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Techniques for licking out a woman?
March 11 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Licking out sounds so crass! At your age you can only improve and build on what you know as you experiment.If you are told "ouch, that hurts", ask what does turn them on.A swirling tongue around a clitoris does so much more than a "flicking" one.Remember not too chow down like you are chewing a bone,, or sound like a pig in a swill trough.Take encouragement from your lover, ask for direction, most of all enjoy what you are doing!Happy muff munching!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ugh. I can't bring myself to like this "licking out" expression, I'm sorry. . But in answer to your question, I think it depends on the individual girl. It just so happens that a perfect description of the way I enjoy receiving oral sex can be found in another forum currently on the go: . http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/why-do-guys-love-licking-pussy-32082 . Many women are also fans of the Alphabet Technique - spelling out the alphabet with your tongue. It's pretty good and if done correctly, it is quite possible that you won't make it past O for Orgasmic!
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
I'm a big fan of relentless direct up and down licking combined with sucking on the clit but none of that business of stretching out the labia to see how far away you can get before it tears or she swears at you. I don't know any girl who likes that but so many boys do it... wtf
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'. Many women are also fans of the Alphabet Technique - spelling out the alphabet with your tongue. It's pretty good and if done correctly, it is quite possible that you won't make it past O for Orgasmic! Lower case or capitals???
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'. Many women are also fans of the Alphabet Technique - spelling out the alphabet with your tongue. It's pretty good and if done correctly, it is quite possible that you won't make it past O for Orgasmic! Lower case or capitals???
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RHP User
14 years ago
but once you reach the perfect spot and I say yes that is the perfect spot, then please don't change ANYTHING, or I'll lose it and have to start all over again. A finger or two gently rubbing my g spot at the same time is a much appreciated touch.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The term "licking out" should be deleted and replaced with "orally pleasuring". What's wrong with asking the lady what she likes?
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erotictouch4u
14 years ago
There are many varied ways to pleasure a woman orally ... - licking between the labia on the inside of the lips - circling the clit with the tip of your tongue - licking up and down with the tip of your tongue (as liked by CuriousNewGirl78) - lapping the clit with the flat of your tongue like a kitten lapping milk - jentle sucking of the clit between pursed lips - poking the tongue into the opening of her pussy - while licking her clit, fingering her g-spot (as mentioned by Irresponsibility) best done just before orgasm - varied pace from slow to fast, but never hard . You also have to be aware of your woman in repsect to overstimulation of her clit where it gets painful. When this happens, move your attention to the pussy lips and opening for a minute so that her sensitivity settles and then you can get back to it for another buildup. . But the most important thing ... don't stop after one, two, three orgasms because there are many more waiting and the more they have the bigger they get and the more pleasure both of you will have. Did I say I love licking pussy ??? . ET xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Damn..and after all these years of caressing, teasing and softly probing...maybe even slipping a finger just inside to excite, it seems I have it all wrong? No wonder they tangle their fingers in my hair, arch their back up and start making all those amazingly strange sounds...and some even yell out a few very naughty words.|They don't like it. | Quoting 'needs_some_fun' i LOVE licking out a woman, but are there any particular techniques that women like? | You maybe on to something here...and regardless of what Sarah says, next time I think I will just pull that thing open until she let's out a yelp and dive right in. Hell, I may even try running a DustBuster in there instead of one of those very expensive and exotic toys from Lelo. At least Black & Decker give you a 5 year unlimited use warranty.||Seriously...Hannibal Lecter was really only a fictious character, right?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Chasing Midnight you are one funny fucker
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '5quirt_King_Pro' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'. Many women are also fans of the Alphabet Technique - spelling out the alphabet with your tongue. It's pretty good and if done correctly, it is quite possible that you won't make it past O for Orgasmic! Lower case or capitals??? Ya know, I think it depends on how emphatically you are trying to communicate with my clitoris. There is a strong argument for both upper and lower case but I simply couldn't say with any conviction. If that technique is performed well, I tend not to be as hung up on spelling as I am usually known to be Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'Damn..and after all these years of caressing, teasing and softly probing...maybe even slipping a finger just inside to excite, it seems I have it all wrong? No wonder they tangle their fingers in my hair, arch their back up and start making all those amazingly strange sounds...and some even yell out a few very naughty words.|They don't like it. | Mwaaaahahahahaha Mwaaaahahahaha! It's frustration. "slipping a finger just inside to excite" does not excite. It teases. Hence the responses you say this illicits!
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RHP User
14 years ago
dont just dive in there, lead up to it, take your time and get her begging for anything to touch her pussy. the alphabet technique is just a way of saying dont just repeat the same motions on her clit, a finger or two in there usually helps but dont just jab it......there never really a correct way for anything every girl is different, its more just noticing how they react to things and keep going with what they like best
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RHP User
14 years ago
but then again most things we do are seen as depraved and filthy best answer is however she likes to gain her pleasure Axxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now then, FBF...you of all people should know that I might just have a pretty good understanding of the art of the alphabet, and you really only need to know about four letters beyond that magic little "c-spot" that usually draws all the attention. Let's see...there's the "g-spot", the "a-spot", the "u-spot" and if you really know where to excite...even the "d-spot". So if you know just those four little letters, that means you might just come up with a "gaud" sort of thing going on? When they yell out that word though, is when it gets scary... | ...that's usually when they go for the scissor leg lock on your head. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Mwaaaahahahaha! It's frustration. "slipping a finger just inside to excite" does not excite. It teases. Hence the responses you say this illicits! | I'm still trying to recover some of my dignity from that other thread about the honey pot? I don't think I will ever play or sing that Kenny Loggins song again, you know the one..."House at Poo Corner"? | Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose.He came to me asking help and advice and from here no one knows where he goes.So I sent him to ask of te Owl if he's there,how to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear. | Almost enough to make me give up running my fingers up and down the fret board.
