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Vaginas!

January 07 2013

I am sick of seeing yet another thread about a penis. It's time to elevate the vagina. So here are some questions. 1. Ladies - are you an innie or an outie? I myself just have a small slit when I am standing 2. Boys do you have a preference. Innie or outie? And why? 3. What is the funniest name you have heard for a vagina? For example- axe wound. :P Meeka {()}

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I can honestly say that I've never said "No thankyou" to a vaigina basaed on inne and outie rules. But given the impossible perfect, I love to see something poking out, even just a little. Call me what you like. It makes me want to play with it.   ... and probably the funniest name i've heard was the beared clam! But I may of had a sheltered life.

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    12 years ago

    Why is it only boys that get to choose a preference ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Meeka shouldn't you ask "Do guys like big vaginas?"Never met a Tunnel of Love I didn't like, although have seen a couple in dodgy videos I'd be worried I'd get lost in.Mr C

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    she.... innie' he.... prefer 'tidy', so guess thats an 'innie' name? 'Gemima' (the vagina).....?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Whether I am an innie or an outie.   I was asked the other day by a guy whether I had a big clit or not. I told him I didnt know because we girls dont compare sizes like guys do.   Names: My mum called it a mary jane or a fanny. Off the top of my head I cant think of any. I did see the Vagina monologues and they used the word cxxx and it really didnt seem too bad.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    va ja jay,kikina,minge ..I loathe the word pussy,love the word cunt...say it right and it is onomatopoeiac....juicy,lush.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    the cutest name i have heard was "lady garden"just frollicking in the lady garden.....would you like me to pop over and tend to your lady garden ?the lady garden is in need of maintenancemannicuring the lady gardenwhich reminds me...best make an appointment....just cant say that naughty C word ....but i do love hearing it whispered in my ear......at appropriate times of course....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1) Innie2) I still want to answer even though I'm not a guy.....I just googled outies and some terrified me...so I'm happy with my innie(I'm sure all the women on RHP have gorgeous outies though)3) Flossie always makes me smile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    An outie! It's all out there! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I can't understand why the word is considered an insult. I've never met a cunt I didn't like.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    2 - no preference at all, its not important.3 - clam, nice and simple but makes me crack up every time I hear it referenced as such lol.

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    12 years ago

    as an un-attractive vagina. But Meeks if I was forced not to fence sit and choose I would say the preference would be an innie.I can think of plenty of names that make me cringe but for names that bring a chuckle - bearded clam and vertical smile.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I have no preference but revel in the knowledge that every woman is different . The joy of discovery.... "Munta" & "Flower" are 2 names I know , amongst many others ;) Always up for "Cleopatra's Grip"- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    linguini and clams,the imagery of a limp noodle being pushed into a tightly shut clam,is not a good one

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    many to choose from, not sure till I try them all, reading from left to right I do like number 23.Meeka perhaps we can see yours here so we may judge for ourselves.... as for a name love mussel and bearded clam

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    For an outie..Though the fact remains, if I'm besotted by it's owner, it quickly becomes unimportant.I'm a little over seeing bald ones though..

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    12 years ago

    Your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain'y hidin nothing Your coohie, your flapper You're showing off your snapper   a great song......   No preference for the innie or outie

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    12 years ago

    That is too funny.   I did prefer fanny but i tended to get laughed at so I have been calling it a pussy of late..........It may have to be lady garden from now on though. lol.   I always snicker at Poonani (punani?)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I do have a pic of that but I am sure most people would not be able to see it now that RHP is so bloody conservative. It's not a close up or anything. Mmm maybe I will put one of them up for awhile :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I personally like a cross, I love the look of a nice smooth innie, but it has to have a little pink bit playing peek a boo.... There's nothing worse than going down and having to "draw the curtains"..... I'm not a fan of an amphitheater either, I have to be able to feel the sides lol.... Don't like feeling like I've just thrown a sausage down a hallway..... Funny terms: a wet pussy = a bowl of clam chowder, the bank, party box, old fashioned tv

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm with DG in that I think most guys aren't really that fussed. But I'm sure the term "gateway to her guts" could rate pretty well!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Jeez DG, GB and 14all2C. Funny. I wouldn't want you to waste a stiff sausage by throwing it down a hall way so how about you use the back passage. Get it get it get it? Lol.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I always groan and crack up at the name meat curtains. Ewwww

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include: copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Show us where the the axe man got ya!

