RHP

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July 04 2014

I know we all have profiles to advertise ourselves but I thought this could be a bit of fun. So in less than 200 characters explain what you want and/or offer. Horny and 40, seeking a male for awesome times between the sheets and out of them. 'Good time' people need not apply, I want better than good, I want great! Age around mine please.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Nothing:-) xQ

  • howdoesthisgo

    howdoesthisgo

    11 years ago

    I borrow that, 😃😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    44 year female seeking cute, sexy horny man for fun, laughter and awesome mind blowing sex ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    34 year old male seeking a good honest lady to have fun and the worlds most satisfying sex. well we all want the last part lol :) Cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    SWF 40 looking for regular to break in sex swing, messy mat and bondage bed. Will not be breaking them out for one nighter or lousy lays. Must be available at least once a week. Enquire within :)

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man to rock her world. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throating and develop my technique :O - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    must be sexy and interesting (in a normal way) lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    40 plus ,sensual,hot ,fun,cheeky,ready for next phase of life In sexual bliss xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Must be respectful and genuinely interested in fun outside the bedroom as well :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    24 year old, (minty fresh) t-goddess seeks fellow super freaks for fun and frivolity. Please be presented well, alternative in your own right and refreshing, preferably with a kinky streak. Extra points for a juicy brain, packed full of interesting idiosyncrasies. Bonus points awarded to attractive couples looking to fufil the M/F/T trifecta. N.B - Unwilling to indulge your repression session. Applicants must demonstrate they are comfortable with their sexuality, expressions thereof and approach life with an open mind. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, sauce and pickles, all on a sesame seed bun. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is that like an American pie fetish:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, sauce and pickles, all on a sesame seed bun. Mado Tara xx no special sauce?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Would you like fries with that? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Thought the golden arches may have been rather seductive due to the social conformity being food that sooths all hearts.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Some food just gives ya heartburn:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The body of, pre surgery, Angelina Jolie, the intelligence of Marie Curie and the voice of Kathleen Turner, circa 1986. But seeing as it's been a while, men and Bruno are now in consideration.

  • zoe69r

    zoe69r

    11 years ago

    single bi male who also like to xdress just looking for a lady who is very understanding and looking to explore life together and whatever it throws our way

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man to rock her world. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throating and develop my technique :O - Posted from rhpmobile Your personal ad has been rejected. Your is character count is 251, exceeding cap by 51. Lol. Yep. I have a lot of time in my hands while my kids are watching '80 days around the world'. ohhh bother....

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Exotic sensual professional seeking smart fit sexy man to help unlock secrets of kamasutra. Hands on work, long hours, fringe benefits guaranteed. Byo sexy attitude. Bogan free zone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Gorgeous sexy female with a body to die for. Deaf, dumb and blind would be a advantage and whose old man owns a pub .. lol.. Joking of course ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Married and looking and looking for married and looking.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was ordering at the Stir-Thru :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mado, you forgot the onions...... If you eat them, I will :)....... Funlover, that's me in a tee, especially in my stiletto boots, :( oh dear, I'm married, what if I invited you to our marriage bed, so I could enjoy both of you???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    One mature,very mature:-) iconoclastic pretentious bohemian woman looking for a man with a pulse ,over the age of 55 who likes a challenge and doesn't have a wife lurking :-) xQ

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    SuperFox; Seeks the taxi driver who took me home the other week, please return my dignity, I left it on the back seat of your vehicle. Something was not quite right and I felt knotted and tangled up. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ladies in simular situation that want sexy naughty fun - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    seeking one who is prepared to take my hand as we journey together Must be interesting, intoxicating, willing to drink me in In return you will share in the theme park that is my life, roller coaster, merry go around and fairy floss Waiting

