Everything & Nothing

August 28 2015

Well peoples, another thread in the similar vain to it's predecessors, anything and everything x 4. Where you can chat and chew the fat on anything you desire. Impossible to go off topic. Over to you all in the RHP sandpit. Play nice and no throwing sand And be careful, the cat may have buried a turd in the pit overnight......

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Not to cave in, but I must say how put off I am by profiles in which the guy is looking for "select" couples or women only. Get over yourself! Or is there an "Elite" section I have missed? I think it's just Elitist minds at work. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What? You mean I'm not supposed to smoke those lawn clippings???

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Not to cave in, but I must say how put off I am by profiles in which the guy is looking for "select" couples or women only. Get over yourself! Or is there an "Elite" section I have missed? Am I missing something... or is everyone supposed to be '' looking '' for '' everything'' or they're up themselves ?

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Astrild' What? You mean I'm not supposed to smoke those lawn clippings??? Nooo, I didn't say that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    For this years OzKinkFest, particuarly the Hellfire event night! Feels like I haven't got ma kink on for ages. Damn degree - what's it doing to me! Anyone else coming along to partake in the festivities?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Grass is for smoking, right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    From a 24 yr old...." Want dick?" Think Im in love!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Grass is for smoking, right? I love a good Sir Walter smoked ham.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Not to cave in, but I must say how put off I am by profiles in which the guy is looking for "select" couples or women only. Get over yourself! Or is there an "Elite" section I have missed? G`day Koko, I agree so many lady's or couples exclude single guys on profiles also. Must say that puts me off.It happens unfortunately.Have a great day.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' From a 24 yr old...." Want dick?" Think Im in love!! You should have confused the s**t out of him and told him, no thanks, I already have one. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To ME......and its my way of thinking...it sounds like they are only seeking out ten out of tens and us average people will not suffice. I dont expect everyone to think like me...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That profile pic! I feel a DOW moment coming on...... : )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wonderful to see your beautiful face again... you've been missed xx

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    to all those that registered interest in my date finders, I thank you for your interest and I apologise. I set up those dates for my holidays looking for an awesome week of kinky fun and then.... Kids got sick and were home and then I got sick and haven't been able to do anything... It's been super frustrating.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    This is the elite section. You should see the other compound........

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    for the new look site. Perhaps the work experience kid leant on the " go live" button yesterday.? Because it would make too much sense to turn it on during the peak time when people are finishing work.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is this site bipolar. Back to the new format. Like I'm mood swinging

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    I don't like it Red Hot Pie 😔

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Take 2....strap in

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' I don't like it Red Hot Pie 😔 It certainly is different !! But for the good or bad I haven't decided yet. Tall

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    9 years ago

    its very much like adult match maker now... Pity, I always liked how Red Hot Pie was different.

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    9 years ago

    Thanks for clearing that up for me. Totally understand where you are coming from now.

  • Insomnian

    Insomnian

    9 years ago

    To the red hot pie site. Logging in from my iPad for once, I think it's a pity there isn't a dislike button, seriously not a fan. If it's not broken, don't fix it. Just my opinion.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have to get used to it. But agree Missb, its very similar to AMM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    wtf does that mean