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    12 years ago

    Oh yeah, if I had to choose, I prefer an outie..............   BTW, the bigger the clit the better..........Seeing as we are talking about preferances.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Awww, That's a beautiful story DG. :P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yes.....well....noone likes stepping into ones oriface.....😊👍👍

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It's a womb with a view 😛

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    When my ex has the shits with me i would always say to her ......"Can i put my choo choo train in your tunnel....here comes the choo choo train.......chooo choooo"So yeh, i called it a "Tunnel" while yelling out "CHOOO CHOOO!"Wonder if that's why i am single

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    an outtie. I used to think it was weird and ugly when seeing innies in alot of porn... but now I have come to love it, when I posed the question to my partner a couple of years ago, he says he loves how it opens like a flower when he is down there. If you don't mind Meeka can I add a question I am still not clear on? What makes you an innie or outtie? Is it genes, childbirth or age? Does anyone who has not had children have a proud outtie, and vice versa...   And may I say it's about time we focussed on the fannies, pussies and vaginas out there.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think most people refer to an outtie when the inner lips are bigger than the outter lips so they stick out as you stand. I am an innie because I am nearly packaged away so you can't see anything as I am standing. I would say its just the way you are born. But I am no doctor so don't take my word for that. ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Apparently, and no doubt due to the porn industry women can have surgery to correct this so that the inner lips do not stick out. Same for anal bleaching! We are not all pink or white down there! If you don't believe me go bend over in front if a mirror. We may not be baboons but for some of us it's close. Lol

  • MissSarahCurious

    MissSarahCurious

    12 years ago

    I met an hilarious man once who said there were two defining factors to every vagina, puffiness and flap pines. I think I'm moderate on both but one inner labia is more prominent than the other. I wish men would stop latching onto that one and stretching it out and work on the other instead, I'd like to even them up! As for the funniest name, I think it was a charming former poster who may have changed his name but I'll always remember him as The One who mentioned a natural progression from the word pussy, to pusey, then it became Gary Busey LOL xx Sarah

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm an innie....and I am very happy with how mine looks I watched a show last year about a guy that was doing a project to show just how diverse women's vaginas (vulvas actually) are, because so many women are worried about how they look down there, and women don't generally compare themselves with other women and talk about it among themselves like men do. This guy recruited women volunteers and made plaster casts of their vulvas and then put on an exhibition of all them when he finished. It was pretty amazing to see how different they can be!!And it's probably not the funniest name I've heard but the name that cracks me up all the time is 'love cave'...it's just so corny lol.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Apparently, and no doubt due to the porn industry women can have surgery to correct this so that the inner lips do not stick out. Same for anal bleaching! We are not all pink or white down there! If you don't believe me go bend over in front if a mirror. We may not be baboons but for some of us it's close. Lol Yep the surgery is called labiaplasty and a lot of women are having it done because they feel so insecure about how they look and they get negative comments from family and guys (largely due to porn etc.). I watched this show where a young girl of only about 20 had it done, they showed the actual procedure and her recovery afterwards....it literally made me cringe and cross my legs. Awful that women that young - or any age really - feel like they have to take such drastic measures to 'fit in' with what they think society expects

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    When I stand it's all in there but when I am doing the biz it's like a butterfly/flower petals... and do we have a gyno in the house? Would be quite handy. We are all born with innies I think... then its either genes, age or childbirth that changed them. Perhaps some of the guys can say, I just don't remember back to before I had kids as to whether I was as flappy as I am now, although I don't think so. Are there any guys who had childhood sweethearts and they would go down on them and found that that the vagina changed with age or with childbirth?   Yes I watched that doco too... was very cool seeing so many differently shaped and sized (as in flaps guys!!) vaginas, that poor girl looked like she went through hell.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1. Pass2. Don't care3. Funny, Hairy chequebookand 2 bonus answers,Childish, Vag ay JayGross, Gutted Rabbit

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' va ja jay,kikina,minge ..I loathe the word pussy,love the word cunt...say it right and it is onomatopoeiac....juicy,lush.Please xplane??

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    So long as they smell good, they taste better.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Outies, god damn yes, and if they are waxed even better, oh and sausage wallet, lol.

