Wedgey

Wedgey

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Blatant Advertising

September 09 2013

Hi Team, After perusing the forum for some time now I have noticed a number of blatant advertisements under the thinly veiled guise of a question... So I thought why not have a topic that caters to this specific need.   Give me your best sales pitch. Apparently it pays to advertise.   (This add was written by Wedgey not brought to you by any political party.)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Advertising for employment :) Male has just become out of work so why not put myself out n about where ever I can hey

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Tara is quite concerned that chain you are leaning against is rusty, if you want to whip your pants off, she would be ever so happy to wash them for you.Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am not one to indulge in such things but because you asked so nicely , here goes :......... I am Handsome and Sexy , Intelligent and well Educated . I have a wicked sense of Humour and I'm a great Cook . Sensuality is the Key for me . I don't like to rush Sex , preferring to take my time to Explore. I understand that there are a multitude of ways to bring a Woman to Climax , yet I am always open to something new . I am not only great in the bedroom , I'm also the kind of guy a Woman wouldn't mind introducing to her Friends ;) To put it simply , Ladies you need not look any further ;) Thanks Wedgey , you've made me feel like a used car Salesman. I feel cheap and dirty . I think I need to have a shower and lather myself up ... GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    11 years ago

    This very special offer is hot, hot, hot!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But you only get what you pay for.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lady Tuscan: "vavava vooooom! A delightful beautiful , woman. Where brains meet beauty." And we all know she has terrific taste.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Doug plays well with others. *Caution - contains nuts. ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does penis size matter? I am 9" and thick and wonder if this is big enough? Come on.....

  • Wedgey

    Wedgey

    11 years ago

    Tara, Your offer is kindly accepted. Consider pants whipped. Any other whipping offers also considered. Wedgey

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    And one can't possibly pass by this opportunity for free advertising. I am a recently seperated, completely together and sensual Goddess among Women. When poets write sonnets about me I am compared to the Milky Way Galaxy for my creamy white skin, my starry eyed zest for life, love and everything good in life and the resonating deep dark depths of my character which remain as unchartered as the world's deepest oceans. Yes I am all that and more conveniently packaged in a robust and handsome frame that can and will be a playground for the adventurous heart that lays buried in the depths of those men whose souls crave something a little different and have often wondered what it may be like to go On Safari or roam the wilds shoulder to shoulder with a Lioness. My eyes can be deep dark to crystal blue and 50 shades of grey in between. I can converse on a wide array of topics, have a hunger for knowledge, can sing like no one is listening and love like I have never been hurt with a depth you will find breathtaking. I'll challenge you and meet your tests with equal tenacity and Yes my favourite number is 68, I can owe you one ;-). I value a strong, intelligent and world-wise partner who I find equally alluring and verbose and baggage is something you put in the trunk of your car. So if being with a woman who may outweigh, outwit and outlast you on a number of levels presents an intriguing and tempting long term liaison (as I am Mistressmaterial NOT a short term investment) and you believe yourself worthy of me step right up, because you are about to experience the Greatest Show on Earth!!! Let's explore the possibilities of a relationship without the traditional encumberences...and live like there's no tomorrow! (There how was that?). I don't feel cheap.....um or dirty. But can someone run a bath for me and top up my glass, grow a Loofah Vine so I have only the best naturally with which to smooth my skin and then gently dry me down and moisturise me. Then I'll do you too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    you are looking for the human equivalent of mogadon,pick me

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    But of a rascal who is easily led astray - Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Butts not bad either💋- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    LMAO that's sooooo not true!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    hi there I am a local and would love to run a bath for you and top up your glass, grow a Loofah Vine so you could have only the best naturally with which to smooth your skin and then gently dry you down and moisturise you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'*Caution - contains nuts. ;-) Oh I hope so!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    think about it some more...

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    11 years ago

    Cute bi guy looking for a couple. girls can bring your plastic rocket for a ride

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    11 years ago

    Are you taking applications? Where do I submit my CV? I hope you pay above award rates, or do I take it out in trade?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    a relaxant? cure for insomnia?..known to cause muscle weakness.....   so many possibilities.....

