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Odd behaviour ??

May 10 2011

Have you ever come across strange things with a partner or friend that has made you stop and say "WTF" Odd little habits that are out of the norm? For example....the husband of a friend has a habit that I initally thought would have to be a 'one of a kind' type thing, but since have heard it's more common than you would think......and that is , every time he goes for a number 2 he strips completely naked ummm yeah. . I had a boyfried who would completely push all the water off his body (yep after every shower) before grabbing the towel ( like using a squeegee lol) I mean we all do a bit of a wring out with the hair....but this was bordering on ridiculous , just grab the damn towel already LOL . Another would get the sniffs when he was really horny....(maybe he was full lmao ) . what little quirks or strange behaviour have you come across in your time? Would love to hear them

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    This one isn't going well. can't really think of anything much.....but want tooo for you.So here goes.Guys at the trough (that just doesn't look right) who feel the need to pull their trousers down around their knees to take a piss, or have to use a cubicle....lol........mummy's boys!Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A bit shy DGT? C'mon - tell us about your little quirk!! You can remain anonymous... Let me start this off for you. "I have this friend who ..... "

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    it's not me ya wally JG what is mine actually...hmm have to think about that one and get back to me lmao

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Although I hate to be judgemental on what works for individuals I once had a boyfriend who liked to lick his cum off my stomach...that being said I also caught him fucking one of those plastic vaginas he bought at a sex shop...not too my liking but on reflection it was a good story that I told to my mates...I had another boyfriend who I was very attracted to however as soon as we started having penetrative sex he emitted this foul odour from his armpits. No amount of deoderant or aftershave could disguise this rather nasty body odour...And not so weird but don't suppose it's common but I had another boyfriend that would sweat so profusely during sex (whether it was a quickie or a marathon session) that the sheets would need to be replaced. This happened every time even when it was freezing...What was interesting was that during gym sessions or long runs on the beach he would have minimal sweat.WTF?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    My sisters boyfriend will wait for all the food to go cold before he starts eating. And even then he will start with the salad. And he will eat one thing until he finishes it before moving onto the next food group. Although I think that is quite a common thing. xxMeeks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'll come back to this later.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Gale_force_femme thanks for sharing and I had a giggle at the pocket pussy, I knew someone with one too. . Meeks it sounds like your sisters boyfriend either has really bad tooth sensitivity or some Aspergers tendancies LOL . . I've remebered another one, I had a partner for a while who barely made a sound when he would cum, and loving to hear a bit of noise I kept encouraging him to just let it out and be vocal.......... ummmm I should just learn to leave things alone because what eventually started coming out was this nasally sounding ,"Nohr, nohr, nohr" it was NOT a sexy sound at all

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I think we all have "a few" quirks and some we may or may not even notice until someone points them out to us or we feel a little silly when they happen so here are a couple of mine. | When I am about to or actually reaching the top, I make a lot of deep rumbly noises...growls and the like, sometimes very deep and powerful, sometimes a bit loud. How embarrassing is it when the concierge raps on the door until you answer, you stand there peeking around the door trying to hold the big fluffy courtesy robe in place and he tells you they have a strict "no pets" rule at the hotel? | Another one is using cutlery when eating...and not coming from a Commonwealth country this one is more about me, but I never use two hands to eat and thought everyone here was just gauche for a long time using both a knife and fork at the same time. So what...I cut things in to bite size bits, lay the knife on the edge of the plate and then use only my fork. A lot of times I never even use my knife. Manners people...use them. | The last one, DGT, I tried just for you...I always throw my leg up on my knee and put my right shoe on first, so today I tried to reverse that. I threw my leg up on my knee and put on my left shoe then did the same with my right. | I just hope you are happy now, my feet are killing me... | ...having your shoes on the wrong feet really hurts.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'll list my owns quirks as I don't like to mention others.a) When my hair gets to a certain length I plait it. The whole lot. Little tiny plaits. Id o that, undo them and start again. I've been known to do this whilst driving, watching television, working... however, not whilst eating or shagging. This is why I keep my hair short.b) hair plucking. If I have a hair in a spot that's not meant to be there I will pluck at it. I'm sure this is gross and I seriosuly don't know how to stop doing it. I should maybe get my entire body lasered. I actually have a calloused finger from where my thumbnail has been pressed so many times against it tryingto grab that pesky .5mm long hair out. Those are my OCD's.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    My gay flattie won't sit down on any toilet seat anywhere when he poops, including the one in our house, he just kind of hovers over the bowl -don't know quite why he felt he had to share this info with me BTW- coz he thinks it's an unhygienic* place to put his arse... then off to the bath-house he goes (with what must be quads of steel)...*yeah, before you say anything, our toilet is cleaned well and regularly... by me only I might add... grumble...