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Witty sexy woman seeking agile amusing men to keep me entertained for hours on end. Prancing monkeys need not apply. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A lover a friend a man not a boy A confident man I don't need a toy Must enjoy kissing and show real passion As long as you smell good not fussed about fashion Gentle yet strong like silk and steel In touch with emotions not afraid to feel A sexual deviate with a bit of kink Happy to stay in or go out for a drink Must enjoy spooning and holding me tight And loves to keep fucking me all through the night Willing to give as much as they take Must love food as I love to bake I'm generous and loving and all I expect Is to be treated with kindness and lots of respect So if you think this could be you go ahead and apply Tell me all the reasons why you think you qualify 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Single woman, passionate and tactile, as giving as demanding. Blunt and honest, judgmental but open minded, dark but light-hearted. Looking for a lover with some strings attached. Sensual lovemaking or crazy monkey sex? You tell me.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Missb72' I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man to rock her world. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throating and develop my technique :O - Posted from rhpmobile Your personal ad has been rejected. Your is character count is 251, exceeding cap by 51. Lol. Yep. I have a lot of time in my hands while my kids are watching '80 days around the world'. ohhh bother.... Microsoft word tells me it is 196 with no spaces and 235 with spaces.... so re-written it is now I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throat. Bi is good!! now that's 199 with spaces

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mature, well educated, gentleman offering friendship, respect, leadership with submission, pre-emptive empathy and general telepathy. Searching for a soulmate to keep track of my faults and to engage in mutual psychological torture and tepid sex.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Missb72' I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man to rock her world. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throating and develop my technique :O - Posted from rhpmobile Your personal ad has been rejected. Your is character count is 251, exceeding cap by 51. Lol. Yep. I have a lot of time in my hands while my kids are watching '80 days around the world'. ohhh bother.... Microsoft word tells me it is 196 with no spaces and 235 with spaces.... so re-written it is now I'm greedy! 40 something woman looking for a man. Must be open minded, sexually experienced and willing to take the lead. MUST enjoy blow jobs and willing to let me practice deep throat. Bi is good!! now that's 199 with spaces hahaha. Well done!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That would be the Pesto:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lightning could strike....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wanted: Sexy tactile man for snuggles and spooning, long lingering nights in under the doona. Sometimes may be required in the loungeroom in front of the fire instead and possibly with a good movie and/or porno.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Omg dream girl :) u should have no probs finding your man ...although if your free on Wednesday night come play ;) lol

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, sauce and pickles, all on a sesame seed bun. Mado Tara xxIsn't Tara providing the buns ???? Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' SuperFox; Seeks the taxi driver who took me home the other week, please return my dignity, I left it on the back seat of your vehicle. Something was not quite right and I felt knotted and tangled up. Foxy Sounds like the Taxi driver had a good day ! The part about "something not quite right and feeling knotted and tangled up" - was that because the back seat was a little too cramped ? Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JayJay_66' A lover a friend a man not a boy A confident man I don't need a toy Must enjoy kissing and show real passion As long as you smell good not fussed about fashion Gentle yet strong like silk and steel In touch with emotions not afraid to feel A sexual deviate with a bit of kink Happy to stay in or go out for a drink Must enjoy spooning and holding me tight And loves to keep fucking me all through the night Willing to give as much as they take Must love food as I love to bake I'm generous and loving and all I expect Is to be treated with kindness and lots of respect So if you think this could be you go ahead and apply Tell me all the reasons why you think you qualify 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile Well thought out and written down. Is this part of the 'seduction' process too (as per separate post) ? Where's the application form ?? Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    11 years ago

    Says it simply... Ladies,When you have chased all the rest and ain't got no satisfaction,Come over to where you should have started. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Looking for woman who loves to keep an open mind to anything . Will be looking at exploring the swingers world and trying multiple people or group sex, never done anything more than me and girl at once so really trying to find hot woman to enjoy the experiences with - Posted from rhpmobile

  • rupamohan

    rupamohan

    11 years ago

    We want both quality and quantity. Meet to find out more. Expected - Excellent hygiene, D& D free P.S- We don't ask or give pic to strangers. I don't do what your girl will not do. Rupa(f) lol..The people we are looking for hardily visit forum area. I replied just for fun..as per the agenda set by OP.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bright fit fun loving female, for fun times with a bright fit fun loving male. Suitable for a un complicated lady wanting FB fun on tap.. Apply within...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Tall, 25, professional, seeks female 25-45 for fun and exploring (both inside the bedroom and out). Prefer ongoing arrangement. Must able to hold intelligent conversation and have a sense of humour. Scraped in at 198