  • blueballs212

    blueballs212

    12 years ago

    my dear, you have a lovely angina.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bahaha never heard that one before... Think I would lose it laughing if someone asked me to lick their vertical bacon sandwich haha. I have always been with girls with have outies, and I like the fact there is more to play with. But I don't think I would care what kind of meat was in the sandwich as long as the dessert was good :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    2. Innie, as it looks nicer to me ( although I'm not going to say no to either ). 3. Semen receptacle.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    mini, snapping turtle , flower pot , banana hammock , puchuchu , 70's muff, burger with the lot lol just to name a few...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'mikeandshel' she.... innie' he.... prefer 'tidy', so guess thats an 'innie' name? 'Gemima' (the vagina).....?At least you rememberedthe nickname, lol. Shel.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    McFur Burger....hold the cheese!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Do you want fries with that? Maybe you'll happy with the apple pie...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    My god Meeks, I could sit here all day and say the names I know of. And as for preference it depends on my mood at the time,inny if I want to make love to it with my mouth,, outy when I want to ravish and suck on it. Some of my pet names are vertical smile, wound that never heels,and the one that makes me laugh every time, fish wrinkle,,, LOL

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    to be honest just happy to be there.... haveing said that i do so love a good outty mmmmnnn yummy sounds wrong but cant be to big or to wet..... but return to just being happy to be there and its the women that im with not her bits mmnnnnnn ladie bits droooooolllllllll most girly bit names make me giggle lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hate these seafood references... let's lay the myth to rest... Vaginas do not smell like fish, at least mine never has, and when talking of this subject none of my girl friends have ever had the problem either. If it does, there is a problem and you should go see a doctor... I have it on good authority that at its most pungent it is an earthy, musky, salty-sweet odour/taste.   Good god, maybe we should have put this in the secret womens business...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Question 1 : Pass, Of Course.Question 2 : Outies are my preference. More to taste and play with of course. That said, it's like a guy being cut or not, or being hung or not. Beauty is in the mind of the holder. It's what happens "inside" and then what happens "inside" that counts.Question 3 : Not a silly name, but a name I'll remember forever. We were together for 20 years and I got hard as steel whenever she said "Lick My Moot". Rhymes with foot. And she had a beautiful dark skinned Outie to match her Brunette hair, top and bottom.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "can't be too big or too wet"????? Well that's me fucked then isn't it?.....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23' This guy recruited women volunteers and made plaster casts of their vulvas and then put on an exhibition of all them when he finished. It was pretty amazing to see how different they can be!!I'm not sure if it's the same one, but there's an amazing artwork called "The Great Wall of Vagina" by Jamie McCartney which is made of dozens of plaster casts. It's intriguing to see them all lines up in all their diversity. You can see it at http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.ukThere's also a great doco called "My perfect Vagina" which looks at women's 'relationship' with their fur burgers (thanks Miss Poppins). It's hilarious, sad and moving all at once.For the record, I've had 2 kids vaginally and I have an innie, although if I've had a lot of action or am very aroused, it's more of an outie. I'm also quite fleshy and well padded....Is there a preference for fleshy or bony I wonder?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I too am fascinated with how an innie becomes an outy, and have experienced all different types of vaginas and vulva.   As the parent of two young girls- they are all in... so how and when do things change ?   But so was their mum, until some complications with childbirth, and then she became an outie...   Personally, my preference ? I don't really care as long as things aren't too far off the scale in either direction ( that's usually my way in life )...   And my favourite quote : Tom Goodman refering to Roseanne Barr - " Even a jumbo looks small in the grand canyon!" OUCH!!!   A

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We believe both have their own special appeal. Ha, some of the names we've heard over the years, Snatch, Flange, Bearded Burger, Twat, the list can go on...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am an outie. One of the funniest names.. hairy losoo..- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    As for being an innie or an outie - most men don't care either way, as long as it's there and it does it's job.   My man has nicked named mine "the toy box"   And as for what i have.....i'll never tell, it's simply there and does its job just fine regardles

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Always have a good look. Must say prefer an innie over an outie. They look neat and tidy and am sure a lot easier to shave or wax .. Oh as for names ..the gutted rabbit comes to mind ...lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    For me as long as a vagina is clean and fresh. And if the lawn tidy ill play down there all day. Inny outie or flaps big enough to keep my ears warm they are all fabulous. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mrs B a slight outie best discription I ever heard is "baby maker" just love the discription

