M39
The Art of Condom
December 21 2012
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RHP User
12 years ago
Blindman you is bahhdd....I await the next riveting and hilarious episode of your Condomnation Saga with great and tremulous anticipation
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me'The penny just dropped why you support your 2 friends.. Explains the snub... Go's to show ' you never really know who your talking with... but thats OK... it's a free world... Like Meeka said, Jensman and Mike from Mikeandshel like to have "discussions" like you're having with Blindman. Theirs tend to go on for ages and can be either hysterical or annoying. No harm meant. But what penny? Who do you suspect I am? I swear I'm me!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ms.D is me,oops no she's not ,she is who she says she is ,the fabulous Ms.D...really..cross my heart...it's true,you are you..aren't you
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was meant as a compliment! They tend to really go at it, you've been nicer than that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You're doing the same things here that you were doing, when you and I butted heads, on the other thread. If someone disagrees with you, you assume they are ganging up on you out of loyalty for a friend. You can't accept that you can ever be wrong. I have no love for Mike and, in turn, he vehemently despises me. I sided with him over you because you were wrong, so suck it up, sunshine. Just as you did with me, you are attacking Blindman for the way he expresses himself, and not offering any arguments against what he is saying. Even I find his posts overbearing and ego driven but to berate a man for flexing some literary muscle is to be as petty as the spelling police. We are all posting here for our own amusement, not for the benefit of anyone else. If you don't like the way Blindman, myself or any other contributor posts, don't read us. We'll not stop posting or change our manner for your satisfaction. Without actually checking forr myself, Blindman's facts seem fairly accurate. It's his conclusions that I find questionable. As I see it, blood screening will only be effective if everyone were honest about their results and, as we all know, everyone lies. Condoms are not 100% effective but it is still safer to use them than not to use them. Many people choose not to use condoms for oral because HIV can't be transmitted through saliva. The saliva and stomach acids kill the virus before it can be ingested. However, if you have gum disease or even a minor split on your lip, oral can be as dangerous as any other form of sexual penetration. Any other STD is transmitted as readily through oral as it is through vaginal or anal sex. So really, it would be more sensible to use condoms during oral also. Every person has the right to weigh up the odds and choose for themselves whether they wish to use condoms, aalthough, having said that, every person should still respect the wishes of playmates and not try to coerce them to play without one if that is against their wishes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Freya13 Thanks, I don't just do ass hole, I enjoy writing and love to entertain, and ungracefully attempt to corral my passion in a flurry of perplexion. Not always whimsical and sometimes I bite. On the whole its fun and if you do not push a point here no one listens anyways. Glad you can see the capricious nature of my posts. I am sure you picked you words just right so fear not, I will only ever be kindly cruel..XXX
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RHP User
12 years ago
... *Closes the door gently behind her*
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RHP User
12 years ago
The caveman is standing.. at attention as MsD backs out.... "*chuckles* she isnt watching what she is ABOUT to back onto "
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nice jensman1903. Hate you already but only for that crazy ass tat..LOL But then you know the jest one must have in the greater scheme of things.I would just like to add that there are a lot of people that lie but on the whole most of us would abstain if we knew we where potentially infectious. I tend to ere on the side of good, adds some risk but that's life. I would not get any sex if I did not trust.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Good we got to chat, With what you already know, and what you now know. I'll leave it up to you to judge. As l said, l dont ever bother to read anything from either. I seen one posted something above with my name in the heading.. That was enough, as usual did not bother reading. Looked like a marathon war and peace anyway. Jay.
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RHP User
12 years ago
so very true that we are all here posting for our own amusement or our own edification ,rather than for the benefit of others.If someone finds amusement or a piece of information that they find helpful, it is surely merely a side benefit. The great thing about reading and posting on the forums ,is that it is not compulsory,to read others posts,perhaps because they look like a version of War and Peas,perhaps its because ....well insert your own particular one here for scrolling on by. Because we may dislike what someone says ,or how they say it,is surely no reason for personalising and attacking the poster. That is quite a different thing to having a disagreement about content or anothers opinion.
