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Vagina measurements
April 23 2020
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FeistyFatty
5 years ago
Hmmmm, interesting. Probably because its too subjective to measure...... much like people's profiles professing "Very attractive" and "A little extra padding"..... quite interpretive from one individual to the next. A cock you can physically measure though. What would you use to measure tightness I wonder?🤷♀️
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
I remember years ago a forum topic on this, I think the outcome was depending on the size of the echo. Heeeello, heeeello anyone there! 😝 Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
I'd love to personally measure the vaginas of women, who have stated to guys on here, they have huge cocks. This is the very reason guys put wrong measurements on their profiles. 😝😛 It's very disappointing. 😟😰 Ms Foxy
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EarthQueen
5 years ago
Because They're adaptable and they can snap back. It's not static.
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The_Antichrist
5 years ago
How would you propose the regime for obtaining these results ??
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EarthQueen
5 years ago
There are ways and means. Secret womens biz.
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nightingale8
5 years ago
A better measure may be how long she can ride a mechical bull at full buck. Yeehah!
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RHP User
5 years ago
No good will come of this 😯
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jenniecruising
5 years ago
If you can clap you might need some filler
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The_Antichrist
5 years ago
Earthy.... I’m kinda picturing pvc piping for some reason 😂😂
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Sawadee
5 years ago
Take 1 tailors tape , several sized cucumbers plus some different sized plumbers pipe 20 to 80mm. ? Poke around and bingo ' you will have the very latest in vagina measuring technology.. Good as any ?
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Mask_007
5 years ago
Earth and foxy, I'm crying laughing here... you two are absolutely the best.. I could image girls measuring 3 times and use the average to get the size... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣... What about just do statistics on the size of the lips... small, median, large and extra large... That would be easier...
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Anti, I though you were the self proclaimed biggest cunt here 😬 I'd repeat the Billy Connolly joke, but I value my life too much!
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RHP User
5 years ago
Become a vagina are beautiful and yummy 😋 to me😘 no matter how big small or lose or tied or any colour the all beautiful I my eyes
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RHP User
5 years ago
No need friend. Just as you guys have an appendage that can be quantified by measurement, we do too. So, let's leave it there and call it even.
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Oh... if you haven't heard it before, cabaret signer Storm Large's song, "my vagina is 8 miles wide" is a scream. It's the intro song for Dixie De La Tour's, "Bawdy Storytelling" podcast. Well worth a listen for lifestyle friendly, sex positive, LGBT positive sexy as hell entertainment when you're stuck home at the moment!
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Mischeviouslad
5 years ago
This is very easily answered You're either.... A little bit of a cunt A big cunt, or A massive cunt And a few of the replies to this will identify those ratiings 😁
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RHP User
5 years ago
Depth is also a consideration A lot of women love their cervix being hit while others need to choose a suitable position as to not reach it .
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0z_boy
5 years ago
I knew a girl once who was so tight that when she fanny farted only dogs could hear it.
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The_Antichrist
5 years ago
Spicy... Speaking of him...have you seen his routine regarding the ole colonoscopy?? Definitely worth a look 😂😂
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Anti, I'll search for it tomorrow! ML, pissing myself 😂 It varies depending on how bad a day I had at work!
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RHP User
5 years ago
Quoting 'EarthQueen' Because They're adaptable and they can snap back. It's not static. It'll stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch.
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Swingingnudist
5 years ago
Mischievouslad, remember in Australia we have. Good cunts And Shit cunts
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
and miserable cunts 😐 usually left for when the boss won't buy the coffee at lunchtime! It's definitely a term of endearment in Australia, especially with the right inflection!
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2EssesExploring
5 years ago
Size is only one factor in whether a penis or vagina will have the desired effects when mated together. Of course there’s the mental stuff, without this then it doesn’t matter how hot, huge or tight a person is it’s just not going to be mind blowing. Physically, I’d say there can be too tight, too small and too big. Too tight/too big can just be painful (for either or both people). I do think too small might often be an insurmountable problem unless the mental stuff is pure delight. As far as too loose, probably the same as too small but from personal experience when the minds meet then just being in that soft, wet place can be a delight. I must say though that personally when condoms are used then the tighter the better. I have been wondering lately about something else, Mrs S is on the tight side but for some time has regularly been extremely wet. She worries that it might not feel as good for me. When she’s like this she doesn’t use her muscles as much so the fit is more loose but I find the juices seem to really heighten my sensitivity. My cock positively tingles even when she rubs up and down it before penetration and post coital the tingling remains for some time. Has anyone experienced this or read anything about it?
