M57
Girls...what % of guys......
March 10 2008
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RHP User
17 years ago
I learnt early on that all women are unique in the technique to use and as a result I'm quite attentive to how a woman reacts to what. If I'm in doubt, I'll ask. I also understand it isn't a race or something to get done as soon as possible, take the time and the rewards are rich. My missus has told me she is very grateful that I learnt well, keeps a smile on her face.
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RHP User
17 years ago
sad to say, I've only known one man who knew how to do it to my liking out of countless many others. Before him, I thought I was completely defective and just couldn't enjoy oral to completion, I had to either rely on my trust vibrator or being on top. So in my experience, I'd say about....2% I was reading a post on another forum about a guy giving tips on pussy eating, it reminded me so much of that one guy...it certainly got me heated up by the memories.... So here it is....if you ignore the arrogant self promotion of this guy...he's actually got some good ideas... If u think u are good at eating pussy...Please read Current mood: loved I am honored to be among what are clearly world class Pussy Eaters. I am a man who has exhibited a complete knowledge of what it takes. Not the slap dash, hit a lick and miss guys ... but the I wanna go down and stay down for the count pantie pilots. The Valley Yodelers, The Carpet Munchers and the Top Guns of the bottom...The Pussy Eaters. Champions all. However, this following bit of information was devised when I was asked( BY WOMEN) why so many men don't get it. They dont get the concept, the idea, the skill of pussy eating. After some thought the following is what I came up with: Yeah alot of men probably suck at eating pussy... Not because they don't like it but because it's really hard. You have to learn it. Thats why sum women think only a woman can make them cum ... Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting GOOD head later on), so it's time I broke it down a gave you guys sum game, YET AGAIN !!!! Like this ... The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate pussy wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating pussy as your way of saying, "here's a little "atta-girl" treat session to bring u back cus tha day was beatin yo ass." Give it too her cus she NEEDS it !!!! I know I need to get brought back ALOT !!!! 1. BE DOWN Don't go down unless you're down. JUST LIKE fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Doing it when you don't want to will only bring on the dry heaves. However, if you eat pussy like a pig at a trough, many stupid mistakes are forgiven. 2. DON'T SAY HI TO DRY A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and tusselin (ALL FEMALES LIKE TO WRESTLE IN BED) for awhile. Take your time. Engage in some biting and hairpullin as to get her motor running. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little finger coaxing is all that's needed to get the honey dripping. Make sure you dip your finger between the lips. Once you're sure the pussy is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There's nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she's ready for it before you go under the covers. Though it's very tempting on your way down, to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the covers off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. Important: Don't play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This may detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman's pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire. Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share. Like a creamy milkshake with two straws. 3. SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY Once she's lathered up, it's time to go down. Start by kissing her breast and stomach. Slowly working your way down. Don't get too carried away with those luscious tits, though. From here on your concentration becomes strictly focused, after all that's something you should have taken care of before the pants came off. Right now, it's all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle nipping is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her pussy, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Slowly, gently and purposefully. Repeat this and it will surely raise her temperature, juices and extend your pussy-eating time. The more time spent, the better "out come." When you're ready, you may proceed by kissing along that lovely fold next to slowly swelling lips. Again spend some time there worshiping and adoring the firm and supple flesh. Kiss, lick, caress the delicate area. Drink in the fragrance. Treating it like a sumptuous meal. Pay attention to her breathing. Listen closely to the sounds she is making. Soon she should be acing for you to make another move. If you are doing it right, she'll be moaning, squirming and trying to force your head between her legs. Always a very good sign. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she's been holding her breath for like THREE days. Extra trick: Hover just above her rapidly wetting pussy. Wait about five seconds before the first lick. Inhale deeply, the warm scent will be rising. You can even witness the glistening drops of moisture as they gather at the entrance. 4. PARTING THE RED SEAS Isolate your playing field. If you don't have an appreciation for the exact beauty of a pussy, then maybe this isn't for you. However, if you are hoping to excel in this endeavor then you need to develop a healthy catalogue of the various shapes and sizes. The different combinations of cover from hair to nothing there. My preference is the clean shaven look. It provides more surface to suck and gently inhale in your mouth. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet. 5. THE GRAND ENTRANCE Your opening lick should be super slow. It's good to groan and moan too. It shows that you are actually enjoying it. It also sends microscopic audio phonic vibrations into her pussy. Begin your first, long, flat tongued lick just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do a few of these "St. Bernard licks" before moving on (take it really SLOW), like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it's real sensitive she'll probably convulse, quiver, even shiver as you pass over it and that means you're probably in for a relatively frantic ride. If there's no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has, one of those demanding clits and you're in for a longer session of tongue lashings. While the challenges of those who can absorb much lip service are many, so to are the rewards. But if you don't have the time, don't waste hers. 6. ROCK THE BOAT Eating pussy is a gentle yet technically challenging pursuit. It involves various combinations of breathing, balance, coordination, calculation, reaction and endurance. If you find yourself tiring of being ballerina boy, exact your focus on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little pearl who's boss. After all, it's precisely what makes pussy eating so difficult. It's surrounded by labia and, even after you find it, all the pressure can pop it from it's hide out. Think of the clit like a beacon to steer your tongue by. When you gently push down and separate it's cover area, it's the only one that can't be squished. Once your tongue trooper finds it, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting tha pearl alone. Once you find it, give it a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Suck on it and give it a couple of warm, wet, licks across the head. More on tha pearl later ... Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The pearl should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on it. 7. IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn't really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, it is something that is gained through many encounters. Fear not just do the best you can. Extra tip: There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don't. All I can tell you is, convulsing and slow moaning usually means take it easy and "Oh my God" means bring it on. However they are both interchangeable. 8. a) CLITS THAT DON'T Some clits don't want to be singled out and battered around. These are ones that need to be treated with gentle care. Just do casual "St. Bernard" licks until she creams, pure and simple. Try going in some different directions for a while. A good way to keep it random is to spell out different letters of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue. You should be looking at half an hour here pal. But on the bright side, I've heard going for thirty minutes is something few people have the patience for, so sticking it out usually leads to serious results. 8. b) CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER This type can be the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who "will not snitch". Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now, he's on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He's not going to tell you shit because he's a clit and he has no idea what you're talking about, but shake him up anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him like a boxer, slowly jabbing a speed bag. If she reacts as though it is too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the "St. Bernard" licks.The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but overdone it can a bit much. Mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. Work your combinations, add smooth transitions from one lick to another suck. Pull those fat juicy lips apart place your face deep inside. Run your tongue up one wall and down the other. Change your grip, grab her ass, stroke her thighs. Vary the position of each leg. Turn her sideways pushing your face deep inside. You are closing in for the thrill, revisit to the clit give it a relentless lip smacking. Up-and-downs are usually most effective, especially if done while holding her legs with her knees near her ears. Throw in a few side-to-sides. Keep a steady rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue. Just like a Native Indian chant (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya) . When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is IMPORTANT. Do NOT be creative. Be repetitive. Be rhythmic, Be consistent. Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes. You are almost home this is no time to start changing tactics. Your creativity brought her to this moment and it is hers to ride home. Extra tip : Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn't over until the hands come down from above and push you off. Even, If she's multi-orgasmic you may have to keep going until she is done. If you're not sure what to do just keep giving her a strong, steady work out until the magic hands come down to pull you off. 9. THE CONCLUSION Once you're done (totally finished) she's going to want your face outta there asap ! Only because the whole area has become very sensitive. Instead of abruptly leaving, stick out your tongue for about thirty seconds, lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Be careful not to move it because that can actually hurt. Just let it sit there. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. And with any luck ( and much skill) she will be breathing heavily, eyes closed, sputtering like a 57 Chevy on unleaded gas and speaking a language you don't recognize. You niggas need to learn how to keep ur woman satisfied !!!! So u cant say I aint pass down the Game down to ya'll
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RHP User
17 years ago
lili, WHERE IS THIS MAN?!!!!!! I MUST HAVE HIM!!!! LOL. great reading, humorous yet informative. although didnt mention much about inserting fingers too. good luck boys. xx kissa
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RHP User
17 years ago
i think i could come just thinking about that. perfectly put, just perfect. now boys take note and get to work! and shit count me in for any practise sessions!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
kiss, unfortunately i came across his post on an american site. He's from memphis tennessee according to his profile. And a very well hung afro american at that. damn hey!?! l.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Its great to hear feedback like that from girls saying that its true Plenty of guys claim they're good at it but essentially I doubt they truly know themselves. Maybe we need to get some on the job training happening? Its not as silly as it sounds,imagine all the women in the future who will thank us for it. Ever considered yourself as an educator girls?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Once you get past all the 'jive' talk the tips and techniques are all good information. As he said, reading the signs is the key to guide you what to do. I've found it is better to follow the signs rather than stop and ask for directions. Fellas, as he said, do it because you want to do it. You can't rush it, generally women take time to reach the same level of arousal we achieve in the twinkling of an eye. Surrender yourself to the art and you'll become quite good and your female acquaintences will be eternally grateful. Ladies, if you feel you have been missing out, I am happy to oblige.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Lili Im so with you that only 2% of men know how to please a woman orally. They dont listen dont understand the concept of oral sex .,.must be a male thing. Us woman should all get together an we should make Oral school compulsary. Lots of men think they good at oral but sadly they dont have a clue. They tend to just run tongue over a few bits and expect a reaction come on guys get imaginative, creative and listen to when your partners says thats nice thats the spot etc. For me gentle is better and the man running his fingers gently over the inner legs (this can drive u bananas as you laying there waiting for more and wondering when his getting to the good bits) ...fingers good gentle at first ..add some spit to fingers for god sake to gee ..once again men dont think grrrr ..and dont stop when your partner cums there could be a few more orgasms in there that just needs a touch of a finger on her clit or a tongue again to give her a few more orgasms. Men are visual right so why dont they want to see their partner multi orgasm is beyond me. Thats my 5c worth lol Tara ps ..guys its only March the yr is still young you can still achieve some good resluts by the end of the yr if you make it your agender to learn more..*wink*
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RHP User
17 years ago
This is exactly what Ive heard. Sounds like the demand for pussy lessons would be huge from both the teachers & the students Girls....we need your expertise. Lets start in Melb..who's keen to rally the cause?
