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Profiles - What grinds your gears.
April 27 2018
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HotNightsGC
7 years ago
Urghh.... rolls eyes 🙄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
That made me smile Mine I’m an easy going laid back guy with a good sense of humour Every bloke is this apparently Give me intense, driven, passionate, idealistic, ambitious cause, man are these guys exciting to be around
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RHP User
7 years ago
Clearly you haven't perused the female profiles of any dating sites recently. I would estimate there are more filter "enhanced" pictures, than normal. Don't do it! It isn't funny, it isn't cute, we don't think you are clever. What else. Ahh, my favourite. "If you want to know anything just ask" or, commonly, "if u want 2 kno anything ask". Fine. What's the capital of Sierra Leone? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Can you find that squeak in my car that I can't identify? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
7 years ago
Those euro style profile pics so many fakes use I mean come on..... if you’re gonna be fake, put some effort into it fella 🤣
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Freaky_Fun
7 years ago
Snap chat filters on men any age like wtaf. Hey how r u And my all time favourite "l love oral and I'm the best at it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 l'm yet to read a profile where it says sorry I'm shit at it but I'll give it a go.
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RHP User
7 years ago
All the Snapchat filters among the bare minimum profile details, never to see any login/recent activity ever again, shows the sheer amount of fake profiles generated. PS I like all the new pics with pets though... Mmm... See above. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
I’ll see your template messages and raise you.... template profiles 🤦🏻♀️ Oh and a no photo to match the template profile 👎🤪 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
What you said. I agree with you 100%! They are not cute. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
When they don't even bother to try. The difference between their there and they're is not hard to figure out. Profiles riddled with woeful word usage make my eyes want to vomit. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Rlee552
7 years ago
The bare minimum required to get a profile registered - so they can have perve. Or the clear model fakes - no you are not being clever when you send me a standard template message demanding to be my mistress, listing a ‘gmale’ email address designed to get around the filters, and then asking me to make a financial offering. Thankfully it doesn’t take long for your profile to disappear.
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RHP User
7 years ago
New profile called "worker". Female profile, stock image of a well built MALE body taken from Pinterest. This is normal, real profiles are rare.
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inspirit
7 years ago
Fucking fish. Then there is the fucking car a d not to mention the fucking motor bike. Jeeses just wanna see your cock size. 😛😛😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
You're a tough customer, inspirit. If the bike's better looking than me, it can only help, surely? Know what shits me? ( Not really, but you know.. ) It's these profiles that only have arty-farty close-up pics of a hint of a nipple; a forlornly draped Egyptian cotton bed sheet slipping off a thigh; pouty, painted lips in all their duck faced glory....you know what i mean....and zilch of the unembellished entirety. My limited experience has taught me that the real thing varies from the advertising across a VERY broad range.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Snapchat filters, FISH, no photos at all or pics that looked photoshopped:not real.. Plus.. not reading a profile properly!! I get the first flirt is most likely based off seeing the photo only.. But if I reply with - Im a Guest, message me please, don’t sent a flirt back saying the same thing!! I have put the disclaimer in my profile as well!! I also say I’m not going to waste either ones time, so a face pic is essential for seeing if there’s an attraction.. Don’t get snippy at me & almost harass me when I ask for one & have replied politely explaining I’m not interested!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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mango69er
7 years ago
If you dont like a profile . Press a botton and move on. Fuck sake . We cant all be totally awesome like yourselfs. - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Cracks me up when guys have ticked the box for Looking For A Relationship and talk about finding the one, then you look at their username and its something like BigMuffDiver or HardNHung4U
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
I mean on other sites, not RHP. Here thats par for the course.
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The_Antichrist
7 years ago
I just call them bambi - Posted from rhpmobile
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inspirit
7 years ago
Smartarse 😛😁 Hope my pic gives you the willies. If I show all of me, I'll get called a fat fuck and Im just too fragile for that kinda shit. 💋😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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HotNightsGC
7 years ago
Of my God yes! Even worse! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
...shows you a massive rack! I don't do screw a hunchback! Tittie editors ...featuring now on Google. 🙄👌⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'mango69er' If you dont like a profile . Press a botton and move on. Fuck sake . We cant all be totally awesome like yourselfs. - Posted from rhpmobile You can also do the same with forum topics you don't like Lighten up
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OkeyDoke45
7 years ago
I have heard of these Instachat and Snapgram things, I am barely able to tolerate Facebook these days let alone apps or sites that actually encourage narcissism. I can't even take a selfie without looking like I'm trying to squeeze out a particularly belligerent poo. Actually, maybe I do need some filtering then.
