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Reverse Gangbang

August 25 2015

We're back. The MM two pronged unicorn! If he were the front legs, I guess that would make me the horse's arse, metaphorically speaking. So, it's both our birthdays coming up and we mulled over what we would like to get up to, and I came up with the possibility of A REVERSE GANGBANG! I saw it once on YouPorn/PornTube or Porn thing. A delightfully horny group of women sending a guy to the gates of paradise. How realistic am I being? Do people really do this? If not, why not? Plenty of girls getting banged by a long line of tossers trying to keep it hard enough for their turn. Why not ourselves? I ran a few ideas through to make it worthwhile for all involved. Gotta find a niche I thought. Theres' a thread still going about females finding MM sex appealing, so to prove we can give in order to receive.... We have a stage set up. Nice burgundy crushed velvet drapes behind, mood lighting, and a sturdy sex bench on the stage. On the floor, half a dozen bean bags, champagne buckets, ready made cocktails, and lots of popcorn. In order start the event, we get naked and put on a show of MM hunger, flesh eating, and butt pounding, all done in the most sensual of ways, as we know women like the sensual more than the sexual. We are very accommodating. Women sit in the front rows, rubbing themselves and/or each other to the rhythm we create, in between picking the odd bit of popcorn kernel from their teeth. As the intensity build we start offering for audience members to come and join us until everyone is on the stage fucking and gyrating in ecstatic states of rapture. The finale comes (pun) when 6 women are stacked on top of each other in 3x 69ers, with a culmination of butts, pussy and mouths offering 9 ready and willing orifices at either end to me and brother long prong unicorn to freely move freely in and out of (The 69er stack enables those not being occupied by me or the other unicorn to keep themselves entertained). There are a few logistical issues I would like to workshop in this thread with you though. 1) Does this appeal to many women so far? Can you give me your number? 2) The guy in the video I saw went for a whole hour. Will I have a better chance of keeping up to task using Viagra (never taken it before) or just buying a whole tub of topical anaesthetic to smear on my cock so that I cant feel a thing? I'm sure the psychological excitement would keep me hard, and I'd hate to come before the dream is fulfilled to exacting perfection of when every single person is spent. 3) Safe sex. The 69er stack of women causes an issue. In the adult entertainment industry, do they have a machine that rapidly fixes on condoms? You know, has a round of 6 ready to fire, ready stretched, waist high, just step up, cock in, and it snaps right on like a pulled bra strap? Please tell me your thoughts.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Read all your post,but I think you are talking about Cupcake party xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    This isnt something new. This is the forum girls regular monday night get together. But we also have Stirry sitting in the corner ripping his meat. And Annie flicks through with her dustbuster picking up the popcorn.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well, if some people find it hard organising a 'regular' gangbang, you'll need a fair bit of luck to gather a group of single women. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' This isnt something new. This is the forum girls regular monday night get together. But we also have Stirry sitting in the corner ripping his meat. And Annie flicks through with her dustbuster picking up the popcorn. I laughed so much I nearly choked....Love it ! Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Got distracted. Might sound like the bee's knees, but I seriously doubt you'll find enough willing accomplices from here. It's hard enough for a bloke to find one willing lass, let along a whole gaggle. Good luck, though. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    WAKE UP ! Mate, you were typing in your sleep ! Now roll over, cuddle your chequebook and go back to sleep.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    These scenarios do happen. Just without the popcorn 😝

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    .... two cupcakes short of a high tea ?Quoting 'Freya70' Read all your post,but I think you are talking about Cupcake party xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Wet_Paint' WAKE UP ! Mate, you were typing in your sleep ! Now roll over, cuddle your chequebook and go back to sleep. Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' It's hard enough for a bloke to find one willing lass, let along a whole gaggle. Good luck, though. Tall Well, just organise one anyway and "invite" 20 women along. 20 chances that perhaps one will actually show up

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    The paragraphs are back 😃 @Freya, we can provide cupcakes, but no ones allowed to be mean to us! @Willow, that's heartening. Thank you for the encouragement. What does 'ripping his meat' mean? Is Stirry making beef jerky or something? If Annie's keen, we can get her a wet & dry for the event. Thanks for the inspiration. @TequilaCouple, that's the whole thing. I've already written an invitation list from the 'women who like MM' thread, asking all those who are sitting at home at night watching gay porn to come out of the closet and climb into ours. You seem to fit our criteria very well. Have already booked you a plane ticket to come and have some slammers/ lip,sip,suck 😍. @Tall, we'll try to make the whole gaggle giggle. @Wet_Paint, maaaate, dare to dream, cause once it's over, you'll be dreaming you were me 😎. @Ulysses, sorry, won't be accepting any Trojan Horses from you to gain entry. I know they'll be full of cupcakes, or cucumber sandwiches! @countrytouch, we could just get lucky. Did you know your name rearranges to spell 'to try cunt, ouch'? Would you consider men by chance? Another bloke might know how to please without any tears 😇 THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR REPLIES!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    More planning advice needed. This is a bit of a conundrum. Would the inclusion of dildos, vibrators, strap-ons, hitachi wands and/or sybians make for a better, freer flowing event, or should they be checked in at the door so that all women will be more cock hungry???