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    14 years ago

    The only "weird" thing that I have is that the volume on my TV has to be an even number! I swear I was the only person in the world that did this until I found a page on Facebook that has over 3000 followers that are the same as me haha! Good to know I'm not alone! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Nice to see some one from Gundaroo. Haven't been there in yonks, is the wine bar still open?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I cannot go to sleep if my wardrobe door isn't perfectly closed. It has 3 sliding doors, and the doors have to be in the exact allignment that makes me happy. Sticky outy door in the centre and no gaps anywhere. I also cannot go to sleep if I haven't flossed. I'm completely obsessed with flossing. I rate flossing right up there with honesty and integrity and a sense of humour and kindness to animals and small childen.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Have just made my day laughing my guts out !!!! ohhh my tummy is sore, I went from CM undoing his OCD for me, to PBG's callous, Hover Boy (love this one LOL) To Funloving and her tv volume, and Irresponsibility and her sticky outy door . . . I used to have an OCD type thing when I was younger, if I turned one way to do something I had to turn the exact amount back the other way or I wasn't even. Thank fuck I sorted that shit out, cos it drove me nuts

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Maybe we could all get some group therapy for these idiocyncrasies. Group discounts maybe? Then again I am sure that there are RHP members who would be qualified to assist in this. l As for me...... If it was not for my overwhelming modesty...I would be perfect.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Okay, I only did this once but unfortunately there was a witness. I just happen to pop a grape in my butt being silly...and it came out a minute later perfectly peeled. So what...I give money every year to charity and does anybody call me a philanthropist? Hell no, and just for the record... | ...I am not that anal. | | Don't even think abou it, not now...not ever.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Else I wouldn't be able to say that my "friend" has to clean his own cutlery before eating...even if it has just come out of a drawer, or just been recently used to stir something (eg, during microwaving)OR that my other "friend" has this restless leg syndrome, where he keeps tapping his feet to imaginary double drum beats in his head when he's nervous. Or cold. Or hungry. Or bored. Or awake...*sighs* But the weirdest one I've come across so far, was a girl I used to date, actually rocks herself to sleep. Like...lies there, and just rocks...till she falls asleep. If only she held onto me so she could rock us both...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Chilli, but I am a V girl, lmao I maker a V out of toilet paper and lay it over the seat when out. I'm not good at hovering in heels lol. So it saves any accidents

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    * I have certain cups that can ONLY be used for tea - nothing else (and this includes at work and at Mothers) * I always turn my tea pot 2 turns counterclockwise then 1/4 turn clockwise * Because I dont like strange people touching my scalp it takes a while for me to get the nerve up to have a hair cut thus I often spend time picking at split ends , Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Maybe I am the crazy one as the worst thing I do is....my linen cupboard needs to be neat and tidy. All the towels and sheets in neat tidy piles. It drives me nuts when they arent. Facewashers all folded the same way and stacked in the one spot... Ohhhh the washing. My washing needs to be hung JUST RIGHT!!! It is an effort when one of the kids hangs it out as a treat for me not to rush out and change the way it is pegged up. It must be folded off the line and then ironed. (I even caught myself ironing face washers a few months ago) I hang things in the wardrobe all the same way....even tee shirts get ironed and hung up.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    i feel the need to laugh after i have cum Especialy when i have been given a blow job ??

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ahhhaaa now it all comes out you're just as crazy as the rest of us

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    shhhhh DGT but I think Fionabees washing problems are hereditary...other members of the family iron everything (and I mean EVERYTHING...hmmm maybe not socks or ace but sheesh close enough) and it seems to get worse with age....joy look what I have to look forward to..lol...though I am pretty set in my ways as to how the washing gets hung out... . Reading her post though reminded me of a guy we both knew who had to have matching pegs hanging each item of clothing out...they had to be the same colour on each item...no odd ones...and he would go and change the pegs around so they matched if someone else hung out the washing.... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You lot are all nutters, and Kj is just as bad when she hangs out the washing the pegs MUST match for each garment.One day I am going to go out and switch them all around, and see what the response is....heheheheCheers Nev... Focus....anything else I should be knowing about?...should I be taking notes?...hehehe

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I iron the bed sheets and doona covers before I put them on, ummmm and sometimes even when they're on the bed if they're not perfect. My towels and linen have to be very neat too, but I draw the line at ironing face washers lol.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09'i feel the need to laugh after i have cum Especialy when i have been given a blow job ?? Now Im giggling you just want one of us to test the theory huh Wowwow ? . KD lmao at rocking herself to sleep, although I shouldn't laugh its probably from some deep seated scar in childhood but odd all the same.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'Else I wouldn't be able to say that my "friend" has to clean his own cutlery before eating...even if it has just come out of a drawer, or just been recently used to stir something (eg, during microwaving)OR that my other "friend" has this restless leg syndrome, where he keeps tapping his feet to imaginary double drum beats in his head when he's nervous. Or cold. Or hungry. Or bored. Or awake...*sighs* But the weirdest one I've come across so far, was a girl I used to date, actually rocks herself to sleep. Like...lies there, and just rocks...till she falls asleep. If only she held onto me so she could rock us both... WOOHOOOOOO! 'Bout time you spoke up babe! So glad you've finally turned up to the party! I bags the first party pash in the dark corner!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    And yes, I've finally popped my forum cherry. Just couldn't sit there all silent and let you lot have ALL the fun! As for first party pash in the corner.... Ok. I'll suppress my old childhood response of "Awwww....do I HAVE to?!" whilst stamping my foot, to give you a big sloppy one. Just the one now.... And in response to DGT, I don't believe it was from any childhood scarring. Just a habit she hasn't quite grown out of. Which in my book makes it ok to mock. Just a little. Just like my quirks....fuck! I mean my "friends"!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    OK; I have one or two... mostly they are eating ones... If I get hungry, I need to eat immediately... i go to my freezer, grab a meat pie, break it in half, usually over a rock or work bench and eat it as a frozen block When I am skinning a recent kill, I am eating it off the carcass. I buy a kilo block of cheese and open it the wrap it in glad wrap so it can go mouldy before I eat it.. I do claim I am house trained.. but, I AM called caveman for good reasons.. SEX: is going great. A new girl, all good, nice thoughtful sex... encourage her to enjoy herself first.. but, the longer it takes me, the more gutteral i am on cumming... if you can imagine a grizzly bear in a fully growl... and suddenly the poor girl.... ummm. well, some get a little scared maybe.. but, they usually come back at least once... *shrug* as i said "Caveman" isnt a name I CHOSE .. not every ones cup of tea... damn it... damn but.. some of you guys are like... wierd... *grins* xx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884' As for first party pash in the corner.... Ok. I'll suppress my old childhood response of "Awwww....do I HAVE to?!" whilst stamping my foot, to give you a big sloppy one. Just the one now.... Whatever. You don't do anything once. You're too thorough!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ya freak, you know you can just buy mouldy cheese don't you God knows how you can down a frozen pie though, have you sharpened your teeth into points ? . S'ok KD I've got a heap of freaks.....I mean friends too

