Everything & Nothing

August 28 2015

Well peoples, another thread in the similar vain to it's predecessors, anything and everything x 4. Where you can chat and chew the fat on anything you desire. Impossible to go off topic. Over to you all in the RHP sandpit. Play nice and no throwing sand And be careful, the cat may have buried a turd in the pit overnight......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    LD what a stunning creature they are. Recently saw amazing footage of a camouflage octopus (that is its name) that is truly freaky. I thought the cuttlefish was a master at camouflage but this octopus is the ultimate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' How is this for weird? This was in my Fb wall this morning, via HelloU: "In a wave of curiosity, a woman has decided to take something positive out of her, probably quite uncomfortable, yeast infection. Namely, the yeast. Instead of bemoaning her itchy vagina, Twitter user @stavvers has decided to attempt to bake bread with the surplus yeast she’s currently producing. She’s gone for sour dough – a type of bread which typically uses ‘wild yeast’. (It probably doesn’t get much wilder than the stuff made inside a vagina.)" Eeeeeeewww. :-\ my home made sourdough, temporarily, even though the wild yeast in it is from the surrounding air.

  • neapolitan_guy

    neapolitan_guy

    9 years ago

    I'm I mistaken or has a brilliantly compiled post by Meander for White Ribbon Day, important post to, just dissapeared. I was writting a reply last night then phone went flat. Cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Here ya go, Adam: http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/White-Ribbon-Day-2015-50302

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    How often do you read a thread and following discussion and think, "Yeah, I'm not even gonna touch that topic."?* * Condom discussions no longer count toward this total.

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    9 years ago

    Til Christmas!! 🎄🎅🏻 Excited is an understatement. 🤓 Or maybe I just really need a break from work!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And no ... wasn't Grammarly Pros and Cons of BoysCon: They're dicksPro: Their dicks Bit low brow, but made me laugh.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Went bush for an hour or so to clear my mind and to find some clarity. Hoping to come across a bearded dragon or snake, no such luck. Dozens of Blue Fairy-wrens (they are so sweet) and perhaps the largest echidna I have seen for some time, such gorgeous creatures. Such a pleasant experience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Aaaaaall the time. And then wine happens...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I received an email from PayPal saying there was suspicious activity on my account and they locked it. The email included a direct link for confirming my identity and re-opening my account. The message was addressed to Dear Customer instead of my name, which was a dead give-away. I checked my account via my ap, and of course it was just fine. I'm not used to scam messages making it through my filters, so the scammers are getting smarter. Just a heads up.

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Aaaaaall the time. And then wine happens... If the lesson I should take from this is that I need more wine or less wine...

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    More wine. Always more wine! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    As she said, and she said.... Wine. That's the answer. Volume is not negotiable.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'tylannister' Quoting 'Meander' Aaaaaall the time. And then wine happens... If the lesson I should take from this is that I need more wine or less wine... It is more wine and less whine...

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Happy weekend folks.... Rejoice for you are alive and well. find something to rejoice, even the simplest of things like you have not lost your mobile nor your marbles... yet.

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    9 years ago

    Your mobile or marbles yes, because not enough wine!!

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Give it enough time. .. and wine.. lol. Melbourne is swinging tonight. In train, on my way home .from city. Goodness me. Doesn't anybody go home at.all or.are these the best dressed homeless young mob ever!!! Am with my 15yo son btw and he just attended his first political march against climate change in the city. Bless his blooming greenie heart. Looks like I have to save up for bail money after all.

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    I appreciate all of the supportive answers....I suppose I should've known the answer to be, "More wine." shouldn't I?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ok. So it wasn't the wine I had ... Dinosaur Erotica is a thing. Surely, now I've heard it all. In the Velociraptor's Nest (Dinosaur Erotica): "Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall. A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast's flesh against her own." Oh, you beast!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've no clue what search terms I could use to find that old thread. But ... "Ballet Dancer Sergei Polunin Simply Slays Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'" is something that gives me one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It doesn't seem like it was that long ago that I could have a really good day/night out, wake up the next morning and still have a spring in my step. Now alcohol keeps me awake FFS. Today my head hurts, my neck is stiff (yes, the music was that good), my feet are swollen, my eyeballs feel like they are bleeding, my mouth tastes and feels like the bottom of a bird cage and I swear I will NEVER touch shots of any kind ever again. Bloody hell, I want to be 35 again

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I haven't had the (dis)pleasure. I figured I paid my penance with Oh. My. Inner goddess.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    But it may be in pink instead of blue.....

