M40
attractive, genuinely confident, sociable & balanced...try elsewhere...
December 20 2009
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have popped the corn, filled the glasses, got the comfy chair ready - all set to sit on the sidelines and watch the ladies reply to this 'thread'. Should be quite interesting lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
pass the Popcorn sport.....jhammer you is on your pat malone with this one, maybe whitey might come to your rescue! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
This one will be good to read. jhammer lucky for you you didn't mention bbw or the fat brigade would be out in force and you'd be scramble eggs by the morning. mr pip
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not worth the popcorn ladies and gents....jhammer is simply an incendiary expousing inflammatory rhetoric in order to attract attention from those with whom he clearly desires to bang senseless.....its called....reverse psychology... LOLOL...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I constantly get hit on when I go out to..... Am intelligent, independant and confident, but prefer not to drag home someone I found in a night club, as I am sure is the case with a lot of the ladies on here..... Maybe you should do some research before making generalisations such as the one you just have.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dearest jhammer..., are you any relation to MC Hammer of "Can't touch this" fame ? That song resonates in my little blonde head as I try and turn down the volume on my huge sex drive to respond to your post ! No, morally intact, high self-esteem woman should take time to respond to you and I urge all others to hum the MC Hammer song to themself if they contemplate replying. But !!! since it is Christmas and I am in the spirit of sharing, I will take your bait. Those who know me know there's is nothing I enjoy more than a challenge. Considering I am a highly educated woman with more years at university than you spent at high school, I will assume you would not place me in your first category... that of a woman with low self confidence and social skills ! Therefore I MUST be a woman with a high sex drive ? Could you please clarify what you regard as high ? Secondly, why is "high" regarded as abnormal ? I do not classify myself with a high sex drive. If I was in a committed relationship with a great man I'd probably enjoy sex 3 to 5 times a week. On a casual basis I would enjoy sex around 3 times a week BUT I rarely get that as I'm too busy running my own successful business, keeping fit at the gym and raising an incredible daughter to spend days chasing men to fulfil my needs ! Usually I'm happy to satisfy myself with the help of my little toys ! In fact it's been WEEKS since any sexual activity other than by myself and guess what ? It's OKAY ! There are MANY intelligent, confident, assertive and HOT women (yes, we CAN have it all) on here ! We are here simply because we want to be here ! Most of us do not rely solely on rhp to fulfil our needs. Most of us are aware of the damage any relationship can cause. The relationships formed off rhp are the same you can obtain at any bar or club in the city. At least on here there is more choice and a process where you can communicate first before fucking ! Versus going to a pub, getting drunk and fucking in the laneway ! On RHP I know what to expect although I must admit I find men who say they want "casual, non-attached fun" often want exclusive "rights" to a woman and to still fuck others ! But that's another topic! I would much prefer a man to be upfront and not play games. I don't have a lot of spare time but I enjoy squeezing as much fun into my life as I can. RHP provides that opportunity. By "fun" I don't simply mean sex. I have laughed, chatted, gone for romantic walks, held hands in parks, had pleasant lunches and lots of coffees all with some very interesting and intelligent men. I would not be able to meet the amount and range of men in my day to day life. I feel a little sorry for you jchammer as I feel your narrow-minded view of rhp is restricting your own growth and development. I would never close the door on anyone or any experience. Life is an adventure, play it ! xxx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
You mean like pushing over the girls we liked in the playground when we were in Primary School? Guess some guys are late bloomers!Cheers Nev.....struggling with big words this late on Sunday night...lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Mooka & Nev, settle in, make yourselves nice and comfy.......no need to wait til New Years Eve for fire works.... jhammer.....I will take into consideration the fact that you are very young. Allowances may also be made for the fact that it is the festive season and you may have been intoxicated when you decided your post made sense to you. Your statement "women of low self confidence or poor social skills or women who have a sexual appetite so monstrous" is degrading to every woman who walks this planet. They are words from the mouth of a very immature youth who, in my opinion, does not know how to handle the frustration of rejection. They also appear to be words from a male who appears not to be aware that women have the right to vote, to have a better job than he does, earn more money, make their own decisions and embrace the fact they are confident and secure in their own sexual feelings to select who, how, why and when they choose to share their wonderful female treasures. My suggestion to you, it to pull your head out of your butt and have a look at the real world of equality of the sexes. Maturity is not just an age, but experience in life and acceptance without such outrageous judgment of others. The above are just my thoughts......I do believe they may also be those of the majority of fabulous females on this site, not an exception. intrigued & curious ( successful business owner who also has no shortage of options in the real world and enjoys the freedom of choice this site provides)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Reckon so Nev....women's intuition tells me all is not as it appears to be.....or maybe ive just eaten way too much popcorn and wants me money back....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
I know I should have got more popcorn lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im in the mood for something sweet..or maybe thats SLEEP man! damn posting is addictive..lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hmm lets see Confidence..no, got that, probably the main reason I have posted a face pic on my profile, like it, great, you dont, of no consequence to me. Social Skills, yes, have those too, work in a managerial role and communicate with interdisciplinary team members and the public on a daily basis... Sexual appetite...certainly have that,, I am not wanting multiple partners, but rather utilise this site as to find somone who has the same sexual interests and/or fetishes as me..in a non-judgemental setting... I may have great social skills but would never ask a potential partner in a public social setting if they would like to "wear a saddle whilst I beat your arse with a crop". But alas I am only speaking from the point of a self-confident, sociable,balanced woman, what do all the "desperate men who are spoonfeeding my ego" think?