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Don't forget the cucumber...sandwiches that is 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Make sure they're all squirters, so you can have the equivalent reverse finish at the end ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Do I sign up? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'countrytouch' Quoting 'Wet_Paint' WAKE UP ! Mate, you were typing in your sleep ! Now roll over, cuddle your chequebook and go back to sleep. Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' It's hard enough for a bloke to find one willing lass, let along a whole gaggle. Good luck, though. Tall Well, just organise one anyway and "invite" 20 women along. 20 chances that perhaps one will actually show up Mate, you're such a wag... Tall

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    No need to sign up. Just be at my place tomorrow night......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Got 2 takers. Thanks Unicorn, and thanks for hosting Whateverway. Where do you live? Vic?!?! 😢 I guess that'll save MsTequila from traveling too far from home. Or is it MrTequila?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Ok book me in. Will just polish the strappy up. All nice and shiney. Bit cold in Vic so is it ok to wear my crutchless onsie? Can we have caramel popcorn?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Mr.Swords.that you are the cupcake to be devoured and the cucumber😜😜...xxFreya

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Its a bitch to clean. Suppose i need to have the feather duster up my arse to dust as i go?

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    Tag team????? I'm in swords.....😈 Annie I might need a dusting honey....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Get some of those spongey knee pads. Then you can mop up the spillage while on ya knees. Multitask

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Willow, didn't want to automatically include you, but you were at the top of the list! Awesome. You might be able to lend me some credibility too :D @Lovinit, welcome indeed! You have already worked with Willowtree before? (It took me about 45 minutes to type that, couldn't see the keyboard through all the visuals!) Done. Looking forward to lovin you! @Annie, if caramel popcorn is not allowed, I guess lolygobbleblissbombs are out of the question. Have you seen that Robert Mapplethorpe self portrait with the whip? To keep the ball rolling here, could we get back to my enquiries about the Viagra/tub of anaethetic. I'd hate for the night to be a flop.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    With Willow and Lovinit, A team in action, my work will never be done Mr Hart...........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Those women from Queensland,the strapon wielding Valkyries..Be afraid dear man,be very afraid..no one can control them ,not even Annie and her popcorn 😨😨😨😨xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Not again...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'countrytouch' Make sure they're all squirters, so you can have the equivalent reverse finish at the end ;) - Posted from rhpmobile squirtakke?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    This is a sexy fantasy indeed. The safe-sex logistics do boggle my mind a little though and I wonder if the practicality of that would make the reality pale in comparison.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Freya, would I be wrong in saying you were the RHP matriarch? There's a throne for you on stage, and a sceptre... of sorts. Any other takers?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    No we havent "worked" together. But then, would it really be classified as work?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Willow, not work work, more working up a sweat? Either way, I can see a lot of potential... (cue nerd joke above)

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    The topical lotion on the other hand....? Hmmmm been in this scenario and in all honesty the single man present simply got a head job in between each condom change and penetration. Given when he left that room of women (to pats on the back and comments about the screams coming from the room) he then proceeded to pleasure a number of others in various fashion. Must say though his stamina for a 50+ gentleman was notably admirable and would put most young under 40 whipper snappers to shame!! Pass me a lolly gobble bliss bomb please and don't mind when I spit the kernel in your general direction, Annie do you have a Dyson? xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    No Dyson. Backpac with bag. All the condoms get tangled inside the dysons. And the mess....... rubber based porridge. Interesting view though as it spins around in the perspex thingy....... Hows that visual going now Swordy? Easier to label the bag as Hazardous Waste. White disposable overalls when emptying. Thats inbetween parking the cars. Valet service.....

