M66

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April 19 2010

Over the last couple of weeks I have received a couple of msgs from women - ones I haven't contacted. Now normally that would be a good thing right. Hell I know I am no oil painting, more akin to an oil spill right. And after the weekend, I now know I am rude and intolerant with a craving for donuts of all varieties lolBut both msgs were very similar. These ladies, and fuck am I using that term loosely, had decided I needed their vast wisdom for apparently I wasn't being successful here in meeting women. Both suggested I dye my hair, and hit the gym, only after doing that would I finally be successful with the women here! One was married, typical cheap arse couple profile where the bit about being a couple was hidden in the text - I just ignored that msg entirely and blocked the profile. The other was from a woman about my age so I wrote back, kindly thanking her for her wonderful, thought provoking advice and suggested she could join me a the gym because well, she is bigger than me, maybe a boob lift or three and oh and had she ever heard of botox? Of course I got back a very abusive reply, how dare I, am mere male of the species, tell her to lose weight etc.What makes people, and yes, specially some women, think that they can tell someone they don't know that? I know some women here seem to think they are immune from normal convections because well they have boobs and they know that due to the numbers game, guys will still chase after them no matter what they do or say.And I am the only one that has received messages like this, christ if I am I might as well give the damn game away and become a donut munching monk lol

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15 years ago

well done Mooka past the 100 mark....hope you got a nice prize roxxy xxx

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15 years ago

Quoting 'mooka' Wohoo, made 100 posts!Seriously, for a thread that I thought might get only a couple of responses, I would like to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. It is great that we managed to keep on topic for most of the thread (is that a forum first lol).Thanks one and all!Mooka You're welcome... lolol... ... MrsP'

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15 years ago

Quoting 'fab69' Get a good dog. You will have lots of unconditional love. Especially if you give it some donuts. Pitty alot of the sheilas can't compete with a good dog. Oops I think I'll need one now. DCATO Fab RFB5. The tail gunner. Hey Earl have you seen that varmit. I'm still huntin wabbits. Need more bullets any ladies care to lend me some so I can reload. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lots of lovin to all Fab. Now where's me club ug ugg. we be headin for recession again after that tax bullshitthe gumbyment want to impose on the mining industryand bullets are bloody expensive man.headn off to the top paddock withthe dog to sniff out some holeswith a pocket full of guitar strings. could use the wifle as a cwub i spose...ahahahahahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHBLUE LEADER RFB2

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15 years ago

mooka, i too had trouble with some of the regular forumers a couple of years ago( this is my first post for about 12 months)some people seem to think they are only here to run the forums and humiliate other newer users who havent got a following of fellow no-lifers. personally, i'd do you! (just kidding, i'm straight). I wish you all the best and hope you find someone special, or especially naughty. cant we all just get along (in bed) and stop the villifications?

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15 years ago

Thanks for the support mate, but I will be honest and state that the two women whose 'thoughtful' msgs that started this little saga of discovery were not regulars in the forums, although that is where they first saw me.But like you, I too have upset a few people in the forums, it seems some can express their opinion yet refuse to listen to anyone elses. Just do what I do, I ignore them, they are not worth my time to respond to in the posts. Yes they can continue to rant etc against me but it soon looks stupid as they are having a one sided argument and end up looking pretty petty and stupid lolKeep on posting mate, don't stop just because you upset someone. Remember the forums is by definition a free exchange of ideas and opinions, just some people can't handle opposing ones to them.

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15 years ago

Quoting 'parkowa' cant we all just get along (in bed) and stop the villifications? I'd like to see that but it seems some people just can't... move on... which is a shame. It seems to me they hoard their resentments instead of dealing with them and that ends up controlling their behaviour. I've always believed in conflict resolution, but I am currently under the impression I suck at it. Still I'm gonna follow Mooka's excellent advice...Keep on posting mate, don't stop just because you upset someone. Remember the forums is by definition a free exchange of ideas and opinions, just some people can't handle opposing ones to them. ... and stick around Cheers... MrsP'... A Saint I will never be but I can guarentee I will always be me

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15 years ago

lots of tiny flowers....I be hap hap happeeee Why can't you lot be more like meeeeeee? RFB1

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15 years ago

"Earl flies by with wings waggleing""tall ho chaps"ahahahahahahahahaBLUE LEADER, RFB2

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15 years ago

waggling....your outta uniform RFB2!!!! Consider yourself on report! RFB1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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15 years ago

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Yayyy..."throws tiny lit flowers above my head'...lots and lots of tiny flowers....I be hap hap happeeee Why can't you lot be more like meeeeeee? RFB1 Whoa! Did it happen coincidently or were it you what sent hapee to look at meeee hehehehehe... Hehehe MrsP'>>> I love meeeee... who do you love?