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luvsilver
7 years ago
Lucky Mrs Luvsilver comes in at 5 foot 1 and 3/4 to go with her rack Mr Luvsilver
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Gr8distraction
7 years ago
Never understood the fish /gym/boat pics. Might be the hunter gatherer in them Is that an RC8 Kool? Are you a head down bum up rice rocket kinda guy?
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RHP User
7 years ago
I wet my panties after reading yours... spot on!! 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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inspirit
7 years ago
What the fuck have you been looking at in Google..... 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Yep, it is.These days I'm not into just one type of bike. Same with women. My tastes have broadened.
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curiousnhorny05
7 years ago
Yes we have a preferred age... why do you ignore that and message that. Shows me you don’t take the time to read my profile or you have no respect of our preferences which translates to boundaries. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
The site is guilty of that too. Often I see on my feeder page that someone is "looking for me" when I click on their profile I invariably find that they are looking for someone unattached and I don't even fit their preferred age group, I am tempted to message them to say sorry for looking.
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Minx99
7 years ago
Not sure when any of these things meant "do me now", but nope. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Where it's in the bathroom, taken high up, dick out, pants around his ankles and 2 little feet on the tiles. WTF are they thinking. Out to impress?
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RHP User
7 years ago
Were they even thinking.
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curiousnhorny05
7 years ago
When the app accidentally clicks on it and your like NO I didn’t mean to :) you don’t want to give ppl the wrong idea. You then get messages hey you viewed my profile wanna chat? I would’ve messaged you if I did sorry. - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Quoting 'firenice05' When the app accidentally clicks on it and your like NO I didn’t mean to :) you don’t want to give ppl the wrong idea. You then get messages hey you viewed my profile wanna chat? I would’ve messaged you if I did sorry. - Posted from rhpmobile Stealth mode was invented. Perve as much as you like......(nice tits!)
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RHP User
7 years ago
They claim to be single yet the bathroom mirror selfie has a neatly made bed with a floral bed spread in the background, and you can clearly see woman’s beauty products and extra toothbrush 🤦🏻♀️ Dumb dumb - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
LOL we’re all over their game 😛 How about shaded blurry face pic or no face pic, when you chat they suddenly have moved to a different suburb than what’s on their profile, they also can’t host because their sister lives with them, they can only communicate by email. Uh Huh, sure bro 😂 you’re totes single 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Where it's in the bathroom, taken high up, dick out, pants around his ankles and 2 little feet on the tiles. WTF are they thinking. Out to impress? The hottest look. That one is a real knicker dropper he he
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'Minx99' Not sure when any of these things meant "do me now", but nope. - Posted from rhpmobile Monkeys?? Wow. Really? That's a first LOL. They want some monkey biz maybe? Monkey in a photo is just weird. This is a funny thread. Good job everyone. I needed some comic relief.
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bonefide
7 years ago
Just cuz I waz learnt better wiff wetterrs ant meen I use vem well. Back the truck it could be due to faulty letter on the keyboard. 😉👍
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bonefide
7 years ago
2 little feet on the tiles. Could that be thier profession, tiler or cordwainers/cobbler shoe maker 😆
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joanne1991
7 years ago
Whether it ge men or women honestly fluffy ears and nose, sparkles eyes that aren't yours please look elsewhere sorry but that isn't what I'm looking for on this site
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RHP User
7 years ago
Filters! Yes great place to start. But don’t forget the apps used that you don’t know they’ve used a filter and the whitening of the eyes and teeth and bringing in the cheek bones. The group photos or with the same friend on each photo, so that I have to call CSI and start an investigation to figure out who the fuck you are. How about age. Yes well if you haven’t used a filter or app to change the look of your face, then I probably can’t tell you’re lying about your age and you’re actually 52 not 39. In that case bravo, wait till we meet and I tell you to walk on. And how about when I send a msg being forth coming about what I’m looking for (tinder) and get the “oh no, not me, I don’t do that, sorry”...then an hour later. “Hey if you ever want to hang out just as friends, I think we’ll really get along”..... Ahhhhh thank you for giving me a platform to rant from 😂👌🏼 - Posted from rhpmobile
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anarchist
7 years ago