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RHP User
15 years ago
heya saturn, great post, good to see a strong argument and some freethinking, plenty of material for those sideliners to paraphrase as this defensive argument steadily augments. To clear the waters of assumption, I personally don't automatically categorize someone who has spent many years in university as intelligent nor would i class it as a means to identify self confidence or good social skills. In fact, many uni graduates may not have the self confidence or social skills to apply a graduation toward obtaining employment or advancing toward their own business and may just continue to study, though this does not relate to you as i'm sure you would just be venturing on with completing your doctorate and i wish you all the best with that. I also did not regard a high sex drive as abnormal, whilst i, like you, do speed write I try to always be on par with my choice of words especially when i can anticipate a blatant scrupulous rebuttal. I referred to a monstrous sexual appetite that i would deem as more repelling that attractive. Now I acknowledged that this is my personal opinion, i understand your bar may differ in height to mine as mine appears to stop at the sign of some form of undiagnosed psychosis which is where attraction turns to concern for me lol. After that, i quite enjoyed reading the post its well written and you didn't miss the question, in fact you addressed it well with merit and really redeemed that introductory mc hammer metaphor. Its always great to get another perspective so thanks for contributing. Lastly, I have to agree, I would feel sorry if having a narrow-minded view of rhp was able to hinder ones growth and development, it would be a very sad world indeed....luckily we have other means right?
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RHP User
15 years ago
intrigeudcurious, thanks for the post. Now the statement regarding low self confidence or poor social skills is only made specific to women because it comes from my perspective as a man (or boy if you so wish lol). In no way was this intended to ignite an issues around feminism nor rise any of those issues you have outlined which must have previously sat dormant. Admittedly I did not cover those bases so let me nullify the argument and allow you to strike again but next time on target. The exact same comments, low self confidence, poor social skills and monstrous sexual appetite is not gender specific and yes the same would apply to the guys here. I'm sure the guys are going to take just as much offense about the 'desperate' comment as you have taken to the above comments.......any time now........ Now i can totally understand that the post could be read as a jaded pimple faced young boy venting due to constant rejection however i am fortunately in the position to be able to post this topic due to warranted immunity from this type of basic ammunition, if fact, that immunity is one of the reasons i decided to post. *yawn* Come on, how about we leave the age, gender, race and other calumnious angles out of the picture and try to address the content...is it that hard to pull apart?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mate...you hit the nail right on the head with that one 100%....Kitty,after a fair few flirts & emails,I'm still waiting for a reply from you,and a profile picture at least.Goes to show I made an effort to try & meet a girl based off her profile.Seems you judge potential sex partners purely on looks & no doubt would be one of the abusive rejections in a bar that I seem to cop alot now from "attractive" girls who can't handle the attention from normal men.
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RHP User
15 years ago
And sex 3-5 times a week ?!? Jesus....do these women really reside on planet earth??? A nympho maniac who loves deep throating her mans cock,taking his sperm,anal,will pick up a lil hottie in a bar & take home for her man to have a threesome!!! PLEASE....I've got a better chance of finding a lepracorn riding a unicorn with a pot of cold down a yellow brick road...cause that's what I'd need to get my sexual dreamgirl out of a porn movie where she's getting paid more than I do in a year to lay back & take it.Hell,I know lepracorns are none existant,hence why no one really bloody knows how to spell the name correctly!!! Jhammer is right,from my experience online,it's just as frustration & soul destroying as in real life.Australian women just don't know who to be submissive,handle mens lust & attention & take care of her mans needs.It's all about them & what they get sitting on their pedestal...how many men lusted after you today.Like the Pussycat Dolls song says..."don't cha wish you girlfriend was hot like me??".I'd like to actually have a girlfriend who's not a insecure Barbie doll lesbian wannabe gold digging Ken doll chasing stuck up prude first...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Or is that just my obscene high sex drive, lack of morals, intellect & minimal social skills speaking?? Nah, its from the RHP responses to little man tates post!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mannn...i just knew it, this is gunna be a deep hole, with two of em doing there best to bury themselves! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
This posting made me want to ask Mooka if I can get more popcorn n then snuggle up on his lap and whisper in his ear.I guess it was good for somethingDev xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Laughing so hard here, I fear my neighbours are going to call the men in white coats out for me shortly! Oh Trish! Donning My birthday suit in preparation for a nudie run as I type. nip & tuck here and there, polishing the nips....scrambling thru my vegie drawer to see what I can bring to the party.. OOO..this is so exciting!! Nev, hand over the shovel to the BS twins and get ya starter gun.... We're OFF AND RACING......YEEHAWWW
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think they are doing a damn fine job as far as the manure and compost, just need to bring in backhoe to fill the rest of the hole in, then you can plant your tree on top....lol I just don't get these guys, why give yourself so much grief!! Its all an exercise in futility! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am not doing the shoveling...lol, these guys are in the hole shoveling for all their worth at a furious pace! reminds me of that Simpsons episode....lolCheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