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' think about it some more... Just because you ladies are smart, please don't tease us blokes that have to try and think about things, outside the realms of what we normally think..... about.Plus you spelt mega-angel wrong Mado xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well miss Indi, your eloquence has taken my breath away! I don't think I've seen anything so poetic on a salacious site such as this ever before. It restores your faith in people when such beauty in words can flow from such a beautiful form, while distracted by so many beautiful bodies (Hi there Ms Freya ) .

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Thats a sight I'd like to see. You swinging a meat axe .- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mogadon is only recommended for very short-term use, otherwise there will be withdrawal symptoms...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The girl your mother warned you about The lady you can't live without I am your worst enemy, your best friend The kind that stays until the end I'll make you laugh and make you cry I'll be the drug that gets you high I'll love your body and caress your face I'll take you to a far away place I'll hold you down but let you soar I'll have you begging me for more I'll do all this because I can I'll do all this because I Am :)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Low maintenance, fully qualified remedial masseuse.Can cook, pour beer, fish all day, watch rugby and shell fresh prawns at incredible speed before popping them into your mouth. A devotee of tantra yoga and also graduated confined spaces training (so can fit into your carry-on luggage undetected). Hobbies are washing, sewing, cleaning and gardening. Comes with own boat and ride-on mower and can suck start a leaf-blower vac in under 2mins.Will send photo of boat!What? Isn't that what blokes want?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    PARACHUTE ~ Used once. Never opened.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Breasts to pillow a weary head onA voice to soothe your cares awayHands that work soft magicKisses to drug you senselessAn erotic mind for fulfilling fantasyMogadon me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sounds like there should be a fellowship, and certainly a ring bearer, maybe some hairy good natured blokes of varying stature... And without doubt a long list of sequels... NO SINGLE ORC'S... YOU WILL BE BLOCKED !!! Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    #Believe WANTED: Tall guy with "ask me" looks seeks female/couple for "fun times" Available:the weekend of the 13 September. Prefer close proximity to ANZ Stadium, Sydney, with off street parking... I AM CARLTON !! Hp xo 💌 #Believe

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' Breasts to pillow a weary head onA voice to soothe your cares awayHands that work soft magicKisses to drug you senselessAn erotic mind for fulfilling fantasyMogadon me That is easy to think about

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Good runner. Excellent lines. Well lubricated. A steal and something you'll want to ride again and again.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Special only for today!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Paradisepair' This very special offer is SMOKIN hot, hot, hot! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My posts are who I am and my name says it all. FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am about to move house again and there is a dryer already there.......so....the pitch. It works well, never had a problem with it and its going cheap, pretty much to the first bidder that will take it off my hands.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Mogadon is only recommended for very short-term use, otherwise there will be withdrawal symptoms...   PRN Plan required...FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ok well what if port advertisement happens ?? I often ask myself is there something wrong with me! No one seems to want to meet and see if there would be any form of connection! I don't think I'm fat nor ugly and I'm certainly not past my used by date yet... Help me with good no great advertisement material please... I need a lady for my own pleasures...

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    It is quite funny, The offer with cock shots, all the dreams you can imagine, what one would love to treat a pussy, everything you could ever want, gets absolutely no rise from Tara. But a dryer has her fizzing with excitement. Good pitch... and she much prefers things to drip dry, we are saving power plus the hands on chore is more fun while having things drip dry, "she said"Guess it has something to do with generosity or that "Justforfun looks like he is drip drying in his pic"This topic has some pizzazz, he heMado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And am not afraid to use it.shitstand back , just looked out my window and ten guys out there with cock in hand...lady T Advertising guru

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I guess a "drip drying" look is an improvement on another comment I got. I was told it looked like I had gone skydiving and landed on a bed. Geronimo.PS. Dryer is gone already!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    On a guess 1/3 of those are men. That means that there are approximately 8 million men. Out of those approximate 8 million men, at another guess, another 1/3 of those are eligible bachelors. That means that there are approximately 3 million eligible men. Given that relationships - irrespective of type - are built on conversation, trust etc, there is nothing that I offer that 2,999,999 others can't give you either. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Wrong. You have your "ness" It's what makes you, you. DG

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    Have you really got a boat !!! 😄- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    11 years ago

