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Ten commandments of writing messages
December 14 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
Spell check doesn't catch everything.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My ideal message looks pretty much exactly as you described :) Well put. I used to have a q at the end of my profile that I asked messagers to answer to show they'd actually read the whole thing. Worked a treat :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
My favourite, or least favourite. Using words like "norty' and sticking in "hehehe" after every sentence, its not appealing, but, hey, Im over 50, thats just my take. I just remember what a male friend of mine told me , that its nerve wracking sending a first message to someone so sometimes they write and send and then think, oh, no, I shouldnt have written that bit, too late. And no 8, dont brag! Ive found the quiet ones are always the best Great post, Meander, look forward to some of the guys replies.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You really do care Meander😝 I have got ten also, to assist and guide the hopeless romantics and just the hopeless through there voyage of torment ! Empty promises ! Desperation ! Frustration ! To the wonders of lust love and smashing your cock into a hungry pussy 😜 The WEB The NET Two apparatus predators use to catch there prey !!!! If only it was that easy!! 1. beware first lesson !!!!?? your journey on net dating will take you From the bottom to the top of the world with joy and love is so close you can almost touch it ?! Until it is turned upside down ripped out thrown your face by scams of love of insecurity that want your cash ! 2. Beware lesson two ! It is about you so promote you but do not sell yourself as a used car that needs a paint job !!! And do not think you can sell yourself on performance like a ferrari , or audi ,or lamborgini ! They sell simply by there name as known performance and proved ! 3. Beware third lesson ! Profiles!! Are underated and not given the respect they deserve !! A Profile that performs is as valuable as the for mentioned vehicles ! Is priceless. Perform !! How ? You will know !! 4. lesson four ! accompanied by your words pictures , smiles recent ,respectful tasteful ,sexy ,hot ,life ,your life !! Your journey ,your future !! 5. lesson number five ! Know what you want !! Because you will not be looking for that my friend ! 6. Sixth lesson ! Your sixth sense will be utilised greatly as your emotions will also be overhauled taken for a ride cleaned up and given a allmighty thrashing ! 7. Lesson seven ! Take back control and have a break ! 8. Lesson eight ! Get out walk out shut the gate never look back !! Or never give up it will test you ! 9. Lesson nine ! Remember smile enjoy and if you want something in life so bad for the right reasons you will indeed recieve it ! 10. Lesson number ten ! In our life our lessons never end !! So learn understand , accept , appreciate , admire , never assume and never expect And most of all respect yourself and others that are deserving . Goodluck May the force be with you. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
the bonus number 11 - DON'T SHOUT ALL THE TIME If you're on a site like this then you probably have a reasonable amount of internet experience and should know by now that typing in uppercase is considered shouting. If you weren't aware of this, consider yourself told. Apart from that I agree with all your suggestions and normally try to do what you suggest anyway. I'm sure it will help lots of people though (and expect to be bombarded with guys following your commandments giving you much more work to do filtering through them).
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RHP User
10 years ago
I believe 50zcool, who made the original comment you have quoted Meander, was suggesting that instead of whinging about all the lame emails us women get..., we should make the first move and send emails to men we are interested in, instead of just sitting back. So I am not sure how you came to the conclusion that you should write another forum about what men should do. Not so sure how gratefully it will be received. Just my opinion of course. :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't talk about it ............... "Just do it"
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RHP User
10 years ago
You have missed my point. I don't want your advice, I would like you to follow your own advice ! Write 10-15-20 letters all personalised to the individual week after week and then come back and tell us how having put in that amount of effort and being ignored doesn't eventually get under your skin. I know how it works every letter you write will get replied to pant pant. So ladies get to it and tell us if contacting profiles that appeal is any better or worse than rifling through the flotsam.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I recently received a template message. It was the exact same one he had already sent to me a few months before and I ignored it completely because I am not looking for men... his message clearly stated he LOVED my profile and that unlike every other guy on here he is GENUINE!!!! The second time I replied along the lines of... if you genuinely read my profile you wouldn't have messaged me at all except maybe to tell how hot I am!! He did not reply. The last one I actually bothered to call out wrote back a seriously abusive letter! It is a waste of everyone's time if you do not at least read the profile and abide by it. Though I have received some lovely "I know you don't want men just wanted to say Hi and you look hot" I have also had the dodgy erotic fiction. Good for a laugh I suppose!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
wise words Meander , wise words indeed , I personally believe that if you wouldn't say it to a person on the street who you know buckleys about then why on earth would you say it behind a computer ?? simple pleasantries and an acknowledgement to their profile should suffice ..although that clearly does not work for me p.s Meander your posts are always a pleasure to read .
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RHP User
10 years ago
who's down to fuck??? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
the most ingenious message I received today was from a vanilla site.... It said simply this... "I really hope I don't sound like a stalker, but were you by any chance shopping at Coles like 10 minutes ago??" lol... Yes...yes I was 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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inspirit
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I believe 50zcool, who made the original comment you have quoted Meander, was suggesting that instead of whinging about all the lame emails us women get..., we should make the first move and send emails to men we are interested in, instead of just sitting back. So I am not sure how you came to the conclusion that you should write another forum about what men should do. Not so sure how gratefully it will be received. Just my opinion of course. :) Fuck - I so agree. I get absolutely tired of hearing the woman shine ans whine. Get your TITS out there ladies and have a go. I love messaging men as it means so much to them!
