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Odd behaviour ??

May 10 2011

Have you ever come across strange things with a partner or friend that has made you stop and say "WTF" Odd little habits that are out of the norm? For example....the husband of a friend has a habit that I initally thought would have to be a 'one of a kind' type thing, but since have heard it's more common than you would think......and that is , every time he goes for a number 2 he strips completely naked ummm yeah. . I had a boyfried who would completely push all the water off his body (yep after every shower) before grabbing the towel ( like using a squeegee lol) I mean we all do a bit of a wring out with the hair....but this was bordering on ridiculous , just grab the damn towel already LOL . Another would get the sniffs when he was really horny....(maybe he was full lmao ) . what little quirks or strange behaviour have you come across in your time? Would love to hear them

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  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    This was hiding here somewhere... BUMP...Cause it is an hysterical read! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fun I totally forgot about this thread

  • razor2000

    razor2000

    12 years ago

    Don't wash my work mug that I have my tea in, I take it black so don't see it as being a issue :) One of the office girls has OCD and has a thing about time, won't go to her lunch break at 12.55 or any other time, must be 13.00 and when she hangs hers clothes up whatever colour the item is it gets the same colour pegs. Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My man loves wiping his sweaty face on my boobs during sex... Which is ok with me, as I feel more dominated by him. But there you go...

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    12 years ago

    It is a good read, how did I miss this one :)

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    I only remembered it when Mrs P started a thread about Superstitions! It brought this thread to mind and how many laughs eveyone got! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    to the HotChilli woman....did she find love or just got sick of us? Cheers Felonious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Such a list of very amusing replies I might add....but my own little thing is that I have to wipe up any water that ends up on the floor outside the boundries of my feet towel. I have never been able to stand it, if I am dried and I can see those little tiny drops of water just leering at me!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This has been hilarious to read but im glad everyone has their own little quirks   Mine is my purse has to be arranged perfectly notes all in order no rubbish no silver coins only gold and i have to have an even amount of money in there if its odd ill take a dollar out (my handbag is another story cant find anything)   I cant sleep unless all doors and cupboards and draws in my room are shut (been like that since i was a kid)   I wont wear heals ive never owned a pair (i feel to tall) im almost 6 foot ive always been funny with height i wont date a guy shorter then me even if his just perfect hight is my big factor   When i dish up dinner i dont mix veggies they have to be in their own seperate piles not touching eachother   OMG i could keep going lol feeling a little self concious now

  • Maybetheone

    Maybetheone

    12 years ago

    I was with a girl that when making toast would butter every single mm of the bread, now if that didn't take long enough, the same applied for whatever condiment on top ffs. Hence I went for the Weetbix so I wouldn't starve.Eating dinner she would cut everything on her plate into equal portions so when it went on the fork it had a bit of Everything on it before she would put it in her mouth.A tad over the top dont you think lolCC

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    OK here goes... If a power point has nothing plugged in and is on, I have to turn it off... The tricky thing is that I'm often visiting other companies for work and I have to turn off their power points and I have to do it immediately even mid conversationI have a friend who only uses his elbow to press buttons... like he wont get into a lift and use his finger to press the level...he is quite anal about touching things other people may have touched...... it can be kinda fun to hang out with him and wait for a situation that tiggers his OCD

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    OK here goes... If a power point has nothing plugged in and is on, I have to turn it off... The tricky thing is that I'm often visiting other companies for work and I have to turn off their power points and I have to do it immediately even mid conversationI have a friend who only uses his elbow to press buttons... like he wont get into a lift and use his finger to press the level...he is quite anal about touching things other people may have touched...... it can be kinda fun to hang out with him and wait for a situation that tiggers his OCD

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Aqua_bumps'OK here goes... If a power point has nothing plugged in and is on, I have to turn it off... The tricky thing is that I'm often visiting other companies for work and I have to turn off their power points and I have to do it immediately even mid conversation I have a friend who only uses his elbow to press buttons... like he wont get into a lift and use his finger to press the level...he is quite anal about touching things other people may have touched...... it can be kinda fun to hang out with him and wait for a situation that tiggers his OCD I do the power point thing too...I have gotten up in the middle of meetings and said "Sorry I can't concentrate with that on" and will walk over and switch it off! I do it EVERYWHERE at ANYTIME! It makes me visibly shudder when I see them and I cannot walk past any points at all that are turned on when there is nothing connected to it! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Geeze good thing you guys aren't sparkies. Cheers Felonious

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Finally, a topic that gives creedence to the behaviour of us many who are made to feel ashamed by our yes im horny snorts, tummy cum licking proclivities, i dont care if its rubber and fake im sticking my knob in it, i refuse to step out of showers with beads of water running off my body, ( der, thats how you prevent chaffing, plus its exercise)....et alNow just need to get my list of odd behaviour together