Women all with dog snap chat filters , a self righteous list 40 items deep of things you dislike or demand in someone , people that complain about no replies say tinder then don’t talk when you match , duck pouts , - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
No pics (or just one shitty vague pic)... and "ask me's" - deal breaker. - Posted from rhpmobile
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anarchist
7 years ago
Women caring about spelling they are over there with their dog , you’re all more concerned about this more than your own beauty regime . I can spell so what how about judging someone on their personality, than all the superficial BS the worlds deteriorated to. You’re welcome RANT OVER - Posted from rhpmobile
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AsingleguyWA
7 years ago
Pictures with a hint ... like a well cut gown with a slit up to the thigh. Well written and thought out profile with good spelling (I make smelling pisstakes ... but I do my best). Honesty. 😀😉😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
... Bones, you keyboard warrior. - Posted from rhpmobile
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couplakiwis
7 years ago
When people are clearly not the age stated or the profile photo that they use is clearly ancient at least 15 yrs old. - Posted from rhpmobile
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bonefide
7 years ago
I'll back up your little truck if u like, young lady. Helpfull I can be, and may the force help u back up. Ooopszz offff topicccc secuzy secuzy
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RHP User
7 years ago
I dont think snap chat filters work for anyone… if a woman is wearing makeup then adds a filter, it would be like stripping wall paper to see what lays beneath all that - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
The feeder page just told someone was "looking for me"... So I messaged them to say sorry for looking...😈
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SandeGiny
7 years ago
Or a blank profile with no pic. Or the cliche bathroom towel shot . Single my ass: there's 2 toothbrushes on your sink! LOL - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
This thread is about profiles, and what in profiles grinds your gears. Off course it's now about the posts that flatten your tyres. 😵
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jualfun
7 years ago
Fake Profiles with a passion
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RHP User
7 years ago
No photo, I don't even look at their profile or reply if no photo & where it has your details I.e height, hair, etc etc & they reply in every one ask me, ask me, are you serious do you think I'm going to ask you all these questions when you can't be bothered to put up a picture nor answer simple questions,.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
Everytime I see a profile pic, it reminds me of one of those wind up jumping jolly pecker with two feet. I can't help but have a little giggle to myself. 😂 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
🙈 Some of these responses are gold! Haha. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Freaky_Fun
7 years ago
Who cares??? Lol. A fuckload of us. Gawd forbid if we want someone that's literate. Has nothing to do with typos and the odd spelling mistake 🙄 Oh and we definitely judge on personality as well. Just saying 😉😊 RANT OVER.c
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RHP User
7 years ago
Everything filled out but no explanation of self or wants. Clearly they must see this place as a pure fuck site knowing have pussy will be contacted.
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RHP User
7 years ago
basically about making money, I get that. But fark sake can you please make it a decent one by making it real! Majority of people love sex, they will always be on these sites. So make it compulsory that a photo (yes hide face) has to be put up with each profile made. Make it that all have to be validated. If that profile hasn't logged in a month delete them. I've messaged heaps & have never heard anything. Obviously these people don't pay any monthly sign up so your not losing money. Just saying..... 😀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
No profile pic or just pic of a purple knob or clit with no other pictures. Fun loving down to earth professional blah blah blah.. If your on this site then you're already on DTE spectrum sheeesh. Why write any of that?? Unless you a little worried people will look at your pics and think , hmm nope, they look like boring ,highly strung and unemployed... Also agree with the car bike or fishing pics... keep on scrolling And yes snapchat filters... they suck Stir my loins or make me laugh I want to want you but some of you make it hard... - Posted from rhpmobile
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3someparties
7 years ago
People who register interest in parties then don’t have the common courtesy to at least respond when you send communications their way. You can see they have read your message. Understood if you have changed your mind or are still on the fence but a simple response isn’t too much to ask when they were the ones who registered interest in the first place. If it’s too hard to respind, don’t register. Plain and simple.
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honkytonk
7 years ago
an age preference between 18 - 99. where to begin...