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RHP User
12 years ago
See the way Jay-Me proved my point for me? Makes it all soooo easy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' so very true that we are all here posting for our own amusement or our own edification ,rather than for the benefit of others. But you amuse the hell out of me! And Jman, I don't care who says what, you're still my favourite shit stirrer.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' ... *Closes the door gently behind her* Huh....Still here
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Futurenomads' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' ... *Closes the door gently behind her* Huh....Still here Cavey was on the other side of the door and scared her back in.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Heard Jay_me mention my name. Duh. *Wanders off again*
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RHP User
12 years ago
you constantly make me smile
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RHP User
12 years ago
What did I miss ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Aint that right Ms cheiviuos @#* ... As l said ' goes to show you never know who ur talking to. Must admit you did convince me... But reading between the lines of what you said since.... Dont think you're the real thing....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi Shinas, welcome back! That was fast!
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RHP User
12 years ago
... You're not getting my phone number. Luckily there are at least ten regular posters here who have met me, Freya, Tuscan, Meeka and DG included. Glad to have seen the real you too...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can we get back on subject? I'd like to know what people's condoms of choice are. Oh wait, I might start a new forum for that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Condoms was it? I thought it was socks.
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RHP User
12 years ago
guys want their cock in your mouth, that's a given. I've learned to transition between giving head to the main course by applying the condom with my mouth. and the sensation of a semi-hard cock going hard inside your mouth or an already hard cock growing harder is such a turn on ;) my partners have told me that getting it on them looks really hot. so its a win-win situation.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I believe we still are talking about socks,the small i,nstead of the jock sock
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have met you Ms.D and I have also met Jman...but I wonder who has met jay?....I assume jay that you are implying that Ms.D is Mischievouslad in drag....an amusing conclusion to leap to on so many levels...but if you are going to question the identity of others,it begs the question,who is asking the question
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RHP User
12 years ago
This practising putting a condom on orally, is leaving a bad taste in my mouth... Any suggestions on flavoured condoms? All the ones I've tried in the past were foul.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Jay never ever asked Ms D for her phone number..and never would.. This feeble attempt is to make her/ he look the goods and nothing more. My passing comment on pictures sent to me was polite', there was NOTHING in my return message that alluded to phone numbers or anything else for that matter... . Remember' it was YOU who sent ME the original message and pics.. Sending my PG in return was also the polite thing to do and quite the norm on RHP.. Unfortuneately' you are the first ever to pass a negative comment .. but after the other untruths, what else could I expect..I back what I say 100%.. With that outta the way... can we please get back to the topic..
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RHP User
12 years ago
You presume wrong... you are reading too much into it.. Now can we please get back to the subject... already too many presumptions flying around...
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boneheadred
12 years ago
Wow Shinasbabe27 you sure know how to get peoples attention pardon the pun haha,i would be more than happy to let you practice your technique on me if you you are willing to cum play.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me'Jay never ever asked Ms D for her phone number..and never would.. This feeble attempt is to make her/ he look the goods and nothing more. My passing comment on pictures sent to me was polite', there was NOTHING in my return message that alluded to phone numbers or anything else for that matter... . Remember' it was YOU who sent ME the original message and pics.. Sending my PG in return was also the polite thing to do and quite the norm on RHP.. Unfortuneately' you are the first ever to pass a negative comment .. but after the other untruths, what else could I expect..I back what I say 100%.. My post first read: You're still not getting my phone number. However, I realised people/you may not realise I was joking, so I changed it. And added a Yes, I emailed you, to apologise for any offense and earlier forum comment of mine (metioning Mike and Jensman) may have caused. I included my PG1 access to show you the face behind my posts. I very much appreciated your reply, and seeing what you look like. Seeing I've seen "the real you" is in response to the character you're showing in your posts about me. Not pleasant, and I ask politely that you stop. So will I. Peace out. Now, condoms people! Don't let this thread get deleted, it started off so well! I want to hear about condom flavours, please. I've seen cola, Baileys and recently was told about Scotch flavoured ones. Can't wait to try those!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was meant to say "Saying I've seen".