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DOT007
5 years ago
Simply they all work for me no matter how the look or size ...
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
So true! We also have some pretty attractive cunts and some real fugly ones. Ms Foxy
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Sawadee
5 years ago
not much..
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EarthQueen
5 years ago
Quoting 'The_Antichrist' Earthy.... I’m kinda picturing pvc piping for some reason 😂😂 Its probably best to keep those types of kinks to yourself Anti
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RHP User
5 years ago
Is nursery tight, small average or large? Think I once read you like tight asians. Make up your mind. Bet nursery didn’t post this
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RHP User
5 years ago
Or maybe your size is small. Like short man syndrome?
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RHP User
5 years ago
Last thing. As your profile says you are into fisting she must be huge. And you bi, how big do you like up your arse???
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RHP User
5 years ago
Tried measuring the size of your hole......guess not
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OzRednecks
5 years ago
Variety is life and life is variety so there isnt a normal size as such.You need a complex system to include all types and specifications available. Take tyres for example. Different sizes, heights, widths, tread patterns, material compositions etc.Then there is type of use. Racing slicks, wet weather, road , mud and all terrain.How you look after them, Never over load or run flat.Dont get me started on blinging them up with mag wheels. Bet your bottom dollar my mates will prefer different tyres on their cars than I do depending on there needs, wants, what you can afford and how they perform. Bottom line is people cant live without them. Stay safe
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Swingingnudist
5 years ago
Lovenloven you certainly have issues. Fellow RHP peoples. Lovenloven has a false profile, went to meet up and cancelled twice at last second. I worked out was a single male. I have contacted lovens friends and they said they never even friended loven. Loven hacked nurseys Facebook profile and if you look loven is a guest...but can send messages. I have blocked loven and still get messages. If we put an interest in an RHP event loven does as well. The profile photos are fake as well Really stalky weird shit. I contacted RHP regarding this nutter but they haven't done anything about it. Steer well clear of him.
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Kokoflamingo
5 years ago
" Nursery tight"?....your comments are a bit cringeworthy
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RHP User
5 years ago
If vagina size is a factor (surely this is in direct correlation to your ability to turn her on), then how about a taste test. I'd be much more interested in that. Yum Extra Yum Beautiful Fucking Delicious Nectar of the Gods
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Loven, are you trying to work out ML's scale from earlier? If you're going to be that big a one, at least have the courtesy of doing behind an open profile so we can all judge you! Just goes to prove you can be a massive one without actually having one yourself 👎
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
*doing it
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RHP User
5 years ago
The size of a dick is static. The size of a vagina changes depending on the person, age, hormones and level of arousal. You cannot measure something that stretches enough to accommodate a human head during childbirth. Men have been obsessed with measuring their junk since the beginning of time, that is why it's thing.
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RHP User
5 years ago
Measure it from lip to lip downstair VERTICALLY. Usually you can tell the size of a vagina from the actual lips.
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sensualcple2play
5 years ago
The isolation boredom is really kicking in 🤔🤔
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SUMMERTIME60
5 years ago
How about a stretchometer ?
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mkycouple1978
5 years ago
Quite often read preferences of lager or extra large or only looking fo 8”+ or wanting no larger than 6” of stuff similar. And definitely each to their own but could you just imagine if an ad read something like tight girls only or loose girls preferred I rekon they’d cop a bit of Flack with that in their ad 😂
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RHP User
5 years ago
I've found that it depends on the ladies structure...if a person is petite and small...then the feel is different. If the lady is a bigger person...then it increases in proportion. Physics
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RHP User
5 years ago
What about meaty and juicy? 😋
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abab1
5 years ago
This isn't a boast as it causes problems but my cock has an 8 inch circumference. At swingers parties there are some women that are off limits because they just can't take the thickness. My wife loves my thickness but can only take it for so long, she can go like a machine on thinner cocks. I've seen the same with women thake a thick cock but not a long cock, no doubt they have a more shallow vagina. Yes, women have different sized pussies and they can be really boastful on how tight they are or sensitive otherwise. Just like cocks, it's an awesome playground to have fun with. Enjoy!