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RHP User
7 years ago
Hmm back to the snapchat filters... When I see a snapchat filter I can't help but think, they are the types who think satin boxer shorts are hot... and chocolate body paint or honey is kinky - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Profile! Who expect couples with paid profiles to write back. FFS..if we can pay to contact, why can't they. After all, im.pretty sure the single fellas find it way harder to meet couples, you'd think they'd want to stack the odds in their favour by at least being able to message them! Lol ...rant over. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Template profile descriptions! ..jesus fellas, do yourselves a favour lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
You can tell a lot from people’s faces, their smiles, their eyes. People are attracted to who they are attracted to, bodies included. I would rather see a face too. Sometimes the snapchats just show personality! Haven’t come across any though, not that I am looking at men!! Haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Absolutely! Screams anyone will do! 🤦🏻♀️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Gotta agree with the paying member rants going on. Profiles should all be verified! Should all have real photos! Should be active! So many fake profiles and yes can pick the majority of them. But it just wasting time. I pay for a premium plus membership. It cost $135 for 6 months. That’s a little over $5.50 a week ( oh shit, look ladies. I can spell, use correct grammar and do maths) So for the price of a cup of coffee per week. There would be a hell of a lot happier users on here. I mean you can’t soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Mods give me the job. I'll go through this joint with a fine tooth comb. While I'm at it I'll get rid of all the snap chat filter, fish and peckers with feet profiles. Ain't nobody got time for that
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RHP User
7 years ago
Lying about age. Because lying about being under 40 might match you with someone in their 20s. Really doesn't get any more pathetic. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Where do I start? Fake photos! Old photos! An intro message that is a template and sent to everyone else. Nothing is authentic. Pic collectors. Like the ones you have up aren’t enough... man — jump on my Facebook then stalk away weirdo! . When you reject them but they don’t remember so you reject them again and again and again and again and they keep sending endless messages and you keep rejecting so then you have to block. A bare profile. When you specifically state something in your profile like “ locals only “ and they still message you - I’m in town for one night only... Thanks but I didn’t realise this was tinder. And I said locals only... When they don’t read your profile then ask a question which is answered in your first paragraph! - Posted from rhpmobile
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sensualcple2play
7 years ago
well said EarthQueen ie Mango! even when you stated being light hearted topic! as for profiles Fish car and motor bike pics! its not facebook! lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Like when you start talking to a couple, you have been chatting for a while, you've swapped pics to check each other out then the guy says his wife doesnt know about the profile and he's positive she'll be agreeable to it when it comes time to meet - I mean WTF? Then there's the pics of guys junk which looks like they've got a death grip on it - I'm sure its not going to fall off - loosen the grip a little fellas... lol
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RHP User
7 years ago
That wasn't fun at all. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
You all need a good fuck. - Posted from rhpmobile
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HappyCbrCouple
7 years ago
We would like to add a clause to our profile that states: “If you don’t look like your profile pictures then you’re buying the drinks until you do!” - Posted from rhpmobile
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usrightnow_Again
7 years ago
Hi EQ., great topic. What grinds our gears are couples who come back here just for the Forums and don't fill out there profile properly and don't have all those colourful pics up anymore, oh, hang on, 😁 Seriously though, though not too serious, of course, lol, when we had our old profile, we found it frustrating when people had photos that were old and unrepresentative. We had many a nice chat with touch. in her threads on photos. Flexible ages too. And our all time favourite, couples with one, maybe two holiday snaps of the couple, then, quite quickly, off-site we'd be sent pics of the guy only, in a hotel room, saying that his wife unfortunately couldn't join us, but he was happy to soldier on without her, oh deary me. Incidentally, I think Meander once offered to clean up the "fake" profiles and stolen pics for rhp. Whenever we pointed things out we were generally met with silence on the subject. There is still one occasional poster at least who "borrowed" some of our photos many moons ago, when we had the old profile. Just one reason we don't have any now. Mr. & Mrs. urn.
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ObifunKenobi
7 years ago
and I'm not saying your opinions about that are wrong, because I agree with your reasons. However, saying that perhaps it'll make it easier for them because they will be able to send messages and get to know people, is not how it works on here - at least from what I've found. I've been a paying member here 5 times previously, and I usually pay for 3 months at a time. I can say that in all of the time that I have been paid up, that I have only ever had two people reply to a message. that I sent. Unfortunately, due to the 'presumed' amount of messages that women receive here, it still doesn't make the whole process any more enjoyable - as the response rate can be quite low. So perhaps that's at least part of the reason you see quite a few non-paying male profiles. Anyway, after saying all of that, I should get onto topic. What really gets to me on profiles are the ones who have not filled out any of the Sexual or Fetish tabs, and have also filled out very little, if any, information in the About Me, What I'm Looking For and the My Redhot Fantasy tabs. It just make sit a little hard to know what to talk with them about. It's definitely easier if you can point out something that you like in their profile I guess is what I'm saying. Tony :)
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ObifunKenobi
7 years ago
I do realise that some, ok maybe quite a lot, of those profiles may be fake :D
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usrightnow_Again
7 years ago
And to add, it grinds my gears when either I or we write something, usually with me typing as quickly as I can in the box down here below the comments and I either don't proofread or don't pick up spelling errors. In this instance, page one, we both read it through and both missed the *there, which was obviously meant to be *their. Oh well, occasionally errors get through. The perfectionist part of me just gets frustrated, Mrs. urn., could care less. And both of us realise, most people know what was meant. Mr. urn. .
