M55
Anything and everything!
January 24 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
No, I really did... started off with alot of kissing, actually no, started with those 'looks' at my parents house and then a few exchanged in the car accompanied by a hand brushing subtly up my thigh whilst driving (kids in the car...) then we got home kids distracted in their rooms with ipads and books and such, the kissing and groping began, escalated once in the bedroom jumped into a 69, my nipples being firmly tweaked, but the god damn fan was going and my hair kept blowing in my face and the saliva kept drying too quickly on his cock (damn fan!!!) so I gave up and just grinded onto his face. Sat upright facing each other going hell for leather on his cock... mmm back to oral, me giving this time, then swapped again, then me on top, nipples in his mouth, then onto missionary slowly building pace, faster and faster until he falls in a gasping heap onto my breathless and equally gasping body (There's a reason god gave men elbows!!) then off to lala land. So, what you been up to lately Manly?
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RHP User
12 years ago
see the new SBS series on Sex and Death,Wednesday night at 9.30.?My favourite bit was the 500 year old clam.How long would you like to live for,and is this where the expression,''happy as a clam'originated Imagine lying in all that mud for 5 centuries,oh well good for the complexion I suppose.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll be in Sydney for 'straya' day, Brisbane on Sunday night....looking forward to the meetings I've got planned for platonic exchanges.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was so funny had a good laugh when I stood up.... Don't know how it happened but my shirt ripped and had a torn down the front.... Must have been the excitment of our conversation???? I must add....what a wonderful person and great day.. It was great, as the person was exactly their pics in profile and exactly what I had in my head of them and more.. I've certainly made a new friend....and going to meet them again in the near future.. A great outcome of meet and great!!! PS- What a great Forum Topic Mr.Manly :-) :-:-) Saskia72...WOW!! Freya...no I didn't- went looking for on IQ and couldn't find. Sounds very Interesting...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bring on the SHAGGY!!! yeah baby..- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Im off wedding dress shopping today.. ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
bells superduper one...????
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes I did see that program. Is that series or was it only the one show? I found it very interesting. :D
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not for this SUPERDUPER SILVERFOX..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
In order to afford an extension to my house I began to moonlight as a pole dancer at The Blue Oyster. A cardboard and sticky tape shortage had forced building prices through the roof. My inner thighs endured horrendous bruising but at least the party whistles and baby oil were tax deductible. Eventually I earned the adulation of club goers with my adventurous moves and creative choreographing, with word spreading of a man who was setting fire to the pole dancing scene. I became known as The Polesmoker.
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
who wants a coffee...tea....wine, red or white?
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
Tea please...white and none! Could you throw in a couple of Teddy Bear biscuits in too please? xFunlovingx
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
I had a strange but happy dream last night! I dreamt of thousands and thousands of fireworks..but the fireworks were in Space and could be seen with the naked eye from down here! The colours were so vibrant and gorgeous! Then as the fireworks were dying down I saw hundreds of Firefighter Jets that were doing aerial tricks and were flying one after another and letting off more fireworks. Then I saw men parachuting out of the jets in really colourful parachutes and everyone was happy! . To whoever read this...that is 2 minutes you will never get back! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Talking of clams im off fishing sunday, anyone want to come along?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I had a strange but happy dream last night! I dreamt of thousands and thousands of fireworks..but the fireworks were in Space and could be seen with the naked eye from down here! The colours were so vibrant and gorgeous! Then as the fireworks were dying down I saw hundreds of Firefighter Jets that were doing aerial tricks and were flying one after another and letting off more fireworks. Then I saw men parachuting out of the jets in really colourful parachutes and everyone was happy! . To whoever read this...that is 2 minutes you will never get back! xFunlovingx I hardly ever dream but last night I dreamt one of the bar-bell piercings on my nipple disappeared inside my boob and I was trying to wiggle it out like when you are trying to get elastic that has come undone out of a waistband......what a nightmare !
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' . To whoever read this...that is 2 minutes you will never get back! xFunlovingxI must have a huge IQ, it only took me 30 seconds to read that. Then again I am reading the hunger games right now and I am wondering am i the only person that thinks young women running around the forest shooting people with arrows is hot?. I think my IQ just shifted to my pants!!
