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Roses are Red Violets are Blue hehe
June 20 2016
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RHP User
8 years ago
roses are red, violets are blue I'll never love someone, the way I love you.
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RHP User
8 years ago
roses are red violets are blue whenever I have a dirty thought It always involves you.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are RedViolets are Blue You showed us pictures from 1996And thought we'd fuck you
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue Your penis it ain't 10 inches (as claimed) So scoot before you get pinched and maimed!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are nice Violets are fine I'll be the 6 If you'll be the 9 Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Open your legs and give me an hour Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redViolets are blueI have Alzheimer'sCheese on toast
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are flowers Reach for your toes and I'll fuck you for hours 🤓 - Posted from rhpmobile
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LeMerovingien
8 years ago
Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colourblind Roses are red Violets are blue Take me to bed I'll make love to you
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Now, take your pants off, so I can jump in Bed with you. 😘 Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are red, Violets are fine, Stuff this day, I want some wine! 🍸 Ms Foxy
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Laidback_Fun
8 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue We're really horny , and want to fuck you! - Posted from rhpmobile
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue You've got the man flu? I'll come take care of you Roses are red Violets are blue You have a high libido But it's over like a torpedo Roses are red Violets are blue Hotels are the perfect setting For a great time of role playing! Roses are red Violets are blue If you are good You will keep 'em cummin'!
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Roses are RedViolets are BlueNow bend over my kneesAnd I'll be a spanking on you
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Roses are redViolets are BlueBend o'er that couchAnd I'll be right behind you
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RHP User
8 years ago
Violets are blue, I'm shit at rhyming... Tits - Posted from rhpmobile
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lovman8
8 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue,Forget the flowers,I want to fuck you! Roses are red, violets are blue,Get those knickers down, And I go to town,When your thoroughly wet,And as horny as you get,Open your legs wide,And I'll cum inside, I'll stay in bed, and be ready for round two!
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RHP User
8 years ago
love the way you guys use tits as the fall back line when nothing else pops into your head, so it's down to the little head Thanks to you all, love them, bit of light relief on a Monday
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redviolets are blueI'm a nice person, not arrogantbut get in the queue
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RHP User
8 years ago
another classy pickup line Roses are redviolets are blueI wanked to your pictures last nightwanna screw?
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' Violets are blue, I'm shit at rhyming... Tits - Posted from rhpmobile No fair! What about the pussy?!
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RHP User
8 years ago
one I'd like to be posting here every day. Heads up, today it's a big fat lie Roses are redviolets are blueI had sex todaywahoo
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LittleGiant
8 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue.But they'll wilt and die, and you will too. ...So fuck it, let's screw.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'd look fucken stupid talking to your vag in the breakfast isle in Coles eh?? Lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Roses are redViolets are BlueBend o'er that couchAnd I'll be right behind you awesome
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Roses are red Violets are flowers Reach for your toes and I'll fuck you for hours 🤓 - Posted from rhpmobile there's something about the word hours that does it for me
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hotdelights
8 years ago
Rose's are red violets are blue open your pussys lips....so l can suck u R os r R D VO LET is BLU I want a lady who know what to doo
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are Red. Sex is elementary. Let's call up a friend, and try double entry! Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in, It goes in dry, comes outwet, the longer its in, The stronger it gets, It comes out dripping and starts to sag.. Oops! It's not what you think it's a Lipton teabag! 🙊 Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Haha I'm enjoying this forum. 👍 Ms Foxy x
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RHP User
8 years ago
Violets are blue I'm using my hand But thinking of you
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are RedViolets are BlueNice topicI_touch_myself2 ;)
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RHP User
8 years ago
Aren't always red That is true ,and Surely violets are Usually purple just Like Prince's reign. My heart it was broken In two when my poor Love thou did eschew. Q
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RHP User
8 years ago
Pickles are green I love your legs And what's in between
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka costs less Than dinner for two
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue And you're a dirty skank!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Are red Violets are blue Who fucking cares? So are crayons!