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
i didn't say just the tip! i want every millimetre. . as for what the OP calls it, who cares as long as he's out there DOING it!? I wouldn't personally say 'licking out' but "orally pleasuring" sounds waaaay too formal. I think it gives the wrong impression about just how much fun and enthusiasm it's supposed to involve! ;) . xx Sarah
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
I just took a look at that profile pic and I'm not sure I'm convinced he actually IS out there doing it. . Can I suggest you put up something less "i stole this off a clothing website". or at the very least, explain why there's a bird on your shoulder??? LOL . xx Sarah (I'm just not a big fan of birds..)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've developed a technique of sucking on the clit while flicking it's tip side to side with my tongue. Seems to work quite effectively when combined with the "come here" gesture with a finger inside. Dave
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RHP User
14 years ago
Giving up the secrets LOL Its not just about the licking........ Its the flow of the movements, the finger/fingers working in unison the noises you make RHYTHYM baby . . One man recently had all of it RIGHT phewww it couldn't have felt more beautiful if he was strumming a harp, was soooo good I didn't even want to cum (WT ) I just didn't want it to end A lot of women have 'a side' one that is a little more sensitive than the other, or a special spot that does it everytime for them. It might be higher or lower, right in the middle or to either side. Thats where communication comes into it, or if you go around the garden a few times you'll most likely feel it. Nothing nicer for a woman when you find it yourself, such a lovely surprise when a man pays enough attention and reads your movements and responses. . . . most importantly for me, is changing it up and down. Picture yourself in the car, up and down the gears a few times as you drive over the hills, gotta be a nice smooth change though a finger inside doing that gentle press and release, and a bit of a curl up like telling someone to 'come hither' lol sucking on the clit, and pressing it . But for heavens sake when she is getting close don't go straight into top gear and go hell for leather !!!! just keep doing what you were doing that got her there. The g-spot isn't a bug on the windscreen , and you dont need to move that finger like a pair of wipers on full boar
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RHP User
14 years ago
...or wallow around in there like a boar looking for truffles? | Quoting 'dontgothere' ...you dont need to move that finger like a pair of wipers on full boar. | Jearzus....I had an old funky truck with a single wiper on it that used to beat the shit out of both sides of the windscreen so hard, I only turned it on when it was really pouring! | That would be fun, right? | | I guess if it's already pouring you could go full boar. No...especially not then.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Now then, FBF...you of all people should know that I might just have a pretty good understanding of the art of the alphabet, and you really only need to know about four letters beyond that magic little "c-spot" that usually draws all the attention. Let's see...there's the "g-spot", the "a-spot", the "u-spot" and if you really know where to excite...even the "d-spot". So if you know just those four little letters, that means you might just come up with a "gaud" sort of thing going on? When they yell out that word though, is when it gets scary... | ...that's usually when they go for the scissor leg lock on your head. |Ahh, but when you locate the O(rgasmic) H(ot) Spot, Gaud as a notion becomes a little hard to concentrate on, dontcha think? I like to think my brand of sexuality is a religion all of it's own!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Giving up the secrets LOL Its not just about the licking........ Its the flow of the movements, the finger/fingers working in unison the noises you make RHYTHYM baby . . One man recently had all of it RIGHT phewww it couldn't have felt more beautiful if he was strumming a harp, was soooo good I didn't even want to cum (WT ) I just didn't want it to end A lot of women have 'a side' one that is a little more sensitive than the other, or a special spot that does it everytime for them. It might be higher or lower, right in the middle or to either side. Thats where communication comes into it, or if you go around the garden a few times you'll most likely feel it. Nothing nicer for a woman when you find it yourself, such a lovely surprise when a man pays enough attention and reads your movements and responses. . . . most importantly for me, is changing it up and down. Picture yourself in the car, up and down the gears a few times as you drive over the hills, gotta be a nice smooth change though a finger inside doing that gentle press and release, and a bit of a curl up like telling someone to 'come hither' lol sucking on the clit, and pressing it . But for heavens sake when she is getting close don't go straight into top gear and go hell for leather !!!! just keep doing what you were doing that got her there. The g-spot isn't a bug on the windscreen , and you dont need to move that finger like a pair of wipers on full boar I think I would almost go so far as to say that should go into the great big mythical RHP Sex Manual, right beside WAMVictim's Blow Job Post. . I most definitely could not have described that better myself!
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RHP User
14 years ago
"licking out" ? how old are you? or is it just disrespect?
