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You know you are getting older when............

August 12 2014

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I was contemplating today all the changes a woman's body goes through in her 40's and onwards. Just when you think you know your body.... BAM everything changes. So I started to wonder, what are the male specific signs of ageing? In fact, are there any? Let's have a little fun with it. YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER WHEN.......... 1. You start every conversation with your lovers with "so what the did the doctor say" 2. A main topic of conversation amongst your friends is how their parents are and you discuss old age homes. 3. You thank God Brazilians are in fashion because you are not sure how you would explain all the white pubes at the Under 40's sex party you sneak into 4. You have to pluck your beard/moustache 5. You have started complaining and writing emails to the ABC, newspapers, and any other company that annoys you about their disgraceful service 6. You refer to people in their 20's as kids. 7. You realise you have become just like your mother, something you swore you would never do. Over to you. You know you are getting older when.......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    when I woke up this morning with a hard on and I did not know what to do with it....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I thought of this the other day and had a giggle. .. When though you know who vanilla ice is.... You also know that the music from ice ice baby is actually a rip off from Queen.... ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    10 years ago

    When you are watching porn, and you are admiring the bed and the linen in the movie.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'charliegirlwa' You also know that the music from ice ice baby is actually a rip off from Queen.... ;) In 1991 Bohemian Rhapsody (1975) was re-released, shortly after Freddie Mercury's death. I overheard two teenage girls talking about the line "Mama, I don't want to die", with one of them commenting: "Oh my God, he wrote this because he knew he was dying!". I wanted to slap her.

  • larson7

    larson7

    10 years ago

    WHEN YOUR ON HERE AS A SUGAR DADDY

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    You can't remember if you shampooed your hair in the shower so you do it again just in case.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' You can't remember if you shampooed your hair in the shower so you do it again just in case. When you wash it with the conditioner, like I did two days ago.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    What used to point at the ceiling, now points at the floor.When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!!!!!!!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    you wear a shower cap in the shower and you don't give a shit who sees you naked while wearing it. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You have a pair of reading glasses in every room of the house. You have an immaculately colour co-ordinated wardrobe of outfits but never go anywhere to wear them, and, You insist on wearing the same pair of elasticised waist tracksuit-pants everyday.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    you collect the Jamie Oliver coupon stickers from Woolworths... ....(and then ask your family and friends to collect them for you too).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    - it takes you three days to fully recover from a BIG NIGHT OUT - a night in is much more appealing than clubbing - 15 years ago seems like yesterday - kids are talking a new lingo :/ - appreciating life more and you don't sweat the small stuff :) - sex is soooo much better like a fine wine ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Any change in your body or cycle causes concern and your Doctor always suggests that at your age you should get these things checked out. Bah! Wouldn't have given it a second thought when I was younger but now these things........ worry me. Grumble grumble grumble as I head off to pluck my moustache while I still have the good afternoon light.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When my son was younger, he came home from school one day and said "Mum, did you have one of these when you were a little girl?" It was a Penny Farthing bicycle. : (

  • Forus1234

    Forus1234

    10 years ago

    You know your getting old, when your kids ask you to listen to this old song they learnt on their electric guitar & you know every word!! When you refer to the person you are talking to by naming every person who lives in your house before you get it right....we remember our grandmothers doing this. Opening the front gate using the car remote!

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