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Katkat
8 years ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I will use you & abuse you. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Haha I'm enjoying this forum. 👍 Ms Foxy x thank you, so am I. I'm supposed to be working but getting distracted
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Adelaide3some' Roses are RedViolets are BlueNice topicI_touch_myself2 ;) haha that's awesome. Very clever
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm stealing a few of yours, especially the 'using my hand' one. Another sleezy chat up line to add to my repertoire
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redviolets are bluehow's your time?shouldn't you be getting back to the zoo?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' I'd look fucken stupid talking to your vag in the breakfast isle in Coles eh?? Lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile depends on our height. If you're really short, it could work
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Blueberries are Blue Sky is Blue to...... What was I talking about? Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm using my hand But I'm thinking of you. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red And violets for luck So cum over here And I'll give u a fuck ?
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Single_Guy4U
8 years ago
Roses are redViolets are blueI'm off to huntFor the perfect c*** Roses are redViolets are blueLove to get my mittsOn your gorgeous tits
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, do your yoga stretches, because I'm about to fuck you - Posted from rhpmobile
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Good_or_Bad
8 years ago
Roses are grey Violets are grey Shit......I'm colour blind
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Naughty_nature
8 years ago
Rose's are red Violets are blew Shit I just did too - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue Red and blue both colours I'd love to see on you Bullshit is such a pleasure to see When it amuses me with glee Keep watching over your back As you may not see the smack Love is not you You are emptier than a smelly shoe So go find some glue And put it in that gob Cause that's about as much gob You will get you absolute knob I love you my friend Only because everyone deserves a friend And all I can do is love because that's What I deserve you fucking idiot ! Sorry ending is not too good lol stay happy everyone ha ha ha ha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, My mind is twisted. Bend over bitch, You're about to be fisted. Roses are red, Stars are in space. You'd look better With my arse on your face. Roses are red, Poems are corny. The way you go down Gets me all horny 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses and violets? Pffft ... I'm known for my moxie Given the chance I'd love to do.... Foxxxy ! Another secret revealed... *shrug*
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RHP User
8 years ago
... was never my best skill. But ya'all know what I meant. Stupid fuckin' left handed keyboard!
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inspirit
8 years ago
Violets are blue So hears to me And fuck you too. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue She wanted anal But first had to poo - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
😂😂😂 you win hands down!
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
.....So off to the pot Where she struggles and strains And she pants and she rocks Till her forehead pops veins Oh how she tried Til the tears they did roll As her legs got the cramps From the ache in her hole But her turd was so stuck Wedged so firmly inside As an oversized truck To the tunnel collide But with one final heave and a wail that would chill The dead and the dying From heaven to hell The turd it shot clear From her butt to the basin And rounded the S bend Like a bobsled that's racin' With a cursory flush She bid it adieu Her massive obstruction That almighty poo And back to the bed Where her lover lay waiting Snoring his head of Fucking tired of waiting 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, The middle ones for you. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Roses are red, Violets are fine, Stuff this day, I want some wine! 🍸 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Your cock in my mouth so delicious,violets they were never blue But the purple pansies that bloom on my skin,those little marks of delicious sin . Edging up your thighs a garland that glistens ,the jisim that cums is so delicious,but violets were never blue. Roses are red this is true.and reflect my passion just for you Q
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redviolets are blueno it's not just your bodyYou're really ugly too Omg I'm so bad. Forgive me, I'm a bad bad girl. I'll try to think of a nice one
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RHP User
8 years ago
okay thought of a nice one Roses are redviolets are bluenice bonecan i'va chew?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, and violets are blue, Lay them on the table, I have plans for you. The music is low, and blindfold black, Your hands are tied, behind your back. Rose petals drift, across your face, Lines on your body, the stem does trace. Brushing your fanny, with violets so blue, You lips are glistening, with morning dew. Your hands feel something, brush by quick, It's what you want, a hot hard dick. It pushes forward, between your thighs, Reaching you clit, on the rise. The rose travels, across your tits, Brushing and teasing, your pouting bits. The hot cock, it draws back. Your lips part, and it slips into your crack. Thrusting in and out, the hard cock goes, Your back is arched, your up on your toes. Rose on cheek, the smell lingers, Your clit is afire, and pleasured by fingers. You reach a peak, and explode. Another thrust, and feel the unload. The roses were red, and the violets blue, No time for rest, I haven't finished with you. 🌹😈🌸😈🌹😈🌸😈💦💧
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue I imagine you in bed Studly rumours all true! Hehe... Loved your poem!