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RHP User
17 years ago
I will be in that lol ..willing to teach and to practice on lol ps what ive learnt about oral sex is that if you do a decent job men tend remind you and expect u to put our just as good next time. This can be off putting ..i would rather hear someone say hun love to catch up again than ..god u good i want u to blow me off again or like u the best ive ever had etc ..(yip men think with their dicks) ... pss pls dont do spell check lol i know i suck at spelling
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RHP User
17 years ago
You know what...this actually started as a joke but why not? I keep hearing that the girls arent happy with the quality & the guys need advice so lets bring the 2 together.
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RHP User
17 years ago
hello??? is this where i sign up as a guinea pig for 'cunnilingus 101'?? lol count me in. xx kissa
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RHP User
17 years ago
im willing to help out if ya want :p
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RHP User
17 years ago
OK then ladies,the feedback is so good that we might take expressions of interest. Lets start with Melb girls...send me a msg if u r serious...I am now. This is a WIN/WIN as far as Im concerned. FP..giving the people what they want....& need.
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RHP User
17 years ago
yeah melb women send me a msg if ur also interested im always ready for a good time if ya know what i mean ;)
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RHP User
17 years ago
As I've said before, I like getting a woman off just as much, if not more than I enjoy getting off myself. While the last time I performed this service had her moaning and groaning, this guide really makes me think I did a pretty shitty job of it...
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RHP User
17 years ago
Personally I like to watch real home made girl on girl/s porn to pick up new tricks then go in a practise what I just watched. The main thing is a real lust to suck pussy and to mix it up and enjoy it yourself, slowly with no pressure on your lady. If the giver is enjoying it the receiver feels the vibe and can lay back and relax and let herself go. If it happens ie an orgasm or squirt great but no pressure and just enjoy the scent, taste and texture of pussy yourself. Allow at least 30 minutes per suck. Mars
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RHP User
17 years ago
Im amazed at the no of female messages Ive received about this. fully expected the guys to wanna be involved but Im stunned at the number of girls (just in Vic) who are keen to help out. Tells me we need as much help as we can get...keep em coming ladies...lol We'll get this up & running the way things are going. FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
i'm keen to learn, but the problem is obiviously you can't learn and practice it by yourself. anything that makes it better for all parties has to be a good thing thanks for the tips finalcialpanther i'm sure they will come in handy
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RHP User
17 years ago
good for u for taking the time to put the step by step in forum... will have to say.. i had that treatment last night... it was absolutely fantastic.. and apart from anything else he was genuine in pleasing.. like I am with giving... even at work today when i thought about it.. i think i had post oral pleasure... my whole body tightened... so men.. take note...the more u take the time to please.. the longer the effect last.. even when ur not there!!!! gal00
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RHP User
17 years ago
that's awesome gal! I'm glad my cut and paste job was helpful! would love to hear feed back from other couples if it's made a difference or not. happy playing everyone!
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RHP User
17 years ago
I must say that with all the feedback on the" how to",it gives a whole new meaning to "oral exam" Keep sending those expressions of interest ladies. Guys can wait.......we've waited this long FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'd love to sign up! Consider myself an attentive and talented lover but you can never stop learning! Quick question: In past, I have done something, where I get a mouthful of really cold water late in an oral session and engulf said body parts only to get shivers of delight to say I'm doing the right thing. What I want to know is this: Better near beginning/end/frequently during/not at all? Hope I don't sound like a muppet for asking. J. x
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RHP User
17 years ago
funcky, i think that depends on the individual lady in question....each one has their preference so probably the best to person to ask that is the one you happen to be going down on in the first place. Personally for me, I really don't like the cold...it tends to numb me. it also has the effect of shocking me out of the pre orgasmic la la land i may have been happily indulging in into stone cold sobriety.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Haha, can't have that now!