MY reasons.....1...Dont drive..so clubs and pubs are out..as day time is my only time to meet...i wouldnt go on my own....................2...Have 2 kids...so nite time meets are out...they are still my main concern..and have to becareful for them....................3...Its easier to chat to people on here...can screen potental play dates..safer for me and easier....................4...If a person isnt what my after...no chance of verbal abuse..causing a scene (drunks are ugly)..been there,not a very pleasent situation...have been followed..whilst with a few friends...sans kids.What you one expect on a site..all types of people..as in the real world,only in cyber its easier for some people to bull,and to be decietful,NOT all.Yet so thewho are we question....others reasons...This should be a judge free zone....As for me ive had to over come many issues...and its been a long hard road....so dont start...putting people down...Ive come out the other end...Confidant...always been sociable have to be in my trade...,Balanced..lost a few marbles though...lol..they say we get our insanity from our kids...hahaha...Now as for ego...i like myself..so wtf..but not full of my self either....soo far from it...as for being attractive.maybe if i was much younger..lol....im ego free!!!!as suchyou can ask anyone who knows me,they'd laugh their guts up if you were to say i had one.Thought that what chatting is all about!!? to learn and grow in understanding of others as well...Hence the forums...????my fave saying is take the stick out of your own eye before you try to take it out of someone elses eye...hypocrites.are alive and kicking...NOT all just a few...xoxomumma....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your still young...and stacks of growing and learning to do yet...and to experience..peoples natures..and such,as some of you ....think that they know it all...and blurt out s**t..with out any decorum...Some will also learn there's a time for every thing....and a place...also some elements get's lost in translation in cyber land..but hey...im not dissen yaheymumma
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RHP User
15 years ago
Holy snappin duck poo!!! Deliberately avoided the BS twins 'threads' (did I get that right did I did I huh huh huh?) however caved in to put others comments into perspective.... Suffice to say....I now need a 'mind, body & soul enema'
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RHP User
15 years ago
jhammer..... your line "(no offense) desperate men...etc" with no similar beg off in regards to women, screams of sexism. Still seems to me I did address the content of your post and pulled it apart . One of the wonderful offerings on these forums, is the ability for us all to learn something new, whether it is sexual, sensual, kinky, funny, emotional, intellectual or just outrageous. The measure of who we are shows in how we act on our new knowledge.....regardless of our ages. Seems to me if people of various ages offer the same advice over and over again, its worth taking into serious consideration. I am "woman" enough to happily admit I have aquired new viewpoints and lessons through many forums ..... .....hope you are "man" enough to one day, widen your tunnel vision. intrigued & curious **wandering off to see if its too late to join the girls in the nudie run....**
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RHP User
15 years ago
Grabs some more popcorn (even got extra for Devine), refilled the glasses and moved the chair. Suddenly decided that watching the gal's nudie run is far more entertaining than watching two idiots perform cyber suicide and manage to alienate themselves from most of the women on the site ....
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RHP User
15 years ago
just have to change out of my stillettos into my runners if we are heading for the border..... ic
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RHP User
15 years ago
Trish, for you and the lovely ladies I have prepared a basket made out of layered Caramello Bears with an assortment of fuirt dipped in chocolate. I am sure that will provide the necessary energy boost to revive you after your run. As for cruising my way, no need I shall make my way to a suitable location - I do try to be a gentleman after all ! Trish, I do suspect you are right IN A SENSE. Whilst the OP, JDhammer might be using the forums for attention getting (an act that does not show any maturity or common sense), I suspect the other member of the idiot brigade is actually a whiner naraccistic fool who actually believes what he types.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Welcome aboard Flight RHP69 bound for Bootyland! Estimated time of arrival is 10.17pm The Cabin Crew will assist you with their wit, charm and opinions. Only children are permitted to view the Cockpit. Cabin Crew will assist with this request if required. Please familiarise yourself with the evacuation procedures and note where the Exit doors are. We do hope you enjoy your flight and continue flying with us. mwah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whitehawk, if you bothered to read my profile correctly, you would notice that I have stated that if you are under 5'10", I am most definitely not interested. Being tall myself, I am just not into short (vertically Challenged) guys. It is not because I base things on looks, or that I find you to be unattractive, short men just are not a turn on for me.
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Steveh67
15 years ago
Sorry ,I cannot encourage this one !Shane
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RHP User
15 years ago
Flight RHP69's In-Flight Entertainment channel is showing the acclaimed "Nudie Run" starring the delectable Customer69!! and....co-starring the delicious Mynameonyourlips and delightful Intriguedcurious!!! Again...welcome aboard Mr jhammer and please enjoy the In-Flight Entertainment tonight! >>>>Cabin Crew request that you remain in your seat until the turbulence has passed>>>>> mwah!
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RHP User
15 years ago
YAY! We are now a nudie threesome!!! Got my runners ready...can't resist fruit dipped in chocolate so... wheres Nev with the starter pistol???
