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Roses are Red Violets are Blue hehe

June 20 2016

Okay, so we've had topics on rejection, sassy sarcasm, funny flirts etc and they were a lot of fun. But this time, I'm dedicating this topic to the once romantic little verse, Roses are red, violets are blue............choose your own ending. I like the soft beginning, kind of makes you all warm and fuzzy, cocoons you in fake sentiment, then hit em with the second line Come in every day, use it to reflect your mood alright, I'll allow a few nice ones, if I have to but not too many, I have a reputation to keep up Roses are red, violets are blueI'm in love, but not with you Roses are red, violets are blueI'm hot, what happened to you? (tongue firmly in cheek) Your turn now.......................................

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That's beautiful. Okay then 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are bluewhen you played hide 'n seekdid anyone look for you? God, I'll never get my angel wings

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Did I not tell you, your package wasn't about money, it was about um your package

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red , Violet are blue, I want to play, All of today! How about you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My blindfold is redMy ropes are bright blueI've something very special Planned just for you. Uh-huh...

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm so hungover! Another Memorial night with you. Ms Foxy xx 💋

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    My eyes are Red, My feet are sore, My head does hurt! That's what happens when you drink Vodka gallour!! Ms Foxy PS- 3nights in row.... I'm fucked gallour, Ok, I'll go 4. :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue I wish i was ballls deep inside you 😜😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    It's freezing outside,Balls are turning blue,Pity the brass monkey,Damn mine could be too! Seriously, it's fawkin' cold here! I'm afraid to look!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    My knob you rubbed red,My balls; they well blue,Bless my new porn,I'll move load as I view.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Did I not tell you, your package wasn't about money, it was about um your package Package was shrinking from cold, now just tightening from heat, can't win ......go figure

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    roses are redviolets are bluerhyming is hardI'm batman Roses are redviolets are blueI've fucked all the guysnow the girls want me too roses are red violets are bluetake all the pleasureI can give you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue When god wanted perfection He came up with you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'StarJustice' Um I suck at this but hear I go! I'll bring you flowers,Bright red and dark blue,If what you 'suck at',Might just be me too! Hey a guy can dream, can't he?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are blueI'm turning vegatarianonly have nuts on the menu

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hi and that's really beautiful

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Rose are red Violets are blue Fuck my face like that again And I'll spew all over you

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Blues are VioletReds are RoseyIf we turn back to frontWe can be nice and cosey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You're such a romantic!! 😆

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Rose are red Violets are blue Fuck my face like that again And I'll spew all over you I was holding off with the spew word

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you hurt my dog, You'll be those colours too. Roses are red, Violets are blue. But with the lights off, I'll just have to feel you. Roses are red, Grow on sticks that are thorny, Here's hoping a bunch, Will make you feel horny! Roses are red, Violets are red. Everything I see is red, Oh crap, I've been glassed! Roses aren't red, Violets aren't blue. I've just had a sex change, So what I say must be true! (*Ducks for cover*). Roses are red, Violets are blue. So are my balls, Can I finish on you? ;) Roses are sticks, That occasionally flower. Better not drop the soap, When we're both in the shower :) Rose are red, Violets are violet. Now why don't you suck, The contents from my eyelet. Violets are red, Roses are blue. I like it vice versa, So I can 69 you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are bluestep up Little Red Riding HoodThe Big Bad Wolf wants to eat you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are bluescrew it, I'm just gonna tell a joke Sooooooo.......Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce courtThe judge said "So Mickey, you say here that your wife is crazy?"Mickey replied "No I didn't, I said she is fucking goofy!" Morning all. I've been working all night again. Just deciding whether to stay up and not worry about sleep. Takes so long for the sun to come up in winter hmm

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    8 years ago

    Roses are RedViolets are BlueYou showed us pictures from 1996 In nappies?

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Roses are red, violets are blueI'm hot, what happened to you? (tongue firmly in cheek) Apparently that is the best place to check ones temperature.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Violets are blue Roses are red 😉 I'm so horny Need a man in my bed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ran out of words to rhyme with blue 😁 I'm excited now though, thinking bed, head, or together as bedhead 😉 spread, fled, heels over head, overhead head, shed, embed, ahead or a head, brain dead, cheese spread, widespread 😊 swelled head, raisin bread, yeah best not to ask with some of these 😂😂😂

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Ran out of words to rhyme with blue 😁 I'm excited now though, thinking bed, head, or together as bedhead 😉 spread, fled, heels over head, overhead head, shed, embed, ahead or a head, brain dead, cheese spread, widespread 😊 swelled head, raisin bread, yeah best not to ask with some of these 😂😂😂 Violets are blueRoses are RedIf we keep fucking like thisWe should be Wed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well hello there. I was thinking about you today, while I was still on the hunt for a sausage, yeah didn't get to Bunnings early enough, lots of sausages there and it occurred to me your user name is no longer suitable Here's some ideas for your new name: 1.) I'm taken, fuck off! 2.) nah nah na nah na (translation - I have a regular root) That will do for now. You should start a thread on suggested new names could be fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I don't care about flowers,If I've premium gin, Have a martini,And just put it in!