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RHP User
17 years ago
so who's up for some April learning? queue is starting to form FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Funky - Cold towards the start i think, so the unexpected sensation can stimulate, rather than, as lil said, shock u out of a good state. Financial - great topic, hopefully guys will take note. As said by girls above, very low % of men seem to have a clue to start with & most don't follow direction, we steer them in th right path & they just do a u turn & go back to what/where they were b4.... Happy lickings all.... xx iama xx
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RHP User
17 years ago
Hey iama,no dramas at all. I hope we can increase the availability for those keen to learn Like I said its WIN/WIN. Response has been amazing....if you r coming to Melb sometime maybe you can help us out? Luv the profile xxxx FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Looks like this will happen....WOO HOO!! Late April for those still keen.....Pussy pleasuring 101 Pretty much sorted for guys....big surprise there 1 more spot for a girl who is patient & keen to impart their knowledge....lol FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
love it! First time I have read these forums n I have had a great laugh. Great 2 see ppl thinking out side of the box. Good luck with it
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RHP User
17 years ago
Like I said,this thread started as a joke. looks as though plenty will benefit from it very soon FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Hey panther. I know you have said the list of guys is already full but in my current situation some of these ideas could really be helpful. You can never know too much. If a second one of these gets off the ground I would be up the front of the queue. When 99% of the world has trouble programming a vcr it is no wonder there are so many unsatisfied women out there. I am yet to find a clitoris that came with a user manual.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I have a few techniques that i believe help out a few guys too .WEll i believe i can get it done and i believe that a few could back me up on that . if u interested in trying me out im more than willing to prove my point too
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RHP User
17 years ago
hey lads,we''ll see how Rd1 goes in a few wks but Ill add you to the (long) list FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
It seems to me that alot of guys HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EAT PUSSY simply because they've never been with a women assertive enough, or sensitive enough, to guide them through the process. On the face of it you can blame the blokes with their whip-like tongues, but I think it's just that most women don't make it clear what works for them (maybe 'cause they're never asked?). I pride myself on my oral technique. It's not so much my technique though that's great it's just my communication - I always make an effort to correct 'errors' in my technique my asking (subtly - not during) what my partner would like me to do. I think the real issue is communication, not technique.
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RHP User
17 years ago
i'd have to agree with you on that to some extent... until last year i didn't even know i personally could orgasm via oral. because of a certain traumatic incident , i always thought there was something physically/mentally wrong with me that didn't allow me such pleasures. when guys told me they were great/expert/skilled at eating pussy, i took them at face value, because i thought i knew even if they were, i wouldn't be able to enjoy it anyway, though I secretly hoped that i would. and of course, I always ended up disappointed. then i came across a man in may last year, and although he didn't tell me how expert he was...he just did everything that worked for me...so now I have a vague idea, I'm still not 100% sure what works for me...but just the general directions. i also know either those previous partners had severely grand delusions of expertise, or they were just bullshitting me to get me interested. either way, i couldn't tell them how to get me off orally because i didn't know either. unfortunately, the few men since then have either not liked reciprocating/pleasuring their partners even though it was discussed beforehand the things he and i both are interested in sexually, or as one particular chap mentioned, he only does oral on a woman if she's his serious girlfriend. needless to say, i didn't stick around very long with the former group, and the last chap...while he's very skilled with his hips (actually quite knock your socks off AMAZING...that's when he tries....) and he doesn't seem at all to mind when i sometimes need to resort to my toys to get off, and actually has a few of his own - i'm somewhat reluctant verging on indifferent to whether I continue seeing him again.
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RHP User
17 years ago
There are some fair points there & it simply adds to the point of this thread. Some women dont feel comfortable asking for what they like Many guys are simply terrified to ask as they think it weakens their position??? Hopefully we can fix this.......we'll soon know. FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
FP et al. I wonder who is sucking in who here...the guys or the gals? If it was sucking cock the odds are the guys are sucking in the gals but seeing its vice versa maybe its opposite? Have we a list of partipicents? Will the 1st lesson be on RHP cam so we can all chip in, make suggestions, applaude, cyber smak bottoms or whatever. It will be an experience for all concerned and one can never have enough experience like this. If the 1st lesson is on cam please let us know time and date. One is never to old to learn. Mars
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RHP User
17 years ago
It comes as no real surprise to say that a few of the players in Rd 1 are attached so no cams......lol Promise a detailed review though!!! FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
I have updated my profile to reflect this new venture So come & say hi & lets get it rolling into a regular feature FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Girls...Just wondering how if all guys make sure they have a good face shave b4 going downstairs? I can only go from personal experience and know how hard and sharp my own face whiskers feel if I dont go to town on my own face whiskers. If this is a problem for the girls little wonder many like to touch of a female. Mars
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RHP User
17 years ago