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Should we knight her and make her Dame Freya?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    By the offer...probably the oldest woman in the village but I must decline as I am a devout Republican xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @Craving_Touch. Yes. Safe sex is an issue here. Not just condoms, but the whole pile of women on top of each other is an OHS nightmare. Thinking of some sort of stabilizing device to stop them from toppling over at the moment. Will get back to you on that. I really liked your profile too. Especially the fact that you have pubic hair. Haven't seen any in years now. You've received instant approval. Out of curiosity, have you dyed your pubic hair red to match the hair on your head? 😘 @On_Safari. This has been a tough decision to make, but as we are University Professors, we can't let you in because you have plagiarized a Marilyn Monroe quote as your own on your profile. Harsh, but fair. A simple reference would have sufficed, eg "We can make a quick trick brick stack. We can make a six chick trick stack" - Dr Seuss. Thanks for the advice re Viagra/numbing paste. We'll call you in 10 years after I turn 50. @Meander, when you say "we", I am reading that as you are coming. Your* in. (*typo 😍) @Annie, the visual of Willow and Lovinit are still coming. I have been matching them to music for enhancement. The last track I played was Tool's "Stinkfist" 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I have to admit to being a little inexperienced in the whole TV department and don't know how you roll, but I'm uncomfortable with you being marginalized to a diminutive role of maid for the evening. I'm sure we could come to some workable arrangement that includes your further involvement. Perhaps we could upgrade the evening and call it The Three Musketeers. 😎

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @Freya. The Sex Pistols were Republicans too. Actually, that's not true, but we all are. Would you consider role playing just for the night? 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My friend Lovinit will tell you that I am a very boring woman in RL...no thespian am I but thanks for the flattering invitation 😘xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Take a closer look at the vacuum nozzle thingy she has in her hand. Its her dick cleverly disguised as a vacuum attachment that she is prodding into crevices and orifices pretending to look for the stray bits of popcorn...And we all know where she's hiding the real vacuum nozzle... And music wise, I would go with Buckcherry's song "Crazy Bitch" or Muse's "Psycho" , for that extra touch of mood music.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Remember- pictures- or it never happened.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Crossing_Swords' @Craving_Touch. Out of curiosity, have you dyed your pubic hair red to match the hair on your head? Well of course, I'm an old-school Nirvana kind of girl so naturally I keep a red heart shaped box :P

  • sxy30sGCguy

    sxy30sGCguy

    9 years ago

    Im available for reverse gangbang requests :) come get me ladies lol :) sharing is caring

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Will this be available on DVD? I have popcorn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @xeena. You're right, and we'll be happy to have you on board as photographer for the spectacle. Make sure your gear is waterproof. Another redhead in the mix.... ❤️. Back to more logistics. Suggestions for a soundtrack to an orgy version of musical chairs will now be taken. Guess that means we'll need a DJ also. 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sounds good but I'd be just be watching cause I'm not bi. But on my bucket list to see 2 guys together - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Part of the 3 musketeers. Ill be the one in the mini skirt and fishnets. Polishing up my 2 compatriots swords for them. Spit and polish. Spit and polish.........

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    You didnt complain the other day when i came around to vacuum your place. Still cant get that stray set of duo balls out of me nozzle....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have you joined RHP yet? Lurking is not a crime of course, but the other site you are on is full of winkers 😀 Come join in the conversation. We will be fucking everyone here after all 😆

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Freya, you could always sit on the sidelines offering witty remarks 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wondered where they got to. Thought the bloody dog got them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Craving_Touch, I think I love you. We could make sweet music together. 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Finally some brave gents putting themselves out there. sxy30sGCguy & itstime37, feel free to use any ideas I have put forward. There are no patents pending. Hell, nude twister is always an option too. Add a little spray of oil onto the plastic and... oops! Didn't mean for that to go in there! You're welcome.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Which one? As for the rest of your drivel.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I think they meant the Ernest Hemingway quote at the beginning of your profile xxFreys

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Yes it is Hemingway....I found it apt at the time and when I wrote it flows from me. Simple really.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Write not wrote! 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If its a tag team effort,I could be the referee? 😘xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Indy, technically, the Marylin quote "If you can't handle me at my worst, you certainly don't deserve me at my best" is a fake, so you're off the hook there. Ernie deserves a quote though, just to keep the anal folks happy (pun). @Freya, that's great news. Can you double as a lifeguard as well? We'll give you a whistle and a tower like down at the local pool in case anyone goes down amongst the sea of limbs and orrifices! 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes freya can wear a life savers cap. Sit up on the perch and blow her whistle ...to change teams. Haha. Hey, this could be fun if we are all blindfolded. Except Freya of course. She could really direct all the action then.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Lifesavers cap...shudder..I shall be dressed to the nines..a smaliish plinth and perhaps some opera glasses so I can more accurately follow the action ..oh and of course Willow,a whistle 😝xx Freya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @Freya. 3 whistles will be there available to blow. If you like, I know a stylish, elegant and educated gent of your calibre and age I could ask along. He just likes to watch too. 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Willow. Blindfolds won't be necessary. We plan on getting everyone blind drunk on home made spirits. Mr Crossing_Swords is a real craftsman. Can replicate anything off the shelf to exacting standards. You and lovinit need to promise to be on your best behaviour, else the whips and chains come out. 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    This seems to be going well. I think I'm going to upgrade my bucket list and aim for a harem.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Perfect freya.