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Really? I had some suspicion who it may be but not sure Some of you have more clues than I. lol. better get back to making dinner for my boys...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Cyber sales are so dangerous...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Lovinit..I hope you have a wonderful day 🎊🎉🎁💝🎏xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    spent a whole $8 on a selfie tripod Hoping it will inspire my lazy arse to take a few new pics for my profile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality'Bloody hell, I want to be 35 again

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    I hear you ... Sigh. Sales and my bank accounts don't mix!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Even thinking the paint is in both colors. 2 brushes in play.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Pretty sure I asked this last week - cant find my post, nonetheless how is everything? I missed u guys (mea, frey, stir, annie, astrild). More bum pics everyone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Welcome back!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Give it enough time. .. and wine.. lol. Melbourne is swinging tonight. Every night I believe :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PatchworkGirl' Sales and my bank accounts don't mix! Not pretty...not pretty at all...

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Big hello to big Redshift. Annie

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Or do other people sometimes see new posts come up, where you just know what the replies are going to be, have to look anyway (cause you can't help yourself), and yep, as I thought.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The Apple customer support dude telling me that I'm very computer savvy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    REDRUM period panties covered in blood....awesome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    but who.....in their sanity, proposes marriage using a public forum??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Proposed marriage Stirry?xxFreya

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' but who.....in their sanity, proposes marriage using a public forum??? - Posted from rhpmobile they must be in jest.... but really... don't they want to meet first to see if they have a 'connection'?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' but who.....in their sanity, proposes marriage using a public forum??? - Posted from rhpmobile they're insane or just a bit crazy over someone?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've got one of those suction dildos....it's so hot here now that the suction part has started melting into a gooey mess

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    but pics of hands, and all the congratulations comments, just make it bad taste joke if it is.... Btw it was a facebook post....and while I can handle that obviously they must be happy about what's put out there; I find it remarkably bizarre that such an intimate occasion is instigated on that medium....I feel it diminishes it's sacredness, and romance. While I understand people doing the cliche style sky writing, or at a nightclub in front of a few hundred people, or national TV, I see that kinda stuff over the top and totally bizarre and nothing short of gratuitous attention seeking..... Lol that's my verdict for today, come back tomorrow as I preside over a case of "R U OK?? Vs Claims of sexual assault/pedophilia." - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    I don't normally fall for light haired much less a ginger man but the pic of Prince Harry hugging an elephant in Africa to promote the plight of saving and preserving wild life is just way to endearing and bordering on sexy! I just am a sucker for men who are kind to kids and animals... I think I am in love with this ginger. Lol.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    More Lube......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just found out my sister, niece and nephew are coming down for Christmas. I miss watching those two beautiful children grow and Christmas to me is the best with the young ones around.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    found guilty of murder by the appeal court and to be re-sentenced. Let's hope he gets what he deserves now.

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    A huge sigh of relief here today, with some tears thrown in too. Stay tuned for a "yay, I'm starting my new life!!!" thread, coming soon to a forum near you! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    has anyone actually lost consciousness due to the intensity of an orgasm?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' found guilty of murder by the appeal court and to be re-sentenced. Let's hope he gets what he deserves now. About time, lets hoping

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    You go girl!! Make it everything you wish it to be xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    that's eternity leave lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    For all those Waleed Aly fans: At the Walkley's last night: "What else could Waleed Aly possibly turn out to be good at? I put ten bucks in "French Polishing". Any other ideas? #walkleys," "Waleed Aly nails solo from Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb" Loved this from Annabel Crabb:

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "What else could Waleed Aly possibly turn out to be good at? I put ten bucks in "French Polishing". Any other ideas? #walkleys,"

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    "The perfect blow job" thread, has 69 replies

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'CucknShells' of people having heart attacks and then dying. Is that the same as losing consciousness. Shells. that's permanent loss of consciousness... Lol. but at least they died smiling?

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    I got my first flirt from a fake profile here today! I'm so excited! It's only taken 6 months, but I finally got my first fake profile! Reverse image search show the picture as belonging to a whole SLEW of people. I'm thrilled!

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    After some drinks with friends earlier, I'm now having a hot night in with Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey. I'm not sure who I find hotter right now. And I LOVE their relationship in this show!

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    9 years ago

    And some of the passages in it where hilarious. Must say, made a change from the everyday drawl of template profiles you usually come across. Guess it goes to show, just a little effort goes a long way among the see of monotony.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'tylannister' I got my first flirt from a fake profile here today! I'm so excited! It's only taken 6 months, but I finally got my first fake profile! Reverse image search show the picture as belonging to a whole SLEW of people. I'm thrilled! Pleased to see it doesn't take much to make you happy. You have a good outlook on life with that attitude :).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Happy Hanukkah!