mars, it really spoils the moment if the guys face isn't smooth. it's like rubbing your most sensitive bits on really course grade sandpaper. l.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Hi casave. When I know its suck time I go to town with my vibrating razor up/down/sideways triple checking all is smooth. What I am now thinking of doing is getting the facial hair lazered off if possible. I wonder if any guys have done it? I will check it out and report in lol. Maybe I am sick but I have also considered having my middle fingernail surgically removed as well as sharp nails are also a continual worry. I see butchers with no nails sometimes and often wonder if they are lucky... Mars beard burn Posted by: casava Date: Apr 28, 2008 mars, it really spoils the moment if the guys face isn't smooth. it's like rubbing your most sensitive bits on really course grade sandpaper. l. Email
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RHP User
17 years ago
Transfers to America to find the original author. All teachers need willing students, and all willing students need someone to practice on. Offers herself to science......Me first! xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
17 years ago
Go for it if that's what you really want, at least it will save you money on razors, and shaving cream in the long run. Laser tends to work best on people with light skin and dark hair....and if you like to tan...forget about it. how it works is that the laser is attracted to the melanin (colour pigment) in the hair follicles, and if you have a tan, it won't be able to differentiate between your skin and the hair, therefore burning both skin and hair, causing either hyper-pigmentation or hypo-pigmentation (ie. skin gets darker or lighter where you got burnt) if you are going to go through with it, keep in mind it's a long ongoing process. Generally, you might need 6 to 8 treatments every 6 to 8 weeks. This means you have to stay out of the sun as much as possible, wear a hat and sunscreen the whole time. I'm currently under going laser treatment, but not on any exposed areas, just my underarms and xxx brazilian...so far...I'm super happy with the result. I'm not totally smooth, there are some strands that have grown back, but the hair is so baby fine it's hardly an issue. The treatment itself, I found rather painful especially on the labia, the underarm was thankfully relatively painless. I did get a few spots of skin burnt, but that's was expected as my skin colour is on the dark side.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'll say it slowly for ya's...Kiss it, like its a mouth... xx SnS
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RHP User
17 years ago
Well I must say the best head I have received has been from women sorry guys he he he he They definately know and care how a women likes it lol lol lol lol Maybe guys should watch and learn from some experienced women get out some good girl on girl porn and take notes he he he Unless there is a guy out there that can prove me wrong.
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RHP User
17 years ago
THAT man definately knows what he's on about.. Bring it on... Kudos to ********** cause that's how he plays it... *Crossed eyes* MMMMM Viking
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RHP User
17 years ago
I have met ONLY 3 men in my entire life who gave the best pussy licking known to woman. One I married The second is active on this site and I am happy to provide ladies with details The third is active on another site. Happy to provide those details too. What made them so good? Firstly they were PASSIONATE about their pussy eating and secondly, they listened to directions. Oh, and they ate and ate and ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. Amen!
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malfun
17 years ago
come on people not even a women knows what she wants for fuk sake they change ther minds every minute who ya kinding i cant believe that there is this much attention
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RHP User
17 years ago
Out of all the men i dated after marriage...and i dated alot...not many were any good at oral or even attempted to make an effort. Grav finds this hard to believe. The best ones ive had i married. Atleast they were good at something. Grav ..well what can i say..hes the best. Maybe coz hes a kiwi lol. But in the guys defence ...how many women know how to give a guy oral correctly. Maybe that should be your next question. Casava...very good article there...got me wet just reading it. Plz enlighten me ..it had to be written by a woman. Leelee xxx
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RHP User
17 years ago
I love to go down on a lady in fact i would say it is my favourite sex act, there is somethign so powerfully pleasurable about a lady cumming as her body shakes and her thighs clamp down on you keeping goign until she comes a second time is even better I think i have a really good technique and 90% of women have loved it, however if they need something else done, i'm more thna happy to accomodate.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm not sure who wrote it originally...I cut and pasted it off a guys post on another site. i'd say a guy wrote it from the aggressive style. l.
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RHP User
17 years ago
its not hard at all to please a woman with cunnilingus. granted all women are different and of course different strokes for different folks but its all about exploring and experimenting. i have shown a few of my friends and girlfriends friends partners how to give good oral and they all say that it has helped in a massive way..spend some time down there...dont be afraid of it or getting your hands dirty.and forget the spell the alphabet on her clit...its hopeless.its not all about the clit (for those of you who still cant find it its at the top looks like a pea with a hoody on.) get your tongue inside her. suck the whole area too not just the clit...lick under the clit and on the sides as they are also erogenous zones. also make sure your down there at least 20 mins..on average a males over and done by the time women are just warming up and getting into it. then theres the standard stuff everyone knows. try cleaning your teeth just before you get into it and the minty spice is also pretty good put an ice cube insde her and finger bang until the ice melts while still sucking and licking then slide your hot cock in.but only thrust a few times and repeat...the temperature changes supposedly feel amazing. ive performed..yes performed as it is an art on quite a few older/married women who cant believe i am so good yet still so young. hope that also helps a few guys to please and a few girls get pleased.