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    9 years ago

    I liked the format when I first joined about 5 or 6 years ago. That's why I am not on here much anymore.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Not a fan of the 'pop-ups' or the red numbers at the top, but I guess we'll all get used to it soon enough :)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    reckon it's alright Annie, we've just moved into town, from satellite fck'n supposed to be substituted as part of the NBN and 1% of the population out in the sticks, well that got cut in half again 12 months in and sometimes could not even load a topic because it timed out while loading, to now on the NBN with a little white box and heaps more than 20 gig a month and lightning fast, I reckon the flux capacitor info will be able to keep up with my attention span and the space ship out in the shed will be up and running in a jiffy, so if we see you do something strange, we'll take it as ironing out the bugs and won't blame you for being strange unless you actually say "Im being a bit strange" then we'll just follow your lead, well I will, Tara is bonding with the new house and her little modem is fizzing at the bung. Plus we wouldn't know if the RHP is like AMM of recent, because we were barred for life off that joint and they ripped us off and the bloke must have told them a good story Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Barred for life on AMM? You bad arse!! 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I haven't been watching the series - reality TV is an anathema to me - but because it's the final tonight, I've been dipping into it between watching other stuff. Just watched one of the girls being rejected & I really felt for her. Reminded me of why I'm so terrified of falling in love, or even letting a man get within touching distance of my heart. Just doesn't seem worth the pain.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Loyal, respectful, honest and emotional, in peak physical condition and thank fuck me mate is too and me other mate Tara, she's more than that..., she's in a good place when she let's her hair down, actually all off and we have a great little shaver I can and she likes me too, get right all over and particularly right where she likes it and it vibrates, even I like it me self and no little nicks, nooks, rash, ripped, torn, rubbed raw or a hint of stubble, smooth silky and sweet as and what that means is, she is in a good place, we are straight up with each other and equilibrium is her favourite word, she loves the way it sounds, it looks and means and everything about it. So if a bloke joins in with us who apparently understands that and he said it all the way from the first message. And here we were going to a swingers site, dating too and lonely folk just looking for some kind of interaction, maybe a little affection, reflection, a naughty picture or two and even dream a little and don't forget those folk up in the remotes mining or crock tagging or off shore rigs, that's the beauty with sites like RHP, fuck AMM and here's reason that one of their marketing consecutive research team leader buddies just so happen to be reading this post and NBN high speed www. can keep up with my typewriter and the new thingy whatsy with responsive design, what a response for the new layout ( your charging us double a week than for the last three years too, by the way Ed, sorry not Ed, RHP) anyhow, So we go onto a site to get away from the regular crowds and go too the back of the search pages and find a bloke who seems like he wouldn't know anyone we do, have a threesome with him and try double penetration and anything else tickles the fancy and....turns out he knows most of our bad arse friends, talked out of school, tried talking to me about secret things we could do to Tara while she was out of the room, tried whispering while she was off with the fairies during a bit of foreplay and pretty much wanted Tara all to himself and eventually I just called "Stop" well fuck me he tried to run the show and got between Tara and me, talked shit, disrespected us and our friends and I told him to fuck off. Now that may sound a bit rude willowtree, but my instincts were true and our answer machine with messages every hour on the hour from friends that were trying to warn us that this bloke was posting his encounter, our names and where we were on his facebook thingy. So finally after he did fuck off, within fifteen minutes we were banned from the site for life and no reply and promise of our membership money refunded in a junk mail no reply message from AMM and so they are fucked, they robbed us and we were the ones who were fucked over and would not have even taken it up with the management anyhow. Why would I let some bloke stand over Tara if I don't do it too her and I was not jealous either, he tried telling us I was and if it were not for our friends caring for us, maybe we would never have known if it was jealousy or not and maybe me being a fuckwit, but I wasn't thank fuck willowtree. I'm an angel Tara's bad arse is as bad as her front bum and we're off to do something about that, see yu later :) Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Astrild' I haven't been watching the series - reality TV is an anathema to me - but because it's the final tonight, I've been dipping into it between watching other stuff. Just watched one of the girls being rejected & I really felt for her. Reminded me of why I'm so terrified of falling in love, or even letting a man get within touching distance of my heart. Just doesn't seem worth the pain. I understand your thinking, reality tv aims to get all emotions out in the contestant they can, embarrassment/belittling are there favourites. I don't watch it.Pain is part of life, finding a happy place is still worth the risk in my view.A related note.I just hope that getting "within touching distance of my heart" excludes breast and nipple play. Have a good day.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Hugs and kisses. Just keep on rocking. Annie

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    To say what day it is?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I was micky taking 😝

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Cant fly them today. They are all in the wash.Im going comando. Whoohoo

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Tara's micky's took too us two,too and she's floating all toey making a cup of tea and breakfast, wants a woman too play with us and we're carrying on tonight again because everything is so handy and I knew, we knew, moving back into town would be end of settling our spirits up in the mountains with the Darug's people spirits meeting place and communal homeland, no one is eating the wildlife, just feeding them on their front lawns, it looks all nice but carnal damage driving around with lights at night and wombats kept us busy enough and buried bodies crime scene detours adding another couple of hours too the round trip moving boats and the wood splitting gear, truck, crane and all the stuff Tara packed and she packs well, things inside things inside things make boxes about as heavy they can be with all the fung shui, rocks, crystals, dream catchers, spiritual books and natural healing, puzzles, my oil paintings she has spread about the place, all the sex toys, devices, sex swing and fluffy stuff, antique furniture, the NZ Edmonds cook book, king size bed and heavy, Tupperware lasts forever all of it, the best appliance's would have to be the slow cooker and stone frypan but we gave everything a go from bread making to yoghurt, oh and the ultra bullet still going strong and me tools, plus on good terms with the agent, owner and new owners, we've tidied up the property real nice, burnt heaps of loose dry foliage under the gums, should keep the bushfire, funnel webs and snakes down a bit from the social life we had with them all, but nothing compared to the social life back in town again, here goes the next ten years amongst maniacs. And we are ripe and fresh and taking the micky all the way, because it's better to burn out than fade away from 'let the good times roll' willowtree, Miss kissk, Annie, Indi, Kokoflamingo and Astrild.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Rock and roll will never die Mado.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    No use telling us about it. We need a photo up to show us you going commando.......