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
Quoting 'keentoflirt' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' . To whoever read this...that is 2 minutes you will never get back! xFunlovingxI must have a huge IQ, it only took me 30 seconds to read that. Then again I am reading the hunger games right now and I am wondering am i the only person that thinks young women running around the forest shooting people with arrows is hot?. I think my IQ just shifted to my pants!! I am just thinking how hot it would be to run my tongue from your belly button to whereever your hair track leads...that would be Southbound of course! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Got chatted up last night by a guy who reminded me waaaay to much of Raj from The Big Bang theory.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just had my hair coloured a dark red for tonights shenanigans and it cost me twice as much as I expected because I didn't ask the price first. That was the most expensive semi permanent colour I have ever had!! Dontcha hate that!!!! (⊙＿⊙)- Posted from rhpmobile
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am just thinking how hot it would be to run my tongue from your belly button to whereever your hair track leads...that would be Southbound of course! xFunlovingx I am thinking I would like to accept your offer. Ms Devious, didnt the fact that he was chatting you up give you a hint that it wasnt Raj.
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Dontcha hate that!!!! (⊙＿⊙)Yeah I do Meeka, happens to us blokes all the time
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'keentoflirt' Ms Devious, didnt the fact that he was chatting you up give you a hint that it wasnt Raj.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sea bound tonight,going sailing on sydney harbour on a tall ship,open bar for three hours,look out tall ship bar,jsk is boarding,cast away matey jsk
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RHP User
12 years ago
two more to go.....doing a happy dance me
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
I am horny as anything...nothing my hand or vibrator can get rid off! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lmao that's gold!!!! Kitty on a hot tin roof eh?? I'm in need of a massage too....haven't had one in 30 years lol
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am horny as anything...nothing my hand or vibrator can get rid off! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xFunlovingxIts a pleasure
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RHP User
12 years ago
...how do I know what to make fun off???
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
OK, this one seems to be dying. Anyone mowed their lawn today?.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can't wait to see your hair Meeka! Am I too old for a black tule skirt? Am thinking its too hot for PVC!!! God it's fun to play dressups!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol! Bubbly tastes so much better when licked from your leg ... just sayin ... ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You're 39, not 79 i don't think you're too old for anything.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Saskia72' No, I really did... started off with alot of kissing, actually no, started with those 'looks' at my parents house and then a few exchanged in the car accompanied by a hand brushing subtly up my thigh whilst driving (kids in the car...) then we got home kids distracted in their rooms with ipads and books and such, the kissing and groping began, escalated once in the bedroom jumped into a 69, my nipples being firmly tweaked, but the god damn fan was going and my hair kept blowing in my face and the saliva kept drying too quickly on his cock (damn fan!!!) so I gave up and just grinded onto his face. Sat upright facing each other going hell for leather on his cock... mmm back to oral, me giving this time, then swapped again, then me on top, nipples in his mouth, then onto missionary slowly building pace, faster and faster until he falls in a gasping heap onto my breathless and equally gasping body (There's a reason god gave men elbows!!) then off to lala land. So, what you been up to lately Manly? Sounds like your night was much more fun than mine! I haven't been doing much more than working and sleeping lately - certainly not getting laid! Oh, well....if not today, then tomorrow...or the next day...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' ...how do I know what to make fun off??? pick a post or two, and go nuts...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Its election time here in WA - (in March) and a very very very important politician (depending on your views) is to come a visiting us all next Tuesday - with a big check in hand - yep we get funded by whoever is in power Media Advisors have just been in on behalf of this said politician today and all of Senior Management (which includes myself) were called together - the advisors were there to inform of us of how the day will proceed - with media coverage etc ....its all very nice We were then informed by one of the advisors - a female, that all staff present that day to be in clean scrubs (hope no one dies 28 minutes prior to meeting the Pollie - how inconvenientt ), to lose out protective footwear and to wear other closed in shoes, for all female staff to wear their hair back (if long) and that the female staff were encouraged to wear makeup that day....male staff were told to wear hair back if long also and also could they lose the 3 day growth and please shave..................and all obvious tattooes to be hidden and all personnel to be presentable . Seriously - in this day and age..................SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankyou for letting me rant
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' Lol! Bubbly tastes so much better when licked from your leg ... just sayin ... ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile Thanks for the pic, by the way...hot pins!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am horny as anything...nothing my hand or vibrator can get rid off! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xFunlovingx Cheesecake!!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well, super weather in brissy, took the opportunity to be more childish this year and whilst going to the laundry (YES! crap day for that too) saw the old hill hoist calling my name.. after placing a load on (washing that is you diiiirrrrrrttyyy little minds) ran and jumped on the hills hoist to swing about, about 2 seconds in when swing my legs up I lost my grip and arse in the dirt..Had to throw what I saw wearing in the washer as well.... and make the naked walk back upstairs to the house..
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RHP User
12 years ago
you and that washin' machine sure have a thing going on,and now you two are swinging with Mrs.Hills.How much kinkier can this get
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
how peaceful is it in the sandpit right now ....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' you and that washin' machine sure have a thing going on,and now you two are swinging with Mrs.Hills.How much kinkier can this get I really do wonder about you Just putting words in my mouth aint u?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm trying to revive two sun-scorched fuschias. Any tips? :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' how peaceful is it in the sandpit right now .... No complaints about off-topic posts, 'cos there ain't any in this thread.I think I'm quite clever..