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason' * I have certain cups that can ONLY be used for tea - nothing else (and this includes at work and at Mothers) * I always turn my tea pot 2 turns counterclockwise then 1/4 turn clockwise * Because I dont like strange people touching my scalp it takes a while for me to get the nerve up to have a hair cut thus I often spend time picking at split ends , Kisses Focus Many years ago I stayed at a friends house as she was recovering from surgery and couldn't do anything for herself! Anyhoooo I was doing the dishes and saw this really really filthy cup...it looked like she had never washed it! Yep, I scrubbed it clean!! She was almost in tears and was really going off her head...I had no idea why as the cup was white when I finished with it and not that horrible brown colour...I'm a wog..what do I know? Apparently she NEVER had washed that cup as it made the tea taste better????? Weird! < Nev, I dare you to change the pegs lol...just remember to let us know and leave your goodbye messages here! Haha! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'OR that my other "friend" has this restless leg syndrome, where he keeps tapping his feet to imaginary double drum beats in his head when he's nervous. Or cold. Or hungry. Or bored. Or awake...*sighs* See KD you are normal (my ex does this too...lol...as do I on occasion) . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'focusliason' * I have certain cups that can ONLY be used for tea - nothing else (and this includes at work and at Mothers) You know which cup the coffee drinkers use on your day off, don't you Focus??? * I always turn my tea pot 2 turns counterclockwise then 1/4 turn clockwise Do you turn it the opposite way in the Northern Hemisphere??? Chilli xx Damn straight I know if its been used for unpure purposes...it doesnt taste quite right - and if Fionabee says any diferent I will shoot her down in flames. As for my work colleagues...absolutely - who else wouold use a cup from Rockmans??? lol...especially in a warehouse environment? . Having never been into the Northern Hemisphere I cant say for sure however I do feel that this is a bodily function (turning one way over another) which I prefer but hey! will let you know if I discover otherwise... OK so I am particular about me tea... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Was maybe a little coy Flirty. But if I gave everything away on first impulse, where would the suspense and excitement be?? Oh right....I'm thorough. Well, there is that old lesson in life my Dad taught me..."If something is worth starting, it's worth finishing..." Lol...and thx DGT. I feel MUCH better now! But I am still waiting to hear all about YOUR quirks. Now that would make me feel...less alone? Better make them good ones just in case!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Now I have to fess up to that one too. My leg goes like a bat out of hell when Im thinking, or horny, or thinking horny things lol. Not so long ago one guy who I had gone out for coffee a couple of times with put his hand on it to stop it Nope, wasn't busting a move, it just annoyed the shit out of him ! If only he knew what it meant...........next LOL

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' You lot are all nutters, and Kj is just as bad when she hangs out the washing the pegs MUST match for each garment. One day I am going to go out and switch them all around, and see what the response is....hehehehe Cheers Nev... Focus....anything else I should be knowing about?...should I be taking notes?...hehehe Come on over notepad and pen and lets see if you get time to write anything down ...as for the pegs and KJ - please please please take video of that...lol . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Thanks Focus! It's nice to know theres a bunch of us. Maybe we should start our own support group...? And dear DGT... seems you may have to join the group too. First step is admitting you have a problem, then comes hugs, then comes....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm very particular about what pegs I use when I hang out the washing - plastic pegs (same colour and style) for "outer" clothes and wooden pegs for undies and socks.For the most part, I only drink my coffee from one of two mugs, and take one of them to use at work.I prefer to pee in solitude and usually get stagefright if there's someone else at the trough.There....I've bared my soul

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I hum when I am happy or content ... I don't realise I do it and no one has ever been able to figure what song I am humming. Something I must have made up a long long time ago. Does that count? Oh as soon as everyone leaves the office, and once again I am the only one there, I start talking to my computer. And yeah maybe send someone a few emails about what I would like to do it him on the boardroom table. :) xxMeeka

  • N4November

    N4November

    14 years ago

    DGT? iron your linen even on the bed?? oh god, brings back awful memories hehehe . Anyways, my quirks aren't weird in comparison... . when I'm getting out of the shower - I shake my feet one at a time just as I'm stepping out - like a cat would . and . when I'm excited or horny - I always start to wriggle my bum!! . my 6 year old daughter is the same I've noticed hahahah so cute!!