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inspirit
10 years ago
I might get a message and don't even read their profile. I find most profiles basically read the same shyte. 'I am wonderfull and think I am super good looking" MEH! I prefer the unknown and the filthy - bad and totally devious.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quite frankly I think it goes both ways, some of the lame and to quote inspirit "Shyte" generic messages , that I have personally recieved are non inspiring cut n paste malarkey , the profile pic may look hot, the interests we may have in common but if your inability to construct a basic sentence is severely munted and filled with the enthusiasm of an emo kid well what hope is there in a meet ..? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I believe 50zcool, who made the original comment you have quoted Meander, was suggesting that instead of whinging about all the lame emails us women get..., we should make the first move and send emails to men we are interested in, instead of just sitting back. So I am not sure how you came to the conclusion that you should write another forum about what men should do. Not so sure how gratefully it will be received. Just my opinion of course. :) That's what I understood 50zcool's comment to mean as well. Telling men how to write messages is another topic that's been done to death, like the 'nobody responds to my messages!!' complaints. Also let's face it, the majority of men who should be reading this sort of advice, will never do so. For the most part it's preaching to the converted. These sorts of forums always end up the same way - men and women complaining about each other with a healthy dose of self-promotion and arse-kissing in between
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RHP User
10 years ago
wow great advice to everybody because I suck at greeting messages, have sent out a few really bad messages, could've been the drink I was drinking beforehand, never message drunk. I have had quite a few replies saying that they want to chat ect, but never give anything or add to the chat process, like having a onesided conversation, and that gets a bit boring i talk to myself enough as it is already.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well two people got it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Glad I'm not a single guy trying to jump the high bar set by someone that's single. When with a partner this sort of thinking never comes up because a partner accepts their mate, but seems a single demands the extreme "I want" let's review this in 10 years and see if singles become couples and have a different view Ohhhh wait ,,, time is ticking ,,, senior citizen awaits in 10 years
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RHP User
10 years ago
Marshall McLuhan said...The medium is the message xx Freya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Meander, if I had been asked to define my ideal first message from someone, I couldn’t have put it better than your ‘commandments’ :) Number 6 is a big one for me, and one word in particular is an instant turn off. Norty – WTF? Sex is a normal adult activity, it’s heaps of fun and it’s what we’re all on this site for at the end of the day, whether we’re looking for NSA, long term, something in between or just a place to talk about sex. How is sex ‘norty’ for Pete’s sake?? Along those lines, my other pet hate is the word ‘mischief’, as in ‘did you get up to any mischief this weekend?’. If you feel compelled to ask me that, please just ask a straight question i.e. ‘did you fuck someone/get laid/have sex this weekend?’. And by the way, we’d better know each other very, very well before you ask me that question in any shape or form lol. Ok, rant over :) Much love, Elle xx PS. You've got to feel sorry the guys... we women are ridiculously fussy!
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RHP User
10 years ago
C'mon now , unless a man is unsure of himself ' he's not going to sit and take notes of what someone else thinks he should be.? Seriously ? how many women would expect to get to first base with that sort of attitude.. Even before you swap smiles there would be tension and who wants that. ? I skipped reading the 10 commandments not because I'm arrogant , but because I find it somewhat fraternising... Still ' there are guys who will do almost anything for a root including being told what they need to do and how to do it ? I'm not one of them and I do OK..
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RHP User
10 years ago
Jesus Meander did not know you would be wanting such a bland approach. Monkeys are crazy, just putting rules up is more than enough to not follow them. Can not for a second believe you would find something like that exciting. My rules would be, and you need only select one.Be interesting Be funnyBe sexy I don't care about spelling as long as I can work out what it being said. Personally if someone writes in txt speak, I respond in kind, its disrespectful to make fun of someone just because they have chosen to write in a contemporary way, I am more than capable to adapt, they may not be, there are plenty that are to lazy to learn how to text speak. All it does is show you as a boring snob if you can not respect another's sub culture. My don't rules (not rules but turnoffs and will not get a reply)Don't be dull.Don't be arrogant.Don't be pushy.Don't be rude. I can not stand overly polite messages, with all the i's dotted, and bland thanks yous, a polite pleases. You are not writing to your grandmother. I don't care what the title is, if you say hello or not, if you sign off with your handle or name, maybe even use some unicode characters that only appear as boxes, who cares. I love people who can brag, if you can back it up. Brag by explanation not by statement. If someone is interested in me they have to be able to demonstrate that their is something that sets them apart from the crowd, being overly humble is a turn off. Yes read my profile, but I don't care that much, its just as easy to ignore a message if I don't like it, but someone may be very interesting and just likes my picture, dick size, or sexual interest to be prompted to write. So what, the communication will work through all that in time. In the end, I enjoy good communication with interesting people. As I am very fussy about who I see, you will have to just take a gamble and try. I would say that anyone that wrote to me following the OP's rules will not get much more than a thankyou at best, and a big long yawn to boot. I have said it so many time. It does not mater what the content of the message is, that is different for every single person on here. The secret is learning how to know what to send to which people. The only way to learn is to send messages. Follow my rules and you will be a step ahead of the game, you dont have to make your grandmother happy while doing so.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My sentiments exactly.. Why would anyone want to live up to a list of expectations Give me a woman who likes to laugh , not take herself too serious and that's where your most likely to find me... The rest will sort its self out.. That's life and how it should be..