    That pic reminds me to pick up some nice rump steaks for dinner - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    .....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Great thread!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    SEX You have not had it till you have had.... Blindman. Stocks are limited so hurry. Call Blindman67 now operators are waiting.First 5 callers get a hard big blind fuck free. Call now don't miss out! Call now don't miss out!! Call now don't miss out!!!*Blindman (t). Blindman67 corporation LTD PTY, Blindness not guaranteed. Offer available only between 2013-3000. See website for product information. Non refundable. Subscribe by calling service offered $5.99 non refundable weekly service charge. Text OhMyGodICanSeeAgainWhatWasIThinking to unsubscribe. See lawyer for full rights. All rights reserved.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    That puts a whole new perspective to free balling, Oops, free falling. There is a parachute up for grabs in this brochure. ha haWe didn't need the dryer anyhow, we already have two. he heOur pitch is on energy consumption.Next time you pull a stunt like that, you should get Lady T to do a photo shoot. Never seen knackers used as a chute before.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' SEX You have not had it till you have had.... Blindman. Stocks are limited so hurry. Call Blindman67 now operators are waiting.First 5 callers get a hard big blind fuck free. Call now don't miss out! Call now don't miss out!! Call now don't miss out!!!*Blindman (t). Blindman67 corporation LTD PTY, Blindness not guaranteed. Offer available only between 2013-3000. See website for product information. Non refundable. Subscribe by calling service offered $5.99 non refundable weekly service charge. Text OhMyGodICanSeeAgainWhatWasIThinking to unsubscribe. See lawyer for full rights. All rights reserved. Bman, you just called DG. He channels, and must have seen this comingAren't you supposed to be studying, or is this just a pitch to get a smack from Mrs Freya!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Blindman, were you tested on animals? And Sirlurk: I met you and I liked you. So you must be special.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just real. I am who I am, but I just don't think blowing sunshine up my own arse is overly well balanced. So I hope that my statement prior isn't misconstrued as something it's not meant to be. Mes.....lol awwww thanks. But I did know that bit. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013'That pic reminds me to pick up some nice rump steaks for dinner - Posted from rhpmobile Don't bother.......just bite mine

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Aging aristocratic amputee seeks sympathy fuck.Beat that Hornbags!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Youngsingleguy um thanks......the best thing about a loofah vine is they start fruiting in 6mths and are piss easy to grow and pretty in the garden. I have seeds I and give you then come back in see me after your first harvest! :-) Twisted Mister you are currently under review, actually you've been been reviewed for a while... You are progressing through the process at a rapid rate.....as for wages feel free to take them out of my hide and barter card is accepted here as well ..... lol Chaucer I'm so glad to see you again......and equally happy that my prose tickled your fancy. I think it lacked punctuation though.....meh ;-) xx Beautiful Freya how does Mogadon mix with alcohol? Lol Wings come a little bit closer, your my kind of man.........I know how to wield a lot of things. If a certain lady we both know is there to giggle with me though. Fact: There was a time when I could say my MOther owns a pub and my daddy owns the 2 biggest trawlers on the east coast of Oz.....Deepblue I'm with you.....plus I know knots!!! Hehe and my rape kit has zippy ties...... Who needs a sales pitch when you're oh sooooo awesome!!!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    I think I love you.....but Telstra cut my 555 calling capacity back.....can you do free call Puhleeeease??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You crack me up!!! :) :) FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hey Wedgey Love your Topic :) I don't want to Advertise ,I don't Need too. All I will say Is check out My Profile. If You're Game come say Hi!... If we have a Strong Connection on all Levels Mind, Body ,Emotions, Soul. Then Welcome to "My Magical Mystery Tour". A very unique experience 1 you've never shared before and won't with another.. Because that's the kind of Gal I am Ha! ha!..Enjoy Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Oh! You silly Bugger .That's funny ha! ha! I'll save My Money wait until you do door to door and bring your Samples Cheers Lu ha! ha!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hi! All:) Mr Green :) There's nothing cheap about you. With your Talents and sensuality I doubt you need to Advertise. mmmm YUM! he!he! INDAGINE That's an awesome Eloquent, Intelligent, informative Post you have I love it .:) Jay-Jay the same goes for yours to Hun I enjoyed reading it . Deep Blue. My you are a Talented 1 aren't you and with a Warped S..H It seems You made me giggle I enjoyed your reply a lot .. Freya.. You always have you own special kink to the Forums keep being you I love your replies.. Lady T. I love You what ever you say but I do always enjoy your posts. I'm wondering about that Hole? Are the Guys Lining up so you can use them and drop them in at your Leisure or is that Part of the Fun. Or.Take 1 Hole place Horny Man with erect cock in it cover only allow his Cock to protrude.. Repeat this each time .Soon you'll have a Garden of Dick Heads. (cock Heads) Ha! ha! Actually that was a subject of a funny Joke I read once .. Thanks All for a good read Enjoy Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' you are looking for the human equivalent of mogadon,pick me …..so if I was a guy, you would be my drug of choice. Your baaad medicine!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    A girl does what she can Foxxy ...., and since I DON'T have your rockin' body I have to seduce my paramours with words then fuck em over and over and over and overrrrr with my body....lol anyone care to back me up? Indy Girl who doesn't always so Missionary! :-D ~insert thumbs up here~

