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Vaginas!

January 07 2013

I am sick of seeing yet another thread about a penis. It's time to elevate the vagina. So here are some questions. 1. Ladies - are you an innie or an outie? I myself just have a small slit when I am standing 2. Boys do you have a preference. Innie or outie? And why? 3. What is the funniest name you have heard for a vagina? For example- axe wound. :P Meeka {()}

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Out all the way!   Asked my lover what he thought and he just replied "Sexy"   Names: Pipoka, Peppina, Punany

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    What if we put all these vaginas together, How big would the hole be?Mado

  • Chillymofo

    Chillymofo

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'BexxxAss69' i have an outie its something i was embarrased about for alot of years growing up i missed out on alot of head put it that way now i have eaten and seen a pussy or two i no longer hold back theres worse than mine out there!! i prefer an outie as i know how to work one better hehe but like its been said before ill take what i get! i like the names snatch gash moot minge. but im more likely to whisper I'm gonna taste your cunt in ones ear over im gonna lick your snatch lol I LOVE em all, but REALLY love outies - whole lot more you can do and explore!Oh, but i dont have an outie - My Queen has an outieI have a penis!Crap did i just turn this into another Cock Thread?Sorry Meeks!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Thanks Meeka for this Thought Provoking fun Topic:) Honestly it never occured to me to think about my Vagina other than it's Function how it changes through the Month how much I adore it being Pleasured.. I never even knew until now about them being referred to as Innies 0r Outies We can learn something new everyday on The Forums it seems .What mine is I'll share with My Lovers Always nice to keep something in reserve.I've only had compliments so far . That works for me and all Concerned.. I like the Name Roxy if I were going to be bothered giving it a Name ...Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I hope she can hold onto her lunch. Aren't we due for another 'penis size' thread about now?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bet my clit is bigger than yours. ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    There's already two of them. One from blaze, the other had something to do with chauvinism or something lol 😊

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1. N/A2. Love all vaginas dearly but with a slight preference for an untidy, luscious outtie. No one has mentioned pubic hair?... I do get a bit of a thrill when a see a lovely rich forest!!3. Definitely "Vajayjay"...Lolz!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    not likely chicky an i got ball that clang too

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I like outties. I dunno why.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Twinkle :)   Fanny :(

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Gawd, I'm watching The Perfect Vagina and I just cried when that gorgeous young woman had her labiaplasty :( Especially given the number of men who said they love outies on the other thread in here.   Sad, sad, sad.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm an innie and become transiently an outie after sex. My pussy has been called a puppy and I found that quite cute especially when he says I wanna stroke the puppy but I guess it will sound quite wrong if he starts saying I wanna fuck the puppy. Hahaha!I enjoyed watching the Perfect Vagina. Witty and insightful. I think the perfect vagina is when your man feels perfect after he makes love with you/your vagina.

  • tantric101

    tantric101

    12 years ago

    "The Perfect Vagina" is a good documentary. From what I can remember women who were undergoing surgery were basing there ideas on what was attractive based on what they see in porn. Its sad that people feel less than perfect because of some external influence.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    If the Vagina gets chilli oil in it, have the Lady bend over the bath tub then insert a funnel,next pour milk in and wait for a while.So i have heard.Mado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    They each have their own beauty - i love outie's myself lots to play with !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A beautiful flowering outie!!!   The outie has been amazing everytime Ive been lucky enough to come across one.   From the first time with someone new, touching down there to reveal (my opinion) pure sex. Knowing that Im going to go down on the big wet lips for the rest of the night and have myself in between them is hard to beat for me.   Dont know if anyone else agrees or can give feedback (girls) but outies in my experience have always been a lil bit more sexual than an inny girl? I always thought it may have been due to more stimulation as an outie, being out and about all the time...might sound silly?   Just so happens I was lucky enough to fall in love and got married to an Outie that was attached to my wife : ) We call her "Mussie"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hahahaha I love this thread......Do guys have a preference to a vagina? I remember driving in the car with a few mates one day and I asked "so when you go for a woman do you guys go for boobs bum legs etc"? My one mate said he loved boobs, and not the regular sizes , he was into the bigger than double F types. I said I was into legs, and usually good legs are attached to a good bum. My one mate kept quiet, so I asked him the question again. " I am a pussy man! As long as it has a pussy I will go for it!.....So maybe some of us have no preference at all. I don't really have a preference, however I did have a girlfriend with a super outtie and the tiniest clitoris I had ever seen. Having an outtie made her very self conscious and clean obsessed, this lead to many UTI's for her, which makes me think. Is it more of a self conscious thing like men with their members?

