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What's going on???
June 03 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey beautiful Roxxy Here I was thinking it was just me seeing that ....phew....so glad Im not alone. Ive been back for less than 48 hours and have noticed the same thing (and many familiar faces). Maybe the 'young ones' are all out actually getting sex than talking about it?? Hmmmmmmmm Kisses Focus
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
Gawd I hope that rules me out of Roxxys boring 50's club!.The thing is Roxxy....some of us talk about sex and indulge...mmmmm........some just talk about sex and intelletectulise it....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will we be requiring Lolly gobble bliss bombs for this thread Roxxy? Cheers Felonius....donning Hard hat and safety glasses.
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RHP User
13 years ago
really you will be needing the "Full House" Krissy. Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Maybe two that way my hands wont be able to get to the keyboard. May as well make it three.I don't know they're here, Roxy, but I'm glad they are.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Cheers Felonius....donning Hard hat and safety glasses.Actually Felonius, Roxxy would kinda like that... less talk more action
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm not going worry my pretty little head about it Roxxy. The way things are going there will only be three or four people left in the forums capable of reading the self-indulgent cliquey drivel. If someone's willing to make up the numbers with multiple profiles it will probably extend the forum's life for a little longer, so we're all winners!! Aren't we?
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RHP User
13 years ago
mmmmmmmm candy Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Felonius you stirrer you!!! Can we get some vino with that??? Morticiaaa you know me sooo well lol Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
JG would you get rid of the Datto already!!! Get a decent car....I hear the old EH is good ;-PPP Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yep Roxy,you caught me out,they are all mex Hugs Sibyll
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RHP User
13 years ago
She seems like that kinda girl...lo..l All business no buggerising around. How have you been anyway mate, don't see you posting much.Did you see Focus has ridden back into town, saw her horse tied up down at the cantina.Could be murder round these here parts if Roxxy and Focus team up....lolCheers Felonius
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cheers, thanks for asking Felonius...it's lovely to see you here too As it happens, I am "family free" tonight....so I have some time to while away on the forums. And YES I did see Focus slip back into RHPTown.....yippee! But yeah Felonius....Focus and Roxxy: a wicked combination!
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RHP User
13 years ago
it is nice to have all different ages on here, different experiences that all have had or want to have or fantasies to live out maybe they have sat in silence for a long time and just read all the garbage some have put up here (including my self) and think it is time to open up be seen be heard and maybe just maybe bring back the older ways say what you want on here and every one respect others thoughts than being ridiculed over the past week I have gone back through the years and there was a lot more courtesy then than there is now and just respect for others posts wether they agreed to it or not as yet I have found none where some one was put down so much by what others said that they left the forum… In all there was just far more respect for others thoughts and feelings I am happy they are here, hope they stay even more so carry on with there input Good on all you ladies no matter your age or any thing else for that matter
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RHP User
13 years ago
all these lovely ladies have had there playmates for sometime now with the transit of Venus happening they are changing over there partners and on here in search of some fresh meat and fun it would be a shame to see them go if they indeed find a new playmate and disappear again!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I havent slipped in anywhere in a long time....come in guns blazing maybe...you two should know I am not a quiet person lol Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll let your comment slide seeing you haven't been about for long! But believe me when I say the forums of old were far from boring!! If they have been sitting back knitting, then I wish they'd go back to it. Cause they are boring as bat shit!!! Yep we have plenty of ladies over 50 around for ages and they have been hot, sexy, gorgeous, witty women. But this new batch...borrrinnngggg!!!! Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Heedlesshorseman' over the past week I have gone back through the years and there was a lot more courtesy then than there is now and just respect for others posts wether they agreed to it or not as yet I have found none where some one was put down so much by what others said that they left the forum… In all there was just far more respect for others thoughts and feelings Yeah, back in the good 'ol days you refer to here, we didn't ever feed the trolls. And yet here we are, all doing that right now. Not that it can really be avoided. Go into any forum, and there they are. It's like an all-pervading stench of negativity and self-indulgent rubbish. .. As JG says, give it time. Soon there won't be many left, old forum members or new ones. Those who have gone, come back, gone, or just those with profiles as fake as their confidence levels. And those of us who have been around here long enough to say they remember when the forums were genuinely enjoyable, will just sit back as I do these days, wondering when these people all started reading their own press and actually believing it! . It's rank. It smells really bad. It's unattractive. It's boring and uninspiring and oh so small-minded. But as I have always said here, there's a place for every kind of person in this forum. Even the stupid, the ignorant and the toxic should be welcome to contribute here. Diversity is a good thing. It opens closed minds. .. Flirty x
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RHP User
13 years ago
I consider myself a really easy going guy that doesn't get worked up over much. But over the course of this weekend you, Roxxy; Meeka; KrissyG and DGT have revealed yourselves to be kind of nasty and batshit crazy! And not the hot kind.