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RHP User
17 years ago
pass on the ice for me. it numbs me too much and jolts me out of whatever pleasurable haze i might have been in. also...i'm not sure about the sterility of melting water inside the vagina...too often and it might upset the local flora inside there leading to a nasty case of thrush.
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RHP User
17 years ago
try using ice chips instead of blocks. same effect but not so 'OMG THATS FUCKING COLD!!!!!!' it melts quicker too....therefore u can do it repeatedly if u like. i doubt whether there would be too much imbalance casava/lilli, as saliva isnt part of the natural 'juices' in a vagina either. havent had any trouble so far. xx kissa
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RHP User
17 years ago
hey ive never found either to be a problem for both the cold or the infections...not really sure how thrush could be caused by water seeing as you bathe in it daily...thrush is a yeast infection from what i remmeber in p.d.h.p.e but your a female your probably more in the know.lol.
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RHP User
17 years ago
i'm not sure either... when i shower, i don't actually shoot any water INTO the vagina, in effect giving myself a douching. I just wash the external bits, not the internal. The natural secretions takes care of the internal cleaning. i thought that if you introduce copious amounts of liquid, ie. from an ice cube melt, it will wash away the natural bacteria in the canal possibly causing an imbalance. Or introduce something into the womb depending on which way gravity is going. anyway, perhaps i'm being overly cautious...I've never had thrush yet, getting UTI was bad enough. Smelling like rotting fish is something I could live without. saliva probably won't cause much of a bother unless the person drools tablespoons at a time and aims it directly into the passage way. ice chips are probably the way to go...but i still hate anything cold down there, cold lips, cold fingers, cold toys....ugh!!! l.
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RHP User
17 years ago
leelee i have no idea how to give a lady oral please help me i am willing to practice on you for hours until i get it right it could take weeks but i will try
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RHP User
17 years ago
wow some very interesting posts in this topic and I can assure you it has made my afternoon a more pleasant one.. i'd be more then happy to sign up especially because I am in melbourne for next week on business so i will happily attend any lessons haha.. my number is attached at the bottom, please feel free to use it should u want someone to practise with.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Bit sexist man....but one thing I think we all agree on is if their pussy is given the proper attention they wont be thinking or changing their minds..except to give directions to make it all better. As far as all this attention imagine vice versa...all are getting what they want. I for one cant wait for the 1st offical report..where is is ffs Oral Angel. I want details and I want them now as a great man once said. Mars really Posted by: malfun Date: Apr 29, 2008 come on people not even a women knows what she wants for fuk sake they change ther minds every minute who ya kinding i cant believe that there is this much attention Email: Phone/SMS:
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RHP User
17 years ago
Well after much ado,the 1st session took place on monday. Six guinea pigs attended & from the response we got,all will be returning. Thanks guys for keeping this in the spirit it was always intended to be......as a pleasurable learning experience for all. We have our 2nd session in 2 weeks with 2 of the girls backing up from monday Its kinda hard to believe that something which started as a simple idea has come to fruition...Ill keep you posted FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
We did a survey in Bisbane and interveiwed over 200 women and their partners. We asked at the end if we ran an advanced lovemaking course would they attend, most said yes. So were looking at running some in the very near future. We will be in Adelaide at Sexpo in May if you want to find more details. Sex Machines Aust
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dysturbd
17 years ago
never had didnt think ya could well know ya could just havent found a man that can make it happen here is 1 tip i can pass on just on the verge of orgasm ladies curl ya toes and realy tense up the toes it turns a gud orgasm into an earth shattering 1 seem to make it all the more intense starr xx
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RHP User
17 years ago
No need for that starrdust, call me next time you are in Melbourne, xox aj
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RHP User
17 years ago
Well after much ado,the 1st session took place on monday. Six guinea pigs attended & from the response we got,all will be returning. Thanks guys for keeping this in the spirit it was always intended to be......as a pleasurable learning experience for all. We have our 2nd session in 2 weeks with 2 of the girls backing up from monday Its kinda hard to believe that something which started as a simple idea has come to fruition...Ill keep you posted FP Well, pass the details on man! Another willing helper here.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thanks SnS. I once went down on a woman (don't remember who coincidentally - all I remember of her was this lol) and spontaneously just started kissing her down there very softly and passionately as if I was lovingly kissing her mouth. It was an OMFG moment. I thought 'Shit this is amazing!' and 'I'm absolutely loving this!' I had never thought of doing it that way, as I said it just happened spontaneously. I'm glad to hear it's favoured by women too. I have a feeling it might have also been the only woman I have ever seen squirt. lol it was probably right after.
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RHP User
17 years ago
finally read this post and damn it NOW I WANT ONE !!! and badly.......