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RHP User
15 years ago
first of all...i just want to unbind the posts of whitehawk from my own as the premise differs substantially. My post relates to why i would not pursue options here rather than not having success but thanks for posting whitehawk. Great composed post heymumma, addressed the question well and i'm now more enlightened on the subject. Thanks. I can only assume from the absence of a raging hostility in your post means that the above comments were unable to be absorbed with contempt possibly because the terms do not apply to you, so you could be that exception i mentioned. I also wanted to make mention that while age allows for more time to absorb more knowledge, it does not mean that knowledge was necessarily utilized and absorbed nor does it automatically dictate superiority over those younger, that notion would be absurd. A younger person can, if inclined, chose to learn many lessons from observing the failures of those older rather than spend the same duration experiencing them. If the younger person has already chosen this angle, they automatically have a headstart on the older person, especially if the older person didn't chose to take that same approach earlier on in their life.....the basis of social evolution people, there are new ways of obtaining experience. Taking that into consideration, it's not an older age that guarantees more experience, it is more experience that assures more experience and the same can be said about intellect. Age is not a factor of this, its merely demonstrates more opportunity...utilizing such opportunity can demonstrate wisdom however not utilizing such opportunity only demonstrates squandering. Sorry if this disarms many of the older folk...i guess that just leaves you bare knuckled with your wit. Now my bold approach is something that I can admit may be assisted along with the benefits of my age as I do possess that bulletproof spirit that regrettably is known to diminish as years go by. It is not something I wish to lose, nor something i would ever regret utilizing, besides....i think there are so many of you sitting on the fence that there would not be enough room for me anyway lol. Regardless of my approach, the content remains invariable....... ok, intriguedcurious. You will have to bare with me, being gen y, my vision is not tainted with sexism and i will try to be more cautious of those that consciously look to take offense in this manner as this was not the intention. I guess I used to have 53 cards in my deck too until Obamas appointment kind of turned my race card into just another joker....i thought Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth or Oprah may have done the same for your gender card but clearly you still play with a 53 card deck....maybe you can contact Westpac's CEO and see if she can exchange your gender card for a credit card, shouldn't be a problem...she deservingly earns a bucket load just like many thousands of other successful women, unhindered by that obsolete anchor you seem to retain. Now you said you were woman enough to admit you have acquired new viewpoints and lessons through many forums before that flimsy attempt to tarnish my manhood which i can only assume must have worked for you in the past. My introductory in this post states that i'm only really on here for forums and that i find them interesting, so i don't understand your argument here....i just don't think i'd pursue a relationship here hence the basis of this blog, how are you able to pull apart my post if you didn't comprehend it? Do you care to provide any more gratuitous slander or shall we leave the smear campaign for the professionals on the backbench?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where is that bloody pistol, its got to be around here somewhere!!!!!!You in position and comfy Mooka? Ok ...readyyyyy, steadyyyyyy, no wait...... Trish has jumped the start! Ok...ok yeah i know just fire the gun!........BANG and there off.....Cheers nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Myname falters at the starting line upon hearing Nev's BANG....looking around for action of a different kind... I've got the attention span of a gnat.....dang!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have been eating lots of salty, buttery popcorn from waaayyyy across the room on this one.... I don't get out much :P Miss Sophie <<< wondering why lots of people ask her why she doesn't date single boys he he he :P ... Miss Sophie always replies that it's because they are usually way too clever for her and use big words that she has to look up in the dictionary (puerile).... but while looking it up she found some other great "P" words... Miss Sophie likes "polemic" today :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
I disagree! ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I blocked jhammer ages in chatroom cause he was crude.....pushy... sweetpetite41
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RHP User
15 years ago
for me ta join in..???...i just need ta adjust me "desperation meter"...so that i can keep upwith those three delectable hotties ahead of me......oh...and me belt too...that damn hammer.....hehejose...>>>...wished i'd taken up that fitness training a few months ago...
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RHP User
15 years ago
C'mon Confess. You probably ONLY or mainly attact women with Low Self Esteems (hey and that doesnt mean that arent beautiful) or those whose appetitutes are so "ravenous" they may even F**k YOU. If youre so young, virile, educated, intelligent, sociable and together WHY are you here. Surely, you should be browsing anonymously and trying not to drool over the photos or throb to the webcams eh? You're TOO young for me to consider even without the attitude. Keep your head in your books and study with Freud - you have women/ mamma issues thats for sure.
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RHP User
15 years ago
seeing as jhammer is only here for the forums... and has thrown in a bomb amongst us... he can say what he likes, inflame how he pleases as he has quite clearly implied that the women here are of a lower standard...well, that's how i read it...not to mention all us "desperate men who are spoon feeders" as well... sigh....i just love the youth of nowadays...NOT!!! or are there a few guys in jhammer's profile enjoying their sport with the rhp folk... jhammer...i think ya just a troublemaker, looking for attention, and seeing what sort of muck ya can stir up... why don't ya just head back ta local watering hole...or are the girls not classy enough for you there either..?? lemons to you sport.... Jose...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I didnt realise the uniform for attendants on RHP flight was such a hot colour....very nice! (mynameonyourlips....I thought the *bang* was a misfire from someone eating too many baked beans) Hey Hey Jose...come on over here so we can just check if that problem hammer is a 'j' one...dont usually need them in your tool kit... Ok...girls, ready for pistol Nev...ah..Nev with the pistol...to go *bang* again.... down on all fours waiting......... Hey Mooka.....got any chocolate cherry liqueurs in your basket of goodies? mmmmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Too good, I just had to jump in here and jump up and down saying "look at me, look at meeeee, meeee!!!!"I need your responses to my post to flatter my ego! I demand sex at least twice a day from Andy, never mind the rest of them, and finally A shout out to......All the single ladies.......Put your hands up! Breakfast at mine and Andy's (my strapping 6 ft tall ken doll butler is cooking and catering to my every bisexual whim!!Ummm, dammit, was trying to be funny but I just do not know how to feign poor social skills!xx Salina
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lovin how we're getting away from the meanderings of the misguided to....NUDIE RUN..comin to a sky/road/ near you! We have the elite of RHP lining up, both contenders and voyeurs (oops, audience) to cheer us on! Glad to see we have a male representative join the ranks...tho please be sure to run behind me! As I have already pointed out I have the attention span of a gnat and will be likely to run into a power pole or flock of seagulls if Jose is within my sights! ps: braved the christmas crazy crowd and purchased myself one of those body sculpting thingys in the interests of my fellow sexletes mental health and wellbeing AND so my bits dont wobble uncontrollably ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
as the subject line implies....lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
no idea if we are running...flying.... or sitting by the side of the road checking Jose's tool belt for 'j'hammers while sampling mookas chokkie delights . Seeing as it is Christmas time....I have used the break to improvise with some tinsel to bind my bits wobblyless.... Salina....can we have the eggs 'n bacon served on AndyKens chest please.....it should keep him powerless while we have a 'secret womens business' meeting , lessons in Poor Social Skills 101. Maybe we can share some tips... intrigued & curious (I have just discovered tinsel tickles - hehehe)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Adrian here, Firstly, somebody please reinsert whitehawks gag. secondly, I agree with the females on this one, and thirdly, with regards to hammer, his age, his two-dollar words and how he is slinging them around willy-nilly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, as the advertisment says,,, "I guess I'm just too old to know everything" merry xmas to all, and many naughty returns for the new year.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Loll'ing it up here to the two new posts!!! Brilliant! ...who's this jhammer again?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Where's Customer69....is she still running? lol ....Intriguedcurious.....I agree, a bit of "education" is probably what we need...sign me up... Mylips...I found jhammer...he has a profile on here...he's looking for a lady to satisfy...he's rather quiet tonight...maybe he got lucky???