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Sillybugger00
5 years ago
Not sure if anyone here has ever seen to the display in Tasmania, not even sure if it is still going, but castings of many vaginas on the wall display, very interesting and amazing the variants. But all vaginas are special, all unique and all exciting to ponder, like a penis in general terms, its more about how you use it and how it is used... 🌹
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RHP User
5 years ago
Mischievous lad You can add Funny Complete Stupid Awesome Dumb Fucking Sick .. needs a subset thou Cld have different meaning... it’s getting complex now ! Weird Smart Intelligent Interesting Silly And the list goes on Very versatile word !!!
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RHP User
5 years ago
Ps sorry for the last high jack post Took things in completely wrong direction fro the original post Jest yelled out to mrs funk to grab a 1.5 litre coke bottle and ruler and to get in here for a chat. Will report back tomorrow Mr funk 🧐🧐🧐🧐
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rorzy
5 years ago
Personally for me the bigger the better
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Phoenix_Rising
5 years ago
You can tell the size of a vagina based on the lips? 😂😂 so is the circumference or of the depth supped to match the ...length... of the lips? I’m confused and intrigued by such a statement. Ms Phoenix
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Codeblack
5 years ago
They’re all beautiful Tight ones Loose ones Favorite would have to be small inner lips and bald , large, Fat , swollen outer lips and watch em get wet without touching it ., But definitely MUST be std free , not smelly ,freshly washed and I can stay there for as long as she wants 👅👅👅 And that my friends is all you need !!!
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nightingale8
5 years ago
On SBS ‘The Sunny Side of Sex’ - Uganda episode they did a fun episode on sex coaches. Women manually stretching their lips to increase pleasure in the bedroom, friends doing it to each other? Lol
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RHP User
5 years ago
I hear they can be relined with a knob of polony, just insert as far as possible, cut off the excess, make new opening as required to accommodate all potential partners 🤔
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EarthQueen
5 years ago
Quoting 'Phoenix_Rising' You can tell the size of a vagina based on the lips? 😂😂 so is the circumference or of the depth supped to match the ...length... of the lips? I’m confused and intrigued by such a statement. Ms Phoenix What if one lip is bigger than the other?? Back to the drawing board. Maths was never my strong point.
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cutiepie62
5 years ago
You simply measure it by sliding a vibrator Inside and putting a finger at the end bit that is sticking out bingo theres your length and the thickness of the vibe is how big a cock you can take 😊
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Kinky2some
5 years ago
Average vag length is 6 inches. Average penis size is 5.2 inches 😂
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Volume = πr2h r is the radius, so maybe measure both labia and divide by 4! I think you work out h (or depth) with that bit of pvc pipe... Or at least that's what I read in a book years ago;) Not exact, but close enough and you can use the bit of pvc pipe to clobber the cunt that's measuring you!
