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You know you are getting older when............
August 12 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
1. As a man, you get used to someone sticking their finger up your arse once a year.2. When some asks "what is VHS?"3. When you do the mental arithmetic as to how old the woman you are talking to was when you finished high school and you feel dirty (or worse, they weren't even born then).4. When you tell the woman you are chatting up that you played football with her brother and it turns out to be her uncle. (see also number 3)5. You stop listening to FM radio. (Although seriously, Triple J was so much better in the 90's. And I really miss Roy & HG on a Sunday afternoon. And Richard Kingsmill's Hour of Power. And...)6. Junior staff look at you with fear instead of contempt.
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Smilingwithfun
10 years ago
When what I could do all night now takes me all night to do. You start to think about buying a caravan & touring Australia. You check how much you have in Super. You look up Pension entitlements on centrelink. You drive below the speed limit.
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Seachange
10 years ago
When you buy day or night creams and the young ladies in David Jones recommend creams for "mature skin" When you get why your mother wore the big nanna pants ala Bridget Jones. And when you buy them you refer to them aa Spanx When you run around the house for ages looking for your keys rushing to catch the train. When all along it is hanging around your neck When you start considering the non invasive lipo treatments on offer in Living Social When few too many muscle pain creams have taken up resisdence on your dressing table. When your kids start refererring to the best times of your life as 'in the olden times' When you refer calling someone on the phone as "dialling their number" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. Your back goes out more than you do.You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere. Your Pacemaker makes the garage doors go up when you see a pretty girl.Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't breaking any laws. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
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Hottie1
10 years ago
You know your older when: You put on a new bra and realise your boobs did at one stage sit where they were meant to - now they do with the support of a very good bra. You have to wear incontinence pads to gym! Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Happy hour is a nana nap. I can't drink like I use to replaces . I'm never drinking again. All movement makes sounds. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'SimpleNeeds2' 1. As a man, you get used to someone sticking their finger up your arse once a year.2. When some asks "what is VHS?"And you still remember the battle between Beta and VHS. Lol, 3. When you do the mental arithmetic as to how old the woman you are talking to was when you finished high school and you feel dirty (or worse, they weren't even born then).4. When you tell the woman you are chatting up that you played football with her brother and it turns out to be her uncle. (see also number 3)5. You stop listening to FM radio. (Although seriously, Triple J was so much better in the 90's. And I really miss Roy & HG on a Sunday afternoon. And Richard Kingsmill's Hour of Power. And...) what? What is this thing they call that is outside FM radio? Please do tell. 6. Junior staff look at you with fear instead of contempt. Because we come in grumpy, lol... another sign of growing old.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You push reply before you've finished your comment. You see that scantily clad hottie at the club and your first thought isn't "I would so hit that" It's " she really should put something warmer on, she's going to catch her death." You have a plethora of dad jokes and use them at every opportunity. Much to the disdain of your kids. you actually use words like plethora and disdain. You've actually seen nirvana live and they were the support act. You find your favourite music in the bargain bin at the record store. And you already own them...on vinyl. I could go on but I think may need a happy hour. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
Guys ,see hair line diminish and or balding! Another issue is the grey hair,dying is an option but is it a waste of time,lol Funny VHS ,still keep will be retro one day,as for little black book Superseded by dating sites that were once taboo!