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh dearie me..I have a picture in my head now of terrified chaps hovering over their keyboards,fingers a twitching,mouths dry, desperately thinking,thinking and then..Dear Ms.(insert profile name) ..may I introduce myself most respectfully... and then he hits the delete button...It always amazes me when I read anyone's rules or commandments..."Thou must do this..Thou must not do that"...and IF you comply,I might..only might of course ...deign to reply... Why would any man feel compelled to message any woman under these oppressive directives...But then again,most men here probably won't even read this OP and you of course darling Meander are gorgeous : ) xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
why do men think that women, well me personally, out of the blue while reading messages would want to watch you stroking your sausage no, hell no!! Can we light the fire first. So no more opening with the line hi, it's big and hot would you like to watch? once again no, hello NO! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' You have missed my point. I don't want your advice, I would like you to follow your own advice ! I did misread your post. I'm glad though that even though a few mention this forum has been done to death, it's getting some positive responses. And I do follow my on advice. Most of the time.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I read Meanders post smiling, because it was obviously done light heartedly. It seems to have rattled a barrel of snakes? (and thats just a turn of phrase) I like the forums because most things are written tongue in cheek, you can have a laugh and a bit of banter. Some people like filthy messages. others don't. Some like well written, others dont mind text slang. Read or ignore. I thought it was a great post, not to be taken too seriously. Or maybe Im just a fluffy headed blonde who likes to see some fun in the content of the posts
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Write 10-15-20 letters all personalised to the individual week after week and then come back and tell us how having put in that amount of effort and being ignored doesn't eventually get under your skin. What is that word "Ignored"? I do totally get that probably most guys who could do with some advice don't read the forums. I disagree however that the insecure guys wouldn't be open to suggestions, I think it's men with big egos who will scoff at the idea their communication skills may not be up to scratch. And Jay, it's lovely and very kind that you think my OP was fraternising, but I don't think that word means what you think it means. (Sorry, was that patronizing?)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I rekon most wimen on here are lasy and arogint cois they dont anser my misssges nomatter how wel I craft it an when theyndo anser it its wif a lasy one liner harder and more harder than puling chooks teef. Gits boring afta a wile. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I really hope you are right and not just writing her an escapes clause !
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
To compose the perfect message will take time on the writers behalf. Equally, it will take time on the recipients behalf to write a well thought out response to compliment such a perfect initial contact. Which would be great if i'm after an English teacher (yawn) or a novelist who have perfected a way to piss in your pocket and stealthily (real word there!) talk up their own conquests in a way that you......... Yeah look. I was trying to word the perfect post for you all. But really why bother. It's only for you fuckers, so I'll get to the point. I'm not after a wordsmithI'm after a fucksmith. Apply within.All applications considered. Annie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
There is always a certain amount of truth in jest, but as long as your happy and fair dinkum. Who needs these rules.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' I can not stand overly polite messages, with all the i's dotted, and bland thanks yous, a polite pleases. You are not writing to your grandmother. (...) It does not mater what the content of the message is, that is different for every single person on here. I got a message recently titled "May I converse with you." That wasn't the best start. And of course it's different for everyone. Like I said, those were my personal thoughts only, I would never speak for all women. Sheesh, this topic wasn't meant half as seriously as it was taken by some (not aimed at you Blindman).
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RHP User
10 years ago
Meander said these are just my personal preferences? As in, she has hers, I have mine, you have yours and luckily, there's room for everyone's. The thing I like least about these forums is when people get all absolute eg RHP is a sex site (as though it's not different things for different people), or all men should/shouldn't whatever (as though people don't have different tastes and preferences). It's arrogant in the extreme. How hard is it to simply address the content of posts eg in this instance, what you do or don't like in messages, rather than attacking the poster for daring to share their thoughts?! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
I think the 10 commandments can be summed up under the following principle.... "dont create a profile, view other profiles or contemplate sending messages.... while you're not wearing pants, have a boner, or otherwise typing with your one free hand, thinking the person on the other end owes you anything at all". Coaching socially dipshits with no social intellignece to pretend to not be social dipshits.... merely masks the dipshittery they will inevitably express. And its better to figure that out before you meet them! DG
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Marshall McLuhan said...The medium is the message xx Freya Indeed, most obvious right now in the OP. My advice to the guys, with much thanks to William Blake..."Make your own rules or be a slave to another man's."(or woman's, I assume) And on the flip side - if you want to sleep with the sheep, enforce the rules like a shepard.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Coaching socially dipshits with no social intellignece to pretend to not be social dipshits.... merely masks the dipshittery they will inevitably express. I wouldn't give actual examples (apart from that one title). However, even with these ten suggestions someone's personality will shine through in what they write and how they phrase things. I agree, helping someone pretend to be something they are not (a la Cyrano) is never a good thing. (Much like telling men to never choose the "Sometimes" option for safe sex, while that is what they really think.)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ouch!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Burning_Love' Meander said these are just my personal preferences? As in, she has hers, I have mine, you have yours and luckily, there's room for everyone's. The thing I like least about these forums is when people get all absolute eg RHP is a sex site (as though it's not different things for different people), or all men should/shouldn't whatever (as though people don't have different tastes and preferences). It's arrogant in the extreme. How hard is it to simply address the content of posts eg in this instance, what you do or don't like in messages, rather than attacking the poster for daring to share their thoughts?! , - Posted from rhpmobile Nobody is 'attacking' her. It was pointed out that she had interpreted 50zcool's comment incorrectly. I'm sure she can handle it and she has done, having her little dig back. Speaking of arrogance Burning_Love...your holier-than-thou, condescending attitude towards anyone who doesn't meet your sky-high behavioural expectations is getting rather tedious. I also hope that you can see the hypocrisy in your words, because you are actually one of the worst on here when it comes to telling others what they should or should not be doing.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The most important thing for us. Read and understand the profile before messaging and obviously if you aren't what they are looking for, don't message.
