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Girls...what % of guys......

March 10 2008

can seriously eat pussy? Keen to know as I hear from so many women that their guys have no idea. This seems like the perfect place to find out. Personally Im sure lots of guys would be keen to learn about what a woman likes.Sadly its not something many Aussie guys consider important,...often until its far too late. Theres a real opportunity for women to turn this around IMO,start em young & reap the benefits. Anyway,from your experience,what % can get it done? FP

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Just thought that i should say that the 2% are out there... you just have to be luckie enough to find them... thumbs up to one special guy from RHP... he knows what he is doing!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Just new to this forum thing, wow... I have found that guy's tend 2 brag about their sexual experiences, even 2 mates exept for this subject. U hear from lots of women complaning about this subject, so wot a gr8 read.:-) In my experiences i have found when eating pussy, u can't just go straight 2 the honey pot. U have 2 warm the ladies up 1st, and that could mean a lot of fun before hand, like kissing, tickling, sucking and don't forget teasing. I sometimes will spend hours lightly or firmly kissing, sucking and rubbing my partners body all over, even teasing her with flicks, flutters and licks. Which add's 2 gr8 excitment for both before you spend quality time between her legs.. I also agree with a lot of the other post saying, u have 2 feel the reaction's and movement's of u'r partner, that can b a major key and always communicate. Take it slow, slower is better. (that's what the ladies tell me anyway) U might think u'r pleasing her but mayb it's the opposite. Have fun as well, i'v always got more pleasure pleasing my partner than receiving Good luck ladies!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The artist tells a good story,guys. He hit the nail on the head with the minimum 30 minute time frame! Before she comes also start teasing her pussy with your finger, but don't put it in beyond the lips. Almost all will thrust onto your finger just as the orgasm hits. Curl your finger up behind the mons bone and massage gently-it is worth the later reward. I like the bit about surfacing like a fucking pirate, cos I was always a bit bashful of the messy face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thirty minutes? That just makes me wonder what this poor guys doing wrong if it takes him so long to get a woman off. If I couldn't get a woman panting heavily, moaning, trembling all over, drenching wet, and cumming all over my face and into my mouth inside 15 minutes I'd be really concerned that I'd lost the knack. Look, the thing is that first off you have to really ENJOY what you're doing, and that you're not doing this just so she'll want to suck or fuck you, that's not the point of the exercise, you're doing this because YOU enjoy it and you know SHE will too (maybe you even love her). The thing is to NOT fuck her when she starts screaming out "OOHHH - I WANT YOUR COCK NOW! - FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!..." - you want to get her to cum by using your mouth, tongue and fingers and yeah, if you're really enjoying it you'll be slurping it all up like a pig at a trough. Lift her by the cheeks of her bum so you can get your tongue in further and bury your face in it, lick her out, suck, lick and nibble the labia, the clit. Use your nose to help you, tickle the clit with the tip of your nose while your tongue's buried deep inside her and moving in and out and round, your hot breath on her clit is an added tittilation for her. But always - ALWAYS - be inventive and read her body signals, panting, moaning, sighing, the extra rush of juices, the general feel of things but don't worry too much about whether you're giving "good" or "bad" head, it's all good - it's more the thought that counts rather than the actual mechanics of it. Teach yourself to multi-task, run your hands lightly over her body, the cheeks of her arse, fondle her breasts, squeeze them. Occasionally move up for a quick suck on her nipples and a kiss, lick her belly, her arse, inside her thighs, let her know that you're enjoying ALL of her, that she's more than the feed in the trough for the pig that you are. Do NOT expect her to "guide" you, that is just SO fucken artificial - make it obvious that you're really really enjoying eating her out and if you're doing the right thing she'll be on off another planet and completely oblivious to whatever you're saying anyway. Note: When she starts the whole body tremble and becomes oblivious to her surroundings, no - she is not having an epileptic fit, she is enjoying herself :) To sum up, be inventive, enjoy yourself (you simply can't give good head if you don't enjoy it) - and make sure you swallow. The idea of classes is simply too mechanical for my liking, but sign me up anyway, I've always wanted to be in a smorgasbord :o)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    spot on ... show you're into ALL of her!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well I love to go down on women, I don't think there is anything I don't enjoy about it. I haven't had a huge amount of partners but I think that there is definitely enough evidence to show that a. I know what I am doing down there or b. They tend to fake it. I think the answer would be a considering around 3 of the partners and I were close enough to be honest enough about everything else in the relationship that giving crap head wouldn't be an issue to discuss. I know there are a couple of times where it just hasn't worked but you would expect that, its not like us guys have never had a half assed BJ before. Its still enjoyable isn't it? I will though stand up and say I love giving head! Turns me on more than anything else.. Excluding anal ;) That goes for almost anyone too :) Not a desperate guy but if any of you women out there need a little servicing feel free to hit me up :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That cut and paste is pretty comprehensive, damn dude stole my repertoire! Guys have a read then adapt it to the given situation, it's actually a pretty good overall guide! Casava, I have trained long and hard in the mystery of the clit. Care to come and have some therapy? :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    That I'm pretty good in the marital art of "Clit Fu". I'd be willing to demonstrate my no belt skills to ladies interested in recieving it ;-)   Wayne x