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RHP User
13 years ago
It is because they have all realised that the guys on cougar r*** are not young studs at all but old codgers looking for a 'younger woman' and they have gravitated over to RHP because that is where all the young studs are hanging out. Now all they need it a good hard fuck or two and they will be right. They will then stop taking about it, walk around all day wearing a stooopid grin and forget the knit one purl one conversations. So ladies...all the boring over fifty brigade....less talk and more action luvies...stop bumping your gums and see if you can talk with a mouth full of.......mmmmmm.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nicely said Flirty :-) Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I believe what's coming back to me here is that I should not feed this post but move on quietly past it and say nothing the less any one answers to it the sooner it goes of the header posts within the adult forum page so when some thing is or can be sensitive just leave it be If I am wrong with what I read between the lines then more fool I in many ways your words can be right and considering I am the only one that has said something direct to the post in question you probably are even though it was how and what I thought and felt at the time of posting yet negative to the forum in turn feeding the opposite to what I would like to try and bring forward from the past and to future ways of posting as I didn't experience the past as was not a member but from reading it, would like to see if fun enjoyment, friendly banter etc can return I shall try and change my ways a little and not be so head strong and just jump in H
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RHP User
13 years ago
That's the fun of the forums Heedless you don't have to read them and you don't have to comment....the fact that those above us are chatting about whatever they feel like chatting about means they are enjoying themselves and that to me is a great thread....so off you go if you wish and leave us to chat amugst ourselves or join in. Your choice :-) Hugs roxxy
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
"in turn feeding the opposite to what I would like to try and bring forward from the past and to future ways of posting"On this post alone....blasts from the fun witty banter forum members..Roxxy.Ruby_blossum.FeloniousFossil.KrissyG.Jean_Girard.Morticiaa.Flirty_bi_femthat is up to and including what is showing here at 9.17 pm Sunday evening..I speak only for myself...I have been trying to bring back the witty and a few others have as well from the look of theirposts...seems the fun witty banter folk outnumber the others at the moment.You say you want to bring back what once was???Try going with the flow.....humour not dirge will win the way and the day.
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RHP User
13 years ago
i agreed until you coonfused me with you 2nd post.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes....butter wouldn't melt in that sweet mouth...lol None the less what you say is spot on, there have been a bazillion threads gone south over the time I have been here.Reading past threads is no indicator of what goes on in the sandpit.Heedless, mate, you just need to settle down a bit, contain that humour into more concise posts, at the moment you are coming across as an over excited puppy and pissing all over the place. Relax a bit, be concise, have some fun when its appropriate and you will do just fine.One more thing...FFS don't post "that" pic again please.lol thought I was going to have to start logging out to read the forums.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well, historically, not sure if this would be the case these days, over 50's would have more time on their hands. Also, pre-internet-age women are becoming more proficient with the use of computers and the internet (a mate of mine runs awesome courses teaching the over 50's how to use the internet and how to check if their hubbies are cheating on them. Well, that's not in the syllabus, but it does get asked a bit.) Cougar-town and all the rest of it. Being old is apparently sexy, and it's not just the 20yo blokes looking for someone in their 30's anymore, it's the guys in their 30's looking for 40's etc, therefore you get more women in that age bracket a) knowing how to use the internet and b) knowing there is a market out their for their particular brand of maturity.More of that demographic signing up, and generally women do like to waffle on and get involved in discussion forums, and then you have your perfect storm Roxxy. :)Of course, their opinions would likely be similar having grown up as part of the same generation. My mum is 56 and holds many of the same opinions I've read on here.