  • N4November

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    14 years ago

    DGT? iron your linen even on the bed?? oh god, brings back awful memories hehehe . Anyways, my quirks aren't weird in comparison... . when I'm getting out of the shower - I shake my feet one at a time just as I'm stepping out - like a cat would . and . when I'm excited or horny - I always start to wriggle my bum!! . my 6 year old daughter is the same I've noticed hahahah so cute!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Oh as soon as everyone leaves the office, and once again I am the only one there, I start talking to my computer. And yeah maybe send someone a few emails about what I would like to do it him on the boardroom table. :) xxMeeka But in shopping centres ....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Fact is, I enjoy the hell out of my version of it. Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'That reminds me of a good friend who told me he has to line up his bed with the magnetic pole or he can't sleep! | Nothing wrong with that at all...if you have a pole that happens to be magnetic and put it at the head of my bed then started dancing, I am sure something would be bound to happen that would make me sleep a lot better too. More fun than a WT&V cocktail and makes you sleep like a baby... | ...at least that is what I read on the internet. | | I am still not used to the water in the toilet spinning backwards either.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I feel a little relieved... I also must have our washing hung out a certain way - it pains me to watch others hanging out their washing incorrectly. LOL... I have a few little things I do that I thought were odd... but perhaps they are more common than I thought! When we do the groceries... and reach the checkout - I have a minor freak out if anyone helps trying to get the groceries out of the cart... They must go onto the conveyer belt in a certain way: Toiletries/Bathroom/Cleaning prodcuts, Pantry items (boxed/canned goods), Refridgerated items, Meat, Fruit & Vege, Bread. ............................................................... I also have a thing where, if I see someone who has obviously gotten sunburnt, and their skin is peeling... It takes EVERY ounce of strength not to go over and ask them if I can peel their skin. Whenever my family or friends start to peel during the summer, I am the first person they call. For some BIZZARRE reason, I get great satisfaction from pulling their peeling skin off - and just cannot stop myself from doing it. I believe I just earnt myself the FREAKAZOID label. LOL

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You'd think yoga would be more popular so that people around here can levitate above their toilets. :pHugsStalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    l am the same with my linen cupboard, and l almost panic when my boys (although rarely) hang clothes on the line. l do go out and rehang them when they aren't watching.. l can relate to draws and cuboard doors being shut properly..... Shows the exciting life l lead...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hi, I know exactly what u mean by toast on a plastic plate...just gets to cold to quick on a ceramic plate...I'm happy to say that I dont think I have any OCD....well none that I'm aware of..lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Chilli my ex must have thought my ass was going to go missing during the night too yep ...still there

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'Thanks Focus! It's nice to know theres a bunch of us. Maybe we should start our own support group...? And dear DGT... seems you may have to join the group too. First step is admitting you have a problem, then comes hugs, then comes.... You're telling the story I'll give you a hug as long as you don't stop the leg

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I have realised I have power to blow a few peoples mind.....hehehehe Anyone want to see how I hang out my washing, or load the groceries onto the conveyor....insert Dr Evil laugh here.Aint life grandCheers Nev

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I like peanut butter on nahn bread and a chronic ironer I turn off all powerpoints Snort terribly at the worst moments Hate bubbles in the sink after washing up xxx No wonder I am single

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' I have realised I have power to blow a few peoples mind.....hehehehe Anyone want to see how I hang out my washing, or load the groceries onto the conveyor....insert Dr Evil laugh here. Aint life grand Cheers Nev A few whomps upside the ear will soon have you hanging the washing the RIGHT way and loading the groceries in CORRECT order. *smiling angelically*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ok: I have a CUP... it is a plastic travel mug... I can half fill it with hot water...and shake the s^&* out of it, then fill it up with more hot water, and get an instant cup of STRONG coffee.. without adding ANY coffee. it sometimes has SLIME in it.. I think.... :) umm... oh, and I had a lady friend who would come up behind me when I was resting outside, and pop zits in my back.. it was wierd, but kinda cute :) Of course, considering my hairy back, it MAY be a a primate thing ... DGT: chuckles.. yeah, I eat that too... x

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    BlackStilettoes Im a bubble rinser too ummm I seem to be racking up a few quirks now don't I? . KD are you happy now I'm a foot tapping, bubble rinsing, bed linen ironing maniac, who likes a neat linen press, v folding toilet seater, umm what else? shit, think I should stop now........except I've remembered one more I drink my coffee out of a small latte cup with no handle and it has to be so hot it burns my hands, can't drink warm coffee or my throat locks up and I can't swallow it.and cold drinks have to be freezing, nothing in between.......gave me hell with swallowing cum too lmfao .......just had a mouthful sitting there, not going down not coming up god just realised how weird that sounds