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RHP User
14 years ago
All I need to know is...when is the service and how do we worship? | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' I like to think my brand of sexuality is a religion all of it's own! Just let's make sure I don't end up with a pinched nerve in my neck, my head stuck in the honey jar or my tonge flapping out of my mouth like a beagle on a rabbit hunt? | Amen.
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RHP User
14 years ago
FBF yeah it can be hard to describe at times, but when it comes to the crunch it has to be a 'feel' thing . . That same man I mentioned above also did this thing with my clit that should go into any young man's "How To" manual and should be taught to them right at the get go. . I can only describe it as putting his top lip on the top of the clit, slightly and gently suck it into his mouth with his bottom lip hooked under it.......and move it like a little nom nom nom LMAO ohhhh shit I don't care how silly the description sounds, it was DAMN good I'll sure as hell be going there again
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Giving up the secrets LOL Its not just about the licking........ Its the flow of the movements, the finger/fingers working in unison the noises you make RHYTHYM baby . . One man recently had all of it RIGHT phewww it couldn't have felt more beautiful if he was strumming a harp, was soooo good I didn't even want to cum (WT ) I just didn't want it to end A lot of women have 'a side' one that is a little more sensitive than the other, or a special spot that does it everytime for them. It might be higher or lower, right in the middle or to either side. Thats where communication comes into it, or if you go around the garden a few times you'll most likely feel it. Nothing nicer for a woman when you find it yourself, such a lovely surprise when a man pays enough attention and reads your movements and responses. . . . most importantly for me, is changing it up and down. Picture yourself in the car, up and down the gears a few times as you drive over the hills, gotta be a nice smooth change though a finger inside doing that gentle press and release, and a bit of a curl up like telling someone to 'come hither' lol sucking on the clit, and pressing it . But for heavens sake when she is getting close don't go straight into top gear and go hell for leather !!!! just keep doing what you were doing that got her there. The g-spot isn't a bug on the windscreen , and you dont need to move that finger like a pair of wipers on full boar Well bugger me. Here I was thinking I was doing a pretty decent job of it.... thinking this is the peak. I have just learned something. Thankyou. Might be time to practice
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' That same man I mentioned above also did this thing with my clit that should go into any young man's "How To" manual and should be taught to them right at the get go. . I can only describe it as putting his top lip on the top of the clit, slightly and gently suck it into his mouth with his bottom lip hooked under it.......and move it like a little nom nom nom LMAO ohhhh shit I don't care how silly the description sounds, it was DAMN good I'll sure as hell be going there again^that, with a little flicking of the tip of the tongue against it. awesome.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'dontgothere' That same man I mentioned above also did this thing with my clit that should go into any young man's "How To" manual and should be taught to them right at the get go. . I can only describe it as putting his top lip on the top of the clit, slightly and gently suck it into his mouth with his bottom lip hooked under it.......and move it like a little nom nom nom LMAO ohhhh shit I don't care how silly the description sounds, it was DAMN good I'll sure as hell be going there again^that, with a little flicking of the tip of the tongue against it. awesome. I think there may just be a few of those men out there who all went to the same Oral School! . Praise the Lord!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Keep talking ladies. A very wise man once said... "The Master becomes a student as the student becomes a Master"...and I am taking notes furiously.|PS...there is a now a Black & Decker DustBuster for sale on eBay. New in the box...|...and a real bargain!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' I can only describe it as putting his top lip on the top of the clit, slightly and gently suck it into his mouth with his bottom lip hooked under it.......and move it like a little nom nom nom LMAO Reading all this makes me hungry. I'm eating out tonight, anyone know of any good buffet restaurants in Sydney?
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RHP User
14 years ago
makes me all dreamy just thinking about it
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'therightstuff1' Quoting 'dontgothere' Giving up the secrets LOL Its not just about the licking........ Its the flow of the movements, the finger/fingers working in unison the noises you make RHYTHYM baby . . One man recently had all of it RIGHT phewww it couldn't have felt more beautiful if he was strumming a harp, was soooo good I didn't even want to cum (WT ) I just didn't want it to end A lot of women have 'a side' one that is a little more sensitive than the other, or a special spot that does it everytime for them. It might be higher or lower, right in the middle or to either side. Thats where communication comes into it, or if you go around the garden a few times you'll most likely feel it. Nothing nicer for a woman when you find it yourself, such a lovely surprise when a man pays enough attention and reads your movements and responses. . . . most importantly for me, is changing it up and down. Picture yourself in the car, up and down the gears a few times as you drive over the hills, gotta be a nice smooth change though a finger inside doing that gentle press and release, and a bit of a curl up like telling someone to 'come hither' lol sucking on the clit, and pressing it . But for heavens sake when she is getting close don't go straight into top gear and go hell for leather !!!! just keep doing what you were doing that got her there. The g-spot isn't a bug on the windscreen , and you dont need to move that finger like a pair of wipers on full boar Well bugger me. Here I was thinking I was doing a pretty decent job of it.... thinking this is the peak. I have just learned something. Thankyou. Might be time to practice Doesn't mean you aren't doing a decent job, but when she cums everytime you'll know you've perfected your technique Sometimes that little gasm is a tricky thing and it comes in waves in the lead up, if you change the pace too dramatically....well its gone again. riding the waves.........let me tell you how it goes from this end. . . You're almost there at the top of it, then it does down again, back up, back down (and on top of the next one I'd be thinking, ohhh next wave, next wave) if you change the pace when this is happening...........uh oh ! Like i said just keep going the exact same pace and doing the exact same things with your mouth and fingers until the tide comes in
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RHP User
14 years ago
At the risk of appearing like an echo in the room, I concur. Again.