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RHP User
15 years ago
what's going on in here then?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im still at the starting line Onebright....gobsmacked by Jose's....well..u know... reckon I got a huge dose of performance anxiety too...or pehaps its Nev's gun misfiring...ok enough of that...on to the post run 'secret womens business meeting' Poor social skills 101 here we come! (best wait for customer69 tho!) jhammer getting lucky? Now I'd pay to see that...LOL (maybe he is too..hehe) Merry Christmas to you to AplusJ xx ps: who's going to enlighten spankk?
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RHP User
15 years ago
what u studying at uni bro? serious question. thx in advance.
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RHP User
15 years ago
....has been very quiet. best scenario...May be out enjoying some Christmas cheer..... worst scenario.....fresh produce & caramello bear induced coma. Nice to see Adrian and SpankkRock popping by....hi , Poor Social Skills 101 to commence Boxing day, just to make sure we are well equiped for New Years Eve. The timing of the course shouldnt clash with a certain toolsman classes in Law, Social Sciences, Psychology or Sex Therapist hands on section of the course. (All subjects one may consider to become a true "Professional") (No offense intended to any Professional) Now I have no interest in the original content of this post....just having a bit of tongue in cheek teasing and the tinsel is really fun when stretching to keep my muscles warm and ready....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thought Id best retract my last as it didnt come out the way i had intended... (t'was the beans reference) Slaps My wrist!! xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I found it difficult to read the initial post, so I have taken the liberty of translating it for anyone else who struggled: "for me i'm only really on here now for the forums as i enjoy reading and writing about various subjects, i find the site both hilarious and interesting." I only read it for the articles. I don't really want to admit that I find the idea of "picking up" online at all a turn on, in fact, I am probably dealing with repressed sexual issues. "I don't think i'd personally pursue anything on here for a few reasons." I am titillated, but not quite ready to admit it. "I'd say the female demographic on here would be women who have low self confidence or poor social skills or women who have a sexual appetite so monstrous that I personally I would find it more repelling than attractive." I am afraid of a sexually confident woman. "You also have a very large amount of (no offense) desperate men spoon feeding the ego of the women here which just leads to many of the women growing a tattered ego past the point of a leveled self respect and into something quite ugly and unfounded. Its a bit of a generalization i know, but i'd say accurate." Of course, I don't fall into that category, read the above disclaimer. "That'll prob cause a stir here....I understand there are exceptions but to disregard this merit completely would just be puerile. I have some attractive and very social girlfriends who get hit on constantly and have no shortage of options (real world lol), so y would an attractive sociable woman be on a site like this unless she fell into the above two categories mentioned?" I struggle to pick up in the real world, girls tend to want to have me as a friend. Attractive people should only meet in "conventional" ways, this whole internets thing is a fad.
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RHP User
15 years ago
that jhammer is a complete wanker and that whitehawk aint far behind
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe jhammer and Whitehawk need to ask 7thparadox just how confident I am.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'kittyneedsum27' Maybe jhammer and Whitehawk need to ask 7thparadox just how confident I am....... Very confident - and quite sexy, not to mention talented...
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playfulminx
15 years ago
Two thoughts: 1. Don't ever make assumptions, either on here or IRL. Ya know the saying: to assume is to make an ass out of u and me. And, Quoting 'jhammer'first of all...i just want to unbind the posts of whitehawk from my own as the premise differs substantially. 2. Be careful the bed you choose to make on here. Strange bedfellows may hop under the doona with you :D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Intriguedcurious: My bet is customer69 is without a doubt living it up and having a blast! Thanks for the tips re tinsel...being a confirmed believer in utlizing every available resource to enjoy oneself...I am looking forward to experimenting with my chrissy decorations... Now doesnt that put a whole different slant on beads, baubles and all things bright and sparkly?...lol 7th, kitty, gozz & minx: thanks for a great read!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your welcome...... Petty little boys with archaic, victorian upbringings deserve everything they get in my books. There is nothing wrong with women being comfortable with their sexuality, and having the confidence to go out and satisfy their needs. This is supposed to be an era of equality, and jhammer's small, narrow mind shows just how uneducated and inexperienced he is with members of the opposite sex.Obviously he needs to experience what life is all about before joining a sex site. What's the point otherwise?xx, K
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RHP User
15 years ago
You crack me up!!! It's people like yourself, is why I'm on this RHP!!! Don't need to see a pic of you honey, your words alone make my panties all wet!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
hey sal...may i join you..?..hehedont say Trish as left the play ground..lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot!....Lol Am a big boy Myname, i can take a joke......wandering off for Baked Beanz now!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
nice to see you back.... Good thought on the sunblock, dont want to be mistaken for Rudolph tomorrow night....lol ic
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RHP User
15 years ago
Welcome back Trish! Love the new pic! So c'mon girls and guys....preen those nips and hone those thigh muscles the run is on... ps: thanks for the laugh ladies and gents!!!! xoxox
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RHP User
15 years ago
Has anyone else actually had a squizz at jhammers profile?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep...and u got it in one kitty...LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
LoL, you are one absolutely brilliant Lady, and allways make me smile, your ex must have rocks in his head. The guy who gets you will be one lucky fella!You Rock Sista Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ahh...lovin the laughter...PLEASE keep it up fellow forum'ers
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RHP User
15 years ago