  • jensta

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' The only "weird" thing that I have is that the volume on my TV has to be an even number! I swear I was the only person in the world that did this until I found a page on Facebook that has over 3000 followers that are the same as me haha! Good to know I'm not alone! xFunlovingxNot just the tv the stereo too! LMFAO! Us Humans, do Funny Thing! In Our Crazy! World! FACEBOOKS! Good for realising! Others do the same thing! jensta xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    DGT. I'll graciously accept your hug anyday, and wouldn't dream of stopping the leg. Who would want to stop a sexy quirk like that anyway?? (I say this, almost purely because I have the same trait. Not because seeing sexy legs move is....well.....thats all beside the point!) HOWEVER, I think your restless leg syndrome may in fact be the least of your problems, You're racking up one hell of a list there girl....and I believe it would be far from over! One day, there indeed may in fact be a support group, for your ex-support group counselors that had an overload... All is not lost though. I'll still give you support hugs. And yes, I am happy now. Thankyou for asking. Care to share any more...?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Great post...aren't we all just delightful in our own little ways!* I can't sleep unless I've been for a wee immediately before being ready to go to sleep. So if for example I get ready for bed, brush teeth and wee etc, then get chatting with hubby all snuggled up in bed, when we finish the conversation, I have to go wee again even if it's only been 5 mins since the last one. Can't get to sleep otherwise (weirdo!)* I label the fridge for all standard items ( milk, yoghurt, cheese, cooked meat, raw meat etc) so that I never have to rummage.* I label the pantry - same reason as the fridge* My feet get cold all the time .....even in summer, so I often wear big fluffy socks even during sex...I can't relax with cold feet.* I colour code my wardrobe and just about anything else that I can.And that's all I'm prepared to 'fess up to!Night xxxJ

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Chilli you are the biggest fruit loop...thus far...Bahahahahahahahahahh. Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I also just happen to have another magentic pole at the foot of my bed...north and south, the chi of balance. I am quite sure nothing is going to change my polarity but then again...with both poles firmly anchored and a little bit of creative silk macrame' you could almost build a little rope swing or basket in between... | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'But what happens if a hot sexy chick dances counter clockwise on the biggest pole in your bed while you're in the southern hemisphere... | Now that's the good part the a hot chick might just like...spinning around and around until you don't really remember which direction your going in and don't really care. Just stay focused on the vortex point below... | ...and enjoy the ride. | | You can even just make funny noises when you get close...to the vortex.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Schroedinger' My gay flattie won't sit down on any toilet seat anywhere when he poops, including the one in our house, he just kind of hovers over the bowl -don't know quite why he felt he had to share this info with me BTW- coz he thinks it's an unhygienic* place to put his arse... then off to the bath-house he goes (with what must be quads of steel)...*yeah, before you say anything, our toilet is cleaned well and regularly... by me only I might add... grumble...I have a male friend who also 'just kind of hovers' he will never ever sit on any toilet in any location even his own home. When he moved into a brand new, never lived in rental property he paid for the toilet to be replaced in his ensuite (so that he knew he was the only one that had ever used it) even though he never sits on it. Weird!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'DGT. I'll graciously accept your hug anyday, and wouldn't dream of stopping the leg. Who would want to stop a sexy quirk like that anyway?? (I say this, almost purely because I have the same trait. Not because seeing sexy legs move is....well.....thats all beside the point!) HOWEVER, I think your restless leg syndrome may in fact be the least of your problems, You're racking up one hell of a list there girl....and I believe it would be far from over! One day, there indeed may in fact be a support group, for your ex-support group counselors that had an overload... All is not lost though. I'll still give you support hugs. And yes, I am happy now. Thankyou for asking. Care to share any more...? I'll watch myself very closely this weekend and let you know if any new things come out gives you a quick hug before running out the door

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    The only thing i care about is people in public bathrooms. I put a bunch of paper in the bowl itself so nobody hears me peeing and if I'm done and I hear the person next to me come out of their stall and go wash their hands I'll wait til I hear them leave the bathroom before coming out rather than face someone who might've seen me go in. I don't know why but I don't want to go out and wash my hands with them if they saw me come in. People who come into the bathrooms after I'm already in the stall are fine tho.And if you talk to me while I'm in the stall I won't answer you. At all. No discussion is so important it can't fucking wait 2 mins til I come out.xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'And if you talk to me while I'm in the stall I won't answer you. At all. No discussion is so important it can't fucking wait 2 mins til I come out.Is it a quirk when you're kind of the exact opposite to that? I honestly don't mind having a chat when I'm chairing a meeting. Hell, I'll even engage the conversation. I've also been known to make the odd phone call from time to time while taking a seat. And who said guys can't multi-task...?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm one of those people who wipes the water off their body before using the towel. It saves the towel getting soaked They say the closing of the wardrobe doors is a security thing. If you've seen Monsters Inc you'll know why the kids are conditioned that way...

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' so nobody hears me peeing You would love it in Japan. Public toilets (except in backwater places) have electronic panels so you can choose if you want waterfall, music or whatever else you prefer sounds, so you can't even hear yourself pee! And often seat warmers.Another trick here is to wait til she flushes in the next stall and time your offerings to coincide... or the hand dryer... or just cough really loud...Chilli xxOh God, Nev, I've just done it again, haven't I??? seat warmers would bother me. i wanna feel cold hard plastic thru the tp-V so i know the person before me's (imagined) crabs have died from lack of a host.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    SEX is like a warm toilet seat.... It feels great at the time, but, you cant help but wonder who was there before you!!! *smiles* xx

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'CaptJackSparrow' I'm one of those people who wipes the water off their body before using the towel. It saves the towel getting soaked so.... what do you consider towels to be for, exactly, if not getting the water off your body?xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I must confess my father is something of an at home nudist , well in the morning anyway lol he will of course sleep naked , then get up and use the bathroom , then walk out to the lounge room from where he surveys the neighbourhood for some minutes , gazing at god only knows what , and then beyond checking out the waves and weather (constantly planning going fishing) , he does this whilst standing with one foot up on the knee high window sill , and scratching his arse and balls. Yeah he's a real charmer and frequently has the entire neighbourhood in hysterics. I still can't figure out whether he thinks it's ok or not , as I mean he must realize that some people will be offended , but he's a creature of habit , like to the max , so I would say that even if the police got involved he still wouldn't give up lol he's a short , cuddly guy , very funny old bastard , I love him :) Loz

