Everything & Nothing

August 28 2015

Well peoples, another thread in the similar vain to it's predecessors, anything and everything x 4. Where you can chat and chew the fat on anything you desire. Impossible to go off topic. Over to you all in the RHP sandpit. Play nice and no throwing sand And be careful, the cat may have buried a turd in the pit overnight......

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Go Roos.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It has to be said that last night's crowd behaviour was appalling, particularly the 'man' who hit a woman in the stands. Feeling a bit ashamed to be a west australian right now.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    You should ask for instant posting. You should be able to get it now

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Must have found a few hard lumps in the haystack. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Countrychic1962' My fave FWB dropped by on his way to nightshift and put a smile on my dial. Mind you he looked a bit stuffed this morning when I arrived to do my cleaning shift :P. Be warned, Countrychic, you may get a visit from a Work Safe inspector, and not to 'put a smile on your dial'. As a consequence of your potentially dangerous behaviour I can envisage a sign being plastered all over the walls at your place of employment, stating that: 'No Countrychic is to be consumed within 12 hours of mounting duty'.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Damn! This cat has been away for 4 weeks and I come back to Aus having new PM? Well what else? But nice to be back to a warm sunny Melbourne! . After a couple week of smoggy Singapore (so hazy with the rainforest burning in Indonesia that covered Singapore in a thick haze and smoky air), breathing fresh air is definitely a great welcome. What did I miss in the forums?

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Welcome back lil one. How did your journey go ? Tall

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Welcome back lil one. How did your journey go ? Tall It has been a hectic work month overseas. the few weeks of work in Singapore and Manila was really trying and hard slog from being away from family and friends for so long. sick and tired of living in and out of my suitcase. So glad to be back to Melbourne. I believe I put on 5 kgs just with all the lunches ande dinners and pretty stagnant lifestyle there., can't go for runs outside as so polluted and so hot. We really dont appreciate how lucky we ae with our clean air and cool weather and healthy food until we are taken away from it. so glad to be back. now to catch up with the forums.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    New tarp for my ute arrived yesterday and it fits around the roll bar (bonus!). Ute comp tomorrow come at me!!! Hopefully I can hold my title of Best Chics Ute (not setting my heart on it as competition gets stiffer each year).

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    I'm pretty sure those extra kg's will disappear pretty quickly once you get back into training. At least you probably had some fun putting them on in the first place . Yeah, being away is nice, but it also makes you appreciate what's back home too sometimes - like good quality water, food and fresh air. Looks like you enjoyed yourself though, even if it was mainly work. Now to get back into the serious stuff - like all the things you've missed here while you were away. Enjoy !!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love it! Good luck tomorrow, go slay 'em.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A new plush top mattress. With my recent contacts, here's hoping it will be a little quicker than the 6 years it took to christen the last one :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Tall there may have been a prick_le in that hay! V_Rock I didn't say if he ate or not. One should never assume what happens when there's no proof .

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Please don't refer to me as 'lil one'. I find that term overly condescending and overly familiar. Youd be surprised how smart I am and my stature does not reflect my abilities. I do not know you nor you me. I do NOT my want you to treat me in a manner that I feel is below you. I find that Impolite. I told you this before. I would appreciate it If you could address me with the same courtesy you aaccord to others. Or not at all. thanks.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Obviously not meant to be interpreted the way you did. To me it is just a term of endearment and friendliness, nothing more or less, and is certainly not given as any indication of your values as a person. And I did address you properly with your RHP moniker at the beginning of the comment. I do sincerely apologize to you that you felt it was taken as any other form than the one intended - just being friendly towards yourself. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    There's a gorgeous Marilyn Monroe themed ute here so I'm fairly sure I've lost my title. 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When you sleep with someone only to find out after the fact that they are a garden variety of cheating bastardo (with a child under 5). Fuck my fucking life.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    💗

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... garden varieties out there unfortunately from what I have gathered. Don't let those bastardo's get you down KK

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Big hugs. Fuck it. I think we need a group hug.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A bastardo indeed.Hug to you xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    He doesn't sound like a garden variety. More like an obnoxious weed. Big hugs for you xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When you have a great day that ends so bad. My friends little brother died today. He came off a motorbike. He was only very young. I hate it when someone I care about us hurting and I can't fix or ease their pain.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    walking in Market yesterday and got recruited as an extra in a Singaporean movie with apparently Singaporean superstars. Hahaha. No speaking role but I might be in a frame or two. A new career change? Strange as I just came back from Singapore 2 days ago?