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RHP User
10 years ago
We don't have to agree, as this is a place for opinions, yours, mine and all. Interesting that you chose a personal attack as a way to express yours though. I do take a stand against things that seem unfair/judgmental/immature/hypocritical/contradictory/unkind or whatever to me. I don't like these things and when I feel inclined, I say so. I get that not everyone will like what I say, but trust me when I say that I'm completely OK with that. I wasn't defending Meander, I agree she's very capable of handling herself based on what I've seen on the forums over time. I was doing what you just did ... expressing a view, just minus the personal nastiness.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The guys getting all passionate and defensive.........I'm having a hot flush.....and it's not because of my age!
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RHP User
10 years ago
now hear thou speak Dragon i have slayed many a dragon in my time but you would be the most difficult as you only blow smoke ! Your fire dear is burnt out . That is really pathetic the lass burning does not need to be on a stake !! I do feel the lady said what she dislikes about the forums !!!! How people attack the poster and not the post . Exactly what you are doing to her ? I do not believe so much that burning was actually 100% relating to that exact post it was a broad statement at how people attack . And what then ? You did exactly what the lady was referring too and attacked her because you don't like her ?? Keep your smoke in your own ass for once its a bad habit smoking kills , To Burning i realise you do not require assistance like many independent women, but when things are wrong we need to stand up and that is why i stand up . Because I'm a dragon slayer . Get back to your lare dragon . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
More popcorn for me...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Call me babe, honey , sweetie until they know me .................
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RHP User
10 years ago
Following Meander's Commandments can increase chances of a positive response. Paradoxically, almost everything some women like, others do not. I try to aim toward striking conversations with the ladies who want to read what Meander has named. It's "what I've got to offer". Rock hard abs and pro basketball player height aren't. *shrug* Some of those guys might have success with "Hey babe ur hot, here r my pics & my number call me". Some mightn't, but I almost definitely won't, and that's the way I like it. Anyone can learn to write better messages. Still, it's best to be authentic, no matter what. Someone who agonises over the 'perfect' first message, and gets a 'perfect' response, may be setting themselves and the other person up for disappointment later. Ladies, who particularly wants well-written messages from men who "put that on", for whom it isn't an accurate expression? The reality will become clear soon enough. Write better messages, by all means, but I wouldn't advise anyone to try to be someone they're not. Authenticity will generally maximise a man's chances of getting the outcome he wants. That is, in my experience and opinion.
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abcplus1
10 years ago
But it does get disheartening and it does promote laziness when females don't show the courtesy of a reply (yes we know that subject has been done to death). But hell, sometimes they don't even bother to actually read the message at all. We have many sitting in the sent box as 'unread'. We always try to be specific, although we do tend to be a little guilty of using a template 'hello' message. But it is not a one line thing, it is a lengthy, polite and pointed message that meets most of the criteria on your list. The real trouble messaging the single females on these sort of sites, is that a lot of effort usually goes the same distance as none.......... Flame suits on
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RHP User
10 years ago
Looks like my original post has been well and truly swept under the carpet. Ladies girls and women of RHP stop whinging about the mail you get from men, find men you like, follow your own advice and write your own letters and show us how it's done.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I tend to agree with Meander that some (not all) guys put very little effort into what they write, I know that this does not always mean they will put in very little effort elsewhere, however, in my experience the guys who write DTF or other such direct messages will not get a very warm reply, assuming they get a reply, generally I tend to delete this type of thing right away as it is a massive turn off for me. I will also add, that guys who contact you that are outside of what you are looking for, for me it's men over 40 and married/couples, it's just not my deal, I am really not interested and there is nothing that they could do or say or show me that would change my mind, so it would be nice if that was respected. It irritates the shit out of me, when guys that are outside of what you are looking for become abusive, because you reply that you are not interested. I also agree that guys who actually read my profile, always get more points than those who obviously only look at photos.I had a guy once tell me he liked my body and that I was so sexy, I replied with, and how do you know that? I only have face pics in profile, the others are in PG. How did he know what I looked like from just my face I asked, his reply was vague and something along the lines of well if your face is nice your body must be, if only that was the truth for everyone, am I right? I am sure I am not alone in saying that sometimes the face does very little to represent the rest of the body as a whole package, sometimes you are surprised that the body is much better than you expected and other times you wonder how long ago the first photo was actually taken, as the rest doesn't match at all. I will also add that women get turned on in their mind before the body, if your words are put together correctly and show that you have thought about and personalised the message, I would like to think that it would get the sender a much better success rate.