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you for your polite response... I wish you would of put more thought into your posts. People can only react to what they read. When I got your message apoligizing, I thought it right to explain why I responded the way I did, thinking that would settle it' and I did apologise as you know. But at the time I did not know these were your friends.. had I known,I would have just bit my tongue and take a lesson ' never assume the person you confide in is what/who you think they are.. Im not too proud to say I'm wrong if I am..... regardless to what your friend says... The 'real me' is nothing like the one you think I am... Peace... x
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am Miss_Devious and Freya13 and Tuscan Red and Meeka100 and Mischevouslad and Blindman67. To be honest, I'm glad to have come undone. It's bloody hard work being all those people.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' I am Miss_Devious and Freya13 and Tuscan Red and Meeka100 and Mischevouslad and Blindman67. To be honest, I'm glad to have come undone. It's bloody hard work being all those people. Then you manage to misspell my name?? Or was that to confuse everyone just a little more?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now I'm arguing with myself.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I firmly believe in safe sex. I've still got my gladwrap and rubber bands in the glovebox for emergencies.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just thought Id throw that one out there !!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
If theres one person l take notice of ' it's mrspeachypear. Whenever lm outta line you have a way of pointing out where the problem might lay and in the nicest possible way. No' l was not aware of any meet and greet in Sydney. Had l known ' it would have explained plenty. l was wondering why everyone was saying they met when they all live in different parts of the country. ? Now l know. If l had known that ' l would have picked up on Ms D joke and said nothing. Seems l was the only one on a different wave length... No ' you were not intruding... Im glad you said what you had to say.... Cleared up some things... Ms D... lf youre not too angry, contact me.. I owe you one Jay
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RHP User
12 years ago
When you're horny the condom goes on pretty darn quickly lol I gently bite the tip and roll it down the shaft with my tongue & mouth, I was showing off once doing this when I put on inside out it was more funny than embarrassing ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Jonstar - THANKYOU for a very well informed contribution! I cannot believe what Blindman67 has said in this forum! As you said, his comments are irresponsible and ignorant. My family have devoted many years to HIV research and support projects in various countries throughout Africa and my mother teaches Africans about HIV transmission and prevention. I have personally had long term and committed relationships with HIV positive people so HIV and HIV testing has been a big part of my life. Speaking to HIV specialists (both in Aust. and overseas) is something that I used to do a great deal of...given the status of my partner/s. Being in what's called a "positive/negative" relationship (one partner positive and one negative) makes you something of an expert on HIV transmission/testing. Blindman - stop talking about very serious matters about which you know very little. Condoms are saving millions upon millions of lives in Africa and the rest of the world and not using them is inexcusable.
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RHP User
12 years ago
had this image of you trying to roll down the condom inside out ? lol... that'll teach you to show off...
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boneheadred
12 years ago
Wow f##k me yes please didn't that little ditty stir up the pot,& it was only looking for peoples response to the age old how to thing & what is your preference,what a way to start the new year,i guess the next event night is going to be something not to be missed especially if all involved choose to cum along, mmmm to be a fly on the wall .
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RHP User
12 years ago
ninjaxxx What I wrote. Page four.."Viral and deadly.For blood transmitted viral infections like HIV condoms are very very effective and the use of them has preventented the pandemic from taking hold in Australia. There are only 16000 people known to have HIV/AIDS in Australia. It is illegal for them to have sex with out declaring their status."Just because some dick say I said something else do not make it true Jay_me totally miss quoted me over and over, his agenda, who knows. LOOK back and read my post before you throw stones.. You are really a bunch of bloody kids.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Someone please say that testing is for the greater good. It seem that there is such opposition to that fact and have not a clue as to why. Well apart from a few that quote me with there own made up bullshit. Please...When you quote someone, Don't re-write it as you think, or to your agenda, copy it as it was. Its a fucken quote. Started when I said how many I fucked before the Xmas madness. Jealousy from total strangers. Shaking my head in total disbelief. People like jay_me should not be allowed in the forums.So next person that feels the need to tell me how wrong I am . READ MY POST FIRST not what others say I said..
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RHP User
12 years ago
You owe me nothing, it's all water under the bridge. Neither one of us was trying to be offensive. Though saying "it's sometimes taken that way...", or saying"it sometimes comes out that way" can make all the difference. Now... does this mean you won't be peeping through the pub windows on Saturday to make sure I'm not a 5"7 tattooed motormouth or a 6"3 blond Adonis?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Shit thrown at me.How the hell do we keep the world alive if we all use condoms. Dont we have to reproduce at some stage. Its not a privilege, its a responsibility to the future of humanity. So test, fuck, make babies. That is what you where born to do. Bloody hippies.