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' A girl does what she can Foxxy ...., and since I DON'T have your rockin' body I have to seduce my paramours with words then fuck em over and over and over and overrrrr with my body....lol anyone care to back me up? I second that motion

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    YOU are a beautiful person INSIDE and OUT...I have met you and I see you for who you are, NOT your body shape.I just luuuuuuuuuuuub you and yubs are fantastic!!So guys Indy, is one of a kind - her words to match who she is. FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just clicked....I am SMART and CLEVER! FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' YOU are a beautiful person INSIDE and OUT...I have met you and I see you for who you are, NOT your body shape.I just luuuuuuuuuuuub you and yubs are fantastic!!So guys Indy, is one of a kind - her words to match who she is. FOXY We are going to meet Indi on safari one of these days, and we are going to laugh our fucking heads off, that is priceless.That is what Good Sorts are, isn't that what you saw with Indi, just a good sort.Shhh, don't tell her what we think of herSame with paintme, she's a good sort too.And Lady T, but she is not so easy to find, just ran to and all over WA looking for her, no luck and even though so many were wearing a Lady T ,t-shirt, none of them would give her up, got very tired and sad and walked homeMado, Tara xx

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    This Wedgey bloke "THINKS" his post was a thinly veiled guise at self promotion.....ppffft my arse!!! DG Glad you're backing me up but seriously how come no-ones stated the obvious here and given Mr Wedge a comeupance? You're all going soft!!! ;-P xx

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Thanks Foxy and don't you forget our bet....I'm screening young'ns now :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Thanks Foxy and don't you forget our bet....I'm screening young'ns now :) HEHEHE that bet - how can I NOT forget!! ;)CHALLENGE is on!! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Thanks Foxy and don't you forget our bet....I'm screening young'ns now :) HEHEHE that bet - how can I NOT forget!! ;)CHALLENGE is on!! FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We gotta meet....F*ck I reckon we will laugh and laugh and laugh!! :)Yous good sorts.FOXY

  • Wedgey

    Wedgey

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'This Wedgey bloke "THINKS" his post was a thinly veiled guise at self promotion.....ppffft my arse!!! DG Glad you're backing me up but seriously how come no-ones stated the obvious here and given Mr Wedge a comeupance? You're all going soft!!! ;-P xx The veil has been lifted.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Are you wearing lippy under that veil Wedgey?

  • Wedgey

    Wedgey

    11 years ago

    Justforfunisall Don't be ridiculous...... It's ... Um ... A red wine stain.

  • Wedgey

    Wedgey

    11 years ago

    Justforfunisall Don't be ridiculous...... It's ... Um ... A red wine stain.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A rocking body, or being slim, has nothing to do with being sexy and gorgeous. It is all in the attitude, I think ladies, myself included, look great with banging curves. 😍

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Aw Meeks tongue in cheek, I know I'm awesome and cuddly just the way I am lol but I like it when you show you care ;-) xx and crack that whip! See you soon I hope.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Who decides what constitutes a rocking body? I'm 40, and full of cellulite, folds and spider veins. There, I said it. But I'm happy with it, and it does do some amazing things.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    What a fucking entrance WedgeyWe have been pursuing these forums for some time to now, in saying that it is not often that DG is somewhat distracted, and you have the ladies acting like cheeky girls in the playground.Carefull, these forum peeps easily become moreish!!!oh, and now you have shared the desire for a whipping, look out, these girls are feisty and have a particularly bright glow at times. hehe Mado, Tara xx

