in establishing a standard: The vagina needs to be nearby and always ready for action. You should be able to locate the vagina in one message or phone call in less than 10 minutes and be able to check in 1 hour later at last.This would be the minimum for a 5 star vagina... really!! hahahahaha;)I'm willing to inspect vaginas and give them the appropriate rate.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. |First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, |Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, |Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, |Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, |Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, |Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, |Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a...|...see you next Tuesday.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Triton2012' We love ye guys, Could listen to ye all day both 5* no doubt. Should have a blog together Thanks Triton. ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Triton2012' We love ye guys, Could listen to ye all day both 5* no doubt. Should have a blog together I'm gonna give her a blogging she won't forget in a hurry and she'll be thanking me for it too no doubt.......alternatively if I get it wrong I might get a faceful of 5 * ohhhhh the punishment
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RHP User
13 years ago
We're here all week.....try the pussy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yoni not pussy is the Sanscrit word for vagina xHugs H ps ruby tuesday
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am the male of the couple and I absolutely love vaginas, I dont believe that I have ever come across an ugly one yet. I love licking, kissing and sucking them for hours. My only preference is either very well trimmed or hairless as there is nothing worse than choking on pubic hair while in the process of orally stimulating a lady to orgasm. mmmm. Any takers lol, I have been told numerous times that I am quite gifted in the cunnilingus department. mwa
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inspirit
13 years ago
l know someone who had a dragonfly tattoo done down there....must admit it looks great. Failing that you could....get the butler to:Do a purple rinse if she's gone a bit grey. Colour and new style....They say blondes have more fun.Trim it or put extensions in perhaps. Even dreadies. Straighten it if u like. Do the Aniston look or how about even a little Botox if you like
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' Yoni not pussy is the Sanscrit word for vagina xHugs H ps ruby tuesday Initially not much to the name but do like what it stands for Hesione (little bit of a minx showing through) - Devine Passage, Sacred Tunnel. Now we talking obviously you choose your words well.All the same if a lady said go down and devourer my Yoni would you, not quite the same as saying it with pussy, but hey, day - My Devine Passage now that brings a whole new meaning to it.Well done, like it
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RHP User
13 years ago
I personally think that you should just keep doing what makes you comfortable ladies, The person who coined that phrase is a 5 star twat!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Spelling, day should read Say
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loveprod
13 years ago
Where does this 5 star rating come from. Is this a new reference? I Googled "5 star Vagina", and nothing came up.Hope it's not like the hotel rating. One prerequisite for a 5 star hotel is a caverness foyer. Not really my thing.
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muncherman
13 years ago
My wife always described hers as "the ugliest thing on the face of the earth". It took me a very persistent 20 years to get her to let me go down on her. When she asked why I didn't think it was ugly I answered "I am a man". I think men and women see it totally differenty. Most men think vaginas are all 5 star.
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RHP User
13 years ago
im sorry but this thread is ridiculous...5 star vagina? who the fuck rates vaginas like that FFS...they are either good or bad... pretty or horrid...
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RHP User
13 years ago
u can't make a pretty pussy. you can take the hair off it n put a piercing in it but its the pussy thats pretty not the piercing or lack of hair. all pusses are beautiful. just in there own ways. none are better than others. just different from one another. it all comes to preference. its nothing that can be helped. if a man is really attracted to you your pussy will be a supermodel. even if it has big lips or no exposed lips. thick or thin, flared out or totally hidden. so in saying that, your attitude makes your pussy beautiful.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not much to add except the 70's have passed so manicured or shaved is the way to go... That my take on 5 star
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Thomas_Eros'im sorry but this thread is ridiculous... 5 star vagina? who the fuck rates vaginas like that FFS... they are either good or bad... pretty or horrid... dont be an arse to the lady...either answer or shut the fuck up Hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm with you ToyWithMe !! Women get insecure about everything at times thanks to your hormones and the stress to look perfect for sex appeal . Fuck me .... be happy with what you have ! If the cock fits like it should then you have a 5 star pussy ! Ever been to a motel and it states 5 Star and its not ! lol a neat and tidy clean up , sweet smelling body spray for the inner thighs right near your pussy and the perfect fitted cock and Wal La ! The 5 Star Pussy!! Quoting 'ToyWithMe'Women have enough things to fret about when it comes to being "beautiful". Let's not add anything more to the list! Beyond a little bit of personal grooming so that things are neat and tidy, I don't think a woman needs to worry about how her pussy looks.
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RHP User
13 years ago
He never gets one obviously.....always a wtf answer. Who wants to fuck a Mr. Always wearin cranky pants. Don't you people have a sense of humour and a set of developed social skills that let you join in on a bit of fun filled banter? Put some fkn pants on and step away from the keyboard :/
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RHP User
13 years ago
...maybe the man's just on a budget. We all know you don't get much for $50 any more....and what you get sure as hell ain't rated on Whotif. | What did the dumb-ass do with his first 50¢ piece...he married her.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, behold the beauty of the pussy, learn to love and embrace what you call ugly, i think your self-confidence is ugly, to me, it beautiful...xxx Quoting 'Handmaiden' They are URRRRGGLEEEEE. . There is just no getting around it folks, the female pink bits are just damned unattractive at the best of times. Cover the suckers up is the best advice I can give. Guys...bravely face them under cover of darkness. Anyone who thinks other wise has a few screws loose upstairs. Yuck, yuck yuck! . Anyone ever held a green lipped mussel up and had a good long look at it? Exactly the same as the girlie pink bits.