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Just watched a documentary about revenge porn on ABC2, really sad and scary stuff.

  • Patrem

    Patrem

    9 years ago

    Revenge Porn is totally disgusting and a very very sad state of affairs. When we were growing up we didn't have the rampant social media that is available today (you know, we actually went out and MET people, if you can believe it!!!), and I don't think we've passed that understanding to our kids. Once it's out there these days, it's out there forever. When I was at school my girlfriend, in a fit of pique because of some argument we'd had, decided to spread a love letter I'd written her around my senior year. I was mortified then, and at best it was probably seen by 30 or 40 people. Today, put it on facebook or any of the other social sites and it gets seen by hundreds, and constantly gets "renewed" as people start looking at them more and they start trending upwards. Revenge Porn though - the deliberate act of humiliating someone vengefully for whatever reason ... tragedy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Just watched a documentary about revenge porn on ABC2, really sad and scary stuff. I posted this a while ago, after coming across an article about it, see below. Such a spiteful nasty thing to do to someone. http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Revenge-Porn-49053

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    To Sweetgems profile pic. It's beautiful.... absolutely stunning. PROOOOAR! Ms Foxy xxx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Well done Sweetgems. Looking great.

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Countrychic1962' Quoting 'tylannister' I got my first flirt from a fake profile here today! I'm so excited! It's only taken 6 months, but I finally got my first fake profile! Reverse image search show the picture as belonging to a whole SLEW of people. I'm thrilled! Pleased to see it doesn't take much to make you happy. You have a good outlook on life with that attitude :). It just says a lot about the work that the staff at RHP does. On other sites, I was getting messages from fake profiles within HOURS of logging on. Here on RHP, it's been half a year before I got hit on by one. On other sites, they're so numerous that they're a pain in the ass. Here, because it's so infrequent, it's just comedic.

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    horny :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Havent seen you around for a while. How you doing?

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    Willow. Crazy busy same old story single parent, work, moving house closer to kids school....I'm in a happy place though. And looking forward right now to my first morning coffee *smiles* Take care.

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    To ask how you have been? How's forum life - Anything exciting happening? Has DG been around? That fella makes me laugh :-)

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Good to see you. DG is around. Saw him last in "women on RHP" . He has teamed up with Stirry for some bromance.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If you're after some porn with a difference, check out the website 'a four chambered heart'. I'd love to be involved in some of those shoots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    he's my bitch :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    He's saying that he's the top.......

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Whateverway' Good to see you. DG is around. Saw him last in "women on RHP" . He has teamed up with Stirry for some bromance..... There is a movie there somewhere.... brokeback something something.... damn... it has been done before.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    My 2 new waist trainers arrived yesterday....time for dress ups today me thinks 😜💋👍

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    That doco was advertised while the kids and I were watching the abc. Had an interesting discussion with them about what revenge porn is and how it comes about... Love those random opportunities to have open and frank discussions with my girls. Sweetgem that is a gorgeous pic. You are so beautiful.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    I agree withthe lot above. Nice new smiling pic.. Beautiful.... take care sweetie.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    I'm love your profile Pic.... Looking at the boat... Errrr I'm a little distracted. My eyes keep looking at something else. 😍🤗😋 Ms Foxy

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Need to buy a new BBQ, Current one has rusted out and does not get hot enough and was stewing steaks. I only live in an apartment on my own, so only really need 2-3 burners, but need a good one that gets hot enough to cook good steaks. Any recommendations (suspect may need to spend $1000-$2000). Any recommendations as BBQ season is here already.

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Need to buy a new BBQ, Current one has rusted out and does not get hot enough and was stewing steaks. I only live in an apartment on my own, so only really need 2-3 burners, but need a good one that gets hot enough to cook good steaks. Any recommendations (suspect may need to spend $1000-$2000). Any recommendations as BBQ season is here already. It's a Weber Q. Gas, different sizes available (the Baby would suit you perfectly), cooks a fabulous steak along with lots of other yummy things. Plenty of change from your $k.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Need to buy a new BBQ, Current one has rusted out and does not get hot enough and was stewing steaks. I only live in an apartment on my own, so only really need 2-3 burners, but need a good one that gets hot enough to cook good steaks. Any recommendations (suspect may need to spend $1000-$2000). Any recommendations as BBQ season is here already. It's a Weber Q. Gas, different sizes available (the Baby would suit you perfectly), cooks a fabulous steak along with lots of other yummy things. Plenty of change from your $k. Looked at those but they only have a heat output of around 20mJ, and sales person said you need to keep the lid down to cook steaks (otherwise not hot enough). The Zeigler & Brown is similar and puts out 36mJ and has 3x burners not one. Tossing up between Webber Genesis E-330, Z & B Turbo classic or elite or Gordon Blieu, too much choice