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RHP User
14 years ago
My studies both as master and student, student and master....have now been slightly expanded. I hold a Masters that is recognized on two other continents and more countries than I can count. | Perhaps I should pursue certification here in Oz? Please do advise me of the next avaiable exam dates? | Oh and ladies...will the exam be conducted by one or both? The possibilities seem endless but I would need to arrange for... | ...a slightly larger marble spa.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'At the risk of appearing like an echo in the room, I concur. Again. Great minds think alike
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erotictouch4u
14 years ago
Waves come in sets and to each set there is always smaller waves and a few larger waves until the sets start all over again. ET xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
thanks for a little inside information. now just got to find a willing practice particpant. I'm happy when being dumped by the wave
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'eagertongue4u' Waves come in sets and to each set there is always smaller waves and a few larger waves until the sets start all over again. ET xxx Wooohoooooo yessss don't paddle back in to shore too quick, wait for the next set Someone just got some high marks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'At the risk of appearing like an echo in the room, I concur. Again. Great minds think alike ... Which makes me wonder if you're thinking we might need to bring floaties?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'At the risk of appearing like an echo in the room, I concur. Again. Great minds think alike ... Which makes me wonder if you're thinking we might need to bring floaties? well knowing me ..........um a snorkel could be an idea . or at least something shaped like one !!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You've made a good start by not assuming one lick suits all. I made a habit of asking just about every lover (male or female) what they like and it's served me well. It's not reliable to wait for the sounds because hey, the last thing a woman wants (most of them) is to bruise the delicate male sexual ego so most of them say nothing negative, make the sounds and gently move him on to something else. Ask! Ask for details! Ask for instructions! But whatever you do, don't talk through the whole freakin thing, when she grabs sheets or you and breaths in deeply and arches her back just do what you've been doing and don't change a think unless asked. Have fun cute stuff
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Lickrishfairy
14 years ago
agree with the point curiousnewgirl spoke of, so many men gnaw away at the labia. it's not dinner, its dessert , there to be savoured :) nibble, gently does it for me,a swirling cesspool tongue trying to find it's way round my pussy like a drowning blindman just turns me right off.be gentle, find the clit,flick the tongue over it don't do to us what u think we like , ask. one partner i have has the technique down pat. if only he could give lessons to the men :) but most are pretty good at it, and yes some younguns as well are damn good. they hit the spot so to speak.the longer and gentler it is , the better i like it, but that's personal, each to there own :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have been following this little discussion soiree and based on my extensive experience in these matters I reckon there is a lot of false advertising going on here. There are special tantric techniques, that I was taught many years ago by a Himalayan lama, that induce orgasmic out-of-body experiences. Unfortunately, for you guys and gals, I was the only student of this lama. I can be induced to share them but they are of no use unless they are shown in practice. Apply within.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The best thing you can do with a new lover is EXPLORE - each other. Every girl is different and you just need to know exactly where everything is. Any girl will appreciate you trying, just as I'm sure you would appreciate a nice girl exploring you with her tongue.
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one4thetaking
14 years ago
and be a multi-cultural country does one alphabet work better than the next? Or does that depend on your upbringing and native tongue?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'LustynDiscrete'I have been following this little discussion soiree and based on my extensive experience in these matters I reckon there is a lot of false advertising going on here. There are special tantric techniques, that I was taught many years ago by a Himalayan lama, that induce orgasmic out-of-body experiences. Unfortunately, for you guys and gals, I was the only student of this lama. I can be induced to share them but they are of no use unless they are shown in practice. Apply within. LOL too funny, see you need to put a little more bait on the line, make us want to take a bigger bite of your ummmm hook
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sounds a bit like I should have put a bit more effort into an open door policy and tried to upsell a bit? Okay...let's see if this works? | Ladies, at one time in my life I worked for Krusty the Clown....Side Show Bob was in one tent throwing knives at Bart and as for me, I was in the next tent over putting on a demonstration of how to juggle a dozen grapes at the same time with my tongue. That's right ladies...a dozen airborne grapes! The grand finale'...was peeling them as I juggled then swallowing them all one at a time whils my hands were tied behind my back. In two years...I never dropped a single grape.| Quoting 'dontgothere' LOL too funny, see you need to put a little more bait on the line, make us want to take a bigger bite of your ummmm hook | Jearzus, DGT...just bring some blueberries and a half dozen strawberries...I can show you how to make a fruit salad. If you don't like that...I will give you a map to guide you on your quest in the mountains of Nepal and point you out the tent door. | Bring some boiling water...I know which mushrooms will make you think you see god.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am glad to see that someone else understands that there is no book written that should be left on the nightstand...even if it has pictures and comes with a DVD. | Each one of us and each person I meet...is as individual as my own journey. If the course is all mapped out and I am just singing the lyrics to a song that has already been written...then one of us might just be getting tired of the same old tune. | Quoting 'lushbabycj'The best thing you can do with a new lover is EXPLORE - each other. Every girl is different and you just need to know exactly where everything is. Any girl will appreciate you trying, just as I'm sure you would appreciate a nice girl exploring you with her tongue. | The bow...is a very good look. Could be a great place to start... | ...a whole new adventure.