How can someone have a profile stating that he likes confident women, and then post a forim topic such as this? I do believe someone must have had a brain transplant after creating the profile!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Please, in his own rhp words...."a very attractive, sex maniac, " hypocrite.... ( and he is only here to read the forums) lol....I did check out his profile before my first post.....thought I would let someone else bring it up. Trish....maybe he isnt taking the mickey out of our pussies...just forgot we could look at his profile! Hey girls, we have fabulous weather for our nudie run, temperature not going below 28 tonight....HOT & SWEATY! ic
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know it girl! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
I say, let jhammer post again...although his over use of adjectives and lack of paragraphs do make it difficult to understand. I KNOW!!!!!.....lets get the man 7thParadox to translate it for us...and then we can ALL just go on the Nudie Run to the airport, board the plane for Bootyland and chorus together "Can't touch this".....lmao I've had sooooo much fun (and only substantiated by his somewhat "double standard" profile) Jacqui x
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RHP User
15 years ago
LOL. The predictability of the boganesq rebutal. It just seems so many of you have gotten by in arguments by using rather primitive techniques as apposed to developing yourselves to be able to tackle them head on. I'd say these standard primitive techniques would be A) Diversion B) Defamation C) Dogma and D) Pre-prepared recited declamations. Diversion and Defamation. Rather than support your argument, its the character attack of the person delivering it. This is so basic and predictable *yawn*. Some smarter folk at least may approach this angle by using the past to highlight hypocritical aspects which at least demonstrates their understanding of the argument presented. The less sharp however who may not have understood tend to resort to the neanderthal tactics that can only be excused if you are in primary school. These are attacks aimed toward race, gender, age, disability, sexual orientation etc. I guess at least the cro-magnon approach to this tactic would be to attack elements of choice...fashion, grammar, hygiene etc...but regardless, still primitive and completely off topic. Dogma. Yes it would be hard to convince a jury that the world is round when you select those who adamantly believe it is flat. Support in numbers can be effective especially when segregated however very hard to take this approach when such conversations are documented, maybe leave this approach for office politics. Don't throw this technique out though as enough bogans unified can make intelligence appear as a flaw, social manipulation at its finest. Confidence in this field can lead to comments such as 'if you don't like it, why don't you leave' which leads on to the next point. Recited declamations, the default mechanism. Usually presented when put under pressure this would entail lines such as 'i know you are i said you are but what am i' or 'i guess i'm just too old to know everything'. These are cliche lines confidently recited usually due to those delivering them having viewed their effectiveness in the past. Also under this heading would come the stink face expression synonymous with younger women and the 'whatever' or 'talk to the hand' technique, both made famous over a decade ago back when Clueless was big however starting to lose effectiveness (blame Paris Hilton for those transparencies). I'd say some ones response to confrontation shows a lot about the tools they possess or have developed (or the lack there of). For instance, If a guy doesn't have the tools to effectively rebut in an assertive manner, he can often resort to physicality hence why so many fights. You know, there have been plenty of times that I have had someone outsmart me, raise a better point or disprove something i may have said with logic. The difference is that for me, that builds respect not contempt. Hopefully someone here can impress or i may have to add another node to my initial post.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
i've never upgraded and therefore have also never been into the chatroom and have never spoken to you, very odd that you would fabricate this. Maybe you are referring to the forum. But i like the approach, block out those who's views differ from yours...check out Seek, there are some jobs going in Iran for a ballot counter, all you'll need is your eraser, a paper shredder, your narrow mind and that impressive ability you possess to confidently fabricate information. I can be your reference if you like?
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RHP User
15 years ago
so many of you have taken serious offense to this....lol (minus those who have sent pvt messages sharing the satire). It's very funny, you must really have your lives on the line here. I've gotta admit I'm finding alot of humor in this and sorry if it's at the expense of many of you. By the looks of it, Sacha Baron Cohen could potentially harvest a lot of material down under cause this has comedy gold written all over it...better still, maybe we should get David Thorne to start blogging on here, similar style of humor.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Satire is a literary technique which principally ridicules and often belittles its subject which is often why people are disturbed by it and take offense. I'm not a huge fan of laughing at other people's expense, Mr. jhammer, or of satire in general, with the exception of George Orwell and Joseph Heller... and to be honest I don't really think your writing is quite at that level yet. Maybe if you'd like people to recognize you as a satirist, you should work a little more on making your writing satirical. In general, I'd say you need to be more biting and astute... or alternatively watch more South Park episodes. I prefer a man or a woman who uses a self-depreciating sense of humour to effect changes in people's thinking, with the ability to use wit and sarcasm and irony but without the specific intention of mocking others.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I thought i could waffle on a bit.......and no damn paragraphs. Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'sophie_74'I prefer a man or a woman who uses a self-depreciating sense of humour to effect changes in people's thinking, with the ability to use wit and sarcasm and irony but without the specific intention of mocking others. I think I'm worth less and less as time goes by... hows THAT for self-depreciating (what about 'gently poking fun' instead of mocking? it isn't nasty like mocking... and seems a much more RHP-appropriate turn of phrase)well, i'm a bit late to the party, but is there any popcorn left? no? I'll just stand in the corner and watch the train wreck.jhammer: I don't know if this qualifies as well played trolling or not sir, I think trolling with the topic chosen is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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RHP User
15 years ago