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    9 years ago

    I'd forgotten about you all in here for a min, but I here now....And it seems I've come back to, movie making, tickets sales, a couple of volunteers, what's this place coming too..... It just keeps getting better....NEXTTTTT Freya no lifesavers cap, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the task at hand, ok maybe if you bring a lifesaver to wear that cap, then I would be ok, whistle is ok tho and btw you are not boring in RL.....💋 Oh I'm not bi either, but I fucking hope the guys are....😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes Lovinit ...who doesn't love a great big crashing bore😝...hmm a lifesaver with cap..We might have to relocate to the lagoon 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Raymond J Bartholomew came to mind. Narating his poem on hey hey its saturday..." Marooned, Marooned. I'm on a lagoon..". Yes, Im cultured

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Willow,perhaps he can swap his cap for a lifesaver's,...and we could find a small pontoon for the middle of the Lagoon so he can be the bard as well as the guard😄😄xxFreya

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Delighted to shares my smallish plinth with a stylish educated gent 😘xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You may have your birthday wish if you market it the correct way..appeal to the most important virtue of woman that is her honour and value. If you set the stage in a non-threatening role playing fantasy land asking first what is a woman's naughtiest secret fantasy involving another woman + then work around that to start the flow of sexually releasing inhibitions and tantalising her needs. Once a woman feels good and mentally physically aroused about an open house for a totally slutty time any way she wants to explore and demonstrate her sensuality sluttiness and desire to be the plaything toy for his pleasure she will surcome and before you realise how many wet hungry pussies you've tasted your fantasy b'day gangbang is alive and the rest is to be had...good luck theme it out.. Think woman's needs first then you will have your way all the way...😏 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    @Sweetlips and lovinit. I'm not bi either, but still, my cock keeps finding its way into Mr C_S. Go figure. 😄 @Peppa. I've already pulled it off a few times during this conversation. My computer screen has never been so clean. Will respond to you a bit more later, just got 72 likes on a Facebook post. Gotta keep that ball rolling 😘

  • 225Special

    225Special

    9 years ago

    Theme song: "I am the music man I come from down your way" "What can you play?" "I can play the reverse gang bang, OH.......... go get me another girl, another girl, another girl go get me, another girl, get me another girl" "Groucho, Groucho, Groucho Marx, Groucho Marx, Groucho Marx, Gorucho, Groucho, Groucho Marx, Groucho, Groucho Marx".

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Don't forget the cucumber...sandwiches that is 😜xxFreya I guess she won't forget it ever. it is her physically need.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So,Peppa. That all sounds good, yes indeed. I was thinking something a little more subconscious appeal though, something that bypasses all rational, using my cock to all the pussies like wiggling a piece of string in front of a cat. The way to bypass the rationale and appeal to the areas of the brain that submit to hunger and desire? Chocolate. Perhaps we will use blindfolds after all. I will pre-prepare a bucket of champagne soaked strawberries and raspberries, dipped in chocolate, lined up like a trail of bread crumbs to birds. The bi women will have a trail leading to a luscious pussy, the straight women will follow the trail and all descend on my chocolate coated cock! Me & Mr C_S will have had a bath in human pheromones. There women will not be able to excercise their conscious rationale and it may seem like we are feeding chips to to seagulls.😉

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    It sounds like a fandangle menangle of gangbungal proportions.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    A female fondue, even.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Dangle the fangles for the delight of the mangles and their fair tangles xxFrya

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Angle of the dangle is one thing, but another is the angle of the dangle safe, insert a dongle. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And now Ive had the Groucho Marx tune in my head all afternoon. Cheers for that.😝

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    why not, count me in

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Noticing all the brissy girls are coming on board. Swordy you might have to relocate the rendevous spot from Annies house of sin to qld. Penthouse at Versace goldcoast would fit our little possy perfectly. But I keep getting flashes of Rocky Horror in my head for some reason....