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    HSC :) Alldanite: funny about your old man

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'alldanite'I must confess my father is something of an at home nudist , well in the morning anyway lol he will of course sleep naked , then get up and use the bathroom , then walk out to the lounge room from where he surveys the neighbourhood for some minutes , gazing at god only knows what , and then beyond checking out the waves and weather (constantly planning going fishing) , he does this whilst standing with one foot up on the knee high window sill , and scratching his arse and balls. Yeah he's a real charmer and frequently has the entire neighbourhood in hysterics. I still can't figure out whether he thinks it's ok or not , as I mean he must realize that some people will be offended , but he's a creature of habit , like to the max , so I would say that even if the police got involved he still wouldn't give up lol he's a short , cuddly guy , very funny old bastard , I love him :) Loz Hahahahahahahahahaha this gave me the biggest laugh of them all! I can't stop laughing... < Thanks for the visual hahahahaha.....damn why is it when I read some of these posts I get the vision in my head as I am reading it! This will haunt me for days....MEH....I love it!!! Hahahahahahahaha xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    'Quirktart 2011' or maybe 'Quirkalicious 2011' Since I've already slung shit on my old man , here's some of my quirks ; I got numbers problems ( always constantly scared of the number 4 since I was a wee littley , but now guess what?? That bitch jus turned on it's ass , and now 4 is my favourite number , take that fences!!!! You can't fence me in , you can't scare me!!!! Lol ). Hell yes I got problems with toilet seats!! When out I NEED to wipe that seat first , pulling exactly four times on the toilet roll and if not clean enough on first attempt then another four pulls on the roll. Btw I am afraid of splash back too , so paper in the bowl means I feel a whole lot better :) Carlos you weiner lol , I'm one of those guys that sometimes has trouble peeing in front of the others and waits for the cubicle , damned if I know why , but I'll tell ya something anyone who's got a problem better get ready to take their giggles outside lol don't worry that's not a threatening attitude , just letting folk know that it's absolutely nothing to do with being a little boy lol , I used to flick water off before towelling ( think I'm over that one now ) , warm toilet seat -hate too ( unless it's a hot girl that used it before me ; then it's practically worshipable and I might stay in there for a while enjoying the afterglow while doing whatever takes my fancy ;) lol ) restless leg syndrome ; check , I pee against the side of the toilet so as not to make a noise in the water , Im a bubble-rinsed too , can't have straight edges pointing at me , will always turn them away , like books , stationery anything straight , except cocks lol straighter the better for me , any group of numbers or sole number means something to me always counting and doing numerology , same with colors particularly green and red for stop and go , oh and blue for be cool lol but all colours. And my big mega quirky phobia is when I get a cut or crush injury on my fingers or toes , I always (unless it's an emergency or a fight situation) pass out cold within a minute or two , on top of my mind I could care less about a little cut , but invariably if I don't sit down I wake up later flat on the ground in a cold sweat , white as a sheet ; top that!!!! Lol , Loz ( I got more too )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'alldanite''Quirktart 2011' or maybe 'Quirkalicious 2011' Since I've already slung shit on my old man , here's some of my quirks ; I got numbers problems ( always constantly scared of the number 4 since I was a wee littley , but now guess what?? That bitch jus turned on it's ass , and now 4 is my favourite number , take that fences!!!! You can't fence me in , you can't scare me!!!! Lol ). Hell yes I got problems with toilet seats!! When out I NEED to wipe that seat first , pulling exactly four times on the toilet roll and if not clean enough on first attempt then another four pulls on the roll. Btw I am afraid of splash back too , so paper in the bowl means I feel a whole lot better :) Carlos you weiner lol , I'm one of those guys that sometimes has trouble peeing in front of the others and waits for the cubicle , damned if I know why , but I'll tell ya something anyone who's got a problem better get ready to take their giggles outside lol don't worry that's not a threatening attitude , just letting folk know that it's absolutely nothing to do with being a little boy lol , I used to flick water off before towelling ( think I'm over that one now ) , warm toilet seat -hate too ( unless it's a hot girl that used it before me ; then it's practically worshipable and I might stay in there for a while enjoying the afterglow while doing whatever takes my fancy ;) lol ) restless leg syndrome ; check , I pee against the side of the toilet so as not to make a noise in the water , Im a bubble-rinsed too , can't have straight edges pointing at me , will always turn them away , like books , stationery anything straight , except cocks lol straighter the better for me , any group of numbers or sole number means something to me always counting and doing numerology , same with colors particularly green and red for stop and go , oh and blue for be cool lol but all colours. And my big mega quirky phobia is when I get a cut or crush injury on my fingers or toes , I always (unless it's an emergency or a fight situation) pass out cold within a minute or two , on top of my mind I could care less about a little cut , but invariably if I don't sit down I wake up later flat on the ground in a cold sweat , white as a sheet ; top that!!!! Lol , Loz ( I got more too ) You're the most adorable little freak ever just peed my pants laughing at that xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Wanna get ya freak on , getcha getcha freak on???? Lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Yep lets get all freaky jiggy leg on each other lmao and I can yell out, fuck me harder number 4 but I think we'll keep you away from paper and anything sharp dont wanna have to catch you on the way down