  • summerwolves

    summerwolves

    11 years ago

    Couple looking for couple or female for ongoing kinky, fun FWB connection.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Next time we meet we can step it up to the next level of fun and enjoyment. Bring anything or anyone you want. ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    44yr old bi guy looking for couples or ladies for nights (or days) of uninhibited sessions of great sex. Sorry no pics,can't upload any from mobile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Couple over 40 looking for fuck friends over 30 with class. People we can meet in public places and people that enjoy a build up of flirting and fun before heading somewhere to fuck. People who know how to kiss and fondle are appreciated !! Gorgeous looking Hot hung horny men who love curves please apply. Unicorns and beautiful women also please apply .....and if you are that elusive hot couple out there where both of you are well looked after ...please apply also !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Someone who actually knows how to please a man. Apply within ;p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'rupamohan' We want both quality and quantity. Meet to find out more. Expected - Excellent hygiene, D& D free P.S- We don't ask or give pic to strangers. I don't do what your girl will not do. Rupa(f) lol..The people we are looking for hardily visit forum area. I replied just for fun..as per the agenda set by OP. you just never know who is looking. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    nah Ralf,,, I think Rupamohan have a thing against people that contribute regularly to the forums. They are judgemental like that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Outgoing, energetic gladstone couple seeks female who genuinely enjoys being with both male and females. Someone who has a kinky side and wants to be pleasured for hours on end by us. Look forward to chatting soon xx

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'baysideguy88' Tall, 25, professional, seeks female 25-45 for fun and exploring (both inside the bedroom and out). Prefer ongoing arrangement. Must able to hold intelligent conversation and have a sense of humour. Scraped in at 198 Hahaha. well done.. Never know when the character-count police is pointing their hairdryer at you.... Yes your ad has been approved..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Will be over there soon & I will let you practice on me for as long as you want!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mine would read: Man seeks woman to spoil, tease & please. I have an open mind & a wicked tongue (so I'm told ). For a demonstration please call.........

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Simplelife123' Someone who actually knows how to please a man. Apply within ;p Errr... Question for you. do you know how to please a woman?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Seeking sexy couple with a sense of humour. Must enjoy a drink or two and a good time. Natural, normal people with a desire to enjoy life as it comes. Longer term couples preferred.......:)

  • rupamohan

    rupamohan

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' Quoting 'rupamohan' We want both quality and quantity. Meet to find out more. Expected - Excellent hygiene, D& D free P.S- We don't ask or give pic to strangers. I don't do what your girl will not do. Rupa(f) lol..The people we are looking for hardily visit forum area. I replied just for fun..as per the agenda set by OP. you just never know who is looking. ;) True but some regulars have already mentioned they are here for forums only. One girl I just looked at is only looking for unattached men so forum is not looking good for our purpose...but in general forum regulars are as good or as bad as any one any where.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    woman around my age, to share laughter, music outings and sexual encounters, not just looking for a one off , something more sharing and caring but not live in and not demanding. Ultimately someone who can and is interested in learning and experimenting until we can get to the Big Bang . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    After 27 yrs of relationships (2) I'm now single and wanting to play. If you want total satisfaction ladies give me a try. I now how to please a lady and always make sure she is satisfied before I finish off. Sound too good to be true? Try me - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Work away and back in brissy here and there looking for causal fun or friends and good fun chicks if interested message me im here for a week - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    11 years ago

    Age has just clicked over from 55 to 56 No longer in standard search criteria. Find me if you can

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Looking for hot, intelligent, down to earth, musically talented and linguistically gifted to love me more than he loves himself. 6-7", thick and cut; I'll take more if you have it. Cooks, cleans and irons but is only my bitch when it's my turn on Top. Humour and intellect, independently financial and knows what it is to spoil a woman in and out of doors. You will be respectful, roguishly handsome, have eyes only for me and be able to tie a cherry stem into knots with your tongue. A white steed and castle is looked upon favourably. That is all 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I wont promise you that I will make you cum, I wont even promise you that I will cum, but what I will promise you is, that if I do come, your panties will be soaked* within 5-15 minutes of meeting me. *DISCLAIMER~ Please note that the saturated panties may be the result of excessively loud and uncontrollable fits of laughter.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Swinging/sharing partner. Can fly you over with return flight. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I need a Wendy to match my major Peter Pan complex. Sweet but demanding and a little bit in awe of my abilities. Flying is always possible if not plausible. Wendy will need to leave behind her other two boys as I'm too selfish to share.