  • hellsxc

    hellsxc

    12 years ago

    I Spose it's one thing a man likes and doesn't have much of a preference on.... I think the outies give a higher sexual stimulation... but maybe it's just me... always sooooo Damn wet !!!!! ; D "heaven in an ocean of sweetness"- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm with you Meeka....standing up my heavenly gates are closed, like a beautifully packaged birthday present waiting to be unwrapped. And I'm also a big punter for the bush....bald fannies gross me out. Ive got young daughters and i don't want my clacker resembling their little wee wees!! So for me, its smooth and slick underneath and all womanly-like on the front. Bring back the bush! Bring back the bush! (Come on....chant it with me) Bring back the bush!! :-)

  • newdimension

    newdimension

    12 years ago

    Love a outtie something to play with in my mouth ,,dont like a bum crack that goes from back to front like most innies look likeJust my prferance and my ex was a outtie at 14 before she had kids lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Innies that gently open up when aroused like a closed flower opening in the sun... Jessica jaymes has my all time favorite!! It's so spectacular!!! Funniest name I ever heard was "a gutted rabbit" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If it counts for anything, I think an innie is more aesthetic....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Innie or outie, im not racist....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'ilovesmoo' Innies that gently open up when aroused like a closed flower opening in the sun... I love your poetic description.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    i have no preference when it come to innies or outies as for names the bloodhound gang song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Has some funny ones for both members few examples are; Ham Wallet, Oyster ditch, Gut Locker, Pudding hatch, and Squish Mitten.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think lots of girls are probably self conscious about their vaginas. You see them all so pretty and pink in porn.... But there are so many variations shapes and sizes and colours. I don't I have ever been pink? Although it gets darker with age I think

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    LOL. I am sure your clacker would never look like a little girls wee wee. 😂 I have started to bring back a landing strip or bit of bush above too. Bored with the bald eagle or freshly plucked chicken look. 😉

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Definitely outie for me...No such thing as an ugly vagina. It's not something attraction is based on, but maybe an added bonus if your preferences are met.It is interesting to see the varied preferences.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    First of all great thread, why aren't we talking more about the ladies, lol. My personal preference would be a innie, looks a lot more neat and that is important for me when going down on a girl. Don't know if funny but the most random name I have heard for a vagina is "lady gaga".

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I have a smallish outie and started a thread like this last year, to guage men's opinions on innie outtie'ness :)   I was so suprised how many men loved outies, probably 8/10.....if only women knew this before their surgeies to make their pussies neat and tidy.....according to porn...and that is R rated porn not X, (since so many stars model for both, they often have their lips tidied).....as you can show front on vagina in R rated, or MA like playboy...but no external lips are to be showing........WTF, talk about weird, I wanna meet the guy who made that law? Talk about giving us a complex!!!   The vagina is SO misunderstood , I almost feel sorry for her...maybe I should start a movement to educate people on vagina's. Men are mostly educated by old wives tales and gossip etc. External labia are genetic, not as one man in my old thread though , caused by too much fucking ( no really he thought that!) Some men also thought the more you fuck the looser your vagina got, yup when you use those muscles they shrink and slacken , as opposed to ALL other muscles.   Innie outtie love your bits ladies, men love ladies that love themselves :)   mr Del has a HUGE preference for outie!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    We sat around on a construction site on a rainy day one day when i pulled out a blank piece of paper and a en and started writting down names by which we refer to vaginas... Before too long there were 35 guys crowded around my table, hurling words at me to write down... We ended up with 96 names...not all which i can remember now but a few i do and will share: ....cunt, pussy, gutted possum, pig bite, bile rack, play ground, smoo, front bum, gash, honey pot, bearded clam, oyster, Oh i have a mental block now.... Lol Have a great day everyone.