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Then back to a nice room , but I crush my finger in the door in my haste , then 1 or 2 mins into it I slump in a cold sweaty heap on top of you , and then you can claim you had me so excited that my brain freaked and the lights went out. Lol ok deal whatever I have to do , but you should know that the best way to bring me around is to grind on my face ;) Ding-ding , that was a TKO , round 2....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    and thanks for passing the Crown my way....you know you're only half as crazy as me now don't ya???? Lol Yes the psychologist was right heehee

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Think Adn is making you look like an amateur Chilli. Can you imagine what it would be like if you two lived together........and Bred...Raflmao!Stop....I am scaring myself now!Are you sure you guys really want to be telling us all this.......lolCheers Nev... bows to the King and Queen of the Fruit Loops box........thus far....bahahaha

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Wow, thank goodness for funny, freaky, OCD, different, quirky, and the insane. I love it and makes life much more interesting than a world full of people all acting the same.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' And if you talk to me while I'm in the stall I won't answer you. At all. No discussion is so important it can't fucking wait 2 mins til I come out. xx Sarah Funny that. The kids always, always, always call out for me just when I sit down. I yell at them "This is the ONLY few minutes peace I get a day. Cant it bloody wait?"

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    14 years ago

    Men who grunt when they're about to cum is really wierd and very non sexy. i have come across 2 and i pmsl everytime.

  • magsluvsoral

    magsluvsoral

    14 years ago

    A guy I wc'd with for years used too use a condom while wanking which left me totally unsatisfied not seeing his cum going anywhere .. and my hubby breathes too loud, thats more of a downer then above one..

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Men who grunt when they're about to cum is really wierd and very non sexy. i have come across 2 and i pmsl everytime. I have a 'friend' who coughs when he cums. Not a coughing fit, just one really big cough. hilarious!xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    who can challenge this Queen of Fruit Loops , but beware I DO have more yet undisclosed so you'd better be pretty damned crazy to take the crown biatches :)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Grunts and coughs? Oh Girls.... you DONT want to go there on this old caveman. If you have ever wondered what a damned YETI would sound like when it cums... I can get it on tape for you. Depending on the character of the new partner, I sometimes TRY to tone my EVENT down, but IF I think she will be "OK", then I just let go... It is not a gentle event at all... Those growls and hisses come from somewhere deeper then skin. :) Mind you, I was sitting in a crib room on a mine site one day, with a plate full of semi cooked and raw meat, when after my first rib, a similar growl rumbled out of my throat... was funny as hell to see a table full of construction workers get the fck away from the creature. I guess I have more odd behavioural issues then I think about. xx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    seeing i am heading past this week, i can pop in with my texta and scawl some odds in between your evens,if you like. could knock up a fake tattoo on your lucious breasts while i am there xxx crazy mexican

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    sounds to me like you could use a distraction.i would be happy to oblige as i go near your area often . i could juggle some balls or lift myself with just 2 fingers and do other magic tricks to amuse youif you like xxx crazy mexican

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I am so anal about cleaning.... if friends come over and the house is not pristine, I am mortified, so I spend all my time cleaning...well I'm not getting sex, so I have it to spare, right...I also clean when I am stressed. I should have the cleanest house in the NT... flatmates stress me out all the time...grrrrrrr. Making a cup of tea, it has to be done in the same way or it just does not taste right.... sugar, tea, milk, hot water. I once heard that putting on your left sock first, then your right sock, then left shoe then right shoe means good luck for the day. I didn't really think anyting of it until I realised I was unconsciously doing it every time I put my running shoes on. I can only drink diet cola... but not pepsi max... it doesn't taste like pepsi light. Beats me what my problem with it is.... Oh, electrical outlets... I cannot handle it when an electrical outlet has nothing connected to the powerpoints but the switches are on... someone played a prank on my and turned all the powerpoints on in an empty room on day.... I couldn't leave till I had turned them all off.... so I'm safety conscious.... sue me.... lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I am so anal about cleaning.... if friends come over and the house is not pristine, I am mortified, so I spend all my time cleaning...well I'm not getting sex, so I have it to spare, right...I also clean when I am stressed. I should have the cleanest house in the NT... flatmates stress me out all the time...grrrrrrr. Making a cup of tea, it has to be done in the same way or it just does not taste right.... sugar, tea, milk, hot water. I once heard that putting on your left sock first, then your right sock, then left shoe then right shoe means good luck for the day. I didn't really think anyting of it until I realised I was unconsciously doing it every time I put my running shoes on. I can only drink diet cola... but not pepsi max... it doesn't taste like pepsi light. Beats me what my problem with it is.... Oh, electrical outlets... I cannot handle it when an electrical outlet has nothing connected to the powerpoints but the switches are on... someone played a prank on me and turned all the powerpoints on in an empty room on day.... I couldn't leave till I had turned them all off.... so I'm safety conscious.... sue me.... lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I love that everyone is admitting to their little oddities and others also at their expense lol I get fidgety and my foot just taps like crazy when im horny...... The room has to be pitch black for me to be able to sleep, no gaps in curtains, no computer screen lights nothing... love milo out of the tin and nutella....... take my bra off the second i walk in the door no matter what time of the day, even if im going back out and have to put it back on...... oh and i hate wearing underwear lol cindy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    DGT quote..........For example....the husband of a friend has a habit that I initally thought would have to be a 'one of a kind' type thing,but since have heard it's more common than you would think......and that is , every time he goes for a number 2he strips completely naked ummm yeah.How does your husband know his friend strips completely naked when he goes two two's...........I mean does your husband hold his hand as well..........do they have some kind of scat thing going on..............whats the storyXX Exit