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    But cooking with the lid down means the temperature remains constant which is much better for cooking. And they retain lots of flavour and are incredibly juicy. Just the way I like my meat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Never been a fan of gas for a bbq, call me pedantic but I like charcoal, to me thats bbq. I know gas is convenient blah blah but charcoal is what outdoor cooking is all about, there is no substitute.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Went to Big W and the bags of Lindor were on special so of course I had to get a couple. White chocolate and peanut butter ones....nomming some now...heaven

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Went to Big W and the bags of Lindor were on special so of course I had to get a couple. White chocolate and peanut butter ones....nomming some now...heaven bugger, I have to log on to RHP and read this after the shops have shut :( But... this could prove to be my favourite RHP post ever if they're still on sale tomorrow!

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Went to Big W and the bags of Lindor were on special so of course I had to get a couple. White chocolate and peanut butter ones....nomming some now...heaven I grabbed some peanut butter ones today too - divine! They were meant to be for my Kris Kringle at work -oops.

  • Patrem

    Patrem

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'kissk' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Need to buy a new BBQ, Current one has rusted out and does not get hot enough and was stewing steaks. I only live in an apartment on my own, so only really need 2-3 burners, but need a good one that gets hot enough to cook good steaks. Any recommendations (suspect may need to spend $1000-$2000). Any recommendations as BBQ season is here already. It's a Weber Q. Gas, different sizes available (the Baby would suit you perfectly), cooks a fabulous steak along with lots of other yummy things. Plenty of change from your $k. Looked at those but they only have a heat output of around 20mJ, and sales person said you need to keep the lid down to cook steaks (otherwise not hot enough). The Zeigler & Brown is similar and puts out 36mJ and has 3x burners not one. Tossing up between Webber Genesis E-330, Z & B Turbo classic or elite or Gordon Blieu, too much choice Don't worry about the heat output levels - it's not an exact science. I have a Baby-Q clone (the Coleman one that sold at Aldi for around $200) and they are absolutely brilliant - and I love steaks. Two burners is heaps for cooking for up to four people. All I do is start the burners, leave the lid down for a few minutes while it all heats up, turn off the burner under the side I'm not using and drop the burner under the grill right down and put the steak on. Leave it there for about 6 minutes (I buy reasonably thick Scotch Fillet), then flip it over and go for about another four. The result is a beautifully cooked not-quite-medium steak. If you're going to go Weber go the baby-Q, but get the one with the high top dome (also has the temperature gauge) because this is better for roasting, which I also do in mine, and it works beautifully. I have both gas and coal BBQ's, and use them both regularly. the coal ones are more hassle to start, get right, and clean, and the gas is much less hassle, but each has a use and give great output. So great that I'm about to go away for a week camping and I'm taking both with me - two BBQs to make Christmas lunch/dinner. Last word - the Z&B's are a BBQ's Galore exclusive brand, while the Webers have spare parts available from all over the place and have a wonderful reputation. Be wary of salesmen trying to up-sell you onto a much more expensive unit that you don't need - a Weber Q will give you LOADS for change from $1000, especially in the post-Christmas sales. Good luck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'PatchworkGirl' I grabbed some peanut butter ones today too - divine! They were meant to be for my Kris Kringle at work -oops. have a total weakness for anything peanut butter and chocolate....they're just made for each other

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Every now and them Ilike to do as I am told.just to confuse people..Tamora Pierce 😘xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have you seen the delectable new pics of S_ontheloose and mischievous lad. I don't know if I want to spank those arses or use my strapon on them! Great work guys! Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    They're almost twins. Hubba hubba!

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    9 years ago

    Love your new pic Luck Dragon. At first glance I thought you had the Dony Darko bunny on your arse. Its a mad world. Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That rabbit is freaky as. I should watch that movie again.

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    9 years ago

    ......seems I am a pretty happy positive woman with only 22 posts there since it began in Jan 2015

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Grey ghosts all bitter and twisted pretending not be the bitter and twisted person that they were in their other/previous profile. Keeping our minds active as to who is who.....lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Nothing bitter and twisted about me but I have little time for hypocrites, bullies and bullshit. I don't always get it right, but I'm no bystander. What makes a frock and make up a more legitimate mask than a grey ghost ?I think it's wonderful that you have found a place here, you made it, one of the regulars, why you now feel the need to demonise others escapes me.I would have thought someone from a persecuted minority would be a bit more open minded and open hearted but you seem intent on creating division and hurling insults at people you now consider lesser.Good luck with that. That is all.

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