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    For my money, the one who got rejected, Lana, wasn't that upset at missing out on the guy. But maybe pissed of finishing second. No tears. Schnitzel was a deserving winner. Yeah i know, i was showing my chick side and watched the whole series. Sad. Pass the fucking tissues........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So damn excited. My 'Vater' monster brushes finally came in after a few months of waiting. Time to slap out some rhythms out on my cajon

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Jump on the other rhp thread and see what havoc you can inspire.......

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Watch out for Mr Ed. He has a nasty bite. Ask Wilbur...... He's hung like a horse too......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    what does Lana spell backwards? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    9 years ago

    There is a change.................. hmmmm.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Autocorrect after posting... Tried to get your heading right with "shitdown" Tall

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'TisonlyI' So damn excited. My 'Vater' monster brushes finally came in after a few months of waiting. Time to slap out some rhythms out on my cajon We are off to see a friend tonight, crikey look at the time, going now and always take some presents, he's often out in the shed working on his lathe and seen him using a half brush and awkward to get in and clean off the cutting tool, so one of his presents is one of my metal brushes.Have you got a pair of nylon or cane Hot Rods ? I like zildjian sticks with grip and Vick Firth are good sticks.MadoMado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Whateverway' Watch out for Mr Ed. He has a nasty bite. Ask Wilbur...... He's hung like a horse too...... I like horses, I was told to stay away from the ass of Mr ED, the mouth might be wise as well .Mr and Mrs ED would have a classic profile if on RHH (Red Hot Horse), that would be funny. . I`ll start with a friend request as a carrot and see how I go..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Got a pair of both nylon and varying thicknesses of hotrods even a couple of minis for my bodhran. These monster brushes were made specifically for cajons and you know this when you use them. Be interesting to see how they sound on a drum kit. As for sticks just el-cheapos as I don't have a kit but just like tapping away on stuff. Hope the evening was a pleasant one Cheers and enjoy the rays this weekend

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Mmmmm. Well spotted. But don't mention the A word to SA though. It'll get him started again. God, feeling like some myself now.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Everthing & Nothing. Recent thing or maybe I'm slow and didn't notice.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Came with the new layout. Or take it as a hint from rhp to amp it up..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    May our lives be an exclamation, not an explanation. Always stay YOU xxxxxx

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'TisonlyI' Got a pair of both nylon and varying thicknesses of hotrods even a couple of minis for my bodhran. These monster brushes were made specifically for cajons and you know this when you use them. Be interesting to see how they sound on a drum kit. As for sticks just el-cheapos as I don't have a kit but just like tapping away on stuff. Hope the evening was a pleasant one Cheers and enjoy the rays this weekend Yeah it was a pleasant evening and we tapped away with Tara the centre of our intensions until the sun rose, our friend loves eating pussy, say's it is his favourite thing, so I locked onto Tara's leg, he had the other and saved his head getting thrashed about even crushed as she writhed about in fits of favourite's and the only thing that quietened her down a bit was her efforts to deep throat me and my carry on is deeper in tone than her high pitched waves on the edge of an orgasm, after a few hours we just have to give her a pillow to bury her face in so as not to wake the nearby sleeping neighbour.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hey guys it's hug a banana day. If you see a lonely banana - instead of walking past it, stop, see if it is ok and give it a hug. Then, resume.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Was that a euphemism😝xxFreya

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Redshift' Hey guys it's hug a banana day. If you see a lonely banana - instead of walking past it, stop, see if it is ok and give it a hug. Then, resume. I'm glad I don't live near Coff's then. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    One year smoke free today. ( patches and chewy)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Summer's coming and maybe, just maybe, I'll find a lady beach buddy in RHP.. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Bisexuality Day. A shout out to all the bi guys and gals on here x

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Or am I being hamstrung by the Mods?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You can't message male guests you can only message men who are paying members..that's it,no couples women or TV /TS xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It wasn't on facebook? How do you know these things??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I would have had a 3some just to recognize the day!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wow Freya that is an eyeopener and makes no sense to me only able to message paid male members, go figure.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    They are the largest demographic by far ..it's a business xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The day's not over yet 😉