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RHP User
12 years ago
So today one of the office girls I play around with (No, not that way unfortunately) was coming in early so just to be a shit head my boss and I filled her entire office with office chairs, you couldent fucking move at all in there. Then, before she saw it she had an argument with my boss. So I felt bad and helped her remove them, into some one elses office. Then we both laughed when he rocked up and just climed over them and sat in his chair and started work with all these chairs cluttering his office. Oh and I've gone off porn and masterbating, crazy hey, I have not looked at porn in over a month and have not had an orgasm since last friday. I'm just over wanking. Don't want to be a wanker any more. I have succeded in learning how to turn off my sexuality. Now I'm turning my wife down for sex and she hates it. Oh well, you get that. Oh OH and I got a silver lining the other day.When a nail appeared in the rear tire of my sports bike I found a guy that not only fixed it for free, but gave me some good riding advice, picked up something that needs to be fixed on my bike, and gave me a lesson on how to do a burn out properly!!!! Oh OH, and Im still a RHP virgin, no really I am, who would have thought!!!?? Oh OH and, arr fuck it Im done.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'jsk6767' I'm sea bound tonight,going sailing on sydney harbour on a tall ship,open bar for three hours,look out tall ship bar,jsk is boarding,cast away matey jsk It is a shame that I will miss the chance for you to toss a couple of cans from that big ships bar, to my little ships bar. I am all but ready to strap my 6 horse power Johnson (it's a beauty) to a 30 foot timber ex navy work-boat, (She's a beauty). The old Fordson diesel motor is fucked.Waiting for a calm sea, we (me and me boat) are heading out from the harbor, through the heads and up the coast to Broken Bay, then ride the tide in, to the Upper Hawkesbury, ...That's the plan, (it's a beauty).I will let the coast guard know for if there is an onshore wind blowen, hurry when I call them. If she's blowen off shore, they can take their time.Ha, It would have been exciting to catch a ride off your bow wave.I reckon a Flatty drift past Lion Island will do well. Or possibly off the East coast of New Zealand.Have a good hardy night jskMado OP
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
I must say I love your Manly chest you are showing off this evening
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RHP User
12 years ago
Met a guy on here, had great sex... I must be good in bed he's asking for more lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
Nothing like getting on cam for a room full of people and playing with yourself with audio on!! HOT!! The itch has been scratched...FOR NOW! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' I must say I love your Manly chest you are showing off this evening YUM YUMM *doing The Vixen's mating wail*SUPERFOX
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RHP User
12 years ago
why cant all microwaves be created equal ?i mean what is it with 750 watts and 800 watts and whatever other watts....just nuke the freakin food and do it quicker than my lunch break lastswhy do you have to be mindful of how many minutes to set it for....havent we got that technology sorted yet ????well ?? why not ?? whos working on that then ??coffee takes 1:30 to be perfect temp in my kitchen nuke stationmake same coffee at work and its chaos and burnt milk everywhere, dribbling murky brown skin all over the office floor en-route to the sink.....seriously its enough to make a girl drink champagne at her desk
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RHP User
12 years ago
secrets,Mrs.secrets is HAWT
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madotara69
12 years ago
It is a clever thought ManlyTyping something with two fingers & a thumb, while looking for all the letters on the key board, trying to write like having a conversation is pretty fucken difficult. ha haSpeaking comes feelings, expression, body language, and all the jass for people to understand the meanings to words. Without all that, those words can be taken a few ways.But I am learning.Here is something.A man has taken ownership of a TavernHe calls a local sign writer to paint the new name for his TavernIt is to be called The Pig And WhistleThe sign writer calls out when he finishedThe owner Looks up at the sign, he isn't happyThe sign writer asks what is wrongThe owner said, there is to much of a gap between Pig and and, and and, and whistle.Thanks ManlyMadommm, u r quite clever Mr Manly Chesty McHardon (i absolutely love your last name - is it for real?)OICURAQT, URA6ULDV8.Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' I'm sea bound tonight,going sailing on sydney harbour on a tall ship,open bar for three hours,look out tall ship bar,jsk is boarding,cast away matey jsk It is a shame that I will miss the chance for you to toss a couple of cans from that big ships bar, to my little ships bar. I am all but ready to strap my 6 horse power Johnson (it's a beauty) to a 30 foot timber ex navy work-boat, (She's a beauty). The old Fordson diesel motor is fucked.Waiting for a calm sea, we (me and me boat) are heading out from the harbor, through the heads and up the coast to Broken Bay, then ride the tide in, to the Upper Hawkesbury, ...That's the plan, (it's a beauty).I will let the coast guard know for if there is an onshore wind blowen, hurry when I call them. If she's blowen off shore, they can take their time.Ha, It would have been exciting to catch a ride off your bow wave.I reckon a Flatty drift past Lion Island will do well. Or possibly off the East coast of New Zealand.Have a good hardy night jskMado OP Fcuk me Mado,a 6 horse power on a 30 footer,your fcuking crazy but hey guess what so am i,please,please PM me and invite me aboard,i'll make a great vice admiral,and i couldn't give a shit where we end up,as long as i'm back for work on tuesday and we've got a case of Carlton draught to sip on i'm frigging ready to go.A flatty drift sounds fcuking excellant,and i found out tonight that i can steer a 89 feet tall ship so da 6 horse power johnson shouldn't be a problem for when you need to reel in those huge lizards we plan to catch off Lion island,your loyal,unwavering and some what half wit second lieutenant,jamie.Oh god please let Captin Mado give me da chance to prove my worthiness aboard his splendid most excellant battleship the,the fcuk i don't even know her name,i know hows about she's a beauty,sounds good to me admiral Mado,what do you think.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can see Freya, Saskia, Superfox,Mado, Missbowpeek, lil_bit, Shinasbabe are all online at 2.40am. What are you all doing? Are you in the chat rooms? My feet are killing me!! Good night at HellFire tonight and some amazingly hot people. Great place to people watch. :) Good night all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love hot firm young man tonight. Want two hard men to take me mmm
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was deep in my beauty sleep at 2.40am. I think my iPhone tells lies about me :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think I might have forgotten to close out again as I woke up on the couch at midnight, freaked out, woke up hubby on other couch, brushed my teeth, herded a mob of teenagers off their iphones and back to their rooms/tent (friend sleepovers for kids) went to bed. Sadly, no naughtiness going on here.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wow, great, plenty of eye candy for all the mums there. Didn't know which way to look. Thinking later on, would it have been wrong to write a note 'Call for hot threesome 04.......' and discreetly press it into the hands of some of those hot bods on getting autographs for kids? Lol. Probably wouldn't work anyway, the mister is a diehard Richmond fan, would probably end up getting performance anxiety, or piss me off by chatting all things footy over a spitroast...
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RHP User
12 years ago
a 6 pk like Manly and a huge IQ in instead of a 9" cock please. My deep well submersible pump has shit itself ......again. FUKEN!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've had to turn down an offer of naked fun tonight with a sexy couple because of the dregs of a stupid cold, plus I've been on antibiotics which it seems has resulted in a case of the dreaded 'T' word. Off to the chemist I go....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm having the BEST ORGASMS EVER right now......shame I'm alone when they happen!
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Nothing like getting on cam for a room full of people and playing with yourself with audio on!! HOT!! The itch has been scratched...FOR NOW! xFunlovingxWhere was my invite???
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VillainNVixen
12 years ago
Quoting 'lil_bit_angelic'I was deep in my beauty sleep at 2.40am. I think my iPhone tells lies about me :) Your Iphone may lie but I think the beauty sleep has worked a treat
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RHP User
12 years ago
?????
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RHP User
12 years ago
i was definatly snoring at 240 am.........possibly having noorty thoughts about RHPers...but def not online activelydoes it matter if you just shut down and not log off maybe ???