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Apparently today is the start of the end of the world, 2 blood moons in a row and eclispse. Does that mean I get to forego my credit card payments? Yay!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Apparently today is the start of the end of the world, 2 blood moons in a row and eclispse. Does that mean I get to forego my credit card payments? Yay!!! "the start to the end" mmmm Visa should ok with that.And some how I ended up on a plane today, and my next flight is 27th (next blood moon). Over the last 10 years or so there have been a few doomsday dates, if someone gets the date correct they wont get anyone saying good call, you were right (everyone gone). Doomsday "dates" are more common on RHP in my experience..Have a great day (just in case)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    When i opened my profile i got some profile views that rated my profile as hot. I cant find anywhere that you can do that. Is it a membership thingy or am i just having a blonde moment? Thanks. Opal

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You will find it in the amateur pics section. Whether you can use it as anything but a paid member I wouldn't know as I have not used it before

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    There are a couple of places you can rate a profile, based on my observation. First via the hime page where you may jave your pic under the 'Rate their Profile' section. Which leads to their Profile. Then in the profile itself, there is a function of 'Rate My Profile' highlighted in green, just under the profile description. This applies regardless of membership status. I have not used it myself as personally don't see the point. I do get the notifications all the time but I ignore them. They do not msssage my ego as they are as useless as a flirt to me. Good luck.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I flew over your hometown today and waved at you, did you see me?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Something that came up in Auntie Annie.What does looking for Anything mean?Straight, bi curious blah blah blah. self explanatoryBi sexual does man and women.What the hell does Anything encompass????Animals or your favorite blow up beach toy?

  • TallBaldSexy

    TallBaldSexy

    9 years ago

    Maybe looking for a strapadicktome? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That thread was looking interesting and I'd written a paragraph or two to contribute and then it disappeared ! Any clues ?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    I'm flying early....... Public holiday tomorrow. So this is our friday. Thank geesus(our premier) it thursday arvo.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A Melbourne council will “edit” a mural on a building that depicts people having sex in a giant hamburger.The mural, commissioned by a Brunswick business owner, contains bodies in various sexual positions, entangled with lettuce, cheese and tomato in a sesame seed bun. “Art is certainly in the eye of the beholder, but our arts and culture team does think there are a couple of parts of the image that might have crossed a few lines,” the mayor of Moreland, Meghan Hopper, said on Thursday.The council has asked street artist Mike Maka, AKA Makatron, to edit a few parts of the painting, but says it wants “to keep the public artwork intact”. Maka said he was willing to work with the council.“I’ve never been censored, so although it’s not a pleasure to adjust something to please some people’s opinions, I can understand that council wants to find the middle ground,” he said. Maka plans to produce T-shirts featuring the original uncensored artwork. There's a pic of the mural on the article. I like it. I'd buy the shirt.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    until my Friday flyday pic is cleared. Sorry folks been a bit busy this week .That's ok though as I can't change it till Tuesday.....I have a busy weekend too ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    People here are going absolutely bonkers over the Cowboys. Hate to think what it'll be like if they actually win. Wouldn't be at all surprised if they make Jonathon Thurston the mayor of the city.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    not flying the flag Today, too busy laying on the beach on this beautiful Vic public holiday watching a hot surfer riding the waves 🐚🏄🏽👙✔️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hope Cowboys win. Not a fan of the Bronco's ( even though I live in Bris)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Willy: Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning. Bart: You mean "Shining". Willy: Shh! You want to get sued?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just came across a profile of a guy called Foxytocin. Love it!!!

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    9 years ago

    I'm a massive Broncos fan and obviously I hope we win tomorrow, but I do like the Cowboys and I'll be just as happy if they win. JT and the boys deserve it. I can just imagine how crazy Townsville is at the moment! Going to be a great game tomorrow regardless of who wins!