  • 225Special

    225Special

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' And now Ive had the Groucho Marx tune in my head all afternoon. Cheers for that.😝 It does have that effect doesn't it.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    So give us the description. Are we looking at daggers or broadswords here?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @225Special, the only problem these days is that to get a Groucho Marx happening, the guy needs to have mustache cause the females don't tend to have hair down there. Apart from perhaps Missb72. 👍😉. @Missb72. Nice buns. You're in. @Willow. Why don't we do a tour of the states? You can be tour manager. As we are guests, all enquiries from interested parties who do not have paid RHP membership will now be taken by Willow. It's not that we're cheapskates. I just draw the line at having to pay for sex 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @Funkykupple, your post just magically appeared (there is a delay between writing your post and it gets approved). My sword is magical. From an innocent looking scabbard can spring an impressive katzbalger or two handed claymore to a more stealthy ninja's katana. Whatever is required for the occasion. If necessary, even a takoba if hunting in Africa for BAPs 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    My very first group sex was me and 4 ladies. Back when I was in my early 40s. I had met them by chance at a market when they were on a girls weekend away and we chatted and later started texting during the evening and they invited me over for what I thought would just be a laugh and it just went from there kinda naturally over some drinks. Was a great fun night and the first group sex for all of us. What a way to be introduced to group sex :-) Very fond memory.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Nocreativity the first text wasn't sent until 1992 ,you were definitely ahead of our time.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Hunting BAPS conjures up dark thoughts, stalking BAPs is a much better option me thinks.....So how many tickets have we sold now? oops.... :-P

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @funkykupple, yeah, faux pas made by me there. Africa just brings to mind wildness and adventure. I saw an old vid of Mohammed Ali being interviewed on racism recently. He was like 'oh yeah. All these black people standing around Africa for thousands of years, and here comes a white man, Tarzan, to become king of the jungle'. It was gold! 😀 Not sure about ticket sales. I think I've scared most of them off. Or maybe they're just lurking now, waiting for a date to be posted while I toss off at the computer screen. Still, you gotta walk your walk, and talk about your stalk. How's your scabbard been hanging?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I appreciate you having kept interest in proceedings. You will now be asked to pair up for the 69'er stack. I have obtained enough safety equipment to satisfy all occupational health and safety requirements. For your comfort I have also obtained thin compressible foam mattresses as each pair will be back to back which can't be comfortable. They should ease the impact. Willow, for organizing the tour, you get to go on the top of the 69er stack! My mouth should be at top pussy level while I am doing the bottom half of the stack. In order to do the top half, I will be attempting a prolonged handstand combined with anti gravity ankle straps to help with leverage. Behold, I will be becoming a legend in my own mind, and you will be there to witness it! 😄 @Freya, maybe nocreativity owns a Delorian?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    (Drum roll please).... Introducing Mr & Mrs Crossing Swords, FunkyKupple! Yayyyyyyy!!!! [Waving arms around like Kermit the Frog] 😎

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    @Lovinit, you still with us? I need a wardrobe assistant. These masks are sometimes difficult to breathe in, and often the cape gets in the way mid coitus. I'll shower you with champagne soaked strawberries, but can you keep my cape away from exposed genitalia?

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    I will value your honour and respect you in the morning.

  • RHP

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    9 years ago

    Waves hello to funkycouple. About time you got here. Entre has been and gone. Waiting for swordy to get back from his out of Africa trip. ( ok reality is we are waiting for him to stop batting off on the screen) Main course is looking yummy with the qld girls on a giant platter. Placed on a lazy susan so the paying voyeurs get an " all round" view. No utensils needed, you eat with your hands.It will be called " nights of the round table". Dig in, there's plenty for everyone. Bon happytit

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    9 years ago

    Aren't they some sort of boring bun?....or if you are a Yogi or Yogini,small levitations 😝xxFreya

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    9 years ago

    I just put my google goggles on to look up baps. Came up with bread rolls or slang for boobs.... Unless swordy has another definition, I will go with boobs in this instance

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    9 years ago

    You want find the Yogi reference ,it's a Tamtric practice.amazing to see 😊xxFreya

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    9 years ago

    An acronym, we all love a good acronym. This one referring to my possible fantasy, fetish, no desire I think, to have myself a rollicking good time with a stunning Black African Princess!!! mmm mmmm!! myyyy favourite.and big waves back Willow....We'll get to our pics sometime too...hang in there whilst Mrs gets to vetting them.Oh oh... I think she is going to type something...... xxx to all

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    9 years ago

    Well ladies tonight is when I have my sheath and scabbard filled! Hoping M&M will both look after me, I mean not forget me :-( I'm sure they won't. Cheer me on girls, gobbling bliss bombs tonight........ Truly excited now, Mrs crossed swords

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