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RHP User
13 years ago
... question again??? Blimey the topic keeps a changin'! Don't you worry your pretty little head rosy, the "mid-life crisis" can be soooo much fun (well tis my experience anyway). KK x
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RHP User
13 years ago
... stupid phone. That was roxxy (not rosy) - a thousand pardons :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
... my zimmer frame reading PBG's post! Best trot off to my computer class (been using them for over 30 yrs!). Now for a blue rinse & hip replacement (gotta look good for my next date!) ;-) xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not sure whether to put my toe into the sandpit (mixed metaphors) ...Here goes: I'm me, Rox. One identity.Hesione/Sybill is someone else. Pure co-incidence - must be the planets aligning, Venus transiting.I could generalise about 40+ women being afraid of reaching menopause/ turning 50/ or somesuch but that is so broad, so unfair, so derogatory. There is an air of anger and impatience seeping through some of the posts. Is the bullying tone necessary? Why the intimidation? Diversity and freedom of opinion. I chose to contribute, even at the risk of being ridiculed.Please play nicely.Rox
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' I consider myself a really easy going guy that doesn't get worked up over much. But over the course of this weekend you, Roxxy; Meeka; KrissyG and DGT have revealed yourselves to be kind of nasty and batshit crazy! And not the hot kind. You're also lumping each thread that you can't bang on in , into the one. Getting personal much?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Don't want to waffle - so succinct-ednes is key.... ;)2. Flirty - great last line on a wow post... :)2b :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love how most of the men have come to the boring ducks defense. That's really cute. Neptune what is your problem buddy??? Like I said to heedless if you don't like the thread don't read it!!! Life really is that easy. But one thing Neptune. Thanks for keeping it short :-) Hugs roxxy FOCUS.....WHOOOHOOOOOO COME HERE AND LET ME GRAB YOUR BOOBIE
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Hanna_ybbn
13 years ago
Could not be bothered with the bashing part of this topic but rather back to the actual topic posted - I personally have found the contributions from the more 'mature' amongst us,be they male or female, have been insightful and well structured for the most part. I'm one of these dreadfully awful people who believes you can learn something from everyone - even if you don't always agree, it's great to keep an open mind and respect the views of others.Gee, might learn something!All for the older chicks on the forums and thanks Hanna xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey Drift, I tell you your posts are too long and I don't think everyone is that interested or fascinated by what we say so we should keep it short. And in response you call me boring, self indulgent, dumb, nasty, bat shit crazy and ugly. Now do you really feel that is a reasonable response Drift? Truth hurts buddy I know, not everyone is interested in what you say. That is life get over it and move on. There is no reason to be so nasty. In short, get over yourself you dickhead!
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RHP User
13 years ago
NEVER!!! Sexy, little minx more like ;-) xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
KK, I said pet, I said love.... You need to be careful those Zimmerman frames are dangerous! In addition to the above he insinuated that I have the attention span of a 14 year
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RHP User
13 years ago
KK, I said pet, I said love.... You need to be careful those Zimmerman frames are dangerous! In addition to the above he insinuated that I have the attention span of a 14 year old! Gasp cheek of the youngsters. Lol I have to say Roxxy you are being a little harsh aren't you? I don't mind peo
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RHP User
13 years ago
KK, I said pet, I said love.... You need to be careful those Zimmerman frames are dangerous! In addition to the above he insinuated that I have the attention span of a 14 year old! Gasp cheek of the youngsters. Lol I have to say Roxxy you are being a little harsh aren't you? I don't mind what ages peo
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RHP User
13 years ago
KK, I said pet, I said love.... You need to be careful those Zimmerman frames are dangerous! In addition to the above he insinuated that I have the attention span of a 14 year old! Gasp cheek of the youngsters. Lol I have to say Roxxy you are being a little harsh aren't you? I don't mind what ages peoole are and of course each generation will have a different writing style and opinions. That's all right isn't it? I don't think the forums are dull because of the age groups. Maybe there are older people contributing these days?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shit sorry... Can't work these new dangled phones! :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is it me or have the girls synchronised their menstruations? Where's the kiddie pool filled with jelly? low joule of course. Most of you probably have diabetes or something by now.Holy fucknuckle am I menstruating too?RA
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't care what ages people are either. I've just noticed a lot of 50+ women since I've been back that are boring with their writings....there have always been all different ages on here and it's been great. Now the new batch are all around the same age, all saying the same thing, all saying it the same way...really made me wonder if it was one person....bring on the over 50 ladies with a mind of their own......ohhh and Rox. Bring on menopause Hun cause I'm looking forward to it!!! Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
