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~ Positivity breeds positivity ~
July 03 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
Confucius say ...Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.Man with one chopstick go hungry.Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.Man who drive like hell bound to get there.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.Man who farts in church sits in own pew.Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haha I like it thats exactly what I'm looking for something different in here thanks :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
3D bunk - I like it!! I will contribute to this later :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are bloody hilarious, love it!
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RHP User
11 years ago
You can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that's kinda the same thing.FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
"If you can't hide it make a feature of it"Applicable to life and cabinetmaking !
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.
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RHP User
11 years ago
....drop ya pants!
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RHP User
11 years ago
The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." -Homer Simpson-
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RHP User
11 years ago
My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.Emma Watson
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wingman2014
11 years ago
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William Purkey - Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
I love this saying by "Betty White" "when someone says to you, grow some balls..... turn around and tell them to grow a vagina, those things can take a beating!"......
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RHP User
11 years ago
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted" "It aint what they call, it's what you answer to"
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RHP User
11 years ago
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes- M**
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RHP User
11 years ago
Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.~ Nathaniel Hawthorne ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
There's a little truth behinf every just kidding, a little curiousity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every I don't know, and a little emotion behind every I don't care. Ritu Ghatourey
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Lifes_great
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." -Homer Simpson- Everything looks bad if you remember it. Children are our future. Unless we stop them now. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! Nice one Mesmerised Great post OP....made may day!
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RHP User
11 years ago
What is worth doing and what is worth having? I would like to say simply this. It is worth doing nothing and it is worth having a rest.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's so long since I had sex I forget who ties up whom....Joan Rivers. An intellectual is a person who has found one thing that is more interesting than sex......Aldous Huxley. Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,as long as you get between the right man and the right woman...Woody Allen..........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Marge: Homer that's the worst thing you've ever done!Homer: You say that so much it's lost all meaning.
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RHP User
11 years ago
From Lao Tzu (who was more like The Dude than Homer):Embracing Tao, you become embraced.Supple, breathing gently, you become reborn.Clearing your vision, you become clear.Nurturing your beloved, you become impartial.Opening your heart, you become accepted.Accepting the World, you embrace Tao.Bearing and nurturing,Creating but not owning,Giving without demanding,Controlling without authority,This is love.
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
if hes dumb enough to walk away - be smart enough to let him go
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RHP User
11 years ago
“There is only one important point you must keep in your mind and let it be your guide. No matter what people call you, you are just who you are. Keep to this truth. You must ask yourself how is it you want to live your life. We live and we die, this is the truth that we can only face alone. No one can help us, not even the Buddha. So consider carefully, what prevents you from living the way you want to live your life?” And also: “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” M**
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everything we've read so far!
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RHP User
11 years ago
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. They can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay..." -Mr Mackey, South Park-
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RHP User
11 years ago
Didn't you tell us you'd post something every day?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Didn't recognise or remember the source, but it went something like this:I do not wish to live in a society where you are stoned for adultery; I prefer to live in a society where we get stoned first and then commit adultery.
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RHP User
11 years ago
From the legendary Bill Hicks (on what he'd like to hear on the nightly news):“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.”
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RHP User
11 years ago
I slept with the guy who wrote Bill Hicks' biography. True story.
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RHP User
11 years ago
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. That really resonates with me !