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RHP User
10 years ago
One commandment RESPECT thats all - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Ouch! And I sincerely hope you get a much better class of template message now
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Jesus Meander did not know you would be wanting such a bland approach. Monkeys are crazy, just putting rules up is more than enough to not follow them. Can not for a second believe you would find something like that exciting. My rules would be, and you need only select one.Be interesting Be funnyBe sexy My don't rules (not rules but turnoffs and will not get a reply)Don't be dull.Don't be arrogant.Don't be pushy.Don't be rude. I only counted 7 rules dear Sir Blindman. have I miscounted or is my abacus uncharged? Or maybe you are still busy chipping away the next 3 rules on the holy stone tablet? So please Sir, can I have more? (Rocking myself in my padded cell in anticipation...)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Think I should add those ten commandments to my profile? That would certainly weed out... well, everyone.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' I only counted 7 rules dear Sir Blindman. have I miscounted or is my abacus uncharged? Or maybe you are still busy chipping away the next 3 rules on the holy stone tablet? So please Sir, can I have more? (Rocking myself in my padded cell in anticipation...) lilyorchid. Dear child ease your troubled soul. They are implied and were there the whole time,Behold....Be funny and interesting.Be sexy and funny.Be interesting and sexy. Then of course there is, Interesting, funny, and sexy. Or as I call it, But that is part of a dream, in which I awake screaming, so best I not meet that person. I am a lazy deity, but thou mortals may call me "mysterious"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hmmm, let's not forget to be ourselves. We can (respectfully) abide by other's "rules" but in the end, the best we can do is to be ourselves and represent ourselves truly... We will attract those interested in who we really are, not trying to be something someone else wants us to be....however common courtesy and basic polite etiquette should always apply. - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvmach69
10 years ago
Some ladies do sit online for hours on end meticulously sifting through mail. They are always online and usually a deterrent for me. They have probably an hour or 2 of sex a week and spend 30 hours thinking about it.I'm more inclined to jump on board to a lady who has just joined and isn't put off by graphic requests but quite the opposite. Excited and willing. Hope this helps boys and girls. ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvmach69
10 years ago
I do write long, respectful and original texts quite often and it does bother me to get no reply. Especially if they read the msg and didn't check my profile. My favourite way to deal with this blatant disrespect is to hammer them with the flirt "I notice you noticed me, well I've noticed you too. This can become quite irritating and will usually coax a reply by msg. Then it is up to you to take the ball and run forward with it. Convert the irritated ladies frustration into lust by gently stroking her ego and apologising for the misunderstanding with offers for dinner and a massage. The end result is often the same. You just managed to'jump the queue' that's all. Good night folks ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
it can be as simple as this.... Subject: it would appear as though...... "Hi there meander, I was strolling down the street just 10 minutes ago, and to my most pleasurable surprise, your profile pic allures my attention. Unfortunately for a little long while reading about your insatiable appetite to discover your lovers bodies for hours I didn't see the bike rack....needless to say the nurses got quite a laugh at the local Emergency Department. I am though a little concerned about the monkey sex after seeing some of antics at the zoo lol 😊 So a little about me. I'm a local guy that enjoys conversing over the odd Shiraz, exploring some new quaint little bars that offer a cosy corner to settle in as I learn more about the person I'm meeting or just simply enjoying an intimate dinner for two with my existing lover. And I think I know just the spot that we could go to share such an awesome night..... I'll enjoy reading your ideas when you reply.... Chris." Not rocket science eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'MeanderAnd I do follow my on advice. Most of the time. I don't...anyway I found your template interesting.
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RHP User
10 years ago
the RHP female 'sexual power' is deluding some ppl? Perhaps 'the power' is going to their head? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
say WTF and FFS we are so controlling. I want to have a fun time on here. Rules are for the work place and this kills the fun in working. I dont want to obey by any rules, I obey for what feels great for me, what ever this is. I write back or I dont....... I smile or I dont. I say something else......tell me MEN on RHP.....who has the most RULES??? Is it the women with the hottest profiles.....is it maybe because soooooooooooooo many men are after them? I don't know why do we have to be so controlling.......I HATE RULES
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I read Meanders post smiling, because it was obviously done light heartedly. It seems to have rattled a barrel of snakes? (and thats just a turn of phrase) I like the forums because most things are written tongue in cheek, you can have a laugh and a bit of banter. Some people like filthy messages. others don't. Some like well written, others dont mind text slang. Read or ignore. I thought it was a great post, not to be taken too seriously. Or maybe Im just a fluffy headed blonde who likes to see some fun in the content of the posts Don't sell yourself short. I like reading your posts. They are always full of compassion and kindness, a true reflection of who you are, devoid of nastiness and malice. I have met you in Perth and you are beautiful in and out. You always try to address the topic of the post and it is without malice and that is how it should be - contribute or comment to the topic of the forum and not attack the poster, as per rules fo the forum. Otherwise there is a personal agenda behind the post and this is their issue not the OP. Warm hugs.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Behold....Be funny and interesting.Be sexy and funny.Be interesting and sexy. I see the pattern Blindman. Infinite looping idea enforcing.... Very Eschereque. Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
for me as not such a crash hot babe, I am happy for every male who writes to me. Yes this doesn't mean I have sex and say yes to every dick who knocks on my RHP door. BUT I AM HAPPY YOU WRITE TO ME. And I can not know how sad you must feel when women say no or ignore you, because I don't have to write to you to make the first contact. Again.....maybe would I, then for sure some males will say ...............NO thank you>>>>>>>>>>>>>gosh how utterly sad this would make me feel. I know this will mostly not happen to the " hot babes", when these women "would" write to men they would get an instant yes WHEN. So in my humble opinion all this rules we women make can only be " obeyed" because there are males out there who will obey just to get a bit of action.