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fuckmeswingin68
14 years ago
But something that i find gets good consistant results is.....swirling your tougue around as deep as you can inside her love tunnel while massaging the clit with your top lip...then a little anal massage with 1 finger will push her over the top if required :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
How did you know I am a fisherman? That is meant to be a secret, along with my esoteric tantric sexual practices. Perhaps, unbeknownst to me, you too were taught by that same lama??????
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RHP User
14 years ago
Wishes there were more guys like you I miss getting head!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'LustynDiscrete'I have been following this little discussion soiree and based on my extensive experience in these matters I reckon there is a lot of false advertising going on here. There are special tantric techniques, that I was taught many years ago by a Himalayan lama, that induce orgasmic out-of-body experiences. Unfortunately, for you guys and gals, I was the only student of this lama. I can be induced to share them but they are of no use unless they are shown in practice. Apply within. It is spelt Llama... and quite frankly alpacas give better tantric sex than they do, because alpacas concentrate on the journey and not the destination.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Check your spelling baby or perhaps you have a prediliction for woolly four footers, NZ style.
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RHP User
14 years ago
llama... they spit right? I mean, that's hot. So few women are willing to spit on my cock and swear at it.. what's up with that? Learn from the llama, I say.... not off these fancy shmancy levitating alpacas.lmfao.. @ "licking out a woman"....... like a bowl of gazpacho. :)HUgsS Quoting 'Jean_Girard' It is spelt Llama... and quite frankly alpacas give better tantric sex than they do, because alpacas concentrate on the journey and not the destination.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' llama... they spit right? I mean, that's hot. So few women are willing to spit on my cock and swear at it.. what's up with that? Learn from the llama, I say.... not off these fancy shmancy levitating alpacas.lmfao.. @ "licking out a woman"....... like a bowl of gazpacho. :)HUgsS Quoting 'Jean_Girard' It is spelt Llama... and quite frankly alpacas give better tantric sex than they do, because alpacas concentrate on the journey and not the destination. It hurts! Ohhh my ribs! They hurt! And I'm clenching all kinds of muscles I shouldn't be doing whilst alone! Such a waste! ROFLMAO! Stalky, you rock! The only reason I'd spit and swear at an oily cock is if I kept slipping off it!
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RHP User
14 years ago
That is all.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Jearzus...what a pack of slack ass weenies. Spit, swallow...this ain't Burger King and you get it my way. Just get it in there...do the deed, then hold their mouth shut, cover the nose and rub their damn throat. | Could try the bit with peanut butter...but some women have allergies an with my luck, I would end up with some chick in anaphylactic shock rolling around on the floor before she had a chance to explain that she was a partner in the damn law firm she works for and never mentioned. | PS...nice new pic there, FBF. Love the look of those steely blue...eyes. | Fuck it...I know the "puppy trick" is sick but this thread must have come from someone at the RSPCA.
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RHP User
14 years ago
im with you on that one,i found that fingering whilst licking can also be very exciting .alternately a vibrator can be owesome,woman have told me they just love it.eventually bursting into a massive orgasm.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'LustynDiscrete' Check your spelling baby or perhaps you have a prediliction for woolly four footers, NZ style. a "LAMA" is a tibetan teacher. A "LLAMA" is the animal. correct spellings.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are on the money my man, on the money.
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RHP User
14 years ago
And herein lies the beauty of intelligent humour... It's like a perpetual joke. With every new reply, you get to laugh a little more!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'And herein lies the beauty of intelligent humour... It's like a perpetual joke. With every new reply, you get to laugh a little more! Proof that some just don't get it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I love giving the constant swift around the whole area then using her juices to lube her even more Yummo then after a while start making the swirls smaller and a lil more pressure constant and consistent whilst enjoying her movements and her "liquid enthusiasm" Gosh I'm gettin off just thinking about my next session Mmmmm...... Anyone ???
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RHP User
14 years ago
So many of you lucky ladies are being orally pleasured, and so many guys are on here raving about their technique - I am green with envy! Clearly I am missing out on something big here, and I feel so left out. I believe if I could just find a man who was really enthusiastic about it, I might relax and enjoy it too, but so far, nothing has ever happened...I feel so damned inadequate. Of course, if anyone's out there, willing to give me a few hours of their time and take me to those heights of ecstasy I've never experienced, you know where to find me...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Where do I get me an alpaca?