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'JerseyGirl' I'm a massive Broncos fan and obviously I hope we win tomorrow, but I do like the Cowboys and I'll be just as happy if they win. JT and the boys deserve it. I can just imagine how crazy Townsville is at the moment! Going to be a great game tomorrow regardless of who wins! For QLD

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Don't forget Daylight Saving.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    About MeHi I'm a man seeking other fun people and friends with benefits..….......................,,,,,,,,,,,, Ubuntu HuhuhhuhuuhbhuuI am Looking ForI'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. 0uhbhg4!&&!&$5?)$8!!$!!4?)))!0??,,;8,,,,,:4,;()!!3?)&$?)8

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am sooo glad we don't have it here..the curtains don't fade,the cows don't get anxious ...yeah right,I hate that we don't have it 😩😩😩😩xxFreya

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Meander, I would have if you didn't mention it, Tara hasn't said anything, so she would have too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    About Me Hi I'm a man seeking other fun people and friends with benefits..….......................,,,,,,,,,,,, Ubuntu Huhuhhuhuuhbhuu I am Looking For I'm looking for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. 0uhbhg4!&&!&$5?)$8!!$!!4?)))!0??,,;8,,,,,:4,;()!!3?)&$?)8

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Sooo of course I had to google..Foxytocin is an artist on the Deviant Art Site xxFreya

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' I am sooo glad we don't have it here..the curtains don't fade,the cows don't get anxious ...yeah right,I hate that we don't have it 😩😩😩😩xxFreya And have not yet heard an explanation why they will not do daylight saving in QLD. I also have not yet seen a cow wearing, (or can read) a watch ?????? Personally, I believe they should make QLD permanently 1hr in advance. That way QLD would be the same as NSW over summer, and 1hr ahead over winter (instead of the same over winter and 1hr behind over summer). Sun gets up at around 4:30am in summer, absolutely a waste of good sunlight

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Sooo of course I had to google..Foxytocin is an artist on the Deviant Art Site xxFreya A possibly play n words adding the "F" onto oxytocin, which apparently is :"Widely referred to as the love hormone, oxytocin has also been dubbed the hug hormone, cuddle chemical, moral molecule, and the bliss hormone due to its effects on behavior, including its role in love and in female reproductive biological functions in reproduction" Still, sounds like a great name

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Of course was the Foxymoron...love the Kimmy😛xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You southerners can have it if you want. Just creates a nightmare up here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Not wanted here either.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' You southerners can have it if you want. Just creates a nightmare up here. Why is that so ? We have had it for many years without any problems. Even South Australia wants in on the act with a permanent 1/2 hr shift to Eastern Standard Time (and DST).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    why can't they get rid of daylight saving altogether, it is such a pain. If I want to do things at a different time relative to the position of the sun in the sky, I will schedule my day around that - leave the clocks alone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' You southerners can have it if you want. Just creates a nightmare up here. Why is that so ? We have had it for many years without any problems. Even South Australia wants in on the act with a permanent 1/2 hr shift to Eastern Standard Time (and DST). the weather up here is very different and summers here are enough of a bitch without adding daylight savings into the mix. They trialed it quite a few years ago and it was not popular. I don't care what NSW or SA or Brisbane or anyone else down there does or wants, it's a stupid idea in places like north Qld.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Living near the qld/nsw border makes it annoying. Forgetting about daylight savings has made me late for a few events,not taking into account that hr ahead. Pain in the butt for businesses too. Ring before 5 and they are closed. And all you southerners on the forums will be going to bed earlier so us q'landers will have to chat amongst ourselves. 😴

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' You southerners can have it if you want. Just creates a nightmare up here. Why is that so ? We have had it for many years without any problems. Even South Australia wants in on the act with a permanent 1/2 hr shift to Eastern Standard Time (and DST). the weather up here is very different and summers here are enough of a bitch without adding daylight savings into the mix. They trialed it quite a few years ago and it was not popular. I don't care what NSW or SA or Brisbane or anyone else down there does or wants, it's a stupid idea in places like north Qld. I still haven't actually heard any reasons why. I lived in Cairns for a couple of years 7-yrs ago and thought it would be great idea. Tradies up there all start at 7 or 7:30am and finish at 4, the same as being permanently on daylight saving. Even up in Cairns I would have loved to have an extra hour of daylight at home to have a BBQ or swim, or spend time with the kids (if I had any) outside before they had to go inside because it gets dark quite early. It appears to me the time zone has been set from Sydney (East Coast), however, a large proportion of QLD & NSW extend way to the West, which means there is a large difference to where the sun is at a given time between the West & East of QLD. Perhaps they should permanently change the time zone to average it out at half an hour forward (then perhaps they can look at an extra half hour daylight saving during summer) ?