  • AboutTime70

    AboutTime70

    12 years ago

    Hmm, I've heard that some that are (or have become) extra, extra 'outie' can make intercourse difficult for one or both parties. I gather a surgeon can alleviate this but I dont' really wanna check out the most extreme versions that Google Images can deliver. Personally, I don't really prefer TOO much of an 'innie', as there is less to enjoy during cunnilingus :-) Overall though, if we 'fit together' just right, I'm not really concerned about exterior appearance in that area :-)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Other than my personal opinion, as to the question. They both have the ability for getting anything that they wish.In the name of science I have taken this matter for documented records to a survey, to the streets.I have randomly selected women, every time I see one, having them show me their vagina for to see either a inni or outy.Unfortunately, to date there is no statistics for comparison, or an average. I forgot to take a pen.Mado

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    i have a little OUTY   and love the look of Both

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mine is nice and tidy.. very inviting!!!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Just reading about all of them is boner inducing :) I love them all, and best of all the slow opening of the flower as she gets turned on... Pink cheque-book. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • smo669

    smo669

    12 years ago

    They are all beautiful

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i like an open one, with big lips hanging down, have taken a few pics of different ones, there are a lot of variations,, all beautifulhairy oyster , opening for a bright young lad fuck hole

  • VillainNVixen

    VillainNVixen

    12 years ago

    Love an outie. More scope to play with. Really though, "its how you use it!!!".   No new names but I think Gemima from mikeandshel gets my originality award.   What name do all you gorgeous ladies prefer. I am looking for education on the most popular options. Pussy makes me cringe and cxxt is a good chance to put off 50% of the ladies out there. I dont need to lower my odds!!

  • WineDineN69

    WineDineN69

    12 years ago

    Well i'm in the mind set that all pussy is good pussy, A few different names I use cheese burger, map of tassie, love nest, Custard pit, Love tunnel, Box, snatch, and the list goes one.Strictly speaking, what you're referring to is called a vulva, not a vagina. The vagina is the internal part smarty!!!But the real thing i look for is the gap between the legs thats a real turn on but another topic all together.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1. N/A 2. No preference at all on the design. Must be eatable determined by taste. (bad run latley!) 3. Map of Tassy. Maybe with the Franklin River as the slit. Now thats patriotic.

  • AboutTime70

    AboutTime70

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Saskia72' "Are there any guys who had childhood sweethearts and they would go down on them and found that that the vagina changed with age or with childbirth?"Is there a gyno in the house? Oh what the hell: "I'm not an expert but I'll have a look at it for you..." Has someone dropped that in already?Anyway, I can shed a bit of light on the 'before & after' question. I have a partner who I was involved with a couple of year before she had the first of her 2 kids. After her divorce some years later, we were in a relationship again. I noticed that her inner and outer labia were a bit more 'out', but nowhere near the point that it interfered with our love-making. I also noticed that her vagina itself was a lot more 'relaxed', which changed the experience significantly for me. No, I have never said anything about this with her since, and probably never would unless SHE raised the topic and we were talking about mutual exercises to help our love life. :-)

  • AboutTime70

    AboutTime70

    12 years ago

    This one is a bit crook, but 'gutted rabbit' comes to mind. It would take an especially confident, progressive woman to use that name, even in jest. I've known one or two of them though.... ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Vaginas are like a beautiful fleshy Orchid flower.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A mate of mine once said to a stripper..... 'Show us the lips your mummy doesn't kiss.....' I laughed my head off... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DonnaBrett