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15 years ago

Just random outbursts of flower throwing messages of joy.... Who do I love? Now that I can answer....lots and lots of pp, things and places. Much prefer to linger longer over the stuff that makes me go 'mmmm' than the stuff that makes me go 'grrrr' Causes less wrinkes....or so 'they say'....

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15 years ago

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I have absolutely no idea Mrs P.....lol Just random outbursts of flower throwing messages of joy.... Who do I love? Now that I can answer....lots and lots of pp, things and places. Much prefer to linger longer over the stuff that makes me go 'mmmm' than the stuff that makes me go 'grrrr' Causes less wrinkes....or so 'they say'.... Coincidence it must be then... gave me a good laugh to read your 'happeeee' post and then look up our real-time info box to see 'hapee' had viewed us. If what 'they say' about wrinkles has any merit, it's gotta make you wonder what poor Shar Peis did to deserve their lot... mmmm... maybe they get into grrrrowling...MrsP'

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15 years ago

Quoting 'parkowa' mooka, i too had trouble with some of the regular forumers a couple of years ago( this is my first post for about 12 months)some people seem to think they are only here to run the forums and humiliate other newer users who havent got a following of fellow no-lifers. personally, i'd do you! (just kidding, i'm straight).I wish you all the best and hope you find someone special, or especially naughty. cant we all just get along (in bed) and stop the villifications? well said Parkowa and dont you worry about the bullies...come back to the forums, gives us your opinion and have fun roxxy xxx

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15 years ago

Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' I have absolutely no idea Mrs P.....lol Just random outbursts of flower throwing messages of joy.... Who do I love? Now that I can answer....lots and lots of pp, things and places. Much prefer to linger longer over the stuff that makes me go 'mmmm' than the stuff that makes me go 'grrrr' Causes less wrinkes....or so 'they say'.... Coincidence it must be then... gave me a good laugh to read your 'happeeee' post and then look up our real-time info box to see 'hapee' had viewed us. If what 'they say' about wrinkles has any merit, it's gotta make you wonder what poor Shar Peis did to deserve their lot... mmmm... maybe they get into grrrrowling...MrsP' I've had a full on week of 'oooo' moment...like thinking about someone and then they call. Or having a 'feeling' about someone, despite first appearances, and turning out to be right...they really are freaky..seem to be really in tune atm....maybe even get your answer as to why poor shar peis are blessed with folds and folds of pinchable wrinkles! 'O'mmmmm'ing myname xxxx

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15 years ago

Mooka, Like most things that are free, free advice is usually crap. Water off a duck's back mate. Live large and do the things that make you happy. Cheers

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15 years ago

thanx roxxy, but I already waste enough time on fac ebook, true nudists skin book etc and as it says in my profile here, I really have a life to enjoy and would like to meet people in person(the only way to really enjoy swinging and dating)!I would like to comment more often and share my extremely witty and modest thoughts, but real life beckons!take it easykev parko xox

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15 years ago

Hey Mooka what is your fav donut lol We all get something along those lines so depending on what mood I am in is depending how many messages I send those that have crossed that line and if they are not on the same level of membership well all of a sudden they are out of messages for that 24 hr stint .................................nasty I know but hey gives them something to think about Take it easy mate we all get there eventually ..............................dunno where there is but hey its about the fun on the way

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15 years ago

We are social mammals. We like to observe and we like to comment/ critisize or what ever. Tell me one thing - if you are with your known friends - if they throw suggestions at you. You may take it seriously or you may brush it aside. Thats what you should. There is nothing so much to ponder about. Say, if all the friends say you have to groom. then they have some thing and you need to act. In the process we have to massage our ego. Ne ways - who else can be best people to gives suggestions - Women....

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