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RHP User
12 years ago
why do boy dogs lift their leg when they wee ?their willie is not mounted sideways.what happens if they wee with all 4 legs on the ground ? does anyone know ?are they just overcompensating.......to impress the girl dogs ???"mines sooo big I have to lift my leg to use it"do you think that works on the girl dogs ??and whats with scratching the ground afterwards ?? .the wee is on the tree ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow11' In order to afford an extension to my house I began to moonlight as a pole dancer at The Blue Oyster. A cardboard and sticky tape shortage had forced building prices through the roof. My inner thighs endured horrendous bruising but at least the party whistles and baby oil were tax deductible. Eventually I earned the adulation of club goers with my adventurous moves and creative choreographing, with word spreading of a man who was setting fire to the pole dancing scene. I became known as The Polesmoker. Pole dancing , god I wanted to poke my eyes out I am in shock right now, the horror will just not get out of my brain
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RHP User
12 years ago
found the ladyboy thread. While I am here, can I ask the blokes, could you, would you fuck a ladyboy? What about have a sincere relationship and perhaps marry? Whilst indulging in foreplay with a ladyboy, would you suck or play with their cock as part of the package? In doing this, would you still define yourself as a 'straight hot blooded male'? Just curious. Thanks in advance.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I went to the pub last night, after an art exihbition that I had some paintings in I sold one so far I then seduced a guy who was at the pub. I also pissed of a few younger women who were after him like sharks in a gold fish bowel one walked up to me while we were talking, she knew this guy and said anyway how old are yOU! I just smiled He said latter, I do not know how you got me from just chilling with my mates to in your bed so quickly lol Then I took of his beer goggles. can someone call an ambulance for him he is in a curled up position sucking his thumb and calling for his mummy nahhh we had so much fun and he had wobbley boots on when he left , I went to beach and walk and shopping and now to Ausie day with friends life is good for an old tart shinnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa yes i do find em in Mandurah the land of the red hot fifo
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xFunlovingx
12 years ago
Quoting 'Saskia72'Wow, great, plenty of eye candy for all the mums there. Didn't know which way to look. Thinking later on, would it have been wrong to write a note 'Call for hot threesome 04.......' and discreetly press it into the hands of some of those hot bods on getting autographs for kids? Lol. Probably wouldn't work anyway, the mister is a diehard Richmond fan, would probably end up getting performance anxiety, or piss me off by chatting all things footy over a spitroast... Naww how angry does your hubby get every year when you lose to Carlton in Round 1???? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
12 years ago
...about my fingernails as I have been told often that women look at a man's hands for clues as to who he may be as well as an indication of other less obvious attributes.Makes me wonder if I shouldn't spend an equal amount of time and put in a bit of effort on my feet unless the ladies really don't notice those 1000 count sheet being shredded when I thrash about and forgive the odd out minor laceration...really ladies, do you care or have I endured the childish whimpering of a few little babies when I pour iodine on the superficial wounds at my own expense? I am First Aid certified...maybe the tourniquet was a bit of an overkill, my apologies.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Going through the emotional wringer with family stuff lately. Then having the man who's been evasive call you at 1.30am while he's on night shift, just to talk to you because he knows you can't turn your brain off and sleep. That made my night. Now off to enjoy the day with friends with the promise of another late night call. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Funloving, I'm a St Kilda supporter, so as far as I am concerned I put myself waaaay out there for everyone yesterday, spending four and a half hours!!! taking them down and getting into the spirit of things, but once the guys came out it was drool city, so I suppose it was worth it... Had my eye on one guy in particular and got to chat with him briefly, was lovely. Found a neighbour there who was equally as stunned at all the hot bods as I was... we had alot of fun. I keep being told by the hubby the sleeping tiger is about to awaken with an almighty roar... I'm a Kiwi, he's an Aussie, you should see us with the International Rugby Comps... But we're both rootrats so can't really see the value in sex denial so all's well.
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RHP User
12 years ago
do you reckon satan has an orgasm every time he gets a soul ???
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' I'm sea bound tonight,going sailing on sydney harbour on a tall ship,open bar for three hours,look out tall ship bar,jsk is boarding,cast away matey jsk It is a shame that I will miss the chance for you to toss a couple of cans from that big ships bar, to my little ships bar. I am all but ready to strap my 6 horse power Johnson (it's a beauty) to a 30 foot timber ex navy work-boat, (She's a beauty). The old Fordson diesel motor is fucked.Waiting for a calm sea, we (me and me boat) are heading out from the harbor, through the heads and up the coast to Broken Bay, then ride the tide in, to the Upper Hawkesbury, ...That's the plan, (it's a beauty).I will let the coast guard know for if there is an onshore wind blowen, hurry when I call them. If she's blowen off shore, they can take their time.Ha, It would have been exciting to catch a ride off your bow wave.I reckon a Flatty drift past Lion Island will do well. Or possibly off the East coast of New Zealand.Have a good hardy night jskMado OP Fcuk me Mado,a 6 horse power on a 30 footer,your fcuking crazy but hey guess what so am i,please,please PM me and invite me aboard,i'll make a great vice admiral,and i couldn't give a shit where we end up,as long as i'm back for work on tuesday and we've got a case of Carlton draught to sip on i'm frigging ready to go.A flatty drift sounds fcuking excellant,and i found out tonight that i can steer a 89 feet tall ship so da 6 horse power johnson shouldn't be a problem for when you need to reel in those huge lizards we plan to catch off Lion island,your loyal,unwavering and some what half wit second lieutenant,jamie.Oh god please let Captin Mado give me da chance to prove my worthiness aboard his splendid most excellant battleship the,the fcuk i don't even know her name,i know hows about she's a beauty,sounds good to me admiral Mado,what do you think. I think you would definitely be a half wit to want the deck on this voyage, But you have the courage of a salty old sea hag. There is rules, at all times one hand must be holding a tinny, if you see a Mermaid, don't tell me, I can't stand the bitch.Oh, one other thing that is worth knowing. jsk, have you ever been out to sea?Steering that tall ship while she was tied up to the wharf last night, does not count for sea time, or the sea sick bit. Best to get some (Quells) anyhow.I will toss out a message in a bottle jskRemind me before we point the bow into that 9m swell, with a 3m sea. We should let SuperFox Know of the general whereabouts we are going to be somewhere in.We can give it an hour or so, then we should *wail* out to be rescued. How often do you reckon there's a chance to get rescued like this.It is the only reason I would do a stunt at 98% chance of a painful death.Anyway you're in MateyMado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...about my fingernails as I have been told often that women look at a man's hands for clues as to who he may be as well as an indication of other less obvious attributes.Makes me wonder if I shouldn't spend an equal amount of time and put in a bit of effort on my feet unless the ladies really don't notice those 1000 count sheet being shredded when I thrash about and forgive the odd out minor laceration...really ladies, do you care or have I endured the childish whimpering of a few little babies when I pour iodine on the superficial wounds at my own expense? I am First Aid certified...maybe the tourniquet was a bit of an overkill, my apologies. For me at least anyway, I do look at a Man's hands, they say so much... dirt in fingernails deal breaker (I know I am so shallow)Yes, DLD the feet count as well... :)You could use the tourniquet for other things perhaps...