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Had one lady recently refer to hers as her "beautiful butterfly" ... and she referred to my penis as the bee stinger.... Insert "small prick" joke here.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    When not turned on: innie. But otherwise...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm an innie. Q2 was a request from a male viewpoint, but I'm going to answer it anyway... When I'm with a girl that I'm attracted to I don't care as long as she is clean (and I like the bald 'skin on skin' connectivity). I think vagina's (or whatever the descriptor) are divine. Every woman should love her 'bits n bobs'... LOL

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MissPoppins' The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include: copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar so Vagina is a relatively new name for the holiest of holes.It's the Venus fly trap that cracks me up. lol, lmao, flmao, pmsl,haha,hehe, screaming with laughter, sorry Whispering out loudly with laughter.Thank you MissPoppins, now i can spend all day thinking about pussy.Mado xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    love to nibble on a outie ! i like pink bits ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I have to say, I'm a big fan of an outtie. the clit is always bigger on an outtie. a lot easier to lick and suck, but having said that an innie always looks the goods. at this point I'm going to say the both have their good point and in or out I'm always going to treat it with the respect it needs!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ever since my daughter was 2 years old she has called her vagina her..."Ladybugs"...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The most I could find is that yes, we are all born with innies as they are not fully developed at birth, then I guess at puberty they start to change and we are blessed with what our genetics bestows upons us, and sex, age and childbirth can also alter the look of the labia...

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Vaginas... Love em'!!! Innie outie...who cares so long as I can lick it and I can enjoy a camel toe slide. Funniest names....hearing it being called a vee jay jay. Others: deposit box, pootytang.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I love Tuscanred's references to "the Y"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    innie or outie, I don't really care. But, I guess if I had to choose, I'd probably like a slight outie... its always fun to nibble on.   unusual name : Penny.... Penny the pussy   I would like my vote to be added to the mounting tally of those wanting to admire Meeka's

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    we just love them all,but they need to be attached to the right person to make them the most inviting.smooth is always nice ,but a little fluff is nice to get lost in.

  • FourgasiM

    FourgasiM

    12 years ago

    Whether innie or outtie all are beautiful in one way or other. We should start a photo comp so people can vote, and then we will see what's hottest. Best name I heard for them is 'mans kryptonite'. I know I go all weak for them.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Pardon the pun... because as a guest, I have no idea what she has on her main profile pic.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Saskia I LOVE your openness and confidence. I imagine your vagina looks (and tastes) glorious! :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am very flattered. Open yes, I don't know about confident, but I'm getting there, I do know that before I came on sites such as these, there were some things about myself that I thought were a little weird, whether they be sexual acts I had been thinking about (particularly about having more than one man in my bed) or things about my body I didn't like... but there are so many open minded, helpful and kinky people on here. I found that I didn't deserve the judgement I had found from people in RL. If all people were as honest and open about their feelings the world would be a much better place.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    after hearing the documentary mentioned, I googled it "perfect vaginas" and gave it a watch.I'm so glad I did - such an eye opener with the variety of looks, but also made me sad with what some women are willing to undergo (both labia and hymen surgery)Thanks peeps

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It's not a picture of my poonani although you can see it in this particular profile picture. I can't see the picture either because I am a guest. Time to change it back I think.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I love the pic with your smile in it, you are a very attractive lady, I can see why so many men are eager to lose their inhibitions with you.   Miss Poppins, it's a fantastic doco isn't it, makes you realise just how different we all are, as much as alot of men think it would be pretty cool that all women were clones of Pammy Anderson, I think if they really thought hard about it, they are pretty glad we are all very different.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ...and Heaven's Gate!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Absolutely loved it and it also helped me feel more confidant about my own, after a little mirror inspection hahaJust to increase my ummm education and awareness, I am now watching the male equivalent called:"My Penis And Everyone Else’s" You know, knowledge is power and all that

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Anytime you'd like an extra man in your bed Saskia, drop me a line! ;)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Its all about taste and smell 4 guys , a big cilt is a bonus , but at the end of the day ,as long as the guy who is eating it , guess wat Enjoy