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    I'm recently 42.... ...and 27 different kinds of awesome. Each year, those levels grow as my experiences broaden. You can ride my train, or you can stand at the station. Either way, I'm taking the journey and having fun. :-) DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Lady Tuscan: "vavava vooooom! A delightful beautiful , woman. Where brains meet beauty." And we all know she has terrific taste. you are hawwwwwwt and we aint just talking RHP hot as I seen ya in da real world

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'fun_flirtycouple' Does penis size matter? I am 9" and thick and wonder if this is big enough? Come on..... I thought that said Nine inches Thick..Ouchthen I thought it said i am nine inches...and Thick well thats pretty common, nothing to brag about with that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Chaucer1400' Well miss Indi, your eloquence has taken my breath away! I don't think I've seen anything so poetic on a salacious site such as this ever before. It restores your faith in people when such beauty in words can flow from such a beautiful form, while distracted by so many beautiful bodies (Hi there Ms Freya ) . chaucer and freya...that has to be a sexy cerebral SNAP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013' Have you really got a boat !!! 😄- Posted from rhpmobile boat that is 71 feet, is that big enough for ya honey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "The seven dwarfs of Men-OOOOOO-Pause"* Itchy* Bitchy* Sweaty * Sleepy* Bloated* Forgetfuland * PsychoGet it while it's HOT!!ANY TAKERS?????FOXY

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    You go alright ay ;-)

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    You are at the top of my "to do" list!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That's what my Strapon & paddle said!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears at the same time :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    of promises,Redcliffe is finally getting a railroad...now where did LRE go?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    to borrow a well known WA slogan that seems to fit. We're not fancy, but we're cheap.I do so hope it works!

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Giggled at a couple of your posts today. Welcome to the playpen. Mado n Tara Wedgey is a lurker but ge has posted 2 other topics that also got a laugh. Maybe there's hope for him yet ;-) xx

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Gayely so sry!!!

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    11 years ago

    My mum says I'm special, though.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm just here for the forums.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am looking for one over 50s man who likes to horizontal tango.He must be unattached....complications just give me a headache....and be good at scrabble...oh and a knowledge of String Theory would be useful

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Available for viewing for a short time only

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Who decides what constitutes a rocking body? I'm 40, and full of cellulite, folds and spider veins. There, I said it. But I'm happy with it, and it does do some amazing things.   What a beautifully constructed amalgam of cellulite, folds and spider veins - still surely the envy of many other ladies around. We have never had the pleasure of meeting - I have only seen the many 'teaser' pics you have put on your profile, and I still maintain you are a lovely woman to behold.  Having said that, you may wish to avert your gaze from the following. Today I went to see the nurse who works in with my GP, and today she gave me a very strange compliment. As I have T2 diabetes, I have to get my feet checked up regularly. Toady the nurse decided to check up my feet (first time she has seen them) and she commented about what 'lovely' feet I have, just like a babys (obviously refering to texture/smoothness - not size). She gushed on about them for quite a few moments (No it was not a fetish thing - Yes I am sure). Was a bit strange. Tall

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    ....a "keeper" who doesn't belong to someone else. Comfortable, easy-on-the-eye (this does NOT equate to stunning but if you are that's sonething we can deal with), verbose and articulate, fun, musical would be a bonus, love a man who can play an instrument. Is a gentleman through and through but has an insatiable naughty streak in him. Is financially sound-successful (I'm not after a meal ticket anymore than I am one but cosy is nice). Hardworking, will pull me into line when I need it, challenges me and enjoys a tease. Someone who has a good "shit meter" and can guide me through troubled times or vice versa.....oh fck it!! Who am I kidding....all those men are married or gay 😖 think I need to join Lady T and take a leave of absence too....

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Giggled at a couple of your posts today. Welcome to the playpen. Mado n Tara Wedgey is a lurker but ge has posted 2 other topics that also got a laugh. Maybe there's hope for him yet ;-) xx Hope is such a mysterious word, don,t ya Think.Mado, Taras xx

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