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh dear Mr JuicyPeaches... Miss Sophie agrees that temperature changes are very amazing... And after reading your post, she is very very hot now and ready for some ice.... :P lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Damn it!!!  This post started in MARCH!!!  How I miss this one..lol   I am going to copy what you wrote Casava..then print and laminate it to a card size..hahahaha.....then I am going to stop the next man who can't eat me right..leave him alone to read the card..then he can come back to me apologise and I might let him try again!!!     hahahahahaha...I can be so mean!!...   And Yes...I have only had a cpl men who have really rocked my world down there..   Guys don't start and not finish it right!...Work with her and reap the rewards..   licks n kisses   sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh we got a little excited on a very hot night and with a glass half full of ice cubes sitting next to us the devilish grins appeared and not long later Mrs Pup was literally full of ice. Well not full but she was soon after as I slid in as well. Initially the cold deadened the senses but as we continued the sensations came back and oh how nice the warmth felt as I exploded inside her, which sent her over the edge too. Worth a try!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    My luv, thank you! I will keep this stored away. Priceless! Excellent cutting and pasting!   Guys do try bless em, it's not their fault it's such a complicated little thing.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    yes trish, one I know of is still floating around in RHP.   if you want to know who, send me a wink and I'll message you his id.   though in truth, I had to coax him to go down, since apparently he only reserved that particular activity for his gf's.   actually I refused to sleep him again unless he reciprocated.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    In my experience I have found that there is no one technique that works every time.  the clitoris can be more or less sensitive depending on where she is in her cycle.  Strangely enough, my girlfriend is less sensitive during ovulation, and at her most sensitive when pre menstrual (she's not on the pill).  Us fella's need to be dilligent at all times in watching for the signs.  The wrong type of attention can suddenly become very uncomfortable and immediately kill the mood.  I find it's best to use the flat of the tongue where possible,as I can be tempted to get too rough when using the tip.  That said there is a time and place for everything, and once in a while I've found that rough is exactly what was required.Spelling out letters works really well, not only on the clit, but also over the whole vagina.  I usually start out doing this, as it's a good way to make sure I've given ample attention to the entire area before moving focus to the clitoris.  It's also a good way to guage where she is most sensitive.Inserting a finger or two can be problematic, as the fingers tend to get in the way.  You can really only access the clit with your tongue.  I'll usually only use my fingers if she's been hovering on the edge of orgasm for a while, or if nothing else seems to be working.  Every woman's different, and every occasion is different, so I've found it worthwhile developing a fairly flexible oral repertoir.  Sometimes attention to the anus can send a woman over the edge, but it is highly adviseable to have discussed this first.  Many women are really uncomfortable with that kind of attention, and will be extremely unimpressed.  Seek permission first, and approach with extreme caution.I'd say I'm a fairly competent oralist.  I probably have around an 80%+  success rate, but I'm always looking for new ways to improve my batting average.  Practice makes perfect, and I really love to practice.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have met a couple of guys in a lifetime who knew the right moves, so wish there were more guys out there that would take more notice of the techniques used in pornos instead of just looking at the picture. Or even google it.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I reckon this is a fool proof base to start from....   I think a lot of women don't teach guys because they don't even know what they like!  They've not just gently and quietly explored their body - relaxed into their feelings and allowed their sexuality to emerge.   So, Firstly - Don't expect an orgasm!  Just go for relaxed pleasure.  No pressure allows deep feelings to slowly build.   