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RHP User
13 years ago
My first thought is every one I've ever been in has 5-star potential. My lady friend has had kids through it and is far from tight - but she is a devastatingly sexy to make love to regardless. She doesn't moan but her intakes of breath, sighs, how she moves sinuously and how she makes me feel with her kisses and caresses makes it 5 star. It is really tough with her to last any length of time. I feel like a schoolboy on his first naughty, it's so overwhelming. The fact I care for her a lot and vice-versa is part of it, without doubt. As long as they and the person attached are happy and healthy i haven't experienced one I didn't like - so far. Willing to engage in a larger sampling with any willing ladies...... M
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry Handmaiden I have to disagree , apart from cleanliness I have never found a pussy that I have thought to be ugly .
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tym2njoyfun'Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, behold the beauty of the pussy, learn to love and embrace what you call ugly, i think your self-confidence is ugly, to me, it beautiful...xxx Quoting 'Handmaiden' They are URRRRGGLEEEEE. . There is just no getting around it folks, the female pink bits are just damned unattractive at the best of times. Cover the suckers up is the best advice I can give. Guys...bravely face them under cover of darkness. Anyone who thinks other wise has a few screws loose upstairs. Yuck, yuck yuck! . Anyone ever held a green lipped mussel up and had a good long look at it? Exactly the same as the girlie pink bits. After all...I am not the one waxing all poetical about something that is a dead ringer for a green lipped mussel. Nothing at all wrong with my self confidence. Beauty sure is in the eye of the beholder...you got that right and I have absolutely NO intention of ever holdin' onto a pussy or staring one in the eye. WE are all intitled to our opinion and my opinion is that they are ugly things. . Get over it. Move on.
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MissSarahCurious
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' But I know a prized cunt when I meet one. that I fucking love you. LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
mabes sal myself,del cpl could get together and see for ourselves.hey 5 star company 5 star pussy....
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RHP User
13 years ago
A True great vagina, for me, have nothing to do with it,s look (although a well trim or waxed one looks better than a hairy one) but it has all to do with it's feeling....a relaxed, willing, open and inviting/surrendering vagina is 100% more attractive than a tense, hard, demanding vagina....For me it is anyway...Mind you I really enjoyed D_G_T description of hers....I wouldn't mind putting up with the short comings in the accommodation
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RHP User
13 years ago
Firstly smell, cant say that enough, some landscaping is nice , colour, very pink or bit of brown is nice too, tight is great but that usually comes down to muscle control ,which is great when done effectively. Nice clean cut shape and maybe thinner lips, and lastly its great if the clit is alittle more exposed than not ,when you can whack your tongue right on there and get to it, the recipient is taken to another place, sometimes very strongly ,like having your head held there when climaxing to the point where you feel like your head is going to be ripped off ha ha ha ha ,a nice one is like a dream getaway, you can spend as much time as possible there...
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nortiesecret
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri'Proximity and willingness are importantly scores on my vagina scale. MrsTri is extraordinarily astute... I can't agree more :) There can be no better way to score (excuse the pun) lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just reading this forum and yes I had to laugh so hard about handmaidens comment. I think mine is absolute lovely and clean and yummy. Hahahah, I was myself surprised, looking at it, because some one took such a nice photo from my German pussy. Hey I think it is, wow. That’s all what I have to say.
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RHP User
13 years ago
My personal perfect 5 star vagina would be Hairless Innie (small labia) Taste/smell good :) Able to get wet No puffy majora (thanks google) Able to take the majority of my package If all the boxs are not ticked it does not bother me but thats a few points on what I like
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RHP User
13 years ago
5-4-3-2-1 whatever they all are turning me on whenever i am playing with them in whatever way requested when worked on well enough the satisfaction is twofold, just like our rods its all got to be clean
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RHP User
13 years ago
i can help?haha
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RHP User
13 years ago
oh so nice pics.but where is that swimming hole in your pic.looks mad.oh very very confident kiwi boy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It is not really anything you can improve,Yes a little trim or shave does help appereance,But it is how it looks.A 5 star vagina is one that is very tidy no big(lips) hanging down or something that looks like it gets used 8 times a day,It is like a super model they are picked for magazines because they are very attractive this is similair to girls pussies,there are ugly ones and very nice ones,it should be smooth and tidy looking minimal hair not fat or hanging down even on both sides eg:lips i have been with a few girls that have had them and a few that dont,there is a big differance,And most of the time they are on small woman that have a great body but not always really i think its just an assett that they are born with,
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi if you have heard od a 5star pussy it's normaly mentioned at parties and the blokes talking about it are pissed and or useless , most morons who mention the 5 star don't go down and really inspect kiss ,lick , suck . Most of them don't even know where the clit is and think the G spot was made up by women to make them feel inadequate . So please don't pay any attention to it . Max .
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RHP User
13 years ago
HOT PINK FISHNETS!!!! Lol. Now that's 5 star ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
i sleep next to one every night.....but then, shes 5 star all over.....lol.
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