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RHP User
14 years ago
The Alpacas they raise in New Zealand are capable of multi-tasking. Not the best of fibres if you plan on taking up knitting sweaters...but you can rent the poor thing out on the weekends when you don't need it. | Quoting 'irresponsibility'Where do I get me an alpaca? | Ewe can get anything you want...at Alice's Restaurant. | Nice little place...sits just on the water around Lake Taupo. Don't mention any names though...those NZ Alpacas will run like hell if they think there new owner frequents this site.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility'Where do I get me an alpaca? Oh they're around... you can even get an alpaca ride near Melbourne :-D I want to know where you get those spitting, swearing Tibetan llama's, they sound hawt... and kinda naughty too. . Oh hang on... didn't someone start a fake animal thread once and they burnt in rhp-hell? Uh oh....
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RHP User
14 years ago
am i the only one who thinks the posters profile, looks a little fake..
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you go to the right shop, they might let you take a Llamaha XT660 home for a test drive over the weekend. Go easy....they may offer the Cruiser, but it's best to work your way up slowly with that much power between your legs. | Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Oh they're around... you can even get an alpaca ride near Melbourne .There is a reason why they call them crotch rockets. Wonder if Harley and Hitachi would consider a joint venture?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '40DeeD'So many of you lucky ladies are being orally pleasured, and so many guys are on here raving about their technique - I am green with envy! Clearly I am missing out on something big here, and I feel so left out. I believe if I could just find a man who was really enthusiastic about it, I might relax and enjoy it too, but so far, nothing has ever happened...I feel so damned inadequate. Of course, if anyone's out there, willing to give me a few hours of their time and take me to those heights of ecstasy I've never experienced, you know where to find me... You're a sweety, the first thing you need to do is treat yourself to a lil va jayjay make over, whether it be done professionally or a little home love, the vagina is a beautiful thing, look at it that way and yourself as beautiful and deserving, let the rest of the rubbish go..........let yourself feel every little tiny sensation, enjoy every part of it as it comes. Men see it as beautiful too, and one of the most giving things you can do for a man, is open yourself (yes very confronting I know) but can also be much more intimate than intercourse. Let yourself enjoy it sweetheart xxx mwah
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RHP User
14 years ago
On the subject of Oral Sex and all its yummy delights, what am I supposed to consume if I'm a considerate lover who would like mine to spend a lot of time between my legs this weekend? I mean, we know about the legend of pineapple juice for men, but isn't there something equivalent for the oral sex-loving female? I suppose I should feel cautious asking for advice around these parts this week *eyeroll* but instead I'll sit here and leave myself wiiiide open, awaiting ... input ... :-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' You're a sweety, the first thing you need to do is treat yourself to a lil va jayjay make over, whether it be done professionally or a little home love, the vagina is a beautiful thing, look at it that way and yourself as beautiful and deserving, let the rest of the rubbish go..........let yourself feel every little tiny sensation, enjoy every part of it as it comes. Men see it as beautiful too, and one of the most giving things you can do for a man, is open yourself (yes very confronting I know) but can also be much more intimate than intercourse. Let yourself enjoy it sweetheart xxx mwah Aww, thanks...that put a smile on my face anyway. The bit about the 'va jayjay' make over, especially! Oh, it's all nicely smooth and shaved 'down there'...but I guess the problem is, that I've never met a guy who was really into oral, so I got it into my head that none of them want to do it, and now I actively discourage it. But I'm thinking I could alter my way of thinking if I just met someone who was hugely enthusiastic. As I said, if there were any takers out there willing to tell me it's a beautiful thing, I might be persuaded to lie back, relax and finally let it all go! :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you are looking for a flavour that is sure to delight...then perhaps a good foundation should be laid in perpetuity. You see, these Foundations have Trustees with discretion...so the flavour of the day would be up to them. Unlike men, women offer a magical silver cup even Lonely People can drink from according to Amerca..that is, if you listen to them any more and don't give up. So the flavour could be something you add to the chalice before going to well for a long drink. If I were the Board of Trustee there would be no doubt as to endless creative choices in perpetuity...anything from frozen blueberries to cool you off in the summer to essential oils like cinnamon to warm the cockles of your heart in winter. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I mean, we know about the legend of pineapple juice for men, but isn't there something equivalent for the oral sex-loving female? | Oh sorry...I get it now. You are talking about an additive to the self-lubrication unit of the perpetual motion machinery? You know I can be slow on the uptake at times...but again, similar urban myths about diet and fluids do apply and actually work. Increase your consumption of fruit juices, drink lots of water and make sure you do try to maintain a healthy diet from the four major food groups. All the other stuff that may or may not (some were really on the "not" list) effect men also apply to women. | On the other side of the more clinical scale...wierd science 101, is the natural bacterial and pH balance that is inside of the silver chalice. That can be a simple hygeine issue (sure you have that covered off...most of us do) or could be something else that you might want to talk to a doctor about if it really is an issue. | Other than that...can I get take away or is this one of those stuffy "by reservation only" eat in establishments? Pffftttt....snobs, they have no idea what they are missing if they use sliverware. Just tell Poo there's honey in there and hope he doesn't get his nose stuck in the jar! | | PS....if you eat 2 dozen oysters in garlic butter the night before, you deserve to suffer.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ohh CM, you never let me down! Love your work (or rather, the 19% I can actually use!) *eyeroll* Thankyou! May your typing fingers recover quickly and go to work speedily on your next mission! Lmao God bless America and the hidden talent, right? *big grin in the absence of my emoticons*
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RHP User
14 years ago
I guess I can just accept the fact that 81% of all statistics are made up or created in advance to support the outcome desired...so enjoy the 19% that are accidentally useful. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' CM, you never let me down! Love your work (or rather, the 19% I can actually use!) | They also say Don't Cross the River....sound advice if there is any chance you are going to drown someone and for chrissake make sure your life saving certificate is up to date. Even the best of surfers are in danger in a rip tide...and how would that look on the coroner's cerficate? | "Cause of death: Drowing in a flood tide of honey". Jearzus, that would embarrass... | ...even the most voracious Poo on the planet! | FYI...if you need a partner for a "music trivia night" my team usually wins.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' I'll sit here and leave myself wiiiide open, awaiting ... input ... :-D And all you girls, guys and couples that complain about the lack of single Bi females!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I heard llamas can't lick. Is this true?