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RHP User
12 years ago
life is good for an old tart shinnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa yes i do find em in Mandurah the land of the red hot fifo Shinnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waving back at ya And yeah out of all the beaches in all the world,guess who walks onto mine today.......new wife in tow SERIOUSLY ??- FFS how long is the WA Coastline ?...ggrrr Do they have beaches in Iceland ???????????????? And BTW this is why I dont go to the pub with ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean how can I compete ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' It is a clever thought ManlyTyping something with two fingers & a thumb, while looking for all the letters on the key board, trying to write like having a conversation is pretty fucken difficult. ha haSpeaking comes feelings, expression, body language, and all the jass for people to understand the meanings to words. Without all that, those words can be taken a few ways.But I am learning.Here is something.A man has taken ownership of a TavernHe calls a local sign writer to paint the new name for his TavernIt is to be called The Pig And WhistleThe sign writer calls out when he finishedThe owner Looks up at the sign, he isn't happyThe sign writer asks what is wrongThe owner said, there is to much of a gap between Pig and and, and and, and whistle.Thanks ManlyMadommm, u r quite clever Mr Manly Chesty McHardon (i absolutely love your last name - is it for real?)OICURAQT, URA6ULDV8.Tara xx Clever is using the word "and" 5 times in a row in a single sentence And Tara, my McHardon is as real as it gets..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Finally a song I voted for comes up in the top 20 of the Triple J Hottest 100.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Turtles and Purple Monkey Dishwashers.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
What a disappointing and boring Hottest 100. Triple J just isn't what it used to be. Guess I'm getting old *sigh*
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RHP User
12 years ago
...some men wear silk ties and a proper matching handkerchief in their pocket? Quoting 'OneEmerald' You could use the tourniquet for other things perhaps... Resuscitation isn't always text book...sometimes, just for the fun of it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'jsk6767' I'm sea bound tonight,going sailing on sydney harbour on a tall ship,open bar for three hours,look out tall ship bar,jsk is boarding,cast away matey jsk It is a shame that I will miss the chance for you to toss a couple of cans from that big ships bar, to my little ships bar. I am all but ready to strap my 6 horse power Johnson (it's a beauty) to a 30 foot timber ex navy work-boat, (She's a beauty). The old Fordson diesel motor is fucked.Waiting for a calm sea, we (me and me boat) are heading out from the harbor, through the heads and up the coast to Broken Bay, then ride the tide in, to the Upper Hawkesbury, ...That's the plan, (it's a beauty).I will let the coast guard know for if there is an onshore wind blowen, hurry when I call them. If she's blowen off shore, they can take their time.Ha, It would have been exciting to catch a ride off your bow wave.I reckon a Flatty drift past Lion Island will do well. Or possibly off the East coast of New Zealand.Have a good hardy night jskMado OP Fcuk me Mado,a 6 horse power on a 30 footer,your fcuking crazy but hey guess what so am i,please,please PM me and invite me aboard,i'll make a great vice admiral,and i couldn't give a shit where we end up,as long as i'm back for work on tuesday and we've got a case of Carlton draught to sip on i'm frigging ready to go.A flatty drift sounds fcuking excellant,and i found out tonight that i can steer a 89 feet tall ship so da 6 horse power johnson shouldn't be a problem for when you need to reel in those huge lizards we plan to catch off Lion island,your loyal,unwavering and some what half wit second lieutenant,jamie.Oh god please let Captin Mado give me da chance to prove my worthiness aboard his splendid most excellant battleship the,the fcuk i don't even know her name,i know hows about she's a beauty,sounds good to me admiral Mado,what do you think. I think you would definitely be a half wit to want the deck on this voyage, But you have the courage of a salty old sea hag. There is rules, at all times one hand must be holding a tinny, if you see a Mermaid, don't tell me, I can't stand the