... said re: freedom of opinion & playing nice :-) There does seem to be a great deal of bullying in the forums of late. And the targets are often the gorgeous, sexy peeps. Ahem ... xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
and awaiting the sexy Roxxy's hand/mouth mmmmmmmmm all a quiver now Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm really enoying this thread even though I don't agree with it. I first became acquainted with roxxyrose on the 'Stalky' thread. She came out swinging and I could tell right away that she enjoyed conlict. I have never been ofended by a single thing she's posted. She is bat shit crazy and entertaining. I'm not really sure which of the fifty-something ladies she's talking about as I've never found any of thhem boring but I am sure that she's leased with the response she got from her OP. You're wicked, roxxy, and I love it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are nothing but a slut! . Oh and I do mean that in the nicest possible way!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Handmaiden' It is because they have all realised that the guys on cougar r*** are not young studs at all but old codgers looking for a 'younger woman' and they have gravitated over to RHP because that is where all the young studs are hanging out. Now all they need it a good hard fuck or two (1) and they will be right. They will then stop taking about it, walk around all day wearing a stooopid grin (2) and forget the knit one purl one conversations (3). So ladies...all the boring over fifty brigade....less talk and more action luvies...stop bumping your gums and see if you can talk with a mouth full of.......mmmmmm (4). (1) doing my best.(2) grinning for sure.(3) actually swapping patterns for Heedless' fancy cock dress-up.(4) lick, sip and suck - and that's not Tequila.Rox
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RHP User
13 years ago
on behalf of the Senior Citizens Club .... Quoting 'Hanna_ybbn' Could not be bothered with the bashing part of this topic but rather back to the actual topic posted - I personally have found the contributions from the more 'mature' amongst us,be they male or female, have been insightful and well structured for the most part. I'm one of these dreadfully awful people who believes you can learn something from everyone - even if you don't always agree, it's great to keep an open mind and respect the views of others.Gee, might learn something!All for the older chicks on the forums and thanks Hanna xx Rox
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RHP User
13 years ago
... it's getting a bit messy in the sandpit! Quoting 'RandomAgent' Is it me or have the girls synchronised their menstruations? Where's the kiddie pool filled with jelly? low joule of course. Most of you probably have diabetes or something by now.Holy fucknuckle am I menstruating too?RA Watch out RA, menopause might hit you, too!lolRox
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RHP User
13 years ago
Roxxyrose, running down people who have a different opinion or a different mode of expression is NOT verrry sexxy at all! Sounds like you run the show, or want to control who plays in the sandpit. There's no conspiracy about us "boring old ducks" as you quaintly have called a group of people - presuming that you've included me in there - and the fact that there has been a string of contributions by 50+ aged female RHP members. Perhaps we just contributed in threads that were more serious in tone, from the Original Post onwards - including the one about intellectualised content of posts. Quoting 'roxxyrose' I don't care what ages people are either. I've just noticed a lot of 50+ women since I've been back that are boring with their writings....there have always been all different ages on here and it's been great. Now the new batch are all around the same age, all saying the same thing, all saying it the same way...really made me wonder if it was one person....bring on the over 50 ladies with a mind of their own......ohhh and Rox. Bring on menopause Hun cause I'm looking forward to it!!! Hugs roxxy Menopause can start in 40s through to 60s, roxxyrose. For some, although it's the slowing down and disappearance of menses it is a whole new trial by fire with intense hot flushes, rampant turbulent unpredictable emotions and a whole stack more, of daily joys. For others it's a walk in the park. For some, it also brings a new view of the world, almost an aura of living in a world of Golden Ponds - a calm and retrospective wisdom.Wishing you bonny health and happiness, Ms roxxy-sweetpea.Rox2022
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'rox2022' Quoting 'Handmaiden' It is because they have all realised that the guys on cougar r*** are not young studs at all but old codgers looking for a 'younger woman' and they have gravitated over to RHP because that is where all the young studs are hanging out. Now all they need it a good hard fuck or two (1) and they will be right. They will then stop taking about it, walk around all day wearing a stooopid grin (2) and forget the knit one purl one conversations (3). So ladies...all the boring over fifty brigade....less talk and more action luvies...stop bumping your gums and see if you can talk with a mouth full of.......mmmmmm (4). (1) doing my best.(2) grinning for sure.(3) actually swapping patterns for Heedless' fancy cock dress-up.