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Had better get snacks and comy pillows for your list Pet, gotta feeling we'll be here a while and you should've known that it would be me and my weirdo ways that would start this thread Quoting 'petgrowl03' Finally, a topic that gives creedence to the behaviour of us many who are made to feel ashamed by our yes im horny snorts, tummy cum licking proclivities, i dont care if its rubber and fake im sticking my knob in it, i refuse to step out of showers with beads of water running off my body, ( der, thats how you prevent chaffing, plus its exercise)....et alNow just need to get my list of odd behaviour together

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    also a compulsive power point switcher offererer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ok, still narrowing the list down. so far i've separated them into groups of:1) indoors. umm, situations that happened between one-three times involving foreign objects, (spoons, rubber ducks, light shades, glad wrap, you know the drill.)2) outdoors (daytime). involves neighbours shower running when im about to shower, ice cream truck when im sitting down with a bowl, (naked or clothed), plus whenever door to door sales person rings bell i've got to pull up pants n hide tissues. when im stuck in an elevator i check my phone and see i have enough charge to keep watching porn i've downloaded, regardless of this embarrasses a) gf im with or b) fellow elevator travellers.3) when i first wake up i always have to turn on 'breakfast on channel 10' cause the sound of kiwi accent reduced my boner in a flash and therefore less embarrassing when mum brings me bacon n eggs in bed. more to come..hmm think this'll narrow my chances of getting a date ? with the exception of DGT of course Quoting 'DontGrabThat' Had better get snacks and comy pillows for your list Pet, gotta feeling we'll be here a while and you should've known that it would be me and my weirdo ways that would start this thread Quoting 'petgrowl03' Finally, a topic that gives creedence to the behaviour of us many who are made to feel ashamed by our yes im horny snorts, tummy cum licking proclivities, i dont care if its rubber and fake im sticking my knob in it, i refuse to step out of showers with beads of water running off my body, ( der, thats how you prevent chaffing, plus its exercise)....et alNow just need to get my list of odd behaviour together

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i had a friend that had to have this little fan in her bedside table going whenever she went to sleep. even in winter! i also had an x that had to turn the little metal bit on the top of his can of coke or whisky to the left. i tried changing it and he would get shitty and protect his can so i couldnt change it again lolI also have a few quirks myself which include the previously mentioned SHOWER SQUEEGY! lol YAY im not alone hahaThere cant be any crumbs in the butter it drives me crazy and i always scrape it out leaving the butter even and straight in the tub.Also when i brush my teeth i cant close my mouth because i get worried my nose will get itchy. and when i spit the toothpaste out and rinse my mouth i have to spit twice more even if there's no water left in my mouth

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hi! I always enjoy your very Enlightening and Entertaining Posts...This is no exception ... When I saw the last line about your sore feet I just cracked up Laughing ..Thanks so Much for sharing .. I'm trying to type this but still laughing so I may speak Typonese ha!ha! ..Cheers Lu :)

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Cause I love this thread! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Volume has to be an even number, clothes have to be hung up the same way, coat hangers have to face the same way, towels have to be folded exactly the same, DVDs and books are in alpha-numerical order. My shed stuff like camping gear has to be boxed, tagged and stacked. My fridge and cupboards have to be perfectly neat, my cutlery drawer has to be perfectly neat, uuuuummmmmmmm. I'm sure there's more though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I like this thread!   I used to count the syllables in all of my words on my fingers as I was talking, and have to repeat them over and over until I ended up on my pinky.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can't stop laughing! This is like reading about... ME! So glad to know that Im not the only odd one Hahahaha I am the ultimate hoverer - do it in 5 inch stilettos, drunk and not a spill! My ass is not touching no dirty toilet! And I never touch anything with my bare hand - I use toilet paper/paper towel to open/lock door, flush, turn tap on/off. Would even hold on if the toilet is eekie!When lying on my stomach, I would rock my hips from side to side. I have put myself to sleep doing this. I can't sleep without a pillow between my legs and would rub one leg on the embroidered bit of the pillowcase until I fall asleep. Used to do this to my ex's hairy legs - drove him mad! LOL!And if I can't sleep, I start humming.I'd better stop now before I reveal how weird I really am or start on how many pegs are used in each item of washing, check doors are locked 3 times....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My ex used to wank so "energetically" in the middle of the night I'd find myself about 1ft in the air off the bed while trying to sleep >.<...   Current mister... well it wouldn't be worth living to spill any beans on here hahaha kidding, actually can't think of anything he does that's strange or unusual besides failing to acknowledge my awesomeness on occassion ;)   -Bifor4 Missus :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I do much the same sort of things, count the 'parts' to each area in each room of my house as I walk through - the kitchen has seven equally divided 'parts' etc, the hallway has six, I find it totally bizarre, but can't help it!! Sort of like when I was a kid and couldn't step on pavement cracks and had to be two steps to a section of pavement... Oh I still do that, I just tend not to skip while I do nowadays...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Will one of you come and please re-arrange my house into some sort of order please. ;-)

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    12 years ago

    OCD Cleaning Service."We fix your clutter before it sends us nutter"(lame , so lame )

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum'OCD Cleaning Service."We fix your clutter before it sends us nutter"(lame , so lame ) LOVE IT!!!!!! xFunlovingx

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