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RHP User
10 years ago
This whole forum wasn't meant to be that serious. The only time here I was, was when responding to LD's hideous personal attack on B_L. Strangely my comment has been deleted, while the offending post is still there. Sad.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'luvmach69' I do write long, respectful and original texts quite often and it does bother me to get no reply. Especially if they read the msg and didn't check my profile. They probably did, you just don't know it. In settings there are functions that allow you to look at profiles unnoticed and be online invisibly. We call it being in stealth mode.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'sir_stir' it can be as simple as this.... That was actually rather great!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I read Meanders post smiling, because it was obviously done light heartedly. It seems to have rattled a barrel of snakes? (and thats just a turn of phrase) I like the forums because most things are written tongue in cheek, you can have a laugh and a bit of banter. Some people like filthy messages. others don't. Some like well written, others dont mind text slang. Read or ignore. I thought it was a great post, not to be taken too seriously. Or maybe Im just a fluffy headed blonde who likes to see some fun in the content of the posts Don't sell yourself short. I like reading your posts. They are always full of compassion and kindness, a true reflection of who you are, devoid of nastiness and malice. I have met you in Perth and you are beautiful in and out. You always try to address the topic of the post and it is without malice and that is how it should be - contribute or comment to the topic of the forum and not attack the poster, as per rules fo the forum. Otherwise there is a personal agenda behind the post and this is their issue not the OP. Warm hugs. no wonder these forums are so bloody boring now. Benign comments (even those actually related to the topic as the ones here were) are ridiculously framed as malicious, personal attacks on the OP / commenter. No debate is allowed and anyone who doesn't toe the line is basically told directly or indirectly that they are troublemakers who need to be quiet. Don't worry, I'll see myself out and save someone the otherwise inevitable job of telling me that if I don't like it I don't have to read it, that I'm off topic, and that I'm disturbing the carefully crafted peace
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RHP User
10 years ago
pleasure_her and Litonya, I couldn't agree more. Especially pleasure_her. I think the 'sexual power' as you put it does go to a lot of people's heads on RHP. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
For every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction.... so says the laws of physics. SO.. 1. Thou shalt choose to ignore all advice offered, even when you asked for it in the first place....
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Plain
10 years ago
I read the Ops 10 Commandments and laughed and thought why do we need them, the likes of RHP should a bastion of common sense in chasing pleasure and not be ground down by rules.I always get a kick when someone alludes to something vaguely religious here as their conservative inner being gets illuminated just a chink maybe, but its there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
And disturbing the peace is my specialty.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' ..your holier-than-thou, condescending attitude towards anyone who doesn't meet your sky-high behavioural expectations is getting rather tedious. I also hope that you can see the hypocrisy in your words, because you are actually one of the worst on here when it comes to telling others what they should or should not be doing. Quoting 'Luckdragon23'No debate is allowed and anyone who doesn't toe the line is basically told directly or indirectly that they are troublemakers who need to be quiet. Flabbergasted, if you seriously think your first post was merely you debating and not toeing the line. To me it was plain nasty.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Its all good we are all get heated at times. and as it is we all can blow steam.I have not hopefully come across as a sour puss because I AM NOT.And I am not having a bleeding heart for poor males but we are a bit harsh to them.I think when the men would take everything we do so to the point we would have only complains the FORUM.You are all nice people and we all are shits sometimes. Litonya
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RHP User
10 years ago
This forum has 19 Likes, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. Glad you're still here 50zkool. DG: 1. Thou shalt choose to ignore all advice offered, even when you asked for it in the first place. next one: 2. Thou shalt assume the OP is a criticism of you and react defensively. More?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I read Meanders post smiling, because it was obviously done light heartedly. It seems to have rattled a barrel of snakes? (and thats just a turn of phrase) I like the forums because most things are written tongue in cheek, you can have a laugh and a bit of banter. Some people like filthy messages. others don't. Some like well written, others dont mind text slang. Read or ignore. I thought it was a great post, not to be taken too seriously. Or maybe Im just a fluffy headed blonde who likes to see some fun in the content of the posts Don't sell yourself short. I like reading your posts. They are always full of compassion and kindness, a true reflection of who you are, devoid of nastiness and malice. I have met you in Perth and you are beautiful in and out. You always try to address the topic of the post and it is without malice and that is how it should be - contribute or comment to the topic of the forum and not attack the poster, as per rules fo the forum. Otherwise there is a personal agenda behind the post and this is their issue not the OP. Warm hugs. no wonder these forums are so bloody boring now. Benign comments (even those actually related to the topic as the ones here were) are ridiculously framed as malicious, personal attacks on the OP / commenter. No debate is allowed and anyone who doesn't toe the line is basically told directly or indirectly that they are troublemakers who need to be quiet. Don't worry, I'll see myself out and save someone the otherwise inevitable job of telling me that if I don't like it I don't have to read it, that I'm off topic, and that I'm disturbing the carefully crafted peace Not taking sides AT ALL. Just saying the varied personalities is what makes it "interesting" on here. And lets face it, a few of us have stepped over that invisible line at times and pissed someone off. From the niceness of Koko at one end of the scale to the bastards and bitches (myself included) at the other end. And all those in between. From those that are close friends to those that barely put up with others (and sometimes don't). We are all in the RHP king size bed together. And if you bend over at the right time, you are sure to get something inserted, like it or not!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