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RHP User
17 years ago
2plus2,we are more than ok for guys....no real surprise there. If your partner is offering her services,feel free to message us. Next get together will be late May & we have 1 spot for a patient yet confident woman. FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mrs Boobs is nominating herself for practice sessions..who wants a turn lol hahahhaha
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm more than happy to learn - just need a willing partner. Previous experiences have not been good with the main complaint being that either my chin is tickling or too rough (guess I need a shave before heading south). But then the partner at the time wasn't too willing. It took a fair bit of persuading to let me go face first down there, so in the end I gave up as she obviously wasn't comfortable with it (or other things for that matter).
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RHP User
17 years ago
my mrs love the way i do it and squirts multiple times it's my favourate passtime and i even know where the clit is and what it's for even the elusive "g spot" gets a good workout. Just 1 more thing ladies (now brace yourselves for this) i even know how to put the toilet seat down
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RHP User
17 years ago
It's a Kunt.......lol...it is. I've looked at it and it is... Now whoeva asked a cokksukker to ..........??? GOTTA Love inquisitive Victorians... xx SnS
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RHP User
17 years ago
LOL you Bugga Im still waiting for the address ;) lol ,,book me in for the next one please ;) Glad to see a few folk enjoyed themself even tho I wasnt there. Have a fab day guys, Tara XXXXX
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RHP User
17 years ago
i swear...minus the smacktalk thats the exact same talk i got from my first girlfriend after about my 3rd failed attempt at giving her head kinda harsh to be just told "hun, we gotta talk about your technique" but it was the best talking to i ever got Ladies if your man isn't delievering TELL HIM, if he doesn't listen then he is an idiot, buy some of those flashlights used for guiding in aeroplanes if you have to, aside from a few pretentious gits we males usually admit really don't know that much about it, but i assure you we are willing to learn
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RHP User
17 years ago
but we do have a spot available for our play in last week of may Melb CBD,daytime,midweek Anyone keen......heres your chance ladies FP
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RHP User
17 years ago
Out of all of the women i've ever slept with, I've never had one who likes to be eaten the same as another. Some like it hard, soft like it soft. Some like fingers, others just tongues. Some like it rough, some like it gentle. Some love the " Like fine red wine" technique, others like the kinky "Spit on it" thing. There are literally hundreds of techniques, and thousands of combinations of them. There is no one way to eat a pussy, and i applaud the man who can get every woman off with cunningulus, though i don't think he exists. Sorry ladies.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think that most guys out there think they are doing a good job and the women are frustrated and feel like they dont wish to hurt the guys feelings by telling him he suckes at it!!! Best thing to do is ask and take cues from your partner. I remember reading that you do the letters of the alphabet and by the time you get to Z she will cum. I have tried it on my mrs and she was cumming by the time I got to R....LOL She tells me that I give the best head she has ever had. WE had a 3some once and the guy was rough as guts. Regretfully it was the last time we had a 3some. It made her feel bad. R
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RHP User
17 years ago
Just WHICH bit is is it that you're supposed to likk!?!?!? ~~F~~
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RHP User
17 years ago
Our motto,No 1 can give you sex,whether it be oral,or anything else .Like your own partner.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm not sure I agree with that entirely. I've had some awesome casual freinds with benefits that were 100% into giving and receiving pleasure in all its forms , for which I thank them :), and then I've had other friends that were there to dip their wick and roll over and go to sleep, usually short lived freinds those ones lol. Some people are into sport , some people are into food, some people are into cars , and some (but not all) are into sex. Some people just lurve to give pleasure and some dont really care at all as long as they get thiers. The pity of that is you dont know til u go there .
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RHP User
17 years ago
I've been told many times that my pussy licking was something special. I do have a long tongue and all that rubbish and when i was younger i used to thing that was why. Now days i think the real difference is that a lass can tell when you enjoy it. No need for guilt or worries about duration, pay back, follow up or anything else. He's enjoying it so what the hell...lol No this isn't an add either, just food for thought. There's a lot of that here, thats why i like the place ;)
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newdimension
17 years ago
wohooo i must be one of the lucky ones who has a 2percenter for a partner :-)
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RHP User
17 years ago
cant comment its been so long i just cant remember :(
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RHP User
17 years ago
i believe it best to take your time, you have to enjoy sucking on it for lenghty period...as this is what makes the diffenece between good sex and amazing sex...i love it as i have the power to control the power of th pleasure the lady is recieving. Try different things, but most important...listen...sound affects can change everything!! xoxox
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RHP User
17 years ago
great thread. I love going down but there were a few new tips for me in there. I hope there a some ladies getting some serious satisfaction now.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Honestly how many women know how to give head to a give and for him to enjoy it. How many women know that the guys also have certain spots that really make them enjoy it? Its the same for women.. some are easy spots to find others take a hell of a lot of work to find the perfect spot/spots. It all comes down to learning about the female/male. And also to watch the body language .. but u just hope they are not faking it. But honestly it comes down to experience... Sorry but the ones that say they can go all nite (and thats usually the young guys in their 20's).. ummm .. yeah right .. in their dreams. If you can go all nite to me you are not really enjoying it- sort of trying to prove a point but to whom and not giving as much pleasure to the other person either. Sometimes a quickie can be more breathe taking than a slow drawn out session .. but depends on your mood as well. But oral can we the same as anal .. its all in the technique and as I said learning about the other person is the main point. I was with a guy for 15 years ... only once did i have a very very small orgasim .. now I am with my man of 4 years ... and I never stop orgasiming why .. cause he found my 4 yes 4 g spots that I have ... So its search, explore, experiment and enjoy ....the wonders of a great sexual experience.. it can be achieved.