damm, now have the hiccups from laughing *hic* soooo much.... I knew I should have paid more attention at school ( yes, they did have them back in the Jurassic age), the fur pelts we wore wrapped around our feet then where purely for practical reasons - so we didnt cut out feet running away from the neanderthals who wanted to club us over the head and drags us back to the cave. Who would have thought all these years later that moccassins would have such boganesque conatations ! Personally....I love a funny comedy show....have always found it a little embarressing though, when the comedian/satirist on stage in the spotlight believes that the crowd is laughing with him, not realising they are laughing at him...... but when he does twig what is going on, can laugh along with everyone else and gong himself off the stage. Now off to finish wrapping a few pressies for under the Christmas tree, wishing you all a very hot and sensual festive season ho ho ho *hic*, intrigued & curious taking all that has been said into consideration and having a good long look at myself.........mmmmm nice jimmy choos (hey Nev, do you want some more baked beanz for your waffles?)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'jhammer: I don't know if this qualifies as well played trolling or not sir, I think trolling with the topic chosen is like shooting fish in a barrel. I think that if one is to troll, one needs to make the troll readable.I tried to read his subsequent replies, however was unable; due to the lack of punctuation and paragraphing.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep..... lack of paragraphs = lack of interest in reading. The written word needs form and structure.Of course, any educated fool already knows this!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Kittieneedsum27, 7thParadox...couldn't comprehend so diverted to grammar, well paragraphing..lol You see what i mean, predictable. *face palm* I guess I was just trying to highlight that the old techniques used in fooling people that you are on par when you actually aren't are more transparent than you may think. Now Sophie made a good well written post and it clearly demonstrates she has read, interpreted and evaluated the content prior to challenging it and has challenged it with some evidence of further knowledge on the subject. Hallelujah! I actually agree with it even at my own expense....i'll do this if warranted. The style of my post admittedly is tainted by follow an alternating spirit as well as a growth from seriousness to satire due to this rich manure-like content being received. If I wanted a post to be admired purely for satire, i would just have needed the discipline to make that the sole intention rather than in the spurs present. Here, on this medium, i clearly have the inability to control the delivery which only allows for confusion on the genre and form which is what readers search for. I guess one style at a time would be best, ahh....the burden of options and impatience. kitty & 7th, lets try some philosophy...I'm wondering if a new doctrine or journal of Da Vinci's was discovered, would you immediately discourage the content due to the form or handwriting? If Imhotep was explaining the principles of physics or architecture, would you discourage the content due to his broken english? More realistically, would you discourage good information from an *ssh*l*, merely because they are an *ssh*l*? Maybe you should understand the core of your argument rather than following your objective. Language is a form of communicating information. The English language is 'a' form of communication not 'the' form of communication. Forms of communication evolve over time and you are only in an 'age', what remains true is information not language...what is your focus? Language grows around information not the other way around. You look to find flaw with form to discredit information when revolutionaries look to edit form to find information. Want to truly appear smart you two, disprove don't discredit ...again, you're probably not even following this....and your right, why the f am i bothering educating you....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Still no paragrapshs, ......c'mon dude, this is just crappy diatribe. wake up and smell the roses sportNo cheers this time!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I haven't laughed like this at a post for ages, thanks peeps. jhammer, one thing I can guarantee you will learn as you grow (up) and extricate your head from your arse (oops, did I say that out loud??) is that when it comes to writing and making a point ... less_is_more! I understand you are exercising your extensive vocabulary on us in an attempt to disguise your youth and naivete (damn where are those lil French accenty thingies when you need 'em) and to give additional (and sadly unwarranted) credibility to your point, but it kinda just makes you sound like a tosser!So my tip for the future success of your communication endeavours (and frankly, for any real likelihood of you getting laid on a regular basis) is to K.I.S.S. Now if you don't know what that is, it will be a fun little research activity for you under-utilised (or is it over-inflated) academic noggin to discover. Good luck with that.And yes, in case it's not apparent, I write this as a confident, sexy, sexual, happy, loving woman who came on here to chat to other sexy peeps, learn some things about life, indulge her exhibitionist tendencies in the chat rooms and meet some great people. I got all of that and more. But if you prefer to think of me as a desperado fugly nypmphette, well hey, who am I to bother changing your 'puerile' little mind.God, the beauty of age is the wisdom of knowing that one day jhammer will look back on mindless drivel that he has written and just plain cringe :)in laughter ... lilmiss x
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RHP User
15 years ago
just checking if posts are still immediately uploading :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'jhammer' Kittieneedsum27, 7thParadox...couldn't comprehend so diverted to grammar, well paragraphing..lol You see what i mean, predictable. *face palm* I guess I was just trying to highlight that the old techniques used in fooling people that you are on par when you actually aren't are more transparent than you may think. Now Sophie made a good well written post and it clearly demonstrates she has read, interpreted and evaluated the content prior to challenging it and has challenged it with some evidence of further knowledge on the subject. Hallelujah! I actually agree with it even at my own expense....i'll do this if warranted. The style of my post admittedly is tainted by follow an alternating spirit as well as a growth from seriousness to satire due to this rich manure-like content being received. If I wanted a post to be admired purely for satire, i would just have needed the discipline to make that the sole intention rather than in the spurs present. Here, on this medium, i clearly have the inability to control the delivery which only allows for confusion on the genre and form which is what readers search for. I guess one style at a time would be best, ahh....the burden of options and impatience. kitty & 7th, lets try some philosophy...I'm wondering if a new doctrine or journal of Da Vinci's was discovered, would you immediately discourage the content due to the form or handwriting? If Imhotep was explaining the principles of physics or architecture, would you discourage the content due to his broken english? More realistically, would you discourage good information from an *ssh*l*, merely because they are an *ssh*l*? Maybe you should understand the core of your argument rather than following your objective. Language is a form of communicating information. The English language is 'a' form of communication not 'the' form of communication. Forms of communication evolve over time and you are only in an 'age', what remains true is information not language...what is your focus? Language grows around information not the other way around. You look to find flaw with form to discredit information when revolutionaries look to edit form to find information. Want to truly appear smart you two, disprove don't discredit ...again, you're probably not even following this....and your right, why the f am i bothering educating you.... I scanned and read "philosophy" and "English language"; however was unable to find either within your post. As a student of both, I would request that you apologise to both faculties at your closest university for your abuse and disregard of both disciplines. I would like to discuss this matter with you, but simply can't if you are going to insist on refusing to make your invective digestible.Please use paragraphs in your next post so that we may engage in a meaningful discourse.Thanks,7