bitch.Oh, one other thing that is worth knowing. jsk, have you ever been out to sea?Steering that tall ship while she was tied up to the wharf last night, does not count for sea time, or the sea sick bit. Best to get some (Quells) anyhow.I will toss out a message in a bottle jskRemind me before we point the bow into that 9m swell, with a 3m sea. We should let SuperFox Know of the general whereabouts we are going to be somewhere in.We can give it an hour or so, then we should *wail* out to be rescued. How often do you reckon there's a chance to get rescued like this.It is the only reason I would do a stunt at 98% chance of a painful death.Anyway you're in MateyMado Am PMSL for the last 25 mins since i read your reply Admiral Mado,first of all the rules NO1 couldn't agree more but we'll have to discuss which brand we'll be holding onto before we set sail,NO2 i'll latch any mermaid i come across to the bow so i can have my way with her when we make land fall.Now about my tall ship experience,while there was no 9m swell running there was numerous islands and reefs to navigate around and yes we were actually out in da deep blue not tied up at said wharf lol.Will stock up on the Quells in copious amounts as last time i was outside it was only a 5m swell running and i think i went through 3 or 4 regurgitation bags in da time it took to get from the gong to sydney harbour lol.Will definately let superfox know our location,can just picture her now being winched down from da westpac chopper and coming to our rescue,hopefully fully naked lol.Now since OUR stunt has a 98% chance of epic failure why don't we set our sights onto something more attainable like a leisurely jaunt around middle harbour, fcuk we could even stop off at Nielson park for a cappuccino or a latte lol,well whats your thoughts and/or ideas on above mentioned journey Admiral Mado any feed back would be warmly accepted and respected,your recently demoted Vice Admiral to first mate jamie.PS am still sitting here PMSL you very funny Bhahahahahahahahaha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey hun I can't let you wonder that all your days so.. If male Dogs wee with 4 legs on the ground .Well it depends if they're attatched or just laying around ha!ha! Oh! I couldn't help it my Warped SOH.. Actually some male dogs don't cock their legs they keep their paws on the ground but tend to squat like Bitches then.Cocking their leg allows their urine to spray further marking their Territory .. When they scratch the ground after Well nobody said Dogs were smart in everything they do he!he! Females would to spread their urine further since they wee in 1 spot When you see a Dog sliding his butt along the ground it's more likely his anal gland needs clearing it gives off an odour dogs sniff when they say Hi! to another . To clear it Hold your dog steady with 1 Hand then place your other outside his anus push your finger gently into the Anus Just inside is the gland Bend your finger tip and apply a little pressure . .It only takes a minute and saves you Paying heaps for the Vet to do it..Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I can see Freya, Saskia, Superfox,Mado, Missbowpeek, lil_bit, Shinasbabe are all online at 2.40am. What are you all doing? Are you in the chat rooms? My feet are killing me!! Good night at HellFire tonight and some amazingly hot people. Great place to people watch. :) Good night all. I think because we have downloaded the APP to our mobiles??
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Hun Yes that's a real Bummer! I'm going through the same thing. I missed out on some Sexy Hot fun for the same reason Haaaaaaaaaa! I appreciate My Sexy Guys are very considerate and understanding when it happens makes them even more appealing to me mmm:) I hope we're both getting all Hot N Sweaty in a fun way very soon .Enjoy Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey hun :) My advice is to either ring your local Nursery or go online troubleshoot your issue . There's plenty of great gardening tips to be found Online . It seems they may have to be moved if they survive this Summer Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
After Wedding dress shopping today...I thanked my best friend for giving me the re-assurance helping me make a decision...ANYTHING TO DO WITH WEDDINGS IS NOT FOR ME...
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RHP User
12 years ago
After wedding dress shopping..ANYTHING TO DO WITH A WEDDINGS/MARRIAGE/BEING IN LOVE ETC.. IS NOT FOR ME............