(4) lick, sip and suck - and that's not Tequila.Rox your using stretchy material there Rox, no way am I ever going to put the poor bugger through the pain of a toilet bloody roll again, laugh or no laugh daft idea, so you just make it nice warm cosy and stretchy and I will be your pal for ever maybe a little bit like dumbo the flying elephant but pink, and I would like eyebrows on it too please no really no nasal hairs ooo nearly forgot a little zipper at the front, but to zip on the outside with protective flap on the inside, had enough of getting caught in zips never seem to know if you was zipping up or down, god forbid you guess wrong so just makes it all more homely this way Oh for ears make round pouches where I can drop my testes into one either side lol and thanks in advance Hx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shit,I just tripped over me zimmer frame again,hang on,just put me teeth back,.....that young stud last night,he said I was such a good ol'girl,....num num num. Love ya work o pugnacious one x Hugs....um wot's me name again...oh yeah....Hesione and all my alters
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RHP User
13 years ago
Rox you nearly got interesting and fun then till you started going on about menopause. Did you know it also starts in your 30s?? If you're lucky that I'd!! Go back to your knitting sweetpea. Ohhh and please don't put a zipper in heedless' bloody elephant cock warmer....we all know that's going to end badly in his excitement Hugs to ya ducky
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RHP User
13 years ago
Where have I ever said I was sexy?? I don't care if I look sexy or not Rox. Actually I could guarantee you in not. So don't waste your time going there deary......WHOOOHOOOO FOCUS HAS HER BOOBS OUT!!!! why am I surprised. She always has her boobs out when I'm around. Love ya boobies baby :-)......Mr Jen that was nice of you to say. I think. Maybe.....Hugs roxxy
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Hanna_ybbn
13 years ago
I actually went through menopause when I was 22 and it lasted until I was 29.Things are not always as you might see them people. Take the blinkers off Hanna xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well, it is full moon time... Quoting 'RandomAgent' Is it me or have the girls synchronised their menstruations?
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Cat505
13 years ago
I see you haven't been answered... It could be as simple as ..that at this point in time there are more outgoing, intelligent, independent 50+ women on here.... Like me..:). Cat
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Cat505
13 years ago
And one more thing...roxxyrose...you make it sound like we are on here because we are desperate and don't have lives.....! I will say one thing..at your age I had the best social life and did not have time for any web based chat site.... So answer me this what's a young sexy girl doing here? ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok Cat all through this I've tried to be tactful and not name names. You have been around for ages so it wasn't aimed at you. Besides look at the pics you have up, they are hot, sexy pics. Just like Funloving, RubyBlossom and others that have been here for a while. You girls have your own mind, you flirt, your hot!!! This new batch have pics that aren't them or they are plain boring granny pics, they say the same shit as the next one and they waffle on....hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
: : : : : : : : : : : : : Oh God just shoot me now!FeloniuslyFeral
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RHP User
13 years ago
That worked well.....NOT Looked good before I posted it...FeloniuslyFrumped
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RHP User
13 years ago
Just catering to a niche market Roxxy....x Hugs H channelling Betty
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RHP User
13 years ago
Irish you'd have to be the cutesy fly I've ever seen....Felonius I think you've been watching to much Simpsons hahaha so Hesione. You tucking your boobs into your skirt yet?? Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Roxy - my boobs are always out for you...and I dont care if you dont think youre sexy I still think youre one of the hottest women I know Handmaiden - yup!! Cause my mother riased me right Menopause in your 30's? God Damn!! Can I have that?? Pretty please?? Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Roxxy honey,if that's what turns you on ,for you anything x Hugs H....all tucked in
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'roxxyrose' Rox you nearly got interesting and fun then till you started going on about menopause. Did you know it also starts in your 30s?? If you're lucky that I'd!! Go back to your knitting sweetpea. Ohhh and please don't put a zipper in heedless' bloody elephant cock warmer....we all know that's going to end badly in his excitement Hugs to ya ducky roxxy....have I really been so mean to you? didn't want to be!! (or you just want to make sure of his safety not to get caught in it) (or the zipppppperrrrrr) to suffer no zip is really chilly at watering time! I can live with that... far better than not having a protective inner flap behind the zipper- that would be nasty and cruelty to animals Neanderthals alike unless you don't mind helping out with a few bandaids - bagses that I can pull them of when healed!!!! some thing tells me if I let you pull them of it would be a cm a day and to endure that pain over 11.5 days I have to put my foot down and say "no more for me chef", but if you guarantee to give one big tug fast and hard we can negotiate mmm your right ref my post - think not many for that kind of a laugh but soon as I find an email contact for RHP will ask for a novelty album, could be fun...maybe