  • TheLuckyOne

    TheLuckyOne

    9 years ago

    I'd love to have daylight savings back again! But I'm in Brissie so I guess I would have a different opinion if I was up north!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    a whole lotta yelling going on around here at the moment

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well done Cowboys! Sorry JG... had to go with the underdogs & a fairy tale finish :)

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    I was going for the Broncos, but well done Cowboys

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hilarious that the No Kissing thread is still going.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm AFL but that was awesome ! What a grand final should be. And they had Jimmy Barnes rather than a mime artist !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That was the best game. Just a perfect ending. Cairns will be partying all week. JT is brilliant. And I heard my mother say "fuck" for the first time ever when JT missed the goal. So the cowboys got to ride the horses tonight.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    so it's placed here instead - been a couple of "interesting" locations ladies have placed on their profiles such as Perth, NSW. Says something about the poster, but also about the mods keeping an eye out for fakes? Anyone else come across odd locations ?Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    That Jonathan Thurston never has to pay for a beer again. Ever !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' so it's placed here instead - been a couple of "interesting" locations ladies have placed on their profiles such as Perth, NSW. Says something about the poster, but also about the mods keeping an eye out for fakes? Anyone else come across odd locations ?Tall When starting to type your location, a drop-down menu comes up that shows the possible choices. You can't make places up as far as I can tell, sounds like a glitch? (The menu gave me four options for Perth, in WA and TAS, and offered Perthville in NSW).

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    9 years ago

    Meander, but both these very recent instances have come up from different ladies with the same 'Perth' location, and then quoting a distance of some 15,000 odd kilometres away ?? (I would believe that possibly related to Perth, Scotland ?) But I have had other oddities, such as Adelaide, NSW and a few other cities / towns that I know are in other states. It appears to be more than an isolated glitch - have actually seen this happen a number of times. Odd. Thanks, Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' so it's placed here instead - been a couple of "interesting" locations ladies have placed on their profiles such as Perth, NSW. Says something about the poster, but also about the mods keeping an eye out for fakes? Anyone else come across odd locations ?Tall When starting to type your location, a drop-down menu comes up that shows the possible choices. You can't make places up as far as I can tell, sounds like a glitch? (The menu gave me four options for Perth, in WA and TAS, and offered Perthville in NSW). I tried to change mine to Coventry but it wouldn't let me !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Have you ever searched someone's photo? If Google recognises it will tell you, but if not it will give you a whole page of different images from the net it thinks most closely resemble the one you provided. I just searched a guy's cock shot and Google came back with dozens of pics of (different) deceased feet. Poor dude. Try it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Google thinks it looks powdered creamer, teeth and light fittings.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Google thinks it looks powdered creamer, teeth and light fittings. So is that switch on or off ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Have you ever searched someone's photo? If Google recognises it will tell you, but if not it will give you a whole page of different images from the net it thinks most closely resemble the one you provided. I just searched a guy's cock shot and Google came back with dozens of pics of (different) deceased feet. Poor dude. Try it! G`day, didn`t know that could be done. thx for post.I searched my own profile pic to see if it was anywhere else, and no couldn't find it.Didn't find it on RHP or 2 other locations that it is located !!.Good for privacy that RHP photos don`t get searched, and I hope it stays that way !!!Have a great day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    haven't slept in a single bed for over 15 years, feels so weird... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My undies are flying a day early, but it's my Friday! Well, to a one-day weekend.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    To be able to choose which part of your profile pic shows in the thumbnail. You can on Facebook, so why not here? Anyone else? Not messaging the mods if it's just me.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Nice pic. Welcome to the fly friday club. Even though its thursday......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Woke up thinking it was wednesday, saw your pic Meander and got excited because it must be friday.lol. Love those shoes 👠

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Willow they're Nine West, I have them in five different colours/prints. Now drooling over the snakeprint ones. :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Placement?

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' To be able to choose which part of your profile pic shows in the thumbnail. You can on Facebook, so why not here? Anyone else? Not messaging the mods if it's just me. Hi Meander, you cannot select which part of the pix appears in the avatar but you can easily do that by taking the picture into paint (or a similar photo editing program) and cropping the desired section of the image you want visible, then reduce the size of the crop to 150x150 pixels, upload and use as main.Hope that helps :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I don't want the original pics changed though, just the thumbnail.