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RHP User
12 years ago
Friday night out with the girls as per usual...love those ladies, we always have such a good time. My friend was drinking red wine when this guy brushed past her spilling her red wine all down the front of my new top. I headed off to the ladies to try and fix the damage pushing my way through the crowd. This gorgeous man that I had been eyeing off from the dance floor stepped in front of me and blocked my way then proceeded to lick the red wine from my cleavage. ooohhh what a turn on! Ended up dirty dancing for the next 2 hours. OMG it was so raunchy and hot. So glad there are super sexy sensual and confident men around. What a wonderful world we live in... Wine stains are now permanent as they soaked in with the the generated body heat. Hmmmm...still smiling SFxx
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madotara69
12 years ago
WTF could be exciting, or even slightly dangerous about sitting at a coffee table. Unless Late is another 1oftzfckn things that means Logistical Alternate Tacking Equation , or Looking At Tits EvenBut cappuccinoCan A Pirate Practice Unscrupulous Cunnilingus Causing Intense Nymphomaniac ObsessionsPirates can do anything they want. That is what pirates do. Ok I have to take the boat up the Hawkesbury. I can slip and moore it there cheap and easy. Then turn it into a floating Sexercise, Sexing,Sexy,Sex Boat = 4S&B from now on. For anyone who needs a getaway up the colo river. Thats 2% worth taking my chances, pretty good odds.The cup is definitely 2% full.What about I get you to first mate the boat until we get to that coffee shop, I will take Her from there then you can run to the Finnish line with the calm tide running up the river, jsk Then you can help me paint the old girl. Proteus II.Cavey, what can you tell us about proteus ? and Jay_me Stay right there. Superfox can you fly with that red cape, Westpac ain't no F1-11Jsk, purely for the medical records in the ships log Where do you rate yourslelf on jmans scale of 1 to 10? It's a voluntary answer, I am settling with 1- 3\4 because I did not know it was a mans hand at the time, neither did Tara.I do remember being impressed with Tara at the time, considering the configuration, It's water off the ducks back. The next time he came over, we just worked together with Tara.Manly you are a genius your timing was spot on for me, so now i can stir the pot with this lot of extraordinaire sex maniacsFreya I have to think for a while to find some words to honor you, but Thankyou xxMeeka If you come home looking the way you did last night, again. I saw you in your undies, I wasn't in the chat rooms for long. but I was nearly very late to work. It was just sexy the way you said goodnight.Mike and Mel Thanks again for your thoughts, and you helped me with a lot more than you probably don't even conceive. It was the perfect answer for what was asked. And very well written. You have helped me to understand something that seemed truly difficult. Paintme, I have some special feelings for you, It is TrueNow for you young fellers, If you think a bit, you never know how it can pay off until it does. If it is the prize you want, then always remember that IF I appears that you are trying to root the missus better than I can, which with all respects, I doubt, I have 20 years on you and still learning how to press the buttons, And I am willing to climb the scale of 1 to 10 If it is considered as enjoying twisting left or right nuts as an equaling playing technique. Sorry Tara is not a prize, She is the lady I love and love being with, And her with me. If you were to be used like a human sex toy, with feelings and respectand happy for that then, Tara may put you in her toy box. If, I am doing my part right, cos if i aint getting, you aint either. So I am working hard for you, might need you to work with me .I reckon thats fair mado, Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
So I've finally found the explanation!! Apparently women with my blood type "...can have a stronger libido than any one man, or even a series of men, can handle."
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'Meeka100' I can see Freya, Saskia, Superfox,Mado, Missbowpeek, lil_bit, Shinasbabe are all online at 2.40am. What are you all doing? Are you in the chat rooms? My feet are killing me!! Good night at HellFire tonight and some amazingly hot people. Great place to people watch. :) Good night all. I think because we have downloaded the APP to our mobiles?? I made that assumption and sent a text message at 11pm, the tirade of abuse that got me would make a sailor blush ! It would seem that some just leave their pc's online 24/7.
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
and your blood type is ??????
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RHP User
12 years ago
And I was wondering how people's experiences have been so far?? It is definitely our shared fantasy but we are of course a bit dubious about adding another couple to the mix incase the boundaries are crossed? Thoughts?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please say type 0 - negative!
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RHP User
12 years ago
But can you believe it did not occur to me to Google my fuchsia dilemma??!! I'm shocked at myself! What excellent advice, thank you :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm AB- ...there's an article about how blood types apparently affect personality in the Body and Soul section of today's Sunday Mail. I read the hard copy, it is online as well but the online version doesn't seem to be the complete article. It's interesting but I don't really believe it. It's a very big thing in Japan though....apparently some employers there are reluctant to employ people of certain blood types, and in their manga cartoons the villain is usually a particular type...their $2 shops even have bath salts for your particular type.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' So I've finally found the explanation!! Apparently women with my blood type "...can have a stronger libido than any one man, or even a series of men, can handle." Sounds interesting... but u know being the whole scientific that I am, is there references? :)
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