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Cat505
13 years ago
well i do knit....really cute trendy stuff.. just used up some scraps for a cool beret. all my daughters friends want one.. shall i knit you one roxxy.?.. hey headless.. I have on for you..! it has bells and whistle just so i can keep track where u are lol ;) xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Support/SubmitTicket.aspxoryou could always message the RHP_Helpline profile at the top of the Hot Topics. thanks again Mrs PI did see a support one but seemed to be more for technical issuesH
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cat505' well i do knit....really cute trendy stuff.. just used up some scraps for a cool beret. all my daughters friends want one.. shall i knit you one roxxy.?.. hey headless.. I have on for you..! it has bells and whistle just so i can keep track where u are lol ;) xx I sounds fantastic, just want to know if you blow in the whistle does it whistle like the kettles used to or just spitlolgot the bells already just need pouches also these ones are silent, if yours dingle dangle all the betterif a little liner between the two stop them clanging together wwwooo hooooooo - i will knit and purl you more than one(not talking ribs here)keeping track - dont say it's going to be dark, was kind of looking forward to see a bit of sclera flickering around
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tuck those boobs in. Cause it's sexy!!! I tell my kids all the time "when I'm old. Ya know like 50. I'm tucking my boobs into my skirt. Then I'll pick up the fellas!!!" ......heedless I didn't want you to get your little caught in the zipper in all the excitement. I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!! won't try that again Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wow, I was sexy up to 49 and boring at 50....go figure! LOL Secret is out....I came to the forums to bore you all to death! SFxx
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Cat505
13 years ago
hmmm I will have to make it a custome fit job..so I have the tape measure ready. Just explain whats needed.. I have some sparkle wool as well..or glow in the dark.
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
loved the spiderpig
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe women over 50 want some fun? No strings just and no strings and forum suits
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey HHAre you at home atm?I'll just drop over and measure you up to see whether my creation fits snug and tight and whether the zipper flat needs to be adjusted ... not sure where to attach the bells and whistles, though ...Oh! Did you also want different sized ones: - Tall erect Gentleman, looking me in the eye, wearing top hat- Cold, lonely night, just want to shrink back into shell- casual, carefree, just hanging aroundRox
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ladies just a reminder that we are holding our singles only night at couples international this Thursday at 7 pm. Ladies are all free and geta free club membership upon entry ( must be in fact single and not lady of couple to receive free membership) therebare always cute sexy guys here, and remember we are nit all about sex, these singles nights are o meet other singles in a safe environment. Heaps of relationships have been formed on these nights. We open at 7pm and are byo Leesa
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RHP User
13 years ago
Man can roxxy stir the pot !! pmslSadly, what she says is true.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ruthless and toothless aah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Got it all going on there, very snazzy, love the outfit! Cheers Felonius
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
time for the winter clothes
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RHP User
13 years ago
What the hell is your pic...I went in and studied it, enlarged it...is that a dirty foot print in the sand?? .......I'd like to agree with Felonius here and just say HUBBA HUBBA RUBY!!!! Hugs roxxy
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ruby_blossum
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Num,num,num,I was sooo glad it wasn't a gun in that teensy white pocket and you were glad to see me....but can you please return the zimmer frame....afterall you have your ownxHugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'roxxyrose' Tuck those boobs in. Cause it's sexy!!! I tell my kids all the time "when I'm old. Ya know like 50. I'm tucking my boobs into my skirt. Then I'll pick up the fellas!!!" ......heedless I didn't want you to get your little caught in the zipper in all the excitement. I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!! won't try that again Hugs roxxy you was roxxy, hence I was thanking you in a round about way for saying no zipper instead of saying "ssshhhhhh but dont put a protective flap on the inner side" - meaning when i zip up after watering hole i get caught LolSo I was thanking you for being nice and consideratebe a devil, go on try it again whooo hoooo
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cat505' hmmm I will have to make it a custome fit job..so I have the tape measure ready. Just explain whats needed.. I have some sparkle wool as well..or glow in the dark. how are we going to work this one out Cat?some say us men measure all wrong, don't want it too tight so the blood wont flow or he over heats or too loose so it keeps falling in the drinkthere is a nice cafe in east perth, nice quaint place, if you bring your tape, I bring me fella and can measure up after a coffeemy buy seen as your so nice to knit me up a warmer CUSTOM made too gee make me two and I wont only buy you a coffee!one sparkling and one glow in the darkor unless we go over to Claremont beach kids can play while we make hey
