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You know you are getting older when............
August 12 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
when I woke up this morning with a hard on and I did not know what to do with it....lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
I thought of this the other day and had a giggle. .. When though you know who vanilla ice is.... You also know that the music from ice ice baby is actually a rip off from Queen.... ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
When you are watching porn, and you are admiring the bed and the linen in the movie.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'charliegirlwa' You also know that the music from ice ice baby is actually a rip off from Queen.... ;) In 1991 Bohemian Rhapsody (1975) was re-released, shortly after Freddie Mercury's death. I overheard two teenage girls talking about the line "Mama, I don't want to die", with one of them commenting: "Oh my God, he wrote this because he knew he was dying!". I wanted to slap her.
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larson7
10 years ago
WHEN YOUR ON HERE AS A SUGAR DADDY
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Missb4u
10 years ago
You can't remember if you shampooed your hair in the shower so you do it again just in case.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' You can't remember if you shampooed your hair in the shower so you do it again just in case. When you wash it with the conditioner, like I did two days ago.
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RHP User
10 years ago
What used to point at the ceiling, now points at the floor.When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!!!!!!!
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
you wear a shower cap in the shower and you don't give a shit who sees you naked while wearing it. Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
You have a pair of reading glasses in every room of the house. You have an immaculately colour co-ordinated wardrobe of outfits but never go anywhere to wear them, and, You insist on wearing the same pair of elasticised waist tracksuit-pants everyday.
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RHP User
10 years ago
you collect the Jamie Oliver coupon stickers from Woolworths... ....(and then ask your family and friends to collect them for you too).
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RHP User
10 years ago
- it takes you three days to fully recover from a BIG NIGHT OUT - a night in is much more appealing than clubbing - 15 years ago seems like yesterday - kids are talking a new lingo :/ - appreciating life more and you don't sweat the small stuff :) - sex is soooo much better like a fine wine ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Any change in your body or cycle causes concern and your Doctor always suggests that at your age you should get these things checked out. Bah! Wouldn't have given it a second thought when I was younger but now these things........ worry me. Grumble grumble grumble as I head off to pluck my moustache while I still have the good afternoon light.
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RHP User
10 years ago
When my son was younger, he came home from school one day and said "Mum, did you have one of these when you were a little girl?" It was a Penny Farthing bicycle. : (
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Forus1234
10 years ago
You know your getting old, when your kids ask you to listen to this old song they learnt on their electric guitar & you know every word!! When you refer to the person you are talking to by naming every person who lives in your house before you get it right....we remember our grandmothers doing this. Opening the front gate using the car remote!
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