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RHP User
16 years ago
that's odd, i thought guys knew all that. seems pretty straight forward, girl will always tell you everything you need to know without any words. and besides, why would you want to be told with words when girls make such most entertaining sounds to say what their aching for otherwise.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Fistly you need a good canvas to work with ..I think shape, size. appearance, thickness, head size, too much foreskin( sorry had to add that one) etc. etc. and it the guy dont do a good job then you are not expected to do a good job either lol ( ok this one comes with age and experiece ) you give as good as you get. T
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RHP User
16 years ago
2%? I am a lucky lady indeed with a hubby who obviously gets more pleasure from his own orgasm after he has gone down and given me an orgasm... Oh & yes, as partyinsatiable mentioned, I do know where the more sensitive areas are on a penis...lucky us ;-) Related trivia; How many people know that we all start with the same exterior sex organs in the womb (I believe we start as female). If you compare the shape of the clitoris to the shape of the penis head you can see they are very much the same :-) MrsPeachy ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
2%!!!!!! WTF you have my number, lol Aj
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RHP User
16 years ago
casava sounds like u knw wat ur doing when it comes to making a girl happy i love it i have only met 1 guy that was the best for me
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awesome post casava.. plagurised or not it made for great reading! So hard to know if the little man in the boat is begging for the bad tongue cop bashin or a skirt around the curtains approach. Always nice to get a few sighs/moans and a bit of rockin of the pelvis (into your face) to confirm it's green light for suckin the head right off that juicy clit. Ladies: If your clit is too sesnitive for a straight on contact, try an encouraging (but informative) line like "Oh that is making me hot... but I want you to bring me there slowly by teasing me around my red hot clit.." Just a thought..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well it grew from a simple forum post & we now have enough playfriends to keep our little club going for quite a while. To everyone we chatted to along the way,hope we tweaked your interest. Will remain a guest so if you wanna leave a msg,we will check them infrequently & get back to you OA
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love eating a nice dripping wet pussy and i can do it for qiute awhile but its hard when you are doing it to ya wife and ya want to explore and play but she rushes foreplay and wants to get into it str8 awayand says thats enuf ill do you now. Bit dissapointing but are well.
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Rhynoche
16 years ago
Hey OralAngels What a great topic, men are so quick to direct your head to their dick sometimes they forget, its not that they aren't any good its just they forget!! Women need warming up and need a guy to take time and effort and to do it right. Women I think are excellent at this on each other mainly because we know what we want. Guys ask the girls if your doing it right, its all about learning just as we are with you. Communication is important all round. Kate x
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RHP User
16 years ago
It aint that hard fellas - if you put the time in, you will get the reward (your lady climaxing). Practice, practice, questions & communication is what is all about. B.t.w - Ladies in Victoria, if you want a guy who knows what they are doing & will do it anytime & actually love it - contact me. ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Seriously, this has provided some entertaining reading. Come on guys, it's not that hard to do really well and the benefits are returned tenfold! I always find it best to concentrate solely on the woman, forget about yourself, you're gonna have fun no matter what and dont be in a hurry. Practice makes perfect and you've gotta try a lot harder. Coz let's face it, these days with the competition we have from other girls, unless you can provide at least an hour of artistic, inventive, rythmic, tonguework followed by a lengthy deft display of swordsmanship, you are not even in the race!!!!!
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chuckandn
16 years ago
Honeslty... This thread is fucking fantastic. As the (m) half of a couple, with a 'healthy' obsession with eating pussy this thread has given me a hardon from start to finish. There is literally nothing better than thigh-powered-ear-warmers and a day spent snatching kisses.. *sigh* The (re)post by Casava was beautifully written and a true homage to the passion of oral fixation - ten x big thumbs up to the author for such oral genius. As a fan who has literally cum from the pure pleasure of kissing, nibbling, and tongue-fucking such a beautiful jewel - all hail the pussy :D xox
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chuckandn
16 years ago
Obsessively replied to this thread 3 or 4 times wondering why it wouldn't appear and then finally read that all posts got checked by mod's :-O Sorry for being a dumbass! ....
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