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    2. Boys do you have a preference. Innie or outie? And why? A) both Why) love nibbling on the outie for fun and teasing both with mouth and fingers, I find that I'm always playing with the outie, just as long as they are not too far out, nice lips are wonderful to photograph too, has that extra sensual appeal. The innie is more for probing tongue and fingers, so it more of an internal thing vs external. Bottom line both are vrey nice to play with and so as long as it is wet, it's playtime. 3. What is the funniest name you have heard for a vagina? For example- axe wound. :PI heard womaen refer to it as their JayJay, "V", MaryJane, or course pussy and kit kat... the funniest is or one that was to the point she called it her "man killer"... because she could move the inner muscle and make a man cum in no time.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    There`s a fine line , between inner and outer ,i would like 2 like them both......lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Another interesting doco. Will def check it out, just for research purposes of course

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Funny, gross (the surgery bits ewww), and fascinating all rolled into one. I really want to know what happened to the American guy post surgery. His new gf was just ridiculous, he said he had 7 inches length and 6and a half girth, isn't that quite normal? I can't find the tape measure at the moment, but seems pretty normal to me, and he wants to go risk it all with penis enlargement??? I do think the host made a fatal mistake in asking the 4 women to model their perfect penises in clay... they were all above average size, in hindsight most of them looked at their masterpieces and said they probably didn't need that much, I think he should probably have had them in seperate rooms, I think their may have been some peer pressure influencing the outcome, heaven forbid another women might comment on my dream penis being a little on the small side!! What do you think? The host had a 3 and a half inch penis, but at the end of the show it came out that that was on a flop, I would have liked to know what it measured hard. OMG those men who had injected their penises with grease and vaseline and stuff and ended up with deformed penises... That just takes the cake! Men rejoice in what you have and love it... Cos we do, honest.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1. Innie2. Does it really matter?3. I love English slang for it: Clunge!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've never seen so many penises in one room before, so what do they call a collective? Penii, or is it like a group name, flock of cocks, herd, mob... God I love how these posts can go completely off topic. *scrolling up* Shit I just realised it was a thread about how Meeka was sick to death of penis threads... Ooops sorry, I was just really fascinated and wanted to give some feedback on the doco, and couldn't justify opening another thread about bloody cocks. Well we were saying a few threads back that we just LOVE COCK. Now back to vaginas...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Maybe....A hung of penisesA poke of peniiA pleasure of penisesA thatch of vaginasA clutch of vaginasA seduction of vaginasI'm sure there are heaps of better ones out there. Those just off the top of my head....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Has another benefit.....new ears!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Excellent, fun post. Well done Meeka :) 1) Innie, quite like it, though belly fat makes the whole area a little more fleshy than I'd like. Working on that! 2) Pass, 3) Map of Tassie ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If someone mentions they name theirs BLUE WAFFLE....I'm out of here!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MsPurr' Maybe....A hung of penisesA poke of peniiA pleasure of penisesA thatch of vaginasA clutch of vaginasA seduction of vaginasI'm sure there are heaps of better ones out there. Those just off the top of my head....A GANGBANG OF Penises...A GAG of PenisesA GOBFULL of PenisesA PARLIMENT of VAGINAS - haha lets rule the world!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am a fan of the tiny slit, smooth and very inviting...... a strange name that I have heard a few times is Beef Curtains, I prefer Angus unlike one tasting like fish.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i have an outie its something i was embarrased about for alot of years growing up i missed out on alot of head put it that way now i have eaten and seen a pussy or two i no longer hold back theres worse than mine out there!! i prefer an outie as i know how to work one better hehe but like its been said before ill take what i get! i like the names snatch gash moot minge. but im more likely to whisper I'm gonna taste your cunt in ones ear over im gonna lick your snatch lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Love a bit out Name: V Dub bonnet - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Splicey

    Splicey

    12 years ago

    I find innies weird to be honest, but I'm guessing it's purely based on that I don't have an innie.Innies make me think of younger girls and I'd rather not associate that look with an adult act or feeling. But the same can be said for fully bald and just because a vagina doesn't have hair on it doesn't make it belong to an underage girl. I've always use the correct words, such as vulva and vagina so find most words a little weird, especially 'va-jay-jay' it's just so oprah hahahaI find words like 'flower' or 'bud' to be the funniestMrsSplicey

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