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'rox2022' Hey HHAre you at home atm?I'll just drop over and measure you up to see whether my creation fits snug and tight and whether the zipper flat needs to be adjusted ... not sure where to attach the bells and whistles, though ...Oh! Did you also want different sized ones: - Tall erect Gentleman, looking me in the eye, wearing top hat- Cold, lonely night, just want to shrink back into shell- casual, carefree, just hanging aroundRox wow this internet dating is a singe, god knows what every ones compaining aboutI new it was you heheyes i am home you coming round, I'll just pop out for more milk... machine already onif your here before i get back text me will tell you where the hidden key is oh and fire on toodon't stitch the top hat onto it though, if he wants to go bareback he can still put his hat on so in turn he can tip it to all you lovely women on hereseems like christmas is coming early this year if you measure with cold hands, yes you will need two sizes if you warm them up or let me warm them up or let me warm them for you just the one would be goodnow wheres that monicle
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Cat505
13 years ago
See roxxyrose us old chicks have a few tricks up our sleeves...2 coffees and a romp in the sand for a bit of knitting. Lol. We know trades get laid more...just ask the cute man that has measured up for new bedroom blinds every week for the last 6 months..the silly thing he keeps miss placing them and has to come back and re-measure........ Hint hint heedless, ;) Lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have skate board wheels on my zimmer.But i only need that for the young chicks, boilers are easy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm grateful for the older ladies, I had the hottest date last weekend with a lady in her mid 50's. I find ladies of that age have a pretty good idea on most things and don't beat around the bush. They don't seem as uptight and as a rule more adventurous than many of their younger gender. Maybe they just like their actions to speak for them
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RHP User
13 years ago
Boilers just sit there, making negative comments and complaining.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I like to think of myself as over the hill. If your over the hill,you pick up spead. I keep my hormone patches close ,that way I can whack on a few more before I post to forums about old booring as bat shit women. I dont know about that we need toget laid and shut up, but who knows how may men we are fucking offline? are we booring because we are not getting any? I will just have to check outand ask Pierre or christos from Greece or Marcus from Spain. Yes us old girls on the grab a granny tour,need to get a lfe. I kinda find old people interesting , same as young people, maybe its because I read between the lines or I listen to everyone even If i do not agree with them. I have not found anyone booring, unless they repeat themselves over and over.I kina find old peopleinteresting...ohh waitI already said that right? ..now where was I? I find old people...errm never mind! but then as an old biddy , well heck sweetie I cant rember where my virgina is some days. I also think some people here wish they had a virgina , even an old flange like mine shit where are my teeth? maybe we need to just whap a hormone patch on our big fat mouths. signing off Tuscan Red on her world tour of cocks unlimited
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RHP User
13 years ago
trax dear,what happened.....didn't you make all those old girls cum?I can assure you I had no complaints.The sky did indeed fall in.x Hugs Henny-Penny
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RHP User
13 years ago
Heedless I hope you get laid from all this ;-P Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
But that was with Herc. on the body of a dragon ages ago deary.Still carrying the flame ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now trax ,don't be so modest ,I know it was you....how could I mistake that well filled man-kini?x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
Plenty of boring stuff on here without blaming the over 50's most of what they talk about is actually worth reading IMHO.Same can't be said for the tea ladies and forum junkies with nothing better to do than scratch and bitch.Seems to me there is quite a clique in the forums and the chat room that is very self protective and unwelcoming.Many new posts and posters are greeted with an attack from the establishment before some of the moderates step in. So don't expect newbies to inject fresh enthusiasm.The chatroom is a closed shop, regulars only- the cold shoulder. I really had to push and cajole to get the slightest response from anyone. (red text in capitals)So harp away all you like girlie you reap what you sow !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cat505' See roxxyrose us old chicks have a few tricks up our sleeves...2 coffees and a romp in the sand for a bit of knitting. Lol. We know trades get laid more...just ask the cute man that has measured up for new bedroom blinds every week for the last 6 months..the silly thing he keeps miss placing them and has to come back and re-measure........ Hint hint heedless, ;) Lol. so daft I am thinking you need a decent tradesman to mosey on down there take his time and do the job properly and not loose any thing during or after the event, maybe at the same time I could get some measurements doneor am i of track here??
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