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Chillymofo
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' The term "licking out" should be deleted and replaced with "orally pleasuring". What's wrong with asking the lady what she likes? Can see it now"You mind if i orally pleasure you"???Nup that would have her in fits
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '40DeeD' Aww, thanks...that put a smile on my face anyway. The bit about the 'va jayjay' make over, especially! Oh, it's all nicely smooth and shaved 'down there'...but I guess the problem is, that I've never met a guy who was really into oral, so I got it into my head that none of them want to do it, and now I actively discourage it. But I'm thinking I could alter my way of thinking if I just met someone who was hugely enthusiastic. As I said, if there were any takers out there willing to tell me it's a beautiful thing, I might be persuaded to lie back, relax and finally let it all go! :) Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'On the subject of Oral Sex and all its yummy delights, what am I supposed to consume if I'm a considerate lover who would like mine to spend a lot of time between my legs this weekend? I mean, we know about the legend of pineapple juice for men, but isn't there something equivalent for the oral sex-loving female? I suppose I should feel cautious asking for advice around these parts this week *eyeroll* but instead I'll sit here and leave myself wiiiide open, awaiting ... input ... :-D It's pshychological. Think to yourself, 'I'm the honey pot and he's Pooh Bear'. If you believe it, he then believes it too
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'luvitruf' Quoting 'MistressT' The term "licking out" should be deleted and replaced with "orally pleasuring". What's wrong with asking the lady what she likes? Can see it now"You mind if i orally pleasure you"???Nup that would have her in fits I think that one flew over your head and hit the wall with a soft plop.Orally pleasuring - Whisper in her ear, you want her wet so you can taste her sweet juice and ask her how she likes it. Move down her body, nibbling, kissing, sucking while she tells you. Listen to the reply and do as instructed. Easy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Everyone one is different mate, but may I suggest we find some willing candidates and have a clinic. I rarely receive a complaint, just confirmation through my partner's pleasure, simply because I listen women and what they want. I don't see performing oral on a woman as a chore to get something in return. "Going down" is what I love more than anything, so I have become a student of sorts. That said, I am sure we could ALL benefit from exchanging notes in a practical forum. Anyone up for it? A nice hotel room with a couple of willing ladies and 5 or 6 guys willing to learn the finer arts of oral pleasure could be an evening to remember.Giftedguy xox
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RHP User
14 years ago
I used to say that when a shout was due, instead of the standard "Camel" line. After this thread, I will never say it again! Hilarious!!!!! Spit, Lick, Buff, Black and Decker whatever my partner wants... she's got it.
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Lickrishfairy
14 years ago
such a bad title lol makes us sound like a used dessert plateanyhow it's too bad there are no classes for this subject because believe me BUNDY71 would lead the class.. he has perfected it ! he is now the one I compare with when out with any one else and only a few have even made it close... he has the whole package to make u squirm.. I'll blow his trumpet even if he wont :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I do speak a romance language...a dialectual Spanish that I studied for many years and of course in my travels through Central and South America. It is an interesting language...and uncommonly passionate when you let it softly rumble deeply in your throat. | Pushing the hair back gently and touching my lips to the skin just below the ear, whispering a few words in that language...easing my way slowly down her body, tasting the shoulders, breasts, tummy and inner thigh...and all the time whispering in a tone that vibrates against the skin as I savour and delight in the woman. Often her back will arch and she begins to speak a language all her own...and as the warmth of my breath touches her with the last few words before my lips do, you can guess the near spontaneous intimacy that we share. | Quoting 'MistressT' Whisper in her ear, you want her... | And I can promise you that "Quiero conocer tu sabor siempre" does not translate to... | ...I want to lick you out.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is that upper case lower case or cursive lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Those Spaniards sure know how to make a girl blush!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Maybe...but there is a lot to be said for the Vikings too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Pretend your a thirsty dog having been neglected of water for the last 2 days and sluuuuurp like theres no tomorrow and inbetween.....when you get to just over the half way mark of her pussy suck as hard as you can in while eating them.If you get the right spot you can make some women go spazzzz ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I do play...and in my profile you can see the instrument that has been a companion for many years. Sometimes I wonder...did I master the music or did it master me. It is perhaps a more subtle approach now, something slow...and something sensual. I touch the strings with the same passion and mastery at that of the body of a beautiful woman... | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' This thread is driving me crazy here - god damn it, burning alive.... | So, can you sing...or would you prefer that I simply play for you?