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lovman8
10 years ago
You know you are getting older when - there are kids running around the house again and they claim to be your grand kids - you seem to be taller because its harder to put your socks on - you seem shorter because most people in their 20s are taller than you - you don't even remember what it was like to comb your head hair and feel the need to comb your chest hair - people start talking louder to you and offer you chairs and I could go on and on and on
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
You know you're getting old..... *When you get in an elevator and it starts playing great music. *You you enjoy things you didn't like as a kid, now you love it - as in getting smacked and having a nana nap. *When you know there's a syndrome called "Peter Pan Syndrome" and you choose to only grow old. *When you ask the doctor as ask for diagnosis of "Peter Pan Syndrome". *When you cough and laugh...OPPS! *When you forget your name - like I did the other night... LOL! *When your life is like The golden girls sitcom. *When you start saying "I'm too old for this kinda shit in my life" *When you start looking at buying velco shoes and clothes with no zips or buttons on and elastic waist pants. *When you start looking at life over 40 and want to rush your fuckit list in, before retirement home. *When you look at your breast and go "Crap! they've moved just above the knees" Finally *when you start behaving gracefully, to age gracefully. Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your brilliant, love, love, love this post....... Remembering the day you were proud of your first grey hair because you felt so mature lol.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know when ur getting old.... when......u think your 19 year old daughter is speaking a foreign when......u try to donate at a sperm bank and they insist they require live specimens when......u feel like the morning after and u havent had a drink when......your pacemaker makes the garage doors go up and down when u see a hot woman when......u walk into the chemist and ask the pharmacist for Viagra....The pharmacist says, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"u say, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The pharmacist says "That won't do you any good." u say "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 40 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes". but, it doesnt have to be all doom and gloom, if your body and drive still desires the hot amazing woman ur with then the up side is we will all still be having the fun, romance, sensuality and all things good for years to come. age is a number nothing more. a good day to all and to all a totally super day. Shooting_Stars01
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Seachange
10 years ago
You know you are growing old when you gain some sort of look of integrity and honesty. Forexample, the other week, I walked into my local Good Guys to check out sound systems...No one to serve me in sight so I serve myself and play with the equipments and press all sorts of buttons, (what does this red one do?) and ... sort of break it. Ooopsidaisy. Then the salesperson rushes in and I shrug my shoulders innocently and point to the young man next to me. Salesman does not bat an eyelid and goes after the boy. I walk away sheepishly and very quickly out to my car. Yep, old age brings gifts of perceived integrity!!!. I'm gonna work it.
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RHP User
10 years ago
you know you're passing 40 when you cant find a woman close to your age range not interested in casual NSA arrangements.
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lovman8
10 years ago
You can remember when women had pubic hair!
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ruby_blossum
10 years ago
You are having trouble reading the new forum format and tiny print.....even with your reading glasses on
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RHP User
10 years ago
When your told you need multifocals........... When a teenager stands up for you on public transport and when someone's opens the door for you saying 'age before beauty' lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quote : When you do the mental arithmetic as to how old the woman you are talking to was when you finished high school and you feel dirty (or worse, they weren't even born then). I was talking to my girlfriend the other day and mentioned some event that happened in my life. She looked at me strangely and said " Gav, I was 2 when that happened."
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RHP User
10 years ago
You see someone your age post "lol" and shake your head Your spider veins are looking like a map of Treasure Island You know what the map of Treasure Island looks like You realize that's it's not that you've become more patient, it's that you just no longer care about certain things You ask for people to give you candles for your birthday instead of booze You watch shows from your younger years and realise you're much older than the main characters were back then Forget the weather channel, your knees have already told you it will rain You're struggling for new things to learn the hard way You had to read to read the answers above twice to make sure you didn't repeat any of them. You still did.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You still get shocked by the price of ice cream and can't help thinking... I remember when Paddle pops cost 20cents! I have spent most this morning trying to remember if I took my blood pressure pills this morning. doh! Hope this third cup of coffee doesn't kill me. Lol. Actually some nights I lie in bed and all I hear is this white noise buzzing in my ears along with the rush of blood pounding. And if i have too much salt that day my heart can be pounding in my chest as well. I really start to wonder.... "Fuck me am I even going to wake up in the morning!" LMAO.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A good friend once said the first sign of ageing as the older you get, the cheaper your music becomes... Over 40 means that we are now in the official 'safe' zone... We are invisible to younger ladies - who we may like to get naked with (lights down low of course!). If anyone in their 20s flirts with us, it's for practicing and honing their skills - not because they genuinely wish to flirt with us, or find us attractive (Daddy issues anyone...?). We're 'safe' - as we're older, and therefore not perceived a threat - in the 'Dad Zone' effectively. Girls can practice their flirting with us, as they think (and know) that nothing's going to happen, and it's not going anywhere. Unfortunately, younger ladies forget that we still have blood pumping through our veins, and in these instances, it still well and truly manages to find its way to the right spots! It's a cruel, cruel world...
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
(yes I know) buying some excellent music from one of my heydays. The girl at the register was scanning the CDs, stopped, picked one up, walked across to another girl at the next checkout and said..... 'Who's Billy Idol?' Geeeez..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Would you like to buy me a drink ?" Illicit's a cynical laugh rather than a scramble for the wallet.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your cellulite is visible on Google Earth.
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RHP User
10 years ago
(Him) You go to the pub with your son and point out a young lady and say she's alright and the son says had her. It was quite amusing picking up a young lady in town one night with my partner (who is much younger than me, refer to meekas age thread about white lies on age) and seeing my sons face when this particular girl walked out in the morning with barely anything on and he'd been chasing her for quite some time. He stopped chasing her after that.