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Robbysomeone
5 years ago
Thats so funny. But it is necessary to measure, especially depth. By chance a damn spectacular Mr 12" said to me, "do not bother unless you can take it" and gave me his 5" girth measure as well. Im pretty thirsty so it was a challenge accepted, game on kind of adventure for me, with quite a few laughs on the way. So I headed to the sex shop, bought a dildo to those specifications and had a go. Tried it out missionary, doggy against the wall, cow girl style squating over the damn thing. It came with a handle, so it was like a sword and the extra length helped a girl out, as I was trying to manouver this beastly cock inside. Well the whole experience, although fun, was fruitless, I measure an eight, yep I could only get that much in. Dissapointment ensued. There are both positive and negative outcomes to knowing this though. 1. Size matters in the sense that I love that stretching sensation when your cock hits the top, the pressure, the pleasure, makes my eyes roll back in my head and exhale an OMG!! Thank you!!! 2...and then pounding that intensifies above sensation and brings on that internal orgasmic flood - wave after wave of sweet juices... 3. I thought, after babies maybe im too big, too loose, and went through all the emotions of feeling worthless. The anxiousness of knowing Mr "norm" is going to fall out, and feeling humiliated as the play session got wetter with less chance of helping to hold it in. Its kind of criminal that I'd put myself in those positions thinking it was all there was, confused between experiences where some got there and others didnt, constantly thinking it was my bodys fault because I was too wet. I even held back. Stopped the flow so he could be satisfied. 4. Sex was a disaster. And no amout of pelvic floor was going to fix the need for length. Girth to some extent as the side muscles contract but you can't shink 2 inches. 5. I realise now why I am left wanting after the normal average guy. And adjusted my profile to include the 8" requirement. There is backlash for this but Ive measured and do not need to be left wanting. And I have to ask Mr 6 - 7" whether its closer to the 7 end or the six end. Much like Mr 12" knows he needs that depth reached, so do I. And so its known. Chicks come in different sizes. But the stigma attached to tight or loose is what needs to change. The expectation that after childen a womens size changes is often embarrassing and men have said " it doesnt matter you've had children" when its slipped out. There's multiple phrases like this to console you while your fucking. Make you feel better. All they do actually is make feel inadequate and lay there and take it as your self worth just fell through the floor and they need to cum. So women, take charge of your vaginas, measure yourself and find the right fit. Nobody wants to be squished into a size 10 when they're really a 16. Get what you need 😊 There is no list as both men and women feel the pressure of inadequacies, the shortfall of a lovers need, understanding of an impatient sigh, the cues that say we are not worthy of love. And I have done it here too, inadvertantly said if your not my size "don't bother"! Its a precarious line to walk but knowing yourself, being comfortable in yourself is step one, with or with out a list.
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Phoenix_Rising
5 years ago
😂😂😂 math class with Spicy is bound to be a fun experience! Ms Phoenix.
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Phoenix, bloody hope no one's taking this shit seriously 😬 It's been pointed out to me that the displacement method is a better way of measuring volume! Still not sure what constitutes s,m or l though... someone will need to work it out so we can add it to the RHP ruler PDF that's in the frequently asked questions section!
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Robbysomeone, the pvc pipe is for measuring depth (height in the equation) If you read back in the thread I think anti is the current owner of said piece of pipe😳
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Robbysomeone
5 years ago
Spicy Bahaha.. but thats not how or why I measured it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Might like to donk a few on the head with said PVC pipe as previously mentioned.
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kle58
5 years ago
Vaginas change size. They can be stretched and made wider through foreplay or masturbating. Ever had a baby? Bam! Stretched like crazy and then it goes back to normal size. Same after sex. It goes back to normal size. Have you ever been fisted? When you are not horny and juicy enough, it's hard to get a fist in there. Gotta work it. Stretch it. Finger by finger til stretched enough to take a fist. But here's a question about size. I sometimes wonder how a 5' tall female handles a 6'4" tall male with a very thick and long cock!! Hmm.
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Threescompany02
5 years ago
Weve met some guys who were big cunts.... just sayin......😏
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0z_boy
5 years ago
What a fantastic idea!Along with your excellent size suggestions I propose that RHP also include a a section on vaginal looks, whereby you tick a box that best describes the look of your lady bits. camel toe axe wounddecapitated catYawning donkeybat caveinverted weasel carcass dehusked mangrove clam Feel free to add more descriptions as these are all that I can think of at the moment :)
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
Oz_boy, is that to go with the naked mole rat, sea cucumber and the priapilida (aka, penis worm) to describe guys junk😉
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0z_boy
5 years ago
Quoting 'SpicyKale' Oz_boy, is that to go with the naked mole rat, sea cucumber and the priapilida (aka, penis worm) to describe guys junk😉 You might be onto something! I just looked up "naked mole rat" and this was top of the page. In the world of animal models, naked mole rats are the supermodels. They rarely get cancer, are resistant to some types of pain, and can survive up to 18 minutes without oxygen. But perhaps their greatest feat, a new paper suggests, is that they don't age.
