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Profiles - What grinds your gears.
April 27 2018
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summersolstice
7 years ago
Stories about grinding and debauchery would be far more entertaining than imagining pictures of fish and dicks. Though points for creativity for anyone daring enough to combine the two. Wish that it were the case that following that advice would lead to magic in real life. I sense another angry thread brewing demanding money back for lack of success after Following These 5 Simple Steps. Popcorn ready. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
A nipple close-up, single pic, usually black&white. Yep, that'll do. This profile is not fake. lol Also the raving validations. Every.single.one. Everyone is the fuck of the century on rhp. Like the airbnb reviews :)
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Quoting 'wintersolstice' Stories about grinding and debauchery would be far more entertaining than imagining pictures of fish and dicks. Though points for creativity for anyone daring enough to combine the two. Wish that it were the case that following that advice would lead to magic in real life. I sense another angry thread brewing demanding money back for lack of success after Following These 5 Simple Steps. Popcorn ready. - Posted from rhpmobile Fish and Dicks! The possibilities. Evidence of cock size by accompanying fish.? Sardine or ???? Not a fish expert? What's a 9 - 10 inch thick fish?
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Gr8distraction
7 years ago
9-10inches? Holy smoke.......That's a case of biting off more than you can chew. Chew like hell, but be careful you don't get indigestion
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Biting. Don't be afraid. There's not that many Great Whites around here This thread is degenerating fast.
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FredAndGinger2
7 years ago
If a shitty profile grinds your gears. There's plenty of fish in the sea, and many of the fish are gorgeous creatures in body and mind. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Getting messages that sound like a job interview... or the old let's plan to make a plan.. Seriously.. Or the worst one: add me on kik, ie. I can get lots of pics from you then lose contact without a trace - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Fake pics. Use your own - Posted from rhpmobile
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curious_72
7 years ago
I'm not looking at the moment, just having a perve scrolling through :D But the 'people tell me I'm good looking but you can be the judge of that' and no photo.. What the fuck is the point of that? And couples looking for another.. you are a couple.. so both people, not just your lady...
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RHP User
7 years ago
Country touch Well said Hahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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Service_man
7 years ago
Women kissing their dogs and cats on their profile pics and I mean full slobber face licks. I can understand affection for animals (I grew up on a farm) but I ain't kissing that. Reminds me of a date I had with a lovely lady taking her dog to Trigg dog beach, well she was driving the car back whilst trying to kiss her dog -in the back seat-- and nearly ran off the road. The next set of lights along Karrinyup Rd --I jumped out and wished her dog well--and thanked her for the opportunity.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Men r arseholes sometimes. I love some curves - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Hi babe would love to get to know you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Hi guys how's it going - Posted from rhpmobile
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swingalingson
7 years ago
I think what an ASS!! No need to read any further.
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lickyousilly181
7 years ago
You go into a shop and the assistant (complete stranger) offers help you accept or decline ; CivilYour offered promo flyers while walking around the City (complete stranger) you accept or decline ; CivilYour stopped at traffic lights and are offered a window clean ( complete stranger) you accept or decline ; Civil You Upload a naked/semi naked picture of yourself, add your sexually intimate like/dislikes and for some even their Fortein the bedroom, state the attributes required to get short listed then neither accept or decline ; RUDE!
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RHP User
7 years ago
Lickyousilly181 - I agree. Thinking of changing my profile name to Atleastsaynothanks! - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
As has been explained countless times, due to many of us saying "thanks for your message but you are not what we are looking for" and copping a nasty response, its safer to say nothing. As always, a few dicks spoil it for everyone. So take no answer as no thanks. I know we appreciate a thanks for our efforts in composing a nice message but a lot of the messages received are copy paste and sent of to anything that has a pulse or looks like they may suck your cock for the price of a cup of coffee. And the message is sent of 5, 25 or 50 times a day depending on the docks memberships level. Me jaded? Nah.
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do.....
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ObifunKenobi
7 years ago
I haven't sent messages for a long time, but I do see that argument come up a lot as a reason - the copy/paste one that is. I do understand though that there may be a lot of messages that seem that way. However, I know that there are guys, like myself, that will send out a thoughtful message, which references subjects in the intended's profile, but yet there is still no reply.
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
I’ve found one I like! Paul05201884 What is that? I actually like this one, it’s pretty funny 😂 Paul looks good too. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
A single woman's profile and two women in the picture?🤔
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
It’s a man with a beard and a creature I’m seeing 😂 Looks half pig, half monkey 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Can’t quote properly but # Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do..... Isn’t that some kind of nursery rhyme ....,Hickory, Dickory, Dock .......the mouse ran up the ______??? 🤔😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Quoting 'EarthQueen' Can’t quote properly but # Dicks not docks. Docks is what dicks do..... Isn’t that some kind of nursery rhyme ....,Hickory, Dickory, Dock .......the mouse ran up the ______??? 🤔😁 - Posted from rhpmobile Pussy and cocks where l come from....
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
I went straight to Richard Gere and his gerbil 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Gr8distraction
7 years ago
The gerbil went straight to the RSPA
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Service_man
7 years ago
Quoting 'EarthQueen'Shit no wonder I have problems on here --I look a bit like Richard Gere. I thought that gerbil rumour was just that ... a rumour LOL I went straight to Richard Gere and his gerbil 😆 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
And group pics.. who am I looking at? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
The shits me list.... We are professionals. Discrete and D&D free and expect the same. So a Lorry driver with a raging dose of clap, toking on a joint with a "honk if you had it last night" sticker in his truck window need not apply? Oh and where do you get qualified as a professional swinger, do you get a certificate? - Posted from rhpmobile
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couple7
6 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' A single woman's profile and two women in the picture?🤔 Worse than that is a single woman's profile who contacts you or whom you contact and despite nothing being in their profile about their partner being involved they message something like; "Hey there. Love your profile. My male friend and I are looking for a couple to join us for some fun. Would love to chat with you if you are keen" And yes, that is a cut and paste message we just received. Post as a couple if you are a couple. We see couples but we won't see couples under the above circumstance as the lass this side already doesn't trust you! Just our "What Grinds!" Have a great weekend all!
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0z_boy
6 years ago
😈
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RHP User
6 years ago
Chineseeuro - best profile ever!
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