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Life's too short to eat fruit"
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RHP User
11 years ago
haha yes i will just missed yesterday was late for work frist day back :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.~ Dalai Lama ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wingman....love that one! one if my favourites. FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
· We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Great input guys keep it coming :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Miles: every now and then say "what the fuck". "What the fuck" brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Judge a man not by how hard he falls, but by hard he fights to get back up. Embrace that which you are, for you can not be anything else. You never realise how precious time is until you give it away. I refuse to lose, therefore I can't be beaten. (That's my personal favourite)
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RHP User
11 years ago
In the cellars of the night, when the mind starts moving around old trunks of bad times,the pain of this and the shame of that, the memory of a small boldness is a hand to hold.~ John Leonard ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
be good.... if you can't be good, be good at it ........................ or if it is a nice young lady, be good, if you don't want to be good,,,, COME BACK AND SEE ME
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nothing can ever happen as you imagine it, so expect nothing, and embrace what appears.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your all a bunch of idiots until proven otherwise.~Kizza1973~
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Cassy_74
11 years ago
I love this character, he is so out there with some of his comments, but some of them are so true:Just because I don't care It doesn't mean I don't understandSon, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nailI'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? And how could you ever forget the conga line he startedYou don't make friends with salad!! You don't make friends with salad!!Aahhh we could all do with a lil bit of homer in our lives to put a smile on our dials!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!" *leaves the room, slamming the door, then pokes his head back in* "Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
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RHP User
11 years ago
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! -Homer Jay-
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sometimes you take an emotional leap of faith...And it pays off. In the biggest way, its changed your life forever for the better and you are more whole as a person...So next time you are on that precipice, JUMP! Its worth it :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at
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RHP User
11 years ago
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Realize that failure is not as bad as you think it will be nor is it the absolute end... Peter Nguyen - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I do my thing and you do yours, I am not in this world to live up to your expectations and you are not here to live up to mine, You are you and I am I and if by chance we find each other it is beautiful, If not, it can't be helped.... Frederick peris- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
While the two of you were busy arguing about whether the glass was half hull or half emtpy, I drank it! Signed The Opportunist
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RHP User
11 years ago
...is a Mirror. A multifaceted, multidimensional mirror if you like. You have to act in front of this mirror as it will not act for you..For example: You're disappointed, angry even, and you want the universe to do something for YOU, for a change. So you shout at the mirror "I'm not smiling until YOU smile first!".Being that the universe is just a mirror, who do you think will win that battle?.Bashar (alien intelligence on earth existing in "The Now")
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RHP User
11 years ago
I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. Bill Clinton. Awww billy boy, you were just too scared to say she was better than Hillary :p- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.~ Elisabeth Kubler-Ross ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
"if you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you will never have enough."Oprah Winfrey (possibly looking out the window of her private jet)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Don't try to hurt someone on purpose just because they hurt you by accident.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour.~ Tom Hanks ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
“It is easy to love people when they smell good, but sometimes they slip into the manure of life and smell awful. You must love them just as much when they smell foul.”and this “Passion is a feeling that tells you: this is the right thing to do. Nothing can stand in my way. It doesn't matter what anyone else says. This feeling is so good that it cannot be ignored. I'm going to follow my bliss and act upon this glorious sensation of joy.”Cheers E
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RHP User
11 years ago
I noticed that my boyfriend would always wave to everyone while we were driving around. No matter who it was, he'd flash a smile, and wave happily, even if they gave him weird looks and didn't wave back. I asked him why he waved to strangers like that, and he said, "I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if a stranger had just acknowledged them with a smile or a wave, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today."
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RHP User
11 years ago
a few years ago I decided to stop being an unfriendly bitch...if strangers smiled at me or wanted to chat I would always ignore them.Then I realized that for many people just a smile could make a difference ....sooo now I am much more open to chatting to total strangers and I like me a lot more too.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A smile is the most contagious thing :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPyre' I noticed that my boyfriend would always wave to everyone while we were driving around. No matter who it was, he'd flash a smile, and wave happily, even if they gave him weird looks and didn't wave back. I asked him why he waved to strangers like that, and he said, "I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if a stranger had just acknowledged them with a smile or a wave, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today." That's beautiful ! I'm going to save some lives.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love it Freya and Mr Kool, you both are cool!I'm glad those moments are just as good for yourself Freya, I know I love to chat and smile and laugh when I'm out and about. With rising suicide rates these days, I'm sure our isolation compared to the past has a lot to do with it. Waves... and smiles... Have a great weekend!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have tried to adjust my normal default guarded-ness while out in public to be ready to respond to eye-contact with a friendly smile - I've been caught off-guard by an unexpected smile before and didn't have time to re-adjust my face quick enough to respond, and felt bad for it. These little moments of connection that never lead anywhere are good to cultivate.Going out with the internal attitude adjusted to a more positive one does make a difference.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' Then I realized that for many people just a smile could make a difference Years ago, while at a train station frequented by beggars, a dissheveled man approached me saying "Excuse me..." I instantly replied "No change, sorry". His face dropped and he said he only meant to ask me where bus stop D was. I felt like a total bitch. When someone smiles and says hello I do the same thing, no matter who it is. And I will never assume again they just want something. Oh, and I make a point of remembering my patients' birthdays and singing Happy Birthday to them. Baaaadly.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I dont think I do it as much these days..............but I have been stopped before and thanked for smiling......have been told how it made them feel happier.I recall the lady always sitting at the bustop with flowers in hand to whom I would smile and say mornng...I asked her where are you going with such lovely flowers...she said to the cemetary they're for my husband, but she wasnt sad and I would always greet her and smile.Costs nothing to smile.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Peace begins with a smile. - Mother Teresa -
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RHP User
11 years ago
thanks for the thread, it's making me smile.Another thread I'm enjoying, loving the smiles.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It made me smile to see...The PINCHme page is giving away FREE Smiles
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” Dr. Seuss
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RHP User
11 years ago
“There were two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations” -Jodi Picoult- (My third one would be: "lower your morality")
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RHP User
11 years ago
“The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” -- Malcolm Forbes And this one sent to me by a truy beautiful man this week: "Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Found my soul and i'm your forever" Anon
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” Dr. Seuss “You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.”