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RHP User
10 years ago
When,....The taunts, attacks, grudges and judgements of others no longer bother you.... . When.....You are secure enough in yrself to speak yr mind and to voice yr own opinions, without the need for backstabbing, false apologies or negativity. When....You hold somewhat radical political views that may differ from the media or forum led majority. When....Intolerance, bigotry, racism, and bullying become a concept you no longer tolerate or excuse. When....Oppositional debates or arguments become a test of intelligence, pride, and emotional integrity, without the fear of becoming unpopular or shut down. When....Being unconventional or 'different' is nothing to be ashamed of... When....You wish we could all live in a world where freedom of speech, equality, justice and tolerance were ideals to be applauded When.... You no longer need the approval of others to justify yr actions or thoughts. When....I am happy to stay home on a Saturday night, watching 'Gone with the wind', reading a Maeve Binchy novel, eating chocolate, and drinking copious amounts of beer... When.... I know I now need reading glasses, a therapist, and a labotomy...But feel I am not quite ready for that yet.... Kind regards, Miss C...xxxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
(For NUDIE... A man knows he getting old when he dims the lights or turns them off for 'physical reasons' rather than economic or romantic... When you don't lose your hair... It just MIGRATES to other parts of your body.When your daughter tries to fix you up with her mother-in-law.When you love looking after your grandchildren and cry when they go... (Hmmmmm)When your grandchildren cry when they have to go...When your kids cry when your grandkids have to go back to them.When you HAVE grandkids...!!! (That can talk, add up, and watch Star Trek with you).When you NEVER have a PE incident... You're break records getting there.When 'testosterone' is included in your annual blood testsWhen your prostate could be used as a tennis ball Apart from that, it's still great fun... because the chances are any lady you may end up with, has a 95% chance of being at least 5 years younger. Seriously, it is also a wonderful time... You DO appreciate beauty so much more, in everything... Finding out that 2JJ is now 2JJJ (when did that happen, because everytime I find out, it's a new surprise... LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
You can stay harder for longer, even when all you want to do is finish and go to sleep, but who knows when you are going to get another chance to do this with such a hottie so you just keep on going and hope you don't go into cardiac arrest..... You go to lots of weddings, of people whose first weddings you went to 20 years ago. (Seriously, I do not believe my friends expect a 2nd wedding present. If you liked it so much, you should have kept it in the property settlement.)(Also lots of christenings for friends who don't realise 40 something sperm still work.) Saturday afternoon is the perfect time for a nap, instead of going to the footy. You work out that the date of your birth is closer to World War 2 than it is to today. You double your age to see if you have reached your mid life crisis and realise that you have probably passed it. Your concentration starts to....
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ruby_blossum
10 years ago
big smooch on the forehead for you
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RHP User
10 years ago
We 40+ DO have a claim to fame, in the generational stakes. We are the first 'Viagra' generation... You know age is catching up when, even though you don't NEED it now, it's really nice to know it's there. One medication that you may need in the coming years, could be the one that makes it 'Blue Gold'... LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
You start sentences with "I remember when" or "When I was your age". You cry when you see your first grey hair. Even though you arent married people call you "Mrs". You can get down on the floor but not back up again. You shake your head at the young kids these days. Pusscat xxxx
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ruby_blossum
10 years ago
I am pretty sure it changed once the "Like Button" appeared..I thought it was a format change as well. All back to normal now, thanks
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Seachange
10 years ago
Chill. this is a fun post....
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RHP User
10 years ago
You go to your shed to get a hammer then you come back with a fork and wonder WTF you have a fork for ? When you get excited to show your kids what you thought was a great movie and they fall asleep... Where once upon a time you could knock a fly off the ceiling when you cum but now have to wait for the fly to come within range... When you walk into a room to get something , then wonder WTF your doing there.. ? When you bump into someone who says ' didn't you use to be ( name withheld ) who played with --------- ? FFS' Its still me' just more matured version ...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SpanglishFun' When....You wish we could all live in a world where freedom of speech, equality, justice and tolerance were ideals to be applauded More like: when you stop believing it's possible.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You tell someone who asks you out you already have delicious plans, but fail to mention you're talking about eating a whole pint of Ben&Jerry's on your couch while watching Game of Thrones. (And you do this all the time.)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks LilyOrchid....Always nice to have the 'forum Nazis' offside.... Esp those with 'integrity, who quite happily break electrical equipment in Good Guys, blame it on a young innocent bystander, then boast about it on RHP forums...haha..!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
you recall getting a huge bag of lollies for a dollar and telling the sales guy that you want 10c worth of that 1c lolly and 15c of that 1c lolly and 20c of that 2c lolly....