  • andy_75

    andy_75

    14 years ago

    I have to stack all my cans by size and contents, each shelf in my fridge is for a specific item or collective of the same, my knives are all arranged by size etc.. My kitchen is in total order which is weird because the rest of the house is a wherever it lands is where it lives policy, except cds and dvds they are alphabetical.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'exitonly' DGT quote.......... For example....the husband of a friend has a habit that I initally thought would have to be a 'one of a kind' type thing, but since have heard it's more common than you would think......and that is , every time he goes for a number 2 he strips completely naked ummm yeah. How does your husband know his friend strips completely naked when he goes two two's...........I mean does your husband hold his hand as well..........do they have some kind of scat thing going on..............whats the story XX Exit The husband of a friend she tells alllllllll LOL as in the wife is my friend heehee

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    In my social group i'm known as the epitomy of odd behaviour and eccentricities. lol Apart from regularly being compared to a late eccentric singer constantly i've come to embrace it. :)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ive been asked to tie a girl up after just meeting her and one cuppa coffee at her house. I mean I could have been anyone but wow did I learn what I love most about findin the g with my tounge. I have been asked by a first date for mutual maturbation before sex. She said it prolonged her comming, but yeah easier said than done. Ive had hours and given them back with many tantric massages on a one night stand. Ive had girls ive met steal photos of my family and others have shopped and bought me clothes to our first date, I mean brand new. Good n bad, just roll with it and learn.

  • Dimples_

    Dimples_

    14 years ago

    I HATE touching public bins unless I can wash my hands after touching them. I will walk around with rubbish in my hands until I can find a bin without a lid, or wait for someone else to lift the lid or I give it to my son to put in the bin. (He has commented on this before by saying "Argh Mum! You're going to have to touch a bin eventually!") I ALWAYS wipe the toilet seat and ALWAYS make sure everything is flushed. If I notice someone has the tag out on their clothes, I tuck it in for them, no matter who they are!! For me to go down on a guy they have to be 'just out of the shower fresh' or I gag on (real or imaged) smells. I hate shaking hands with people and won't do anything with that hand until I can wash it. I won't eat food other people have touched. (After it has been served) I correct mis-pronouncation of words constantly. I contantly ask if people have washed their hands after they've been to the toilet. I hate touching door handles in public mostly. I'm sure there is more but can't think of them atm...lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Dimples_' I HATE touching public bins unless I can wash my hands after touching them. I will walk around with rubbish in my hands until I can find a bin without a lid, or wait for someone else to lift the lid or I give it to my son to put in the bin. (He has commented on this before by saying "Argh Mum! You're going to have to touch a bin eventually!") I ALWAYS wipe the toilet seat and ALWAYS make sure everything is flushed. If I notice someone has the tag out on their clothes, I tuck it in for them, no matter who they are!! For me to go down on a guy they have to be 'just out of the shower fresh' or I gag on (real or imaged) smells. I hate shaking hands with people and won't do anything with that hand until I can wash it. I won't eat food other people have touched. (After it has been served) I correct mis-pronouncation of words constantly. I contantly ask if people have washed their hands after they've been to the toilet. I hate touching door handles in public mostly. I'm sure there is more but can't think of them atm...lolsounds a lot like ocd i think, more like a condition rather than an oddity :)

  • Dimples_

    Dimples_

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'cinmik' sounds a lot like ocd i think, more like a condition rather than an oddity :) LOL I was thinking exactly that while I was typing it out! lol I also have the leg shaking thing, where i'll sit there and my leg will go up and down. Think I got it from my dad, his nickname was 'Shaker'

  • RogueGeek

    RogueGeek

    14 years ago

    It took me years to trains myself out of the compulsion to use the pegs in a pattern when I was hanging out washing, ie one line would be blue - red - ble - red etc and another would be blue - white - red etc etcCL is obsessed with naming conventions of movies and TV shows that we download... So much so he wrote a script so that when a file has finished downloading it is automatically renamed using the correct 'formula'.Cheers,MS(the female half) Quoting 'focusliason' shhhhh DGT but I think Fionabees washing problems are hereditary...other members of the family iron everything (and I mean EVERYTHING...hmmm maybe not socks or ace but sheesh close enough) and it seems to get worse with age....joy look what I have to look forward to..lol...though I am pretty set in my ways as to how the washing gets hung out... . Reading her post though reminded me of a guy we both knew who had to have matching pegs hanging each item of clothing out...they had to be the same colour on each item...no odd ones...and he would go and change the pegs around so they matched if someone else hung out the washing.... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Dont really have an opinion on this subject but I too wipe the water off my body before towling off, makes crap towels more effective. The only other quirk I will admit to is when I was young when in the pool, I had to stand on my tippytoes, I just couldnt stand flat footed. Eventually I trained myself to stand flat footed. Wait, one more quirk,when walking next to someone especially if holding hands I have to walk on the left of them. It just feels wrong if Im on the right. Does this mean Im dammaged goods ?

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