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RHP User
12 years ago
'Cause I love how fuckin' fiery you get.
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RHP User
12 years ago
l never had a agenda and you know it. I had a opinion which was different to yours and nothing more. You cant say l didnt forewarn you of the backlash you could expect... However, your condesending attitude to everyone still persists. No one doubts your inteligence ' but when you push your preconceived attitude of yourself.. What can you expect ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now Jennylee's a 5'7" tattooed motormouth.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cant promise anything... Curiosity might have me peeking through the pub window just to see if theres a 6 '3 adonis sitting there with a club in hand with name on it.. if so ' lm outta there... If not and i see a cute maiden throwing rose petals around the bar while dancing Ghamasa... Count me in... Heyyyyyyy sexy lady... Hmmp Hmmp. lol..
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RHP User
12 years ago
And Blindman, I was not born to make babies. A responsibilty to the future of humanity? With the overpopulation we have? I'd rather not contribute to fucking the earth up even more. Such a shame my wit will die with me though...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Please...When you quote someone, Don't re-write it as you think, or to your agenda, copy it as it was. Its a fucken quote. quoting 'Blindman67' Dont we have to reproduce at some stage. Its not a privilege, its a responsibility to the future of humanity. So test, fuck, make babies. That is what you where born to do. Bloody hippies. Better?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Blindman67' Please...When you quote someone, Don't re-write it as you think, or to your agenda, copy it as it was. Its a fucken quote. quoting 'Blindman67' Dont we have to reproduce at some stage. Its not a privilege, its a responsibility to the future of humanity. So test, fuck, make babies. That is what you where born to do. Bloody hippies. Better?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me'Cant promise anything... Curiosity might have me peeking through the pub window just to see if theres a 6 '3 adonis sitting there with a club in hand with name on it.. if so ' lm outta there... If not and i see a cute maiden throwing rose petals around the bar while dancing Ghamasa... Count me in... Heyyyyyyy sexy lady... Hmmp Hmmp. lol.. DG, you coming? I might need you to use your club to keep that dude from humping me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now who the fk is DG. Seems theres thousands of you... Nah, you're safe from being humped while ever you have a gang with them humongeus clubs. ?. Even though l never drink alone, l think l'll just grab myself something to sip over in a quite corner somewhere, least until Ghamnam style starts, then my feet cant help themself.. Been known to have a few smooth moves.. Dancing that is... Oh ' didnt tell you i have a big one too..? yep, grew it myself, then carved it into a club... Hangs in my trophy room...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Most of us here are young enough to see a future that will make the global economic crisis look like a tiny zit on a fleas dick.Across the world population growth is declining. By around 2050 the World Health Organization projected that it will stop growing. When that happens we will have consistent unstoppable global depression. IE negative economic growth. Think about it. There will be no need for new houses, thus many jobs will be lost, The value of housing will drop. Business will fail because there will be no need for goods and service for all the empty homes. This is but a fraction of the night mare. We all know of poor county towns where land and homes are given away. The simple reason is that their population is declining.We live in a lucky time, but no country in the world wants to stop population growth for they know what will happen. Our government encourages us to make babies with money and other incentives. Still without continued large scale immigration our population would decline and we would have a financial crises.Why are so many people against humanity. We are but a fraction of what the world can carry. In every place when the population doubles the standard of living increases by 15% EVERY PLACE IN EVERY COUNTRY.Again the green movement has a lot to answer too. Brian washing our children into thinking that humans are bad.This will be an interesting addition to this out of control thread.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Shinasbabe27i have had the the enjoyment haven that done to me and did change a sexy time to a even more sexier time. think if you have a fun and sexy mind set you two can do any thing.
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RHP User
12 years ago
OK ' I just found out that Mscheiviouslad. is DG.. dah dah.. who I must thank by offering to be gentle with Ms D s club was a very very thoughtful thing to do... just one request... dont clout too hard, it has a tendency to hurt...Now I know why she's called devious... biatch...