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RHP User
11 years ago
Remember, you have been criticising yourself for years and it hasn't worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens. (Louis Proto)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cause those that matter don't mind,and those that mind don't matter
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RHP User
11 years ago
I try for a poetic language that says, This is who we are, where we have been, where we are. This is where we must go. And this is what we must do.~ Mari Evans ~
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RHP User
11 years ago
“I am realistic – I expect miracles
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RHP User
11 years ago
When people go, I often regret not telling them how much I loved and respected them. So I try to do it now, while they are here to hear it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
it's hard for someone to resist a smile..."...If one door closes...kick it back open again...""Never pass an open door but go through it...who knows what opportunity lies on the other side..."S'nP
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RHP User
11 years ago
Success is only possible when the desire to succeed is greater than the fear of failure.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Do you believe there are no accidents in life? All things in our lives happen for a reason and all of the people we meet along the way will play a part in our lives some big, some small. Some will make us cry, some will hurt us, some will betray us but this only serves to make us stronger. Some will teach us valuable life lessons that will transform us into a better, stronger and wiser person.
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RHP User
11 years ago
well it does seem this thread is working keep up the good work guys its all about spreading the cheer keeping the world to be a smiling place no matter how grim it grows or how dark it gets always remember these kinda people are always there to carry us through no matter what :)keep it positive d3bunk :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
No mud, no lotus.~ Thich Nhat Hanh
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RHP User
11 years ago
We are stardust We are golden And we have to Get ourselves back To the garden
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." ~Charles SwindollThousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha“Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you’ve got a big heart and aren’t afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength.”“Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe, and have faith that everything will work out for the best.”Two things will give you more wisdom , The books you read and the People you meet !FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
“Some people are meant to come into your life for a lifetime, some for only a season and you got to know which is which. And you’re always messing up when you mix those seasonal people up with lifetime expectations. I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are like leaves on a tree. When the wind blows, they’re over there… wind blow that way they over here… they’re unstable. When the seasons change they wither and die, they’re gone. That’s alright. Most people are like that, they’re not there to do anything but take from the tree and give shade every now and then. That’s all they can do. But don’t get mad at people like that, that’s who they are. That’s all they were put on this earth to be. A leaf. Some people are like a branch on that tree. You have to be careful with those branches too, ‘cause they’ll fool you. They’ll make you think they’re a good friend and they’re real strong but the minute you step out there on them, they’ll break and leave you high and dry. But if you find two or three people in your life that’s like the roots at the bottom of that tree you are blessed. Those are the kind of people that aren’t going nowhere. They aren’t worried about being seen, nobody has to know that they know you, they don’t have to know what they’re doing for you but if those roots weren’t there, that tree couldn’t live. A tree could have a hundred million branches but it only takes a few roots down at the bottom to make sure that tree gets everything it needs. When you get some roots, hold on to them but the rest of it… just let it go. Let folks go.FOXY
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On_Safari
11 years ago
3 Things you cannot Recover in life: The WORD after it's said The MOMENT after its missed The TIME after its gone...... And I still believe a smile costs nothing, a kind word even less and that to err is human but to forgive divine. :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' We are stardust We are golden And we have to Get ourselves back To the garden Much prefer the Crosby, Stills and Nash version, but yes great song!
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RHP User
11 years ago
To err is human, but to forgive is canine.
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RHP User
11 years ago
it's giving me that which you need more than I do.
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RHP User
11 years ago
IT IS, WHAT IT IS....... :) FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Say and do this..."This relationship was special, tie a red bow around it and put it in your memory box...and leave it there" FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
It should read..".The best advice I was ever given, (by a special friend) to say after a break-up...." FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
After all we are human and can make mistakes. ;) FOXY
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RHP User
11 years ago
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after what I’ve been through. I said, it’s because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim. Patricia Buckley
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RHP User
11 years ago
as if they expect a receipt - Kin Hubbard
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RHP User
11 years ago
A lot of people are better imagined in your bed than found there in the morning....PJ O'Rorke Let there be pleasure and ecstasy on earth and let it begin with me........Annie Sprinkle
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