is NOT writing the message...but what women put in their profiles.... Women are more inclined to have a template profile than the guys are I think....not that I look at the men's profiles much....I gave up on men when I found that all I got out sucking on lifesavers was swollen lips and dirty knees.... But unless you have something to reference in the profile other than "I can't be bothered filling this out right now so just hit me up and we'll chat" - to which I'm more inclined to write something like "I'm inclined to hit you up the side of the face for that worthless 5 seconds I'll never get back after reading such dribble" - then of course women are going to just be lumped with crappy messages like "hi how you doing babe I got 9" of grey matter that wants to see what your insides feel like" So to me it's cause and effect... No point asking for effort if there's no effort to begin with.... Fuck the disclaimer; if you've got a well worded profile than clearly I'm not talking about you am I ?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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luvmach69
10 years ago
Hey Meander, yeah I'm aware of stealth mode....but to someone that is checking their pro stats like me will not take that into account and pester away :)) why I could be stealthing out your profile right now. But nah I'll take a look and maybe even say hi. Xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' Its all good we are all get heated at times. and as it is we all can blow steam.I have not hopefully come across as a sour puss because I AM NOT.And I am not having a bleeding heart for poor males but we are a bit harsh to them.I think when the men would take everything we do so to the point we would have only complains the FORUM.You are all nice people and we all are shits sometimes. Litonya It is nice to have a good goal to aspire to in life .... I am only nice on the outside and are in the shits all the time Quoting 'lilyochid' I see the pattern Blindman. Infinite looping idea enforcing.... Very Eschereque. Lol Would a 69 pattern appeal to your sense of art dear lily ? My Commandments are only two 1) When in female company you may share your wine with them. ii) when no female company is present you have no need to share and may drink twice as much. 2) All female company must look like Elle, bring their own wine, cook a meal and clean up afterwards, while smiling constantly and telling me how much you are looking forward to pleasing me in any way I want. ii) if you dont look like Elle stop whinging, get your self a gym membership, plastic surgery and botox so you can get onto my shortlist. iii) bring full financial statements so my accountant and lawyer can go over them while you are pleasing me, to determine how large a donation you should make to maintain me in my lifestyle. iv) stop complaining already, grinners are winners. v) graciously accept my whims if I should lose interest in you for a new Elle. vi) if you dont look like Elle after your best efforts, Megan Gale look-a-likes will also be accepted.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just noticedThis forum has 19 Likes, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. 10 women.. 4 Couples ( so probally another 4 Women ) and 5 males... No real surprises here...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I feel compelled to see the Moses movie now..This thread has it all...commandments,plagues of frogs.at least one exodus,prophets of doom,and sooo much more ...bugger,I just consumed a huge B J ...oops sorry i forgot the ampersand....AND a whole bucket of something or other ..Hugs ..life is too short to be so fraught xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' I feel compelled to see the Moses movie now..This thread has it all...commandments,plagues of frogs.at least one exodus,prophets of doom,and sooo much more ... You forgot the throwing of stones and attempted crucifixion, the deaf leading the blind, a stray leper or two and of course some kind Samaritans trying to help. (Plain, you should know I'm an atheist.) DG, I can't remember ever having requested one of your posts be deleted. Jay, if you're gonna quote, please use the "reply with quote button", so it doesn't look like what you're saying are my words, thanks. Btw, 14 women and 9 men (assuming none of the four couples are "single" guys) seems like an accurate representation of the forum population to me. Quoting 'sir_stir'is NOT writing the message...but what women put in their profiles.... Women are more inclined to have a template profile than the guys are I think Not too sure about that, though granted I don't look at many female profiles. I think as a rule of thumb, match your message to what's in a person's profile. If it's long and full of big words, it might be an indication that "Hey how r u doin?" is not going to catch their interest. Likewise, if the person you're writing to merely states she likes to shop and catch up with friends (or whatever the template is) and she wants it hard and fast, she might not care for a novel. Actually, fuck those commandments and just go with that.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sorry to go off topic, Meander......... Apologies for pissing people off by taking part in exchanging niceties. C'mon, lighten up! Theres enough bitching on the forums.....I like when people are nice to each other on here. Ive met Lily and she is amazing, we hit it off straight away. And Annie, you crazy humoured, sexy guy, your messages brighten up my day! Other people on here I have talked to, I would love to get the chance to meet sometime. Luckdragon, I hope youre having an off day.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Couldn't agree more with your post. Love you work, as always, and see no need for you to apologize for anything.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I like the comedian "Jim Jeffries" and his stand up routine regarding the 10 commandments, as he put it there should be just one commandment Quote Jim Jeffries:"Don't be a cunt."