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0z_boy
5 years ago
Priapulida, sometimes referred to as penis worms, is a phylum of unsegmented marine worms. The name of the phylum relates to the Greek god of fertility,
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RHP User
5 years ago
I believe that everyone is missing the point. It’s not the size of the vagina that matters but rather how hard the lady can squeeze 😊 Surely that could be easily measured if one wanted to start a competition 🤷🏻♂️
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Kokoflamingo
5 years ago
Guys actually give a damn as long as they are inside
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0z_boy
5 years ago
Quoting 'adventuremanx' I believe that everyone is missing the point. It’s not the size of the vagina that matters but rather how hard the lady can squeeze 😊 Surely that could be easily measured if one wanted to start a competition 🤷🏻♂️ whos got the ping pong balls (no pun intended or implied)
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RHP User
5 years ago
Hadn’t ever crossed my mind....
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UnassumingFella
5 years ago
Do microvaginas exist?
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welfedunlovd
5 years ago
I really don't care
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welfedunlovd
5 years ago
I think I read somewhere that most women in arousal lengthen to eight inches...there's no such thing as two wet !!
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RHP User
5 years ago
Kegels. Give your flower power. Earn a badge for your vag. Tutor your cooter. Heaver your beaver. Scooch your cooch. Suck it up buttercup. Squeeze your wees. I mean, I could on...
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Are just shallow. 😕😔 Ms Foxy
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
and then they wonder why they have no luck on here foxy 🤷♂️
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RHP User
5 years ago
Just a 👀 @ de 👄, one is able tell de size of dat cunt!
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justforfun81
5 years ago
Well my mate reckons can tell by a chicks mouth.. small mouth small pussy bigger mouth gets bigger pussy gets???? Think could be some truth but small mouth usually smaller chick etc so...
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canbpatient
5 years ago
A cunt is a term of endearment between men. So it's up to a man to decide on the size of it. Because like men she'll lie about the width, depth and the size of her clit she's Gunna fuck you up the arse with if he don't come up with the correct size that she wants to hear. Anyway it's a tough one the joy and expression on eachothers face doesn't tell you "after this I'm Gunna measure that cunt" it's an amazing part the bald magnet, one day you can get your whole fist in with her saying get the fucker in there cunt, and then the next day the fucker is that tight you can barely squeeze your cock in there. Remarkable. I love you cunts mmmwha
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Kokoflamingo
5 years ago
We had the eye roll emoji in the forums
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1loveahottie
5 years ago
Vaginas are “one size fits all”
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
🙄 IPhone Koko! 😬
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SpicyKale
5 years ago
ps it's the only reason to use the mobile version of the site!
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RHP User
5 years ago
Fuck me never laughed so much at replies on any forum that was great thank you all of you
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Are you serious "A cunt is a term of endearment between men. So it's up to a man to decide on the size of it."?😯 I learn something new everyday, thanks, I think. Remarkable!!! Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
Or an unlike button. Ms Foxy
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EarthQueen
5 years ago
The cringe factor. Now set at 1 million plus. Lucky he's patient 🙄
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yami_pilot
5 years ago
Wow what a big vagina you have, wow what a big vagina you have. Ok you don’t have to say it twice” “I didn’t “
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The_Antichrist
5 years ago
I call my mates Cunt all the time ....It’s 1 size fits all term... What ya doin Cunt? Answering the phone “yes Cunt?” Realisation “is that right Cunt??” Inquisition “what do ya want cunt?” Complimentary “yep..they’re good cunts” It’s a pretty diverse word when ya break it on down... 😂😂
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RHP User
5 years ago
What a cunt of a topic
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minxx
5 years ago
How much kegal excercises you do a day. That needs to be flaunted 😂
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RHP User
5 years ago
hey
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RHP User
5 years ago
I can personally measure each vagina with my penis. I lay on my back the vagina slides into the penis and the size is measured by tightness
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Phoenix_Rising
5 years ago
“Please sit down ma’am...ok my dick can confirm you have a depth of....and a circumference of....now would you like to get horny so we can take those measurements again?” Fuck this post has some funny comments 😂😂
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RHP User
5 years ago
Very small
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canbpatient
5 years ago
Awesome, all I wanted was a reaction and to cull the miserable with no sense of humour.
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