    DonnaBrett

    12 years ago

    Doesn't matter whether they're innies or outies so long as they are disease free and smell & taste yummy...don't want any funky gynies thank you!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    People worry so much about their junk! In / out, big / small.... If the person attached to it is awesome then it doesn't matter in my opinion.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm an outie with large labia, anyone like that?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    lol!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hand's OneEmerald a dainty little mirror.~smiles~

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Since last time some thing like this was posted I truly don't have a preference innie or outie as long as you don't have to watch where your walkingAs for names unsure about funniest depending on situation but I have called ita bird or paradise (and I the humming bird)a tongue gymIn a sort of cliche- I'd follow that snail trail any whereorI sure wouldn't put salt on her snailWith my kids its called a squidgy for now

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    In and out both sound great, depending on the position. I love it when I'm on top and the guy slides his dick back and forth along my wet slit just teasing as he's about to enter, oh god! But once he's in, there's nothing better than the sensation of being pounded or of riding that hard, hardware ;) I'm outie when I'm alone though, never quite got the hang of hunting for the G.Funniest name i heard for the V is Calamputay which roughly translates to cootch that needs to be tickled/rubbed/stroked, hahaha =D

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The vagina does change its physical appearance after pregnancy and delivery, the labia minora thins out and even disappears, while the labia majora "turns itself out" losing its mucosa (like the inner lining of our cheeks) and taking on the texture of skin. Also the lips look more open than they did prior to delivery.As for the sheath itself, it can distend or shrink depending on the hormonal levels. So after birth, the vagina may go back to its original tightness depending on the damage done to the pelvic floor and the reapir done post delivery--so Kegel's are important ;)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I have absolutely no particular preference! Love 'em all! The individual that it is attached to can make the difference anyway! YUMMY!I think I'd rather be nibbling and licking than necessarily doing the deed!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It easy to tell the difference. One is pretty and neat, the other is hanging. I really love neat clean pretty vaginas. I do think that pretty girls have pretty vaginas, although I know a chick who has a fairly rough head but a beautiful vagina. I fuck her a lot, I wouldn't if her vag was ugly.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sorry funniest names, Judy and Gouda. Don't ask, nothing to do with cheese.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I just realized lately that I love vaginas. Wanna here it from you ladies. ;)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hi all, Yes definitely would never turn any vj down, but I prefer a nice bit of lip to suck on and tickle! ;) Funniest name would be Foof lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Haha you have found nice words...lol... Do you know is that inni or outie of yours?.. lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Show us where the good lord split ya. I like to put my Love Muscle into her Love muscle reciprocator...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    2. Innie.. look cute ..I havent came across outie yet (is there any gal up here who is ready let me taste her outie? )   3. lips down under, downtown lobby

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    theres some hot innies and ugly innies, likewise outies.depends on the vagina in question. as long as it's neatly kept and doesnt look like a tunnel into oblivion then its fine. nor are beef curtains very aesthetic

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Asked on the weekend if women compared/discussed flanges the way men supposedly compared wangs... the answer was no, but the group was small so it would be interesting to see what the wider audience thought.   Anyway... in answer to OPs questions:   2) Preference is an outie because I find it more fun when going down on the lady (all day sucker comes to mind). Ultimately an innie or outie is irrelevant as long as the person in possession is a goodie.   3) Flange... physically pissed myself when I first hear it from a very posh lady when I was a very young man. Also like the Taco definition... Tightly Packed Taco for the innie and Badly Packed Taco for the outie.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I can honestly say women never compare their pink bits!!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Do men always compare their wangs? Is it really a sign of your masculinity?? ;-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    To me and outie is where your inner lips are bigger than the outer lips. An innie is neat and tidy and tucked away, therefore inner lips much smaller. As LRE says... Grab your hand mirror and have a look. Google images. ;-)

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