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Thank you for your response. Please note that sending a 'free' message was not how the system worked. Rather, a Guest male was able to receive a message from another Guest. A Guest male must now upgrade in order to receive a free message from a Guest. If you wish to contact a Guest male, we suggest that you send a flirt indicating your interest in them, or send a message to an upgraded male member. You can now send a message to any upgraded male user, not just Platinum males who you are a match with. If you wish to contact a Guest, then we suggest that you upgrade to Premium which will enable you to message anyone you wish. Many women prefer this option rather than waiting around for the opportunity to message someone they might like, or for the other party to contact them. Regards, RHP Regardless I've tried messaging paid members too without any luck. I rarely message anyone but it'd still be nice to initiate contact apart from the "Please message me I'm keen" and "If you're serious message me" flirts. I mean neither of those are appropriate really. It's bad enough that as a guest I can't even view my own hot pix etc. lol

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Rebecca Daniels though 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Maybe that even if they are paid up members you don't match their seeking criteria..complicated I know xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just realised that Meander's post said yesterday was Bisexuality day, not today. So ignore my previous comment Uni :/ Makes no sense lol.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'On_Safari' Thank you for your response. Please note that sending a 'free' message was not how the system worked. Rather, a Guest male was able to receive a message from another Guest. A Guest male must now upgrade in order to receive a free message from a Guest. If you wish to contact a Guest male, we suggest that you send a flirt indicating your interest in them, or send a message to an upgraded male member. You can now send a message to any upgraded male user, not just Platinum males who you are a match with. If you wish to contact a Guest, then we suggest that you upgrade to Premium which will enable you to message anyone you wish. Many women prefer this option rather than waiting around for the opportunity to message someone they might like, or for the other party to contact them. Regards, RHP Regardless I've tried messaging paid members too without any luck. I rarely message anyone but it'd still be nice to initiate contact apart from the "Please message me I'm keen" and "If you're serious message me" flirts. I mean neither of those are appropriate really. It's bad enough that as a guest I can't even view my own hot pix etc. lol Pretty long way of telling you to either "like it or lump it". Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Astrild' Just realised that Meander's post said yesterday was Bisexuality day, not today. So ignore my previous comment Uni :/ Makes no sense lol. Just goes to show you are enthusiastic ! Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have a pic for Friday flyday!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Been a looooooooooong week but the end is in sight. ........friday. Only 2 of us left Astrild

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm on to it :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Guess I just follow more sites on Facebook than you. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    They are hoisted

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sydney has the most shitty weather while I'm enjoying the sun in Port Douglas. Timing couldn't have been better!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Im down that way for 4 days tomorrow. Hope it doesnt stay crappy

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    I thought you lost your undies down the park or something? Good to have you back on board

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' Im down that way for 4 days tomorrow. Hope it doesnt stay crappy Your earlier booking for finer weather for your visit seems to have been heeded. Today is overcast, but the weather is expected to pick up every day onwards. In fact, by the end of next week it is expected to be as good as Brisbane. Just be glad your coming to Sydney, and not Melbourne. Haven't seen a day over 12 deg listed for them yet. Tall

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Welcome aboard. And looking very sexy. You ladies are making mine look a little clumsy.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sexy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I posted here an hr ago mentioning that I would be down in sydney.Since then, Ive been contacted by 2 sydney profiles. Must be a lot of lurkers. 👀 that read and dont post....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Stunning day here. Cruising off down town paying bills this morning, headphones on singing away. Heaps of kids and animals about giving me a wonderful laugh. So nice to have the troubles of the mind dissolve for a while with such hilarity to see and admire. Hope the rays be shining for everyone no matter where you be

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I hope this cheers you up Annie!

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Countrychic1962' Have a pic for Friday flyday! Now all you need is to have someone around to do something about it !!! Out of curiosity, I checked up the 'whereis' app to see how far way you are from here. Says you are 540km with a driving time of 6 hrs 8 mins. Now have you got a place available for that 'roll in the hay' , although I suspect it might be required for a sleep first. Tall

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Nice effort. I have mixed feelings.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I do hope you are wearing Globes 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Very nice!

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    End of the week, had no time off all year and now have all next week off. Think I'll lay by the pool and read a book or two

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    being a one eyed Collingwood supporter yes Lol I have my own teeth and no tattoos.... I'm so excited that at least so far it's the Hawks in the gran final hope it's a Kangas v Hawks grannie ... Bring on the game tomorrow - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    9 years ago

    Go the mighty Broncos! Bring on the Grand Final next Sunday!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My fave FWB dropped by on his way to nightshift and put a smile on my dial. Mind you he looked a bit stuffed this morning when I arrived to do my cleaning shift :P.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Uni, i referenced my post to country chick regarding your fly friday piccy. Must have been the sight of those sneekers that rattled my already overrattled brain

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Im hoping for Hawks & Roos final too, but for totally different reasons to you... I'm a dockers supporter lol. Still licking my wounds after last night's loss, and though I usually support the Eagles if they're not playing the dockers, I'm not feeling that generous today :/ Go kangas!

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