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Roses bloody red Violets deep inky blue Wear your boxers way too tight And your balls will turn blue!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, This is true, But violets are purple, Not frighten blue!!!! :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Not frighten.....oh deary me auto correct lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Nipples so round Nipples so brown Nipples with cream Lick them real clean!
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Quoting 'Good_or_Bad' Roses are grey Violets are grey Shit......I'm colour blind Flowers brightly hued Yet grey is what you view Since you're colour blind I'll wear the corset stained with wine!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Roses are red Violets are blue She wanted anal But first had to poo - Posted from rhpmobile poo was the first rhyming word that jumped into my head back on page 1 I thought I'd behave, well I haven't really, but with my toilet humour Now that you've got the ball rolling, look out
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PurePeony
8 years ago
Lady Garden smooth and well-manicured Matched with a new French pedicure Navigate the landscape Let your tongue investigate And watch the dams burst with wet splendour!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, and easy to pick, Same colour as blood, from the thorn prick. Violet are often purple, sometimes blue, Depends on the species, light and hue.
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RHP User
8 years ago
roses are red,violets are blue .... im shit at poems, get in the van
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Would a 69 class As dinner for two? Roses are red, Sunflowers are gold. Get on your knees, boy And do as you're told. Roses are red, They can also be white. Let's get into bed And we can do it all night. Roses are pink, So are my lips. Just put it inside me And jiggle your hips. --------- Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet And so are you. The roses are wilting, The violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head! (That's a terrible one but lol 😁) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red, But my strapon is black. I know you've been eyeing it. Spread those legs, on your back! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are Red,Violets are Blue?If you were to combine the two then you would get to purple,If you added a Neutral being White you would get to tone being Violet if you were to combine the Secondaries being Purple Green and Orangeyou would get to Tertiary being Olive Citron and Rusett combine all and what do you get? that's for to work out for ourselves ...
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redViolets are blueif you cum firstit's the end of you.
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Seachange
8 years ago
roses are redviolets are blueyour dick is purple and blueno thanks... eeeewww !
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' roses are redviolets are blueyour dick is purple and blueno thanks... eeeewww ! hahaha love this
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I finally got a boyfriend, So, what do I do??? 😊 Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Roses are Red, Your waffle is blue, Clean that shit up, Or no sex for you. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I finally got a boyfriend, So, what do I do??? 😊 Ms Foxy Have you, well you keep him of course, if he's any good Is he a keeper?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redviolets are blueI'd take that magnificent bonebut won't bite off more than I can chew
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RHP User
8 years ago
what is it with the chewing? I'll be making guys nervous, worried I'm gonna bite it off
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Seachange
8 years ago
Such a fun and naughty thread. Like you!!!! 😉
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
A nicely thought out thread, Itm2. Just an avenue for us all to have some genuine light-hearted fun in here.Loving all the responses that have got you all thinking of some funny lines. Tall
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soretongue
8 years ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rhyming is hard, Like i am for u! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have genital warts, Soon u will too. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, but tonight you'll get 2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at pickup lines...show me ur tits 😜 Roses are red, roses are thorny, Just thinking of u, Makes me feel horny Roses r red, Leather is black, Get down on ur knees, n lick out my crack... k last one Roses r red, Pickles are green, I'm after your legs, and whats inbetween Cheers itouch for the thread. 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks Lily and Tall. A thread is only as good as the people contributing to it. You guys are the best, thanks 👌😀
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sweetgem
8 years ago
Roses are red Violets are blue My eyes might like your six pack body But my brain usually don't 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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PuffnStuff
8 years ago
Roses are Red,Violets are Blue,Vodka Costs Less,Than dinner for two. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got some Vodka, Waiting for You.