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RHP User
10 years ago
You can't see the time on your phone without your glassesWhen you have diet coke with your JD because coke keeps you awake at nightWhen someone in their 20s says "What a cool song" and you realise you used to listen to it 20 years agoWhen your child tells you you can't wear a specific dress because it's too shortWhen it takes you 3 days to recover from a hang overWhen you get excited about the prospect of having an early nightWhen you 1st saw someone text LOL, you thought it meant Lots of loveWhen you give your son your new phone to figure out how it works for youWhen you tell 30 year old men they are closer to your sons age than yours
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Bendigoman
10 years ago
When you look at all the profiles of the online women, and you don't fit into their preferred age , let alone their preferred single status.
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RHP User
10 years ago
when know your next catch up with your friends will be at the next funeral.
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RHP User
10 years ago
When your children beg to go to the Easter show and they are working out which show bags they want, you hear $15, $20, $25 and you realise that when you went to the Easter Show the bags were complimentary as they were "promotional"
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
little children ask how many grandkids you have rather than how many kids you have.... When you write a shopping list... and promptly leave it at home... Offers on the back of shopping dockets become interesting... You can't hold the phone far enough away to read texts.... Sex becomes your favorite type of exercise...
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Seachange
10 years ago
When you remember going to the movies as a child and people smoked in the cinema. When it was cool to see my older brothers walk down the street in matching yellow Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon onesies and people gave them 'THE' nod. When growing up as the only asians in the neighborhood and nobody messed with you and your siblings coz apparently all Asians do fierce Kung Fu (thanks Bruce) When the only ethnic eatery in your suburb was the local takeaway chinese and pizza joints When you thought Madonna was fierce and wearing lace gloves and lace tops over your bra as considered disgraceful and radical yet you do it to rebel When you use the word radical to describe a fashion moments - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
You actually remember Mork from Ork.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I went out with a guy named Mark at that time, knowing my name, we were both nicknamed Mork and Mindy
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Missb4u
10 years ago
When you cant remember what forums you have posted on - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
When they think my corset pic is lilyorchid.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know you're getting old when you can't remember who you were mistaken for ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
My son can put his arms around my shoulders, stands taller than me and can piggyback me - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
LilyOrchid...... LMAO...👍 ….....Still cracking up.........!!! Hahaha.....that makes me remember... When you still think LMAO is street smart, and yr kids roll their eyes at each other... When cracking up meant you were havinga temper tantrum..... When it was cool to play spin the bottle. When you no longer have to practice blow jobs on a banana... When you no longer think a BOB is Bob The Builder..... When you don't have to hide hickies with a turtle neck jersey...... When you don't have to tell a all your friends you ficked popular Johnny behind the bike sheds...even though you want to..) When you no longer tell your kids that the noises from the bedroom were you having a nightmare... When you longer .....think that forum letters are a productive and valuable use of time... Kakita ano..xc Miss C - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am simply gonna refuse to get "old" ☺️ But yes ok .... Um .. When you start thinking .." Did I do that today or was that actually yesterday ??? Or aah .. Last week?" And counting the years back when telling a story .. And gulping at the actual AMOUNT of years it was .. Massive freak out 😳 And ... Oh I forgot the other stuff I was going to say..This is all too much effort really .. 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'tulips4u' You know you're getting old when you can't remember who you were mistaken for ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Open the fridge door and your phone is on the shelf!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Put the porridge in the cats bowl and the cat biscuits in your breakfast bowl!