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Jhammer, your doing your best to come off as the intelligent obsever of our beloved RHP, but even a stupid man could comprehend the diversify of people here, someone close to you could be on here and you'll never know it. so to come up with a female demograpic.....silly..but there is one thing about your post, it's like a familar song but you changed the words,Whitehawk sings that tune thats why he was attracted to your post, i bet a tear come to his eye as he read your attack on women, quickly banging at his keyboard to support his bother in pain, your contempt for woman leeches from your post and i'm guessing out of you, you may have been told as a child how women should behave and our freedoms upset you, who knows who cares, but all is not lost you now have a friend in Whitehawk and that is so nice, such a christmas present for you guys, maybe together you could work out how to get a girl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh Jhammer, your doing your best to come off as the intelligent obsever of our beloved RHP, but even a stupid man could comprehend the diversify of people here, someone close to you could be on here and you'll never know it. so to come up with a female demograpic.....silly..but there is one thing about your post, it's like a familar song but you changed the words,Whitehawk sings that tune thats why he was attracted to your post, i bet a tear come to his eye as he read your attack on women, quickly banging at his keyboard to support his bother in pain, your contempt for woman leeches from your post and i'm guessing out of you, you may have been told as a child how women should behave and our freedoms upset you, who knows who cares, but all is not lost you now have a friend in Whitehawk and that is so nice, such a christmas present for you guys, maybe together you could work out how to get a girl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey.Consider for a moment what it's like to be in the shoes of a high value woman. Almost every time she ventures into public, every schmo and boring "nice guy" (read: weak push-over who will compromise his very character to please a woman) within a 100m radius thinks he can try his hand at cracking onto her. It's bloody boring for these women. Usually they have to resort to freezing them out. On this site, however, they can screen the men before they try to interact. It's simply another avenue in which to meet men. Now, I realise that being a man in this world is so very different from being a woman, but I thought I'd tell you why I joined this site, since I am considered a "high value" male. I don't get hit on overtly every time I go out as a beautiful woman might. However, I receive tacit invitations to flirt with women all the time - their body language is clearer than any verbal communication. It's easy enough for me to pick up in the street, in the real world. But it's made a fair bit harder because there are often small men/insecure "alpha" males around the women I desire. These insecure saps will do anything to try to cut me down because they feel threatened by me (I'm 6'7", and hence I'm the sworn enemy of every short man on earth, or so they see it). I don't feel threatened by them, though they may be ripped because they hate their small bodies so much; I can hold my own in a fight. Anyway, when I try to pick up women, I have to win these men over. It's tiresome. Usually I have to talk to them about some inane crap like Aussie sport. I don't need new male friends, especially not insecure ones who have such low self confidence that they have to insult others. I'm totally over having to "compete" with other males when I want to pick up a woman. It doesn't stop me completely from trying to pick up on the street, but it's a big enough gripe of mine. So I joined this site. N.B. I'm not a nymphomaniac, not socially retarded, etc. So there you go. I must congratulate you on starting a truly engaging thread. For what it's worth, I don't think you were being inflamatory. I used to think the same way you did, until I saw some of the high value women on this site who won't fit into your two categories. Peace.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow jhammer after being on this site for so long I think you just unlocked the key to getting women to take notice of you... Maybe I should try using big words and look down upon others on this site in an effort to stroke a self inflated ego......NOT..Perhaps it more a reflection of yourself as to how you percieve others on here. I for one have found the women here that I have been fortunate to chat with to be, intelligent, charming, interesting, people and look forward to continuing to meeting insightful, fun women from here. Ladies continue to be yourself as unlike jhammer the majority of us respect and enjoy your company on here. Ricky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Getting knocked back at Christmas can do that to you. Hopefully things will brighten up by New Years Eve when everyone gets a kiss… even the mounted cops horse.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Great post LeMans, finally an intelligent, aware male!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
"High Value" "can hold my own in a fight" "small men""sworn enemy of every small man on earth"Well gotta say i am amused, all this from a 21yo, sounds about right.You are certainly "high value"Kitty bought it, go figure!Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
All the normal 21yo guys..............man that was surreal. Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lemansblue that is some of the best sattire I've ever had the pleasure of reading! I particularly enjoyed the fact that you seem to be wearing a lepracaun suit! Perfect! Jill
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RHP User
15 years ago
I totally agree.Women spout off how men are always judging on looks,and not personality,but i think they're just as bad,if not worse,than we are.If i had a dollar for every polite email i've sent to a lady,only to be rudely ignored,i'd be rich !I think i'm quite a reasonably agreeable,pleasant,mature person but obviously because i'm no Fabio i don't get a lot of attention here.Well,guess what,THEIR LOSS !!!!!
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