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Single_Guy4U
8 years ago
Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'soretongue' Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rhyming is hard, Like i am for u! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have genital warts, Soon u will too. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, but tonight you'll get 2. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at pickup lines...show me ur tits 😜 Roses are red, roses are thorny, Just thinking of u, Makes me feel horny Roses r red, Leather is black, Get down on ur knees, n lick out my crack... k last one Roses r red, Pickles are green, I'm after your legs, and whats inbetween Cheers itouch for the thread. 👍 That's awesome, thanks. I like the 1st one, kind of romantic in a corny/naughty way and number 3, just doing the maths (I am blonde and we're counting to 2 ) on the fingers mmm 2 will do me just fine
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too Hey there, it's my business manager. What's cooking over your side of the country? Not much by the sound of it Don't worry if they're blue, if you can even find them at this time of the year, you're probably ahead of the pack, it's getting so cold. I need 3 guys, I've decided, to share my bed to keep me warm. They're not allowed to leave until the morning, late morning 3 and me should be enough to fill the bed up properly, okay maybe the odd one might fall out through the night that's why spares are handy
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are redviolets are blueI'm jealous of all the peoplewho haven't met you and still trying to think of nice ones.......................................................I want to be able to use the cute angel smiley more, I never get to use that
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Single_Guy4U
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too Hey there, it's my business manager. What's cooking over your side of the country? Not much by the sound of it Don't worry if they're blue, if you can even find them at this time of the year, you're probably ahead of the pack, it's getting so cold. I need 3 guys, I've decided, to share my bed to keep me warm. They're not allowed to leave until the morning, late morning 3 and me should be enough to fill the bed up properly, okay maybe the odd one might fall out through the night that's why spares are handy Aaaaaah, if only I was younger, and not attached, and didn't have an aversion to sharing gorgeous / sexy woman. Big hug anyway to warm you up GF has been away overseas for 4-weeks, and not due back until end of next week
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Single_Guy4U
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too Hey there, it's my business manager. What's cooking over your side of the country? Not much by the sound of it BTW Haven't seen any profit payments lately on any of the businesses. Do I need to go over there and crack the whip, or whip the crack ? (No that doesn't sound right), will stick with crack the whip
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too Hey there, it's my business manager. What's cooking over your side of the country? Not much by the sound of it Don't worry if they're blue, if you can even find them at this time of the year, you're probably ahead of the pack, it's getting so cold. I need 3 guys, I've decided, to share my bed to keep me warm. They're not allowed to leave until the morning, late morning 3 and me should be enough to fill the bed up properly, okay maybe the odd one might fall out through the night that's why spares are handy Aaaaaah, if only I was younger, and not attached, and didn't have an aversion to sharing gorgeous / sexy woman. Big hug anyway to warm you up GF has been away overseas for 4-weeks, and not due back until end of next week Yeah I thought she might still be away, poor you
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Violets are redRoses are blueIf I don't get any sexI will be too Hey there, it's my business manager. What's cooking over your side of the country? Not much by the sound of it BTW Haven't seen any profit payments lately on any of the businesses. Do I need to go over there and crack the whip, or whip the crack ? (No that doesn't sound right), will stick with crack the whip Yeah I think someone's been putting their hand in the till the other possibility is with all the distractions in our day mmm we don't really have time for book work. We kind of work just for the fun of it
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Mischeviouslad
8 years ago
Roses are red Pink, yellow and white But I'm giving you pearls In a necklace tonight 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Roses are red,violets aren't blue,I really like your new profile pic,that bikini looks good on you says Q
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RHP User
8 years ago
Obviously not a new pic 😊😉 winter sucks balls 😠 but thank you. The memory of summer lingers on. I felt warmer just looking at the picture so I'm choosing to ignore winter 😃
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