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Desperate housewives of rhp

May 10 2017

role play

Hi 😘 So I thought since we are like a big family here, a dysfunctional one, granted 😀 we women in particular, get pretty intense with our interactions on occasion 😊 but why not turn this into our own TV show 'Desperate housewives of rhp' I know we're not all housewives, but we are desperate right? so that's close enough 😛 I'll be the director 🎬 your character names will of course be your profile names or shortened or adapted versions we can still identify as you. Here's what I want you to do, and you can have fun with this, flirt if you must 😄 and let's get into some roleplay here 😜 All the cast live in the same area. Final note, if you're not proposed to guys, you can still come in and give your thoughts on scenes with maybe a 'sliding doors' slant, and also for women who don't want to be in the show, you can still interact and give your ideas. 1. Name your on screen husband 😉 To prevent offending or creating an awkward situation, probably suggest you use someone you're already close to or propose first via personal message 💏 You may choose more than one partner if you wish, poly or whatever, harem of men lol 2. Outline where you live, what kind of house you live in, your line of work, your net worth lol 3. Describe your personal characteristics and relationship (your husband can join in now) 4. Optional - describe your sex life - that one's just for me 😎 5. Name your street 6. Name your pet - see where I'm going with this? 😀 So that should do to kick things off. I'll probably change the rules as we go, depends on how competitive I get 😉 Once couples start arriving, you can at any time, because we are desperate remember 😉 start flirting/hitting on, other couples, or one partner or the other from a couple, from one or both of you, cheating equals drama and I'm hoping our show will get high ratings so don't hold back, leave your morals at the door, this isn't real 😇 You are not required to hit on other couples though, you can simply talk about your 'social' life, and to each other here privately lol As things heat up and the steamy or troubled storylines evolve, you may or may not need your street and pet name lol 🎬

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    So as I was relaxing after a harsh workout on the court, suddenly this gorgeous maid pops out. I couldn't resist her in that sweet dress, so I ended up showing her how to handle a racket and with that firm ass in front of me things developed rather fast... After an intense workout, I headed back into the house to stumble into another maid! Why are here so many maids, and why was the other maid talking about adopting the children? Looking for a bottle of wine, the cellar was visited, where admits a huge pool the head of the house lady was swimming. Maybe we ll be visited soon by a lovely police lady/lad? Freaked out I left the scene, and decided to order a bottle of it instead with some pizza maybe?

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Some sweaty thief broke into my house (it is now) and stole some Star Wine, 82 vintage. Must have been on drugs because by he kept calling me the maid. Everyone can surely recognise a Nanny over a maid. Ffs......

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  • Seachange

    Seachange

    8 years ago

    We must be twins. Think Arnold and De Vito. 3 guesses which one are you. 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hahaha pleasure island 😁 Had a giggle at the reference to security cameras. Tried unsuccessfully (with company) to find a 'camera free' spot on the weekend lol little tip, don't even bother around a shopping center 😉😊 Big Brother is watching 😎 lmao

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  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Invites Lilyorchid into the cabana ? ( whatever that is ) , get yourself back down under that fancy 2 hole massage table and polish lik2 accessories as per your idealology. After that , you'll probally want some relaxing stretches to iron out some of those creases.. so youre quite welcomed to come to my gym and get your first session free of charge.. Don't be too fussed how you look , it's called Fernwood , a all lady's gym .. That's my specialty.. Ladies... winks. 😜

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I can't remember who's dead, who's still alive, who's fucking who, who's disappeared, who eats pineapple soup, it's a mess 😀

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    An episode of home and away......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Betty No-one rocks more than you xx thank you She does. BAM BA LAMM!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Haha Home and Away 😂😂😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm sorry, I had meant to respond to your kind comment before. Thank you. I'd like to think I'm a little bit creative, but I'm really more a hunter and gatherer 😊

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  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Touch put a lot of thought into opening the door so we can express those innermost kinks, plus have some fun and a few laughs along the way.. No need for the degrading stuff , just good clean fun.. Touch... don't you ever leave here.. We badly needed your live wire sense of humour and kinky mind before you came . The thing I like is you don't take yourself too serious and love a laugh, just gotta stick a skyrocket up some the others bum then let the fun begin.. Jay.. 😜

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The ladies haven't been degrading, might be some stuff you missed, but no they've been awesome 👍 Thank you though for the amazing compliment, you know I feel the same about you, always enjoyed/enjoy bouncing off you, having a good laugh, never had to watch my back with you. You are as genuine as they come 😘

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  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Thank you my sassy friend.. I say things like that because our comfort level is just that , it's said tongue in cheek and is genuine , but you know that ... Yep , I got ur back... 👍 Jay...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm putting urine indicator in the pool because maintaining this amount of bodily fluids in the water is a chemists nightmare. Besides it's a waste! Offenders will be removed to my bungalow for coaching, um counselling. Oh and the pregnancy tester in the changing rooms waste basket was positive 😱

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    Not mine.......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    😀 shit, there's another child you might have to adopt Annie the nanny 😉 identity of the parents once again unknown, cue Miss Marple 😯 Nice work Sailbad, full report of bungalow action on my desk by the morning please 😇

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    What happens in the bungalow stays in the bungalow.I'm a respectful guy !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Pool boy, can you just leak a little to the press for our ratings 😀

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm looking for desperate housewives who are desperate for black dick - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    alright, we have a BC or BD 😀 👍 welcome to the cast DieselPower. Now mingle, that is if you can find anyone who hasn't disappeared, fled the country, been imprisoned or murdered, go for it tiger 😉 Report back to HQ 😎

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  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    Looks like the series has ended ,ratings were high for the first few episodes , but died a miserable death ,looks like cast and crew need to gang bang the director and call it a day on the plastic covered casting couch Asses up Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I new I liked you 😁 splendid idea, let's go out with a bang 😯

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  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    8 years ago

    Did you order pepperoni? Or sausage deluxe?

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  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    8 years ago

    Excuse me miss, umm how would you like to pay for your pizza?🙇

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