  • Circe

    Circe

    11 years ago

    milf in search of aged billionaire... Prefer 80+ with a heart condition and without any pesky family. Must be willing to keep me in the style in which I'd like to become accustomed. In return you will have my undivided attention and amazing body, after Ive walked the dog and put the kids to bed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You do realise that most Wendys are over 60....fashionable as a name in the 40s and 50s....perhaps you should be looking for a Tracey or a Debbie :-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What I hear is that I'm unfashionable and looking for someone who may not be looking for me. Hmmmm. Sounds about right.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My profile is actually fake and I fit your needs perfectly. Where are you watching the Hawks lose this weekend?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Just saying ,maybe you should go older :-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'boingboingboing' I wont promise you that I will make you cum, I wont even promise you that I will cum, but what I will promise you is, that if I do come, your panties will be soaked* within 5-15 minutes of meeting me. *DISCLAIMER~ Please note that the saturated panties may be the result of excessively loud and uncontrollable fits of laughter. I like your personal ad, thank you for the read.

  • Rainmaker007

    Rainmaker007

    11 years ago

    Looking for a fun and adventurous woman or couple for some fun. I am well endowed,i want a woman who can handle it. I will take you to another world...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Never had any complaints, I take pride in making sure I do my job ;)

  • inox89

    inox89

    11 years ago

    Alls i need is a sexy bitch to suck me dry or maybe two , it's upto you - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I would like to meet a woman that has a… sense of style, a spark in her eye, a killer smile, Happy outlook and attitude to life, Can express herself, Fun to be around, loves the outdoors, a body like Jessica Biel one that makes you think about her all day.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    I think you just described me. 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    one good man with a gentle heart and a super kinky side to love me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Must like lots of kissing and cuddling.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I need a sexy, kinky, funny, kissable and intelligent man to fly with me to an island for some sun, sand, sunblock, cocktails and hot sexy nights

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Except the bit about being sexy, kinky, funny, kissable and intelligent. But I really need some warmth, can I come anyway?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If you can't even make it to Sydney to the M&G how are you going to make it to my island with me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A tropical island with you would be hotter than Sydney.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Huh? Another one, when?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And yes you can bring all Ken's clothes

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Sydney-Drinks-Night-6-45548

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You think you're the Best but when I'm around you're the Second Best ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Single woman, passionate and tactile, as giving as demanding. Blunt and honest, judgmental but open minded, dark but light-hearted. Looking for a lover with some strings attached. Sensual lovemaking or crazy monkey sex? You tell me. All of the above Must love fat thighs xx Sarah

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Get a room! Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Butt Funlover, you've got way too many clothes on compared to the rest of us. Time to get your butt out there :-p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Like that your a greedy woman and happy to assist with your greed and would even allow you to practice your deep throat technic only to assist sure I would have to suffer thru it :) and not far from you what a bonus Loving your lingerie In your pics and those sweet breasts and hard nipples WOW

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Nice man who will let me play with and ride his dragon.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Women for various positions. Apply within...... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' I think you just described me. 😉 here I am :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Nice man who will let me play with and ride his dragon. well that's what they keep telling me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' one good man with a gentle heart and a super kinky side to love me. Quoting 'Meeka100' Must like lots of kissing and cuddling. just not sure if I could match your kink but would give it a crack

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Except the bit about being sexy, kinky, funny, kissable and intelligent. But I really need some warmth, can I come anyway? I have met you at Big O's Melb drinks and I can attest you are sexy. fashionable (very Melbourne) and funny. Not sure about the kissable kinky and intelligent. Lol. Ooops did I just you a validation? There you go. An elephant stamp!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' Butt Funlover, you've got way too many clothes on compared to the rest of us. Time to get your butt out there :-p Very Special people get to see my butt in all it's glory

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