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On_Safari
10 years ago
RHP have the 10 Commandments of Message Ettiquette in their information section. Just sayin' but love modt of the comments once I get through them! 😏
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On_Safari
10 years ago
But wait 'til I get back from popping my microwave popcorn please.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' RHP have the 10 Commandments of Message Ettiquette in their information section. Where? *Goes off to search*
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can't find it, unless you meant this? http://redhotpie.com.au/Article/Top-Tips-For-Single-Male-Profiles-1073
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm now receiving flirts from paid male members instead of messages. I wonder if it's because they're terrified!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' But wait 'til I get back from popping my microwave popcorn please. Hahahaha yes ... Like ... 2nd glass of wine, 6 calming classical music pieces and 3/4 bag of honey/soy kettle chips later ..... Gee 'Willy Kins' (to quote Freya). You know what really pissed me off ??? well no you don't, obviously, I haven't told you yet. I have written two totally misogynistic posts that should have gotten all the ladies ranting and suffragettes (read sucky man boys) running to defend said ladies and what happens .... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !! How do you get noticed anywhere in RHP ( which is the gist of OP post ) You are nice (they ignore you) You are bland (they ignore you) You are nasty (they ignore you) even in the forums !! Sheesh ..... pours more wine .... crunch crunch ..
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hello Meander, hope are you well today my dear? Most of what you say is true and helpful. The thing I've found most irritating about the "women"s " profiles is that most are templates, and totally disingenuous! Rubbish templates at that, which is extremely disheartening when you are genuinely trying to make a connection with hopefully a lovely lady at the other end.The other thing that bugs me is that women often say don't send a first off photo of your erect cock! Yet the person your sending to has seen fit to provide me with a lurid shot of her crack or humongous mammaries? What's the difference here?Believe it or not Meander, there are men out there who are experienced and can deliver on the squirt ,or even a 15 minute climax. Wouldn't you want to know if a man has such a skill? It's not bragging anymore than a lady telling me I won't be able to keep with her is it?Another irritating comment from the ladies?? is that they are up for anything! Most of these ladies have probably feasted on vanilla sex for the last 20 years, which consists of hubby/partner getting his end in, maybe a few minutes of oral from the lady then blows his wad way to early and she is left hanging and frustrated. So they think if they can get a man who can give them some tender kisses, a few intimate words whispered in an ear and give a little attention to her clit, maybe finish off in front of mirror or leaning over a chair, and take at least 15-20 mins doing it, that's raunchy?? Not for me. That's regular sex, plain and wholesome. personally I'm over plain and wholesome.One more thing Meander, some of us Men have large hands, there's a shock! As a result of which we are not as dexterous as a lady might be over a keyboard. This is particularly challenging on a mobile phone keyboard! Give us break lady, do you want to hook up with an expert typist or an expert dick?Still I love your work, hope we can banter some more later. Good evening Meander.
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On_Safari
10 years ago
http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Article/Top-Tips-For-Single-Male-Profiles-1073 I actually found they covered the frequent faux pas made by people in their messages, profiles etc. hugs for being inaccurate. Oopsies!! 😊
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On_Safari
10 years ago
Those common decency elements aka "rules" are applicable to all sexes and relationship statuses. Just saying 😇
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'On_Safari' Those common decency elements aka "rules" are applicable to all sexes and relationship statuses. Totes! (See the little disclaimer in my OP? "* Yeah yeah, this goes for women too.")
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Anton13' The thing I've found most irritating about the "women"s " profiles is that most are templates, and totally disingenuous! I totally agree and would say if you don't like them, move on to profiles that do resonate with you. I've seen plenty. It's often been said women don't have to try in as they'll score regardless, but personally I don't think that's an excuse to not put any effort in whatsoever, even if it's true. Having said that, if it works for them, they'll see no reason to change it.The other thing that bugs me is that women often say don't send a first off photo of your erect cock! Yet the person your sending to has seen fit to provide me with a lurid shot of her crack or humongous mammaries? I think breasts are a different story, but women showing their pussies really can't complain too much in my view. Still, if they mention it in their profile it's their preference, which you can choose to agree or disagree with. Maybe they just find cocks not as pretty ;-) Believe it or not Meander, there are men out there who are experienced and can deliver on the squirt ,or even a 15 minute climax. Wouldn't you want to know if a man has such a skill? It's not bragging anymore than a lady telling me I won't be able to keep with her is it? Yes, I know there are, and I've been lucky enough to meet a few. No, I don't want to know who great a man thinks he is, I'll be happy to decide that for myself. What works for one woman, may not work for another. (A response I've had to that many times is men saying their skills work on every woman. Bragging. Ew. Not sexy.) Another irritating comment from the ladies?? is that they are up for anything! Same goes for guys. I get many messages from men saying they into everything. I like to ask them things like will they let me fuck them with a 12-inch dildo. Most run off with their tail between their legs. ;-) One more thing Meander, some of us Men have large hands, there's a shock! As a result of which we are not as dexterous as a lady might be over a keyboard. This is particularly challenging on a mobile phone keyboard! Typos made on phones are obvious, I don't care about them too much. However, when there are two or three errors in every sentence (looking at you, On_Safari. Kidding!), it has me raising an eyebrow. Not proofreading messages shows a lack of interest to me. Thanks for the compliment.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'luvmach69' Some ladies do sit online for hours on end meticulously sifting through mail. They are always online and usually a deterrent for me. They have probably an hour or 2 of sex a week and spend 30 hours thinking about it. An hour or 2 of sex a week? Every week? FFS, my stats are way behind
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' An hour or 2 of sex a week? Every week? FFS, my stats are way behind I caught up in the years after my former marraige.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think you'll be disappointed with the Moses movie. It was pretty ho hum. Much more [better] drama here ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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