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
Quoting 'positiveforce2'Is that upper case lower case or cursive lol Only on the shower screen tho Upper case was actually quite challenging for my amateur tongue, but the new Queensland Cursive flows quite well! xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
Try harder...as it were, you need more heat and steam in the shower, Sarah. | I first did all the dots on the glass top to bottom...then connected them all carefully with the tip of my tongue? | First time I think I think I have ever seen the Statue of Liberty smile like that. | Guess she's a hot chick too?
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Chillymofo
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' Quoting 'luvitruf' Quoting 'MistressT' The term "licking out" should be deleted and replaced with "orally pleasuring". What's wrong with asking the lady what she likes? Can see it now"You mind if i orally pleasure you"???Nup that would have her in fits I think that one flew over your head and hit the wall with a soft plop.Orally pleasuring - Whisper in her ear, you want her wet so you can taste her sweet juice and ask her how she likes it. Move down her body, nibbling, kissing, sucking while she tells you. Listen to the reply and do as instructed. Easy. Well Mistress,I don't know if i could bring myself to do that, as i already know that she wants me to "Go Down", and although i take my time as i LOVE to tease her, and do worship her body, she eventually finds out that i will NOT orally pleasure her...I will growl her out, and F#&K her with my tongue and the rest of my face for that matter. Although it will start off loving and sensual, it ends up with my face buried between her legs, and my mouth devouring her lips while my tongue probes deeper, looking for the G spot!Thats just how this Ruffucker rolls!
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MissSarahCurious
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Try harder...as it were, you need more heat and steam in the shower, Sarah. | I first did all the dots on the glass top to bottom...then connected them all carefully with the tip of my tongue? | First time I think I think I have ever seen the Statue of Liberty smile like that. | Guess she's a hot chick too? I cleaned that thing GOOD.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The guitar in the picture...a crafted work of art as is a woman, and equally considered rare and certainly never mastered by the one who plays it. Every note is there...you simply find them and use your own skill to create an artistic impression that resonates through the body. | Tuning alone is an art...you will find the harmonics with the softest of touch where they should be, just above the polished frets 5, 7 and 12. The inlays, such as the curves of the body of a woman are perfect and as would her eyes...show their true colours in reflected candlelight or the soft palour of a full moon. The instrument, like the woman...is unique in the hands of a master. | You do not simply learn the instrument...but play from the heart and listen from somewhere inside the soul. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' And the ultimate irony is that music masters us never more convincingly than when we hold the illusion that we have somehow mastered the music. | The illusion...perhaps is that I can not read a note of music...simply recalling the words of one who most would acknowledge as the greatest living master of jazz guitar "...simply forget all that stuff and learn to play by what inspires you". He was right and some would say that I am both a master and incessant student. So what then is it then that... | ...inspires you?
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RHP User
14 years ago
"I love the way you look tonight With your hair hangin' down on your shoulders, |I love the way you dance your slow sweet tango, The way you wanna do everything but talk |And how you stare at me with those undress me eyes, Your breath on my body makes me warm inside. |I love the way you move tonight, Beads of sweat drippin' down your skin, |Me lying here...'you lyin' there, Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere... " | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Bewitching words, whispered secrets, exotic lust, erotic surprises, simple pleasure, all of these inspire the song, the music, the dance that envelops us when individuals connect to mutually ignite the most primal of all instincts. | "Cause I never touched somebody like the way I touch your body, Now I never want to let your body go..."|Music, the body and soul...and your next question is what, Ms Chilli?
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RHP User
14 years ago
If that is the quesion.. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' And so my next question would be to ask if you've ever allowed the alluring music of Perth to intoxicate you, body and soul...? | Then perhaps it would not suprise you at all if I said that very little, short of one phone call and 4 hours...ever separates me from the pleasures of indulgence. | It appears we are lone...or they can watch as the curtain closes. I hope that you can dance and sing well enough to keep up with... | ...the music when I play for you.
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erotictouch4u
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' Whisper in her ear, you want her wet so you can taste her sweet juice and ask her how she likes it. Move down her body, nibbling, kissing, sucking while she tells you. Listen to the reply and do as instructed. YES MISTRESS
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RHP User
14 years ago
We are all different and we enjoy different ways... by my experience i think then have a good technique its important... but the most important think its to listen to your partner at that specific moment..and i don't mean to be told how to do things..listen to her breathing ,,, her muscles contracting or any particular way she react to your performance...p.s.I never missed one with my tongue...it must mean something...G_King.
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RHP User
14 years ago
oh my a man who sounds like he knows what he is doing. yummy !!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I always find the head smother technique a winner, where the lick-er is sat on and suffocated by the lick-ee. That way the lick-er can't actually do anything, so can't be accused by the lick-ee of limp tongue syndrome.
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RHP User
14 years ago
slow and steady theres no rush watch for little thrusts as u work ur tongue dont get 2 caryd away wen it tastes yummy from the flow of her honey its a sensetive area so roughness dnt cut it down there.i think i want 2 taste curious girl 78
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