Allow sensations that she may not have felt before time to emerge.  You're exploring WITH her.      Approach a woman's lips from the side - so your lips are parallel with her vulva lips.  (The vulva is the whole outside area of the woman's genitals.  Basically everything other than the vagina).   [This positions is opposed to the "Face between her thighs" type position that is all over misdirected porn. ]   *****Kiss her like you would kiss her on her actual lips*****    Gently at first.  Little kisses.  Then move to kissing firmer - more passionately.  But the whole time just imagine you're kissing her actual lips.    Just relax and get lost in it.  It doesn't have to be fast or specifically on the clit.   It is offputting to feel pressure to come because the guy is about to pass out from frantic action.  If you get comfortable and lost in it... she will too.... beautiful sensations will come.  It's like a meditation.  Relax.   You can stay towards the top of the vulva - where the clit is to start with - but you don't have to be too worried.  It ALL feels good down there when touched lightly and gently and with wetness. Indirect stimulation of the clit can bring on deep orgasms.   Slow works....Well!  In fact - it's my opinion that you HAVE to start slow.  Long slow kisses.  You don't have to flick your tongue or suck or blow air or do specific motions.  Just kiss!  It's easy on the guys mouth and means you can do it comfortably and enjoyably for enough time for you to both get lost in it.    Let go of your expectations and feel the sensations yourself.  The feel of her wet lips on yours.  Your lips between the folds of hers.  The feel of her skin.  The sounds.    THEN... Couple the kissing with a finger SLOWLY and gently inserted....  and light pressure (tickling) on the inside roof of the vagina....   Bliss.     [Don't push a finger into a dry vagina!  Gently coax wetness out by lightly touching around the vagina hole and then gently dipping, just a little, into the vagina.  The entry of a finger, or penis, when done gently and carefully, and SLOWLY (teasingly) is divine!]   Explore the ceiling of the vagina with your finger - back and forth motions and up and down motions.  "Come here" motions.    Once you've been doing the kissing and finger thing for a while... and everyone is zoned out and relaxed... - try the whole communication thing!   "I really want to know what you like.  What part of the kissing do you like best?  Where inside you feels best?  Tell me three things you'd like me to try.  When I'm doing something you really like, give me a sign (say, "yeah" or pull my hair)" Etc.    Mmmmmm.... Enjoy!     P.S.  Ofcourse... all of the above would be helped substantially with an all over body massage prior to anything else!   P.s.s.  Did you know that women have a seperate hole for urinating?  It goes... The clit, then the urethra (wee hole), then the vagina.  Women don't wee out of their vagina's.  Many people don't know this.  Men and women.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'tvljohn'Lift her by the cheeks of her bum so you can get your tongue in further and bury your face in it, lick her out, suck, lick and nibble the labia, the clit. Use your nose to help you, tickle the clit with the tip of your nose while your tongue's buried deep inside her and moving in and out and round, your hot breath on her clit is an added tittilation for her. I’ll second this; I've always found a great response from using my nose on the clit while my tongue is very busy inside her. This is a great move but can only be upholstered when you have her about half way along. The trick is always in the timing and not to dive too deep too fast.  Trying to run your nose around the clit is a great challenge and worth the time to practice/master.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I just love it but my ex wasn't fussed I haven't meet a lot of woman since but the few I have said I have a talent.I love the taste, the smell and the whole general feeling mmmmciao Hermes

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It might sound strange, but yeah, I get a kick out of eating pussy and making the woman cum. makes me feel like a king. Its just the way you use your tongue, I think a lot of men dont do it or dont know that women would enjoy it a lot. Well, I think the NSW govt should update sex education syllabus. I would love to eat a juicy pussy.yummmmmmm

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    my hubby gets me there every time!! he is bloody awsome at giving oral. maybe you should alll come see him?

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