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    9 years ago

    Your welcome Meander but you dont need to change the original pix just take a copy of it and upload the 150x150 cropped pix and make it your forum avatar.You will still have the original in the gallery. The only difference will be that you will have the small avatar in your gallery (along with the original) and you will have what you want visible in your avatar.Hope that makes more sense. :)

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    9 years ago

    Avatar = thumbnail.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    Cabbies have had a monopoly on transport for far too long. I love getting an Uber ride....the fare is concrete and the driver is safe. No getting taken for a ride to blow out the fare or hearing some lame story about not knowing how to get there when they do but want to know if you do so they can drive you all over Timbuktu. If you had all been honest in the first place people wouldn't be using Uber!! Leave our Uber Drivers alone!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Im going to a professional development course tomorrow, which we call at work PD at work. I just reminded the boss that I wont be here tomorrow as Ive got my DP on.Then I realised what I said and cracked up. Boss couldnt work out why I thought it was so funny. Bless her. I didnt explain.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Rather have a wank than do PD.......

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    I couldn't wait........ This is post #1999 Which means my next post is..........tah dah.....

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Champagne all round!!!!!!! Taken 14 months Sad i know. But whats even sadder is in that time i have sent and received over 9000 messages. Now i just need to calculate the ratio of messages per fuck. Wheres my abacus? Least i know what to ask for at christmas. A life........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm dying to get my DP on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    This guy is crowdfunding a new masturbating device for men called the 3Fap. From the (Indiegogo) website: "3FAP is the first 3-in-1 male masturbator. Virtually all current male masturbators offer you only a single orifice to enjoy namely mouth, anus, vagina, or in some cases a simple round opening. Those who want to experience the visual excitement of multiple orifices must purchase multiple products. Even if you purchased multiple products it's impossible for you to use and enjoy those different orifices simultaneously. You're are now stuck staring at only a single orifice for the entire duration of your masturbation session. Boring. 3Fap will change that by permitting flexibility in orifice choice in combinations that are more appealing than what is currently available. This is the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex. 3Fap will allow users to switch from mouth to anus to vagina openings quickly and efficiently without the need to change 3Fap’s sleeve. We will, after launch, produce additional sleeves that include but are not limited to three vulvas, three mouths, three anuses and a variety of combinations. I must say I don't think this thing that is the size of my bathroom rubbish bin and looks like R2D2 with udders (imo) is very sexy. And why would a guy want to go arse to mouth to pussy when you can barely tell the difference between the three? Guys, help me out, what say you?

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' This guy is crowdfunding a new masturbating device for men called the 3Fap. From the (Indiegogo) website: "3FAP is the first 3-in-1 male masturbator. Virtually all current male masturbators offer you only a single orifice to enjoy namely mouth, anus, vagina, or in some cases a simple round opening. Those who want to experience the visual excitement of multiple orifices must purchase multiple products. Even if you purchased multiple products it's impossible for you to use and enjoy those different orifices simultaneously. You're are now stuck staring at only a single orifice for the entire duration of your masturbation session. Boring. 3Fap will change that by permitting flexibility in orifice choice in combinations that are more appealing than what is currently available. This is the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex. 3Fap will allow users to switch from mouth to anus to vagina openings quickly and efficiently without the need to change 3Fap’s sleeve. We will, after launch, produce additional sleeves that include but are not limited to three vulvas, three mouths, three anuses and a variety of combinations. I must say I don't think this thing that is the size of my bathroom rubbish bin and looks like R2D2 with udders (imo) is very sexy. And why would a guy want to go arse to mouth to pussy when you can barely tell the difference between the three? Guys, help me out, what say you? Does not do much for me. However, may appeal to an R2D2 type man threesome, or maybe an OBI3 Kinobi

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Is it called the Gullible ?😁xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yep. Missing my puppy dog

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    How cool is it that I'm thinking of rejoining the conversation? Please feel free to disagree. May I please say, to disappointingly few, thank you for checking that I was still kicking and feeling alright. Just in case anyone was wondering, I haven't been in a relationship. The forums were boring me. To paraphrase Robbie Williams ' Let you entertain me'

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    9 years ago

    Come in and have a seat. The entertainment will be commencing shortly. :-p

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Cant find any visual appeal looking at an artificial looking mouth/anus/pussy. If im having a wank, my eyes are closed and my ears on high alert.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Welcome back. Nothing much has changed though. Furniture has been shifted a bit. A few new faces. A few old faces have gone......

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