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summersolstice
7 years ago
It had to be said. The question is ambiguous. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Well shit, I just want honesty, and that includes with replys to messages, while from what I hear some guys take rejection badly? I'm quite ok with "sorry your not my type" or "sorry im looking for a monster cock" 😜 Though all in all most women are fairly honest, I'd like to know how big you are before you arrive at my door, not that I'd judge as big women are crazy fun in bed, just that the words "a little extra padding" seems to define a wide range. If your a big lady then say so, the the plumper peaches are always juicier. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'sensualcple2play as for profiles Fish car and motor bike pics! its not facebook! lol - Posted from rhpmobileBut, what better way to attract a woman who's interested in fishing, cars and motorbikes..?I'm not interested in finding a woman who wants to sit around in her knickers all day...there's plenty of them advertised already. Boooring..!
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RHP User
7 years ago
its an odd one... I thought that you wouldn't find a fellow male over the age of 15 that would do that sort of stuff.. or if he wanted to, wouldn't have the IQ to figure out how to do it..... all I can do, is say sorry on behalf of mankind
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
I'm all for the motorbikes myself. Way better than a massive penis (Angles) beaming out at me.
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'wintersolstice' It had to be said. The question is ambiguous. - Posted from rhpmobile To read about people grinding with each other weren't you??? Well sorry BUT the good news is just follow these simple profile steps and it will happen in RLFish - No Motorbikes - MaybeTorso shots - Raising the chancesFace and body - WarmerPenis and foot shot -Minus 50 chance. Practically zero. Fake Profile - Zero but get your money out. Snapchat filters - Kill me now.
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RHP User
7 years ago
I'm close to hand over a major rebuild on a bike and I certainly will be using it as a prop for a profile picture. If it turns some women off that has to be the cliched win/win scenario, and nobody wastes anybody's time.
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Dirtyandfriendly
7 years ago
The ones I like don't match what I'm looking for. Very rude and inconsiderate
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RHP User
7 years ago
Poking your younger out. That and snap chat filters on anyone... grow up. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Poking your tongue out * - Posted from rhpmobile
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Curiouscouple_88
7 years ago
NO PICS OF THE MAN in a couple profile..... need to change the start up rules for profiles to include a photo of each person just in their underwear (face can be blurred or cropped). I mean, if there isn't at least one clear pic of each person in the underwear, how are you supposed to see what's on offer. ☺ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
I reckon the combination of a heavy clutch, tendonitis, arthritis and a lack of familiarity with the above combination may grind some gears. Or will it just clean some teeth?
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Toungues Yes am with you there😂👍 Don’t need to see a close up preview of that - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Oh that’s why I don’t get many replies!! They all think my profile is fake!! Hahaha!! But honestly if someone messages and your not interested, at least have the decency to reply and say thanks but no thanks!! You don’t even have to write it your selve.... just click the fucken template!! Just common courtesy and manners. P.S. No woman should ever entertain the idea of talking to a guy with a snap chat filter!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
7 years ago
I'd be more than entertained if you were to chat to me in a snap chat filter. Bubba Bubba! 😍 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
7 years ago
Haha well I am flattered but there is no woman that could ever make me compromise my status as a MAN to use a snap chat filter!! I could count on one hand how many time I have used the snap chat app itself!! Sorry never going to see that fairy dust above my head!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Watchu all talking bout Willis? - Posted from rhpmobile
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ozmelbcpl4cpl2
7 years ago
I am great at oral .foreplay..does that mean you cant do the main thing like have sex properly or the next one from males is i can give you more than your hubby can like wtf you think you're better lol...Or what about men who sell themselves and really shouldn't be swinging at all - Posted from rhpmobile
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