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Seachange
10 years ago
Quoting 'SpanglishFun' Thanks LilyOrchid....Always nice to have the 'forum Nazis' offside.... Esp those with 'integrity, who quite happily break electrical equipment in Good Guys, blame it on a young innocent bystander, then boast about it on RHP forums...haha..!! - Posted from rhpmobile Lol. Oi. No offense intended! Take it easy mate.... Just saying to get into the mood of the post. Lol... Chill and have fun... Yes, I can be a social deviant at times, my dirty secret. I would like to think am free to rock the boat at times, question status quo, even be the social vandal that occasionally break stuff (mostly unintentional as I am a klutz at times in every way, I have to admit) but never malicious.... Not me... As for the forum Nazi, c'mon. Lol. well I have not been here long enough to do the job but have I been volunteered into this role without my stamp of approval? Missed the memo. cheers.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cheers LilyOrchid.....I know there was no offense intended...!!! I like yr style...!!, you seem like a fun, clever and articulate woman, And I NEVER say kind things ,that I font actually mean....(Malicious?? Nope...never thought that about you.....and I consider myself a good judge of character.); I am def a clutz, as well as super uncoordinated......always have been...always will be...!! I can't dance, can't kick a ball or shoot billiards....But I suck a mean dick...(or so I've been told lol) I consider myself the 'Forum Reject'....Not one I chose, but I'm OK with that...Have fun also. Kind regards, Miss C..xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
..When you think it would be nice to work overseas for a bit. But your 10 years past the cut off age for a work visa! ..When you decide to grow your first beard BECAUSE of the grey strips in it. It makes you feel "Distinguished", a la Sean Connery. ..When you see current Fb photos of the pretty girls you went to high school with..and boy, do some of them look old and worn! ..When the body has "spread out" a bit, with these handle-like bulges at the hips where once it was flat. But, I have no complaints..quality of life is way better than it was when I was younger..and my desire for adventureand my self esteem are stronger than they have ever been in the past!
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captainkaos
10 years ago
This happened about 15 years ago so I was amazed. I heard a song on the radio by Mark Knofler. I mentioned that i loved this song. He asked who it was. I said Mark Knofler. He said, Who? I repeated myself.....as did he. I said, You know, The guy from Dire Straights. He said, Who? WTF? My 10 year old daughter loves "The Wall" btw. lol. I am trying to edumacate her goodly.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SpanglishFun' Cheers LilyOrchid.....I know there was no offense intended...!!! I like yr style...!!, you seem like a fun, clever and articulate woman, And I NEVER say kind things ,that I font actually mean....(Malicious?? Nope...never thought that about you.....and I consider myself a good judge of character.); I am def a clutz, as well as super uncoordinated......always have been...always will be...!! I can't dance, can't kick a ball or shoot billiards....But I suck a mean dick...(or so I've been told lol) I consider myself the 'Forum Reject'....Not one I chose, but I'm OK with that...Have fun also. Kind regards, Miss C..xxx - Posted from rhpmobile Don't know why you think that, I don't think you are a reject xo
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Seachange
10 years ago
Nothing wrong wih being a reject. I consider myself skirting the peripherals of this forum as a good place to be further from ground zero? I enjoy the forum distraction and occasionally poke my head in to listen and learn and give a few laughs. This is a forum not the court of law. Lol. I have not yet got a lay because of.my witty repertoire in the forum. Or have i? hmmm Have fun and stop having a crack at me... pick onTulips next time. She loves a good spanking. - Posted from rhpmobile
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precious142
10 years ago
Your presence is required at a 40 year college reunion.........
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RHP User
10 years ago
U can still remember not having a tvU still have ol' Elvis Presley vinyl recordsThe older you get the better you wasThe barber spends more time on your eye brows & ears than your head The cheeky checkout chick offers to carry your groceries
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RHP User
10 years ago
When I was in state school I could buy an ice cream & a drink for 20 cents....young pup...,.
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RHP User
10 years ago
... you go looking for the tea towel and find you have put it in the fridge!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cant find a root on RHPohh wait that's when your dead you can play a tune out your bum when you take the stairs
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GezWouldGo
10 years ago
You think email is a refrigerator.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I heard that *spanks* - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
We all do it.. When you have to find your birth year on those sites who need your age.. Seems you scroll back and back and back for ever thinking your year is never gunna come... ?
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RHP User
10 years ago
..When you realise that while still considered modern anthems for rebellious youth, the band"Rage Against The Machine" and their music are more than 20 years old now.How can that be?! What I considered anarchistic anthems in my 20's are anarchistic anthems to 20 year olds now!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'captainkaos' This happened about 15 years ago so I was amazed. I heard a song on the radio by Mark Knofler. I mentioned that i loved this song. He asked who it was. I said Mark Knofler. He said, Who? I repeated myself.....as did he. I said, You know, The guy from Dire Straights. He said, Who? WTF? A few weeks back I mentioned The Miami Sound Machine to a lover. His response: "I have no idea what that is." Still better than "What's a Ferris Bueller?"
