Profiles - What grinds your gears.

April 27 2018

This is more of a fun topic about what shits you on dating profiles or during interactions. On any site. I'lll start.I strongly dislike grown men with snapchat filters on. I don't want a bunny or kitty man. What the actual fuck? Does anyone like a 45 year old man with little furry ears and whiskers? Your turn.

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  • summersolstice

    summersolstice

    7 years ago

    Stories about grinding and debauchery would be far more entertaining than imagining pictures of fish and dicks. Though points for creativity for anyone daring enough to combine the two. Wish that it were the case that following that advice would lead to magic in real life. I sense another angry thread brewing demanding money back for lack of success after Following These 5 Simple Steps. Popcorn ready. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A nipple close-up, single pic, usually black&white. Yep, that'll do. This profile is not fake. lol Also the raving validations. Every.single.one. Everyone is the fuck of the century on rhp. Like the airbnb reviews :)

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'wintersolstice' Stories about grinding and debauchery would be far more entertaining than imagining pictures of fish and dicks. Though points for creativity for anyone daring enough to combine the two. Wish that it were the case that following that advice would lead to magic in real life. I sense another angry thread brewing demanding money back for lack of success after Following These 5 Simple Steps. Popcorn ready. - Posted from rhpmobile Fish and Dicks! The possibilities. Evidence of cock size by accompanying fish.? Sardine or ???? Not a fish expert? What's a 9 - 10 inch thick fish?

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    7 years ago

    9-10inches? Holy smoke.......That's a case of biting off more than you can chew. Chew like hell, but be careful you don't get indigestion

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Biting. Don't be afraid. There's not that many Great Whites around here This thread is degenerating fast.

  • FredAndGinger2

    FredAndGinger2

    7 years ago

    If a shitty profile grinds your gears. There's plenty of fish in the sea, and many of the fish are gorgeous creatures in body and mind. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Getting messages that sound like a job interview... or the old let's plan to make a plan.. Seriously.. Or the worst one: add me on kik, ie. I can get lots of pics from you then lose contact without a trace - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Fake pics. Use your own - Posted from rhpmobile

  • curious_72

    curious_72

    7 years ago

    I'm not looking at the moment, just having a perve scrolling through :D But the 'people tell me I'm good looking but you can be the judge of that' and no photo.. What the fuck is the point of that? And couples looking for another.. you are a couple.. so both people, not just your lady...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Country touch Well said Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Service_man

    Service_man

    7 years ago

    Women kissing their dogs and cats on their profile pics and I mean full slobber face licks. I can understand affection for animals (I grew up on a farm) but I ain't kissing that. Reminds me of a date I had with a lovely lady taking her dog to Trigg dog beach, well she was driving the car back whilst trying to kiss her dog -in the back seat-- and nearly ran off the road. The next set of lights along Karrinyup Rd --I jumped out and wished her dog well--and thanked her for the opportunity.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Men r arseholes sometimes. I love some curves - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hi babe would love to get to know you - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hi guys how's it going - Posted from rhpmobile

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    I think what an ASS!! No need to read any further.

  • lickyousilly181

    lickyousilly181

    7 years ago

    You go into a shop and the assistant (complete stranger) offers help you accept or decline ; CivilYour offered promo flyers while walking around the City (complete stranger) you accept or decline ; CivilYour stopped at traffic lights and are offered a window clean ( complete stranger) you accept or decline ; Civil You Upload a naked/semi naked picture of yourself, add your sexually intimate like/dislikes and for some even their Fortein the bedroom, state the attributes required to get short listed then neither accept or decline ; RUDE!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Lickyousilly181 - I agree. Thinking of changing my profile name to Atleastsaynothanks! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    As has been explained countless times, due to many of us saying "thanks for your message but you are not what we are looking for" and copping a nasty response, its safer to say nothing. As always, a few dicks spoil it for everyone. So take no answer as no thanks. I know we appreciate a thanks for our efforts in composing a nice message but a lot of the messages received are copy paste and sent of to anything that has a pulse or looks like they may suck your cock for the price of a cup of coffee. And the message is sent of 5, 25 or 50 times a day depending on the docks memberships level. Me jaded? Nah.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do.....

  • ObifunKenobi

    ObifunKenobi

    7 years ago

    I haven't sent messages for a long time, but I do see that argument come up a lot as a reason - the copy/paste one that is. I do understand though that there may be a lot of messages that seem that way. However, I know that there are guys, like myself, that will send out a thoughtful message, which references subjects in the intended's profile, but yet there is still no reply.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    I’ve found one I like! Paul05201884 What is that? I actually like this one, it’s pretty funny 😂 Paul looks good too. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A single woman's profile and two women in the picture?🤔

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    It’s a man with a beard and a creature I’m seeing 😂 Looks half pig, half monkey 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Can’t quote properly but # Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do..... Isn’t that some kind of nursery rhyme ....,Hickory, Dickory, Dock .......the mouse ran up the ______??? 🤔😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen' Can’t quote properly but # Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do..... Isn’t that some kind of nursery rhyme ....,Hickory, Dickory, Dock .......the mouse ran up the ______??? 🤔😁 - Posted from rhpmobile Pussy and cocks where l come from....

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    I went straight to Richard Gere and his gerbil 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    7 years ago

    The gerbil went straight to the RSPA

  • Service_man

    Service_man

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen'Shit no wonder I have problems on here --I look a bit like Richard Gere. I thought that gerbil rumour was just that ... a rumour LOL I went straight to Richard Gere and his gerbil 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    And group pics.. who am I looking at? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The shits me list.... We are professionals. Discrete and D&D free and expect the same. So a Lorry driver with a raging dose of clap, toking on a joint with a "honk if you had it last night" sticker in his truck window need not apply? Oh and where do you get qualified as a professional swinger, do you get a certificate? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • couple7

    couple7

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' A single woman's profile and two women in the picture?🤔 Worse than that is a single woman's profile who contacts you or whom you contact and despite nothing being in their profile about their partner being involved they message something like; "Hey there. Love your profile. My male friend and I are looking for a couple to join us for some fun. Would love to chat with you if you are keen" And yes, that is a cut and paste message we just received. Post as a couple if you are a couple. We see couples but we won't see couples under the above circumstance as the lass this side already doesn't trust you! Just our "What Grinds!" Have a great weekend all!

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Chineseeuro - best profile ever!

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