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Well hello there. I was thinking about you today, while I was still on the hunt for a sausage, yeah didn't get to Bunnings early enough, lots of sausages there and it occurred to me your user name is no longer suitable Here's some ideas for your new name: 1.) I'm taken, fuck off! 2.) nah nah na nah na (translation - I have a regular root) That will do for now. You should start a thread on suggested new names could be fun You are right HaHa, I probably should but can't be bothered, and I would lose my instant posting, and have to make a new profile etc etc. How about "AttachedGuyNot4U" ???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I don't know, reverse psychology might actually have them beating a path to your door. You know, act all blah, yeah not interested, women are turned on by that

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Roses are Red Violets are Blue The Prince of Nigeria, Can stay at Timbuktoo. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are blueviolets are red laying here with my legs spread violets are pinkroses just stinkI can feel a butterflycan't talk now, but I can lip sync

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    My cheeks are Red, My knees are bruised. Tis all worth, Every moment with you. 😘 Ms Foxy

  • blacksheepwa

    blacksheepwa

    8 years ago

    roses are red violets are blueyou are stunningI touch myself too

  • blacksheepwa

    blacksheepwa

    8 years ago

    Roses are red, violets are blueif someone would message meI would message them too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Blacksheepwa1' roses are red violets are blueyou are stunningI touch myself too Happy to help Thanks for the compliment

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I don't know, reverse psychology might actually have them beating a path to your door. You know, act all blah, yeah not interested, women are turned on by that That would be right wouldn't it, just when you don't need it (should have tried that before)

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    8 years ago

    Violets are blueRoses to pickI want to I touch youWith may dick

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are RedViolets are Bluei know why i married you yes 23 years on and he still gets me wet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    thanks. Wow, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy nice one My version, being the little devil I am Roses are redViolets are blueI DON''T know whyI married you explains the divorce

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'lovman8' Violets are blueRoses to pickI want to I touch youWith may dick you ol' sweet talka you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses stink pretty violets tooBut not as pretty as I stink after I been with you. ... orphins... Peachy, rich and fruity...

  • Frankiesgame

    Frankiesgame

    8 years ago

    love your work peachy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    that's really cute

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are my favourite flowerViolets are not really blueTaking time to smell them posiesis warming through and through. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Violets are blue Your blood is red Your window was open.... I'm under your bed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Omg yes it is, damn that's so sexy 😃 bet there'd be plenty reading that wanting you to go and climb under their bed 😉😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are many coloursA violet's hue is actually purpleSpend enough time with meand your cheeks will be red, and blue. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are blueI'm creaming my pantiesfor you

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Roses are redviolets are blueI'm creaming my pantiesfor you Roses are redViolets are blueFrom the bottom of my heartI thank you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redViolets are blueHow u doing Frankie?It was great to see you. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A rose is a flowerand you're the beecome suck the sweet pollenright out of me

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' A rose is a flowerand you're the beecome suck the sweet pollenright out of me Which I wish I could please; however... Roses are bold in hueAnd I am too old for youWish I was youngerTo be able to tongue ya HaHa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Has a perfume dark as its velvet petals A perfume rich as sin,a perfume to escape in. But the dark red rosé comes with thorns Grasp them without thinking and the red Blooms on your skin,small drops of blood Matching the petals further up the stem. The blue and purple violet shyly hides Amongst the glossy leaves Revealing itself only to the most Careful of pluckers ,it's fragrance Increasing with every bloom That's plucked, Do you choose the outrageous Slightly dangerous rose Or the sweet trembling violet Both are waiting to be fucked 😈 Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    so beautiful, and highlights, or to me it does, the appeal of both

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    if they want me to be a trembling violet, not a hope

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well age isn't always a barrier, depending on the skill level never one to turn down a tongue lashing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I touch a new thread,Are you a rose or a shy violet?😘Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You should do it Q, loved your work on the last page! Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Done🐞Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are Sultry &Violets are shadythey all pale comparedto you dear lady Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ropes are readyGaff tape is tooRelax now petalThis is way overdue

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are redviolets are blueI'm so hornyI could fuck 500 of you how many in a football team, that would do

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses have petals,Violets tooI have a pussy,To share with you

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses have thorns,Violets do notYou've a big cock,I've not forgot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I never promised you a rose gardenas if my heart I could hardenthough surrounded by thorns it might be I still smell real pretty. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    violets are blueroses are redid like to smell Peachywhile giving her head

  • troggie

    troggie

    8 years ago

    roses are red violets are blue my male rose is hard to and now your under my bed to

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue You saw me today How was the view? 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue Can you come over So I can squirt all over you 😘😘😘😘😘😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue I'm so horny I could just spew 😀😀😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue Your swollen pants I want to burst into 💏💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Roses are red Violets are blue Who says you can't have cake and eat it too Burp 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Roses are red,violets are blue,but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers,you bastard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Well good morning peachy ☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I was up seriously late last night, probably early for you, lol. I'm a night person. Here's one for everyone... Roses aren't always redViolets come in other colours tooI love them both And sharing fun poetry with all of you. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Roses are red,My mood is blueI miss you in your singletI_touch_myself2

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