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ppiffle3934
10 years ago
you look in the mirror and see your mother staring back at youyou have reading glasses in the bedroom, loungeroom, kitchen and handbagyou attend a public hospital and are introduced to the doctor and you think he doesn't look old enough to be a doctor, surely he's just left high school!!!you get out of bed in the morning it takes at least 10 steps before you are standing up straightyou go out with friends and don't get home till 4am and it takes you a week to recover, unlike when you were younger and you got home at 6 and had a shower then straight to work!the noises you hear when you're climbing the stairs are actually coming from your kneesyour boss buys you a t shirt that has "grumpy old woman" on the front
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RHP User
10 years ago
...young" people start talking about getting older
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passion8_l
10 years ago
Quoting 'kissk' You can't hold the phone far enough away to read texts.... so you have to increase the text size on your phone
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RHP User
10 years ago
When success is waking up with clean underwear :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
You can relate to too many comments on this thread. Where's my Wendy and her kiss?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'LaVelvetRouge' Open the fridge door and your phone is on the shelf! You get a text and can't find your glasses to read it, only to find them in the fridge later
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know who the Travelling Wilburysare and actually know the words to their songs
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RHP User
10 years ago
....When you not only know what happy pants are (m.c. hammer) but you remember them being comfortable and vibrantly colourful ... When you remember m.c. hammer .... When you say "hammer time!" and smile hehehe I know some of you did ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
When comprehensive insurance on expensive bikes is less than a 20 something year old pays for TPI on a car.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'charliegirlwa' ....When you not only know what happy pants are (m.c. hammer) but you remember them being comfortable and vibrantly colourful ... When you remember m.c. hammer .... When you say "hammer time!" and smile hehehe I know some of you did ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Or you understand this meme : "Whenever I hear the word "STOP!"...I don't know if I should in the name of love, if I should hammer timeor if I should reminisce and listen.":)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Loved the old dial phones,finger type,retro now! TV show,cheers one of the greats,don't make them like that anymore! Ladies with hair up,stylish and sexy xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know I just sang " stop in the name of love" in my head. .. You know your old when you think about old sappy love songs and smile instead of cry lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'charliegirlwa' You know I just sang " stop in the name of love" in my head. .. You know your old when you think about old sappy love songs and smile instead of cry lol - Posted from rhpmobile You know your older when your not ashamed to admit The Backstreet Boys and Take That ARE really catchy AND your not afraid to sing them out loud
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'charliegirlwa' ....When you not only know what happy pants are (m.c. hammer) - Posted from rhpmobile You don't know what the young people are talking about...
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Quoting 'passion8_l' Quoting 'kissk' You can't hold the phone far enough away to read texts.... so you have to increase the text size on your phone I've done that... they don't change the keyboard size though On a positive note, the secretary look is still quite popular
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Plain
10 years ago
Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'charliegirlwa' ....When you not only know what happy pants are (m.c. hammer) - Posted from rhpmobile You don't know what the young people are talking about...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Getting off a chair or out of bed involves sound effects
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RHP User
10 years ago
when you watch the Life of Brian with your kids and they say WTF were you on dad.
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RHP User
10 years ago
When you know the first lead singer of AC/DC ( not Bon ). Dancing queen was the best song ever until Fernando came along. You wanted a velvet jacket and you sang HOWS THAT. My sister was going to marry some dude from the Bay City Rollers. Those were the days my friends we thought they never end we sing and dance for ever in a day. ( 10 points who sang that ) with out google.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Had one of those moments when I sat down and watched 'the meaning of life' with my boys and found myself giggling on my own pointing at the armless knight and they just stared at me shaking their head like I lost my marbles. :( - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Simplelife123' Getting off a chair or out of bed involves sound effects Too true... Nothing like a good moan... LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'playalone' When you know the first lead singer of AC/DC ( not Bon ). Dancing queen was the best song ever until Fernando came along. You wanted a velvet jacket and you sang HOWS THAT. My sister was going to marry some dude from the Bay City Rollers. Those were the days my friends we thought they never end we sing and dance for ever in a day. ( 10 points who sang that ) with out google. Cher...
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RHP User
10 years ago
by Mary Hopkins, I think Cher was doing Suny at that time of her life.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You get a text and can't find your glasses to read it, only to find them in the fridge later Made me laugh because I put mine in there once... hehe.. so I'm not on my own...
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RHP User
10 years ago
A few years ago, my brother was out with us with his two boys. The youngest was a toddler at the time and was always sneaking off, quick as a flash when we weren't looking. On this particular day, my brother was in a panic, racing around like a headless chook calling out his little boy's name. We all thought he was playing some game. It turned out he thought he'd actually lost his youngest when he was holding his son on his hip the whole time :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
When chocolate is better than sex !
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