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RHP User
12 years ago
and another excellent reason for using condoms
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Why are so many people against humanity. We are but a fraction of what the world can carry. In every place when the population doubles the standard of living increases by 15% EVERY PLACE IN EVERY COUNTRY. Where are you getting this info? Can you quote your sources, as you've requested we quote you? You're Dutch-born, right? In 2012 The Netherlands had a population of 16.7 million. (Source: Wikipedia). And it's smaller than Tasmania. You're saying if the population doubled to 33.4 million, The Dutch standard of living would increase by 15%. Really? I just can't take what you post seriously anymore. Good luck to you though!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm getting a bit nervous about coming on Saturday night ...... Can drinks be quick??? I am a hippie - peace love and (as safe as humanely possible) sexy times for all. I still get anxious watching alpha male animals fight it out on national geographic channel. That really did become a little uncomfortable.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear'Simply that I thought it might help you to know that. Thanks Peachy!
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RHP User
12 years ago
This is hilarious. Now I know why I got the reaction I did when I asked Jay_Me if he was JustJuice. Someone has also pointed out that apart from age you are identical to MrJuice. PMSL!!! Seriously this is be the first time I had seen crap about DG and MsD. Too funny peeps!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hello? Is anyone out there? Is there someone in her with me? Hello? Hey you, you looking at me? Seriously? Is anyone else here? Hehehehehe
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just misunderstandings, no need to get uncomfortable these things happen, anyway it's just us girls on Saturday so it will be fun :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I might be bring a date. The gentlemen whom I was a tad loud with last time - he's bringing a gag I promise ... :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have tried to post 3 times on this for you Ms_Devious but they will not let it through. No clue why. But will message it. Maybe because it has links on it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well that got a few more replies than expected...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hi! magestick thanks for the topic:) I agree with some of the other Ladies it's important to incorporate it in as part of Foreplay and continue to pleasure My Lover as he places the condom on. I use my mouth to tease his knob and up his cock as the condom is rolled on ..I've never tried to put it on with my mouth but it seem Interesting he!he! As for some funny things concerning Condoms tho; not directly related to that act but I figured some may get a giggle.. When My Daughter was 6yrs old before ice packs in lunch boxes were around I used to fuill a condom with water freeze it and place it in her Lunchbox during the Summer Months .Noone knew aNd she had a cool lunchhe!he! The other when she was 13yrs and Interested in Boys .I felt it was time to give her a tutorial on applying a Condom as we sat at our Fri; Night catch up chat.. I couldn't fiond anything suitable so I used a Cordial Bottle She perf4ected that art but sadly no Guys Penis has been shaped like a Cordial Bottle he!he! last bit just kidding. .It helped her to understand the importance of a Guy wearing them aside fom her being Protected .She had no dramas about expecting Guys to wear Condoms as she became Sexually active with them.. NB No My Daughter didn't need Therapy from having me for a Mother Honest she didn't he!he! Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was at a party once..surrounded by peopleand someone convinced me...and helped...place a condom over my head (no more i have a big one and condoms dont fit me )it was stretched down to just over my nose......i then blew it up with my nose......hilarious apparently......altho i couldnt see what it looked like.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had a very smart man from here have me sit on his face so he could keep me in the mood and still had had hands free for condom application... It was a first for me but one i wont forget!
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RHP User
12 years ago
yesterday I was enjoying a trist with a delightful TV gal...who in oneswift action popped a dom between her lips while giving oral and hey presto!...It was on ,and done in the most delightful fashion!. Tis a great skill worth the experimentation.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you ninjaxxx, although I consider myself an intelligent person I hadn't thort of condoms that way, and it is an issue for me as I have only tried to use them twice in my life, and found them to be disgusting. I spose I have been fortunate and have had enough of relationship an history with the parters I've had that we have always mutually wanted to not use them, having said that we always maintained regular testIng. I realize some people use them even when in a relationship. I have always regarded them with complete distain and hate the loss of contact and freedom to do what ever I want without having to put them back on every 10 minutes when intercourse starts again. So I have been anxious about the whole process and my performance knowing they tend to put me off. But I realize things have changed, I'm now single and choosing to get into bed with people I dnt know or their testing history. So reading you post has made me realize I can turn it into a positive rather than almost not bothering with the intercourse cos of my dislike for them. :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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cbdlivin
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Freya13'boys,stop forming that disorderly queue,Ms D was joking...I think I want to see you guys FIGHT over me! In the end, there can be only... Oh wait. Carry on. You tease...they still have to measure up...
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